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Micah Parsons to the Packers for two firsts

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pale heaven circlehead
  08/28/25
lol @ the cowboys
charismatic house
  08/28/25
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pale heaven circlehead
  08/28/25
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slap-happy multi-colored stage
  08/28/25
that's it?
galvanic fuchsia tanning salon
  08/28/25
pack is paying him $47 million per year
pale heaven circlehead
  08/28/25
and Kenny Clark... good player but he'll be 30 in a few mont...
Exhilarant kitty cat
  08/28/25
1 sack doesnt sound good
galvanic fuchsia tanning salon
  08/28/25
Micah Parsons has 1 career playoff sack.
pungent frum police squad state
  08/29/25
1/4 = 1/17 (xo 2025
Concupiscible deranged locale
  08/29/25
Kenny Clark has 5 sacks in 11 postseason games played. Parso...
pungent frum police squad state
  08/29/25
Parsons ate up 2 sacks v. Eagles, 2 @ Commanders, etc. last ...
Concupiscible deranged locale
  08/29/25
I like the Packers. This was a retarded move.
pungent frum police squad state
  08/29/25
Where are we on this.
Concupiscible deranged locale
  09/12/25
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Concupiscible deranged locale
  10/28/25
Haha wow
Well-lubricated underhanded abode generalized bond
  08/28/25
Happy?
dark mind-boggling faggotry
  08/28/25
I don't know. This is fairly unlike our front office and its...
Well-lubricated underhanded abode generalized bond
  08/28/25
Good move by the Boys.
pungent frum police squad state
  08/28/25
lol why keep your best player when you could trade him for ...
slap-happy multi-colored stage
  08/28/25
He costs more than he is worth.
pungent frum police squad state
  08/28/25
what’s jerry gonna do with the savings bro their D su...
slap-happy multi-colored stage
  08/28/25
three fifths, ackshually
Swollen 180 garrison idea he suggested
  08/28/25
It feels like a loss for Dallas but it does make some sense....
Excitant chestnut den philosopher-king
  08/28/25
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Bright aromatic milk
  08/29/25
Jerry caused all of those problems. This trade is just anoth...
racy learning disabled mother
  08/29/25
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vibrant vengeful parlor
  09/01/25
Jerry press conference constantly calling him "Michael&...
gay station
  08/28/25
im with xo jerry on this.
Unhinged Senate
  08/29/25
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Bright aromatic milk
  08/29/25
Its interesting because: 1. The argument for the Packers...
onyx outnumbered gas station telephone
  08/29/25
two first round picks in the nfl isnt a joke. espn is just t...
Unhinged Senate
  08/29/25
The salary cap is complete Enron accounting. Whatever a &quo...
Concupiscible deranged locale
  08/29/25
LJL Cowboys. What a clown franchise. Great move for the Pack...
diverse offensive forum genital piercing
  08/29/25
So the Packers traded 2 1st round picks for one year of a on...
pungent frum police squad state
  08/29/25
"The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per...
Well-lubricated underhanded abode generalized bond
  08/29/25
The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per play ...
gay station
  08/29/25
, he lisped.
pungent frum police squad state
  08/29/25
lol some cunt from district 3. better to get his ass off the...
Spectacular drunken field famous landscape painting
  08/29/25
Knew about this three days ago but no one responded https:...
ivory razzmatazz indian lodge degenerate
  08/29/25
I responded in under one hour
Well-lubricated underhanded abode generalized bond
  08/29/25
this is so fucking stupid worse than luka
slap-happy multi-colored stage
  08/29/25
Micah's back is shot lol. https://x.com/AdamSchefter/stat...
pungent frum police squad state
  09/01/25
xo jerry wins again
Unhinged Senate
  09/01/25
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pungent frum police squad state
  09/01/25
the idea of being an nfl player with anything resembling bac...
Unhinged Senate
  09/01/25
It's not absurd at all. These guys always have aches and pai...
pungent frum police squad state
  09/01/25
Lolololol
dark mind-boggling faggotry
  09/01/25
Obviously not ideal Packers had to have known about this...
Well-lubricated underhanded abode generalized bond
  09/01/25
?
Concupiscible deranged locale
  09/12/25
Will be 180 when Parsons suffers a catastrophic injury early...
Bearded locus headpube
  09/01/25
Fuck you
Well-lubricated underhanded abode generalized bond
  09/01/25
I was the guy saying the Packers should've have done this an...
pungent frum police squad state
  09/12/25
"shouldn't've" you mean?
Concupiscible deranged locale
  09/12/25
Yes
pungent frum police squad state
  09/12/25
ty for your honesty
Concupiscible deranged locale
  09/12/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrWs3ufsn-A
Concupiscible deranged locale
  09/12/25
parsons won that game for them yesterday he was everywhere
pale heaven circlehead
  09/12/25


