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How much money did you make this year? ($$$)

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Lake dysfunction
  12/18/25
710K
frisky nursing home
  12/18/25
lawyer?
Lake dysfunction
  12/18/25
yea
frisky nursing home
  12/18/25
Biglaw?
Lake dysfunction
  12/18/25
Me: 842k Wife: 267K Including last year's bonus
yapping fluffy gaping
  12/18/25
Lawyers?
Galvanic Corner
  12/18/25
My wife is in-house and I lie on the internet
yapping fluffy gaping
  12/18/25
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Emerald mind-boggling faggot firefighter
  12/18/25
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self-absorbed box office
  12/19/25
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Vermilion sweet tailpipe
  12/19/25
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flatulent contagious field
  12/19/25
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fuchsia disturbing foreskin shrine
  12/20/25
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Exhilarant brunch skinny woman
  12/21/25
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Cerebral giraffe
  12/21/25
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Soul-stirring home
  12/21/25
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heady unholy university nowag
  12/22/25
$350kish, maybe more depending on how collections come in ov...
azure property sandwich
  12/18/25
Trash or legal fees?
Lake dysfunction
  12/18/25
Picking up trash would be much more dignified
azure property sandwich
  12/18/25
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self-absorbed box office
  12/19/25
$130k in shitlaw
supple copper cuckoldry
  12/18/25
as a solo? associate? paralegal?
Talented national
  12/18/25
AssociaTTTe
supple copper cuckoldry
  12/18/25
why dont you go solo?
Lake dysfunction
  12/18/25
I thought shitlawyers made $60K in MFH
learning disabled bearded station
  12/19/25
Nigger voicemail$
supple copper cuckoldry
  12/19/25
A little over $300k as an in house fag. I'm pathetic and poo...
Coiffed Knife
  12/18/25
When I was a young Inhousemo making $250k, I thought I was t...
Coiffed Knife
  12/18/25
To be fair, I had a 180 billion lifestyle in my late 20s and...
Coiffed Knife
  12/18/25
you should've lateraled to $750k 10-2 100% wfh in house ages...
Rambunctious masturbator
  12/18/25
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frisky nursing home
  12/18/25
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adulterous garrison preventive strike
  12/19/25
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sadistic forum pisswyrm
  12/21/25
In house is the exit option. There are no exist options from...
self-absorbed box office
  12/19/25
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arrogant goyim
  12/19/25
Why is $300k paycheck to paycheck?
onyx soggy fortuitous meteor
  12/19/25
Over $400k if you add wife. After tax income: ~200k H...
Coiffed Knife
  12/19/25
You are doing better than paycheck to paycheck.
onyx soggy fortuitous meteor
  12/19/25
you are retarded or lying because 400k with a family is not...
diverse ultramarine theater stage juggernaut
  12/20/25
I had half my income withheld for taxes. I asked what the fu...
onyx soggy fortuitous meteor
  12/21/25
286k so far. Prob will make another 15k. Wife 86k
slate racy striped hyena tanning salon
  12/18/25
Does wife's post-tax salary cover the costs of childcare and...
self-absorbed box office
  12/19/25
PATRIARCHY!!! Of course it doesn’t.
trip queen of the night dingle berry
  12/19/25
Oh. So why does she work?
self-absorbed box office
  12/19/25
180k. worst year in total comp since pre covid
Nighttime Potus
  12/18/25
don't you brag about being rich?
adulterous garrison preventive strike
  12/19/25
sorry to hear it but props for your candor in a thread full ...
Splenetic High-end Pistol
  12/19/25
me: ~$400k wife: ~$325k but i was also laid off
thriller church jewess
  12/18/25
if u want chandler to slap u with his dick just say so
Rambunctious masturbator
  12/18/25
Very gauche to discuss. Any white people left on here?
slimy obsidian newt crackhouse
  12/18/25
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autistic scarlet base
  12/18/25
$790K. Wife made about $15K.
onyx soggy fortuitous meteor
  12/18/25
Doing what, and why?
Lake dysfunction
  12/18/25
I am atty.
onyx soggy fortuitous meteor
  12/18/25
I know that, I meant your wife
Lake dysfunction
  12/18/25
He's an attorney. What's so complicated?
Coiffed Knife
  12/18/25
I understand that he's an attorney
greedy underhanded blood rage
  12/19/25
I understand that he's an attorney
greedy underhanded blood rage
  12/19/25
I understand that he's an attorney
Wonderful Locus
  12/21/25
He's an attorney. What's so complicated?
excitant temple
  12/23/25
I understand that he's an attorney
greedy underhanded blood rage
  12/23/25
Over 50k. Plus I got a $150 honorarium for a talk earlier th...
motley resort
  12/18/25
I'd love to get an honorarium one day. Very prestigious.
self-absorbed box office
  12/19/25
yup, I'd love to get an honorarium one day. Very prestigious...
Wonderful Locus
  12/21/25
You joke, but I'm unironically proud of my meagre token of p...
motley resort
  12/21/25
I felt the same when I won a $100 poetry prize. In college. ...
onyx soggy fortuitous meteor
  12/22/25
Lashing out because the board writ large is mocking you for ...
motley resort
  12/22/25
? Largely? It’s five unmarried childless losers pissed...
onyx soggy fortuitous meteor
  12/22/25
I was making fun of honaria. Whatever happened to him?
Wonderful Locus
  12/22/25
lol I make more money than lex tp
Exhilarant brunch skinny woman
  12/21/25
Monkey driving a golf cart makes more money than that guy
onyx soggy fortuitous meteor
  12/21/25
I feel safe in this subthread
Aromatic Ticket Booth Wagecucks
  12/22/25
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Aromatic Ticket Booth Wagecucks
  12/22/25
lex how’s your dating life? jw
Aromatic Ticket Booth Wagecucks
  12/22/25
I only respond to such queries in old fashioned SUMMON: thre...
motley resort
  12/22/25
why are u dorks including ur wives' earnings
Rambunctious masturbator
  12/18/25
Same reason why they included what their wives harvested in ...
autistic scarlet base
  12/18/25
i don't even know whether my wife has a job
Rambunctious masturbator
  12/18/25
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flatulent contagious field
  12/19/25
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self-absorbed box office
  12/19/25
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Aromatic Ticket Booth Wagecucks
  12/22/25
not enough.
adulterous garrison preventive strike
  12/18/25
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180 locale
  12/20/25
little under $6M
purple community account ratface
  12/18/25
MFCR. State occupation, thank.
Coiffed Knife
  12/18/25
271K TOPS
yapping fluffy gaping
  12/18/25
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Embarrassed to the bone floppy school
  12/18/25
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Nighttime Potus
  12/18/25
sorry ur mad
purple community account ratface
  12/19/25
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Magical becky
  12/20/25
Six figures, champ.
rusted swashbuckling headpube
  12/18/25
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Emerald mind-boggling faggot firefighter
  12/18/25
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adulterous garrison preventive strike
  12/18/25
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Bateful location
  12/20/25
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Soul-stirring home
  12/21/25
-$184K
Pea-brained hospital alpha
  12/18/25
I fail to see how this is relevant.
razzmatazz codepig genital piercing
  12/18/25
Pre tax or post tax? Including expected tax credits, debits,...
Irradiated school cafeteria
  12/18/25
holy fuck how jewish are you
Vermilion sweet tailpipe
  12/19/25
low-200s
cowardly concupiscible whorehouse
  12/18/25
0
Lascivious Snowy Business Firm
  12/18/25
like 2 million
Big-titted Incel Abode
  12/18/25
$360k in tech
Mustard native tank
  12/19/25
Less than I want but way more than I deserve
Pink exciting quadroon dopamine
  12/19/25
I value my wife’s admiration over tax advantages. The...
poppy impertinent macaca half-breed
  12/19/25
Shrew'd
Pink exciting quadroon dopamine
