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Incredible Joel Osteen sermon: Dealing with your haters

It's Message #337, called Don't Allow Critical Voices to St...
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Crows are more intelligent than eagles, and in fact are one ...
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Anyone would rather be an eagle than a crow. That's the imp...
provocative abode
  08/20/18
https://youtu.be/37VebUxrbKI?t=39
Brilliant abnormal giraffe fortuitous meteor
  08/20/18
Here, the investors are like the eagle.
provocative abode
  08/20/18
(((crows)))
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In the sermon, your fake news spread by the (((media))) woul...
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Amazing how the partisan hacks bumped this even after you po...
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I am hung up on Joel because his messages are 180 as fuck, a...
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stirring spot
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I know. Nothing brings out their nasty nature quicker than ...
provocative abode
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Ohhh he found his new thing !! I
puce fanboi tattoo
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Found him This guy is way smarter and better than Joel ...
stirring spot
  08/20/18
I am listening to him now, but I have to be honest that his ...
provocative abode
  08/20/18
God I fucking hate you
stirring spot
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You seem to fancy yourself as this old man from the 1950s. ...
provocative abode
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Your attention span had just been shot. You can't hear true ...
stirring spot
  08/20/18
His style is boring and monotone. There is no need to go ou...
provocative abode
  08/20/18
Listen to the words. You just don't get it. Joel couldn't ex...
stirring spot
  08/20/18
I listened to around 20 min in total. I think that Joel act...
provocative abode
  08/20/18
You've only been religious for a few months. As you mature y...
stirring spot
  08/20/18
Listen to the video I linked and tell me they aren't talking...
provocative abode
  08/20/18
Also, this is obviously BS because I loved the video from th...
provocative abode
  08/20/18
Wow! Prophetic.
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lmao 180. and the crabs in the bucket can't even reach the c...
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Expected the return of coldplay_fan and was pleasantly surpr...
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underhanded church
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LORD FORGIVE THE HATERS FOR THEY KNOW NOT WHAT THEY DO
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Osteen schtick is one of the best going on xo.
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Well I've got to admire him for this one; convincing any of ...
underhanded church
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lol johnsmeyer
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  08/21/18
This needs a vocaroo
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Coincidence that crows are black?
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Bump in honor of the Osteen Kayne power unification Joel...
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historically important thread
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Nice bump. It remains true
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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:35 PM
Author: provocative abode

It's Message #337, called Don't Allow Critical Voices to Steal Your Dreams.

It's a great message for anyone who has a throng of haters, which goes hand in hand with being successful, like Joel. I had previously sought to destroy each hater, but Joel teaches this is not what God wants.

Joel uses the analogy of an eagle. Sometimes, eagles get annoyed by crows, who like to gang up and harass them. Even though the eagle could kill a crow in one swipe, the eagle does not fight back. Instead, he rises above and flies to a higher altitude, smartly knowing that the crows cannot follow. This is how you should deal with your haters, rise above them, even though it would be very easy to quickly dispose of them like the eagle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2betting#36651787)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:35 PM
Author: Brilliant abnormal giraffe fortuitous meteor



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:37 PM
Author: puce fanboi tattoo

Crows are more intelligent than eagles, and in fact are one of the smartest species of birds.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2betting#36651797)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:39 PM
Author: provocative abode

Anyone would rather be an eagle than a crow. That's the important thing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2betting#36651811)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:42 PM
Author: Brilliant abnormal giraffe fortuitous meteor

https://youtu.be/37VebUxrbKI?t=39

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2betting#36651834)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:43 PM
Author: provocative abode

Here, the investors are like the eagle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2betting#36651850)



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Date: November 14th, 2019 1:12 PM
Author: pink thirsty boiling water international law enforcement agency

(((crows)))

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2betting#39117986)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:39 PM
Author: Insanely Creepy Selfie Liquid Oxygen

can't believe this isn't a parody thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2betting#36651805)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:39 PM
Author: Adventurous amber pit circlehead



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Date: August 21st, 2018 2:11 AM
Author: Talking windowlicker market



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Date: August 21st, 2018 2:11 AM
Author: Canary fantasy-prone french chef



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Date: August 21st, 2018 7:48 AM
Author: mind-boggling tanning salon laser beams



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Date: August 21st, 2018 7:55 AM
Author: razzle orchestra pit rigpig

The autism and lack of self awareness are stunning and majestic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2betting#36653743)



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Date: November 14th, 2019 1:16 PM
Author: indecent kitty



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Date: August 24th, 2018 11:58 AM
Author: boyish fuchsia goyim fat ankles



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Date: November 14th, 2019 1:15 PM
Author: indecent kitty



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:39 PM
Author: Bateful rehab friendly grandma

In this sermon flying high above is a metaphor for closing the doors of your church to flood victims.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2betting#36651809)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:40 PM
Author: Adventurous amber pit circlehead



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:43 PM
Author: Bright alcoholic school generalized bond



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:46 PM
Author: provocative abode

In the sermon, your fake news spread by the (((media))) would be like the piles of shit that come from the crows:

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/acts-of-faith/wp/2017/08/29/we-were-never-closed-joel-osteens-houston-megachurch-disputes-claims-it-shut-its-doors/?noredirect=on&utm_term=.3f8952fe70be

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2betting#36651866)



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Date: November 14th, 2019 1:16 PM
Author: indecent kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2betting#39118014)



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Date: February 13th, 2020 1:24 PM
Author: bat shit crazy theater stage

Amazing how the partisan hacks bumped this even after you pointed out it was fake. Very sad!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2betting#39589469)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:58 PM
Author: Maize Swashbuckling Office Main People



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Date: August 21st, 2018 2:12 AM
Author: Talking windowlicker market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2betting#36653257)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:48 PM
Author: stirring spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2betting#36651873)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:51 PM
Author: provocative abode

I am hung up on Joel because his messages are 180 as fuck, and he's 180, and I listen to him every day.

