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Micah Parsons to the Packers for two firsts

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Fragrant ruby center
  08/28/25
lol @ the cowboys
khaki people who are hurt toilet seat
  08/28/25
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Fragrant ruby center
  08/28/25
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useless massive international law enforcement agency karate
  08/28/25
that's it?
Brass stubborn mexican boistinker
  08/28/25
pack is paying him $47 million per year
Fragrant ruby center
  08/28/25
and Kenny Clark... good player but he'll be 30 in a few mont...
Dashing Burgundy Trailer Park Queen Of The Night
  08/28/25
1 sack doesnt sound good
Brass stubborn mexican boistinker
  08/28/25
Micah Parsons has 1 career playoff sack.
aphrodisiac citrine electric furnace goyim
  08/29/25
1/4 = 1/17 (xo 2025
Titillating snowy piazza dragon
  08/29/25
Kenny Clark has 5 sacks in 11 postseason games played. Parso...
aphrodisiac citrine electric furnace goyim
  08/29/25
Parsons ate up 2 sacks v. Eagles, 2 @ Commanders, etc. last ...
Titillating snowy piazza dragon
  08/29/25
I like the Packers. This was a retarded move.
aphrodisiac citrine electric furnace goyim
  08/29/25
Where are we on this.
Titillating snowy piazza dragon
  09/12/25
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Titillating snowy piazza dragon
  10/28/25
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Titillating snowy piazza dragon
  11/27/25
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lfo
  12/11/25
Haha wow
stirring flirting mediation cuck
  08/28/25
Happy?
copper galvanic spot mood
  08/28/25
I don't know. This is fairly unlike our front office and its...
stirring flirting mediation cuck
  08/28/25
Good move by the Boys.
aphrodisiac citrine electric furnace goyim
  08/28/25
lol why keep your best player when you could trade him for ...
useless massive international law enforcement agency karate
  08/28/25
He costs more than he is worth.
aphrodisiac citrine electric furnace goyim
  08/28/25
what’s jerry gonna do with the savings bro their D su...
useless massive international law enforcement agency karate
  08/28/25
three fifths, ackshually
Turquoise menage
  08/28/25
It feels like a loss for Dallas but it does make some sense....
passionate meetinghouse
  08/28/25
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Smoky outnumbered lay preventive strike
  08/29/25
Jerry caused all of those problems. This trade is just anoth...
Insecure party of the first part
  08/29/25
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Ocher house
  09/01/25
Jerry press conference constantly calling him "Michael&...
cocky chapel
  08/28/25
im with xo jerry on this.
Haunting up-to-no-good address
  08/29/25
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Smoky outnumbered lay preventive strike
  08/29/25
Its interesting because: 1. The argument for the Packers...
histrionic magenta church
  08/29/25
two first round picks in the nfl isnt a joke. espn is just t...
Haunting up-to-no-good address
  08/29/25
The salary cap is complete Enron accounting. Whatever a &quo...
Titillating snowy piazza dragon
  08/29/25
LJL Cowboys. What a clown franchise. Great move for the Pack...
pungent black legend
  08/29/25
So the Packers traded 2 1st round picks for one year of a on...
aphrodisiac citrine electric furnace goyim
  08/29/25
"The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per...
stirring flirting mediation cuck
  08/29/25
The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per play ...
cocky chapel
  08/29/25
, he lisped.
aphrodisiac citrine electric furnace goyim
  08/29/25
lol some cunt from district 3. better to get his ass off the...
Lemon office
  08/29/25
Knew about this three days ago but no one responded https:...
Shimmering Plaza
  08/29/25
I responded in under one hour
stirring flirting mediation cuck
  08/29/25
this is so fucking stupid worse than luka
useless massive international law enforcement agency karate
  08/29/25
Micah's back is shot lol. https://x.com/AdamSchefter/stat...
aphrodisiac citrine electric furnace goyim
  09/01/25
xo jerry wins again
Haunting up-to-no-good address
  09/01/25
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aphrodisiac citrine electric furnace goyim
  09/01/25
the idea of being an nfl player with anything resembling bac...
Haunting up-to-no-good address
  09/01/25
It's not absurd at all. These guys always have aches and pai...
aphrodisiac citrine electric furnace goyim
  09/01/25
Lolololol
copper galvanic spot mood
  09/01/25
Obviously not ideal Packers had to have known about this...
stirring flirting mediation cuck
  09/01/25
?
Titillating snowy piazza dragon
  09/12/25
?
Titillating snowy piazza dragon
  11/27/25
?
lfo
  12/11/25
Will be 180 when Parsons suffers a catastrophic injury early...
Excitant Cream Parlor
  09/01/25
Fuck you
stirring flirting mediation cuck
  09/01/25
I was the guy saying the Packers should've have done this an...
aphrodisiac citrine electric furnace goyim
  09/12/25
"shouldn't've" you mean?
Titillating snowy piazza dragon
  09/12/25
Yes
aphrodisiac citrine electric furnace goyim
  09/12/25
ty for your honesty
Titillating snowy piazza dragon
  09/12/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrWs3ufsn-A
Titillating snowy piazza dragon
  09/12/25
parsons won that game for them yesterday he was everywhere
Fragrant ruby center
  09/12/25


