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*you, 37, looking in mirror before wedding, 34 yr old match.com fiance awaits

Her son from previous marriage is the ring bearer
Doobsian location
  01/25/16
180. Fucking heartbreaking reality though.
Offensive Buff Office
  01/26/16
This one stings.
fighting 180 house shitlib
  01/26/16
I hate you for this. *devises gory killself method*
lake vibrant area
  01/26/16
jesus no...
Self-centered green indirect expression casino
  10/24/16
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bespoke hyperactive crackhouse becky
  01/03/17
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Fear-inspiring twinkling philosopher-king
  02/20/18
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carmine center new version
  06/03/19
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lake vibrant area
  10/14/20
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Aqua Brunch
  01/25/16
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wild parlour
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mauve gaping
  01/25/16
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Yellow Know-it-all Goyim
  01/25/16
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mauve gaping
  01/25/16
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Yellow Know-it-all Goyim
  01/25/16
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Beta erotic hell really tough guy
  01/25/16
you think to yourself, "cant believe it's only been 11 ...
Rambunctious locus degenerate
  01/25/16
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Doobsian location
  01/25/16
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Vengeful cordovan weed whacker
  01/25/16
jesus you guys are fucking brutal
cowardly jade church goal in life
  01/25/16
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Alcoholic massive national
  01/25/16
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Offensive Buff Office
  01/26/16
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Lascivious kitty church building
  01/26/16
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Misanthropic hall pervert
  01/26/16
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plum ladyboy
  11/27/16
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Rambunctious locus degenerate
  06/13/17
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Dark thriller business firm
  12/19/17
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Doobsian location
  01/24/18
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Slap-happy useless brakes
  06/10/24
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fighting 180 house shitlib
  01/26/16
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Heady iridescent toaster kitchen
  10/24/16
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bespoke hyperactive crackhouse becky
  11/27/16
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Rambunctious locus degenerate
  01/23/17
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arousing overrated indian lodge digit ratio
  03/15/17
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Rambunctious locus degenerate
  04/20/17
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Rambunctious locus degenerate
  02/20/18
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Rambunctious locus degenerate
  05/24/18
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Orchid exciting theater
  09/26/21
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big mental disorder
  03/12/22
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Slap-happy useless brakes
  05/15/22
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Slap-happy useless brakes
  05/04/24
ruthless.
Galvanic purple piazza immigrant
  01/25/16
Brutal
misunderstood wine black woman hairy legs
  01/25/16
...
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  10/27/17
fuuuuuuuuck
Bonkers Trump Supporter Garrison
  01/25/16
toxic
marvelous primrose prole heaven
  01/25/16
*neckbeards in the crowd tipping their fedoras to you in jes...
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  01/25/16
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wild parlour
  01/25/16
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Doobsian location
  01/25/16
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contagious corner nibblets
  01/25/16
damnit
abnormal box office
  01/25/16
...
mauve gaping
  01/25/16
EDITED too painful to contemplate
Doobsian location
  01/25/16
jfc
Rambunctious locus degenerate
  01/25/16
Cr edit
mauve gaping
  01/25/16
...
Doobsian location
  01/25/16
u softbatch TTT
Rambunctious locus degenerate
  01/25/16
Cr
Doobsian location
  01/25/16
Put it back I wanna see! The toxicity
Well-lubricated Shrine Dopamine
  01/25/16
hm
soul-stirring space
  01/25/16
it's not that toxic
Well-lubricated Shrine Dopamine
  01/25/16
wait
cocky metal dysfunction
  01/25/16
...
fighting 180 house shitlib
  01/26/16
...
multi-colored dun macaca home
  01/25/16
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Doobsian location
  01/26/16
'we're Match.com compatible' *wife brushes your arm, visi...
Sexy State Coldplay Fan
  01/25/16
...
At-the-ready sick foreskin orchestra pit
  01/25/16
180 thread greatness is rarely recognized in its own time
Galvanic purple piazza immigrant
  01/25/16
it has 30 poasts in 30 minutes. it's pretty well regarded so...
Rambunctious locus degenerate
  01/25/16
may this most 180 thread receive a cascade of 180s
Galvanic purple piazza immigrant
  01/25/16
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cocky metal dysfunction
  01/25/16
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Dark thriller business firm
  01/25/16
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Obsidian Harsh Half-breed Messiness
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abnormal box office
  01/25/16
1800000 and i have a match.com GF
contagious corner nibblets
  01/25/16
...
Doobsian location
  01/25/16
Your fiance takes a deep breath and looks in the mirror. ...
charismatic cumskin
  01/25/16
Fucking 180
Doobsian location
  01/25/16
Try more like $8k for the dress. $3500 is you getting off ea...
Cyan Shaky Institution
  01/25/16
...
dull laughsome cuck meetinghouse
  01/27/16
MASTERful work
Appetizing Ivory Stock Car
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Bonkers Trump Supporter Garrison
  01/25/16
...
Vengeful cordovan weed whacker
  01/25/16
damn
Well-lubricated Shrine Dopamine
  01/25/16
...
zombie-like charcoal depressive stain
  01/25/16
...
opaque bearded newt
  01/25/16
O LORD
mentally impaired mewling bawdyhouse
  01/25/16
jfc
Rough-skinned federal people who are hurt parlor
  01/25/16
180 KILLSHOT
Effete whorehouse scourge upon the earth
  01/25/16
*sets ThinkPad on fire*
Alcoholic massive national
  01/25/16
...
mauve gaping
  01/25/16
Lmao
Doobsian location
  01/25/16
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Painfully honest tan native
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fighting 180 house shitlib
  01/26/16
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zombie-like charcoal depressive stain
  01/26/16
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Misanthropic hall pervert
  01/26/16
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Doobsian location
  02/15/16
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ruby quadroon
  07/08/17
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Shimmering faggot firefighter
  07/08/17
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Light Sickened Dilemma
  07/08/17
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Doobsian location
  10/27/17
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Garnet boistinker
  12/26/17
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Doobsian location
  05/24/18
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Doobsian location
  03/16/20
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Bateful lemon alpha milk
  02/18/22
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ultramarine mad cow disease temple
  10/13/23
fuuuuuuck
cowardly jade church goal in life
  01/25/16
In on an all time greatest level xoxo thread
abnormal box office
  01/25/16
ouch
diverse insecure stead striped hyena
  01/26/16
poison
irradiated french chef coffee pot
  01/26/16
...
talking selfie
  01/26/16
180
Offensive Buff Office
  01/26/16
...
cocky metal dysfunction
  01/26/16
Amazing. Though $3,500 for a dress? Try $10,000+ if we'r...
Burgundy fat ankles
  01/26/16
just want to point out that after reading one of the most pe...
bipolar gunner water buffalo
  01/30/16
Christ. FATALITY.
fighting 180 house shitlib
  01/26/16
how very apt and unsurprising that Rudolph would be the one ...
Well-lubricated Shrine Dopamine
  10/21/16
lol u poor bastards
black talented boiling water chad
  01/26/16
I may go home from work and take the rest of the day after t...
Beady-eyed roast beef
  01/26/16
RIP brother
Vermilion tanning salon volcanic crater
  09/27/16
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ultramarine mad cow disease temple
  12/26/17
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Misanthropic hall pervert
  08/12/19
180
lake vibrant area
  01/26/16
...
Misanthropic hall pervert
  01/26/16
Behold the apotheosis of future wife threading.
slate public bath rigpig
  01/27/16
...
Dark thriller business firm
  01/27/16
...
Doobsian location
  01/30/16
Fuck my ass. Beautiful brother.
slimy exhilarant property mad-dog skullcap
  02/01/16
but he's the guy that's running through her head every coupl...
slimy exhilarant property mad-dog skullcap
  02/02/16
...
avocado station persian
  02/02/16
It actually hurt to read this
stubborn bull headed library
  02/22/16
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck (2nd read through)
Apoplectic round eye
  02/22/16
God have mercy.
internet-worthy lilac patrolman
  02/24/16
18000000
Fragrant Hospital
  03/04/16
165
narrow-minded trailer park
  03/04/16
...
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  05/19/16
chilling
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  10/24/16
art&scholarship
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  12/17/16
Good lord.
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  01/03/17
oh my.
Coral Old Irish Cottage Jewess
  01/23/17
toxic
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  03/13/17
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arousing overrated indian lodge digit ratio
  03/15/17
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Obsidian Harsh Half-breed Messiness
  04/02/17
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Histrionic Den Feces
  06/01/17
180 existential horror
Kink-friendly Tank Senate
  07/08/17
...
glittery big-titted filthpig
  10/27/17
mother of god
Shimmering faggot firefighter
  07/08/17
My computer just exploded
Trip Bright Theater Stage Party Of The First Part
  10/27/17
JFC
flesh angry school
  10/27/17
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Puce organic girlfriend
  12/26/17
...
self-absorbed supple theatre blood rage
  12/26/17
ouch
Smoky disrespectful school cafeteria
  02/20/18
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Excitant Step-uncle's House
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hilarious razzmatazz mediation
  01/16/19
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  08/09/19
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Orchid exciting theater
  09/26/21
beautiful perfect post. also hauntingly archaic because t...
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  07/28/25
...
dashing windowlicker
  12/03/25
And yes, you're bald
chest-beating elite sound barrier site
  01/25/16
what is this some kind of nightmare horror scenario?
poppy deep ratface
  01/25/16
From now on it's going to be trips to Napa every weekend til...
