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Closing argument time this morning. Inshallah I’ll channel my inner EPAH

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mewling drab dopamine
  04/29/26
3-5 current posters max has ever done a jury trial
Provocative dull halford library
  04/29/26
You guys do trials in SaAs Law, Ricky?
mewling drab dopamine
  04/29/26
Not Ricky, jewish darkness tp
Provocative dull halford library
  05/01/26
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Stimulating Sanctuary Fanboi
  05/01/26
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stirring market quadroon
  04/29/26
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mewling drab dopamine
  04/29/26
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Stimulating Sanctuary Fanboi
  05/01/26
the elegant lisp, the sassy hand motions, all of it.
self-absorbed excitant business firm
  04/29/26
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jade fighting church gaping
  04/29/26
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Stimulating Sanctuary Fanboi
  05/01/26
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Marvelous Newt Depressive
  04/30/26
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Sepia idiot station
  05/01/26
you forgot the WOC paralegal
Sepia idiot station
  05/01/26
Flocks of stylish WoCs in business casual attire tp
Stimulating Sanctuary Fanboi
  05/01/26
https://imgur.com/a/does-she-know-xw1Aoz0 :-((( I'd be b...
jade fighting church gaping
  05/02/26
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Stimulating Sanctuary Fanboi
  05/02/26
Just got the not guilty verdict. Pretty chill.
mewling drab dopamine
  04/29/26
Did you hit the jury with dat "i'm gay" during clo...
self-absorbed excitant business firm
  04/29/26
Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, in conclusion, I love men
mewling drab dopamine
  04/29/26
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Stimulating Sanctuary Fanboi
  04/29/26
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Twisted field hunting ground
  04/29/26
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Pea-brained Whorehouse Nibblets
  04/29/26
180!
jade fighting church gaping
  04/29/26
hell yeah
stirring market quadroon
  04/29/26
Attorney watching my closing said I TROUNCED the DA. It was ...
mewling drab dopamine
  04/30/26
What happened to the pallets?
Flushed pontificating principal's office cuckold
  04/30/26
He dropped a few and they were scattered all over the street...
mewling drab dopamine
  04/30/26
What a retard. Were you saying ur client wasn’t that g...
awkward shrine
  05/01/26
To be precise, We got the theft charge dropped at the prelim...
mewling drab dopamine
  05/01/26
How many people are out on the streets at 4 am in ski masks ...
awkward shrine
  05/01/26
To be fair, this was in the winter, when temp was in the 30s...
mewling drab dopamine
  05/01/26
Post your closing argument text
Stubborn Adventurous Range Organic Girlfriend
  05/01/26
Don’t have one. I wrote out some bullet points that co...
mewling drab dopamine
  05/01/26
I initially read this as “prancing around the house&rd...
awkward shrine
  05/01/26
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Stimulating Sanctuary Fanboi
  05/01/26
How do you describe reasonable doubt for the retarded proles...
Stubborn Adventurous Range Organic Girlfriend
  05/02/26
I wonder what % of white people own a ski mask vs % of nigge...
awkward shrine
  05/01/26
The most prestigious per capita ski mask ownership discussio...
Stimulating Sanctuary Fanboi
  05/01/26
180
Twisted field hunting ground
  05/01/26
180. I love forklift cases
stirring market quadroon
  05/01/26
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Odious lemon location
  04/30/26
How much do you get paid now? Can I hire you?
Seedy brindle candlestick maker
  04/30/26
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Seedy brindle candlestick maker
  05/01/26
just don't channel your outer EPAH. no one thinks of Kermit ...
Mildly Autistic Exhilarant Tanning Salon Windowlicker
  05/01/26
My throat has been hurting and I suspect it’s from all...
mewling drab dopamine
  05/01/26
Do you ever think you'll go private?
awkward shrine
  05/01/26
Yeah, I may do it eventually but I just hate the idea of bei...
mewling drab dopamine
  05/01/26
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Stimulating Sanctuary Fanboi
  05/01/26
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awkward shrine
  05/01/26
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Stimulating Sanctuary Fanboi
  05/01/26
Yea plus youre dumb and lazy and would fail miserably
blathering lascivious haunted graveyard
  05/01/26
Shalom.
Stimulating Sanctuary Fanboi
  05/01/26
congrats!
Sepia idiot station
  05/01/26
Ginger tea with honey!
Twisted field hunting ground
  05/01/26
180
Stimulating Sanctuary Fanboi
  05/01/26
Looking forward to this, ty
mewling drab dopamine
  05/01/26
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Stimulating Sanctuary Fanboi
  05/01/26
Not sure how sterilizing your kid is gonna help w the trial
blathering lascivious haunted graveyard
  05/01/26
Okay, I lol’d
Stimulating Sanctuary Fanboi
  05/01/26
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jade fighting church gaping
  05/02/26