  12/19/25
lol @ this flame. Women only care about what you can buy th...
heady unholy university nowag
  12/19/25
She sees the tax return but not the brokerage statement. Sh...
poppy impertinent macaca half-breed
  12/19/25
(guy playing the long game) at the same time, this is the s...
Splenetic High-end Pistol
  12/19/25
thank you
poppy impertinent macaca half-breed
  12/19/25
I mean, don't rule anything out, there's something to be sai...
Alcoholic Canary Market
  12/19/25
Who wants to pay off my house
stubborn frozen background story
  12/19/25
negative money (lived off debt)
avocado public bath nibblets
  12/19/25
~250, not bad but half as much as last year. :(
ruby indecent den hairy legs
  12/19/25
what happened
Vermilion sweet tailpipe
  12/19/25
i made a bunch of money off of JMIA last year. ironically if...
ruby indecent den hairy legs
  12/19/25
if there's one thing I've learned as a solo it's that annual...
flatulent contagious field
  12/19/25
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Lake dysfunction
  12/19/25
Around 1.7 which is what I made last year. I'm starting to t...
White theater
  12/19/25
$600k as solo lolyer.
arrogant goyim
  12/19/25
Closer to a tenth of that for me. Nasty health problem decim...
Olive costumed jew
  12/20/25
~$900k
trip queen of the night dingle berry
  12/19/25
Paying tax on about $600K, but zero earned income.
Chest-beating misanthropic elastic band
  12/19/25
Wow.
180 locale
  12/19/25
Let me know what I can do to earn about $20k from you.
adulterous garrison preventive strike
  12/19/25
How many blowjobs can I get for that?
Chest-beating misanthropic elastic band
  12/19/25
well my regular price is $20 per nut but since you're buying...
adulterous garrison preventive strike
  12/19/25
That 1/3 sounds disappointing.
Chest-beating misanthropic elastic band
  12/19/25
lol
Vibrant rigor
  12/19/25
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adulterous garrison preventive strike
  12/22/25
you guys are a bunch of studs, i'm in the 20th decile or so ...
Splenetic High-end Pistol
  12/19/25
the only threads on XO more full of shit than income threads...
Spectacular Fanboi
  12/19/25
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Splenetic High-end Pistol
  12/19/25
I can do 12 full-extension, 13 with a bit of english on the ...
excitant temple
  12/19/25
Lol rfk did 20pullups on video.
razzle reading party hall
  12/19/25
if i used the same form and ROM as him i could crank off lik...
Fiercely-loyal menage
  12/19/25
Try actually doing pull-ups. You will not get much more by s...
razzle reading party hall
  12/20/25
LOL boor, his form was trash. controlled full ROM pullups fr...
Spectacular Fanboi
  12/21/25
You sound poor
heady unholy university nowag
  12/19/25
but self-selection...
Bateful location
  12/20/25
I dunno, like 10-15x the American average and also not nearl...
Nofapping up-to-no-good chad
  12/19/25
XO to young poasters, " Do NOT go to law school!" ...
Stimulating bull headed address crotch
  12/19/25
Survivor bias. The people from my class who didn’t sur...
Nofapping up-to-no-good chad
  12/19/25
Soo cr. Maybe half of the dudes I know about are still lawye...
Pink exciting quadroon dopamine
  12/20/25
It would be fascinating to see some actual ROI data on law s...
Nofapping up-to-no-good chad
  12/20/25
back in the day standard advice was only go to ls if you're ...
frisky nursing home
  12/20/25
Only once ITE hit. Before that, Gen Xers sleepwalked off a c...
Aromatic Ticket Booth Wagecucks
  12/20/25
TITCR. The Bill Henderson “Bi-modal distribution of st...
Nofapping up-to-no-good chad
  12/20/25
this is correct. I started with 26 people in my summer c...
purple community account ratface
  12/20/25
amazing how XO gets the top 1% of lawyers to poast here
Stimulating bull headed address crotch
  12/20/25
The personality that really likes it here actually thrives i...
180 locale
  12/20/25
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Lake dysfunction
  12/20/25
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frisky nursing home
  12/20/25
$160k. The same I made as a first year. Good thing there&r...
fuchsia disturbing foreskin shrine
  12/19/25
I paid just under that in taxes this year
Mustard native tank
  12/20/25
somewhere around $220k pre-bonus. bonus will likely be shit ...
primrose party of the first part
  12/20/25
this number includes all income, not just wagecucking.
primrose party of the first part
  12/20/25
actually it might be closer to $240k. idfk i don't keep clos...
primrose party of the first part
  12/20/25
A little over a mil. “Worked” ~10 hours a week. ...
hyperactive private investor office
  12/20/25
How do you get your taxable income lower?
Salmon Cracking Indian Lodge
  12/20/25
Bought a car (100% depreciation) Pay myself rent -- I own ...
hyperactive private investor office
  12/20/25
Creative but nothing fraud tp
Lake dysfunction
  12/20/25
Tell more about paralegal. How does she bring in cases?
onyx soggy fortuitous meteor
  12/21/25
Just by being likeable and talking to people and knowing wha...
hyperactive private investor office
  12/21/25
...
onyx soggy fortuitous meteor
  12/21/25
About 1mil , I wagecucked a lot and this is my ceiling. Anyo...
razzle reading party hall
  12/20/25
425k in a litigation boutique as a non-equity “partner...
diverse ultramarine theater stage juggernaut
  12/20/25
still waiting for bonus which will be 30% of my comp
sienna passionate rigpig
  12/21/25
it's likely going to be around $580k this year. i started th...
Wonderful Locus
  12/21/25
That’s good. Do you have to leave a bunch of money in?...
onyx soggy fortuitous meteor
  12/21/25
at the prior firm, i bought in like $20k worth of shares. th...
Wonderful Locus
  12/21/25
We just work hard all year then deduct costs from fees earne...
onyx soggy fortuitous meteor
  12/22/25
Looks like I peaked in 2023 at $500k and I've been earning l...
Lake dysfunction
  12/21/25
it's surprising to me bc i used to not give a fuck about the...
Wonderful Locus
  12/21/25
are you hiring? can you mentor me? i really enjoyed ur saltw...
Lake dysfunction
  12/21/25
if i could, i would man. are you open to learning traditiona...
Wonderful Locus
  12/21/25
i dont think i wanna learn that. do you think i can bottom f...
Lake dysfunction
  12/21/25
yes but i am not sure what i can pay u. can i finish in ur a...
Wonderful Locus
  12/21/25
are you still pozzed?
Lake dysfunction
  12/21/25
undetectable brother
Wonderful Locus
  12/21/25
i guess you can finish in my ass. $50 if u can host
Lake dysfunction
  12/21/25
wow this is hot, let's take this off boart
Wonderful Locus
  12/21/25
$595k (which is like $390k after taxes)
orchid meetinghouse
  12/21/25
...
Cerebral giraffe
  12/21/25
Should be $1.036m with rents and assuming the lab business c...
Provocative Gas Station Mediation
  12/21/25
600-800k in tech depending on stock price, haven’t rea...
Adventurous gaped doctorate voyeur
  12/21/25
180 last note
motley resort
  12/22/25
About 1.3 mil. Shitlaw boss, real estate investing and othe...
Salmon Cracking Indian Lodge
  12/21/25
that is 180, very impressive. very unlikely everything wi...
Wonderful Locus
  12/21/25
I think he has posted about her before. He’s doing a ...
onyx soggy fortuitous meteor
  12/21/25
i can't advocate for doing that, but that's just me. nobody ...
Wonderful Locus
  12/21/25
just do discreet affairs bro
Talented national
  12/21/25
Lol at all the poasters counting unrealized investment gains...
Salmon Cracking Indian Lodge
  12/24/25
I wouldn’t include it in my headline number but I do t...
Wild Milk
  12/26/25
CSLG free thread. Odd case.
Duck-like library internal respiration
  12/22/25
Great q. Most in-housemos have no idea since most won't kno...
Soul-stirring home
  12/22/25
count any bonus you received in calendar 2025
frisky nursing home
  12/23/25
I just started new job. Finished last shift of nights at 5am...
razzle reading party hall
  12/22/25
About $310k in W2/1099, $50k in rental profit, and I think $...
Wild Milk
  12/22/25
Up $415,290. W2 wages are about 65% of that.
180 locale
  12/22/25
whats the other 35%
frisky nursing home
  12/23/25
cap gains
excitant temple
  12/25/25
are we counting cap gains in what we made this year? id need...
frisky nursing home
  12/25/25
I'm up like $440k now on the year.
180 locale
  12/25/25
~$500k
sienna passionate rigpig
  12/25/25


