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Closing argument time this morning. Inshallah I’ll channel my inner EPAH

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know-it-all yapping range candlestick maker
  04/29/26
3-5 current posters max has ever done a jury trial
bronze home
  04/29/26
You guys do trials in SaAs Law, Ricky?
know-it-all yapping range candlestick maker
  04/29/26
Not Ricky, jewish darkness tp
bronze home
  05/01/26
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Aphrodisiac up-to-no-good boiling water private investor
  05/01/26
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drab address crotch
  04/29/26
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know-it-all yapping range candlestick maker
  04/29/26
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Aphrodisiac up-to-no-good boiling water private investor
  05/01/26
the elegant lisp, the sassy hand motions, all of it.
electric step-uncle's house
  04/29/26
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primrose bespoke alpha pisswyrm
  04/29/26
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Aphrodisiac up-to-no-good boiling water private investor
  05/01/26
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Sepia histrionic lodge
  04/30/26
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At-the-ready gunner
  05/01/26
you forgot the WOC paralegal
At-the-ready gunner
  05/01/26
Flocks of stylish WoCs in business casual attire tp
Aphrodisiac up-to-no-good boiling water private investor
  05/01/26
https://imgur.com/a/does-she-know-xw1Aoz0 :-((( I'd be b...
primrose bespoke alpha pisswyrm
  05/02/26
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Aphrodisiac up-to-no-good boiling water private investor
  05/02/26
Just got the not guilty verdict. Pretty chill.
know-it-all yapping range candlestick maker
  04/29/26
Did you hit the jury with dat "i'm gay" during clo...
electric step-uncle's house
  04/29/26
Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, in conclusion, I love men
know-it-all yapping range candlestick maker
  04/29/26
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Aphrodisiac up-to-no-good boiling water private investor
  04/29/26
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orchid box office regret
  04/29/26
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Infuriating Crackhouse Really Tough Guy
  04/29/26
180!
primrose bespoke alpha pisswyrm
  04/29/26
hell yeah
drab address crotch
  04/29/26
Attorney watching my closing said I TROUNCED the DA. It was ...
know-it-all yapping range candlestick maker
  04/30/26
What happened to the pallets?
Bright doobsian school cafeteria messiness
  04/30/26
He dropped a few and they were scattered all over the street...
know-it-all yapping range candlestick maker
  04/30/26
What a retard. Were you saying ur client wasn’t that g...
vermilion boyish garrison windowlicker
  05/01/26
To be precise, We got the theft charge dropped at the prelim...
know-it-all yapping range candlestick maker
  05/01/26
How many people are out on the streets at 4 am in ski masks ...
vermilion boyish garrison windowlicker
  05/01/26
To be fair, this was in the winter, when temp was in the 30s...
know-it-all yapping range candlestick maker
  05/01/26
Post your closing argument text
Awkward gas station
  05/01/26
Don’t have one. I wrote out some bullet points that co...
know-it-all yapping range candlestick maker
  05/01/26
I initially read this as “prancing around the house&rd...
vermilion boyish garrison windowlicker
  05/01/26
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Aphrodisiac up-to-no-good boiling water private investor
  05/01/26
How do you describe reasonable doubt for the retarded proles...
Awkward gas station
  05/02/26
I wonder what % of white people own a ski mask vs % of nigge...
vermilion boyish garrison windowlicker
  05/01/26
The most prestigious per capita ski mask ownership discussio...
Aphrodisiac up-to-no-good boiling water private investor
  05/01/26
180
orchid box office regret
  05/01/26
180. I love forklift cases
drab address crotch
  05/01/26
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appetizing tanning salon
  04/30/26
How much do you get paid now? Can I hire you?
Vigorous alcoholic national sound barrier
  04/30/26
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Vigorous alcoholic national sound barrier
  05/01/26
just don't channel your outer EPAH. no one thinks of Kermit ...
Splenetic lettuce
  05/01/26
My throat has been hurting and I suspect it’s from all...
know-it-all yapping range candlestick maker
  05/01/26
Do you ever think you'll go private?
vermilion boyish garrison windowlicker
  05/01/26
Yeah, I may do it eventually but I just hate the idea of bei...
know-it-all yapping range candlestick maker
  05/01/26
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Aphrodisiac up-to-no-good boiling water private investor
  05/01/26
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vermilion boyish garrison windowlicker
  05/01/26
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Aphrodisiac up-to-no-good boiling water private investor
  05/01/26
Yea plus youre dumb and lazy and would fail miserably
razzle-dazzle greedy karate
  05/01/26
Shalom.
Aphrodisiac up-to-no-good boiling water private investor
  05/01/26
congrats!
At-the-ready gunner
  05/01/26
Ginger tea with honey!
orchid box office regret
  05/01/26
180
Aphrodisiac up-to-no-good boiling water private investor
  05/01/26
Looking forward to this, ty
know-it-all yapping range candlestick maker
  05/01/26
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Aphrodisiac up-to-no-good boiling water private investor
  05/01/26
Not sure how sterilizing your kid is gonna help w the trial
razzle-dazzle greedy karate
  05/01/26
Okay, I lol’d
Aphrodisiac up-to-no-good boiling water private investor
  05/01/26
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primrose bespoke alpha pisswyrm
  05/02/26


