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HYPO: $1M tax free per year but you must never tip again

You will get $1M per year tax-free but you are NOT allowed t...
rose wonderful university
  12/08/25
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rose wonderful university
  12/12/25
So just don't go to a restaurant. Done. Can I have the...
white library potus
  12/12/25
Do I get my 15 years of backpay?
diverse cruel-hearted resort cumskin
  12/12/25
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vigorous abnormal scourge upon the earth
  12/17/25
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demanding thriller house
  12/17/25
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Godawful coiffed doctorate
  12/18/25
easy do all of my fine dining on trips to countries where...
swashbuckling french chef hairy legs
  12/12/25
You don't tip on takeout?
rose wonderful university
  12/17/25
Fuck no People like you that are really into restaurant p...
swashbuckling french chef hairy legs
  12/17/25
everyone I've dated in the past 15 years has worked at a res...
rose wonderful university
  12/17/25
Is Miss/Mrs. Piggy okay with you shelling out $500 on a bart...
Shimmering dashing prole queen of the night
  12/17/25
Whether I find her attractive is completely irrelevant, beca...
rose wonderful university
  12/18/25
You didn’t give yourself a bonus as a solo?
Heady Friendly Grandma Wagecucks
  12/17/25
I never earned one.
rose wonderful university
  12/18/25
lol
Cerise Harsh Property Rigor
  12/17/25
Nobody tipped on takeout before Covid. It is just a bizarre ...
Heady Friendly Grandma Wagecucks
  12/17/25
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rose wonderful university
  12/17/25
100% instant yes. I wouldn't even really miss drinking at ba...
vigorous abnormal scourge upon the earth
  12/17/25
or you could go out with your wife and just not leave a tip....
blathering elastic band
  12/17/25
Or his wife could just leave the tip!
Cerise Harsh Property Rigor
  12/17/25
A key aspect of being part of a civilized society is doing w...
vigorous abnormal scourge upon the earth
  12/17/25
Without reopening the debate in re servers in most major cit...
blathering elastic band
  12/17/25
Fair enough re not reopening the debate about to what extent...
vigorous abnormal scourge upon the earth
  12/17/25
If you don't give free money to waiters for no reason, you'r...
Cracking parlor
  12/17/25
Easy. I form an LLC and have it pick up the tab at restaura...
Sepia School Cafeteria Patrolman
  12/17/25
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motley juggernaut dragon
  12/17/25
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Cream know-it-all faggotry
  12/17/25
Now you're thinking like a lawyer.
Buff nofapping meetinghouse
  12/17/25
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Multi-colored stage digit ratio
  12/17/25
now you're thinking like a lawyer!
rose wonderful university
  12/17/25
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haunting green mental disorder
  12/17/25
No, the downside risk is too great. 5 years a pauper…...
adulterous goyim ladyboy
  12/17/25
wtf of course. i would just never go out to eat again.
Yapping associate
  12/17/25
cr, better that restaurants get no business from you at all ...
Cracking parlor
  12/17/25
wtf are you talking about i couldnt care less about giving t...
Yapping associate
  12/17/25
Okay, but why refrain from going out to eat?
Cracking parlor
  12/18/25
couldnt care less about going out to eat
Yapping associate
  12/18/25
just move back to asia. easy
shivering translucent new version parlour
  12/17/25
XO JAPAN
blathering elastic band
  12/17/25
“Move back” you say
adulterous goyim ladyboy
  12/17/25
are you not familiar with GGTPs arc on xo?
blathering elastic band
  12/17/25
...
shivering translucent new version parlour
  12/17/25
I am not!
adulterous goyim ladyboy
  12/17/25
No because in this hypo I’d be fucked if I accidentall...
Burgundy twinkling uncleanness filthpig
  12/17/25


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Date: December 8th, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: rose wonderful university

You will get $1M per year tax-free but you are NOT allowed to tip. If there is a mandatory gratuity/autograt, you must ask for it to be removed every time and write $0.00 in the tip line. If they refuse to remove it, that's fine; the point is that you must ask. Everywhere else, you must tip $0.00. If you fail, you will spend the next five years living like benzo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2betting#49494485)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: rose wonderful university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2betting#49505202)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: white library potus

So just don't go to a restaurant.

Done.

Can I have the money direct deposited?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2betting#49505275)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:42 PM
Author: diverse cruel-hearted resort cumskin

Do I get my 15 years of backpay?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2betting#49505343)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 6:55 PM
Author: vigorous abnormal scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2betting#49517782)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:30 PM
Author: demanding thriller house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2betting#49517972)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 2:50 PM
Author: Godawful coiffed doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2betting#49519739)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: swashbuckling french chef hairy legs

easy

do all of my fine dining on trips to countries where tipping isn't practiced

in the us, eat at low end places and order takeout from mid-grade places.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2betting#49505358)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 6:54 PM
Author: rose wonderful university

You don't tip on takeout?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2betting#49517781)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:23 PM
Author: swashbuckling french chef hairy legs

Fuck no

People like you that are really into restaurant people and tipping a lot are fucking losers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2betting#49517851)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:40 PM
Author: rose wonderful university

everyone I've dated in the past 15 years has worked at a restaurant. it's a shitty job.