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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:19 PM
Author: mewling drab dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2betting#49851221)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:20 PM
Author: Provocative dull halford library

3-5 current posters max has ever done a jury trial

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2betting#49851229)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:23 PM
Author: mewling drab dopamine

You guys do trials in SaAs Law, Ricky?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2betting#49851237)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 4:10 PM
Author: Provocative dull halford library

Not Ricky, jewish darkness tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2betting#49857429)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 7:35 PM
Author: Stimulating Sanctuary Fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2betting#49857978)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:32 PM
Author: stirring market quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2betting#49851269)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:38 PM
Author: mewling drab dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2betting#49851296)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:13 PM
Author: Stimulating Sanctuary Fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2betting#49858174)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:32 PM
Author: self-absorbed excitant business firm

the elegant lisp, the sassy hand motions, all of it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2betting#49851271)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 6:07 PM
Author: jade fighting church gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2betting#49852359)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 7:36 PM
Author: Stimulating Sanctuary Fanboi



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Date: April 30th, 2026 2:07 PM
Author: Marvelous Newt Depressive



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:02 PM
Author: Sepia idiot station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2betting#49858147)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:03 PM
Author: Sepia idiot station

you forgot the WOC paralegal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2betting#49858148)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:06 PM
Author: Stimulating Sanctuary Fanboi

Flocks of stylish WoCs in business casual attire tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2betting#49858159)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 5:41 PM
Author: jade fighting church gaping

https://imgur.com/a/does-she-know-xw1Aoz0

:-((( I'd be better off in a pine box, on a slow train back to Georgia than recalling that heady week.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2betting#49860142)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 5:48 PM
Author: Stimulating Sanctuary Fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2betting#49860161)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:27 PM
Author: mewling drab dopamine

Just got the not guilty verdict. Pretty chill.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2betting#49852210)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:30 PM
Author: self-absorbed excitant business firm

Did you hit the jury with dat "i'm gay" during closing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2betting#49852219)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:51 PM
Author: mewling drab dopamine

Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, in conclusion, I love men

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2betting#49852289)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:51 PM
Author: Stimulating Sanctuary Fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2betting#49852293)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:53 PM
Author: Twisted field hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2betting#49852307)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 7:20 PM
Author: Pea-brained Whorehouse Nibblets



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Date: April 29th, 2026 6:06 PM
Author: jade fighting church gaping

180!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2betting#49852357)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 10:27 PM
Author: stirring market quadroon

hell yeah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2betting#49852981)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 1:06 PM
Author: mewling drab dopamine

Attorney watching my closing said I TROUNCED the DA. It was a felony theft and vandalism where someone was seen on video driving a forklift through a fence into a business and taking pallets with the forklift lol. The video showed a guy with an orange vest, a ski mask and dark clothing. My client was found about an hour later 0.5 miles away on his escooter at 4 am wearing clothes matching that description.

There was also a security guard who ID’d my client as the guy. One issue was that the security guard got on the stand and didn’t really remember IDing my client and said he was far away and it was hard to see much

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2betting#49854517)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 2:11 PM
Author: Flushed pontificating principal's office cuckold

What happened to the pallets?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2betting#49854603)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 2:22 PM
Author: mewling drab dopamine

He dropped a few and they were scattered all over the street, then he tried to get another load on the forklift and just Left them on the side of the road lol. So he wasn’t successful in stealing them and there was no getaway vehicle/car to load the pallets onto caught on video

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2betting#49854623)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 11:50 AM
Author: awkward shrine

What a retard. Were you saying ur client wasn’t that guy or it didn’t meet the elements of theft? Why didn’t DA bring criminal mischief charge

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2betting#49856810)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 12:05 PM
Author: mewling drab dopamine

To be precise, We got the theft charge dropped at the preliminary hearing (probable cause hearing) by the judge. So this trial was just for felony vandalism. My argument was that they got the wrong guy.

