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HYPO: $1M tax free per year but you must never tip again

You will get $1M per year tax-free but you are NOT allowed t...
poppy vivacious black woman goyim
  12/08/25
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poppy vivacious black woman goyim
  12/12/25
So just don't go to a restaurant. Done. Can I have the...
Flirting excitant university
  12/12/25
Do I get my 15 years of backpay?
Motley Friendly Grandma Station
  12/12/25
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orange space
  12/17/25
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tripping carmine stag film faggotry
  12/17/25
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Walnut low-t library
  12/18/25
easy do all of my fine dining on trips to countries where...
Onyx Corn Cake
  12/12/25
You don't tip on takeout?
poppy vivacious black woman goyim
  12/17/25
Fuck no People like you that are really into restaurant p...
Onyx Corn Cake
  12/17/25
everyone I've dated in the past 15 years has worked at a res...
poppy vivacious black woman goyim
  12/17/25
Is Miss/Mrs. Piggy okay with you shelling out $500 on a bart...
Purple meetinghouse giraffe
  12/17/25
Whether I find her attractive is completely irrelevant, beca...
poppy vivacious black woman goyim
  12/18/25
You didn’t give yourself a bonus as a solo?
Lascivious spot mediation
  12/17/25
I never earned one.
poppy vivacious black woman goyim
  12/18/25
lol
Amber stage
  12/17/25
Nobody tipped on takeout before Covid. It is just a bizarre ...
Lascivious spot mediation
  12/17/25
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poppy vivacious black woman goyim
  12/17/25
100% instant yes. I wouldn't even really miss drinking at ba...
orange space
  12/17/25
or you could go out with your wife and just not leave a tip....
blue provocative jap tank
  12/17/25
Or his wife could just leave the tip!
Amber stage
  12/17/25
A key aspect of being part of a civilized society is doing w...
orange space
  12/17/25
Without reopening the debate in re servers in most major cit...
blue provocative jap tank
  12/17/25
Fair enough re not reopening the debate about to what extent...
orange space
  12/17/25
If you don't give free money to waiters for no reason, you'r...
Cobalt persian orchestra pit
  12/17/25
Easy. I form an LLC and have it pick up the tab at restaura...
glittery base dopamine
  12/17/25
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Plum irradiated quadroon
  12/17/25
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vibrant native ape
  12/17/25
Now you're thinking like a lawyer.
topaz degenerate site
  12/17/25
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Metal Telephone
  12/17/25
now you're thinking like a lawyer!
poppy vivacious black woman goyim
  12/17/25
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vigorous stubborn really tough guy sound barrier
  12/17/25
No, the downside risk is too great. 5 years a pauper…...
mind-boggling hall
  12/17/25
wtf of course. i would just never go out to eat again.
exciting turquoise school cafeteria azn
  12/17/25
cr, better that restaurants get no business from you at all ...
Cobalt persian orchestra pit
  12/17/25
wtf are you talking about i couldnt care less about giving t...
exciting turquoise school cafeteria azn
  12/17/25
Okay, but why refrain from going out to eat?
Cobalt persian orchestra pit
  12/18/25
couldnt care less about going out to eat
exciting turquoise school cafeteria azn
  12/18/25
just move back to asia. easy
boyish abode
  12/17/25
XO JAPAN
blue provocative jap tank
  12/17/25
“Move back” you say
mind-boggling hall
  12/17/25
are you not familiar with GGTPs arc on xo?
blue provocative jap tank
  12/17/25
...
boyish abode
  12/17/25
I am not!
mind-boggling hall
  12/17/25
No because in this hypo I’d be fucked if I accidentall...
House-broken honey-headed boltzmann
  12/17/25


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Date: December 8th, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: poppy vivacious black woman goyim

You will get $1M per year tax-free but you are NOT allowed to tip. If there is a mandatory gratuity/autograt, you must ask for it to be removed every time and write $0.00 in the tip line. If they refuse to remove it, that's fine; the point is that you must ask. Everywhere else, you must tip $0.00. If you fail, you will spend the next five years living like benzo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2betting#49494485)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: poppy vivacious black woman goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2betting#49505202)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: Flirting excitant university

So just don't go to a restaurant.

Done.

Can I have the money direct deposited?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2betting#49505275)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:42 PM
Author: Motley Friendly Grandma Station

Do I get my 15 years of backpay?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2betting#49505343)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 6:55 PM
Author: orange space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2betting#49517782)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:30 PM
Author: tripping carmine stag film faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2betting#49517972)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 2:50 PM
Author: Walnut low-t library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2betting#49519739)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: Onyx Corn Cake

easy

do all of my fine dining on trips to countries where tipping isn't practiced

in the us, eat at low end places and order takeout from mid-grade places.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2betting#49505358)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 6:54 PM
Author: poppy vivacious black woman goyim

You don't tip on takeout?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2betting#49517781)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:23 PM
Author: Onyx Corn Cake

Fuck no

People like you that are really into restaurant people and tipping a lot are fucking losers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2betting#49517851)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:40 PM
Author: poppy vivacious black woman goyim

everyone I've dated in the past 15 years has worked at a restaurant. it's a shitty job.

