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Archive of XO-original Seinfeld scripts ITT

Pls paste links to ones not yet here: One social taboo Se...
at-the-ready shimmering faggot firefighter death wish
  07/17/22
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canary tantric private investor
  07/17/22
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Cracking orchid karate
  07/17/22
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marvelous cerise base legal warrant
  07/18/22
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at-the-ready shimmering faggot firefighter death wish
  09/29/22
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at-the-ready shimmering faggot firefighter death wish
  01/07/23
Seinfeld episode where they discuss vaxxed ppl at risk due t...
offensive blue lettuce tank
  01/07/23
Seinfeld skit where they discuss rebunking the lab leak theo...
offensive blue lettuce tank
  01/07/23
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marvelous cerise base legal warrant
  01/09/23
crossing state lines http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread...
Plum box office trust fund
  01/09/23
George's parents dealing with COVID restrictions: http://...
Plum box office trust fund
  01/09/23
Smelly pussy http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=...
diverse chestnut gas station
  03/18/23
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at-the-ready shimmering faggot firefighter death wish
  05/05/23
Financing a burrito: http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread...
Plum box office trust fund
  05/05/23
Seinfeld episode where Kramer claims he can hear colors afte...
aromatic self-absorbed telephone center
  05/05/23
http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341734&fo...
Magenta concupiscible house
  06/01/23
Antisemite Duke Students Walk Out Of Seinfeld’s Commen...
insanely creepy office
  08/22/24
Seinfeld episode where George has a chance to date Sigourney...
insanely creepy office
  08/22/24
Dating a dumb German girl https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?...
insanely creepy office
  08/22/24
Gabby Petito disappearance: https://xoxohth.com/thread.ph...
Maniacal balding boltzmann shitlib
  08/22/24
Seinfeld episode where Kramer lists Jerry's car on turo h...
insanely creepy office
  08/23/24
Seinfeld episode where they discuss people getting disinvite...
insanely creepy office
  08/23/24
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insanely creepy office
  08/23/24
Seinfeld episode where Puddy disgusts Elaine by supporting T...
insanely creepy office
  08/23/24
Seinfeld episode where Kramer defends SVB rescue as not a ba...
insanely creepy office
  08/23/24
Apple picking plot ideas https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?t...
insanely creepy office
  09/28/24
Seinfeld episode where Kramer is caught posting on Nude Afri...
Adulterous National Security Agency
  09/28/24
this seemed good but was underperformance imo for evan 39. i...
cobalt stimulating police squad space
  09/28/24
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at-the-ready shimmering faggot firefighter death wish
  02/17/25
Kramer gets a job at DOGE and eliminates Newman's job htt...
insanely creepy office
  03/02/25
Yankees Charlie Kirk memorial https://xoxohth.com/thread.ph...
insanely creepy office
  09/18/25
Bad news guys, we can’t do these anymore - ya see, &ld...
'"'"''"
  06/11/26
actually the xo Seinfeld scripts I've seen are 10000x funnie...
fuck her right in the pussy
  06/11/26


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Date: July 17th, 2022 11:27 PM
Author: at-the-ready shimmering faggot firefighter death wish

Pls paste links to ones not yet here:

One social taboo Seinfeld never grappled with…

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1859449&mc=66&forum_id=2

George dates Sigourney Weaver:

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4934319&mc=24&forum_id=2

Kramer gets stolen cane from longshoreman Joe Sestak:

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4289339&mc=46&forum_id=2

America has become corrupt:

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4937270&mc=52&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2betting#44868423)



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Date: July 17th, 2022 11:31 PM
Author: canary tantric private investor



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Date: July 17th, 2022 11:39 PM
Author: Cracking orchid karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2betting#44868471)



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Date: July 18th, 2022 9:47 AM
Author: marvelous cerise base legal warrant



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Date: September 29th, 2022 4:59 AM
Author: at-the-ready shimmering faggot firefighter death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2betting#45249162)



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Date: January 7th, 2023 3:12 PM
Author: at-the-ready shimmering faggot firefighter death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2betting#45756151)



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Date: January 7th, 2023 3:18 PM
Author: offensive blue lettuce tank

Seinfeld episode where they discuss vaxxed ppl at risk due to unvaxxed

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4917605&mc=56&forum_id=2#43289940

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2betting#45756181)



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Date: January 7th, 2023 3:23 PM
Author: offensive blue lettuce tank

Seinfeld skit where they discuss rebunking the lab leak theory

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4841553&mc=52&forum_id=2#42512210

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2betting#45756204)



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Date: January 9th, 2023 11:37 AM
Author: marvelous cerise base legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2betting#45763622)



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Date: January 9th, 2023 11:41 AM
Author: Plum box office trust fund

crossing state lines

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4965019&mc=51&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2betting#45763649)