Additional facts in my favor :

my client was actually the second guy they stopped. The first guy was also wearing a ski mask and dark clothing but he had a yellow jacket. It was clearly different than the orange vest that could be seen in the video surveilllance , so they let the guy go. (He told officers he was going to work). I argued that had the police investigated a bit more they might have found a third or fourth guy wearing a similar working class uniform with a ski mask and orange vest because this was an industrial area, and maybe whoever committed this crime was wearing something that he knew would be inconspicuous

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2betting#49856848)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 12:37 PM
Author: awkward shrine

How many people are out on the streets at 4 am in ski masks in Visalia, wtf is going on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2betting#49856911)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:00 PM
Author: mewling drab dopamine

To be fair, this was in the winter, when temp was in the 30s or early 40s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2betting#49856950)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:41 PM
Author: Stubborn Adventurous Range Organic Girlfriend

Post your closing argument text

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2betting#49857030)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 2:05 PM
Author: mewling drab dopamine

Don’t have one. I wrote out some bullet points that cover the reasonable doubts that I wanted to address and then I freestyled it from there my man. I always practice out loud a lot in the car and pacing around the house though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2betting#49857095)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 3:02 PM
Author: awkward shrine

I initially read this as “prancing around the house”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2betting#49857244)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:13 PM
Author: Stimulating Sanctuary Fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2betting#49858175)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 3:15 PM
Author: Stubborn Adventurous Range Organic Girlfriend

How do you describe reasonable doubt for the retarded proles

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2betting#49859824)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:58 PM
Author: awkward shrine

I wonder what % of white people own a ski mask vs % of niggers that own one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2betting#49857084)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:14 PM
Author: Stimulating Sanctuary Fanboi

The most prestigious per capita ski mask ownership discussion board in the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2betting#49858176)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:02 PM
Author: Twisted field hunting ground

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2betting#49856953)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 4:56 PM
Author: stirring market quadroon

180. I love forklift cases

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2betting#49857530)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 2:11 PM
Author: Odious lemon location



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Date: April 30th, 2026 1:08 PM
Author: Seedy brindle candlestick maker

How much do you get paid now? Can I hire you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2betting#49854522)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 11:43 AM
Author: Seedy brindle candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2betting#49856799)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 12:40 PM
Author: Mildly Autistic Exhilarant Tanning Salon Windowlicker

just don't channel your outer EPAH. no one thinks of Kermit The Frog and sees a top tier lawyer.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2betting#49856919)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 4:20 PM
Author: mewling drab dopamine

My throat has been hurting and I suspect it’s from all the talking in court and stress of trial. not to say that this was a really high pressure trial, but im usually exhausted for a couple days after… a comedown after all the adrenaline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2betting#49857452)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 5:17 PM
Author: awkward shrine

Do you ever think you'll go private?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2betting#49857597)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 7:34 PM
Author: mewling drab dopamine

Yeah, I may do it eventually but I just hate the idea of being distracted and stressed out by business concerns. This way I get the pure majesty of the law, but the high caseload is a downside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2betting#49857972)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 7:34 PM
Author: Stimulating Sanctuary Fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2betting#49857974)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: awkward shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2betting#49858084)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 8:48 PM
Author: Stimulating Sanctuary Fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2betting#49858108)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:07 PM
Author: blathering lascivious haunted graveyard

Yea plus youre dumb and lazy and would fail miserably

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2betting#49858160)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:07 PM
Author: Stimulating Sanctuary Fanboi

Shalom.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2betting#49858162)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:03 PM
Author: Sepia idiot station

congrats!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2betting#49858149)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:04 PM
Author: Twisted field hunting ground

Ginger tea with honey!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2betting#49858150)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:05 PM
Author: Stimulating Sanctuary Fanboi

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2betting#49858156)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:36 PM
Author: mewling drab dopamine

Looking forward to this, ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2betting#49858226)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:36 PM
Author: Stimulating Sanctuary Fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2betting#49858227)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:07 PM
Author: blathering lascivious haunted graveyard

Not sure how sterilizing your kid is gonna help w the trial

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2betting#49858161)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:13 PM
Author: Stimulating Sanctuary Fanboi

Okay, I lol’d

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2betting#49858173)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 5:49 PM
Author: jade fighting church gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2betting#49860163)