\
  The most prestigious law school admissions discussion board in the world.
BackRefresh Options Favorite

HYPO: $1M tax free per year but you must never tip again

You will get $1M per year tax-free but you are NOT allowed t...
Multi-colored address legal warrant
  12/08/25
...
Multi-colored address legal warrant
  12/12/25
So just don't go to a restaurant. Done. Can I have the...
Jet patrolman point
  12/12/25
Do I get my 15 years of backpay?
Big-titted school
  12/12/25
...
180 salmon step-uncle's house
  12/17/25
...
arousing keepsake machete
  12/17/25
...
Big Garrison
  12/18/25
easy do all of my fine dining on trips to countries where...
Sepia vigorous fanboi
  12/12/25
You don't tip on takeout?
Multi-colored address legal warrant
  12/17/25
Fuck no People like you that are really into restaurant p...
Sepia vigorous fanboi
  12/17/25
everyone I've dated in the past 15 years has worked at a res...
Multi-colored address legal warrant
  12/17/25
Is Miss/Mrs. Piggy okay with you shelling out $500 on a bart...
translucent irate hunting ground
  12/17/25
Whether I find her attractive is completely irrelevant, beca...
Multi-colored address legal warrant
  12/18/25
You didn’t give yourself a bonus as a solo?
laughsome sadistic hospital headpube
  12/17/25
I never earned one.
Multi-colored address legal warrant
  12/18/25
lol
Cracking Gas Station Partner
  12/17/25
Nobody tipped on takeout before Covid. It is just a bizarre ...
laughsome sadistic hospital headpube
  12/17/25
...
Multi-colored address legal warrant
  12/17/25
100% instant yes. I wouldn't even really miss drinking at ba...
180 salmon step-uncle's house
  12/17/25
or you could go out with your wife and just not leave a tip....
out-of-control alpha idiot
  12/17/25
Or his wife could just leave the tip!
Cracking Gas Station Partner
  12/17/25
A key aspect of being part of a civilized society is doing w...
180 salmon step-uncle's house
  12/17/25
Without reopening the debate in re servers in most major cit...
out-of-control alpha idiot
  12/17/25
Fair enough re not reopening the debate about to what extent...
180 salmon step-uncle's house
  12/17/25
If you don't give free money to waiters for no reason, you'r...
drab clown
  12/17/25
Easy. I form an LLC and have it pick up the tab at restaura...
Marvelous hateful preventive strike plaza
  12/17/25
...
stirring affirmative action
  12/17/25
...
azure cuckold
  12/17/25
Now you're thinking like a lawyer.
thirsty doobsian sweet tailpipe national security agency
  12/17/25
...
Appetizing disgusting base halford
  12/17/25
now you're thinking like a lawyer!
Multi-colored address legal warrant
  12/17/25
...
Frum International Law Enforcement Agency Indian Lodge
  12/17/25
No, the downside risk is too great. 5 years a pauper…...
Provocative puppy
  12/17/25
wtf of course. i would just never go out to eat again.
Titillating pearl locale
  12/17/25
cr, better that restaurants get no business from you at all ...
drab clown
  12/17/25
wtf are you talking about i couldnt care less about giving t...
Titillating pearl locale
  12/17/25
Okay, but why refrain from going out to eat?
drab clown
  12/18/25
couldnt care less about going out to eat
Titillating pearl locale
  12/18/25
just move back to asia. easy
Sable vivacious volcanic crater
  12/17/25
XO JAPAN
out-of-control alpha idiot
  12/17/25
“Move back” you say
Provocative puppy
  12/17/25
are you not familiar with GGTPs arc on xo?
out-of-control alpha idiot
  12/17/25
...
Sable vivacious volcanic crater
  12/17/25
I am not!
Provocative puppy
  12/17/25
No because in this hypo I’d be fucked if I accidentall...
Amber house-broken striped hyena blood rage
  12/17/25


Poast new message in this thread



Reply Favorite

Date: December 8th, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: Multi-colored address legal warrant

You will get $1M per year tax-free but you are NOT allowed to tip. If there is a mandatory gratuity/autograt, you must ask for it to be removed every time and write $0.00 in the tip line. If they refuse to remove it, that's fine; the point is that you must ask. Everywhere else, you must tip $0.00. If you fail, you will spend the next five years living like benzo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2betting#49494485)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 12th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: Multi-colored address legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2betting#49505202)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 12th, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: Jet patrolman point

So just don't go to a restaurant.

Done.

Can I have the money direct deposited?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2betting#49505275)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 12th, 2025 5:42 PM
Author: Big-titted school

Do I get my 15 years of backpay?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2betting#49505343)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 17th, 2025 6:55 PM
Author: 180 salmon step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2betting#49517782)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 17th, 2025 8:30 PM
Author: arousing keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2betting#49517972)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 18th, 2025 2:50 PM
Author: Big Garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2betting#49519739)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 12th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: Sepia vigorous fanboi

easy

do all of my fine dining on trips to countries where tipping isn't practiced

in the us, eat at low end places and order takeout from mid-grade places.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2betting#49505358)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 17th, 2025 6:54 PM
Author: Multi-colored address legal warrant

You don't tip on takeout?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2betting#49517781)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 17th, 2025 7:23 PM
Author: Sepia vigorous fanboi

Fuck no

People like you that are really into restaurant people and tipping a lot are fucking losers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2betting#49517851)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 17th, 2025 9:40 PM
Author: Multi-colored address legal warrant

everyone I've dated in the past 15 years has worked at a restaurant. it's a shitty job.