case in point: the hot bartender at my local bar just turned 30, just got a dui, and is absolutely elated that she has about $500 in her christmas stocking at work. some loser told her he'll triple whatever her biggest tip is on friday, so I'm going to give her $500 on friday for christmas and we'll see if he pulls through. My bonus this year was close to $30,000--the first time I've ever gotten a bonus in my life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2betting#49518149)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:52 PM
Author: Purple meetinghouse giraffe

Is Miss/Mrs. Piggy okay with you shelling out $500 on a bartender you find hot?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2betting#49518375)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 2:43 PM
Author: poppy vivacious black woman goyim

Whether I find her attractive is completely irrelevant, because I'm extremely loyal and would never be with anyone besides my fiancee. I only point it out to distinguish her from the haggard lifers many bars employ.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2betting#49519720)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:57 PM
Author: Lascivious spot mediation

You didn’t give yourself a bonus as a solo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2betting#49518382)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 2:41 PM
Author: poppy vivacious black woman goyim

I never earned one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2betting#49519713)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:37 PM
Author: Amber stage

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2betting#49517877)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:06 PM
Author: Lascivious spot mediation

Nobody tipped on takeout before Covid. It is just a bizarre Covid holdover.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2betting#49518040)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 6:54 PM
Author: poppy vivacious black woman goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2betting#49517779)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 6:56 PM
Author: orange space

100% instant yes. I wouldn't even really miss drinking at bars or eating at restaurants in the US.

My wife would be unhappy that we can't have "date night" at restaurants any longer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2betting#49517787)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:23 PM
Author: blue provocative jap tank

or you could go out with your wife and just not leave a tip.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2betting#49517853)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:37 PM
Author: Amber stage

Or his wife could just leave the tip!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2betting#49517878)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:17 PM
Author: orange space

A key aspect of being part of a civilized society is doing what you can to contribute to said civilized society, including by upholding social norms and conventions. Tipping at 99% of bars and sit-down restaurants is one such social norm. I'm not going to dine out at a restaurant where tipping is part of the social contract and not tip.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2betting#49517952)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:41 PM
Author: blue provocative jap tank

Without reopening the debate in re servers in most major cities making $20+/hour and tips and not paying taxes and being grossly overpaid for their skills (or lack thereof), in this hypo you're getting $1mm/year, if the cost to you is that a handful of times/year you piss off a waiter, I think you take the deal. Your wife will understand.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2betting#49518153)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:48 PM
Author: orange space

Fair enough re not reopening the debate about to what extent essentially mandatory 15+% tips are fraudlies. I'd still rather not eat out than eat out in the US where tipping is part of the deal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2betting#49518178)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:47 PM
Author: Cobalt persian orchestra pit

If you don't give free money to waiters for no reason, you're UNTHIVILITHED, he lisped. The THOCIAL CONTRACT!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2betting#49518171)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:40 PM
Author: glittery base dopamine

Easy. I form an LLC and have it pick up the tab at restaurants.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2betting#49517884)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:55 PM
Author: Plum irradiated quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2betting#49517908)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:59 PM
Author: vibrant native ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2betting#49517913)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:25 PM
Author: topaz degenerate site

Now you're thinking like a lawyer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2betting#49517966)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:30 PM
Author: Metal Telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2betting#49517971)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:37 PM
Author: poppy vivacious black woman goyim

now you're thinking like a lawyer!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2betting#49518132)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:47 PM
Author: vigorous stubborn really tough guy sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2betting#49518174)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:29 PM
Author: mind-boggling hall

No, the downside risk is too great. 5 years a pauper…

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2betting#49517969)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:00 PM
Author: exciting turquoise school cafeteria azn

wtf of course. i would just never go out to eat again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2betting#49518028)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:48 PM
Author: Cobalt persian orchestra pit

cr, better that restaurants get no business from you at all instead of merely missing out on the tip!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2betting#49518177)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:55 PM
Author: exciting turquoise school cafeteria azn

wtf are you talking about i couldnt care less about giving them business. Ill take the 1mm/yr!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2betting#49518195)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:16 PM
Author: Cobalt persian orchestra pit

Okay, but why refrain from going out to eat?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2betting#49519287)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:17 PM
Author: exciting turquoise school cafeteria azn

couldnt care less about going out to eat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2betting#49519289)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:42 PM
Author: boyish abode

just move back to asia. easy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2betting#49518155)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:45 PM
Author: blue provocative jap tank

XO JAPAN

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2betting#49518163)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:49 PM
Author: mind-boggling hall

“Move back” you say

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2betting#49518180)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:51 PM
Author: blue provocative jap tank

are you not familiar with GGTPs arc on xo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2betting#49518187)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:37 PM
Author: boyish abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2betting#49518351)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:16 PM
Author: mind-boggling hall

I am not!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2betting#49518415)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:56 PM
Author: House-broken honey-headed boltzmann

No because in this hypo I’d be fucked if I accidentally hit the wrong button on my phone. But otherwise yes, I would just have to give up sit down restaurants which wouldn’t be so bad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2betting#49518198)