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Date: January 9th, 2023 11:51 AM
Author: Plum box office trust fund

George's parents dealing with COVID restrictions:

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4752891&forum_id=2#41849573

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2betting#45763708)



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Date: March 18th, 2023 3:03 AM
Author: diverse chestnut gas station

Smelly pussy

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4910333&mc=11&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2betting#46067659)



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Date: May 5th, 2023 2:15 AM
Author: at-the-ready shimmering faggot firefighter death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2betting#46272406)



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Date: May 5th, 2023 7:46 AM
Author: Plum box office trust fund

Financing a burrito:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5320001&mc=33&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2betting#46272571)



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Date: May 5th, 2023 7:58 AM
Author: aromatic self-absorbed telephone center

Seinfeld episode where Kramer claims he can hear colors after the COVID vax: http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4925973&forum_id=2#43156148



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2betting#46272589)



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Date: June 1st, 2023 10:34 AM
Author: Magenta concupiscible house

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341734&forum_id=2#46325486

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2betting#46378768)



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Date: August 22nd, 2024 11:47 PM
Author: insanely creepy office

Antisemite Duke Students Walk Out Of Seinfeld’s Commencement Speech

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527812&mc=75&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2betting#47997060)



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Date: August 22nd, 2024 11:48 PM
Author: insanely creepy office

Seinfeld episode where George has a chance to date Sigourney Weaver, but...

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4934319&mc=38&forum_id=2#43211214

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2betting#47997067)



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Date: August 22nd, 2024 11:49 PM
Author: insanely creepy office

Dating a dumb German girl

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5579033&mc=34&forum_id=2#47984000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2betting#47997070)



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Date: August 22nd, 2024 11:52 PM
Author: Maniacal balding boltzmann shitlib

Gabby Petito disappearance:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4926480&mc=44&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2betting#47997080)



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Date: August 23rd, 2024 12:09 AM
Author: insanely creepy office

Seinfeld episode where Kramer lists Jerry's car on turo

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5168286&mc=19&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2betting#47997105)



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Date: August 23rd, 2024 12:10 AM
Author: insanely creepy office

Seinfeld episode where they discuss people getting disinvited to Obama’s party

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4895547&mc=51&forum_id=2#42918676

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2betting#47997108)



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Date: August 23rd, 2024 12:14 AM
Author: insanely creepy office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2betting#47997115)



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Date: August 23rd, 2024 12:18 AM
Author: insanely creepy office

Seinfeld episode where Puddy disgusts Elaine by supporting TX vs Biden

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5481708&mc=47&forum_id=2#47334089

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2betting#47997120)



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Date: August 23rd, 2024 1:07 AM
Author: insanely creepy office

Seinfeld episode where Kramer defends SVB rescue as not a bailout

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5305630&mc=37&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2betting#47997262)



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Date: September 28th, 2024 12:29 AM
Author: insanely creepy office

Apple picking plot ideas

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5600347&mc=17&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2betting#48139494)



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Date: September 28th, 2024 2:35 AM
Author: Adulterous National Security Agency

Seinfeld episode where Kramer is caught posting on Nude Africa

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5598336&mc=34&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2betting#48139604)



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Date: September 28th, 2024 2:44 AM
Author: cobalt stimulating police squad space

this seemed good but was underperformance imo for evan 39. its mechanical exercise for evan its social commentary (interracial observations) with a modern twist (nude africa website) theres a internal reference (callback joke to mulatto lady) and usurp expectations (kramer being shameless) for parable ending (to brainwash the sitcom audience opinion on acceptability of interracial)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2betting#48139607)



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Date: February 17th, 2025 8:04 PM
Author: at-the-ready shimmering faggot firefighter death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2betting#48669891)



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Date: March 2nd, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: insanely creepy office

Kramer gets a job at DOGE and eliminates Newman's job

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5676099

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2betting#48707645)



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Date: September 18th, 2025 11:53 AM
Author: insanely creepy office

Yankees Charlie Kirk memorial

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5772059&mc=32&forum_id=2#49252715

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2betting#49281272)



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Date: June 11th, 2026 8:33 PM
Author: '"'"''"

Bad news guys, we can’t do these anymore - ya see, “fuck her right in the pussy” tp (HILARIOUS 2014 reference moniker btw! definitely a guy with an AMAZEBALLS sense of humor! 😂) says Seinfeld is overrated! *jackoff motion*

https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5873073&mc=95&forum_id=2



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2betting#49932234)



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Date: June 11th, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: fuck her right in the pussy

actually the xo Seinfeld scripts I've seen are 10000x funnier than the show

you know what else was pretty funny was that AI Seinfeld Twitch stream, "Nothing, Forever"

and this moniker is from way back when FHRITP was a thing, sorry you hate throwbacks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2betting#49932244)