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Can u handle this BBW USC MBA student who copped a 7 fig trapeze settlement?

HONK HONK! https://www.marshall.usc.edu/people/jill-johns...
Pontificating vibrant bawdyhouse laser beams
  01/13/26
https://www.marshall.usc.edu/personnel/joseph-priester
Arousing striped hyena idea he suggested
  01/13/26
At the time of the accident, Johnson was 33 years old and we...
Arousing striped hyena idea he suggested
  01/13/26
lmao, that's a critical detail. I was envisioning some fat ...
Greedy theater stage organic girlfriend
  01/13/26
...
Arousing striped hyena idea he suggested
  01/13/26
same. 340 lbs is like two people.
Histrionic impertinent party of the first part scourge upon the earth
  01/13/26
he was a professor of marketing
motley deranged gunner
  01/13/26
To die in this sordid way, quartered like some low thief. ...
fluffy den
  01/13/26
Thats only 2 mochas frapp per day
Glittery mother
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Excitant french chef jewess
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the problem with modern feminized jewified society is that t...
Marvelous zippy son of senegal
  01/13/26
...
Arousing striped hyena idea he suggested
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They don't rally explain the injury. Ahe compound fractured ...
lascivious cream house skinny woman
  01/13/26
fat greedy retards like this (and the plaintiffs’ lawy...
mind-boggling abusive dingle berry hospital
  01/13/26
Rate the all LOLoyla legal team for the BBW https://www...
Pontificating vibrant bawdyhouse laser beams
  01/13/26
sheri chosen to do a demo of the trapeze for the jury by the...
Arousing striped hyena idea he suggested
  01/13/26
Kabateck is the real deal. but i guess he isn't on this case...
Vigorous pink locus
  01/13/26
Kabateck & Karlstack LLP
Arousing striped hyena idea he suggested
  01/13/26
...
Excitant french chef jewess
  01/13/26
i'm normally skeptical of these suits, but it's kind of hard...
Cordovan toaster
  01/13/26
maybe you've landed on something
Arousing striped hyena idea he suggested
  01/13/26
irl let’s see what unfolds
Pontificating vibrant bawdyhouse laser beams
  01/13/26
or, in this case, folds-- i.e., her tibia
Concupiscible codepig
  01/13/26
U to your Bumble date: “You are in great shape, and th...
Judgmental Idiotic Temple
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Pontificating vibrant bawdyhouse laser beams
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Arousing striped hyena idea he suggested
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Excitant french chef jewess
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Concupiscible codepig
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effete parlor
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(shallow hal)
Marvelous zippy son of senegal
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https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/853/570/842...
fluffy den
  01/13/26
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redpilled tradcath nietzschean eugenicist girldad
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non-M7 MBAs are a total clownshow
Contagious mildly autistic digit ratio
  01/13/26
USC MBAs DOMINATE the newport beach rooftop scene
Arousing striped hyena idea he suggested
  01/13/26
*Santa Monica trapeze scene
fluffy den
  01/13/26
...
Arousing striped hyena idea he suggested
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Judgmental Idiotic Temple
  01/13/26
Regardless of what the prof told the bitch, women have no ag...
floppy crotch
  01/13/26
the professor looks just like u imagine https://www.marshall...
floppy crotch
  01/13/26
ghastly
Excitant french chef jewess
  01/13/26
i poasted this pic 5 hrs ago, asshole
Arousing striped hyena idea he suggested
  01/13/26
ljl at paying $80k whatever a year tuiton for a furking MBA ...
floppy crotch
  01/13/26
imagine a person in China reading this news story. how do yo...
Marvelous zippy son of senegal
  01/13/26
...
Arousing striped hyena idea he suggested
  01/13/26
in a REAL country -- like the US in the 1990s -- the video o...
Concupiscible codepig
  01/13/26
i like how, in her telling, she absolutely nailed the perfor...
mind-boggling abusive dingle berry hospital
  01/13/26
a typical 340 lb woman can't hang from a bar for really any ...
Cordovan toaster
  01/13/26
best exit out of that MBA program in its history
stirring ultramarine tanning salon
  01/13/26
she aced orthopedic catastrophic injury.
mind-boggling abusive dingle berry hospital
  01/13/26


