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ITT: The Collected Works of Ulysius Johnsmeyer

This epic flame artist and meme creator has earned an anthol...
hairraiser vermilion idea he suggested base
  06/25/12
These are all so fucking shitty, put a bullet in your brains...
Lake wrinkle internal respiration
  01/05/14
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twinkling galvanic skinny woman
  08/19/16
Johnsmeyer cum ITT http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thre...
hairraiser vermilion idea he suggested base
  06/25/12
The Scholarly Revolution http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.ph...
hairraiser vermilion idea he suggested base
  06/25/12
Law School: "A Sweet Treat" http://www.xoxohth....
hairraiser vermilion idea he suggested base
  06/25/12
WTF GF playfully grabbed guys "junk" when we were ...
hairraiser vermilion idea he suggested base
  06/25/12
lol how did I miss this: "I am here to infuse this...
provocative striped hyena
  06/25/12
...
Metal Fat Ankles French Chef
  06/25/12
Jesus
adulterous round eye
  06/25/12
literally rofling
Beady-eyed Lavender Karate
  06/26/12
LOL just LOL
Exciting Stage Community Account
  08/02/12
crying
autistic crackhouse
  08/29/12
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Pea-brained charismatic native
  02/22/13
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jet-lagged mauve hissy fit
  08/21/13
lost my shit
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  03/19/14
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fighting candlestick maker step-uncle's house
  06/27/14
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  09/14/17
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  07/20/18
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  02/09/19
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wild orchid shrine ladyboy
  07/11/19
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geriatric gas station marketing idea
  08/27/21
God I’m old.
passionate cerise parlor azn
  09/16/22
The average height for chicks born in 1993 is 5'11 http:/...
hairraiser vermilion idea he suggested base
  06/25/12
cop
Metal Fat Ankles French Chef
  06/25/12
What type of person shouts "Oh, what a scholar!" ...
Metal Fat Ankles French Chef
  06/25/12
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provocative striped hyena
  06/25/12
man, i didn't know that was his thread. now im sad that this...
excitant haunted graveyard half-breed
  06/26/12
holy fuck i didnt know he invented that meme that's one o...
supple love of her life set
  08/02/12
...
Razzle boltzmann
  08/21/13
GOAT POTUS xo thread right here and of course that faggot...
Adventurous grizzly point
  06/25/14
TITC xo career retrospective
Maize hyperventilating sex offender legal warrant
  06/25/12
BROS help, Trial tomorrow morning, havent prepped or anythin...
Metal Fat Ankles French Chef
  06/25/12
...
Shaky white institution philosopher-king
  10/07/14
180 NOT FLAME: SOmeone just drove car thru into my house ...
Metal Fat Ankles French Chef
  06/25/12
oh god the punch poast tears in eyes
supple love of her life set
  08/02/12
first ever use of "180 NOT FLAME" in xo history i ...
zombie-like forum
  08/21/13
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hairraiser vermilion idea he suggested base
  06/25/12
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ungodly center
  06/25/12
how does he do it?
Arrogant church building
  06/25/12
...
Razzle boltzmann
  06/25/12
Someone post the thread where he said he drowned his neice o...
buff codepig
  06/25/12
Friday was "go to work with brother" day; went wit...
hairraiser vermilion idea he suggested base
  06/25/12
consistently obsesses about this chubby chick http://auto...
Dashing den
  06/25/12
...
hairraiser vermilion idea he suggested base
  06/26/12
...
Razzle boltzmann
  06/27/12
how is there not a single "torts final tomorrow" t...
Arousing Unhinged Public Bath Affirmative Action
  06/27/12
http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1516726&fo...
hairraiser vermilion idea he suggested base
  08/02/12
Just inherited a $35mm dollar farm how do I mange it? htt...
Aphrodisiac resort gaming laptop
  06/29/12
"how big is your $35 million dollar farm?" &quo...
Bossy menage people who are hurt
  08/02/12
"Have you developed any sort of bond with the monkeys y...
hairraiser vermilion idea he suggested base
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hairraiser vermilion idea he suggested base
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another highlight, he authored some of the most (if not, *th...
Exciting Stage Community Account
  08/02/12
didn't he make that one about the guy named Jamal? LOL
supple love of her life set
  08/02/12
unquestionable #1 poaster on xo, absolutely legendary
supple love of her life set
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Laughsome kitchen
  08/02/12
Much love for the shout, Box.
hairraiser vermilion idea he suggested base
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holy shit he invented BUT THAT'S NOT SCHOLARSHIP too LOL ...
supple love of her life set
  08/02/12
This is genius work. Like the old xoxo Dungeonmaster.
Bossy menage people who are hurt
  08/02/12
LOL my office is LIVING proof that good looks trumps all ...
hairraiser vermilion idea he suggested base
  08/03/12
The best part of a johnsmeyer flame: all the stupid faggots,...
supple love of her life set
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supple love of her life set
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Laughsome kitchen
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JESUS CHRIST just walked in on my dad having sex with a guy ...
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Laughsome kitchen
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Marginalized in its time, now regarded as a classic: Disg...
hairraiser vermilion idea he suggested base
  09/14/12
it had everything. deshaun. askav snapping on rasq.
jet-lagged mauve hissy fit
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supple love of her life set
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Razzle boltzmann
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i can't find the one about riding a domesticated deer in the...
jet-lagged mauve hissy fit
  08/21/13
there have been a couple deer-related but i don't recall the...
zombie-like forum
  08/21/13
i'll try to find it. it's so funny. it was like libs have go...
jet-lagged mauve hissy fit
  08/21/13
johnsmeyer just staring at deer trying to come up with good ...
fighting candlestick maker step-uncle's house
  07/29/14
Saw War Horse this week, literally dropped to knees in tears...
zombie-like forum
  08/21/13
LOL got screwed...took out UG loan in August 2007...no PAYE ...
mahogany disgusting crotch
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180
Razzle boltzmann
  09/30/13
HERE I'LL MAKE IT EASY FOR U
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fighting candlestick maker step-uncle's house
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Poppy Potus Puppy
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Today starts my gf's 13 day vacation with her ex: http://www...
Poppy Potus Puppy
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Bookmarked.
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supple love of her life set
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180 now i kinda get his shtick
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supple love of her life set
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the man is a champion.
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where did he go
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wish the little guy would come back.
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OP links fixed: 180 Leiter Comment: "BUT THAT'S NOT ...
Ape Arrogance
  06/26/26
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Ape Arrogance
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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:45 PM
Author: hairraiser vermilion idea he suggested base