Vengeful cordovan weed whacker
  01/25/16
...
Alcoholic massive national
  01/25/16
...
cerebral honey-headed preventive strike sanctuary
  01/25/16
Alright, this post hit home. I turn 36 this weekend and have...
misunderstood wine black woman hairy legs
  01/25/16
toxic
Well-lubricated Shrine Dopamine
  01/25/16
She told me a story about her brother, not flame, that got e...
misunderstood wine black woman hairy legs
  01/25/16
what do his professional concerns have to do with this
Well-lubricated Shrine Dopamine
  01/25/16
A man quickly marries someone he meets off Match at 37, who ...
misunderstood wine black woman hairy legs
  01/25/16
Death gotta be easy
Doobsian location
  01/25/16
your first post didn't say "obviously wrong person"...
Well-lubricated Shrine Dopamine
  01/25/16
"Got evicted...treats him like garbage"
Doobsian location
  01/25/16
He figures that if he loses that, he loses her.
Ruddy Faggotry
  01/25/16
he shouldn't be with an albatross but there's nothing wrong ...
Well-lubricated Shrine Dopamine
  01/25/16
No, but she immediately started using him as her meal ticket...
misunderstood wine black woman hairy legs
  01/25/16
Twist: You were never, at any age, going to do more than &qu...
charismatic cumskin
  01/25/16
Yeah, probably true.
misunderstood wine black woman hairy legs
  01/25/16
I said this many times before: Give yourself a chance to lov...
charismatic cumskin
  01/25/16
TY bro
misunderstood wine black woman hairy legs
  01/25/16
...
Alcoholic massive national
  01/25/16
Also, this becomes a completely meaningless exercise the sec...
Disturbing menage juggernaut
  01/26/16
LMAO this post ended up being terrifyingly on-point.
Mint antidepressant drug nursing home
  10/27/17
...
Balding Free-loading Rehab Factory Reset Button
  10/27/17
...
Doobsian location
  05/24/18
...
Coral Old Irish Cottage Jewess
  03/19/20
This is what happens when you listen to xo "just do mar...
Lime stimulating wrinkle tattoo
  10/27/17
credited advice
Smoky disrespectful school cafeteria
  05/24/18
even more toxic
Well-lubricated Shrine Dopamine
  01/25/16
(asshole) although that is probably true of every man on ...
Provocative ticket booth
  01/25/16
RSF is dream man for third world female poors. and you can b...
Well-lubricated Shrine Dopamine
  01/25/16
i lol'd
violent gas station
  01/26/16
He doesn't know me at all and is an asshole. But...this is p...
misunderstood wine black woman hairy legs
  01/25/16
We can still find women who really appreciate us brother. It...
charismatic cumskin
  01/25/16
that was 1975. due to recent trends in online dating, hookup...
Well-lubricated Shrine Dopamine
  01/25/16
Cr the earth has been scorched and we are just creating stau...
Doobsian location
  01/25/16
lol
Jet hominid community account
  06/01/17
...
misunderstood wine black woman hairy legs
  01/25/16
so what though. man up and put that dick in the hole. fuck t...
Well-lubricated Shrine Dopamine
  01/25/16
Will do my best. TY
misunderstood wine black woman hairy legs
  01/25/16
ljl. my fake name on dating websites is Tyler.
Offensive Buff Office
  01/26/16
...
ultramarine mad cow disease temple
  12/26/17
you are slaying this thread
Effete whorehouse scourge upon the earth
  01/25/16
DR is CR though, so much better than law/marketing/IBS shrew
Effete whorehouse scourge upon the earth
  01/25/16
Well we will see if I can hold on to her. I have a feeling s...
misunderstood wine black woman hairy legs
  01/25/16
we all have to settle / my only hope is a hot 25 year old ki...
Effete whorehouse scourge upon the earth
  01/25/16
why do you think that?
Well-lubricated Shrine Dopamine
  01/25/16
A DR has a skillset that is way over-demanded. She can jump ...
Effete whorehouse scourge upon the earth
  01/25/16
i thought they lose their practices and their patients die i...
Well-lubricated Shrine Dopamine
  01/25/16
DR is CR though, so much better than law/marketing/IBS shrew
Effete whorehouse scourge upon the earth
  01/25/16
Brother if she is actually hot this is easily above median o...
Doobsian location
  01/25/16
She is hot, legit hot. I am not going to post pics obviously...
misunderstood wine black woman hairy legs
  01/25/16
how can she do better than with you? now go be that
Well-lubricated Shrine Dopamine
  01/25/16
I am usually not one to put girls on a pedestal. I learned a...
misunderstood wine black woman hairy legs
  01/25/16
Lmao
nofapping slippery international law enforcement agency personal credit line
  08/08/19
well you did not maek it and I certainly don't feel confiden...
Doobsian location
  10/27/17
"Dating at this age is still fun and this girl is hot, ...
Rambunctious locus degenerate
  01/25/16
Although I am happy for the bro, it is still classic xo &quo...
Doobsian location
  01/25/16
lmao true
Well-lubricated Shrine Dopamine
  01/25/16
...
cocky metal dysfunction
  01/26/16
...
ultramarine mad cow disease temple
  12/26/17
Haha
walnut disgusting therapy address
  03/19/20
...
misunderstood wine black woman hairy legs
  01/25/16
...
contagious corner nibblets
  01/25/16
Damn, bro. You've got a hot doctor who's 5 years younger th...
Burgundy fat ankles
  01/26/16
CR and I would add (4) will this person have my back if I hi...
Disturbing menage juggernaut
  01/26/16
JFC holy shit
Rose comical locale
  10/27/17
lol at all the poasters encouraging him
Hateful Yapping Doctorate
  10/27/17
can someone advise why this poast is notable? did things tur...
Doobsian location
  10/27/17
http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3775434&mc=417...
Lime stimulating wrinkle tattoo
  10/27/17
Lmao good find
Vermilion tanning salon volcanic crater
  10/27/17
Lol oh my God
pea-brained mother kitty cat
  06/03/19
oh no
black talented boiling water chad
  08/08/19
LOL
gaped embarrassed to the bone pisswyrm
  03/16/20
JFC
Coral Old Irish Cottage Jewess
  03/19/20
Update?
Bateful lemon alpha milk
  10/11/21
Devastating. Fuck my life.
Frozen salmon private investor
  01/25/16
...
misunderstood wine black woman hairy legs
  01/25/16
...
Dark thriller business firm
  05/19/16
...
multi-colored dun macaca home
  01/25/16
I seriously went to a wedding last weekend 34 year old guy m...
Stirring drunken potus sandwich
  01/26/16
Will be me Where the fuck else do you meet people in ur 30s
contagious corner nibblets
  01/26/16
Fuck man it was such a sad charade its just too old to be ha...
Stirring drunken potus sandwich
  01/26/16
Cr
contagious corner nibblets
  01/26/16
...
fighting 180 house shitlib
  01/26/16
...
fighting 180 house shitlib
  01/26/16
Bride who has fucked probably 30-40 dudes, unironically wear...
Stirring drunken potus sandwich
  01/26/16
...
chest-beating elite sound barrier site
  01/26/16
What is she supposed to do? Wear the pearl colored Chad rope...
glassy pozpig
  01/26/16
...
glassy pozpig
  01/26/16
Y-...Yes?
Aqua Brunch
  01/26/16
You could weave yourself the finest dress from those ropes.
ruby quadroon
  01/26/16
"My GOD!" you scream, when you see her back. "...
sadistic razzle field trust fund
  01/26/16
...
zombie-like charcoal depressive stain
  01/26/16
Moral of the story - Don't date women over the age 25, even ...
Offensive Buff Office
  01/26/16
1800000000000 thread
cocky metal dysfunction
  01/26/16
you examine your profile in the mirror, sucking in your pauc...
Rambunctious locus degenerate
  01/26/16
"For every year after 29," she tells her bridesmai...
sadistic razzle field trust fund
  01/26/16
Lmfao
Doobsian location
  01/26/16
Guess which requirement is the LAST she is willing to part w...
Aqua Brunch
  01/26/16
...
Brilliant stag film
  01/16/19
...
walnut disgusting therapy address
  03/16/20
...
lake vibrant area
  01/26/16
...
cocky metal dysfunction
  01/26/16
...
zombie-like charcoal depressive stain
  01/26/16
...
Dark thriller business firm
  03/28/16
...
Outnumbered House-broken Gay Wizard
  08/09/19
"And the bride and groom have written their own vows?&q...
silver flickering friendly grandma stage
  01/26/16
...
Doobsian location
  01/26/16
LOL this is brilliant work
Ruddy Faggotry
  01/26/16
Fuck... I wish I possessed this talent. Great work broth...
lake vibrant area
  01/26/16
...
Self-centered green indirect expression casino
  10/24/16
...
cocky metal dysfunction
  01/26/16
"the baritone woman in a suit speaks into her lapel mic...
violent gas station
  01/26/16
cr this is poetry
Vigorous Stage
  04/04/16
...
arousing overrated indian lodge digit ratio
  03/15/17
*applause*
carnelian market dingle berry
  10/27/17
...
Orchid exciting theater
  09/26/21
...
Lime stimulating wrinkle tattoo
  01/26/16
...
cocky metal dysfunction
  01/26/16
All the women giving IVF advice and tips in the guest regist...
Stirring drunken potus sandwich
  01/26/16
recommending their own IVF doctors
cocky metal dysfunction
  01/26/16
*googling "resale value of amniocentesis downs test cou...
Doobsian location
  01/26/16
...
Stirring drunken potus sandwich
  01/26/16
packing cialis for the weeklong honeymoon, hoping to get lai...
Stirring drunken potus sandwich
  01/26/16
...
contagious corner nibblets
  01/26/16
...
charismatic cumskin
  01/26/16
Oh man I did this. Worse - I got talked into honeymoon in f...
Beady-eyed roast beef
  01/26/16
Describe
Stirring drunken potus sandwich
  01/26/16
8 DAYS of tours and overpriced restaurants. Didn't go out r...
Beady-eyed roast beef
  01/26/16
God damn brutal
Stirring drunken potus sandwich
  01/26/16
...
cocky metal dysfunction
  01/26/16
...
charismatic cumskin
  01/26/16
Please be flame
Doobsian location
  01/26/16
If it makes you feel better about life in general, sure, why...
Beady-eyed roast beef
  01/26/16
are u stil maried
Rambunctious locus degenerate
  01/26/16
yes - 3 years this May
Beady-eyed roast beef
  01/26/16
Desperately need an update on this marriage
glittery big-titted filthpig
  06/10/24
I dunno man. Not a single thing here has any relation to my ...
Misanthropic hall pervert
  01/26/16
It creeps up on you, it's so gradual that you really don't n...
Beady-eyed roast beef
  01/26/16
Did you two travel a lot before getting married? What was &...
Burgundy fat ankles
  01/26/16
Fuck
glittery big-titted filthpig
  01/26/16
why did u guys go to Paris. Why did u not drink. why is your...
multi-colored dun macaca home
  01/26/16
cq's!
Well-lubricated Shrine Dopamine
  01/26/16
Brother, I can - and will - wifethread on xoxo. http://www....
Beady-eyed roast beef
  01/26/16
...
Coral Old Irish Cottage Jewess
  03/19/20
...
arousing overrated indian lodge digit ratio
  03/15/17
Chimeric DNA slowly eroding her braincells.
Insanely creepy roommate resort
  01/26/16
LJL at this flame. My pops was 45 when he married my mom an...
Ruddy Faggotry
  01/26/16
except for your autism
chest-beating elite sound barrier site
  01/26/16
...
Doobsian location
  01/26/16
...
Smoky disrespectful school cafeteria
  01/26/16
She was 20 years younger. No autism here bro.
Ruddy Faggotry
  01/26/16
(Guy who voluntarily visits xoxohth.com)
charismatic cumskin
  01/26/16
...
Misanthropic hall pervert
  01/26/16
LOL fair
Ruddy Faggotry
  01/26/16
tell your 45 yo mother to post here. enemadood and luis are ...
sadistic razzle field trust fund
  01/26/16
...
zombie-like charcoal depressive stain
  01/26/16
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Obeezy’s future ITT. Sad!!
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Obeezy’s recent past*
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...
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...
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getting closer to this bros...what once seemed like an edgy ...
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  06/03/19
37 and 34 --> 41 and 38
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odious regret
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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:54 PM
Author: Doobsian location

