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Can u handle this BBW USC MBA student who copped a 7 fig trapeze settlement?

HONK HONK! https://www.marshall.usc.edu/people/jill-johns...
frisky brunch
  01/13/26
https://www.marshall.usc.edu/personnel/joseph-priester
Saffron Marvelous Step-uncle's House
  01/13/26
At the time of the accident, Johnson was 33 years old and we...
Saffron Marvelous Step-uncle's House
  01/13/26
lmao, that's a critical detail. I was envisioning some fat ...
Painfully honest locale
  01/13/26
...
Saffron Marvelous Step-uncle's House
  01/13/26
same. 340 lbs is like two people.
crusty wrinkle
  01/13/26
he was a professor of marketing
comical prole mad-dog skullcap
  01/13/26
To die in this sordid way, quartered like some low thief. ...
puce self-absorbed stage
  01/13/26
Thats only 2 mochas frapp per day
Multi-colored rigpig
  01/13/26
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Bistre locus preventive strike
  01/13/26
the problem with modern feminized jewified society is that t...
180 white parlour
  01/13/26
...
Saffron Marvelous Step-uncle's House
  01/13/26
They don't rally explain the injury. Ahe compound fractured ...
brass electric stock car
  01/13/26
fat greedy retards like this (and the plaintiffs’ lawy...
galvanic community account idea he suggested
  01/13/26
Rate the all LOLoyla legal team for the BBW https://www...
frisky brunch
  01/13/26
sheri chosen to do a demo of the trapeze for the jury by the...
Saffron Marvelous Step-uncle's House
  01/13/26
Kabateck is the real deal. but i guess he isn't on this case...
overrated institution half-breed
  01/13/26
Kabateck & Karlstack LLP
Saffron Marvelous Step-uncle's House
  01/13/26
...
Bistre locus preventive strike
  01/13/26
i'm normally skeptical of these suits, but it's kind of hard...
misunderstood faggot firefighter
  01/13/26
maybe you've landed on something
Saffron Marvelous Step-uncle's House
  01/13/26
irl let’s see what unfolds
frisky brunch
  01/13/26
or, in this case, folds-- i.e., her tibia
alcoholic coral location windowlicker
  01/13/26
U to your Bumble date: “You are in great shape, and th...
Anal depressive trust fund
  01/13/26
...
frisky brunch
  01/13/26
...
Saffron Marvelous Step-uncle's House
  01/13/26
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Bistre locus preventive strike
  01/13/26
...
alcoholic coral location windowlicker
  01/13/26
...
honey-headed genital piercing
  01/13/26
(shallow hal)
180 white parlour
  01/13/26
https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/853/570/842...
puce self-absorbed stage
  01/13/26
...
redpilled tradcath nietzschean eugenicist girldad
  06/11/26
non-M7 MBAs are a total clownshow
Bateful french juggernaut
  01/13/26
USC MBAs DOMINATE the newport beach rooftop scene
Saffron Marvelous Step-uncle's House
  01/13/26
*Santa Monica trapeze scene
puce self-absorbed stage
  01/13/26
...
Saffron Marvelous Step-uncle's House
  01/13/26
...
Anal depressive trust fund
  01/13/26
Regardless of what the prof told the bitch, women have no ag...
cheese-eating blood rage
  01/13/26
the professor looks just like u imagine https://www.marshall...
cheese-eating blood rage
  01/13/26
ghastly
Bistre locus preventive strike
  01/13/26
i poasted this pic 5 hrs ago, asshole
Saffron Marvelous Step-uncle's House
  01/13/26
ljl at paying $80k whatever a year tuiton for a furking MBA ...
cheese-eating blood rage
  01/13/26
imagine a person in China reading this news story. how do yo...
180 white parlour
  01/13/26
...
Saffron Marvelous Step-uncle's House
  01/13/26
in a REAL country -- like the US in the 1990s -- the video o...
alcoholic coral location windowlicker
  01/13/26
i like how, in her telling, she absolutely nailed the perfor...
galvanic community account idea he suggested
  01/13/26
a typical 340 lb woman can't hang from a bar for really any ...
misunderstood faggot firefighter
  01/13/26
best exit out of that MBA program in its history
Red Partner Cumskin
  01/13/26
she aced orthopedic catastrophic injury.
galvanic community account idea he suggested
  01/13/26


