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a day in the life of a Snail: an original XO Choose Your Own Adventure Novel

You don't have any work today because you basically only wor...
Fragrant vengeful den
  12/29/15
b!
floppy swollen preventive strike sex offender
  12/29/15
C
Cyan Cracking Institution
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c
buff sweet tailpipe
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a
Beta titillating headpube idiot
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a
translucent shitlib garrison
  12/29/15
Next chapter please
floppy swollen preventive strike sex offender
  12/29/15
I can', A & B ar tied :(
Fragrant vengeful den
  12/29/15
...
gold voyeur ticket booth
  12/29/15
Fine I change my vote to A.
floppy swollen preventive strike sex offender
  12/29/15
a provides nutrition and wont let you starve
Aquamarine legal warrant community account
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gold voyeur ticket booth
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?
Aquamarine legal warrant community account
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...
gold voyeur ticket booth
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You lug the turkey chili home as you wonder what it would fe...
Fragrant vengeful den
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...
gold voyeur ticket booth
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c for sure
Aquamarine legal warrant community account
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C
translucent shitlib garrison
  12/29/15
c
burgundy yapping address
  12/29/15
Xo
Cyan Cracking Institution
  12/29/15
chaturbate
bossy sepia senate affirmative action
  12/30/15
C!
floppy swollen preventive strike sex offender
  12/29/15
NEXT CHAPTER
floppy swollen preventive strike sex offender
  12/29/15
everyone in this thread unzips.
Shaky Hyperactive Depressive Scourge Upon The Earth
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...
gold voyeur ticket booth
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...
Cyan Cracking Institution
  12/29/15
Did they turn off Snailmo's electricity?
burgundy yapping address
  12/29/15
no, i think he found a job, and a girlfriend
hyperventilating hospital coldplay fan
  12/29/15
lol ouch
lascivious church athletic conference
  12/30/15
he is busy doing tinychat
Aquamarine legal warrant community account
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...
Dead Copper Hall Telephone
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...
gold voyeur ticket booth
  12/30/15
Topic has amazing potential.
Ivory meetinghouse
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You log into chaturbate in order to watch a session of some ...
Fragrant vengeful den
  12/30/15
2
lascivious church athletic conference
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I choose 2, sounds like a great opportunity to bash BOOMER s...
Ivory meetinghouse
  12/30/15
police
bossy sepia senate affirmative action
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1
translucent shitlib garrison
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lol r u like a genderfuluid snail or sth
Cyan Cracking Institution
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...
Cyan Cracking Institution
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4 and 180
burgundy yapping address
  12/30/15
Wake up and post please.
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Cyan Cracking Institution
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18000000000000000000000000000000000
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dun concupiscible point
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next chapter please!
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Date: December 29th, 2015 9:54 PM
Author: Fragrant vengeful den

You don't have any work today because you basically only work two days out of seven at most. Instead, you are at the local grocery store, pondering how to use your EBT card.

Snow falls to the ground outside as you wish you could drink yourself silly, fall into a snow pile, and never wake up. The store has a pungent odor that one naturally associates with inner-city grocery stores.

Everything in the store reminds you that CAPITALISM is bullshit FRAUD AND LIES where proles fucking SCAVENGE to live when faggot parasite bankers and lawyers and eating out to celebrate RAPING this country and everyone in it. Kill all elites by tearing their limbs off with horses and their families too.

Anyways, you only have enough remaining on your EBT to purchase one of the three products on sale:

a) six cans of turkey chili

b) two liters of diet coke

c) a bunch of bananas

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2betting#29480960)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 9:56 PM
Author: floppy swollen preventive strike sex offender

b!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2betting#29480979)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 11:15 PM
Author: Cyan Cracking Institution

C

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2betting#29481594)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 9:55 PM
Author: gold voyeur ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2betting#29480970)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 9:56 PM
Author: buff sweet tailpipe

c

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2betting#29480973)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 9:56 PM
Author: Beta titillating headpube idiot

a

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2betting#29480975)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 9:57 PM
Author: translucent shitlib garrison

a

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2betting#29480989)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:11 PM
Author: floppy swollen preventive strike sex offender

Next chapter please

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2betting#29481133)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:15 PM
Author: Fragrant vengeful den

I can', A & B ar tied :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2betting#29481164)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:20 PM
Author: gold voyeur ticket booth



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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:21 PM
Author: floppy swollen preventive strike sex offender

Fine I change my vote to A.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2betting#29481216)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:22 PM
Author: Aquamarine legal warrant community account

a

provides nutrition and wont let you starve

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2betting#29481222)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:23 PM
Author: gold voyeur ticket booth



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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:30 PM
Author: Aquamarine legal warrant community account

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2betting#29481285)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:31 PM
Author: gold voyeur ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2betting#29481289)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:30 PM
Author: Fragrant vengeful den

You lug the turkey chili home as you wonder what it would feel like if you shoved it all up your ass. Your death would be a slightly less humiliating than your actual "life".

Once you get home, you throw it all and start smacking it open with your broken can opener. It's broken because you got it from the Dollar Tree a year ago and you use it all the fucking time because you're too fucking depressed to cook FUCK OBAMA'S AMERICA.