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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:08 AM
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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:07 PM
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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:14 PM
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Date: October 24th, 2016 11:27 AM
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Date: January 3rd, 2017 9:11 AM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:54 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:57 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:57 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:57 PM
Author: Rambunctious locus degenerate

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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:58 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:32 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:51 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:44 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:27 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:47 PM
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Date: March 12th, 2022 2:34 PM
Author: big mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2betting#44136173)



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Date: May 15th, 2022 12:44 PM
Author: Slap-happy useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2betting#44515653)



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Date: May 4th, 2024 12:16 PM
Author: Slap-happy useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2betting#47634560)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:58 PM
Author: Galvanic purple piazza immigrant

ruthless.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2betting#29678485)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:58 PM
Author: misunderstood wine black woman hairy legs

Brutal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2betting#29678486)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 12:20 PM
Author: Mint antidepressant drug nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2betting#34541852)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:58 PM
Author: Bonkers Trump Supporter Garrison

fuuuuuuuuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2betting#29678490)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:59 PM
Author: marvelous primrose prole heaven

toxic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2betting#29678498)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:01 PM
Author: Sexy State Coldplay Fan

*neckbeards in the crowd tipping their fedoras to you in jest, merely reciprocating how you treated them when you got your Ideal Mating Partner as they leave halfway through the service to slam pizzas and casual afternoon beers*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2betting#29678509)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:02 PM
Author: wild parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2betting#29678514)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:27 PM
Author: Doobsian location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2betting#29678702)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:42 PM
Author: contagious corner nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2betting#29679337)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:03 PM
Author: abnormal box office

damnit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2betting#29678518)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:03 PM
Author: mauve gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2betting#29678522)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:04 PM
Author: Doobsian location

EDITED too painful to contemplate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2betting#29678523)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:04 PM
Author: Rambunctious locus degenerate

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2betting#29678526)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:09 PM
Author: mauve gaping

Cr edit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2betting#29678560)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:10 PM
Author: Doobsian location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2betting#29678571)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:11 PM
Author: Rambunctious locus degenerate

u softbatch TTT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2betting#29678581)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:13 PM
Author: Doobsian location

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2betting#29678598)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:58 PM
Author: Well-lubricated Shrine Dopamine

Put it back I wanna see! The toxicity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2betting#29678964)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:52 PM
Author: soul-stirring space

hm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2betting#29679986)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:04 PM
Author: Well-lubricated Shrine Dopamine

it's not that toxic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2betting#29680117)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:58 PM
Author: cocky metal dysfunction

wait

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2betting#29678967)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:08 PM
Author: fighting 180 house shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2betting#29683286)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:06 PM
Author: multi-colored dun macaca home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2betting#29678540)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 9:53 AM
Author: Doobsian location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2betting#29682549)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:06 PM
Author: Sexy State Coldplay Fan

'we're Match.com compatible'

*wife brushes your arm, visible caustic burns and gangrene several days later*

ps: u died

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2betting#29678541)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:08 PM
Author: At-the-ready sick foreskin orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2betting#29678556)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:28 PM
Author: Galvanic purple piazza immigrant

180 thread

greatness is rarely recognized in its own time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2betting#29678706)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:42 PM
Author: Rambunctious locus degenerate

it has 30 poasts in 30 minutes. it's pretty well regarded so far

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2betting#29678811)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:02 PM
Author: Galvanic purple piazza immigrant

may this most 180 thread receive a cascade of 180s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2betting#29679005)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:51 PM
Author: cocky metal dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2betting#29678899)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:56 PM
Author: Dark thriller business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2betting#29678939)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:30 PM
Author: Obsidian Harsh Half-breed Messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2betting#29679242)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:34 PM
Author: abnormal box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2betting#29679269)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:41 PM
Author: contagious corner nibblets

1800000

and i have a match.com GF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2betting#29679333)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:05 PM
Author: Doobsian location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2betting#29679615)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:22 PM
Author: charismatic cumskin

Your fiance takes a deep breath and looks in the mirror.

The dress is beautiful (at $3,500, it had better be!). Her...well, she's having a harder time convincing herself. She's been all excited for this special day for months now, but now that it's here, it's just...all hitting her at once, you know? She used to give herself once last glance in the mirror when she was 19 before heading out to the frat parties to "have a good time"--man, what a hot young thing she was in that makeup and those dresses. The guys couldn't get enough of her!

Man, things were just...EASIER then, you know? When she graduated, she was ready to TAKE OVER the marketing world. Executive office, here she comes! But all those stepping stones she had mapped out in her head? They all seemed to go to someone else. Lauren from Product Development. Kelsey with the weird ears. And that bitch Erin. And the sum total of only one promotion and only two raises in twelve years really hits hard when she thinks about the 45, even 50-hour weeks she had to put in sometimes.

And she thought about all those dates she was having for all those years, and, man, did her shine-like-a-diamond optimism get stripped from her pretty quickly. She learned you just can't trust anybody. Throw yourself at them, or make them wait; tell them you love them, or play it cool--no matter what she does, it just seems like all those guys lied about really loving her before they...well, let's be real, they used her. But she's wiser now for it. She knows the world isn't all sunshine and rainbows, and that you have to be careful.

This moment is also the second time the name "Tyler Devine" is running through your fiance's head today. You don't know the name because she waved off your questions on the third date with "the past is the past," but he's the guy that's running through her head every couple of months when you catch her looking up from her magazine in bed and just staring at the wall. And yes, her answer to what she's thinking about will always be "nothing." They didn't work out, but, you know, everything happens for a reason. And she hasn't seen him in years, of course. She wonders what he's up to. She'll never mention this to you, but the last thing she does before heading out that door is look up his Facebook profile. He's held up really well, she thinks. Guess the girl in his profile picture is the lucky lady.

So okay, maybe this isn't the *conventional* path to how she got here. But she should feel lucky, right? After all, you're nice. You make a decent salary. You guys share some of the same hobbies. And she thinks you'd make a decent father one day, if, fingers crossed, everything is still a-okay in that department. I mean, OF COURSE she's lucky--you know, some women never find anyone at all.

One last deep breath.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2betting#29679746)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:27 PM
Author: Doobsian location

Fucking 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2betting#29679788)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:28 PM
Author: Cyan Shaky Institution

Try more like $8k for the dress. $3500 is you getting off easy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2betting#29679796)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 9:00 PM
Author: dull laughsome cuck meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2betting#29695248)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:31 PM
Author: Appetizing Ivory Stock Car

MASTERful work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2betting#29679815)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:43 PM
Author: Bonkers Trump Supporter Garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2betting#29679906)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:47 PM
Author: Vengeful cordovan weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2betting#29679940)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:03 PM
Author: Well-lubricated Shrine Dopamine

damn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2betting#29680090)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:09 PM
Author: zombie-like charcoal depressive stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2betting#29680164)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:09 PM
Author: opaque bearded newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2betting#29680169)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:13 PM
Author: mentally impaired mewling bawdyhouse

O LORD

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2betting#29680205)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:18 PM
Author: Rough-skinned federal people who are hurt parlor

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2betting#29680268)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:23 PM
Author: Effete whorehouse scourge upon the earth

180 KILLSHOT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2betting#29680314)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:26 PM
Author: Alcoholic massive national

*sets ThinkPad on fire*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2betting#29680340)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:30 PM
Author: mauve gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2betting#29680393)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:32 PM
Author: Doobsian location

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2betting#29680420)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:36 PM
Author: Painfully honest tan native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2betting#29680962)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:10 PM
Author: fighting 180 house shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2betting#29683300)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:00 PM
Author: zombie-like charcoal depressive stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2betting#29684580)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:22 PM
Author: Misanthropic hall pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2betting#29685192)



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Date: February 15th, 2016 3:33 PM
Author: Doobsian location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2betting#29835937)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:31 PM
Author: ruby quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2betting#33728990)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:36 PM
Author: Shimmering faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2betting#33729021)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:43 PM
Author: Light Sickened Dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2betting#33729061)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:00 PM
Author: Doobsian location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2betting#34542686)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:23 PM
Author: Garnet boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2betting#35011340)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 4:01 PM
Author: Doobsian location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2betting#36120607)



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Date: March 16th, 2020 12:56 PM
Author: Doobsian location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2betting#39779580)



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Date: February 18th, 2022 12:47 PM
Author: Bateful lemon alpha milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2betting#43989067)



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Date: October 13th, 2023 12:30 PM
Author: ultramarine mad cow disease temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2betting#46930531)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:30 PM
Author: cowardly jade church goal in life

fuuuuuuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2betting#29680383)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:15 PM
Author: abnormal box office

In on an all time greatest level xoxo thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2betting#29680783)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:13 AM
Author: diverse insecure stead striped hyena

ouch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2betting#29681904)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:19 AM
Author: irradiated french chef coffee pot

poison

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2betting#29681911)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:07 AM
Author: talking selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2betting#29682017)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:12 AM
Author: Offensive Buff Office

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2betting#29682024)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:20 AM
Author: cocky metal dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2betting#29682054)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:06 PM
Author: Burgundy fat ankles

Amazing.