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Date: January 13th, 2026 9:37 AM
Author: frisky brunch

HONK HONK!

https://www.marshall.usc.edu/people/jill-johnson

https://mynewsla.com/business/2026/01/10/usc-to-pay-nearly-2-million-to-mba-student-injured-in-trapeze-exercise/

Johnson told the professor she was concerned about the school’s weight limit and whether she would be able to participate, but he replied, “You are in great shape, and the weight will not be an issue,” the suit stated.

Priester knew that Johnson exceeded the 205-pound weight limit, but still encouraged her to participate, the suit stated.

During the second of two exercises, Johnson swung forward, then back, then forward again and tucked her legs and landed on the net after completing the back flip, but she felt one leg crumple beneath her, could not stand and saw blood pouring out of her leg, according to the suit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2Reputation#49585697)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 9:42 AM
Author: Saffron Marvelous Step-uncle's House

https://www.marshall.usc.edu/personnel/joseph-priester

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2Reputation#49585701)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 9:47 AM
Author: Saffron Marvelous Step-uncle's House

At the time of the accident, Johnson was 33 years old and weighed about 340 pounds.

https://mynewsla.com/crime/2025/08/03/usc-professor-cant-escape-former-mba-students-trapeze-injury-suit/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2Reputation#49585707)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 10:22 AM
Author: Painfully honest locale

lmao, that's a critical detail. I was envisioning some fat fuck who was 210 pounds and only technically over the weight limit. This prof really told some 340 pound whale she was in great shape and to go for it? She must be eating 3500 calories a day to maintain that mass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2Reputation#49585774)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 10:30 AM
Author: Saffron Marvelous Step-uncle's House



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2Reputation#49585783)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 1:36 PM
Author: crusty wrinkle

same. 340 lbs is like two people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2Reputation#49586373)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 1:45 PM
Author: comical prole mad-dog skullcap

he was a professor of marketing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2Reputation#49586395)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 2:33 PM
Author: puce self-absorbed stage

To die in this sordid way, quartered like some low thief.

Shame!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2Reputation#49586504)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 2:06 PM
Author: Multi-colored rigpig

Thats only 2 mochas frapp per day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2Reputation#49586432)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 2:42 PM
Author: Bistre locus preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2Reputation#49586531)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 3:19 PM
Author: 180 white parlour

the problem with modern feminized jewified society is that there is no other response to when a 340 lbs woman asks you if she is good to participate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2Reputation#49586631)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 3:22 PM
Author: Saffron Marvelous Step-uncle's House



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2Reputation#49586641)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 9:52 AM
Author: brass electric stock car

They don't rally explain the injury. Ahe compound fractured her leg?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2Reputation#49585714)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 9:57 AM
Author: galvanic community account idea he suggested

fat greedy retards like this (and the plaintiffs’ lawyers who enable them) are the reason the entire country is a soulless, foam-padded, guardrailed daycare.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2Reputation#49585724)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 1:21 PM
Author: frisky brunch

Rate the all LOLoyla legal team for the BBW

https://www.kbklawyers.com/results/shant-a-karnikian/

https://www.kbklawyers.com/results/stephanie-charlin/

https://www.kbklawyers.com/results/sheri-lalehzarian/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2Reputation#49586342)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 1:33 PM
Author: Saffron Marvelous Step-uncle's House

sheri chosen to do a demo of the trapeze for the jury by their accident reconstruction expert

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2Reputation#49586365)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 1:36 PM
Author: overrated institution half-breed

Kabateck is the real deal. but i guess he isn't on this case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2Reputation#49586371)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 1:55 PM
Author: Saffron Marvelous Step-uncle's House

Kabateck & Karlstack LLP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2Reputation#49586411)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 2:41 PM
Author: Bistre locus preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2Reputation#49586530)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 1:52 PM
Author: misunderstood faggot firefighter

i'm normally skeptical of these suits, but it's kind of hard to see why anyone would encourage a 340 lb woman to do trapeze except out of a morbid desire to see a gruesome accident