case in point: the hot bartender at my local bar just turned 30, just got a dui, and is absolutely elated that she has about $500 in her christmas stocking at work. some loser told her he'll triple whatever her biggest tip is on friday, so I'm going to give her $500 on friday for christmas and we'll see if he pulls through. My bonus this year was close to $30,000--the first time I've ever gotten a bonus in my life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2betting#49518149)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:52 PM
Author: Shimmering dashing prole queen of the night

Is Miss/Mrs. Piggy okay with you shelling out $500 on a bartender you find hot?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2betting#49518375)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 2:43 PM
Author: rose wonderful university

Whether I find her attractive is completely irrelevant, because I'm extremely loyal and would never be with anyone besides my fiancee. I only point it out to distinguish her from the haggard lifers many bars employ.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2betting#49519720)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:57 PM
Author: Heady Friendly Grandma Wagecucks

You didn’t give yourself a bonus as a solo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2betting#49518382)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 2:41 PM
Author: rose wonderful university

I never earned one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2betting#49519713)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:37 PM
Author: Cerise Harsh Property Rigor

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2betting#49517877)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:06 PM
Author: Heady Friendly Grandma Wagecucks

Nobody tipped on takeout before Covid. It is just a bizarre Covid holdover.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2betting#49518040)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 6:54 PM
Author: rose wonderful university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2betting#49517779)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 6:56 PM
Author: vigorous abnormal scourge upon the earth

100% instant yes. I wouldn't even really miss drinking at bars or eating at restaurants in the US.

My wife would be unhappy that we can't have "date night" at restaurants any longer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2betting#49517787)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:23 PM
Author: blathering elastic band

or you could go out with your wife and just not leave a tip.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2betting#49517853)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:37 PM
Author: Cerise Harsh Property Rigor

Or his wife could just leave the tip!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2betting#49517878)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:17 PM
Author: vigorous abnormal scourge upon the earth

A key aspect of being part of a civilized society is doing what you can to contribute to said civilized society, including by upholding social norms and conventions. Tipping at 99% of bars and sit-down restaurants is one such social norm. I'm not going to dine out at a restaurant where tipping is part of the social contract and not tip.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2betting#49517952)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:41 PM
Author: blathering elastic band

Without reopening the debate in re servers in most major cities making $20+/hour and tips and not paying taxes and being grossly overpaid for their skills (or lack thereof), in this hypo you're getting $1mm/year, if the cost to you is that a handful of times/year you piss off a waiter, I think you take the deal. Your wife will understand.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2betting#49518153)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:48 PM
Author: vigorous abnormal scourge upon the earth

Fair enough re not reopening the debate about to what extent essentially mandatory 15+% tips are fraudlies. I'd still rather not eat out than eat out in the US where tipping is part of the deal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2betting#49518178)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:47 PM
Author: Cracking parlor

If you don't give free money to waiters for no reason, you're UNTHIVILITHED, he lisped. The THOCIAL CONTRACT!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2betting#49518171)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:40 PM
Author: Sepia School Cafeteria Patrolman

Easy. I form an LLC and have it pick up the tab at restaurants.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2betting#49517884)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:55 PM
Author: motley juggernaut dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2betting#49517908)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:59 PM
Author: Cream know-it-all faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2betting#49517913)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:25 PM
Author: Buff nofapping meetinghouse

Now you're thinking like a lawyer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2betting#49517966)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:30 PM
Author: Multi-colored stage digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2betting#49517971)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:37 PM
Author: rose wonderful university

now you're thinking like a lawyer!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2betting#49518132)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:47 PM
Author: haunting green mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2betting#49518174)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:29 PM
Author: adulterous goyim ladyboy

No, the downside risk is too great. 5 years a pauper…

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2betting#49517969)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:00 PM
Author: Yapping associate

wtf of course. i would just never go out to eat again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2betting#49518028)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:48 PM
Author: Cracking parlor

cr, better that restaurants get no business from you at all instead of merely missing out on the tip!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2betting#49518177)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:55 PM
Author: Yapping associate

wtf are you talking about i couldnt care less about giving them business. Ill take the 1mm/yr!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2betting#49518195)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:16 PM
Author: Cracking parlor

Okay, but why refrain from going out to eat?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2betting#49519287)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:17 PM
Author: Yapping associate

couldnt care less about going out to eat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2betting#49519289)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:42 PM
Author: shivering translucent new version parlour

just move back to asia. easy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2betting#49518155)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:45 PM
Author: blathering elastic band

XO JAPAN

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2betting#49518163)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:49 PM
Author: adulterous goyim ladyboy

“Move back” you say

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2betting#49518180)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:51 PM
Author: blathering elastic band

are you not familiar with GGTPs arc on xo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2betting#49518187)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:37 PM
Author: shivering translucent new version parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2betting#49518351)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:16 PM
Author: adulterous goyim ladyboy

I am not!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2betting#49518415)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:56 PM
Author: Burgundy twinkling uncleanness filthpig

No because in this hypo I’d be fucked if I accidentally hit the wrong button on my phone. But otherwise yes, I would just have to give up sit down restaurants which wouldn’t be so bad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2betting#49518198)