Though $3,500 for a dress? Try $10,000+ if we're talking mid 30s MFH shrew brides.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2betting#29683275)



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Date: January 30th, 2016 3:41 PM
Author: bipolar gunner water buffalo

just want to point out that after reading one of the most penetrating, insightful, acerbic, and downright captivating XO posts of the year, grace kelly's only reaction was to think about the inaccurate description of wedding dress striving.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2betting#29714619)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:10 PM
Author: fighting 180 house shitlib

Christ. FATALITY.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2betting#29683299)



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Date: October 21st, 2016 11:21 AM
Author: Well-lubricated Shrine Dopamine

how very apt and unsurprising that Rudolph would be the one poster in this subthread to prefer his woman to be fatality

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2betting#31696500)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:40 PM
Author: black talented boiling water chad

lol u poor bastards

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2betting#29683525)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:12 PM
Author: Beady-eyed roast beef

I may go home from work and take the rest of the day after that one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2betting#29684217)



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Date: September 27th, 2016 11:24 PM
Author: Vermilion tanning salon volcanic crater

RIP brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2betting#31509905)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:23 PM
Author: ultramarine mad cow disease temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2betting#35011345)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 12:17 AM
Author: Misanthropic hall pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2betting#38673321)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:15 PM
Author: lake vibrant area

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2betting#29684240)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:23 PM
Author: Misanthropic hall pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2betting#29685199)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 9:31 AM
Author: slate public bath rigpig

Behold the apotheosis of future wife threading.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2betting#29690331)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 2:59 PM
Author: Dark thriller business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2betting#29692444)



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Date: January 30th, 2016 7:09 PM
Author: Doobsian location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2betting#29715945)



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Date: February 1st, 2016 9:38 AM
Author: slimy exhilarant property mad-dog skullcap

Fuck my ass. Beautiful brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2betting#29726734)



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Date: February 2nd, 2016 9:34 PM
Author: slimy exhilarant property mad-dog skullcap

but he's the guy that's running through her head every couple of months when you catch her looking up from her magazine in bed and just staring at the wall.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2betting#29740482)



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Date: February 2nd, 2016 9:38 PM
Author: avocado station persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2betting#29740519)



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:09 AM
Author: stubborn bull headed library

It actually hurt to read this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2betting#29888868)



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:13 AM
Author: Apoplectic round eye

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck (2nd read through)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2betting#29888912)



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Date: February 24th, 2016 10:41 PM
Author: internet-worthy lilac patrolman

God have mercy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2betting#29909715)



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Date: March 4th, 2016 4:36 PM
Author: Fragrant Hospital

18000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2betting#29980772)



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Date: March 4th, 2016 5:56 PM
Author: narrow-minded trailer park

165

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2betting#29981244)



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Date: May 19th, 2016 9:39 PM
Author: Brindle low-t principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2betting#30516200)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 7:36 PM
Author: aggressive topaz forum azn

chilling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2betting#31718233)



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Date: December 17th, 2016 1:34 PM
Author: Godawful canary lay

art&scholarship

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2betting#32165325)



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Date: January 3rd, 2017 9:46 AM
Author: insane crotch haunted graveyard

Good lord.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2betting#32287948)



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Date: January 23rd, 2017 3:13 PM
Author: Coral Old Irish Cottage Jewess

oh my.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2betting#32440078)



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Date: March 13th, 2017 11:19 AM
Author: cream curious reading party

toxic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2betting#32818287)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 7:57 AM
Author: arousing overrated indian lodge digit ratio



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 1:34 AM
Author: Obsidian Harsh Half-breed Messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2betting#32973645)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 9:02 PM
Author: Histrionic Den Feces



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:09 PM
Author: Kink-friendly Tank Senate

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2betting#33728872)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:37 PM
Author: glittery big-titted filthpig



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:37 PM
Author: Shimmering faggot firefighter

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2betting#33729026)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:01 PM
Author: Trip Bright Theater Stage Party Of The First Part

My computer just exploded

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2betting#34542693)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 5:06 PM
Author: flesh angry school

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2betting#34544010)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:18 PM
Author: Puce organic girlfriend



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Date: December 26th, 2017 6:12 PM
Author: self-absorbed supple theatre blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2betting#35012416)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 2:29 PM
Author: Smoky disrespectful school cafeteria

ouch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2betting#35445782)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 5:02 PM
Author: Excitant Step-uncle's House



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2betting#35446902)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:21 PM
Author: hilarious razzmatazz mediation



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Date: August 9th, 2019 6:40 AM
Author: Outnumbered House-broken Gay Wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2betting#38660219)



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Date: September 26th, 2021 8:53 PM
Author: Orchid exciting theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2betting#43182498)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 10:07 AM
Author: gay awkward chapel

beautiful perfect post.

also hauntingly archaic because the shrew, sitting in bed, is reading a *MAGAZINE*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2betting#49136987)



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Date: December 3rd, 2025 6:12 PM
Author: dashing windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2betting#49481263)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:29 PM
Author: chest-beating elite sound barrier site

And yes, you're bald

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2betting#29679801)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:47 PM
Author: poppy deep ratface

what is this some kind of nightmare horror scenario?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2betting#29679945)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:48 PM
Author: Vengeful cordovan weed whacker

From now on it's going to be trips to Napa every weekend till you try to become a dad at 40!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2betting#29679955)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:50 PM
Author: Alcoholic massive national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2betting#29679970)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:52 PM
Author: cerebral honey-headed preventive strike sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2betting#29679989)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:01 PM
Author: misunderstood wine black woman hairy legs

Alright, this post hit home. I turn 36 this weekend and have been seeing a 31 year old. She is a medical resident and has a Chad sounding ex boyfriend. She was lamenting to me last night the fact that all her friends from college have kids and all the other residents are in long-term relationships or are married. She told me that 33 is considered a "senior mother" now, not 35. Dating at this age is still fun and this girl is hot, but it is also a little sad. You never know if the girl is thinking "he checks off enough boxes, I guess he will do." Because, of course, she probably is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2betting#29680072)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:03 PM
Author: Well-lubricated Shrine Dopamine

toxic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2betting#29680103)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:13 PM
Author: misunderstood wine black woman hairy legs

She told me a story about her brother, not flame, that got engaged at 37 to a girl he met off Match after just four months. She is really hot, but got evicted from her apartment and moved in after a month. Dude has basically been supporting her ever since he met here. She is a SAHM that treats him like garbage. The guys puts on a happy face, but complains to his mom about what an albatross she is over him. He has a job at a F500 making bank, but he lives in permanent fear of losing because he would never be able to make as much from any other job. And this woman DEMANDS a lavish lifestyle that she will not contribute to.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2betting#29680207)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:15 PM
Author: Well-lubricated Shrine Dopamine

what do his professional concerns have to do with this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2betting#29680235)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:17 PM
Author: misunderstood wine black woman hairy legs

A man quickly marries someone he meets off Match at 37, who is obviously not the right person for him. Now he is living a miserable existence where he has to worry about losing his job and supporting this woman. It is just adds to the misery.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2betting#29680262)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:18 PM
Author: Doobsian location

Death gotta be easy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2betting#29680269)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:20 PM
Author: Well-lubricated Shrine Dopamine

your first post didn't say "obviously wrong person" it said "She is really hot" and that he has control over her insofar as financial leverage.

job fears are forever. his real problem is that the rlsp is unhappy, not that he is 37 or married her after 4 months

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2betting#29680284)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:21 PM
Author: Doobsian location

"Got evicted...treats him like garbage"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2betting#29680294)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:22 PM
Author: Ruddy Faggotry

He figures that if he loses that, he loses her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2betting#29680304)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:18 PM
Author: Well-lubricated Shrine Dopamine

he shouldn't be with an albatross but there's nothing wrong with financially supporting your partner if there's love

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2betting#29680266)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:23 PM
Author: misunderstood wine black woman hairy legs

No, but she immediately started using him as her meal ticket. I don't think there is anything wrong with supporting someone you love. But this guy is being taken advantage of.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2betting#29680306)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:07 PM
Author: charismatic cumskin

Twist: You were never, at any age, going to do more than "check off enough boxes."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2betting#29680152)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:09 PM
Author: misunderstood wine black woman hairy legs

Yeah, probably true.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2betting#29680170)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:15 PM
Author: charismatic cumskin

I said this many times before: Give yourself a chance to love her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2betting#29680240)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:25 PM
Author: misunderstood wine black woman hairy legs

TY bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2betting#29680326)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:45 PM
Author: Alcoholic massive national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2betting#29680540)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 6:05 PM
Author: Disturbing menage juggernaut

Also, this becomes a completely meaningless exercise the second a baby is born or one of you goes through a relatively serious personal issue (significant but temporary illness, loss of parent, getting fired). Checking boxes is a reasonable proxy for her to try to guess if you're a decent, dependable person and will be up to the task when times are tough. And none of us really know that for sure when we get married.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2betting#29685945)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 1:38 PM
Author: Mint antidepressant drug nursing home

LMAO this post ended up being terrifyingly on-point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2betting#34542578)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 4:28 PM
Author: Balding Free-loading Rehab Factory Reset Button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2betting#34543719)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 4:02 PM
Author: Doobsian location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2betting#36120611)



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Date: March 19th, 2020 1:32 PM
Author: Coral Old Irish Cottage Jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2betting#39808720)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:33 PM
Author: Lime stimulating wrinkle tattoo

This is what happens when you listen to xo "just do marry and kids bro, Civilization needs you bro!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2betting#34542944)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 4:00 PM
Author: Smoky disrespectful school cafeteria

credited advice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2betting#36120603)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:14 PM
Author: Well-lubricated Shrine Dopamine

even more toxic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2betting#29680213)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:16 PM
Author: Provocative ticket booth

(asshole)

although that is probably true of every man on this board other than RSF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2betting#29680247)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:17 PM
Author: Well-lubricated Shrine Dopamine

RSF is dream man for third world female poors. and you can be too!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2betting#29680258)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:24 PM
Author: violent gas station

i lol'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2betting#29686607)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:21 PM
Author: misunderstood wine black woman hairy legs

He doesn't know me at all and is an asshole. But...this is probably true for most people in general. We have an overly romantic conception of marriage. It was a business decision for most of human history and most people settle. Passionate love fades. That is the nature of things.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2betting#29680296)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:23 PM
Author: charismatic cumskin

We can still find women who really appreciate us brother. It just means you have to stop pining after the 7-8s who have been hit on so many times in their lives that you'll always be compared to someone else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2betting#29680310)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:28 PM
Author: Well-lubricated Shrine Dopamine

that was 1975. due to recent trends in online dating, hookup culture, and female hypergamy, even female 3's and 4's have a slew of superior suitors (well, guys who smashed anyway) to compare you unfavorably with

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2betting#29680362)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:32 PM
Author: Doobsian location

Cr the earth has been scorched and we are just creating stautes out of ashes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2betting#29680416)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 9:09 PM
Author: Jet hominid community account

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2betting#33450476)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:02 PM
Author: misunderstood wine black woman hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2betting#29680671)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:08 PM
Author: Well-lubricated Shrine Dopamine

so what though. man up and put that dick in the hole. fuck the soul out of her, make her forget she ever met tyler or darnell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2betting#29680714)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:12 PM
Author: misunderstood wine black woman hairy legs

Will do my best. TY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2betting#29680754)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:16 AM
Author: Offensive Buff Office

ljl. my fake name on dating websites is Tyler.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2betting#29682035)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:36 PM
Author: ultramarine mad cow disease temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2betting#35011459)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:25 PM
Author: Effete whorehouse scourge upon the earth

you are slaying this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2betting#29680335)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:24 PM
Author: Effete whorehouse scourge upon the earth

DR is CR though, so much better than law/marketing/IBS shrew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2betting#29680320)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:26 PM
Author: misunderstood wine black woman hairy legs

Well we will see if I can hold on to her. I have a feeling she will ding me eventually.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2betting#29680348)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:28 PM
Author: Effete whorehouse scourge upon the earth

we all have to settle / my only hope is a hot 25 year old kindergarten teacher after I make bank who will let me parasite off her union benefits or marrying a 30 year old doctor who has the skills/income to support my ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2betting#29680364)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:34 PM
Author: Well-lubricated Shrine Dopamine

why do you think that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2betting#29680436)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:46 PM
Author: Effete whorehouse scourge upon the earth

A DR has a skillset that is way over-demanded. She can jump in and out of a 6-figure career at will. Have kids? Sure. Fuck off and travel? Sure. No matter what, there is enough demand for a US MD that she can always work as much as she wants

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2betting#29680554)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:15 PM
Author: Well-lubricated Shrine Dopamine

i thought they lose their practices and their patients die if they, say, go on the lam due to being hunted by mobsters and have to hide away in a motel for a few months

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2betting#29680784)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:24 PM
Author: Effete whorehouse scourge upon the earth

DR is CR though, so much better than law/marketing/IBS shrew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2betting#29680325)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:26 PM
Author: Doobsian location

Brother if she is actually hot this is easily above median outcome. Especially if you had some fun in your 20s.