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Date: December 18th, 2025 3:47 PM
Author: Lake dysfunction



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Date: December 18th, 2025 3:48 PM
Author: frisky nursing home

710K

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Date: December 18th, 2025 3:50 PM
Author: Lake dysfunction

lawyer?

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Date: December 18th, 2025 3:54 PM
Author: frisky nursing home

yea

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Date: December 18th, 2025 3:55 PM
Author: Lake dysfunction

Biglaw?

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Date: December 18th, 2025 3:51 PM
Author: yapping fluffy gaping

Me: 842k

Wife: 267K

Including last year's bonus

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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:05 PM
Author: Galvanic Corner

Lawyers?

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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:07 PM
Author: yapping fluffy gaping

My wife is in-house and I lie on the internet

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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:07 PM
Author: Emerald mind-boggling faggot firefighter



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Date: December 19th, 2025 10:23 AM
Author: self-absorbed box office



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:16 AM
Author: Vermilion sweet tailpipe



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:19 AM
Author: flatulent contagious field



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Date: December 20th, 2025 9:01 AM
Author: fuchsia disturbing foreskin shrine



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Date: December 21st, 2025 5:33 PM
Author: Exhilarant brunch skinny woman



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Date: December 21st, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: Cerebral giraffe



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Date: December 21st, 2025 6:28 PM
Author: Soul-stirring home



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: heady unholy university nowag



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Date: December 18th, 2025 3:55 PM
Author: azure property sandwich

$350kish, maybe more depending on how collections come in over the next two weeks

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Date: December 18th, 2025 3:55 PM
Author: Lake dysfunction

Trash or legal fees?

