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Closing argument time this morning. Inshallah I’ll channel my inner EPAH
| Carmine locus | 04/29/26 |
| Irate heaven | 04/29/26 |
| Carmine locus | 04/29/26 |
| Irate heaven | 05/01/26 |
| Hideous university | 05/01/26 |
| spectacular rehab | 04/29/26 |
| Carmine locus | 04/29/26 |
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| motley chest-beating wagecucks office | 04/29/26 |
| Lime hunting ground | 04/29/26 |
| Hideous university | 05/01/26 |
| Brass nudist stock car striped hyena | 04/30/26 |
| Electric haunting azn useless brakes | 05/01/26 |
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| Hideous university | 05/01/26 |
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| Carmine locus | 04/29/26 |
| motley chest-beating wagecucks office | 04/29/26 |
| Carmine locus | 04/29/26 |
| Hideous university | 04/29/26 |
| Sinister whorehouse associate | 04/29/26 |
| stimulating nursing home sweet tailpipe | 04/29/26 |
| Lime hunting ground | 04/29/26 |
| spectacular rehab | 04/29/26 |
| Carmine locus | 04/30/26 |
| Cruel-hearted Bespoke Voyeur Step-uncle's House | 04/30/26 |
| Carmine locus | 04/30/26 |
| green know-it-all center | 05/01/26 |
| Carmine locus | 05/01/26 |
| green know-it-all center | 05/01/26 |
| Carmine locus | 05/01/26 |
| slippery tripping crackhouse rigor | 05/01/26 |
| Carmine locus | 05/01/26 |
| green know-it-all center | 05/01/26 |
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| slippery tripping crackhouse rigor | 05/02/26 |
| green know-it-all center | 05/01/26 |
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| Sinister whorehouse associate | 05/01/26 |
| spectacular rehab | 05/01/26 |
| Wild pervert | 04/30/26 |
| Cerebral Cocky Stage Place Of Business | 04/30/26 |
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| Cowardly locale | 05/01/26 |
| Carmine locus | 05/01/26 |
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| Scarlet weed whacker | 05/01/26 |
| Hideous university | 05/01/26 |
| Electric haunting azn useless brakes | 05/01/26 |
| Sinister whorehouse associate | 05/01/26 |
| Hideous university | 05/01/26 |
| Carmine locus | 05/01/26 |
| Hideous university | 05/01/26 |
| Scarlet weed whacker | 05/01/26 |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:19 PM Author: Carmine locus (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49851221) |
Date: April 29th, 2026 12:20 PM Author: Irate heaven 3-5 current posters max has ever done a jury trial (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49851229) |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:23 PM Author: Carmine locus You guys do trials in SaAs Law, Ricky? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49851237) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 4:10 PM Author: Irate heaven Not Ricky, jewish darkness tp (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49857429) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 7:35 PM Author: Hideous university (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49857978) |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:32 PM Author: spectacular rehab (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49851269) |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:38 PM Author: Carmine locus (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49851296) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:13 PM Author: Hideous university (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49858174) |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:32 PM Author: motley chest-beating wagecucks office the elegant lisp, the sassy hand motions, all of it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49851271) |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 6:07 PM Author: Lime hunting ground (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49852359) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 7:36 PM Author: Hideous university (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49857979) |
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Date: April 30th, 2026 2:07 PM Author: Brass nudist stock car striped hyena (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49854597) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:02 PM Author: Electric haunting azn useless brakes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49858147) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:03 PM Author: Electric haunting azn useless brakes you forgot the WOC paralegal (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49858148) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:06 PM Author: Hideous university Flocks of stylish WoCs in business casual attire tp (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49858159) |
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Date: May 2nd, 2026 5:41 PM Author: Lime hunting ground https://imgur.com/a/does-she-know-xw1Aoz0
:-((( I'd be better off in a pine box, on a slow train back to Georgia than recalling that heady week. |
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Date: May 2nd, 2026 5:48 PM Author: Hideous university (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49860161) |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:27 PM Author: Carmine locus Just got the not guilty verdict. Pretty chill. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49852210) |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:30 PM Author: motley chest-beating wagecucks office Did you hit the jury with dat "i'm gay" during closing? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49852219) |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:51 PM Author: Carmine locus Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, in conclusion, I love men (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49852289) |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:51 PM Author: Hideous university (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49852293) |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:53 PM Author: Sinister whorehouse associate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49852307) |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 7:20 PM Author: stimulating nursing home sweet tailpipe (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49852622) |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 6:06 PM Author: Lime hunting ground 180! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49852357) |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 10:27 PM Author: spectacular rehab hell yeah (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49852981) |
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Date: April 30th, 2026 1:06 PM Author: Carmine locus Attorney watching my closing said I TROUNCED the DA. It was a felony theft and vandalism where someone was seen on video driving a forklift through a fence into a business and taking pallets with the forklift lol. The video showed a guy with an orange vest, a ski mask and dark clothing. My client was found about an hour later 0.5 miles away on his escooter at 4 am wearing clothes matching that description.
