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Never forget: Martin Lawrence's SNL monologue 1994

http://snltranscripts.jt.org/93/93nmono.phtml "I'm s...
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irradiated opaque parlor
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lol at white womyn
soul-stirring stage
  10/10/12
What a 180, I wish I could see the video
Excitant claret forum
  10/10/12
http://www.hulu.com/watch/272133
Sable antidepressant drug church
  10/10/12
dude was insane. too bad Martin was a legit 180 show for th...
Deranged Embarrassed To The Bone Legal Warrant Hall
  10/10/12
Indeed it was. Damn, Gina. Apparently Martin had a serious t...
Low-t stead
  10/10/12
cant blame him...so hard bro...so hard....
Deranged Embarrassed To The Bone Legal Warrant Hall
  10/10/12
"I'm watching douche commercials on television, and I'm...
splenetic indian lodge internal respiration
  10/10/12
It wasn’t from what I recall. I think the network cut ...
electric ruby quadroon
  05/15/23
Jon Hamm referenced this incident when he hosted SNL. htt...
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tyft
Avocado multi-billionaire ladyboy
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180
Lilac native partner
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awesome
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these women probably have Trichomoniasis "Females ma...
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Redd Foxx was doing the same act 40 years ago. http://www...
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Date: October 9th, 2012 3:16 PM
Author: irradiated opaque parlor

http://snltranscripts.jt.org/93/93nmono.phtml

"I'm single, I'm a single man, I don't have nobody, I'm looking for somebody and- but I'm meeting a lot of women out there, and you got some beautiful women, but you got some out there that, uh, I gotta say somethin'. Um... some of you are not washing your ass properly."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2betting#21749605)



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Date: October 9th, 2012 11:37 PM
Author: irradiated opaque parlor



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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:19 AM
Author: irradiated opaque parlor



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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:21 AM
Author: soul-stirring stage

lol at white womyn

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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:27 AM
Author: Excitant claret forum

What a 180, I wish I could see the video

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2betting#21755170)



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Date: October 10th, 2012 1:22 PM
Author: Sable antidepressant drug church

http://www.hulu.com/watch/272133

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2betting#21755971)



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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:38 AM
Author: Deranged Embarrassed To The Bone Legal Warrant Hall

dude was insane. too bad Martin was a legit 180 show for the first couple of seasons.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2betting#21755258)



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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:40 AM
Author: Low-t stead

Indeed it was. Damn, Gina. Apparently Martin had a serious thing for her and creeper her the fuck out. Which you can see openly each time they kiss.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2betting#21755279)



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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:42 AM
Author: Deranged Embarrassed To The Bone Legal Warrant Hall

cant blame him...so hard bro...so hard....

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2betting#21755291)



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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:49 AM
Author: splenetic indian lodge internal respiration

"I'm watching douche commercials on television, and I'm wonderin' if some of you are reading the instructions. I don't think so. Y'know, 'cause I'm getting with some of the ladies, smelling odors, going "Wait a minute. (gestures with index finger) Girl, smell this! This you! Smell yourself, girl. Smell yourself! I tell a woman in a minute, douche! douche! Some women don't like when you tell them that, when you straightforward with them. "Douche!" They, (imitating woman) "Forget you! You cannot douche all the time, you're gonna wash all the natural juices out the body." I say, well, I dont give a damn what you do, put a Tic-Tac in your ass. Put a Cert in your ass. Oh, oh, y'know, this look like a good damn place for a Stick-up up in your ass. I'm sorry, y'all. You got to wash properly"

wow. it's amazing that this was aired on national television.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2betting#21755336)



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Date: May 15th, 2023 12:05 AM
Author: electric ruby quadroon

It wasn’t from what I recall. I think the network cut out in the middle of it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2betting#46312473)



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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:51 AM
Author: irradiated opaque parlor

Jon Hamm referenced this incident when he hosted SNL.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3-7OUBuPVGU

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2betting#21755346)



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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:58 AM
Author: Avocado multi-billionaire ladyboy

tyft

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Date: October 10th, 2012 1:30 PM
Author: Lilac native partner

180

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Date: October 29th, 2012 3:07 PM
Author: Mahogany principal's office

awesome

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Date: May 14th, 2023 11:56 PM
Author: pink trip faggot firefighter



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Date: October 29th, 2012 3:10 PM
Author: appetizing set

these women probably have Trichomoniasis

"Females may experience:

A bad-smelling discharge from the vagina

Vaginal burning and itching

Worsening of symptoms with menstruation"

Read more: http://www.philly.com/philly/blogs/healthy_kids/Trich-This-Sexually-Transmitted-Disease-is-No-Treat.html



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2betting#21916221)



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Date: October 29th, 2012 3:13 PM
Author: exhilarant red nursing home

Redd Foxx was doing the same act 40 years ago.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uldt6Y-CE3s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2betting#21916260)



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Date: May 15th, 2023 12:12 AM
Author: dashing toilet seat

18000000000

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Date: May 15th, 2023 1:05 AM
Author: Olive pozpig temple

You know, some women’ll let you go down, you know what I’m sayin’, knowin’ they got a yeast infection. (Some audience disgust) I’m sorry. Sorry. Come up with dough all on your damn lip… Got a bagel and a croissant on your lip. “Anybody got any butter?” I like jelly on mine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2betting#46312590)



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Date: May 15th, 2023 1:44 AM
Author: Impertinent feces personal credit line

lmao

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Date: May 15th, 2023 11:53 AM
Author: Orchid Bateful Corner Telephone



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Date: February 1st, 2026 7:10 PM
Author: tancredi marchiolo



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Date: February 1st, 2026 7:14 PM
Author: chinese salaryman ((zurich is stained))



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