This epic flame artist and meme creator has earned an anthology thread:

180 Leiter Comment: "BUT THAT'S NOT SCHOLARSHIP!" (link)

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1976624&PHPSESSID=dd0758fb1c8a74e3eadb3635a6f848cb

How much christmas bonus to give my paralegal?

http://lhkjashfsae.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1827967&PHPSESSID=a5254b10d5602963b7887eedd01537b7

Is it illegal to hire a secretary based on looks/ask for pic

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1547696&PHPSESSID=6943d31e2c192fdd78f337f4b996f309

I'm fuckin grotesque.... any chance at OCI?

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1878818&mc=1&forum_id=2

Under the Guise of Scholarship- by Ulysius Johnsmeyer

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1956468&forum_id=2&PHPSESSID=3e97a76af0e995b3b42ccb759e0f524b

Who in law is really the sweetest scholar?

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1680637&PHPSESSID=a356fd22ccc62fd88cdd56bc2e2786c6

Went to GF's old college town; 5 guys called her "Dutchess"

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1665956&forum_id=2&PHPSESSID=3990e30068a8bf8fa37530f5928a211a

Wife had a baby today...ugh

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1933929&PHPSESSID=b9037056ea49425853212c5f26c22769

Does anyone else SLAM shit at work to impress the secretaries?

http://fhjkdsahka.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1700828&PHPSESSID=4dc817efa05628584fd6fbc8c8de45e7



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2betting#20955229)



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Date: January 5th, 2014 8:05 PM
Author: Lake wrinkle internal respiration

These are all so fucking shitty, put a bullet in your brains you fucking fag bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2betting#24780183)



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Date: August 19th, 2016 8:15 AM
Author: twinkling galvanic skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2betting#31221037)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:50 PM
Author: hairraiser vermilion idea he suggested base

Johnsmeyer cum ITT

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1914678&forum_id=2&PHPSESSID=340af2006595916c0ac333e27ea4bfc5

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2betting#20955268)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:51 PM
Author: hairraiser vermilion idea he suggested base