There was also a security guard who ID’d my client as the guy. One issue was that the security guard got on the stand and didn’t really remember IDing my client and said he was far away and it was hard to see much |
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Date: April 30th, 2026 2:11 PM Author: Cruel-hearted Bespoke Voyeur Step-uncle's House What happened to the pallets? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49854603) |
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Date: April 30th, 2026 2:22 PM Author: Carmine locus He dropped a few and they were scattered all over the street, then he tried to get another load on the forklift and just Left them on the side of the road lol. So he wasn’t successful in stealing them and there was no getaway vehicle/car to load the pallets onto caught on video (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49854623) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 11:50 AM Author: green know-it-all center What a retard. Were you saying ur client wasn’t that guy or it didn’t meet the elements of theft? Why didn’t DA bring criminal mischief charge (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49856810) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 12:05 PM Author: Carmine locus To be precise, We got the theft charge dropped at the preliminary hearing (probable cause hearing) by the judge. So this trial was just for felony vandalism. My argument was that they got the wrong guy.
Additional facts in my favor : my client was actually the second guy they stopped. The first guy was also wearing a ski mask and dark clothing but he had a yellow jacket. It was clearly different than the orange vest that could be seen in the video surveilllance , so they let the guy go. (He told officers he was going to work). I argued that had the police investigated a bit more they might have found a third or fourth guy wearing a similar working class uniform with a ski mask and orange vest because this was an industrial area, and maybe whoever committed this crime was wearing something that he knew would be inconspicuous |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 12:37 PM Author: green know-it-all center How many people are out on the streets at 4 am in ski masks in Visalia, wtf is going on (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49856911) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:00 PM Author: Carmine locus To be fair, this was in the winter, when temp was in the 30s or early 40s (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49856950) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:41 PM Author: slippery tripping crackhouse rigor Post your closing argument text (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49857030) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 2:05 PM Author: Carmine locus Don’t have one. I wrote out some bullet points that cover the reasonable doubts that I wanted to address and then I freestyled it from there my man. I always practice out loud a lot in the car and pacing around the house though (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49857095) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 3:02 PM Author: green know-it-all center I initially read this as “prancing around the house” (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49857244) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:13 PM Author: Hideous university (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49858175) |
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Date: May 2nd, 2026 3:15 PM Author: slippery tripping crackhouse rigor How do you describe reasonable doubt for the retarded proles (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49859824) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:58 PM Author: green know-it-all center I wonder what % of white people own a ski mask vs % of niggers that own one (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49857084) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:14 PM Author: Hideous university The most prestigious per capita ski mask ownership discussion board in the world. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49858176) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:02 PM Author: Sinister whorehouse associate 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49856953) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 4:56 PM Author: spectacular rehab 180. I love forklift cases (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49857530) |
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Date: April 30th, 2026 2:11 PM Author: Wild pervert (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49854604) |
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Date: April 30th, 2026 1:08 PM Author: Cerebral Cocky Stage Place Of Business How much do you get paid now? Can I hire you? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49854522) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 11:43 AM Author: Cerebral Cocky Stage Place Of Business (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49856799) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 12:40 PM Author: Cowardly locale just don't channel your outer EPAH. no one thinks of Kermit The Frog and sees a top tier lawyer.
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Date: May 1st, 2026 4:20 PM Author: Carmine locus My throat has been hurting and I suspect it’s from all the talking in court and stress of trial. not to say that this was a really high pressure trial, but im usually exhausted for a couple days after… a comedown after all the adrenaline (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49857452) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 5:17 PM Author: green know-it-all center Do you ever think you'll go private? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49857597) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 7:34 PM Author: Carmine locus Yeah, I may do it eventually but I just hate the idea of being distracted and stressed out by business concerns. This way I get the pure majesty of the law, but the high caseload is a downside. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49857972) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 7:34 PM Author: Hideous university (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49857974) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 8:34 PM Author: green know-it-all center (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49858084) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 8:48 PM Author: Hideous university (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49858108) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:07 PM Author: Scarlet weed whacker Yea plus youre dumb and lazy and would fail miserably (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49858160) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:07 PM Author: Hideous university Shalom. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49858162) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:03 PM Author: Electric haunting azn useless brakes congrats! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49858149) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:04 PM Author: Sinister whorehouse associate Ginger tea with honey! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49858150) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:05 PM Author: Hideous university 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49858156) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:36 PM Author: Carmine locus Looking forward to this, ty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49858226) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:36 PM Author: Hideous university (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49858227) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:07 PM Author: Scarlet weed whacker Not sure how sterilizing your kid is gonna help w the trial (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49858161) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:13 PM Author: Hideous university Okay, I lol’d (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49858173) |
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Date: May 2nd, 2026 5:49 PM Author: Lime hunting ground (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49860163) |