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If you had a last name like Anus would you change it

Let's say it was spelled Anus but pronounced A-noose. Or may...
Arrogant Temple
  03/20/26
yes so that my kids wouldnt have to endure having it when th...
henna misanthropic house yarmulke
  03/20/26
would you pick a normie name for your kids like Smith, or so...
Arrogant Temple
  03/20/26
probably dad's or paternal grandpa's given name + son e.g. j...
henna misanthropic house yarmulke
  03/20/26
yeah I'd pick something that sounded similar but was prestig...
Fantasy-prone knife
  03/20/26
Cox -> Coxglorious
Hilarious Whorehouse
  03/21/26
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Fantasy-prone knife
  03/21/26
Anushammer. Excellent work.
chrome galvanic spot
  03/21/26
Thanks boss! You know me, I'll just keep on pounding away
Fantasy-prone knife
  03/21/26
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Long PlayroomPoon Clown Conniption
  03/29/26
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fatty nigger
  03/23/26
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Kenneth Play
  03/23/26
i'd demand that people refer to me as mr. anus (pronounced l...
bossy jet-lagged philosopher-king
  03/20/26
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henna misanthropic house yarmulke
  03/20/26
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Arrogant Temple
  03/20/26
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Fantasy-prone knife
  03/21/26
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Trust If Aryan
  03/29/26
*phil leotardo clutching fist*
blathering property sweet tailpipe
  03/20/26
some big ten team had a tight end named Butt a few years ago
Mischievous people who are hurt
  03/20/26
...
Mischievous people who are hurt
  03/20/26
not flame i used to work with a guy whose last name was Butt
Cruel-hearted tattoo
  03/21/26
Guess what English prep school Chad bullies called Martin Am...
Naked Trip Crotch Set
  03/21/26
I would change it to Anoop.
motley legend
  03/21/26
I used to know multiple s Azn women in London named “A...
Coral Pozpig
  03/21/26
wow
Arrogant Temple
  03/22/26
"Anal Sheik"
Long PlayroomPoon Clown Conniption
  03/27/26
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Imhhuz8OjHg
thirsty mahogany coffee pot
  03/21/26
I'd spend my entire live striving to become a Kentucky Colon...
self-centered french chef wrinkle
  03/22/26
...
Kenneth Play
  03/23/26
Anustein - AH-noosteen, actually
Shaky Frisky Mother
  03/22/26
Behold IP masterman Dick Assmus https://www.eyeonesg.com/...
rear naked choke
  03/23/26
Dick assmus!
I'm literally Will Hunting btw
  03/27/26
One out of a million men with such a name would go on to con...
Richard Ames
  03/23/26
life ain't easy for a boy named sue
Kenneth Play
  03/27/26
Julian Nowag https://portal.research.lu.se/en/persons/julia...
fatty nigger
  03/23/26
lol
Bud Light
  03/23/26
Chew Shit Fun https://dr.ntu.edu.sg/entities/person/Chew-Sh...
fatty nigger
  03/27/26
scholarly My current research examines the effects of ele...
Kenneth Play
  03/29/26


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Date: March 20th, 2026 12:53 PM
Author: Arrogant Temple

Let's say it was spelled Anus but pronounced A-noose. Or maybe your name is Semen but pronounced se-MEN. Like would your family name be worth the lifetime of humiliation and correcting people? Discuss.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2Reputation#49757533)



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Date: March 20th, 2026 1:13 PM
Author: henna misanthropic house yarmulke

yes so that my kids wouldnt have to endure having it when theyre young.

if i didnt have kids id just go with it. actually i'd probably insist it be pronounced the same as the word its spelled like. would be funny to see peoples reactions all the time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2Reputation#49757607)



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Date: March 20th, 2026 1:25 PM
Author: Arrogant Temple

would you pick a normie name for your kids like Smith, or something prestigious like Goldstein

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2Reputation#49757647)



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Date: March 20th, 2026 1:36 PM
Author: henna misanthropic house yarmulke

probably dad's or paternal grandpa's given name + son e.g. johnson

lol at goldstein

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2Reputation#49757676)



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Date: March 20th, 2026 1:38 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone knife

yeah I'd pick something that sounded similar but was prestigious, like Drumpf -> Trump. Like instead of Anus, Anushammer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2Reputation#49757686)



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Date: March 21st, 2026 11:09 AM
Author: Hilarious Whorehouse

Cox -> Coxglorious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2Reputation#49759043)



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Date: March 21st, 2026 2:07 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2Reputation#49759505)



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Date: March 21st, 2026 12:57 PM
Author: chrome galvanic spot

Anushammer. Excellent work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2Reputation#49759281)



