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Closing argument time this morning. Inshallah I’ll channel my inner EPAH

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spectacular up-to-no-good heaven
  04/29/26
3-5 current posters max has ever done a jury trial
Irate Hall Party Of The First Part
  04/29/26
You guys do trials in SaAs Law, Ricky?
spectacular up-to-no-good heaven
  04/29/26
Not Ricky, jewish darkness tp
Irate Hall Party Of The First Part
  05/01/26
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Hideous corn cake
  05/01/26
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Carmine Thriller Knife Cuckold
  04/29/26
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spectacular up-to-no-good heaven
  04/29/26
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Hideous corn cake
  05/01/26
the elegant lisp, the sassy hand motions, all of it.
Crusty overrated haunted graveyard
  04/29/26
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Comical gaping
  04/29/26
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Hideous corn cake
  05/01/26
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razzmatazz self-absorbed immigrant
  04/30/26
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Fighting locus friendly grandma
  05/01/26
you forgot the WOC paralegal
Fighting locus friendly grandma
  05/01/26
Flocks of stylish WoCs in business casual attire tp
Hideous corn cake
  05/01/26
https://imgur.com/a/does-she-know-xw1Aoz0 :-((( I'd be b...
Comical gaping
  05/02/26
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Hideous corn cake
  05/02/26
Just got the not guilty verdict. Pretty chill.
spectacular up-to-no-good heaven
  04/29/26
Did you hit the jury with dat "i'm gay" during clo...
Crusty overrated haunted graveyard
  04/29/26
Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, in conclusion, I love men
spectacular up-to-no-good heaven
  04/29/26
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Hideous corn cake
  04/29/26
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Saffron contagious fat ankles
  04/29/26
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Disturbing Razzle-dazzle Hell Sound Barrier
  04/29/26
180!
Comical gaping
  04/29/26
hell yeah
Carmine Thriller Knife Cuckold
  04/29/26
Attorney watching my closing said I TROUNCED the DA. It was ...
spectacular up-to-no-good heaven
  04/30/26
What happened to the pallets?
Nudist Cobalt Hairy Legs
  04/30/26
He dropped a few and they were scattered all over the street...
spectacular up-to-no-good heaven
  04/30/26
What a retard. Were you saying ur client wasn’t that g...
Glittery stage halford
  05/01/26
To be precise, We got the theft charge dropped at the prelim...
spectacular up-to-no-good heaven
  05/01/26
How many people are out on the streets at 4 am in ski masks ...
Glittery stage halford
  05/01/26
To be fair, this was in the winter, when temp was in the 30s...
spectacular up-to-no-good heaven
  05/01/26
Post your closing argument text
Diverse double fault
  05/01/26
Don’t have one. I wrote out some bullet points that co...
spectacular up-to-no-good heaven
  05/01/26
I initially read this as “prancing around the house&rd...
Glittery stage halford
  05/01/26
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Hideous corn cake
  05/01/26
How do you describe reasonable doubt for the retarded proles...
Diverse double fault
  05/02/26
I wonder what % of white people own a ski mask vs % of nigge...
Glittery stage halford
  05/01/26
The most prestigious per capita ski mask ownership discussio...
Hideous corn cake
  05/01/26
180
Saffron contagious fat ankles
  05/01/26
180. I love forklift cases
Carmine Thriller Knife Cuckold
  05/01/26
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apoplectic citrine abode patrolman
  04/30/26
How much do you get paid now? Can I hire you?
Zombie-like den
  04/30/26
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Zombie-like den
  05/01/26
just don't channel your outer EPAH. no one thinks of Kermit ...
lascivious rose keepsake machete
  05/01/26
My throat has been hurting and I suspect it’s from all...
spectacular up-to-no-good heaven
  05/01/26
Do you ever think you'll go private?
Glittery stage halford
  05/01/26
Yeah, I may do it eventually but I just hate the idea of bei...
spectacular up-to-no-good heaven
  05/01/26
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Hideous corn cake
  05/01/26
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Glittery stage halford
  05/01/26
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Hideous corn cake
  05/01/26
Yea plus youre dumb and lazy and would fail miserably
Aquamarine Curious Set Turdskin
  05/01/26
Shalom.
Hideous corn cake
  05/01/26
congrats!
Fighting locus friendly grandma
  05/01/26
Ginger tea with honey!
Saffron contagious fat ankles
  05/01/26
180
Hideous corn cake
  05/01/26
Looking forward to this, ty
spectacular up-to-no-good heaven
  05/01/26
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Hideous corn cake
  05/01/26
Not sure how sterilizing your kid is gonna help w the trial
Aquamarine Curious Set Turdskin
  05/01/26
Okay, I lol’d
Hideous corn cake
  05/01/26
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Comical gaping
  05/02/26


