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| Swashbuckling transparent french chef hell | 12/16/25 |
| Stirring orchestra pit skinny woman | 12/16/25 |
| Swashbuckling transparent french chef hell | 12/16/25 |
| Stirring orchestra pit skinny woman | 12/16/25 |
| Swashbuckling transparent french chef hell | 12/16/25 |
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| Swashbuckling transparent french chef hell | 12/20/25 |
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| Mint Exciting Theatre | 12/20/25 |
| amber flatulent step-uncle's house rigor | 12/16/25 |
| Mint Exciting Theatre | 12/20/25 |
| amber flatulent step-uncle's house rigor | 12/22/25 |
| Pearl dragon really tough guy | 12/16/25 |
| Swashbuckling transparent french chef hell | 12/16/25 |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 8:56 AM Author: Swashbuckling transparent french chef hell 43yo, interest rates are fucking shit.
$150K cash
$0K crypto (sold all this year)
$0 silver (sold all this year)
$125K house less mortgage
=$275K
+$1.1MM retirement
=$1.375 MM
[+$300K kids college accounts] |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:15 PM Author: Stirring orchestra pit skinny woman This is frankly very sad.... How have you posted on here for this long and not learned to make more money like the rest of us? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2betting#49513952) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:17 PM Author: Swashbuckling transparent french chef hell lmao always a fucking pumo. I am on cruise control, brother, I am very happy with a gaggle of children in a low COL area and a SWeet life, and I donate a lot to charities. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2betting#49513962) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:20 PM Author: Stirring orchestra pit skinny woman My retard father in law does this charity BS giving thing. He also wears a 20 year old coat but he has like $10 million in the bank and gives his kids shit. Fuck him. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2betting#49513982) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:22 PM Author: Swashbuckling transparent french chef hell You can see I've sacked away mid-six figures to hand off to my children for college, pumo. Sorry u have shit genes. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2betting#49513988) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 12:53 AM Author: Cyan mental disorder sanctuary Aren't you rich anyway? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2betting#49524279) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 4:21 PM Author: grizzly bonkers voyeur haunted graveyard It’s ARE reptile and I can promise you that you wouldn’t envy his life. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2betting#49523285) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:34 AM Author: Mint Exciting Theatre Excuse me?? He drives a 2011 C-Class. He's envied by many. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2betting#49524341) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 4:23 PM Author: Unholy wonderful theater toilet seat You’re responding to Are Reptile, who claims to have done family law at Quinn Emanuel and says he makes around $1 million in house even though he’s a compliance monkey, a job commonly held by mouthbreathers. In other words, he’s a liar. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2betting#49523286) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 9:57 AM Author: Swashbuckling transparent french chef hell brother I have no idea who the fucking pumos are on this site, but ty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2betting#49524883) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 10:11 AM Author: Unholy wonderful theater toilet seat glad to help.
i'm with you, i usually have no idea how people know who pumos are, but his is very distinctive (morse code style), and his obnoxious jewish personality makes it very clear, in case you aren't 100% sure it's him.
this assclown paid sticker at Tulane and claims to have been at one of the most notorious biglaw sweatshops (where they evidently have a shitlaw practice - divorces for rich people), after which he jumped to a compliance job at a bank. but he doesn't make $225k with bonus, no sir. he makes about a million a year. plus he invented a financial product while clerking for alito on the third circuit or something like that. this guy is a bitch ass faggot. |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:33 AM Author: Mint Exciting Theatre You're doing great (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2betting#49524340) |
Date: December 16th, 2025 8:58 AM Author: amber flatulent step-uncle's house rigor $3.384M (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2betting#49513230) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:37 AM Author: Mint Exciting Theatre Great job. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2betting#49524345) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 10:06 AM Author: amber flatulent step-uncle's house rigor thanks epah (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2betting#49530484) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 9:08 AM Author: Pearl dragon really tough guy 43
$2M cash
$2.5M houses (6M - 3.5M in mortgages)
$1.5M Retirement
$1.1M Brokerage account
$400k cars/watches
=$7.5M
Also have kids accounts/college accounts that I'm not counting.
Also, when talking to estate people, they count things like life insurance policies etc in net worth - im not counting that stuff.