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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:19 PM
Author: know-it-all yapping range candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2betting#49851221)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:20 PM
Author: bronze home

3-5 current posters max has ever done a jury trial

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2betting#49851229)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:23 PM
Author: know-it-all yapping range candlestick maker

You guys do trials in SaAs Law, Ricky?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2betting#49851237)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 4:10 PM
Author: bronze home

Not Ricky, jewish darkness tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2betting#49857429)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 7:35 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac up-to-no-good boiling water private investor



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:32 PM
Author: drab address crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2betting#49851269)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:38 PM
Author: know-it-all yapping range candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2betting#49851296)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:13 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac up-to-no-good boiling water private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2betting#49858174)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:32 PM
Author: electric step-uncle's house

the elegant lisp, the sassy hand motions, all of it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2betting#49851271)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 6:07 PM
Author: primrose bespoke alpha pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2betting#49852359)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 7:36 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac up-to-no-good boiling water private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2betting#49857979)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 2:07 PM
Author: Sepia histrionic lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2betting#49854597)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:02 PM
Author: At-the-ready gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2betting#49858147)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:03 PM
Author: At-the-ready gunner

you forgot the WOC paralegal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2betting#49858148)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:06 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac up-to-no-good boiling water private investor

Flocks of stylish WoCs in business casual attire tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2betting#49858159)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 5:41 PM
Author: primrose bespoke alpha pisswyrm

https://imgur.com/a/does-she-know-xw1Aoz0

:-((( I'd be better off in a pine box, on a slow train back to Georgia than recalling that heady week.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2betting#49860142)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 5:48 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac up-to-no-good boiling water private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2betting#49860161)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:27 PM
Author: know-it-all yapping range candlestick maker

Just got the not guilty verdict. Pretty chill.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2betting#49852210)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:30 PM
Author: electric step-uncle's house

Did you hit the jury with dat "i'm gay" during closing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2betting#49852219)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:51 PM
Author: know-it-all yapping range candlestick maker

Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, in conclusion, I love men

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2betting#49852289)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:51 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac up-to-no-good boiling water private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2betting#49852293)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:53 PM
Author: orchid box office regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2betting#49852307)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 7:20 PM
Author: Infuriating Crackhouse Really Tough Guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2betting#49852622)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 6:06 PM
Author: primrose bespoke alpha pisswyrm

180!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2betting#49852357)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 10:27 PM
Author: drab address crotch

hell yeah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2betting#49852981)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 1:06 PM
Author: know-it-all yapping range candlestick maker

Attorney watching my closing said I TROUNCED the DA. It was a felony theft and vandalism where someone was seen on video driving a forklift through a fence into a business and taking pallets with the forklift lol. The video showed a guy with an orange vest, a ski mask and dark clothing. My client was found about an hour later 0.5 miles away on his escooter at 4 am wearing clothes matching that description.

There was also a security guard who ID’d my client as the guy. One issue was that the security guard got on the stand and didn’t really remember IDing my client and said he was far away and it was hard to see much

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2betting#49854517)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 2:11 PM
Author: Bright doobsian school cafeteria messiness

What happened to the pallets?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2betting#49854603)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 2:22 PM
Author: know-it-all yapping range candlestick maker

He dropped a few and they were scattered all over the street, then he tried to get another load on the forklift and just Left them on the side of the road lol. So he wasn’t successful in stealing them and there was no getaway vehicle/car to load the pallets onto caught on video

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2betting#49854623)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 11:50 AM
Author: vermilion boyish garrison windowlicker

What a retard. Were you saying ur client wasn’t that guy or it didn’t meet the elements of theft? Why didn’t DA bring criminal mischief charge

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2betting#49856810)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 12:05 PM
Author: know-it-all yapping range candlestick maker

To be precise, We got the theft charge dropped at the preliminary hearing (probable cause hearing) by the judge. So this trial was just for felony vandalism. My argument was that they got the wrong guy.