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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:58 PM
Author: azure property sandwich

Picking up trash would be much more dignified

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Date: December 19th, 2025 10:23 AM
Author: self-absorbed box office



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Date: December 18th, 2025 3:56 PM
Author: supple copper cuckoldry

$130k in shitlaw

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Date: December 18th, 2025 3:57 PM
Author: Talented national

as a solo? associate? paralegal?

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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:35 PM
Author: supple copper cuckoldry

AssociaTTTe

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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:35 PM
Author: Lake dysfunction

why dont you go solo?

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Date: December 19th, 2025 12:20 PM
Author: learning disabled bearded station

I thought shitlawyers made $60K in MFH

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Date: December 19th, 2025 8:41 PM
Author: supple copper cuckoldry

Nigger voicemail$

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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:00 PM
Author: Coiffed Knife

A little over $300k as an in house fag. I'm pathetic and poor.

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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:07 PM
Author: Coiffed Knife

When I was a young Inhousemo making $250k, I thought I was the shit. Xoxo told me that it was the only CR goal for a lawyer. And I had no kids.

Now I'm nearing 40 and practically live paycheck to paycheck. Exit ops are SLIM.

Turns out I was a retard for going in house.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2betting#49520231)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: Coiffed Knife

To be fair, I had a 180 billion lifestyle in my late 20s and early 30s.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2betting#49520240)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:26 PM
Author: Rambunctious masturbator

you should've lateraled to $750k 10-2 100% wfh in house ages ago, moron

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2betting#49520352)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:30 PM
Author: frisky nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2betting#49520383)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:56 AM
Author: adulterous garrison preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2betting#49522387)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 5:32 PM
Author: sadistic forum pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2betting#49528363)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:22 AM
Author: self-absorbed box office

In house is the exit option. There are no exist options from the exit option. What do you have in mind?

This is like seeing the ship you're on in the middle of the ocean catch fire, getting into a lifeboat and rowing away, and then saying you want an exit option from the lifeboat. You're lucky to be on that lifeboat.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2betting#49522250)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:55 AM
Author: arrogant goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2betting#49522385)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 12:32 PM
Author: onyx soggy fortuitous meteor

Why is $300k paycheck to paycheck?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2betting#49522508)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 3:05 PM
Author: Coiffed Knife

Over $400k if you add wife.

After tax income: ~200k

Housing (vhcol area + 3 kids): ~100k

Child care: ~$50k

Add in some money to retirement and kids college, and not much left for day to day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2betting#49522995)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: onyx soggy fortuitous meteor

You are doing better than paycheck to paycheck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2betting#49523480)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 4:26 PM
Author: diverse ultramarine theater stage juggernaut

you are retarded or lying because 400k with a family is not 200k after income taxes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2betting#49525980)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: onyx soggy fortuitous meteor

I had half my income withheld for taxes. I asked what the fuck and apparently we are prepaying for next quarter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2betting#49528347)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:01 PM
Author: slate racy striped hyena tanning salon

286k so far. Prob will make another 15k. Wife 86k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2betting#49519951)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:23 AM
Author: self-absorbed box office

Does wife's post-tax salary cover the costs of childcare and other work-related expenses (work clothes, work commute, work bag, work Starbucks, work $19 lunch salad...)?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2betting#49522256)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:41 AM
Author: trip queen of the night dingle berry

PATRIARCHY!!!

Of course it doesn’t.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2betting#49522337)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:45 AM
Author: self-absorbed box office

Oh. So why does she work?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2betting#49522351)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:04 PM
Author: Nighttime Potus

180k. worst year in total comp since pre covid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2betting#49519965)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:57 AM
Author: adulterous garrison preventive strike

don't you brag about being rich?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2betting#49522392)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 2:06 PM
Author: Splenetic High-end Pistol

sorry to hear it but props for your candor in a thread full of guys bullshitting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2betting#49522784)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:10 PM
Author: thriller church jewess

me: ~$400k wife: ~$325k

but i was also laid off



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2betting#49519995)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:15 PM
Author: Rambunctious masturbator

if u want chandler to slap u with his dick just say so

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2betting#49520019)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:36 PM
Author: slimy obsidian newt crackhouse

Very gauche to discuss. Any white people left on here?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2betting#49520082)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:04 PM
Author: autistic scarlet base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2betting#49520207)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:45 PM
Author: onyx soggy fortuitous meteor

$790K. Wife made about $15K.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2betting#49520114)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:55 PM
Author: Lake dysfunction

Doing what, and why?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2betting#49520142)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:58 PM
Author: onyx soggy fortuitous meteor

I am atty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2betting#49520156)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: Lake dysfunction

I know that, I meant your wife

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2betting#49520161)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:04 PM
Author: Coiffed Knife

He's an attorney. What's so complicated?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2betting#49520202)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 1:40 PM
Author: greedy underhanded blood rage

I understand that he's an attorney

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2betting#49522699)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 1:43 PM
Author: greedy underhanded blood rage

I understand that he's an attorney

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2betting#49522705)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: Wonderful Locus

I understand that he's an attorney

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2betting#49527326)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 12:33 AM
Author: excitant temple

He's an attorney. What's so complicated?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2betting#49532966)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:25 PM
Author: greedy underhanded blood rage

I understand that he's an attorney

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2betting#49534294)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:06 PM
Author: motley resort

Over 50k. Plus I got a $150 honorarium for a talk earlier this month. I'm fucking rich.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2betting#49520223)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:24 AM
Author: self-absorbed box office

