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Closing argument time this morning. Inshallah I’ll channel my inner EPAH

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amethyst autistic macaca house
  04/29/26
3-5 current posters max has ever done a jury trial
Rambunctious Slippery University
  04/29/26
You guys do trials in SaAs Law, Ricky?
amethyst autistic macaca house
  04/29/26
Not Ricky, jewish darkness tp
Rambunctious Slippery University
  05/01/26
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bright massive prole
  05/01/26
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Aquamarine step-uncle's house sandwich
  04/29/26
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amethyst autistic macaca house
  04/29/26
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bright massive prole
  05/01/26
the elegant lisp, the sassy hand motions, all of it.
adventurous pervert hissy fit
  04/29/26
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Boyish French Tattoo Wrinkle
  04/29/26
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bright massive prole
  05/01/26
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dashing clear roast beef
  04/30/26
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Idiotic talented dopamine
  05/01/26
you forgot the WOC paralegal
Idiotic talented dopamine
  05/01/26
Flocks of stylish WoCs in business casual attire tp
bright massive prole
  05/01/26
https://imgur.com/a/does-she-know-xw1Aoz0 :-((( I'd be b...
Boyish French Tattoo Wrinkle
  05/02/26
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bright massive prole
  05/02/26
Just got the not guilty verdict. Pretty chill.
amethyst autistic macaca house
  04/29/26
Did you hit the jury with dat "i'm gay" during clo...
adventurous pervert hissy fit
  04/29/26
Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, in conclusion, I love men
amethyst autistic macaca house
  04/29/26
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bright massive prole
  04/29/26
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big emerald stage trump supporter
  04/29/26
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Ivory keepsake machete
  04/29/26
180!
Boyish French Tattoo Wrinkle
  04/29/26
hell yeah
Aquamarine step-uncle's house sandwich
  04/29/26
Attorney watching my closing said I TROUNCED the DA. It was ...
amethyst autistic macaca house
  04/30/26
What happened to the pallets?
Rose lascivious place of business piazza
  04/30/26
He dropped a few and they were scattered all over the street...
amethyst autistic macaca house
  04/30/26
What a retard. Were you saying ur client wasn’t that g...
Galvanic market
  05/01/26
To be precise, We got the theft charge dropped at the prelim...
amethyst autistic macaca house
  05/01/26
How many people are out on the streets at 4 am in ski masks ...
Galvanic market
  05/01/26
To be fair, this was in the winter, when temp was in the 30s...
amethyst autistic macaca house
  05/01/26
Post your closing argument text
fighting curious son of senegal brunch
  05/01/26
Don’t have one. I wrote out some bullet points that co...
amethyst autistic macaca house
  05/01/26
I initially read this as “prancing around the house&rd...
Galvanic market
  05/01/26
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bright massive prole
  05/01/26
How do you describe reasonable doubt for the retarded proles...
fighting curious son of senegal brunch
  05/02/26
I wonder what % of white people own a ski mask vs % of nigge...
Galvanic market
  05/01/26
The most prestigious per capita ski mask ownership discussio...
bright massive prole
  05/01/26
180
big emerald stage trump supporter
  05/01/26
180. I love forklift cases
Aquamarine step-uncle's house sandwich
  05/01/26
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Dun Kitchen Really Tough Guy
  04/30/26
How much do you get paid now? Can I hire you?
laughsome jade boistinker queen of the night
  04/30/26
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laughsome jade boistinker queen of the night
  05/01/26
just don't channel your outer EPAH. no one thinks of Kermit ...
razzmatazz crystalline stain newt
  05/01/26
My throat has been hurting and I suspect it’s from all...
amethyst autistic macaca house
  05/01/26
Do you ever think you'll go private?
Galvanic market
  05/01/26
Yeah, I may do it eventually but I just hate the idea of bei...
amethyst autistic macaca house
  05/01/26
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bright massive prole
  05/01/26
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Galvanic market
  05/01/26
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bright massive prole
  05/01/26
Yea plus youre dumb and lazy and would fail miserably
soul-stirring abusive rigpig
  05/01/26
Shalom.
bright massive prole
  05/01/26
congrats!
Idiotic talented dopamine
  05/01/26
Ginger tea with honey!
big emerald stage trump supporter
  05/01/26
180
bright massive prole
  05/01/26
Looking forward to this, ty
amethyst autistic macaca house
  05/01/26
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bright massive prole
  05/01/26
Not sure how sterilizing your kid is gonna help w the trial
soul-stirring abusive rigpig
  05/01/26
Okay, I lol’d
bright massive prole
  05/01/26
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Boyish French Tattoo Wrinkle
  05/02/26