case in point: the hot bartender at my local bar just turned 30, just got a dui, and is absolutely elated that she has about $500 in her christmas stocking at work. some loser told her he'll triple whatever her biggest tip is on friday, so I'm going to give her $500 on friday for christmas and we'll see if he pulls through. My bonus this year was close to $30,000--the first time I've ever gotten a bonus in my life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2betting#49518149)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 17th, 2025 10:52 PM
Author: translucent irate hunting ground

Is Miss/Mrs. Piggy okay with you shelling out $500 on a bartender you find hot?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2betting#49518375)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 18th, 2025 2:43 PM
Author: Multi-colored address legal warrant

Whether I find her attractive is completely irrelevant, because I'm extremely loyal and would never be with anyone besides my fiancee. I only point it out to distinguish her from the haggard lifers many bars employ.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2betting#49519720)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 17th, 2025 10:57 PM
Author: laughsome sadistic hospital headpube

You didn’t give yourself a bonus as a solo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2betting#49518382)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 18th, 2025 2:41 PM
Author: Multi-colored address legal warrant

I never earned one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2betting#49519713)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 17th, 2025 7:37 PM
Author: Cracking Gas Station Partner

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2betting#49517877)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 17th, 2025 9:06 PM
Author: laughsome sadistic hospital headpube

Nobody tipped on takeout before Covid. It is just a bizarre Covid holdover.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2betting#49518040)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 17th, 2025 6:54 PM
Author: Multi-colored address legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2betting#49517779)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 17th, 2025 6:56 PM
Author: 180 salmon step-uncle's house

100% instant yes. I wouldn't even really miss drinking at bars or eating at restaurants in the US.

My wife would be unhappy that we can't have "date night" at restaurants any longer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2betting#49517787)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 17th, 2025 7:23 PM
Author: out-of-control alpha idiot

or you could go out with your wife and just not leave a tip.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2betting#49517853)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 17th, 2025 7:37 PM
Author: Cracking Gas Station Partner

Or his wife could just leave the tip!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2betting#49517878)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 17th, 2025 8:17 PM
Author: 180 salmon step-uncle's house

A key aspect of being part of a civilized society is doing what you can to contribute to said civilized society, including by upholding social norms and conventions. Tipping at 99% of bars and sit-down restaurants is one such social norm. I'm not going to dine out at a restaurant where tipping is part of the social contract and not tip.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2betting#49517952)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 17th, 2025 9:41 PM
Author: out-of-control alpha idiot

Without reopening the debate in re servers in most major cities making $20+/hour and tips and not paying taxes and being grossly overpaid for their skills (or lack thereof), in this hypo you're getting $1mm/year, if the cost to you is that a handful of times/year you piss off a waiter, I think you take the deal. Your wife will understand.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2betting#49518153)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 17th, 2025 9:48 PM
Author: 180 salmon step-uncle's house

Fair enough re not reopening the debate about to what extent essentially mandatory 15+% tips are fraudlies. I'd still rather not eat out than eat out in the US where tipping is part of the deal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2betting#49518178)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 17th, 2025 9:47 PM
Author: drab clown

If you don't give free money to waiters for no reason, you're UNTHIVILITHED, he lisped. The THOCIAL CONTRACT!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2betting#49518171)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 17th, 2025 7:40 PM
Author: Marvelous hateful preventive strike plaza

Easy. I form an LLC and have it pick up the tab at restaurants.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2betting#49517884)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 17th, 2025 7:55 PM
Author: stirring affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2betting#49517908)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 17th, 2025 7:59 PM
Author: azure cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2betting#49517913)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 17th, 2025 8:25 PM
Author: thirsty doobsian sweet tailpipe national security agency

Now you're thinking like a lawyer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2betting#49517966)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 17th, 2025 8:30 PM
Author: Appetizing disgusting base halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2betting#49517971)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 17th, 2025 9:37 PM
Author: Multi-colored address legal warrant

now you're thinking like a lawyer!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2betting#49518132)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 17th, 2025 9:47 PM
Author: Frum International Law Enforcement Agency Indian Lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2betting#49518174)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 17th, 2025 8:29 PM
Author: Provocative puppy

No, the downside risk is too great. 5 years a pauper…

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2betting#49517969)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 17th, 2025 9:00 PM
Author: Titillating pearl locale

wtf of course. i would just never go out to eat again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2betting#49518028)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 17th, 2025 9:48 PM
Author: drab clown

cr, better that restaurants get no business from you at all instead of merely missing out on the tip!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2betting#49518177)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 17th, 2025 9:55 PM
Author: Titillating pearl locale

wtf are you talking about i couldnt care less about giving them business. Ill take the 1mm/yr!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2betting#49518195)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 18th, 2025 12:16 PM
Author: drab clown

Okay, but why refrain from going out to eat?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2betting#49519287)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 18th, 2025 12:17 PM
Author: Titillating pearl locale

couldnt care less about going out to eat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2betting#49519289)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 17th, 2025 9:42 PM
Author: Sable vivacious volcanic crater

just move back to asia. easy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2betting#49518155)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 17th, 2025 9:45 PM
Author: out-of-control alpha idiot

XO JAPAN

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2betting#49518163)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 17th, 2025 9:49 PM
Author: Provocative puppy

“Move back” you say

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2betting#49518180)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 17th, 2025 9:51 PM
Author: out-of-control alpha idiot

are you not familiar with GGTPs arc on xo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2betting#49518187)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 17th, 2025 10:37 PM
Author: Sable vivacious volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2betting#49518351)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 17th, 2025 11:16 PM
Author: Provocative puppy

I am not!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2betting#49518415)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 17th, 2025 9:56 PM
Author: Amber house-broken striped hyena blood rage

No because in this hypo I’d be fucked if I accidentally hit the wrong button on my phone. But otherwise yes, I would just have to give up sit down restaurants which wouldn’t be so bad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2betting#49518198)