The Scholarly Revolution

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1715492&forum_id=2%E0%B8%A3%E0%B8%82%E0%B9%82&PHPSESSID=5e2cb1dfc9f1f887835534aa8955b7e3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2betting#20955271)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:52 PM
Author: hairraiser vermilion idea he suggested base

Law School: "A Sweet Treat"

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1286875&forum_id=2Reputation&PHPSESSID=71874f6090419785b225ec319371e428

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2betting#20955278)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:54 PM
Author: hairraiser vermilion idea he suggested base

WTF GF playfully grabbed guys "junk" when we were out

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1768662&mc=4&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2betting#20955287)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:54 PM
Author: provocative striped hyena

lol how did I miss this:

"I am here to infuse this board with the Sweet Treat of scholarship. I have handled many scholarly protests in my school. For example, I organized a protest where I would stand on this wood block we carved and three other of my friends would do the same but about 50 yards apart. I would yell to him, "The scholarly noble!" and he would respond "The Prancing scholar!" and then the other would yell "The industrial scholar!" and we would continue for the duration of the protest. We would do this all throughout undergrad and dress the part--like 1800 philosophers."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2betting#20955294)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:59 PM
Author: Metal Fat Ankles French Chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2betting#20955326)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:12 PM
Author: adulterous round eye

Jesus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2betting#20956093)



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Date: June 26th, 2012 12:11 AM
Author: Beady-eyed Lavender Karate

literally rofling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2betting#20959169)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:04 PM
Author: Exciting Stage Community Account

LOL just LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2betting#21244949)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 6:20 AM
Author: autistic crackhouse

crying

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2betting#21449112)



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Date: February 22nd, 2013 8:32 PM
Author: Pea-brained charismatic native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2betting#22691769)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 8:05 AM
Author: jet-lagged mauve hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2betting#23901503)



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Date: March 19th, 2014 5:14 AM
Author: boyish bespoke temple

lost my shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2betting#25218635)



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Date: June 27th, 2014 2:42 PM
Author: fighting candlestick maker step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2betting#25829569)



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Date: June 27th, 2014 4:21 PM
Author: Vivacious pale casino nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2betting#25830161)



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Date: September 14th, 2017 6:22 PM
Author: crusty field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2betting#34212423)



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Date: July 20th, 2018 7:59 PM
Author: Cracking church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2betting#36468231)



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Date: February 9th, 2019 11:03 PM
Author: Cracking church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2betting#37755414)



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Date: July 11th, 2019 3:18 PM
Author: wild orchid shrine ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2betting#38516154)



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Date: August 27th, 2021 10:00 PM
Author: geriatric gas station marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2betting#43021388)



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Date: September 16th, 2022 1:30 PM
Author: passionate cerise parlor azn

God I’m old.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2betting#45181628)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:56 PM
Author: hairraiser vermilion idea he suggested base

The average height for chicks born in 1993 is 5'11

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1955407&PHPSESSID=1c31768f7d6feac7da57ba7988d16bd3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2betting#20955307)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:59 PM
Author: Metal Fat Ankles French Chef

cop

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2betting#20955330)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:59 PM
Author: Metal Fat Ankles French Chef

What type of person shouts "Oh, what a scholar!"

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1351916

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2betting#20955336)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 4:02 PM
Author: provocative striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2betting#20955355)



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Date: June 26th, 2012 12:10 AM
Author: excitant haunted graveyard half-breed

man, i didn't know that was his thread. now im sad that this didnt happen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2betting#20959158)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:22 PM
Author: supple love of her life set

holy fuck i didnt know he invented that meme

that's one of the better memes to come off this chatbort

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2betting#21245094)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 8:00 AM
Author: Razzle boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2betting#23901494)



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Date: June 25th, 2014 10:56 PM
Author: Adventurous grizzly point

GOAT POTUS xo thread right here

and of course that faggot Merriweather Post Pavilion didn't think it was funny, was just reminded of that shitposter for the first time in years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2betting#25819632)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:59 PM
Author: Maize hyperventilating sex offender legal warrant

TITC xo career retrospective

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2betting#20955338)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 4:00 PM
Author: Metal Fat Ankles French Chef

BROS help, Trial tomorrow morning, havent prepped or anything

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1949636&mc=2&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2betting#20955345)



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Date: October 7th, 2014 7:39 PM
Author: Shaky white institution philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2betting#26474919)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 4:01 PM
Author: Metal Fat Ankles French Chef