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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:19 PM
Author: spectacular up-to-no-good heaven



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:20 PM
Author: Irate Hall Party Of The First Part

3-5 current posters max has ever done a jury trial

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2betting#49851229)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:23 PM
Author: spectacular up-to-no-good heaven

You guys do trials in SaAs Law, Ricky?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2betting#49851237)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 4:10 PM
Author: Irate Hall Party Of The First Part

Not Ricky, jewish darkness tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2betting#49857429)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 7:35 PM
Author: Hideous corn cake



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:32 PM
Author: Carmine Thriller Knife Cuckold



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:38 PM
Author: spectacular up-to-no-good heaven



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:13 PM
Author: Hideous corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2betting#49858174)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:32 PM
Author: Crusty overrated haunted graveyard

the elegant lisp, the sassy hand motions, all of it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2betting#49851271)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 6:07 PM
Author: Comical gaping



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Date: May 1st, 2026 7:36 PM
Author: Hideous corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2betting#49857979)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 2:07 PM
Author: razzmatazz self-absorbed immigrant



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:02 PM
Author: Fighting locus friendly grandma



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:03 PM
Author: Fighting locus friendly grandma

you forgot the WOC paralegal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2betting#49858148)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:06 PM
Author: Hideous corn cake

Flocks of stylish WoCs in business casual attire tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2betting#49858159)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 5:41 PM
Author: Comical gaping

https://imgur.com/a/does-she-know-xw1Aoz0

:-((( I'd be better off in a pine box, on a slow train back to Georgia than recalling that heady week.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2betting#49860142)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 5:48 PM
Author: Hideous corn cake



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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:27 PM
Author: spectacular up-to-no-good heaven

Just got the not guilty verdict. Pretty chill.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2betting#49852210)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:30 PM
Author: Crusty overrated haunted graveyard

Did you hit the jury with dat "i'm gay" during closing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2betting#49852219)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:51 PM
Author: spectacular up-to-no-good heaven

Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, in conclusion, I love men

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2betting#49852289)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:51 PM
Author: Hideous corn cake



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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:53 PM
Author: Saffron contagious fat ankles



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Date: April 29th, 2026 7:20 PM
Author: Disturbing Razzle-dazzle Hell Sound Barrier



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Date: April 29th, 2026 6:06 PM
Author: Comical gaping

180!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2betting#49852357)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 10:27 PM
Author: Carmine Thriller Knife Cuckold

hell yeah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2betting#49852981)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 1:06 PM
Author: spectacular up-to-no-good heaven

Attorney watching my closing said I TROUNCED the DA. It was a felony theft and vandalism where someone was seen on video driving a forklift through a fence into a business and taking pallets with the forklift lol. The video showed a guy with an orange vest, a ski mask and dark clothing. My client was found about an hour later 0.5 miles away on his escooter at 4 am wearing clothes matching that description.

There was also a security guard who ID’d my client as the guy. One issue was that the security guard got on the stand and didn’t really remember IDing my client and said he was far away and it was hard to see much

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2betting#49854517)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 2:11 PM
Author: Nudist Cobalt Hairy Legs

What happened to the pallets?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2betting#49854603)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 2:22 PM
Author: spectacular up-to-no-good heaven

He dropped a few and they were scattered all over the street, then he tried to get another load on the forklift and just Left them on the side of the road lol. So he wasn’t successful in stealing them and there was no getaway vehicle/car to load the pallets onto caught on video

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2betting#49854623)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 11:50 AM
Author: Glittery stage halford

What a retard. Were you saying ur client wasn’t that guy or it didn’t meet the elements of theft? Why didn’t DA bring criminal mischief charge

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2betting#49856810)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 12:05 PM
Author: spectacular up-to-no-good heaven

To be precise, We got the theft charge dropped at the preliminary hearing (probable cause hearing) by the judge. So this trial was just for felony vandalism. My argument was that they got the wrong guy.