That being said, your unrelated video is also very 180. Talk about a prophet. Who is this guy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2betting#36651899)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:56 PM
Author: stirring spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2betting#36651929)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:00 PM
Author: provocative abode

I know. Nothing brings out their nasty nature quicker than talking about the greatness of Osteen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2betting#36651979)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:56 PM
Author: puce fanboi tattoo

Ohhh he found his new thing !! I

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2betting#36651931)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:15 PM
Author: stirring spot

Found him

This guy is way smarter and better than Joel

Give him a listen while you mow the lawn

J. Vernon McGee

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=oZ9afjYimu0

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2betting#36652057)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:28 PM
Author: provocative abode

I am listening to him now, but I have to be honest that his style makes it very difficult to get into.

He seems very smart and serious though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2betting#36652149)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:29 PM
Author: stirring spot

God I fucking hate you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2betting#36652153)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:31 PM
Author: provocative abode

You seem to fancy yourself as this old man from the 1950s. I think you go out of your way to seek role models that fit into this stodgy image. It's an interesting quirk.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2betting#36652168)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:34 PM
Author: stirring spot

Your attention span had just been shot. You can't hear true scholarship.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2betting#36652194)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:40 PM
Author: provocative abode

His style is boring and monotone. There is no need to go out of your way to sound so boring.

If there's an essay version in text form that isn't terribly long, I'd look at that instead and probably extract the value in 25% of the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2betting#36652232)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:45 PM
Author: stirring spot

Listen to the words. You just don't get it. Joel couldn't exist in the 1900s. Why because he is a product of an already warped image. Sure he is good for now. But good for now is exactly what had brought us to this point. It's what allows generational Judaism to continually scratch away at the strength of the white people. You grew up with an already chinked plate of armor. Your children will think it's normal to have a gaping hole in their beliefs. There is only one way to rebuild it and allowing the eroded message to continue is not the right way

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2betting#36652254)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:52 PM
Author: provocative abode

I listened to around 20 min in total. I think that Joel actually covered this message, in a much more entertaining and practical way.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cg-yH8iHNoI

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2betting#36652307)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:56 PM
Author: stirring spot

You've only been religious for a few months. As you mature you will want more than what he can give you. I'll just wait until then

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2betting#36652337)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 11:00 PM
Author: provocative abode

Listen to the video I linked and tell me they aren't talking about the same thing. Osteen even uses the same phrase of "the flesh" to describe the old nature.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2betting#36652360)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:44 PM
Author: provocative abode

Also, this is obviously BS because I loved the video from the other old guy that you poasted here. That guy had style.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2betting#36652246)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:04 PM
Author: Thriller affirmative action site

Wow! Prophetic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2betting#36652000)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:00 PM
Author: Thriller affirmative action site



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:16 PM
Author: Arrogant well-lubricated parlor patrolman

lmao 180. and the crabs in the bucket can't even reach the crows, let alone the eagle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2betting#36652060)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:40 PM
Author: provocative abode



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:53 PM
Author: big-titted trump supporter

Expected the return of coldplay_fan and was pleasantly surprised

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2betting#36652312)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 12:28 PM
Author: underhanded church



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:56 PM
Author: wonderful cruel-hearted temple jap

LORD FORGIVE THE HATERS FOR THEY KNOW NOT WHAT THEY DO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2betting#36652335)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 2:33 AM
Author: Umber Public Bath Philosopher-king

Osteen schtick is one of the best going on xo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2betting#36653331)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 2:35 AM
Author: angry amethyst locale



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Date: August 21st, 2018 7:46 AM
Author: underhanded church

Well I've got to admire him for this one; convincing any of his feckless devotees that they are the eagles in this analogy is truly inspirational

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2betting#36653709)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 7:48 AM
Author: beta misanthropic chad

lol johnsmeyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2betting#36653719)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 7:56 AM
Author: razzle orchestra pit rigpig

This needs a vocaroo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2betting#36653745)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 7:57 AM
Author: Insanely Creepy Selfie Liquid Oxygen

Coincidence that crows are black?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2betting#36653748)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 10:43 AM
Author: pale rigor volcanic crater

Lawman8 weeping

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Date: August 25th, 2018 4:11 AM
Author: stirring spot



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Date: November 14th, 2019 12:29 PM
Author: provocative abode

Bump in honor of the Osteen Kayne power unification

Joel would be great on XO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2betting#39117741)



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Date: November 14th, 2019 1:14 PM
Author: Arrogant well-lubricated parlor patrolman

historically important thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2betting#39118002)



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Date: January 21st, 2020 9:07 PM
Author: Dashing idiot



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Date: January 21st, 2020 9:08 PM
Author: provocative abode

Nice bump. It remains true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2betting#39467947)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 2:22 PM
Author: supple box office crotch



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