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Date: January 13th, 2026 9:37 AM
Author: Pontificating vibrant bawdyhouse laser beams

HONK HONK!

https://www.marshall.usc.edu/people/jill-johnson

https://mynewsla.com/business/2026/01/10/usc-to-pay-nearly-2-million-to-mba-student-injured-in-trapeze-exercise/

Johnson told the professor she was concerned about the school’s weight limit and whether she would be able to participate, but he replied, “You are in great shape, and the weight will not be an issue,” the suit stated.

Priester knew that Johnson exceeded the 205-pound weight limit, but still encouraged her to participate, the suit stated.

During the second of two exercises, Johnson swung forward, then back, then forward again and tucked her legs and landed on the net after completing the back flip, but she felt one leg crumple beneath her, could not stand and saw blood pouring out of her leg, according to the suit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2betting#49585697)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 9:42 AM
Author: Arousing striped hyena idea he suggested

https://www.marshall.usc.edu/personnel/joseph-priester

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2betting#49585701)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 9:47 AM
Author: Arousing striped hyena idea he suggested

At the time of the accident, Johnson was 33 years old and weighed about 340 pounds.

https://mynewsla.com/crime/2025/08/03/usc-professor-cant-escape-former-mba-students-trapeze-injury-suit/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2betting#49585707)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 10:22 AM
Author: Greedy theater stage organic girlfriend

lmao, that's a critical detail. I was envisioning some fat fuck who was 210 pounds and only technically over the weight limit. This prof really told some 340 pound whale she was in great shape and to go for it? She must be eating 3500 calories a day to maintain that mass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2betting#49585774)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 10:30 AM
Author: Arousing striped hyena idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2betting#49585783)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 1:36 PM
Author: Histrionic impertinent party of the first part scourge upon the earth

same. 340 lbs is like two people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2betting#49586373)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 1:45 PM
Author: motley deranged gunner

he was a professor of marketing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2betting#49586395)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 2:33 PM
Author: fluffy den

To die in this sordid way, quartered like some low thief.

Shame!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2betting#49586504)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 2:06 PM
Author: Glittery mother

Thats only 2 mochas frapp per day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2betting#49586432)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 2:42 PM
Author: Excitant french chef jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2betting#49586531)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 3:19 PM
Author: Marvelous zippy son of senegal

the problem with modern feminized jewified society is that there is no other response to when a 340 lbs woman asks you if she is good to participate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2betting#49586631)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 3:22 PM
Author: Arousing striped hyena idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2betting#49586641)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 9:52 AM
Author: lascivious cream house skinny woman

They don't rally explain the injury. Ahe compound fractured her leg?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2betting#49585714)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 9:57 AM
Author: mind-boggling abusive dingle berry hospital

fat greedy retards like this (and the plaintiffs’ lawyers who enable them) are the reason the entire country is a soulless, foam-padded, guardrailed daycare.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2betting#49585724)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 1:21 PM
Author: Pontificating vibrant bawdyhouse laser beams

Rate the all LOLoyla legal team for the BBW

https://www.kbklawyers.com/results/shant-a-karnikian/

https://www.kbklawyers.com/results/stephanie-charlin/

https://www.kbklawyers.com/results/sheri-lalehzarian/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2betting#49586342)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 1:33 PM
Author: Arousing striped hyena idea he suggested

sheri chosen to do a demo of the trapeze for the jury by their accident reconstruction expert

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2betting#49586365)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 1:36 PM
Author: Vigorous pink locus

Kabateck is the real deal. but i guess he isn't on this case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2betting#49586371)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 1:55 PM
Author: Arousing striped hyena idea he suggested