Have a big settlement coming in beginning of next year will hopefully get to 10M+
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Date: December 16th, 2025 9:48 AM Author: Swashbuckling transparent french chef hell ur cars don't count in ur net worth but otherwise nice job (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2betting#49513354) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 11:04 AM Author: Pearl dragon really tough guy investment ferrari doesn't count? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2betting#49513509) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 9:47 AM Author: carmine gunner shitlib $1,417,155 before today. If I maek it to next year over 1.4m im prob gonna sell a ton and just CHILL earning 4-5% (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2betting#49513346) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:52 PM Author: Bateful avocado wagecucks wrinkle I love that I wagecucked myself past your net worth despite having a wife and multiple children. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2betting#49523610) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:54 PM Author: carmine gunner shitlib good for u, i havent worked in over 5 years now (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2betting#49524198) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 10:03 AM Author: hairless peach useless brakes lay $2,148,573 here. I’m trying to keep up. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2betting#49524905) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 11:05 AM Author: Sticky Histrionic Striped Hyena Old Irish Cottage six figure hell (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2betting#49513510) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 11:06 AM Author: bisexual nibblets pocket flask 39/$3.7M (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2betting#49513514) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:38 AM Author: Mint Exciting Theatre Don't sleep on 180 sex offender tp, guys. My NW was around $500K at that age. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2betting#49524347) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 3:55 AM Author: jet address new version what year was your first big year? how'd it happen? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2betting#49524398) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:13 PM Author: supple hideous brunch 38 / $1.8M (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2betting#49513942) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 12:09 PM Author: nighttime becky me too (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2betting#49525237) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2025 3:11 PM Author: supple hideous brunch It's objectively good but subjectively feels like 50th percentile in a major metro. Still feels like buying a house would make me feel like I'm one month away from losing it, not quite enough to be within striking distance of being comfortable.
I can't complain but can't shake the feeling that I missed the boat somehow. |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:19 PM Author: Stirring orchestra pit skinny woman 44/ $475k in checking, ~$600k in 401k, ~$220k in IRA. ~$3 million in real estate (after subtracting mortgages). ~$4.5 million with everything. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2betting#49513974) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:36 AM Author: Mint Exciting Theatre the checking, tho. At least buy silver or BTC or $TSLA. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2betting#49524344) |
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Date: December 21st, 2025 8:31 PM Author: Comical Violet People Who Are Hurt Nursing Home Checking? Not even an HYSA? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2betting#49528970) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:22 PM Author: Stirring orchestra pit skinny woman I had a call this morning with a founder duder who is worth like ~$10bn and the entire call all I could really think about other than Reg S-X BS was "why is this asshole still hustling like this."
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:37 PM Author: jet address new version mid 30s / $1.5m
potentially semi retiring next year |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:54 AM Author: supple hideous brunch In the United States? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2betting#49522384) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 1:15 PM Author: jet address new version yeah
i have things i can do in semi retirement that can be enough to sustain me |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:57 AM Author: razzmatazz dog poop Late 30s
$200k cash/investments
$1.7 mil if including house/real estate |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:59 AM Author: diverse cream casino 48 $1.5M retirement + brokerage + hysa
$800k (and falling) fully paid off home
So I guess $2.3M total networth.
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Date: December 19th, 2025 12:02 PM Author: Swashbuckling transparent french chef hell fully paid off home is 180 brother (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2betting#49522408) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 12:20 PM Author: flirting twisted piazza boistinker A paid off house is the ultimate form of unemployment insurance (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2betting#49522471) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 12:19 PM Author: flirting twisted piazza boistinker OYT-free thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2betting#49522468) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 12:23 PM Author: cowardly place of business A lot of 44 year olds ITT claiming mid to late 30s (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2betting#49522477) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 3:39 PM Author: diverse cream casino (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2betting#49523163) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 3:40 PM Author: Azure indian lodge ape (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2betting#49523166) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 4:19 PM Author: amber flatulent step-uncle's house rigor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2betting#49523280) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 12:59 AM Author: Cyan mental disorder sanctuary (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2betting#49524286) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 10:30 AM Author: Shivering Public Bath Cool. Ur net worth? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2betting#49530533) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 12:24 PM Author: Razzle Elastic Band $23.08 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2betting#49522480) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 3:53 PM Author: Soul-stirring honey-headed parlour idea he suggested can't wait for next year, though. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2betting#49523204) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 5:48 PM Author: bat-shit-crazy big-titted temple codepig Early 40s $7.6m total
$5m in brokerage $1.5 in rental real estate equity 200k in primary residence equity 500k retirement account 400k in small business i bought
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Date: December 19th, 2025 5:52 PM Author: jet address new version nice, how'd you do it? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2betting#49523476) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 5:58 PM Author: bat-shit-crazy big-titted temple codepig Make huge bets on the market and be correct. I did this 3x (this year was on gold). Should probably take the money and run. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2betting#49523486) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 12:50 AM Author: Dashing metal pistol menage You can’t stop what’s coming (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2betting#49524276) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:02 PM Author: bespoke plaza Late 30s, $2.9M (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2betting#49523495) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:23 PM Author: Vivacious Bossy Famous Landscape Painting Pisswyrm Late 30s
90% of my NW is directly attributable to Exeunt
$6.6M. |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:35 PM Author: Pearl dragon really tough guy damn u made 6M on eth? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2betting#49523565) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 4:46 AM Author: blathering cruise ship Same (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2betting#49524442) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:44 PM Author: Brass Vibrant Background Story Associate Late 30s.