Youre gonna maek and so am I

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2betting#29680343)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:10 PM
Author: misunderstood wine black woman hairy legs

She is hot, legit hot. I am not going to post pics obviously, but that would be the consensus if I did. IF (far from certain she won't realize she can do better and dump me) I end up marrying her, it would be an amazing outcome for me.

TY brother. We are all gonna maeke it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2betting#29680725)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:13 PM
Author: Well-lubricated Shrine Dopamine

how can she do better than with you? now go be that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2betting#29680760)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:19 PM
Author: misunderstood wine black woman hairy legs

I am usually not one to put girls on a pedestal. I learned a long time ago how dumb that is. What you are saying is obviously true and appreciated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2betting#29680820)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 7:25 AM
Author: nofapping slippery international law enforcement agency personal credit line

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2betting#38655437)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 3:09 PM
Author: Doobsian location

well you did not maek it and I certainly don't feel confident about my chances

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2betting#34543175)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:27 PM
Author: Rambunctious locus degenerate

"Dating at this age is still fun and this girl is hot, "

lol this is what matters. who gives a shit about everything else? stop letting xo toxicity get you down. if u are happy and she is happy then fuck it, be happy together

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2betting#29680357)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:29 PM
Author: Doobsian location

Although I am happy for the bro, it is still classic xo "man I have to settle for a hot doctor with lifelong earning potential and good genes"

Turns out a lot worse for many bros

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2betting#29680372)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:34 PM
Author: Well-lubricated Shrine Dopamine

lmao true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2betting#29680438)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:24 AM
Author: cocky metal dysfunction



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Date: December 26th, 2017 6:06 PM
Author: ultramarine mad cow disease temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2betting#35012399)



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Date: March 19th, 2020 1:40 PM
Author: walnut disgusting therapy address

Haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2betting#39808783)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:13 PM
Author: misunderstood wine black woman hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2betting#29680764)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:31 PM
Author: contagious corner nibblets



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:12 PM
Author: Burgundy fat ankles

Damn, bro. You've got a hot doctor who's 5 years younger than you on your hands. Don't fuck this up because of your insecurities.

"You never know if the girl is thinking "he checks off enough boxes, I guess he will do." Because, of course, she probably is."

Unless you're marrying your college sweetheart when you're young and still all rosy-eyed about love, many marriage couplings boil down to (1) could we co-parent well together,(2) do we share enough common values and interests to fit into each other's lives without major compromises, and (3) do we enjoy sex with each other. If you're getting anything beyond that, you should consider yourself very lucky.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2betting#29683316)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 6:08 PM
Author: Disturbing menage juggernaut

CR and I would add (4) will this person have my back if I hit a bad patch and can I do the same for her?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2betting#29685965)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 12:23 PM
Author: Rose comical locale

JFC holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2betting#34541874)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:23 PM
Author: Hateful Yapping Doctorate

lol at all the poasters encouraging him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2betting#34542854)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:59 PM
Author: Doobsian location

can someone advise why this poast is notable? did things turn out poorly for thunder collins?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2betting#34543122)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 3:00 PM
Author: Lime stimulating wrinkle tattoo

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3775434&mc=417&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2betting#34543129)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 3:07 PM
Author: Vermilion tanning salon volcanic crater

Lmao good find

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2betting#34543163)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 10:35 AM
Author: pea-brained mother kitty cat

Lol oh my God

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2betting#38331890)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 9:03 AM
Author: black talented boiling water chad

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2betting#38655565)



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Date: March 16th, 2020 2:22 PM
Author: gaped embarrassed to the bone pisswyrm

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2betting#39780168)



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Date: March 19th, 2020 1:27 PM
Author: Coral Old Irish Cottage Jewess

JFC

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Date: October 11th, 2021 8:41 PM
Author: Bateful lemon alpha milk

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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:18 PM
Author: Frozen salmon private investor

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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:28 PM
Author: misunderstood wine black woman hairy legs



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Date: May 19th, 2016 9:16 PM
Author: Dark thriller business firm



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:27 PM
Author: multi-colored dun macaca home



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:34 AM
Author: Stirring drunken potus sandwich

I seriously went to a wedding last weekend 34 year old guy marrying match.com fiancee. Won't say any more

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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:50 AM
Author: contagious corner nibblets

Will be me

Where the fuck else do you meet people in ur 30s

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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:57 AM
Author: Stirring drunken potus sandwich

Fuck man it was such a sad charade its just too old to be having a wedding. Embarrassing. Just elope

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2betting#29681795)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:59 AM
Author: contagious corner nibblets

Cr

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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:11 PM
Author: fighting 180 house shitlib



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:12 PM
Author: fighting 180 house shitlib



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:57 AM
Author: Stirring drunken potus sandwich

Bride who has fucked probably 30-40 dudes, unironically wearing white at the wedding

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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:00 AM
Author: chest-beating elite sound barrier site



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:17 AM
Author: glassy pozpig

What is she supposed to do? Wear the pearl colored Chad ropes that have landed on her lower back for 12-14 years?

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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:27 AM
Author: glassy pozpig



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:39 PM
Author: Aqua Brunch

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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:28 PM
Author: ruby quadroon

You could weave yourself the finest dress from those ropes.

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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:31 PM
Author: sadistic razzle field trust fund

"My GOD!" you scream, when you see her back. "You've been whipped!!"

"Whoops, I guess i didn't wash carefully. Those aren't scars, babe. They are ropes... From the past."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2betting#29683886)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: zombie-like charcoal depressive stain



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:19 AM
Author: Offensive Buff Office

Moral of the story - Don't date women over the age 25, even when in your thirties/ forties.

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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:25 AM
Author: cocky metal dysfunction

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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:10 PM
Author: Rambunctious locus degenerate

you examine your profile in the mirror, sucking in your pauch. 'not bad,' you think to yourself, for being 55 lbs heavier than college. 'dad bod is all the rage anyway right? i'm sure my wife will find me sexy and attractive forever. thats why we're getting married'

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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:15 PM
Author: sadistic razzle field trust fund

"For every year after 29," she tells her bridesmaids, "I was advised to cross one requirement off my list. Jim might not look like much to you, but he's 6' and has a job."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2betting#29683341)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:34 PM
Author: Doobsian location

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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:40 PM
Author: Aqua Brunch

Guess which requirement is the LAST she is willing to part with

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2betting#29683523)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:36 PM
Author: Brilliant stag film



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Date: March 16th, 2020 12:45 PM
Author: walnut disgusting therapy address



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:16 PM
Author: lake vibrant area



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:22 PM
Author: cocky metal dysfunction



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: zombie-like charcoal depressive stain



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Date: March 28th, 2016 10:05 PM
Author: Dark thriller business firm



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Date: August 9th, 2019 6:41 AM
Author: Outnumbered House-broken Gay Wizard



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:03 PM
Author: silver flickering friendly grandma stage

"And the bride and groom have written their own vows?" the baritone woman in a suit speaks into her lapel mic, handing a wireless mic to the bride with a smile.

She trembles holding the mic, unfolding a slip of paper from her slightly calloused hands, stubbier than they were seven months ago, and less certain than they were seven hours ago.

"We have so much. So much to look to in the future. We have spent so much time without each other, but here we are. Together. Now. And it..."--she chokes here for a moment--"...will last because there is nothing greater than this love we shareatthismoment"--she hastens now, inexplicably, but the tears brimming in her eyes cue the crowd that it is justifiable--"...forever." She drops the paper; it flutters away in the breeze, as the din of a golf mower rises in the background from the seventeenth green.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2betting#29683667)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:14 PM
Author: Doobsian location



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:06 PM
Author: Ruddy Faggotry

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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:18 PM
Author: lake vibrant area

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Great work brother!

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Date: October 24th, 2016 2:00 PM
Author: Self-centered green indirect expression casino



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:20 PM
Author: cocky metal dysfunction



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:24 PM
Author: violent gas station

"the baritone woman in a suit speaks into her lapel mic"

"She drops the paper; it flutters away in the breeze, as the din of a golf mower rises in the background from the seventeenth green"

JFC

Wish you appeared in these sorts of threads more often friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2betting#29686616)



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Date: April 4th, 2016 7:11 PM
Author: Vigorous Stage

cr this is poetry

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Date: March 15th, 2017 7:59 AM
Author: arousing overrated indian lodge digit ratio



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:57 PM
Author: carnelian market dingle berry

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Date: September 26th, 2021 9:03 PM
Author: Orchid exciting theater



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:04 PM
Author: Lime stimulating wrinkle tattoo



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:18 PM
Author: cocky metal dysfunction



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:19 PM
Author: Stirring drunken potus sandwich

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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:20 PM
Author: cocky metal dysfunction

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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:23 PM
Author: Doobsian location

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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:24 PM
Author: Stirring drunken potus sandwich



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:25 PM
Author: Stirring drunken potus sandwich

packing cialis for the weeklong honeymoon, hoping to get laid at least twice

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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:29 PM
Author: contagious corner nibblets



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:49 PM
Author: charismatic cumskin



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:15 PM
Author: Beady-eyed roast beef

Oh man I did this. Worse - I got talked into honeymoon in fucking France

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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:19 PM
Author: Stirring drunken potus sandwich

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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:23 PM
Author: Beady-eyed roast beef

8 DAYS of tours and overpriced restaurants. Didn't go out really drinking once. In my last days in Paris, I walked by a few "massage" parlors that looked pretty sketchy, considered checking them out because hey I spent 10k on this honeymoon - I - had - might - as - well - do - something - fun - for - me

FML moments on that trip were plentiful

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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:24 PM
Author: Stirring drunken potus sandwich

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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:24 PM
Author: cocky metal dysfunction



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:38 PM
Author: charismatic cumskin



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:50 PM
Author: Doobsian location

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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:07 PM
Author: Beady-eyed roast beef

If it makes you feel better about life in general, sure, why not - it's all flame. You know what's also a flame? Fucking marriage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2betting#29684624)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:16 PM
Author: Rambunctious locus degenerate

are u stil maried

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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:17 PM
Author: Beady-eyed roast beef

yes - 3 years this May

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Date: June 10th, 2024 1:28 PM
Author: glittery big-titted filthpig

Desperately need an update on this marriage

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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:36 PM
Author: Misanthropic hall pervert

I dunno man. Not a single thing here has any relation to my marriage but then again I would never have gone through with it if any bridezilla crap started. Why didn't you back out? It isn't marriage that sucks, it is marrying the wrong person.