180 NOT FLAME: SOmeone just drove car thru into my house

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1924148&mc=51&forum_id=2#20897180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2betting#20955351)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:24 PM
Author: supple love of her life set

oh god

the punch poast

tears in eyes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2betting#21245106)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 9:04 AM
Author: zombie-like forum

first ever use of "180 NOT FLAME" in xo history i believe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2betting#23901626)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:01 PM
Author: hairraiser vermilion idea he suggested base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2betting#20956033)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:11 PM
Author: ungodly center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2betting#20956084)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:12 PM
Author: Arrogant church building

how does he do it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2betting#20956098)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:13 PM
Author: Razzle boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2betting#20956103)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:14 PM
Author: buff codepig

Someone post the thread where he said he drowned his neice on the Hudson by flipping a jetski or something

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2betting#20956107)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:27 PM
Author: hairraiser vermilion idea he suggested base

Friday was "go to work with brother" day; went with HBS bro

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1957845&PHPSESSID=8708a884d2c95352a573d0cb9e60a89f#20775900

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2betting#20956189)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:31 PM
Author: Dashing den

consistently obsesses about this chubby chick

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1927746&mc=1&forum_id=2

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1901128&mc=7&forum_id=2Reputation&PHPSESSID=c5a062182822e69187cd66cf2a556dc4

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2betting#20956208)



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Date: June 26th, 2012 12:03 AM
Author: hairraiser vermilion idea he suggested base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2betting#20959093)



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Date: June 27th, 2012 6:41 PM
Author: Razzle boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2betting#20970322)



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Date: June 27th, 2012 6:43 PM
Author: Arousing Unhinged Public Bath Affirmative Action

how is there not a single "torts final tomorrow" thread yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2betting#20970347)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:04 PM
Author: hairraiser vermilion idea he suggested base

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1516726&forum_id=2?ref=hanzuo.com&PHPSESSID=da6cd50c887afb68f92aabd7e616e5af

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2betting#21244944)



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Date: June 29th, 2012 10:56 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac resort gaming laptop

Just inherited a $35mm dollar farm how do I mange it?

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916233&mc=44&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2betting#20987602)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:03 PM
Author: Bossy menage people who are hurt

"how big is your $35 million dollar farm?"

"45 acres, but there are gold statues and shit"

Awesome.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2betting#21244940)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:06 PM
Author: hairraiser vermilion idea he suggested base

"Have you developed any sort of bond with the monkeys yet?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2betting#21244956)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 8:57 PM
Author: hairraiser vermilion idea he suggested base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2betting#21244876)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:05 PM
Author: Exciting Stage Community Account

another highlight, he authored some of the most (if not, *the* most) amazing cuckold threads in XO history.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2betting#21244955)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:44 PM
Author: supple love of her life set

didn't he make that one about the guy named Jamal? LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2betting#21245275)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:10 PM
Author: supple love of her life set

unquestionable #1 poaster on xo, absolutely legendary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2betting#21244997)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:14 PM
Author: Laughsome kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2betting#21245037)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:44 PM
Author: hairraiser vermilion idea he suggested base

Much love for the shout, Box.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2betting#21245270)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:18 PM
Author: citrine very tactful parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2betting#21245072)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:38 PM
Author: supple love of her life set

holy shit he invented BUT THAT'S NOT SCHOLARSHIP too

LOL

great poaster

or greatest poaster?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2betting#21245221)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:57 PM
Author: Bossy menage people who are hurt

This is genius work. Like the old xoxo Dungeonmaster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2betting#21245388)



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Date: August 3rd, 2012 12:36 AM
Author: hairraiser vermilion idea he suggested base

LOL my office is LIVING proof that good looks trumps all

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1640264&PHPSESSID=f65d7fee610afa31a00045b7befea10d#17943590

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2betting#21247190)



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Date: August 6th, 2012 7:49 AM
Author: supple love of her life set

The best part of a johnsmeyer flame: all the stupid faggots, even regular poasters, who fall for it every time

Then turn around and cry "flame! 147 DERP DERP I LOVE COCKS"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2betting#21269845)



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Date: August 6th, 2012 8:04 AM
Author: federal mad cow disease

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2betting#21269855)



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Date: August 8th, 2012 2:02 PM
Author: supple love of her life set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2betting#21288703)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 1:50 AM
Author: Laughsome kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2betting#21378297)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 1:51 AM
Author: cocky address boiling water

JESUS CHRIST just walked in on my dad having sex with a guy

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1923451&mc=13&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2betting#21378302)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 2:06 AM
Author: Laughsome kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2betting#21378361)



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Date: September 14th, 2012 10:39 PM
Author: hairraiser vermilion idea he suggested base

Marginalized in its time, now regarded as a classic:

Disgusting middle age shrew at starbucks: "OOO the foam mistro!"