Off the top of my head:
Real estate equity: ~$1mm (between 3 props) Crypto: ~$600k Brokerage: $365k Retirement: ~$350k Cash: ~$30k
(Excludes wife, except to the extent she jointly owns 2 of the 3 of the properties) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:52 PM Author: Bateful avocado wagecucks wrinkle 47, 1.6M (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2betting#49523608) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 7:20 PM Author: offensive candlestick maker milk Age: 46 Cash: $20k Taxable investment accounts: $500k Traditional retirement accounts: $750k Roth retirement accounts: $750k Home value: $625k Mortgage: -$150k Student loans: -$50k Total: $2.5M Height: 6'1" |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 12:11 AM Author: Razzle-dazzle University 42 y/o
1.0M |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 12:55 AM Author: thirsty motley stag film 33yo ~$650k total net worth
$450k taxable brokerage: currently 10,000 shares of TQQQ (just bought today); 50 shares MSFT (bought years ago; up 40%); 100 shares TSLA (bought years ago, up >150%).
$10k Roth IRA in generic S&P index
$130k in 401k in generic S&P index
$50k in regular IRA in generic S&P index.
Biglol associate. Married. Wife works but lol. Above does not take into account house worth around 1 mil (still owe a lot on the 5% mortgage). No debt other than the mortgage. |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:35 AM Author: jet address new version 180 brother (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2betting#49524343) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:42 AM Author: Mint Exciting Theatre Did xo posters seem "weird" as a middle schooler? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2betting#49524349) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 4:45 AM Author: blathering cruise ship 39/$7.5 million (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2betting#49524441) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 5:10 AM Author: Blue dead trust fund literally I'm broke, in about 150k debt, pray for me brothers (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2betting#49524455) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 9:42 AM Author: black church I am more broke - 300k negative net worth. Only asset is a $30k emergency fund. I am also 46 and single. No hope. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2betting#49524813) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 1:58 PM Author: Soul-stirring honey-headed parlour idea he suggested so glad you showed up. you can maek it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2betting#49525591) |
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Date: December 21st, 2025 7:16 PM Author: Blue dead trust fund (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2betting#49528712) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 9:45 AM Author: flirting twisted piazza boistinker 280,000k (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2betting#49524826) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 11:28 PM Author: Comical Violet People Who Are Hurt Nursing Home Mid-40s, non-lolyer
$3.81M, up from $3.22M EOY 2024 |
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Date: December 21st, 2025 9:16 PM Author: Unholy wonderful theater toilet seat how much did you add to ur principal, or is that all investment gains? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2betting#49529120) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 12:58 AM Author: Comical Violet People Who Are Hurt Nursing Home I added $60K in new principal to retirement and investment accounts. Another $40K was mortgage principal pay down on rental properties ($32K) and personal residence ($8K). The rest was investment gains. Real estate portfolio was mostly flat this year but stocks went up a lot.
Good question! |
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Date: December 23rd, 2025 5:29 PM Author: Unholy wonderful theater toilet seat 180 good job! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2betting#49534941) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2025 10:05 PM Author: Comical Violet People Who Are Hurt Nursing Home (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2betting#49535766) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 6:19 AM Author: godawful nowag property (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2betting#49529986) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 6:21 AM Author: hairless peach useless brakes lay Just checked and I am at $2,155,262. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2betting#49529987) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2025 10:11 PM Author: hairless peach useless brakes lay $2,179,234. Last 2 days have been good to me. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2betting#49535771) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 7:22 AM Author: Fuchsia location dingle berry $0 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2betting#49530040) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 10:31 AM Author: Shivering Public Bath I only check my EOY NW at EOY. Will report back on 12/31 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2betting#49530537) |
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Date: January 18th, 2026 7:57 AM Author: ,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,.,..,:,.,.:.:.,:.::,. 39, $600k (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2betting#49598250) |