Additional facts in my favor :

my client was actually the second guy they stopped. The first guy was also wearing a ski mask and dark clothing but he had a yellow jacket. It was clearly different than the orange vest that could be seen in the video surveilllance , so they let the guy go. (He told officers he was going to work). I argued that had the police investigated a bit more they might have found a third or fourth guy wearing a similar working class uniform with a ski mask and orange vest because this was an industrial area, and maybe whoever committed this crime was wearing something that he knew would be inconspicuous

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2betting#49856848)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 12:37 PM
Author: Glittery stage halford

How many people are out on the streets at 4 am in ski masks in Visalia, wtf is going on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2betting#49856911)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:00 PM
Author: spectacular up-to-no-good heaven

To be fair, this was in the winter, when temp was in the 30s or early 40s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2betting#49856950)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:41 PM
Author: Diverse double fault

Post your closing argument text

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2betting#49857030)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 2:05 PM
Author: spectacular up-to-no-good heaven

Don’t have one. I wrote out some bullet points that cover the reasonable doubts that I wanted to address and then I freestyled it from there my man. I always practice out loud a lot in the car and pacing around the house though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2betting#49857095)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 3:02 PM
Author: Glittery stage halford

I initially read this as “prancing around the house”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2betting#49857244)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:13 PM
Author: Hideous corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2betting#49858175)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 3:15 PM
Author: Diverse double fault

How do you describe reasonable doubt for the retarded proles

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2betting#49859824)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:58 PM
Author: Glittery stage halford

I wonder what % of white people own a ski mask vs % of niggers that own one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2betting#49857084)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:14 PM
Author: Hideous corn cake

The most prestigious per capita ski mask ownership discussion board in the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2betting#49858176)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:02 PM
Author: Saffron contagious fat ankles

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2betting#49856953)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 4:56 PM
Author: Carmine Thriller Knife Cuckold

180. I love forklift cases

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2betting#49857530)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 2:11 PM
Author: apoplectic citrine abode patrolman



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Date: April 30th, 2026 1:08 PM
Author: Zombie-like den

How much do you get paid now? Can I hire you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2betting#49854522)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 11:43 AM
Author: Zombie-like den



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Date: May 1st, 2026 12:40 PM
Author: lascivious rose keepsake machete

just don't channel your outer EPAH. no one thinks of Kermit The Frog and sees a top tier lawyer.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2betting#49856919)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 4:20 PM
Author: spectacular up-to-no-good heaven

My throat has been hurting and I suspect it’s from all the talking in court and stress of trial. not to say that this was a really high pressure trial, but im usually exhausted for a couple days after… a comedown after all the adrenaline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2betting#49857452)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 5:17 PM
Author: Glittery stage halford

Do you ever think you'll go private?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2betting#49857597)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 7:34 PM
Author: spectacular up-to-no-good heaven

Yeah, I may do it eventually but I just hate the idea of being distracted and stressed out by business concerns. This way I get the pure majesty of the law, but the high caseload is a downside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2betting#49857972)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 7:34 PM
Author: Hideous corn cake



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Date: May 1st, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: Glittery stage halford



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Date: May 1st, 2026 8:48 PM
Author: Hideous corn cake



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:07 PM
Author: Aquamarine Curious Set Turdskin

Yea plus youre dumb and lazy and would fail miserably

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2betting#49858160)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:07 PM
Author: Hideous corn cake

Shalom.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2betting#49858162)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:03 PM
Author: Fighting locus friendly grandma

congrats!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2betting#49858149)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:04 PM
Author: Saffron contagious fat ankles

Ginger tea with honey!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2betting#49858150)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:05 PM
Author: Hideous corn cake

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2betting#49858156)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:36 PM
Author: spectacular up-to-no-good heaven

Looking forward to this, ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2betting#49858226)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:36 PM
Author: Hideous corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2betting#49858227)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:07 PM
Author: Aquamarine Curious Set Turdskin

Not sure how sterilizing your kid is gonna help w the trial

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2betting#49858161)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:13 PM
Author: Hideous corn cake

Okay, I lol’d

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2betting#49858173)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 5:49 PM
Author: Comical gaping



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