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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: pale heaven circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49219929)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: charismatic house

lol @ the cowboys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49219931)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:17 PM
Author: pale heaven circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49219934)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:10 PM
Author: slap-happy multi-colored stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49220268)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: galvanic fuchsia tanning salon

that's it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49219933)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:17 PM
Author: pale heaven circlehead

pack is paying him $47 million per year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49219935)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:35 PM
Author: Exhilarant kitty cat

and Kenny Clark... good player but he'll be 30 in a few months and he's in decline (only one sack last year).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49219964)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:40 PM
Author: galvanic fuchsia tanning salon

1 sack doesnt sound good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49219972)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:56 AM
Author: pungent frum police squad state

Micah Parsons has 1 career playoff sack.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49221767)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:00 PM
Author: Concupiscible deranged locale

1/4 = 1/17 (xo 2025

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49221776)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: pungent frum police squad state

Kenny Clark has 5 sacks in 11 postseason games played. Parsons just stat pads against shitty teams in the recent Cowboy MO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49221849)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:30 PM
Author: Concupiscible deranged locale

Parsons ate up 2 sacks v. Eagles, 2 @ Commanders, etc. last season okay pumo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49221854)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 1:07 PM
Author: pungent frum police squad state

I like the Packers. This was a retarded move.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49221953)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:22 AM
Author: Concupiscible deranged locale

Where are we on this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49259308)



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Date: October 28th, 2025 8:09 AM
Author: Concupiscible deranged locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49381541)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:20 PM
Author: Well-lubricated underhanded abode generalized bond

Haha wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49219940)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:26 PM
Author: dark mind-boggling faggotry

Happy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49219948)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:48 PM
Author: Well-lubricated underhanded abode generalized bond

I don't know. This is fairly unlike our front office and its an enormous amount of capital.

Worth it if we win a SB while he's around.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49219981)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:12 PM
Author: pungent frum police squad state

Good move by the Boys.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49220276)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:18 PM
Author: slap-happy multi-colored stage

lol

why keep your best player when you could trade him for two crapshoot chances at another decent player later

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49220292)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:23 PM
Author: pungent frum police squad state

He costs more than he is worth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49220305)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:26 PM
Author: slap-happy multi-colored stage

what’s jerry gonna do with the savings bro

their D sucks and just lost its best player. what’s the plan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49220311)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:26 PM
Author: Swollen 180 garrison idea he suggested

three fifths, ackshually

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49220313)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:46 PM
Author: Excitant chestnut den philosopher-king

It feels like a loss for Dallas but it does make some sense. They weren't projected to compete this year (over/under at 8 wins) and committing $45m to Parsons probably would have trapped them in mediocrity for the next few seasons.

The Packers picks will probably be in the low 20's, and two of those may not feel like a great return for a guy as talented as Parsons, but combined with Dallas' own picks, it helps them reset a bit.

The Cowboys have $31m in dead money this year plus at least $16m in dead money for next year. Factor in the massive signing bonus to Dak Prescott and CeeDee Lamb, with Prescott on the wrong side of 30, and this may have felt like a poison pill move. Because giving Parsons the deal he got with Green Bay would have put them in cap hell for a good 5 years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49220382)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:20 AM
Author: Bright aromatic milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49220854)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 8:50 AM
Author: racy learning disabled mother

Jerry caused all of those problems. This trade is just another episode in a slow moving train wreck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49221253)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 4:31 PM
Author: vibrant vengeful parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49228871)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:49 PM
Author: gay station

Jerry press conference constantly calling him "Michael" is hilarious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49220386)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:02 AM
Author: Unhinged Senate

im with xo jerry on this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49220829)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:38 AM
Author: Bright aromatic milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49220876)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:10 AM
Author: onyx outnumbered gas station telephone

Its interesting because:

1. The argument for the Packers is that he's a truly elite player, and they don't have too many of those, so you just have to pay them.

2. Argument for Dallas is on a salary cap team, can you really afford to pay him 20% more than the largest defensive contract ever plus give up 2 first round picks and a good player? Is he really that good.

