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Never forget: Martin Lawrence's SNL monologue 1994
| Milky Cerebral Dopamine Tank | 10/09/12 |
| Milky Cerebral Dopamine Tank | 10/09/12 |
| Milky Cerebral Dopamine Tank | 10/10/12 |
| High-end hell | 10/10/12 |
| contagious canary crotch | 10/10/12 |
| Irate Arrogant Stead | 10/10/12 |
| stubborn violet trust fund home | 10/10/12 |
| tantric institution cumskin | 10/10/12 |
| stubborn violet trust fund home | 10/10/12 |
| Black Confused Ticket Booth Antidepressant Drug | 10/10/12 |
| ungodly slate point | 05/15/23 |
| Milky Cerebral Dopamine Tank | 10/10/12 |
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| Maize laughsome round eye | 10/10/12 |
| walnut naked space kitty | 10/29/12 |
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| gold diverse principal's office jew | 10/29/12 |
| excitant carmine abode | 10/29/12 |
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| Turquoise market | 05/15/23 |
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Date: October 9th, 2012 3:16 PM Author: Milky Cerebral Dopamine Tank http://snltranscripts.jt.org/93/93nmono.phtml
"I'm single, I'm a single man, I don't have nobody, I'm looking for somebody and- but I'm meeting a lot of women out there, and you got some beautiful women, but you got some out there that, uh, I gotta say somethin'. Um... some of you are not washing your ass properly." |
Date: October 9th, 2012 11:37 PM Author: Milky Cerebral Dopamine Tank (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2betting#21753140) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:19 AM Author: Milky Cerebral Dopamine Tank (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2betting#21755124) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:21 AM Author: High-end hell lol at white womyn (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2betting#21755138) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:27 AM Author: contagious canary crotch What a 180, I wish I could see the video (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2betting#21755170) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 1:22 PM Author: Irate Arrogant Stead http://www.hulu.com/watch/272133 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2betting#21755971) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:38 AM Author: stubborn violet trust fund home dude was insane. too bad Martin was a legit 180 show for the first couple of seasons. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2betting#21755258) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:40 AM Author: tantric institution cumskin Indeed it was. Damn, Gina. Apparently Martin had a serious thing for her and creeper her the fuck out. Which you can see openly each time they kiss. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2betting#21755279) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:42 AM Author: stubborn violet trust fund home cant blame him...so hard bro...so hard.... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2betting#21755291) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:49 AM Author: Black Confused Ticket Booth Antidepressant Drug "I'm watching douche commercials on television, and I'm wonderin' if some of you are reading the instructions. I don't think so. Y'know, 'cause I'm getting with some of the ladies, smelling odors, going "Wait a minute. (gestures with index finger) Girl, smell this! This you! Smell yourself, girl. Smell yourself! I tell a woman in a minute, douche! douche! Some women don't like when you tell them that, when you straightforward with them. "Douche!" They, (imitating woman) "Forget you! You cannot douche all the time, you're gonna wash all the natural juices out the body." I say, well, I dont give a damn what you do, put a Tic-Tac in your ass. Put a Cert in your ass. Oh, oh, y'know, this look like a good damn place for a Stick-up up in your ass. I'm sorry, y'all. You got to wash properly"
wow. it's amazing that this was aired on national television. |
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Date: May 15th, 2023 12:05 AM Author: ungodly slate point It wasn’t from what I recall. I think the network cut out in the middle of it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2betting#46312473) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:51 AM Author: Milky Cerebral Dopamine Tank Jon Hamm referenced this incident when he hosted SNL.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3-7OUBuPVGU |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:58 AM Author: Hateful white hospital tyft (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2betting#21755408) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 1:30 PM Author: Maize laughsome round eye 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2betting#21756018) |
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Date: October 29th, 2012 3:07 PM Author: walnut naked space kitty awesome (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2betting#21916181) |
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Date: May 14th, 2023 11:56 PM Author: multi-colored idiot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2betting#46312446) |
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Date: October 29th, 2012 3:10 PM Author: gold diverse principal's office jew these women probably have Trichomoniasis
"Females may experience:
A bad-smelling discharge from the vagina Vaginal burning and itching Worsening of symptoms with menstruation"
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Date: October 29th, 2012 3:13 PM Author: excitant carmine abode Redd Foxx was doing the same act 40 years ago.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uldt6Y-CE3s |
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Date: May 15th, 2023 12:12 AM Author: Fluffy Sanctuary 18000000000 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2betting#46312483) |
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Date: May 15th, 2023 1:05 AM Author: Turquoise market You know, some women’ll let you go down, you know what I’m sayin’, knowin’ they got a yeast infection. (Some audience disgust) I’m sorry. Sorry. Come up with dough all on your damn lip… Got a bagel and a croissant on your lip. “Anybody got any butter?” I like jelly on mine. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2betting#46312590) |
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Date: May 15th, 2023 1:44 AM Author: Elite deep temple lmao (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2betting#46312629) |
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Date: May 15th, 2023 11:53 AM Author: titillating rehab (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2betting#46313493) |
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Date: February 1st, 2026 7:10 PM Author: tancredi marchiolo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2betting#49639602) |
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Date: February 1st, 2026 7:14 PM Author: chinese salaryman ((zurich is stained)) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2betting#49639607) |