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1574165&mc=53&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2betting#21582386)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 7:59 AM
Author: jet-lagged mauve hissy fit

it had everything. deshaun. askav snapping on rasq.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2betting#23901492)



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Date: February 22nd, 2013 8:24 PM
Author: supple love of her life set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2betting#22691703)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 7:58 AM
Author: Razzle boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2betting#23901490)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 8:11 AM
Author: jet-lagged mauve hissy fit

i can't find the one about riding a domesticated deer in the olympics. i was eating and almost choked when i read it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2betting#23901510)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 9:00 AM
Author: zombie-like forum

there have been a couple deer-related but i don't recall the special olympics twist:

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2103659&mc=20&forum_id=2

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2151250&mc=15&forum_id=2



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2betting#23901612)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 9:02 AM
Author: jet-lagged mauve hissy fit

i'll try to find it. it's so funny. it was like libs have gone too far. legless man was going to ride a domesticated deer in the olympics sprinting events.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2betting#23901619)



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Date: July 29th, 2014 1:36 PM
Author: fighting candlestick maker step-uncle's house

johnsmeyer just staring at deer trying to come up with good flame for 1yr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2betting#26022371)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 9:06 AM
Author: zombie-like forum

Saw War Horse this week, literally dropped to knees in tears

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1945169&mc=112&forum_id=2



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2betting#23901630)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 9:28 AM
Author: mahogany disgusting crotch

LOL got screwed...took out UG loan in August 2007...no PAYE

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2208854&mc=17&forum_id=2#22838990

My dad took out a loan for me for UG that originated on August 2007. LOL not instead of 20/10% I'm 25/15%.

What should I do bros?

Should I try to pay this thing off? 150k debt including UG. No biglaw but making about 70k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2betting#23901681)



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Date: September 30th, 2013 3:45 PM
Author: Razzle boltzmann

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2betting#24142761)



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Date: September 30th, 2013 4:06 PM
Author: Razzle boltzmann

HERE I'LL MAKE IT EASY FOR U

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2betting#24143178)



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Date: December 24th, 2013 4:42 PM
Author: Razzle boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2betting#24705988)



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Date: January 5th, 2014 8:03 PM
Author: Razzle boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2betting#24780167)



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Date: March 19th, 2014 5:19 AM
Author: Lemon cruise ship multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2betting#25218644)



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Date: June 25th, 2014 10:38 PM
Author: Bronze Bateful Space Antidepressant Drug

180000000000000000000000000000000000000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2betting#25819518)



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Date: June 27th, 2014 2:44 PM
Author: fighting candlestick maker step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2betting#25829577)



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Date: July 22nd, 2014 12:25 AM
Author: khaki trip box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2betting#25979213)



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Date: August 4th, 2014 8:36 PM
Author: Poppy Potus Puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2betting#26061882)



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Date: August 4th, 2014 8:37 PM
Author: Poppy Potus Puppy

Today starts my gf's 13 day vacation with her ex: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1984823&mc=106&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2betting#26061891)



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Date: December 8th, 2014 9:31 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle cyan dilemma fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2betting#26889379)



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Date: December 8th, 2014 9:32 PM
Author: 180 rigpig digit ratio

Bookmarked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2betting#26889383)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 11:19 AM
Author: supple love of her life set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2betting#26908652)



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Date: July 24th, 2015 3:38 AM
Author: soul-stirring wine feces range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2betting#28401751)



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Date: August 12th, 2015 9:44 PM
Author: Territorial School Cafeteria

180

now i kinda get his shtick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2betting#28537846)



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Date: July 29th, 2016 11:34 PM
Author: black persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2betting#31065783)



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Date: November 3rd, 2016 12:05 PM
Author: Pungent appetizing ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2betting#31793602)



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Date: December 1st, 2016 1:39 AM
Author: Glittery flirting senate degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2betting#32029638)



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Date: December 2nd, 2016 2:08 PM
Author: curious theatre

