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Closing argument time this morning. Inshallah I’ll channel my inner EPAH

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Racy salmon whorehouse love of her life
  04/29/26
3-5 current posters max has ever done a jury trial
boyish balding toilet seat psychic
  04/29/26
You guys do trials in SaAs Law, Ricky?
Racy salmon whorehouse love of her life
  04/29/26
Not Ricky, jewish darkness tp
boyish balding toilet seat psychic
  05/01/26
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Rusted histrionic spot
  05/01/26
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Sticky prole police squad
  04/29/26
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Racy salmon whorehouse love of her life
  04/29/26
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Rusted histrionic spot
  05/01/26
the elegant lisp, the sassy hand motions, all of it.
Dun cowardly ceo
  04/29/26
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Zombie-like Cuckold Boltzmann
  04/29/26
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Rusted histrionic spot
  05/01/26
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Spectacular Glassy Rigor Fortuitous Meteor
  04/30/26
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Haunting Location Death Wish
  05/01/26
you forgot the WOC paralegal
Haunting Location Death Wish
  05/01/26
Flocks of stylish WoCs in business casual attire tp
Rusted histrionic spot
  05/01/26
https://imgur.com/a/does-she-know-xw1Aoz0 :-((( I'd be b...
Zombie-like Cuckold Boltzmann
  05/02/26
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Rusted histrionic spot
  05/02/26
Just got the not guilty verdict. Pretty chill.
Racy salmon whorehouse love of her life
  04/29/26
Did you hit the jury with dat "i'm gay" during clo...
Dun cowardly ceo
  04/29/26
Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, in conclusion, I love men
Racy salmon whorehouse love of her life
  04/29/26
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Rusted histrionic spot
  04/29/26
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Bonkers Pearly Church
  04/29/26
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Provocative Snowy Point
  04/29/26
180!
Zombie-like Cuckold Boltzmann
  04/29/26
hell yeah
Sticky prole police squad
  04/29/26
Attorney watching my closing said I TROUNCED the DA. It was ...
Racy salmon whorehouse love of her life
  04/30/26
What happened to the pallets?
aromatic cruise ship
  04/30/26
He dropped a few and they were scattered all over the street...
Racy salmon whorehouse love of her life
  04/30/26
What a retard. Were you saying ur client wasn’t that g...
Confused Newt Range
  05/01/26
To be precise, We got the theft charge dropped at the prelim...
Racy salmon whorehouse love of her life
  05/01/26
How many people are out on the streets at 4 am in ski masks ...
Confused Newt Range
  05/01/26
To be fair, this was in the winter, when temp was in the 30s...
Racy salmon whorehouse love of her life
  05/01/26
Post your closing argument text
Crystalline Cerebral Piazza
  05/01/26
Don’t have one. I wrote out some bullet points that co...
Racy salmon whorehouse love of her life
  05/01/26
I initially read this as “prancing around the house&rd...
Confused Newt Range
  05/01/26
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Rusted histrionic spot
  05/01/26
How do you describe reasonable doubt for the retarded proles...
Crystalline Cerebral Piazza
  05/02/26
I wonder what % of white people own a ski mask vs % of nigge...
Confused Newt Range
  05/01/26
The most prestigious per capita ski mask ownership discussio...
Rusted histrionic spot
  05/01/26
180
Bonkers Pearly Church
  05/01/26
180. I love forklift cases
Sticky prole police squad
  05/01/26
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Azure Tanning Salon
  04/30/26
How much do you get paid now? Can I hire you?
floppy quadroon scourge upon the earth
  04/30/26
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floppy quadroon scourge upon the earth
  05/01/26
just don't channel your outer EPAH. no one thinks of Kermit ...
Peach Aphrodisiac Rehab Black Woman
  05/01/26
My throat has been hurting and I suspect it’s from all...
Racy salmon whorehouse love of her life
  05/01/26
Do you ever think you'll go private?
Confused Newt Range
  05/01/26
Yeah, I may do it eventually but I just hate the idea of bei...
Racy salmon whorehouse love of her life
  05/01/26
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Rusted histrionic spot
  05/01/26
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Confused Newt Range
  05/01/26
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Rusted histrionic spot
  05/01/26
Yea plus youre dumb and lazy and would fail miserably
beady-eyed step-uncle's house
  05/01/26
Shalom.
Rusted histrionic spot
  05/01/26
congrats!
Haunting Location Death Wish
  05/01/26
Ginger tea with honey!
Bonkers Pearly Church
  05/01/26
180
Rusted histrionic spot
  05/01/26
Looking forward to this, ty
Racy salmon whorehouse love of her life
  05/01/26
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Rusted histrionic spot
  05/01/26
Not sure how sterilizing your kid is gonna help w the trial
beady-eyed step-uncle's house
  05/01/26
Okay, I lol’d
Rusted histrionic spot
  05/01/26
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Zombie-like Cuckold Boltzmann
  05/02/26