I think the trade is probably a win for the Packers because it seems like the NFL salary cap is sort of made up and doesn't matter...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49220839)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:25 AM
Author: Unhinged Senate

two first round picks in the nfl isnt a joke. espn is just trying to bash jerry jones.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49220859)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 8:50 AM
Author: Concupiscible deranged locale

The salary cap is complete Enron accounting. Whatever a "four year deal" is really only affects you Year One, because everything in the future is massively inflated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49221251)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 8:46 AM
Author: diverse offensive forum genital piercing

LJL Cowboys. What a clown franchise. Great move for the Pack, but they’re still the gayest franchise in sports. Literally tried to ban a play because they couldn’t stop it. This just makes them less gay on D but they won’t escape their cowardly ways.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49221238)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:55 AM
Author: pungent frum police squad state

So the Packers traded 2 1st round picks for one year of a one dimensional pass rusher?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49221432)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:45 AM
Author: Well-lubricated underhanded abode generalized bond

"The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per play when Parsons is on the field is the best in the NFL since 2021. When off the field in that same span, Dallas has the league's worst EPA per play, per CBS Sports Research."

https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/when-will-micah-parsons-contract-saga-with-cowboys-end-clock-is-ticking-if-all-pro-is-to-play-vs-eagles/

I don't think I care how "one dimensional" he is if he has that big an impact

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49221732)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:48 AM
Author: gay station

The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per play when Parsons is on the field is the best in the NFL since 2021. When off the field in that same span, Dallas has the league's worst EPA per play, per CBS Sports Research.

https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/cowboys-jerry-jones-prioritizes-ego-by-trading-generational-talent-micah-parsons-to-packers/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49221745)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:01 PM
Author: pungent frum police squad state

, he lisped.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49223039)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:48 PM
Author: Spectacular drunken field famous landscape painting

lol some cunt from district 3. better to get his ass off the payroll.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49221917)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 5:10 PM
Author: ivory razzmatazz indian lodge degenerate

Knew about this three days ago but no one responded

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5766225&mc=3&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49222517)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 6:42 PM
Author: Well-lubricated underhanded abode generalized bond

I responded in under one hour

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49222736)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:05 PM
Author: slap-happy multi-colored stage

this is so fucking stupid worse than luka

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49223051)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:13 PM
Author: pungent frum police squad state

Micah's back is shot lol.

https://x.com/AdamSchefter/status/1962579612266799331?t=scFtynoii1OPgyPPMW1ZVQ&s=19

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49228685)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:15 PM
Author: Unhinged Senate

xo jerry wins again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49228692)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:16 PM
Author: pungent frum police squad state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49228696)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:21 PM
Author: Unhinged Senate

the idea of being an nfl player with anything resembling back pain is absurd. matt stafford is gonna get benched and xo jimmy g is gonna have to take over this season.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49228706)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: pungent frum police squad state

It's not absurd at all. These guys always have aches and pains as apart of beating the shit out of each other for a living. I used to have back pain when I played contact sports and it totally went away after I moved on to lawyering full time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49229109)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 4:15 PM
Author: dark mind-boggling faggotry

Lolololol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49228851)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 4:53 PM
Author: Well-lubricated underhanded abode generalized bond

Obviously not ideal

Packers had to have known about this though, there are physicals involved in trades and I'm pretty sure undisclosed issues are grounds to invalidate a trade

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49228922)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:22 AM
Author: Concupiscible deranged locale

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49259310)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:34 PM
Author: Bearded locus headpube

Will be 180 when Parsons suffers a catastrophic injury early in the season and packers traded 2 firsts for a crippling financial loss.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49228735)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 6:04 PM
Author: Well-lubricated underhanded abode generalized bond

Fuck you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49229153)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:31 AM
Author: pungent frum police squad state

I was the guy saying the Packers should've have done this and I am wrong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49259344)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:55 AM
Author: Concupiscible deranged locale

"shouldn't've" you mean?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49259448)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 10:59 AM
Author: pungent frum police squad state

Yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49259689)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 11:28 AM
Author: Concupiscible deranged locale

ty for your honesty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49259833)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 10:35 AM
Author: Concupiscible deranged locale

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrWs3ufsn-A

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49259608)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 11:29 AM
Author: pale heaven circlehead

parsons won that game for them yesterday he was everywhere

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49259839)