I'd love to get an honorarium one day. Very prestigious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2betting#49522258)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: Wonderful Locus

yup, I'd love to get an honorarium one day. Very prestigious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2betting#49527328)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 12:49 PM
Author: motley resort

You joke, but I'm unironically proud of my meagre token of prefthige. Intangible honours are more valuable than silver or gold.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2betting#49527624)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 6:07 PM
Author: onyx soggy fortuitous meteor

I felt the same when I won a $100 poetry prize. In college. In 1993.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2betting#49531954)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: motley resort

Lashing out because the board writ large is mocking you for bragging about a discount walmart watch?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2betting#49531959)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 6:35 PM
Author: onyx soggy fortuitous meteor

? Largely? It’s five unmarried childless losers pissed I’m buying a Rolex. One would hope there are more posters than that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2betting#49531998)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 11:01 PM
Author: Wonderful Locus

I was making fun of honaria. Whatever happened to him?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2betting#49532872)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 5:34 PM
Author: Exhilarant brunch skinny woman

lol I make more money than lex tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2betting#49528370)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 5:47 PM
Author: onyx soggy fortuitous meteor

Monkey driving a golf cart makes more money than that guy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2betting#49528421)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 3:46 PM
Author: Aromatic Ticket Booth Wagecucks

I feel safe in this subthread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2betting#49531586)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 3:46 PM
Author: Aromatic Ticket Booth Wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2betting#49531589)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 3:46 PM
Author: Aromatic Ticket Booth Wagecucks

lex how’s your dating life? jw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2betting#49531592)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 5:09 PM
Author: motley resort

I only respond to such queries in old fashioned SUMMON: threads.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2betting#49531824)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:10 PM
Author: Rambunctious masturbator

why are u dorks including ur wives' earnings

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2betting#49520253)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: autistic scarlet base

Same reason why they included what their wives harvested in their annual rice harvest numbers for the past 3000 years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2betting#49520283)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: Rambunctious masturbator

i don't even know whether my wife has a job

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2betting#49520363)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:19 AM
Author: flatulent contagious field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2betting#49522246)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:24 AM
Author: self-absorbed box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2betting#49522259)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 3:47 PM
Author: Aromatic Ticket Booth Wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2betting#49531594)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:10 PM
Author: adulterous garrison preventive strike

not enough.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2betting#49520256)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 7:07 AM
Author: 180 locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2betting#49524556)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: purple community account ratface

little under $6M

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2betting#49520288)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:18 PM
Author: Coiffed Knife

MFCR. State occupation, thank.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2betting#49520304)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:30 PM
Author: yapping fluffy gaping

271K TOPS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2betting#49520377)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:37 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone floppy school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2betting#49520585)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 7:17 PM
Author: Nighttime Potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2betting#49520702)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 1:55 PM
Author: purple community account ratface

sorry ur mad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2betting#49522735)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 3:00 PM
Author: Magical becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2betting#49525741)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: rusted swashbuckling headpube

Six figures, champ.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2betting#49520329)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:07 PM
Author: Emerald mind-boggling faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2betting#49520502)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:39 PM
Author: adulterous garrison preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2betting#49520594)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 9:29 AM
Author: Bateful location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2betting#49524786)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 6:27 PM
Author: Soul-stirring home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2betting#49528564)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: Pea-brained hospital alpha

-$184K

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2betting#49520375)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:07 PM
Author: razzmatazz codepig genital piercing

I fail to see how this is relevant.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2betting#49520501)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:08 PM
Author: Irradiated school cafeteria

Pre tax or post tax? Including expected tax credits, debits, write ups, write downs, etc.? Including retirement account contributions, distributions, roll overs? Including K1 returns of capital? Including present value of future earnings? Including appreciation on value of assets? Net of amortization and depreciation on those assets? Very unclear op

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2betting#49520506)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:18 AM
Author: Vermilion sweet tailpipe

holy fuck how jewish are you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2betting#49522240)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:24 PM
Author: cowardly concupiscible whorehouse

low-200s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2betting#49520548)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:27 PM
Author: Lascivious Snowy Business Firm

0

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2betting#49520555)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 8:07 PM
Author: Big-titted Incel Abode

like 2 million

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2betting#49520858)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 10:38 AM
Author: Mustard native tank

$360k in tech

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2betting#49522161)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 10:50 AM
Author: Pink exciting quadroon dopamine

Less than I want but way more than I deserve

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2betting#49522182)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:00 AM
Author: poppy impertinent macaca half-breed

I value my wife’s admiration over tax advantages. Therefore, I sold off my winners but held my losers so that our tax bill in April shows bigly long-term capital gains for 2025 when in reality I barely beat the index.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2betting#49522192)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:03 AM
Author: Pink exciting quadroon dopamine

Shrew'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2betting#49522198)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:03 AM
Author: heady unholy university nowag

lol @ this flame. Women only care about what you can buy them and the lifestyle you can provide (ideally one where they don't think about money at all). Any woman autistic enough to care about big number on long term gains is going to be autistic enough to care about overall performance, not just a big number on a line. The woman you're describing does not exist.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2betting#49522202)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 1:36 PM
Author: poppy impertinent macaca half-breed

She sees the tax return but not the brokerage statement. She’ll see the big reported income but not the unrealized paper losses. She is indeed high T and autistic so she does care about the number.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2betting#49522694)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 2:08 PM
Author: Splenetic High-end Pistol

(guy playing the long game)

at the same time, this is the sort of thinking that leads guys to do big ponzi schemes and then when they get found out they freak out and killself - don't do that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2betting#49522791)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: poppy impertinent macaca half-breed

thank you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2betting#49522969)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 10:43 PM
Author: Alcoholic Canary Market

I mean, don't rule anything out, there's something to be said for doing high roller ponzi until found out and then whatever happens happens

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2betting#49524077)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:03 AM
Author: stubborn frozen background story

Who wants to pay off my house

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2betting#49522200)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:11 AM
Author: avocado public bath nibblets

negative money (lived off debt)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2betting#49522220)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:19 AM
Author: ruby indecent den hairy legs