Additional facts in my favor :

my client was actually the second guy they stopped. The first guy was also wearing a ski mask and dark clothing but he had a yellow jacket. It was clearly different than the orange vest that could be seen in the video surveilllance , so they let the guy go. (He told officers he was going to work). I argued that had the police investigated a bit more they might have found a third or fourth guy wearing a similar working class uniform with a ski mask and orange vest because this was an industrial area, and maybe whoever committed this crime was wearing something that he knew would be inconspicuous

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2betting#49856848)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 12:37 PM
Author: vermilion boyish garrison windowlicker

How many people are out on the streets at 4 am in ski masks in Visalia, wtf is going on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2betting#49856911)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:00 PM
Author: know-it-all yapping range candlestick maker

To be fair, this was in the winter, when temp was in the 30s or early 40s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2betting#49856950)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:41 PM
Author: Awkward gas station

Post your closing argument text

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2betting#49857030)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 2:05 PM
Author: know-it-all yapping range candlestick maker

Don’t have one. I wrote out some bullet points that cover the reasonable doubts that I wanted to address and then I freestyled it from there my man. I always practice out loud a lot in the car and pacing around the house though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2betting#49857095)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 3:02 PM
Author: vermilion boyish garrison windowlicker

I initially read this as “prancing around the house”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2betting#49857244)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:13 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac up-to-no-good boiling water private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2betting#49858175)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 3:15 PM
Author: Awkward gas station

How do you describe reasonable doubt for the retarded proles

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2betting#49859824)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:58 PM
Author: vermilion boyish garrison windowlicker

I wonder what % of white people own a ski mask vs % of niggers that own one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2betting#49857084)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:14 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac up-to-no-good boiling water private investor

The most prestigious per capita ski mask ownership discussion board in the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2betting#49858176)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:02 PM
Author: orchid box office regret

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2betting#49856953)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 4:56 PM
Author: drab address crotch

180. I love forklift cases

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2betting#49857530)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 2:11 PM
Author: appetizing tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2betting#49854604)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 1:08 PM
Author: Vigorous alcoholic national sound barrier

How much do you get paid now? Can I hire you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2betting#49854522)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 11:43 AM
Author: Vigorous alcoholic national sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2betting#49856799)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 12:40 PM
Author: Splenetic lettuce

just don't channel your outer EPAH. no one thinks of Kermit The Frog and sees a top tier lawyer.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2betting#49856919)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 4:20 PM
Author: know-it-all yapping range candlestick maker

My throat has been hurting and I suspect it’s from all the talking in court and stress of trial. not to say that this was a really high pressure trial, but im usually exhausted for a couple days after… a comedown after all the adrenaline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2betting#49857452)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 5:17 PM
Author: vermilion boyish garrison windowlicker

Do you ever think you'll go private?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2betting#49857597)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 7:34 PM
Author: know-it-all yapping range candlestick maker

Yeah, I may do it eventually but I just hate the idea of being distracted and stressed out by business concerns. This way I get the pure majesty of the law, but the high caseload is a downside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2betting#49857972)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 7:34 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac up-to-no-good boiling water private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2betting#49857974)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: vermilion boyish garrison windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2betting#49858084)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 8:48 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac up-to-no-good boiling water private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2betting#49858108)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:07 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle greedy karate

Yea plus youre dumb and lazy and would fail miserably

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2betting#49858160)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:07 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac up-to-no-good boiling water private investor

Shalom.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2betting#49858162)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:03 PM
Author: At-the-ready gunner

congrats!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2betting#49858149)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:04 PM
Author: orchid box office regret

Ginger tea with honey!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2betting#49858150)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:05 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac up-to-no-good boiling water private investor

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2betting#49858156)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:36 PM
Author: know-it-all yapping range candlestick maker

Looking forward to this, ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2betting#49858226)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:36 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac up-to-no-good boiling water private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2betting#49858227)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:07 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle greedy karate

Not sure how sterilizing your kid is gonna help w the trial

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2betting#49858161)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:13 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac up-to-no-good boiling water private investor

Okay, I lol’d

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2betting#49858173)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 5:49 PM
Author: primrose bespoke alpha pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2betting#49860163)