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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:20 PM
Author: Beady-eyed roast beef

It creeps up on you, it's so gradual that you really don't notice until things have gotten totally out of control. You try to focus on how awesome things were before this wedding nonsense and try to think about how things will be better after the wedding, it's a lifelong commitment, there are problems but who doesn't have problems, etc. etc.

For the most part, things are fine now, and I can't say that I'm regretful for marrying my wife. Things are pretty chill now. But the wedding process was miserable and the honeymoon was bullshit.

One thing that we don't do is really travel, and a lot of the reason was that the honeymoon was so crappy for me that I don't want to go anywhere with my Wife.

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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:28 PM
Author: Burgundy fat ankles

Did you two travel a lot before getting married? What was "bullshit" about your honeymoon?

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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:38 PM
Author: glittery big-titted filthpig

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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:20 PM
Author: multi-colored dun macaca home

why did u guys go to Paris. Why did u not drink. why is your wife that way. any other stories?

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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:31 PM
Author: Well-lubricated Shrine Dopamine

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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:19 PM
Author: Beady-eyed roast beef

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Date: March 19th, 2020 1:31 PM
Author: Coral Old Irish Cottage Jewess



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Date: March 15th, 2017 7:59 AM
Author: arousing overrated indian lodge digit ratio



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:07 PM
Author: Insanely creepy roommate resort

Chimeric DNA slowly eroding her braincells.

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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:08 PM
Author: Ruddy Faggotry

LJL at this flame. My pops was 45 when he married my mom and everything turned out fine.

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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:20 PM
Author: chest-beating elite sound barrier site

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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:26 PM
Author: Doobsian location



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:27 PM
Author: Smoky disrespectful school cafeteria



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:37 PM
Author: Ruddy Faggotry

She was 20 years younger.

No autism here bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2betting#29684414)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:39 PM
Author: charismatic cumskin

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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:32 PM
Author: Misanthropic hall pervert



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:11 PM
Author: Ruddy Faggotry

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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:30 PM
Author: sadistic razzle field trust fund

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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:24 PM
Author: zombie-like charcoal depressive stain



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Date: January 23rd, 2017 3:11 PM
Author: fighting 180 house shitlib



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Date: March 15th, 2017 8:00 AM
Author: arousing overrated indian lodge digit ratio



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Date: February 20th, 2018 5:02 PM
Author: ruby quadroon



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:21 PM
Author: Stirring drunken potus sandwich

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2betting#29684280)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:25 PM
Author: Self-centered green indirect expression casino

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Date: February 15th, 2016 8:03 PM
Author: Dark thriller business firm



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Date: November 27th, 2016 11:54 AM
Author: bespoke hyperactive crackhouse becky



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:40 PM
Author: Umber idiot

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2betting#29684443)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:44 PM
Author: Beady-eyed roast beef



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:46 PM
Author: cocky metal dysfunction



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:48 PM
Author: Rambunctious locus degenerate

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2betting#29684501)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:51 PM
Author: cruel-hearted titillating lodge fortuitous meteor



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:56 PM
Author: sadistic razzle field trust fund

lmao at the dog bit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2betting#29684551)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:04 PM
Author: Beady-eyed roast beef

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2betting#29684606)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:09 PM
Author: cocky metal dysfunction

fake, she would never trust you with her beloved dog.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2betting#29684642)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:11 PM
Author: Beady-eyed roast beef

lol you are the primary caretaker of that dog. You walk it every day, you take it fishing with you, you feed it, you pick up its shit. She does nothing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2betting#29684656)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:13 PM
Author: cocky metal dysfunction

do u love it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2betting#29684671)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:16 PM
Author: Beady-eyed roast beef

I love that fucking dog - that drooling son of a bitch has turned out to be my best friend. He's happy to see me every day when I come home, and the first thing I do when I get home every night is take him and the baby on a walk down to the river - he runs all over the place and is always super happy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2betting#29684698)



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Date: February 1st, 2016 10:12 AM
Author: Adventurous Spot Internal Respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2betting#29726837)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:19 PM
Author: sadistic razzle field trust fund

Nah, it is just hilarious how what's objective BATSHIT behavior gets shrugged off as mildly-worse-than-normal once you have been immunized by a white woman

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2betting#29684716)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:20 PM
Author: Beady-eyed roast beef

My old boss and mentor used to say: there'd be bounties on all their heads if it wasn't for their pussies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2betting#29684725)



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Date: May 19th, 2016 9:21 PM
Author: Doobsian location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2betting#30516035)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:20 PM
Author: Rambunctious locus degenerate

wtf we had my dog at our wedding :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2betting#29684726)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:22 PM
Author: Beady-eyed roast beef

Brother, when I tip back that miller lite this evening, I'll raise it to you first in solidarity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2betting#29684740)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:22 PM
Author: Rambunctious locus degenerate

it was my dog (from before we met) and it was a lot of fun :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2betting#29684751)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:22 PM
Author: sadistic razzle field trust fund

dood, it isn't that rex isn't there. its because OP doesn't love her enough to think about how she would secretly have WANTED rex there, and he ruined her magical day by not surprising her, which drove her to tears

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2betting#29684755)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: Rambunctious locus degenerate

ok fair im kinda slow today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2betting#29684771)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: Beady-eyed roast beef

this guy gets it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2betting#29684774)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:24 PM
Author: Motley unholy legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2betting#29685212)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:26 PM
Author: Floppy Dead Set Laser Beams

Only gay doods have this kind of insight into women, which ironically, is completely wasted on them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2betting#29685219)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:27 PM
Author: abnormal box office

it's like your law partner, giving you a 30 second explanation of an assignment and then getting irate at you when you missed several "obvious" issues in your brief.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2betting#29685684)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:35 PM
Author: glittery big-titted filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2betting#29685734)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:06 PM
Author: lake vibrant area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2betting#29684620)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:07 PM
Author: charismatic cumskin

*puts gun in mouth*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2betting#29684633)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:12 PM
Author: multi-colored dun macaca home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2betting#29684664)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:36 PM
Author: zombie-like charcoal depressive stain

*let's you borrow a bullet*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2betting#29684884)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:15 PM
Author: boyish university

JFC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2betting#29684689)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:31 PM
Author: Bossy yarmulke pit

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2betting#29684853)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:43 PM
Author: bearded cuckoldry abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2betting#29684937)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: glittery big-titted filthpig

I was that friend of my buddy getting married recently. Knowing he was just getting swept along in an unstoppable current, all the wedding minutiae bullshit. I felt badly for him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2betting#29684980)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:17 PM
Author: Beady-eyed roast beef

Unstoppable current is the best way I've ever heard it explained.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2betting#29685164)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:31 PM
Author: Floppy Dead Set Laser Beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2betting#29685270)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:22 PM
Author: Floppy Dead Set Laser Beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2betting#29685194)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:19 PM
Author: Burgundy fat ankles

"the love of your life facebook messages you congratulations and that she wishes the best for you"

PROTIP: The 'love of your life' girl will be doing the exact same thing to some dood one day, so no need to worry about her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2betting#29685173)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:21 PM
Author: Beady-eyed roast beef

Well, she already chewed through one sorry sonofabitch. Lawyer, too, I wanted to warn him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2betting#29685189)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:38 PM
Author: Burgundy fat ankles

Wait, so your big screed up there was a true story?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2betting#29685317)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:08 PM
Author: Beady-eyed roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2betting#29685563)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:08 PM
Author: Beady-eyed roast beef

mmm hmmm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2betting#29685564)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:11 PM
Author: Burgundy fat ankles

Jesus Christ.

I'm very, very sorry to hear that.

Why did you even go through with it? Do you love her? What was she like before you put the ring on her?

And no sex for 3 months? Was there at least oral? Like I can't imagine no sex for THREE FUCKING MONTHS.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2betting#29685582)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:15 PM
Author: Beady-eyed roast beef

180 prior to engagement, 120 the second the ring went on. 120 first year of marriage.

Since then, we've settled into a decent TTT, like Tulane.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2betting#29685611)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:21 PM
Author: Burgundy fat ankles

Why didn't you just talk to her after the ring went on and things went from 180 to 120?

How did she change and in what ways did she go from 180 to 120? Was it just all WEDDING WEDDING WEDDING for the entirety of the engagement, or was there more?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2betting#29685643)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:25 PM
Author: Beady-eyed roast beef

wedding wedding wedding the entire engagement. It became the focus of her life. there was no talking about it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2betting#29685674)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:27 PM
Author: Burgundy fat ankles

Did you tell her that this excessive focus was bothering you to the degree that it was?

Sometimes it's up to the non-wedding-obsessed person to sit the other person down and tell them that they're losing sight of the big picture and it's frightening them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2betting#29685690)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:12 PM
Author: Doobsian location

180 twist

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2betting#29685588)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:25 PM
Author: cocky metal dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2betting#29685218)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 8:06 PM
Author: violent gas station

THIS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2betting#29686942)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:22 PM
Author: crimson judgmental plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2betting#29685193)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:29 PM
Author: Misanthropic hall pervert

Why would anyone go through with this? Seriously, if I saw wedding planning go in the direction it went I would immediately have called it off.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2betting#29685253)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:35 PM
Author: Burgundy fat ankles

All that poast told me is that if guys are really concerned about this kind of thing, they should marry a somewhat high-earning spouse (so "She has no real savings so she contributes almost nothing" doesn't happen) and get a 180 wedding planner to minimize stressful admin on wedding day.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2betting#29685289)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:40 PM
Author: Misanthropic hall pervert

No, I would view this differently. The engagement should be seen as a probationary period. If the bride to be makes it clear that marrying you is all about the wedding and what you can buy her then you NEED to back out. Until you get married all you'll get us some social blowback that you'll easily recover from. After that it gets exponentially worse. And if you let her henpeck you into the wedding, honeymoon, etc before you're even married then you're doomed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2betting#29685332)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:43 PM
Author: Burgundy fat ankles

I'm probably going to do a clunky job of explaining this analogy, but here goes.