~250, not bad but half as much as last year. :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2betting#49522245)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:22 AM
Author: Vermilion sweet tailpipe

what happened

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2betting#49522255)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:37 AM
Author: ruby indecent den hairy legs

i made a bunch of money off of JMIA last year. ironically if i had just held i'd be up even more today, but there's fucking way i would've survived that draw down.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2betting#49522320)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: flatulent contagious field

if there's one thing I've learned as a solo it's that annual earnings are flame.

my income fluctuated probably 400% from 2024 to 2025 but nothing really changed. money comes in at random without any reference to what "year" it is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2betting#49522248)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:28 AM
Author: Lake dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2betting#49522284)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:29 AM
Author: White theater

Around 1.7 which is what I made last year. I'm starting to think I'll never cross into the 2 million range

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2betting#49522287)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:40 AM
Author: arrogant goyim

$600k as solo lolyer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2betting#49522333)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:55 PM
Author: Olive costumed jew

Closer to a tenth of that for me. Nasty health problem decimated my year.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2betting#49525725)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:44 AM
Author: trip queen of the night dingle berry

~$900k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2betting#49522345)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 2:09 PM
Author: Chest-beating misanthropic elastic band

Paying tax on about $600K, but zero earned income.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2betting#49522793)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 2:17 PM
Author: 180 locale

Wow.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2betting#49522813)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 3:35 PM
Author: adulterous garrison preventive strike

Let me know what I can do to earn about $20k from you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2betting#49523151)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 3:41 PM
Author: Chest-beating misanthropic elastic band

How many blowjobs can I get for that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2betting#49523174)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 4:20 PM
Author: adulterous garrison preventive strike

well my regular price is $20 per nut but since you're buying in bulk, i can go to $15. So, 1,333.33 blowjobs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2betting#49523284)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 4:23 PM
Author: Chest-beating misanthropic elastic band

That 1/3 sounds disappointing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2betting#49523287)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 8:47 PM
Author: Vibrant rigor

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2betting#49523843)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 4:06 PM
Author: adulterous garrison preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2betting#49531645)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 2:18 PM
Author: Splenetic High-end Pistol

you guys are a bunch of studs, i'm in the 20th decile or so itt and honestly am pretty happy about it given my in-house lifestyle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2betting#49522815)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 2:58 PM
Author: Spectacular Fanboi

the only threads on XO more full of shit than income threads are max pullups in a single set threads.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2betting#49522960)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 3:27 PM
Author: Splenetic High-end Pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2betting#49523114)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 4:23 PM
Author: excitant temple

I can do 12 full-extension, 13 with a bit of english on the last one, at 235 bodyweight not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2betting#49523288)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 5:16 PM
Author: razzle reading party hall

Lol rfk did 20pullups on video.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2betting#49523407)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 8:24 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal menage

if i used the same form and ROM as him i could crank off like 30+

maybe once a month i will see someone at the gym doing legit full ROM dead-hang pull-ups. the rest are kipping crossfit turds just bouncing tension off their brachials and could probably not squeeze out eight clean reps.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2betting#49523780)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: razzle reading party hall

Try actually doing pull-ups. You will not get much more by swinging unless you also don't go more than 1/2 up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2betting#49525630)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 8:47 PM
Author: Spectacular Fanboi

LOL boor, his form was trash. controlled full ROM pullups from a true dead hang (like required by most military testing) are substantially more difficult than what RFK and the road rules guy were doing. MTV was marginally better for form but still bad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2betting#49529038)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: heady unholy university nowag

You sound poor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2betting#49523499)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 9:29 AM
Author: Bateful location

but self-selection...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2betting#49524790)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 8:34 PM
Author: Nofapping up-to-no-good chad

I dunno, like 10-15x the American average and also not nearly enough. Being working class rich fucking sucks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2betting#49523808)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 8:56 PM
Author: Stimulating bull headed address crotch

XO to young poasters, " Do NOT go to law school!"

*rubs hands togther*

"But I made 750k last year!!!!!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2betting#49523866)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 9:08 PM
Author: Nofapping up-to-no-good chad

Survivor bias. The people from my class who didn’t survive ITE probably have a very different perspective than I do.

And how many times when your friends kid asks you about going to law school do they sit down and tell you about their 158 LSAT / 3.4 GPA and grand dreams of going to Drexel and getting in at Dechert or Morgan Lewis. Maybe Drinker if they’ve got some sense.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2betting#49523884)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 8:23 AM
Author: Pink exciting quadroon dopamine

Soo cr. Maybe half of the dudes I know about are still lawyers. Way less than half of the women.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2betting#49524660)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 11:14 AM
Author: Nofapping up-to-no-good chad

It would be fascinating to see some actual ROI data on law school classes over time. I got a good return on mine, but yea all of the people who drop out of/evolve away from the profession would almost certainly have been better off not going $300k into debt (above and beyond undergrad) in their early 20s.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2betting#49525097)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:45 PM
Author: frisky nursing home

back in the day standard advice was only go to ls if you're going to a t14

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2betting#49525701)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 3:00 PM
Author: Aromatic Ticket Booth Wagecucks

Only once ITE hit. Before that, Gen Xers sleepwalked off a cliff.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2betting#49525737)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 5:59 PM
Author: Nofapping up-to-no-good chad

TITCR. The Bill Henderson “Bi-modal distribution of starting lawyer salaries” scholarship was explosive at the time, and for good reason. It only came out in like 2008 and the blog it was on has been lost to time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2betting#49526155)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 9:22 AM
Author: purple community account ratface

this is correct.

I started with 26 people in my summer class.

Of my summer class only two are partners at law firms - me and another guy I hired back to work for me as a W2 partner.