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Date: March 21st, 2026 2:07 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone knife

Thanks boss! You know me, I'll just keep on pounding away

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2Reputation#49759502)



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Date: March 29th, 2026 10:13 AM
Author: Long PlayroomPoon Clown Conniption ( )



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Date: March 23rd, 2026 10:31 AM
Author: fatty nigger (✅🍑)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2Reputation#49761923)



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Date: March 23rd, 2026 7:35 PM
Author: Kenneth Play (emotional girth)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2Reputation#49763640)



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Date: March 20th, 2026 1:42 PM
Author: bossy jet-lagged philosopher-king

i'd demand that people refer to me as mr. anus (pronounced like the english word "anus" with a southern accent)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2Reputation#49757699)



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Date: March 20th, 2026 1:46 PM
Author: henna misanthropic house yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2Reputation#49757713)



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Date: March 20th, 2026 1:50 PM
Author: Arrogant Temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2Reputation#49757720)



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Date: March 21st, 2026 10:50 AM
Author: Fantasy-prone knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2Reputation#49759026)



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Date: March 29th, 2026 2:18 PM
Author: Trust If Aryan



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Date: March 20th, 2026 1:43 PM
Author: blathering property sweet tailpipe

*phil leotardo clutching fist*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2Reputation#49757706)



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Date: March 20th, 2026 1:51 PM
Author: Mischievous people who are hurt

some big ten team had a tight end named Butt a few years ago

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2Reputation#49757725)



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Date: March 20th, 2026 1:57 PM
Author: Mischievous people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2Reputation#49757735)



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Date: March 21st, 2026 10:52 AM
Author: Cruel-hearted tattoo

not flame i used to work with a guy whose last name was Butt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2Reputation#49759028)



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Date: March 21st, 2026 11:28 AM
Author: Naked Trip Crotch Set

Guess what English prep school Chad bullies called Martin Amis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2Reputation#49759066)



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Date: March 21st, 2026 11:31 AM
Author: motley legend

I would change it to Anoop.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2Reputation#49759071)



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Date: March 21st, 2026 11:36 AM
Author: Coral Pozpig

I used to know multiple s Azn women in London named “Anal”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2Reputation#49759080)



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Date: March 22nd, 2026 10:26 AM
Author: Arrogant Temple

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2Reputation#49760893)



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Date: March 27th, 2026 6:51 AM
Author: Long PlayroomPoon Clown Conniption ( )

"Anal Sheik"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2Reputation#49773015)



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Date: March 21st, 2026 11:37 AM
Author: thirsty mahogany coffee pot

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Imhhuz8OjHg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2Reputation#49759085)



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Date: March 22nd, 2026 10:27 AM
Author: self-centered french chef wrinkle

I'd spend my entire live striving to become a Kentucky Colonel

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2Reputation#49760898)



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Date: March 23rd, 2026 9:09 AM
Author: Kenneth Play (emotional girth)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2Reputation#49761702)



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Date: March 22nd, 2026 10:27 AM
Author: Shaky Frisky Mother

Anustein - AH-noosteen, actually

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2Reputation#49760901)



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Date: March 23rd, 2026 10:23 AM
Author: rear naked choke

Behold IP masterman Dick Assmus

https://www.eyeonesg.com/author/rassmus/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2Reputation#49761902)



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Date: March 27th, 2026 12:38 PM
Author: I'm literally Will Hunting btw

Dick assmus!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2Reputation#49773663)



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Date: March 23rd, 2026 10:28 AM
Author: Richard Ames

One out of a million men with such a name would go on to conquer the world. The rest would be ridiculed beyond belief. Really comes down to asking yourself which of those men you really are.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2Reputation#49761917)



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Date: March 27th, 2026 11:52 AM
Author: Kenneth Play (emotional girth)

life ain't easy for a boy named sue

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2Reputation#49773545)



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Date: March 23rd, 2026 10:30 AM
Author: fatty nigger (✅🍑)

Julian Nowag

https://portal.research.lu.se/en/persons/julian-nowag/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2Reputation#49761921)



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Date: March 23rd, 2026 2:55 PM
Author: Bud Light

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2Reputation#49762970)



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Date: March 27th, 2026 12:40 PM
Author: fatty nigger (✅🍑)

Chew Shit Fun

https://dr.ntu.edu.sg/entities/person/Chew-Shit-Fun

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2Reputation#49773665)



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Date: March 29th, 2026 10:32 AM
Author: Kenneth Play (emotional girth)

scholarly

My current research examines the effects of elevated temperature on the survival responses of the giant clam Tridacna squamosa and its symbiotically associated phototrophic dinoflagellates from the family Symbiodiniaceae.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2Reputation#49778151)