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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:19 PM
Author: Racy salmon whorehouse love of her life



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:20 PM
Author: boyish balding toilet seat psychic

3-5 current posters max has ever done a jury trial

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2betting#49851229)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:23 PM
Author: Racy salmon whorehouse love of her life

You guys do trials in SaAs Law, Ricky?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2betting#49851237)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 4:10 PM
Author: boyish balding toilet seat psychic

Not Ricky, jewish darkness tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2betting#49857429)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 7:35 PM
Author: Rusted histrionic spot



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:32 PM
Author: Sticky prole police squad



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:38 PM
Author: Racy salmon whorehouse love of her life



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:13 PM
Author: Rusted histrionic spot



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:32 PM
Author: Dun cowardly ceo

the elegant lisp, the sassy hand motions, all of it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2betting#49851271)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 6:07 PM
Author: Zombie-like Cuckold Boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2betting#49852359)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 7:36 PM
Author: Rusted histrionic spot



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Date: April 30th, 2026 2:07 PM
Author: Spectacular Glassy Rigor Fortuitous Meteor



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:02 PM
Author: Haunting Location Death Wish



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:03 PM
Author: Haunting Location Death Wish

you forgot the WOC paralegal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2betting#49858148)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:06 PM
Author: Rusted histrionic spot

Flocks of stylish WoCs in business casual attire tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2betting#49858159)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 5:41 PM
Author: Zombie-like Cuckold Boltzmann

https://imgur.com/a/does-she-know-xw1Aoz0

:-((( I'd be better off in a pine box, on a slow train back to Georgia than recalling that heady week.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2betting#49860142)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 5:48 PM
Author: Rusted histrionic spot



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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:27 PM
Author: Racy salmon whorehouse love of her life

Just got the not guilty verdict. Pretty chill.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2betting#49852210)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:30 PM
Author: Dun cowardly ceo

Did you hit the jury with dat "i'm gay" during closing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2betting#49852219)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:51 PM
Author: Racy salmon whorehouse love of her life

Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, in conclusion, I love men

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2betting#49852289)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:51 PM
Author: Rusted histrionic spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2betting#49852293)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:53 PM
Author: Bonkers Pearly Church



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Date: April 29th, 2026 7:20 PM
Author: Provocative Snowy Point



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Date: April 29th, 2026 6:06 PM
Author: Zombie-like Cuckold Boltzmann

180!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2betting#49852357)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 10:27 PM
Author: Sticky prole police squad

hell yeah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2betting#49852981)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 1:06 PM
Author: Racy salmon whorehouse love of her life

Attorney watching my closing said I TROUNCED the DA. It was a felony theft and vandalism where someone was seen on video driving a forklift through a fence into a business and taking pallets with the forklift lol. The video showed a guy with an orange vest, a ski mask and dark clothing. My client was found about an hour later 0.5 miles away on his escooter at 4 am wearing clothes matching that description.

There was also a security guard who ID’d my client as the guy. One issue was that the security guard got on the stand and didn’t really remember IDing my client and said he was far away and it was hard to see much

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2betting#49854517)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 2:11 PM
Author: aromatic cruise ship

What happened to the pallets?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2betting#49854603)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 2:22 PM
Author: Racy salmon whorehouse love of her life

He dropped a few and they were scattered all over the street, then he tried to get another load on the forklift and just Left them on the side of the road lol. So he wasn’t successful in stealing them and there was no getaway vehicle/car to load the pallets onto caught on video

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2betting#49854623)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 11:50 AM
Author: Confused Newt Range

What a retard. Were you saying ur client wasn’t that guy or it didn’t meet the elements of theft? Why didn’t DA bring criminal mischief charge

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2betting#49856810)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 12:05 PM
Author: Racy salmon whorehouse love of her life

To be precise, We got the theft charge dropped at the preliminary hearing (probable cause hearing) by the judge. So this trial was just for felony vandalism. My argument was that they got the wrong guy.