Two other guys have their own law firms but makes like 300k-500kyr

three others are in-house

All others are somewhere other than law.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2betting#49524780)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 10:49 AM
Author: Stimulating bull headed address crotch

amazing how XO gets the top 1% of lawyers to poast here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2betting#49525050)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 11:18 AM
Author: 180 locale

The personality that really likes it here actually thrives in law practice too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2betting#49525106)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 11:27 AM
Author: Lake dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2betting#49525129)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:45 PM
Author: frisky nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2betting#49525700)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 9:10 PM
Author: fuchsia disturbing foreskin shrine

$160k. The same I made as a first year. Good thing there’s been no inflation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2betting#49523890)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:58 PM
Author: Mustard native tank

I paid just under that in taxes this year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2betting#49525732)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 8:29 AM
Author: primrose party of the first part

somewhere around $220k pre-bonus. bonus will likely be shit this year, however.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2betting#49524680)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 8:30 AM
Author: primrose party of the first part

this number includes all income, not just wagecucking.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2betting#49524683)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 8:32 AM
Author: primrose party of the first part

actually it might be closer to $240k. idfk i don't keep close track of how much i make altogether; i focus on how much i save. won't know the exact number until i do taxes probably.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2betting#49524686)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 3:11 PM
Author: hyperactive private investor office

A little over a mil. “Worked” ~10 hours a week. Pay taxes on much less.

Depositing 400k in fees first week of January too.

Solo PI.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2betting#49525770)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 4:22 PM
Author: Salmon Cracking Indian Lodge

How do you get your taxable income lower?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2betting#49525966)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 4:37 PM
Author: hyperactive private investor office

Bought a car (100% depreciation)

Pay myself rent -- I own office building

Office building depreciation/property taxes

Did a lot of work to the office building. New AC/Furniture. I fully renovated it a couple years ago for like 200k. All adds value to property and gets written off.

like 75k in meals and travel

Gas

Health Insurance

Mortgage interest home/office

I prepay whatever expenses I can for the next year -- car insurance, ad spend, web marketing, etc.

~150k in staff salaries. Paralegal always pays for herself by bringing in cases so I don't really count that. I'm sending a demand on a DUI wreck she brought in in January for $1 mil.

Creative but nothing fraud.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2betting#49526021)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 6:02 PM
Author: Lake dysfunction

Creative but nothing fraud tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2betting#49526159)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 11:28 AM
Author: onyx soggy fortuitous meteor

Tell more about paralegal. How does she bring in cases?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2betting#49527453)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 3:34 PM
Author: hyperactive private investor office

Just by being likeable and talking to people and knowing what she's talking about. Lots of family members. She's probably brought in $1 mil in fees since she started with me ~8 years ago. I bought her a car last year.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2betting#49528026)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 3:46 PM
Author: onyx soggy fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2betting#49528065)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: razzle reading party hall

About 1mil , I wagecucked a lot and this is my ceiling. Anyone who has 5mil networth can make over 10%/yr in qqq and pay much lesser than I.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2betting#49525872)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 4:30 PM
Author: diverse ultramarine theater stage juggernaut

425k in a litigation boutique as a non-equity “partner”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2betting#49525997)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:03 AM
Author: sienna passionate rigpig

still waiting for bonus which will be 30% of my comp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2betting#49527285)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:29 AM
Author: Wonderful Locus

it's likely going to be around $580k this year. i started the year as an equity partner where i got a monthly draw, then moved in april to a firm where i'm a nonequity partner. i forget exactly how much my equity payout for 2024 was, but i think it'll come in around 580.

next year, with my origination bonus for 2025, comp should be around 610-650. not sure what this place is doing with my base for next year, but it better go up because i had $1.8m in originations in 9 months.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2betting#49527322)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:31 AM
Author: onyx soggy fortuitous meteor

That’s good. Do you have to leave a bunch of money in? Is it pretax. Do you get your accountant to withhold tax?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2betting#49527331)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Wonderful Locus

at the prior firm, i bought in like $20k worth of shares. they returned that to me after i left, but it had increased to like $45k. i figured they were gonna just keep my money. this was all w-2 income with withholdings done. that firm is set up so that everyone is a "shareholder" and employee of the firm it isn't a partnership. when i was in biglaw, when i made partner i got paid on a k-1 basis, which fucking blew.

i'm eligible for equity at this firm at the end of 2026, and i will make it no question. the money i have in the pipeline would be enough originations for 2026 to qualify because the threshold is pretty low here. even if my book implodes in january, i'll have enough.

equity formula, i understand, looks something like: 40% of your "working attorney" number plus 20% of originations, plus something for being a "good firm citizen." i'm filling a need this firm desperately needs - despite having a bunch of labor attorneys, they are entertainment labor lawyers, which means they don't do ANY NLRB litigation or collective bargaining. all they do is interpret 600-page CBAs that were negotiated decades ago and are renegotiated by some employer association. so i guess they will do something for me to reflect that.

if my book in 2027 looks like it does right now, i'd make $1,080,000 or so my first year as an equity partner. this firm is an actual partnership, unfortunately, so i will have to start my own corporation or some kind of bullshit and pay way more in taxes.

we have a dood in my office who sues foreign govts for terrorist acts and brings in like 20 million a year, and that apparently winds up being a windfall to all the equity partners.

all firms should be set up as companies, this partnership stuff sucks ass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2betting#49527344)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 4:27 PM
Author: onyx soggy fortuitous meteor

We just work hard all year then deduct costs from fees earned and whatever is left we split between each other based on ownership proportion. So if we had 4 million in profit and if I have a 25 percent interest then I get a million, less whatever I’ve been taking out to live on during the year. Say $200k for that.