Kabateck & Karlstack LLP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2betting#49586411)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 2:41 PM
Author: Excitant french chef jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2betting#49586530)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 1:52 PM
Author: Cordovan toaster

i'm normally skeptical of these suits, but it's kind of hard to see why anyone would encourage a 340 lb woman to do trapeze except out of a morbid desire to see a gruesome accident

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2betting#49586405)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 1:55 PM
Author: Arousing striped hyena idea he suggested

maybe you've landed on something

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2betting#49586413)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 2:30 PM
Author: Pontificating vibrant bawdyhouse laser beams

irl let’s see what unfolds

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2betting#49586485)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 2:46 PM
Author: Concupiscible codepig

or, in this case, folds-- i.e., her tibia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2betting#49586540)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 1:52 PM
Author: Judgmental Idiotic Temple

U to your Bumble date: “You are in great shape, and the weight will not be an issue”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2betting#49586406)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 2:08 PM
Author: Pontificating vibrant bawdyhouse laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2betting#49586435)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 2:08 PM
Author: Arousing striped hyena idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2betting#49586436)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 2:41 PM
Author: Excitant french chef jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2betting#49586528)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 2:47 PM
Author: Concupiscible codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2betting#49586542)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 3:15 PM
Author: effete parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2betting#49586618)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 3:19 PM
Author: Marvelous zippy son of senegal

(shallow hal)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2betting#49586632)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 3:20 PM
Author: fluffy den

https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/853/570/842.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2betting#49586635)



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Date: June 11th, 2026 11:00 AM
Author: redpilled tradcath nietzschean eugenicist girldad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2betting#49930381)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 2:32 PM
Author: Contagious mildly autistic digit ratio

non-M7 MBAs are a total clownshow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2betting#49586495)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 2:34 PM
Author: Arousing striped hyena idea he suggested

USC MBAs DOMINATE the newport beach rooftop scene

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2betting#49586507)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 2:36 PM
Author: fluffy den

*Santa Monica trapeze scene

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2betting#49586512)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 2:37 PM
Author: Arousing striped hyena idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2betting#49586513)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 3:24 PM
Author: Judgmental Idiotic Temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2betting#49586645)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 2:41 PM
Author: floppy crotch

Regardless of what the prof told the bitch, women have no agency so even at 340 pounds there's no way they cld make the independent decision that maybe its not a good idea to bounce off a trapaze with a 205 pound weight limit. the Patriarchy and rapant SEXISM in the trapeze industry precludes them from doing this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2betting#49586526)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 2:41 PM
Author: floppy crotch

the professor looks just like u imagine https://www.marshall.usc.edu/personnel/joseph-priester

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2betting#49586529)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 2:42 PM
Author: Excitant french chef jewess

ghastly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2betting#49586534)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 2:50 PM
Author: Arousing striped hyena idea he suggested

i poasted this pic 5 hrs ago, asshole

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2betting#49586551)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 2:43 PM
Author: floppy crotch

ljl at paying $80k whatever a year tuiton for a furking MBA and the school requiring a trapeze performance, US education system is so furking clown

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2betting#49586535)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 3:21 PM
Author: Marvelous zippy son of senegal

imagine a person in China reading this news story. how do you say "so much to unpack" in Chinese?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2betting#49586639)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 3:22 PM
Author: Arousing striped hyena idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2betting#49586643)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 2:48 PM
Author: Concupiscible codepig

in a REAL country -- like the US in the 1990s -- the video of this would have shown up on America's Funniest Home Videos. A literal laugh riot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2betting#49586546)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 4:24 PM
Author: mind-boggling abusive dingle berry hospital

i like how, in her telling, she absolutely nailed the performance.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2betting#49586805)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 7:53 PM
Author: Cordovan toaster

a typical 340 lb woman can't hang from a bar for really any time at all so i'm unsure what the exercise was

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2betting#49587357)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 6:30 PM
Author: stirring ultramarine tanning salon

best exit out of that MBA program in its history

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2betting#49587066)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 6:35 PM
Author: mind-boggling abusive dingle berry hospital

she aced orthopedic catastrophic injury.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2betting#49587079)