Girls who are all about the wedding after getting married are like guys who are all about having sex after the first couple of dates. You WANT the girl to be excited about the wedding, just like a girl should WANT a guy to be physically attracted to her and want sex with her. BUT, you don't want sex/wedding to be what the first date/the marriage is all about.

Neither are desirable, but you're stupid and completely deluded if you think it's optimal to find a girl who ISN'T excited about the wedding. And weddings are a beast to plan.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2betting#29685362)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:50 PM
Author: Misanthropic hall pervert

If she isn't ok with a casual wedding then fuck it. Seriously.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2betting#29685419)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:02 PM
Author: Burgundy fat ankles

Realistically, the kinds of girls who are most likely to be OK with small, casual weddings are (1) very young girls who don't have a lot of money and don't have parents who have a lot of money, (2) people who have children and don't want to spend $ on a wedding that could be going to their child, (3) introverts who dislike large parties and don't have a large circle of friends, (4) tomboys who have some masculine preferences and ways of thinking, and don't like the idea of getting dolled up for a frilly, poofy party, and (5) people on their second (or third, fourth, etc) marriage, had the blockbuster party, and have an "ain't nobody got time for that" attitude about the whole thing.

Single doods should limit their dating pool to these kinds of women if they want to limit their financial exposure re: wedding.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2betting#29685528)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:15 PM
Author: Misanthropic hall pervert

Oh I'd never marry an aging extrovert for many, many reasons, this being one of them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2betting#29685612)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:20 PM
Author: Burgundy fat ankles

And a lot of doods who enjoy poasting on internet message boards tend to be introverts, so it's understandable that they would also not see the fun in a large, expensive party.

But don't shit on people who enjoy such things.

As for the "aging extrovert", I know quite a few of these folks who had big blockbuster first weddings that turned into 120 marriages, and very small second weddings because they were just done with the whole show and already had their "big day".

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2betting#29685636)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:48 PM
Author: Beta erotic hell really tough guy

cr. 1,3,4 are all fine with me. but i can see the tomboy in #4 being just a really practical/rational woman who dislikes large parties but doesn't have a smaller than avg circle of friends.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2betting#29686827)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 9:27 AM
Author: Burgundy fat ankles

I wasn't meaning to say that the tomboy in #4 was introverted or had a smaller circle of friends. Just that, as you said, she's more practical/rational and isn't as likely to get all wrapped up in the wedding industrial complex.

And there's nothing to say that tomboys dislike large parties or dressing up. I just know girls like this who don't want an engagement ring because they never wear jewelry and dislike rings because they do too much sports and don't want to lose it at the gym; and could find much better uses for $100k than a party where everyone's cunty +1s complain about the beef being too tough.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2betting#29690324)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 8:49 PM
Author: Beta erotic hell really tough guy

sounds like wife material. highly rational STEM girls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2betting#29695165)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:42 PM
Author: Well-lubricated Shrine Dopamine

shut the fuck up wedding sushi. just elope

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2betting#29685361)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:44 PM
Author: Burgundy fat ankles

Eloping is for people whose parents and friends don't approve of their wedding. If your parents and friends approve of the wedding, eloping serves no purpose and is kinda selfish.

And no one truly elopes these days. They may have some destination wedding somewhere with a small handful of people (or even just themselves), but then they have a major, blinged out party when they get back.

Of the couples I know who eloped, one was a green card marriage (parents didn't know and friends didn't approve), another was a situation where getting her boyfriend drunk in Vegas was the only way she'd get him to marry her, and the other was a normal, middle-income couple where the groom had a 10-year old child and they wanted to save $$$ (reasonable but atypical).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2betting#29685379)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:51 PM
Author: Misanthropic hall pervert

Plenty of people do small casual weddings. You see them in Central Park in the summer all the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2betting#29685435)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:04 PM
Author: Burgundy fat ankles

The couple with the 10-year old child did their wedding in Central Park and the photos were lovely. It was perfect, just for them. She devotes her whole life to this child and doesn't have a wide circle of friends, so what they did made perfect sense.

But do understand that some people have a larger circle of friends and family and would like their friends and family to celebrate with them. This isn't the hallmark of a sociopathic, high-maintenance spoiled princessy brat, just someone who is somewhat extroverted, cheerful, and has a large social network.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2betting#29685535)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:34 PM
Author: Ruddy Faggotry

Ive dated two girls with mega $$ and the weddings wouldve been insane had I not fucked the first relationship up and bailed on the second one. I honestly wouldve preferred just the two of us and a minister but that's not how it works I guess.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2betting#29685725)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:42 PM
Author: Burgundy fat ankles

Even if you have a girl who totally hasn't bought into the wedding industrial complex, you're fighting against the tradition of having her father walk her down the aisle.

Now that my own wedding day is looking more and more like a 'when' and not an 'if', I like the idea of a small ceremony somewhere farflung and awesomely ridiculous over the stereotype wedding at someone's country club or a luxury hotel where the beef is tough and everyone's just waiting for the band to play Don't Stop Believing, just because of the cost savings and the lack of admin. I can't stand organizational clusterfucks and admin, and that's one way to suck the fun out of a party.

But my dad will be there to walk me down the aisle. That's what you're competing with if you just want a "two of us and a minister" setup.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2betting#29685783)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 6:00 PM
Author: Misanthropic hall pervert

I saw a ton of people who were younger, no kids, etc. But yeah, they were mostly smaller groups.

Personally, I'm weary of extroverted people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2betting#29685920)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 6:23 PM
Author: Burgundy fat ankles

Central Park can offer a gorgeous setup if you like smaller or more casual, come-as-you-are weddings; don't mind a lot of randoms milling about while you're having your ceremony, and are OK with rolling the dice when it comes to weather.

As far as elopements/small wedding setups go, pretty parks are some of the best options and with Central Park you can always hire the back room at Del Posto for 50 of your closest friends after the ceremony for a pimp-ass dinner, and still spend much, much less money than you would have if you did a traditional wedding.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2betting#29686041)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:36 PM
Author: Well-lubricated Shrine Dopamine

damn bruh you going HAM itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2betting#29685300)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:20 PM
Author: cerise cruise ship turdskin

180. *GULPS*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2betting#29685635)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:25 PM
Author: abnormal box office

fucking damn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2betting#29685670)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:36 PM
Author: Vengeful cordovan weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2betting#29685737)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 8:04 PM
Author: infuriating range hunting ground

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2betting#29686927)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 11:13 PM
Author: Alcoholic massive national

Goodbye, XO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2betting#29688689)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 2:47 PM
Author: Doobsian location

Alright wish I never made this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2betting#29692345)



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Date: February 1st, 2016 10:21 AM
Author: multi-colored dun macaca home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2betting#29726866)



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Date: February 2nd, 2016 9:36 PM
Author: slimy exhilarant property mad-dog skullcap

what the fuck was in this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2betting#29740505)



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Date: May 19th, 2016 9:30 PM
Author: mustard base jew

ur better off not knowing. that shit was toxic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2betting#30516120)



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Date: September 2nd, 2016 3:06 PM
Author: Alcoholic massive national

repost please

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2betting#31322656)



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Date: October 21st, 2016 11:28 AM
Author: Beady-eyed roast beef

I wish I hadn't deleted this - it was a great overshare of my miserable wedding.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2betting#31696577)



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Date: June 13th, 2017 3:09 PM
Author: mustard base jew

it was absolutely brutal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2betting#33545376)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:25 PM
Author: Motley unholy legal warrant

Toxic..,,flame? No, hits too close to reality for many

BRB going to go nowig, become a monk, move to bhutan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2betting#29685217)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 8:11 PM
Author: violent gas station

tyft brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2betting#29686973)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:20 PM
Author: cocky metal dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2betting#29686573)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 3:03 PM
Author: misunderstood wine black woman hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2betting#29692473)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 8:41 PM
Author: Dark thriller business firm

180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2betting#29695105)



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Date: January 29th, 2016 8:19 PM
Author: crimson judgmental plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2betting#29710038)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 4:38 AM
Author: Godawful canary lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2betting#29719332)



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Date: February 1st, 2016 9:54 AM
Author: cocky metal dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2betting#29726769)



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Date: February 2nd, 2016 9:46 PM
Author: navy sweet tailpipe queen of the night

Why do I click these threads? Oh right because we are obsessed with finding the truth. And every time, we find out the truth sucks dick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2betting#29740620)



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Date: February 3rd, 2016 5:00 PM
Author: Doobsian location

brave

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2betting#29745733)



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 10:57 AM
Author: Bateful lemon alpha milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2betting#29888789)



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:02 AM
Author: cocky metal dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2betting#29888820)



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:04 AM
Author: sinister aphrodisiac point

Wow, this thread really touched a nerve

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2betting#29888829)



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Date: March 8th, 2016 5:02 PM
Author: Alcoholic massive national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2betting#30011217)



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Date: September 27th, 2016 11:02 PM
Author: Doobsian location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2betting#31509721)



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Date: March 4th, 2016 4:30 PM
Author: Doobsian location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2betting#29980741)



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Date: April 4th, 2016 7:03 PM
Author: Rambunctious locus degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2betting#30201735)



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Date: April 4th, 2016 7:11 PM
Author: Obsidian Harsh Half-breed Messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2betting#30201798)



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Date: April 20th, 2016 12:30 PM
Author: sadistic razzle field trust fund

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2betting#30311189)



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Date: May 11th, 2016 5:33 PM
Author: Bateful lemon alpha milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2betting#30456427)



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Date: May 11th, 2016 6:34 PM
Author: cocky metal dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2betting#30456759)



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Date: June 17th, 2016 3:32 PM
Author: Doobsian location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2betting#30728336)



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Date: September 27th, 2016 11:19 PM
Author: Tripping mind-boggling headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2betting#31509865)



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Date: October 21st, 2016 11:19 AM
Author: Rambunctious locus degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2betting#31696480)



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Date: October 21st, 2016 11:23 AM
Author: multi-colored dun macaca home

mods please delete

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2betting#31696519)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 11:14 AM
Author: Well-lubricated Shrine Dopamine

already preserved in the archives

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2betting#31714898)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 7:02 PM
Author: Doobsian location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2betting#31717973)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 2:02 PM
Author: mustard base jew

i really like it here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2betting#31715971)



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Date: October 27th, 2016 1:09 PM
Author: Godawful canary lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2betting#31738008)



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Date: December 17th, 2016 6:50 PM
Author: Translucent Vivacious Boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2betting#32167609)



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Date: January 3rd, 2017 9:13 AM
Author: multi-colored dun macaca home

mods

no matter what i'll never date a chick with a kid so at least there's that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2betting#32287873)



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Date: August 24th, 2017 10:57 AM
Author: Doobsian location

There were a lot of things single 36 year olds do they said they never would, fyi

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2betting#34058755)



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Date: January 23rd, 2017 4:50 PM
Author: chrome crusty telephone

In all seriousness, why is that bad?