What amazes me is how few posts these original gem threads have in them. The origin of DUTCHESS has like 20 posts jfc. Yes I understand we can't post in those old threads but I'm surprised they didn't get more posts at the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2betting#32039656)



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Date: September 15th, 2017 9:30 AM
Author: frozen embarrassed to the bone depressive

It's like The Great Gatsby being completely ignored in the 20s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2betting#34216258)



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Date: May 20th, 2017 6:32 AM
Author: soul-stirring wine feces range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2betting#33350448)



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Date: June 27th, 2017 6:33 PM
Author: supple love of her life set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2betting#33655604)



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Date: July 29th, 2017 4:54 AM
Author: soul-stirring wine feces range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2betting#33878892)



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Date: October 1st, 2017 7:07 PM
Author: Odious pontificating jew piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2betting#34341740)



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Date: January 29th, 2018 10:18 PM
Author: Arousing Unhinged Public Bath Affirmative Action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2betting#35273740)



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Date: January 29th, 2018 10:19 PM
Author: stimulating theater main people

the man is a champion.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2betting#35273744)



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Date: January 29th, 2018 10:21 PM
Author: Saffron sadistic pozpig heaven

where did he go

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2betting#35273757)



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Date: May 14th, 2018 5:39 PM
Author: Electric black woman foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2betting#36049867)



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Date: August 16th, 2018 2:18 PM
Author: Arousing Unhinged Public Bath Affirmative Action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2betting#36627236)



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Date: January 25th, 2019 2:07 PM
Author: Stirring Circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2betting#37661895)



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Date: May 26th, 2019 6:42 PM
Author: irradiated swollen place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2betting#38293237)



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Date: May 26th, 2019 6:44 PM
Author: green therapy masturbator

wish the little guy would come back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2betting#38293254)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 11:36 AM
Author: magical chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2betting#38656193)



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Date: February 19th, 2020 12:17 AM
Author: haunting plaza hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2betting#39616184)



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Date: August 27th, 2021 9:57 PM
Author: geriatric gas station marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2betting#43021370)



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Date: July 16th, 2022 3:11 PM
Author: Overrated indian lodge generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2betting#44861565)



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Date: August 27th, 2022 9:40 PM
Author: Talented know-it-all tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2betting#45081538)



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Date: June 26th, 2026 8:37 PM
Author: Ape Arrogance

OP links fixed:

180 Leiter Comment: "BUT THAT'S NOT SCHOLARSHIP!" (link)

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1976624

How much christmas bonus to give my paralegal?

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1827967

Is it illegal to hire a secretary based on looks/ask for pic

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1547696

I'm fuckin grotesque.... any chance at OCI? ***OP blanked***

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1878818&forum_id=2

Under the Guise of Scholarship- by Ulysius Johnsmeyer ***OP blanked***

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1956468&forum_id=2

Who in law is really the sweetest scholar? ***OP blanked***

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1680637

Went to GF's old college town; 5 guys called her "Dutchess"

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1665956&forum_id=2

Wife had a baby today...ugh

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1933929

Does anyone else SLAM shit at work to impress the secretaries?

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1700828

 

Classics not in OP:

Hello, My name is Julia Sweet-Treat and am new to the board

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1678591&forum_id=2

Friday was "go to work with brother" day; went with HBS bro

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1957845

NOT FLAME, JUST WON $1 MILLION IN ATLANTIC CITY

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2002140&forum_id=2

What type of person shouts "Oh, what a scholar!"

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1351916

180 NOT FLAME: SOmeone just drove car thru into my house

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1924148&forum_id=2

Just inherited a $35mm dollar farm how do I mange it?

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916233&forum_id=2

The Scholarly Revolution

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1715492&forum_id=2

Today starts my GF's 13 day vacation with her ex

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1984823&forum_id=2

JESUS CHRIST just walked in on my dad having sex with a guy

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1923451&forum_id=2

Johnsmeyer cum ITT

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1914678&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2betting#49964804)



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Date: June 26th, 2026 8:50 PM
Author: overcalculating ape

You're preserving the legendary works of the internet's last true maestro. Thank you for your service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2betting#49964815)



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Date: June 26th, 2026 8:56 PM
Author: Ape Arrogance

no problem!

and JM if you see this, feel free to contribute your own picks; the ones ITT only go to 2012

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2betting#49964828)