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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:19 PM
Author: amethyst autistic macaca house



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:20 PM
Author: Rambunctious Slippery University

3-5 current posters max has ever done a jury trial

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2betting#49851229)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:23 PM
Author: amethyst autistic macaca house

You guys do trials in SaAs Law, Ricky?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2betting#49851237)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 4:10 PM
Author: Rambunctious Slippery University

Not Ricky, jewish darkness tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2betting#49857429)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 7:35 PM
Author: bright massive prole



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:32 PM
Author: Aquamarine step-uncle's house sandwich



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:38 PM
Author: amethyst autistic macaca house



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:13 PM
Author: bright massive prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2betting#49858174)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:32 PM
Author: adventurous pervert hissy fit

the elegant lisp, the sassy hand motions, all of it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2betting#49851271)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 6:07 PM
Author: Boyish French Tattoo Wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2betting#49852359)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 7:36 PM
Author: bright massive prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2betting#49857979)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 2:07 PM
Author: dashing clear roast beef



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:02 PM
Author: Idiotic talented dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2betting#49858147)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:03 PM
Author: Idiotic talented dopamine

you forgot the WOC paralegal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2betting#49858148)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:06 PM
Author: bright massive prole

Flocks of stylish WoCs in business casual attire tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2betting#49858159)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 5:41 PM
Author: Boyish French Tattoo Wrinkle

https://imgur.com/a/does-she-know-xw1Aoz0

:-((( I'd be better off in a pine box, on a slow train back to Georgia than recalling that heady week.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2betting#49860142)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 5:48 PM
Author: bright massive prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2betting#49860161)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:27 PM
Author: amethyst autistic macaca house

Just got the not guilty verdict. Pretty chill.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2betting#49852210)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:30 PM
Author: adventurous pervert hissy fit

Did you hit the jury with dat "i'm gay" during closing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2betting#49852219)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:51 PM
Author: amethyst autistic macaca house

Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, in conclusion, I love men

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2betting#49852289)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:51 PM
Author: bright massive prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2betting#49852293)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:53 PM
Author: big emerald stage trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2betting#49852307)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 7:20 PM
Author: Ivory keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2betting#49852622)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 6:06 PM
Author: Boyish French Tattoo Wrinkle

180!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2betting#49852357)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 10:27 PM
Author: Aquamarine step-uncle's house sandwich

hell yeah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2betting#49852981)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 1:06 PM
Author: amethyst autistic macaca house

Attorney watching my closing said I TROUNCED the DA. It was a felony theft and vandalism where someone was seen on video driving a forklift through a fence into a business and taking pallets with the forklift lol. The video showed a guy with an orange vest, a ski mask and dark clothing. My client was found about an hour later 0.5 miles away on his escooter at 4 am wearing clothes matching that description.

There was also a security guard who ID’d my client as the guy. One issue was that the security guard got on the stand and didn’t really remember IDing my client and said he was far away and it was hard to see much

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2betting#49854517)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 2:11 PM
Author: Rose lascivious place of business piazza

What happened to the pallets?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2betting#49854603)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 2:22 PM
Author: amethyst autistic macaca house

He dropped a few and they were scattered all over the street, then he tried to get another load on the forklift and just Left them on the side of the road lol. So he wasn’t successful in stealing them and there was no getaway vehicle/car to load the pallets onto caught on video

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2betting#49854623)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 11:50 AM
Author: Galvanic market

What a retard. Were you saying ur client wasn’t that guy or it didn’t meet the elements of theft? Why didn’t DA bring criminal mischief charge

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2betting#49856810)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 12:05 PM
Author: amethyst autistic macaca house

To be precise, We got the theft charge dropped at the preliminary hearing (probable cause hearing) by the judge. So this trial was just for felony vandalism. My argument was that they got the wrong guy.