First, the kid happened before she met you, so you weren't cucked.

Second, you get to experience the fun years but pass on the diaper years.

Besides, if you're an XO poster, you probably (a) are smart enough to recognize the silliness about caring whether a child is biologically "yours" as ridiculous, because there's so much randomness already, and (b) have mental illness genes that are better off not passed on.

As long as the kid's not carrying low-IQ Chad Thundercock genes (and the thread said previous marriage, not ONS) it sounds like a winning play.

A kid from an ONS is probably a deal-breaker, though. No way that kid is getting into any schools.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2betting#32440839)



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Date: January 23rd, 2017 4:57 PM
Author: Lime stimulating wrinkle tattoo

...

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2betting#32440878)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:08 PM
Author: Doobsian location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2betting#33728865)



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Date: August 18th, 2017 11:47 AM
Author: sinister aphrodisiac point

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2betting#34018807)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:20 PM
Author: white electric pistol

Holy shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2betting#37605655)



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Date: February 11th, 2017 2:01 AM
Author: lake vibrant area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2betting#32596246)



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Date: March 13th, 2017 11:07 AM
Author: Doobsian location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2betting#32818201)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 2:14 AM
Author: Rambunctious locus degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2betting#32833246)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 7:56 AM
Author: arousing overrated indian lodge digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2betting#32833819)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 12:33 AM
Author: Godawful canary lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2betting#32973380)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 12:36 AM
Author: chartreuse racy

"i made it," he thought.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2betting#32973392)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 5:55 AM
Author: impertinent aromatic genital piercing

If you're gonna get married, you need to have the ability to semi pick your girl at will to get to know.

If you can't do this, you probably won't ever get enough data to make informed choice.

Don't get married.

Most people should never be married

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2betting#32974083)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 6:11 PM
Author: Coral Old Irish Cottage Jewess

bump for leolenin

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2betting#33449151)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 8:56 PM
Author: Fishy ceo nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2betting#33450386)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 8:59 PM
Author: Dark thriller business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2betting#33450409)



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Date: June 13th, 2017 3:41 PM
Author: citrine spectacular marketing idea

*furiously re-installs Bumble, Tinder and Hinge*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2betting#33545689)



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Date: July 2nd, 2017 2:28 PM
Author: Coral Old Irish Cottage Jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2betting#33689269)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:40 PM
Author: cracking coiffed dragon

where is corporate slave?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2betting#33729047)



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Date: August 18th, 2017 11:44 AM
Author: Concupiscible lavender knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2betting#34018777)



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Date: September 25th, 2017 12:20 PM
Author: Rambunctious locus degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2betting#34291351)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 12:11 PM
Author: glittery big-titted filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2betting#34541789)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 12:19 PM
Author: multi-colored dun macaca home

This thread gave me a complex about dating anyone within 3 years of my age

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2betting#34541842)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:18 PM
Author: Puce organic girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2betting#35011311)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:27 PM
Author: maize swashbuckling bbw

Lol dude. Marrying in your 20s isnt all what its cracked up to be. I have about 3 cousins who married when they were 22-24. I lol at them. They hid for YEARS the abusive, nightmarish marriages they were in, because they wanted everyone to believe they were living the 180 life: young, married, happily ever after.

Several years later they finally confessed what they'd been through. One of them tried to kill self twice and became an alcoholic (this is the hottest one). Her husband was a lawyer and took pics of her drunk and puking and had an entire collection ready to be used for child custody. Started a FB page about how he was not allowed to see his own kid. Unbelievable shit. The other 2 are single moms now.

Gave the best years of their lives to crazy ass husbands.

But appearances will be appearances and some people will defend them till the day they die. These ppl I'm talking about were FB megapoasters and poasted every second of "happy" moments they had until it was clear it was all fake. LJL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2betting#35011392)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:30 PM
Author: Doobsian location

xo poasters are the ones that marry the emotionally broken single mothers the situation you describe created



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2betting#35011407)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:48 PM
Author: maize swashbuckling bbw

Titcr

This cousin Im talking about wasnt done with her divorce when she got engaged to a dude from the rehab she was sent to. She's very hot, her parents are rich and she's a nice girl. For whatever reason she just desperately needed to get married before everyone else--and she did at 22. Nearly dies from her mistake.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2betting#35011546)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 4:58 PM
Author: Translucent Vivacious Boltzmann

No offense breh but it sounds like your cousin was the problem in that marriage. Lawyer dude reasonably gets pissed that the mother of his children wants to go out and drink instead of acting like a wife, becomes "controlling" and "abusive."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2betting#35446889)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 3:49 PM
Author: peach passionate

cr. an "abusive" relationship doesn't turn a sane person into an alcoholic. the only people who become alcoholics are the ones who were fucked up in the first place, and then it's a chicken/egg situation wrt whether they were "abused" in their adult relationships

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2betting#36120524)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:42 PM
Author: misunderstood wine black woman hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2betting#36493744)



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Date: May 17th, 2018 5:38 PM
Author: glittery big-titted filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2betting#36071800)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:14 PM
Author: Doobsian location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2betting#36493633)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:54 PM
Author: brass travel guidebook

man seeing thunder collins talk about his batshit wife in retrospect is a little sad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2betting#36493792)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:55 PM
Author: Doobsian location

The signs were, sadly, all there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2betting#36493799)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:48 PM
Author: Lascivious kitty church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2betting#36493763)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:14 PM
Author: glittery big-titted filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2betting#37605614)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:14 PM
Author: Doobsian location

Not what I needed right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2betting#37605618)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:22 PM
Author: multi-colored dun macaca home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2betting#37605673)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:26 PM
Author: white electric pistol

This thread seemed so cringy to me just 3 years ago, but now it describes might be a decent outcome for me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2betting#37605696)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:26 PM
Author: Doobsian location

Jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2betting#37605700)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:22 PM
Author: multi-colored dun macaca home

Mods, do your fucking job already. It’s been years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2betting#37605671)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:38 PM
Author: rebellious brethren

I hate this thread so fucking much

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2betting#37605749)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 11:17 PM
Author: Beta erotic hell really tough guy

I'm 34 and redoubling my efforts to find a wifey this year. This thread scares me. Noticing I'm matching with a lot more 32 year olds and far less women under 30.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2betting#37605917)



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Date: January 17th, 2019 12:11 AM
Author: odious regret

Obeezy’s future ITT. Sad!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2betting#37606174)



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Date: April 9th, 2019 8:15 AM
Author: odious regret

Obeezy’s recent past*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2betting#38061344)



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Date: January 17th, 2019 12:42 AM
Author: sadistic razzle field trust fund

Never noticed the TC subthread itt. Absolutely devastating

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2betting#37606311)



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Date: January 17th, 2019 12:12 PM
Author: odious regret

Never got the fedora post ITT. Otherwise, 180 content creation.

For anyone who ended up or will end up in this position— lol @ you!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2betting#37608100)



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Date: April 8th, 2019 3:45 PM
Author: glittery big-titted filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2betting#38058384)



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Date: April 9th, 2019 4:01 AM
Author: Ocher Adulterous Cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2betting#38061194)



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Date: April 9th, 2019 5:59 AM
Author: Puce organic girlfriend

thread is like me, except it's 27 y/o me marrying a 34 y/o wife

just kidding, i'll be 26!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2betting#38061250)



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Date: April 9th, 2019 8:16 AM
Author: odious regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2betting#38061345)



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Date: April 12th, 2019 12:54 AM
Author: odious regret

Can't stop lol'ing at "men" (like Obeezy) who find themselves in this position

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2betting#38076981)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 9:49 AM
Author: Doobsian location

getting closer to this bros...what once seemed like an edgy joke has become something far more sinister

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2betting#38331712)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 9:56 AM
Author: Transparent haunting place of business

37 and 34 --> 41 and 38

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2betting#38331750)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 9:57 AM
Author: Doobsian location

that NYT wedding announcement was something out of horror film

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2betting#38331757)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 8:58 AM
Author: multi-colored dun macaca home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2betting#38655549)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 10:23 AM
Author: Apoplectic round eye

I have printed this thread and added it to the "book" to be delivered to my son when he turns 17 should I die before that time.

Good luck all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2betting#38331857)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 10:31 AM
Author: odious regret

ITT: Biryani tp’s life story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2betting#38331878)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 7:10 AM
Author: lake vibrant area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2betting#38655417)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 9:18 AM
Author: odious regret

Absolutely devastating for board libs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2betting#38655608)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 12:03 AM
Author: odious regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2betting#38673273)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 12:11 AM
Author: fiercely-loyal

Most of you have now missed this window and are no longer desirable for even the 34 yo match fiancee lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2betting#38673311)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 1:43 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Candlestick Maker

Does that include you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2betting#38673503)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 1:48 AM
Author: fiercely-loyal

not quite yet but prob soon brother!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2betting#38673513)



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Date: March 16th, 2020 12:42 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2betting#39779443)



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Date: February 2nd, 2020 11:02 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2betting#39531148)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 12:32 PM
Author: Rambunctious locus degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2betting#39763251)



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Date: March 16th, 2020 12:40 PM
Author: sadistic razzle field trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2betting#39779439)



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Date: September 30th, 2020 7:14 AM
Author: sadistic razzle field trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2betting#41016701)



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Date: August 27th, 2021 11:15 PM
Author: Very Tactful Maroon Affirmative Action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2betting#43021741)



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Date: September 13th, 2021 11:16 AM
Author: Rambunctious locus degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2betting#43107782)



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Date: September 26th, 2021 8:56 PM
Author: multi-colored dun macaca home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2betting#43182523)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 8:44 PM
Author: Hairraiser sooty main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2betting#43257821)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 8:47 PM
Author: Orchid exciting theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2betting#43257834)



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Date: March 12th, 2022 2:32 PM
Author: sadistic razzle field trust fund

bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2betting#44136160)



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Date: January 5th, 2023 5:21 PM
Author: Rambunctious locus degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2betting#45747202)



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Date: March 20th, 2023 11:32 AM
Author: Bateful lemon alpha milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2betting#46075051)



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Date: October 13th, 2023 12:24 PM
Author: wonderful unhinged clown

all time thread.

xo used to get 500 posts threads that were mostly orig content, with multiple 100 plus subthreads. 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2betting#46930507)



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Date: October 13th, 2023 2:03 PM
Author: greedy

mental illness of xo 6+ years ago was off the charts. every other thread was just suicidal late-20s guys posting blackpill shit trying to get you to join them. they all have kids now so the cycle can continue haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2betting#46931020)



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Date: January 3rd, 2024 7:39 PM
Author: Doobsian location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2betting#47246331)



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