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2Reputation#49586405)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 1:55 PM
Author: Saffron Marvelous Step-uncle's House

maybe you've landed on something

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2Reputation#49586413)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 2:30 PM
Author: frisky brunch

irl let’s see what unfolds

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2Reputation#49586485)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 2:46 PM
Author: alcoholic coral location windowlicker

or, in this case, folds-- i.e., her tibia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2Reputation#49586540)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 1:52 PM
Author: Anal depressive trust fund

U to your Bumble date: “You are in great shape, and the weight will not be an issue”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2Reputation#49586406)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 2:08 PM
Author: frisky brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2Reputation#49586435)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 2:08 PM
Author: Saffron Marvelous Step-uncle's House



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2Reputation#49586436)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 2:41 PM
Author: Bistre locus preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2Reputation#49586528)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 2:47 PM
Author: alcoholic coral location windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2Reputation#49586542)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 3:15 PM
Author: honey-headed genital piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2Reputation#49586618)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 3:19 PM
Author: 180 white parlour

(shallow hal)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2Reputation#49586632)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 3:20 PM
Author: puce self-absorbed stage

https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/853/570/842.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2Reputation#49586635)



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Date: June 11th, 2026 11:00 AM
Author: redpilled tradcath nietzschean eugenicist girldad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2Reputation#49930381)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 2:32 PM
Author: Bateful french juggernaut

non-M7 MBAs are a total clownshow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2Reputation#49586495)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 2:34 PM
Author: Saffron Marvelous Step-uncle's House

USC MBAs DOMINATE the newport beach rooftop scene

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2Reputation#49586507)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 2:36 PM
Author: puce self-absorbed stage

*Santa Monica trapeze scene

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2Reputation#49586512)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 2:37 PM
Author: Saffron Marvelous Step-uncle's House



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2Reputation#49586513)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 3:24 PM
Author: Anal depressive trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2Reputation#49586645)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 2:41 PM
Author: cheese-eating blood rage

Regardless of what the prof told the bitch, women have no agency so even at 340 pounds there's no way they cld make the independent decision that maybe its not a good idea to bounce off a trapaze with a 205 pound weight limit. the Patriarchy and rapant SEXISM in the trapeze industry precludes them from doing this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2Reputation#49586526)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 2:41 PM
Author: cheese-eating blood rage

the professor looks just like u imagine https://www.marshall.usc.edu/personnel/joseph-priester

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2Reputation#49586529)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 2:42 PM
Author: Bistre locus preventive strike

ghastly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2Reputation#49586534)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 2:50 PM
Author: Saffron Marvelous Step-uncle's House

i poasted this pic 5 hrs ago, asshole

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2Reputation#49586551)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 2:43 PM
Author: cheese-eating blood rage

ljl at paying $80k whatever a year tuiton for a furking MBA and the school requiring a trapeze performance, US education system is so furking clown

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2Reputation#49586535)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 3:21 PM
Author: 180 white parlour

imagine a person in China reading this news story. how do you say "so much to unpack" in Chinese?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2Reputation#49586639)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 3:22 PM
Author: Saffron Marvelous Step-uncle's House



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2Reputation#49586643)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 2:48 PM
Author: alcoholic coral location windowlicker

in a REAL country -- like the US in the 1990s -- the video of this would have shown up on America's Funniest Home Videos. A literal laugh riot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2Reputation#49586546)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 4:24 PM
Author: galvanic community account idea he suggested

i like how, in her telling, she absolutely nailed the performance.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2Reputation#49586805)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 7:53 PM
Author: misunderstood faggot firefighter

a typical 340 lb woman can't hang from a bar for really any time at all so i'm unsure what the exercise was

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2Reputation#49587357)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 6:30 PM
Author: Red Partner Cumskin

best exit out of that MBA program in its history

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2Reputation#49587066)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 6:35 PM
Author: galvanic community account idea he suggested

she aced orthopedic catastrophic injury.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2Reputation#49587079)