It’s complicated by the need to leave some of that money in operations for the following year because we don’t take loans for that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2betting#49531713)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:36 AM
Author: Lake dysfunction

Looks like I peaked in 2023 at $500k and I've been earning less each year and next year I am really gonna be down big, meanwhile you keep going up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2betting#49527341)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:39 AM
Author: Wonderful Locus

it's surprising to me bc i used to not give a fuck about the business side of law. i've always been regarded as really good at what i do, but kind of an oddball and oblivious to biz dev, etc.

when i was in biglaw, an of counsel i hung around with always told me that if i sobered up and quit doing drugs/drinking 24/7, i could have a big book. turns out he was right ($2m is big for me, anyway, and i never thought i'd have anything like this.)

you're doing great brother, anything over 300k is really good.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2betting#49527346)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:42 AM
Author: Lake dysfunction

are you hiring? can you mentor me? i really enjoyed ur saltwater tank threading and miss it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2betting#49527349)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:46 AM
Author: Wonderful Locus

if i could, i would man. are you open to learning traditional labor law?

i'll be saltthreading again soon. we moved out of our house in august to do a renovation. i have to run over there every few days to feed the fish and maintain the tank. it's 120.

we should be moving back in within a couple weeks and i will resume tank threading and maybe throw in some home renovation threading.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2betting#49527357)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:49 AM
Author: Lake dysfunction

i dont think i wanna learn that. do you think i can bottom for u instead?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2betting#49527369)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:50 AM
Author: Wonderful Locus

yes but i am not sure what i can pay u. can i finish in ur ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2betting#49527372)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 11:22 AM
Author: Lake dysfunction

are you still pozzed?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2betting#49527430)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 11:23 AM
Author: Wonderful Locus

undetectable brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2betting#49527434)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 11:26 AM
Author: Lake dysfunction

i guess you can finish in my ass. $50 if u can host

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2betting#49527443)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 11:36 AM
Author: Wonderful Locus

wow this is hot, let's take this off boart

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2betting#49527490)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: orchid meetinghouse

$595k (which is like $390k after taxes)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2betting#49527325)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: Cerebral giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2betting#49528452)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:35 AM
Author: Provocative Gas Station Mediation

Should be $1.036m with rents and assuming the lab business collects as projected in December. The first over $1m year ever, bros.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2betting#49527340)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 12:02 PM
Author: Adventurous gaped doctorate voyeur

600-800k in tech depending on stock price, haven’t really checked

30hr/week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2betting#49527544)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 11:09 PM
Author: motley resort

180 last note

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2betting#49532880)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 1:00 PM
Author: Salmon Cracking Indian Lodge

About 1.3 mil. Shitlaw boss, real estate investing and other entrepreneurial activities.

It's a great blessing, and things have blown up fast over the last few years after years of toil. Last year was about 500k, 300k before that, lower for many years before that. This is a result of sustained business building, not one big settlement that won't be replicated.

However, this is a very risky seat to be sitting in. I'm a target in a wide variety of ways that I didn't anticipate, and everything could vanish at any moment. I am trying to take chips off the table and put them into safer assets where I can. But that's not easy to do.

Also, there is a hard, fairly low ceiling on my happiness because of my marriage to an angry, bitter woman who gets mad if she sees me enjoying myself. I don't want to divorce her for family reasons, but matters may come to a head in 2026.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2betting#49527645)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 4:45 PM
Author: Wonderful Locus

that is 180, very impressive.

very unlikely everything will implode immediately. just plow like $2m into index funds over time and max out retirement accounts. that's what i'm doing. wife and i currently have close to $3m in retirement accounts and if i get to $2m in taxable, i won't worry at all about my book blowing to pieces.

but honestly, you will probably continue doing well so don't worry.

on the marriage, you should try to save it if you think it's salvageable, but if it really is far gone then you should split up. don't stay together for money. but don't be so fast to peace out. maybe if she knows you are putting your foot down, she will knock off her bullshit. maybe not, but you should give it a shot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2betting#49528240)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: onyx soggy fortuitous meteor

I think he has posted about her before. He’s doing a mitzvah staying w her for the kids sake.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2betting#49528342)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 5:42 PM
Author: Wonderful Locus

i can't advocate for doing that, but that's just me. nobody should ever do what i did and blow up a good marriage just because they're doing mounds of cocaine and strange pussy, but i also don't believe that you should stay if your relationship is in the shitty and not recoverable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2betting#49528390)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 5:30 PM
Author: Talented national

just do discreet affairs bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2betting#49528356)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 11:21 PM
Author: Salmon Cracking Indian Lodge

Lol at all the poasters counting unrealized investment gains to come up with their headline numbers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2betting#49538515)



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Date: December 26th, 2025 10:13 AM
Author: Wild Milk

I wouldn’t include it in my headline number but I do think it’s good to note.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2betting#49540547)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 3:04 PM
Author: Duck-like library internal respiration

CSLG free thread. Odd case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2betting#49531487)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 6:03 PM
Author: Soul-stirring home

Great q. Most in-housemos have no idea since most won't know bonuses for a bit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2betting#49531946)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 8:06 AM
Author: frisky nursing home

count any bonus you received in calendar 2025

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2betting#49533223)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 6:28 PM
Author: razzle reading party hall

I just started new job. Finished last shift of nights at 5am and today at 9am started new job. Tomorrow will go for a swim before work.. but so far it doesn't seem like it's that easy. But as long as I get to take a 30minute run for lunch plus actually eat another 30 mins it might be a step up from working nights. Bit hourly rate is also lower.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2betting#49531986)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 11:05 PM
Author: Wild Milk

About $310k in W2/1099, $50k in rental profit, and I think $470k or so in gains (mostly unrealized) and dividends.

Haven’t done the taxes yet though, will report back later.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2betting#49532876)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 11:08 PM
Author: 180 locale

Up $415,290. W2 wages are about 65% of that.

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Date: December 23rd, 2025 8:05 AM
Author: frisky nursing home

whats the other 35%

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Date: December 25th, 2025 9:02 PM
Author: excitant temple

cap gains

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Date: December 25th, 2025 10:58 PM
Author: frisky nursing home

are we counting cap gains in what we made this year? id need to revise my number

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Date: December 25th, 2025 11:20 PM
Author: 180 locale

I'm up like $440k now on the year.

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Date: December 25th, 2025 6:55 AM
Author: sienna passionate rigpig

~$500k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2betting#49538879)