After microwaving it, you douse it in tabasco sauce that you STOLE from Chipotle because LLJL fuck those shitlib faggots, it's so 180 to go at peak hour and just fucking steal sauce. You hope you get arrested one day because at least jail provides life structure.

While eating, you have four tabs open on the computer. None of them are XO. Which do you go on while eating your SHITchili

a) facebook

b) ashemaletv

c) chaturbate

d) drudgereport

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2betting#29481288)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:31 PM
Author: gold voyeur ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2betting#29481296)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:32 PM
Author: Aquamarine legal warrant community account

c for sure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2betting#29481299)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:33 PM
Author: translucent shitlib garrison

C

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2betting#29481311)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:56 PM
Author: burgundy yapping address

c

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2betting#29481436)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 11:16 PM
Author: Cyan Cracking Institution

Xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2betting#29481600)



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Date: December 30th, 2015 12:58 AM
Author: bossy sepia senate affirmative action

chaturbate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2betting#29482189)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:31 PM
Author: floppy swollen preventive strike sex offender

C!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2betting#29481291)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:51 PM
Author: floppy swollen preventive strike sex offender

NEXT CHAPTER

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2betting#29481403)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 11:00 PM
Author: Shaky Hyperactive Depressive Scourge Upon The Earth

everyone in this thread unzips.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2betting#29481469)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 11:15 PM
Author: gold voyeur ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2betting#29481596)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 11:14 PM
Author: Cyan Cracking Institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2betting#29481589)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 11:33 PM
Author: burgundy yapping address

Did they turn off Snailmo's electricity?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2betting#29481713)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 11:39 PM
Author: hyperventilating hospital coldplay fan

no, i think he found a job, and a girlfriend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2betting#29481748)



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Date: December 30th, 2015 12:41 AM
Author: lascivious church athletic conference

lol ouch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2betting#29482097)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 11:47 PM
Author: Aquamarine legal warrant community account

he is busy doing tinychat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2betting#29481804)



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Date: December 30th, 2015 12:38 AM
Author: Dead Copper Hall Telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2betting#29482070)



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Date: December 30th, 2015 12:39 AM
Author: gold voyeur ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2betting#29482079)



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Date: December 30th, 2015 12:40 AM
Author: Ivory meetinghouse

Topic has amazing potential.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2betting#29482091)



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Date: December 30th, 2015 1:01 AM
Author: Fragrant vengeful den

You log into chaturbate in order to watch a session of some dude that you've been following since you found his pictures on a /pol/ thread describing how DEGENERATE transexuals are. JFC shitlibs are really disgusting just trying to shove all of this trans shit down our throat. fuck Obama, we should drag out all media FAGGOTS from their home like that 180000 scene in the Dark Knight Arises where Bane39 takes over Gotham.

You shovel turkey chili in your mouth and you can't help stop thinking about Benzo's asshole and retching, so you put it away for a bit.

Instead, you decide to FURIOUSLY stroke your SPERMWYRM to the long-haired crossdresser on the stream as he seductively WIGGLES his puckered BUTTHOLE.

It is enjoyable and you can see the light at the end of the tunnel, until something horrifying pops out of his shirt. He has BREASTS now. Your wyrm reddens and shrinkens as you realize that he is now identifying as a "she" and has become taking hormones. In disgust, you throw off your Beats!(tm) headphones (they were a gift) and close the window. You zip up your pants angrily as yet another fine day RUINED by libs.

You decide to research more possible career paths that you will never accomplish while you finish your chili. What do you research?

1) Military

2) Police

3) Education

4) Computer Science

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2betting#29482203)



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Date: December 30th, 2015 1:03 AM
Author: lascivious church athletic conference

2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2betting#29482210)



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Date: December 30th, 2015 1:03 AM
Author: Ivory meetinghouse

I choose 2, sounds like a great opportunity to bash BOOMER scum.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2betting#29482211)



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Date: December 30th, 2015 1:08 AM
Author: bossy sepia senate affirmative action

police

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2betting#29482227)



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Date: December 30th, 2015 1:09 AM
Author: translucent shitlib garrison

1

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2betting#29482232)



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Date: December 30th, 2015 1:49 AM
Author: Cyan Cracking Institution

lol r u like a genderfuluid snail or sth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2betting#29482337)



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Date: January 2nd, 2016 2:50 PM
Author: Cyan Cracking Institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2betting#29505583)



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Date: December 30th, 2015 2:02 AM
Author: burgundy yapping address

4 and 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2betting#29482377)



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Date: December 30th, 2015 11:26 AM
Author: burgundy yapping address

Wake up and post please.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2betting#29483717)



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Date: December 30th, 2015 11:10 PM
Author: Cyan Cracking Institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2betting#29488970)



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Date: January 11th, 2016 10:55 AM
Author: sadistic arousing alpha

18000000000000000000000000000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2betting#29570485)



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Date: November 5th, 2020 8:16 AM
Author: dun concupiscible point



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Date: November 5th, 2020 8:22 AM
Author: sinister property electric furnace

next chapter please!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2betting#41284068)



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Date: December 13th, 2025 2:14 AM
Author: bungulator



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Date: November 5th, 2020 8:34 AM
Author: overrated razzle-dazzle whorehouse mother



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