Additional facts in my favor :

my client was actually the second guy they stopped. The first guy was also wearing a ski mask and dark clothing but he had a yellow jacket. It was clearly different than the orange vest that could be seen in the video surveilllance , so they let the guy go. (He told officers he was going to work). I argued that had the police investigated a bit more they might have found a third or fourth guy wearing a similar working class uniform with a ski mask and orange vest because this was an industrial area, and maybe whoever committed this crime was wearing something that he knew would be inconspicuous

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2betting#49856848)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 12:37 PM
Author: Confused Newt Range

How many people are out on the streets at 4 am in ski masks in Visalia, wtf is going on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2betting#49856911)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:00 PM
Author: Racy salmon whorehouse love of her life

To be fair, this was in the winter, when temp was in the 30s or early 40s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2betting#49856950)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:41 PM
Author: Crystalline Cerebral Piazza

Post your closing argument text

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2betting#49857030)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 2:05 PM
Author: Racy salmon whorehouse love of her life

Don’t have one. I wrote out some bullet points that cover the reasonable doubts that I wanted to address and then I freestyled it from there my man. I always practice out loud a lot in the car and pacing around the house though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2betting#49857095)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 3:02 PM
Author: Confused Newt Range

I initially read this as “prancing around the house”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2betting#49857244)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:13 PM
Author: Rusted histrionic spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2betting#49858175)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 3:15 PM
Author: Crystalline Cerebral Piazza

How do you describe reasonable doubt for the retarded proles

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2betting#49859824)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:58 PM
Author: Confused Newt Range

I wonder what % of white people own a ski mask vs % of niggers that own one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2betting#49857084)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:14 PM
Author: Rusted histrionic spot

The most prestigious per capita ski mask ownership discussion board in the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2betting#49858176)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:02 PM
Author: Bonkers Pearly Church

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2betting#49856953)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 4:56 PM
Author: Sticky prole police squad

180. I love forklift cases

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2betting#49857530)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 2:11 PM
Author: Azure Tanning Salon



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Date: April 30th, 2026 1:08 PM
Author: floppy quadroon scourge upon the earth

How much do you get paid now? Can I hire you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2betting#49854522)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 11:43 AM
Author: floppy quadroon scourge upon the earth



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Date: May 1st, 2026 12:40 PM
Author: Peach Aphrodisiac Rehab Black Woman

just don't channel your outer EPAH. no one thinks of Kermit The Frog and sees a top tier lawyer.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2betting#49856919)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 4:20 PM
Author: Racy salmon whorehouse love of her life

My throat has been hurting and I suspect it’s from all the talking in court and stress of trial. not to say that this was a really high pressure trial, but im usually exhausted for a couple days after… a comedown after all the adrenaline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2betting#49857452)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 5:17 PM
Author: Confused Newt Range

Do you ever think you'll go private?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2betting#49857597)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 7:34 PM
Author: Racy salmon whorehouse love of her life

Yeah, I may do it eventually but I just hate the idea of being distracted and stressed out by business concerns. This way I get the pure majesty of the law, but the high caseload is a downside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2betting#49857972)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 7:34 PM
Author: Rusted histrionic spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2betting#49857974)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: Confused Newt Range



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Date: May 1st, 2026 8:48 PM
Author: Rusted histrionic spot



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:07 PM
Author: beady-eyed step-uncle's house

Yea plus youre dumb and lazy and would fail miserably

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2betting#49858160)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:07 PM
Author: Rusted histrionic spot

Shalom.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2betting#49858162)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:03 PM
Author: Haunting Location Death Wish

congrats!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2betting#49858149)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:04 PM
Author: Bonkers Pearly Church

Ginger tea with honey!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2betting#49858150)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:05 PM
Author: Rusted histrionic spot

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2betting#49858156)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:36 PM
Author: Racy salmon whorehouse love of her life

Looking forward to this, ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2betting#49858226)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:36 PM
Author: Rusted histrionic spot



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:07 PM
Author: beady-eyed step-uncle's house

Not sure how sterilizing your kid is gonna help w the trial

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2betting#49858161)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:13 PM
Author: Rusted histrionic spot

Okay, I lol’d

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2betting#49858173)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 5:49 PM
Author: Zombie-like Cuckold Boltzmann



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