Additional facts in my favor :

my client was actually the second guy they stopped. The first guy was also wearing a ski mask and dark clothing but he had a yellow jacket. It was clearly different than the orange vest that could be seen in the video surveilllance , so they let the guy go. (He told officers he was going to work). I argued that had the police investigated a bit more they might have found a third or fourth guy wearing a similar working class uniform with a ski mask and orange vest because this was an industrial area, and maybe whoever committed this crime was wearing something that he knew would be inconspicuous

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2betting#49856848)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 12:37 PM
Author: Galvanic market

How many people are out on the streets at 4 am in ski masks in Visalia, wtf is going on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2betting#49856911)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:00 PM
Author: amethyst autistic macaca house

To be fair, this was in the winter, when temp was in the 30s or early 40s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2betting#49856950)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:41 PM
Author: fighting curious son of senegal brunch

Post your closing argument text

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2betting#49857030)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 2:05 PM
Author: amethyst autistic macaca house

Don’t have one. I wrote out some bullet points that cover the reasonable doubts that I wanted to address and then I freestyled it from there my man. I always practice out loud a lot in the car and pacing around the house though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2betting#49857095)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 3:02 PM
Author: Galvanic market

I initially read this as “prancing around the house”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2betting#49857244)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:13 PM
Author: bright massive prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2betting#49858175)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 3:15 PM
Author: fighting curious son of senegal brunch

How do you describe reasonable doubt for the retarded proles

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2betting#49859824)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:58 PM
Author: Galvanic market

I wonder what % of white people own a ski mask vs % of niggers that own one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2betting#49857084)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:14 PM
Author: bright massive prole

The most prestigious per capita ski mask ownership discussion board in the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2betting#49858176)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:02 PM
Author: big emerald stage trump supporter

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2betting#49856953)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 4:56 PM
Author: Aquamarine step-uncle's house sandwich

180. I love forklift cases

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2betting#49857530)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 2:11 PM
Author: Dun Kitchen Really Tough Guy



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Date: April 30th, 2026 1:08 PM
Author: laughsome jade boistinker queen of the night

How much do you get paid now? Can I hire you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2betting#49854522)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 11:43 AM
Author: laughsome jade boistinker queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2betting#49856799)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 12:40 PM
Author: razzmatazz crystalline stain newt

just don't channel your outer EPAH. no one thinks of Kermit The Frog and sees a top tier lawyer.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2betting#49856919)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 4:20 PM
Author: amethyst autistic macaca house

My throat has been hurting and I suspect it’s from all the talking in court and stress of trial. not to say that this was a really high pressure trial, but im usually exhausted for a couple days after… a comedown after all the adrenaline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2betting#49857452)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 5:17 PM
Author: Galvanic market

Do you ever think you'll go private?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2betting#49857597)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 7:34 PM
Author: amethyst autistic macaca house

Yeah, I may do it eventually but I just hate the idea of being distracted and stressed out by business concerns. This way I get the pure majesty of the law, but the high caseload is a downside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2betting#49857972)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 7:34 PM
Author: bright massive prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2betting#49857974)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: Galvanic market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2betting#49858084)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 8:48 PM
Author: bright massive prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2betting#49858108)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:07 PM
Author: soul-stirring abusive rigpig

Yea plus youre dumb and lazy and would fail miserably

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2betting#49858160)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:07 PM
Author: bright massive prole

Shalom.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2betting#49858162)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:03 PM
Author: Idiotic talented dopamine

congrats!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2betting#49858149)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:04 PM
Author: big emerald stage trump supporter

Ginger tea with honey!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2betting#49858150)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:05 PM
Author: bright massive prole

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2betting#49858156)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:36 PM
Author: amethyst autistic macaca house

Looking forward to this, ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2betting#49858226)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:36 PM
Author: bright massive prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2betting#49858227)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:07 PM
Author: soul-stirring abusive rigpig

Not sure how sterilizing your kid is gonna help w the trial

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2betting#49858161)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:13 PM
Author: bright massive prole

Okay, I lol’d

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2betting#49858173)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 5:49 PM
Author: Boyish French Tattoo Wrinkle



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