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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: Fragrant ruby center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2betting#49219929)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: khaki people who are hurt toilet seat

lol @ the cowboys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2betting#49219931)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:17 PM
Author: Fragrant ruby center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2betting#49219934)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:10 PM
Author: useless massive international law enforcement agency karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2betting#49220268)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Brass stubborn mexican boistinker

that's it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2betting#49219933)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:17 PM
Author: Fragrant ruby center

pack is paying him $47 million per year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2betting#49219935)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:35 PM
Author: Dashing Burgundy Trailer Park Queen Of The Night

and Kenny Clark... good player but he'll be 30 in a few months and he's in decline (only one sack last year).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2betting#49219964)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:40 PM
Author: Brass stubborn mexican boistinker

1 sack doesnt sound good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2betting#49219972)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:56 AM
Author: aphrodisiac citrine electric furnace goyim

Micah Parsons has 1 career playoff sack.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2betting#49221767)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:00 PM
Author: Titillating snowy piazza dragon

1/4 = 1/17 (xo 2025

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2betting#49221776)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: aphrodisiac citrine electric furnace goyim

Kenny Clark has 5 sacks in 11 postseason games played. Parsons just stat pads against shitty teams in the recent Cowboy MO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2betting#49221849)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:30 PM
Author: Titillating snowy piazza dragon

Parsons ate up 2 sacks v. Eagles, 2 @ Commanders, etc. last season okay pumo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2betting#49221854)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 1:07 PM
Author: aphrodisiac citrine electric furnace goyim

I like the Packers. This was a retarded move.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2betting#49221953)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:22 AM
Author: Titillating snowy piazza dragon

Where are we on this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2betting#49259308)



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Date: October 28th, 2025 8:09 AM
Author: Titillating snowy piazza dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2betting#49381541)



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Date: November 27th, 2025 9:52 PM
Author: Titillating snowy piazza dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2betting#49466781)



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Date: December 11th, 2025 9:01 PM
Author: lfo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2betting#49503325)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:20 PM
Author: stirring flirting mediation cuck

Haha wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2betting#49219940)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:26 PM
Author: copper galvanic spot mood

Happy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2betting#49219948)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:48 PM
Author: stirring flirting mediation cuck

I don't know. This is fairly unlike our front office and its an enormous amount of capital.

Worth it if we win a SB while he's around.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2betting#49219981)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:12 PM
Author: aphrodisiac citrine electric furnace goyim

Good move by the Boys.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2betting#49220276)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:18 PM
Author: useless massive international law enforcement agency karate

lol

why keep your best player when you could trade him for two crapshoot chances at another decent player later

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2betting#49220292)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:23 PM
Author: aphrodisiac citrine electric furnace goyim

He costs more than he is worth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2betting#49220305)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:26 PM
Author: useless massive international law enforcement agency karate

what’s jerry gonna do with the savings bro

their D sucks and just lost its best player. what’s the plan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2betting#49220311)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:26 PM
Author: Turquoise menage

three fifths, ackshually

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2betting#49220313)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:46 PM
Author: passionate meetinghouse

It feels like a loss for Dallas but it does make some sense. They weren't projected to compete this year (over/under at 8 wins) and committing $45m to Parsons probably would have trapped them in mediocrity for the next few seasons.

The Packers picks will probably be in the low 20's, and two of those may not feel like a great return for a guy as talented as Parsons, but combined with Dallas' own picks, it helps them reset a bit.

The Cowboys have $31m in dead money this year plus at least $16m in dead money for next year. Factor in the massive signing bonus to Dak Prescott and CeeDee Lamb, with Prescott on the wrong side of 30, and this may have felt like a poison pill move. Because giving Parsons the deal he got with Green Bay would have put them in cap hell for a good 5 years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2betting#49220382)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:20 AM
Author: Smoky outnumbered lay preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2betting#49220854)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 8:50 AM
Author: Insecure party of the first part

Jerry caused all of those problems. This trade is just another episode in a slow moving train wreck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2betting#49221253)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 4:31 PM
Author: Ocher house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2betting#49228871)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:49 PM
Author: cocky chapel

Jerry press conference constantly calling him "Michael" is hilarious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2betting#49220386)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:02 AM
Author: Haunting up-to-no-good address

im with xo jerry on this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2betting#49220829)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:38 AM
Author: Smoky outnumbered lay preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2betting#49220876)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:10 AM
Author: histrionic magenta church

Its interesting because:

1. The argument for the Packers is that he's a truly elite player, and they don't have too many of those, so you just have to pay them.

2. Argument for Dallas is on a salary cap team, can you really afford to pay him 20% more than the largest defensive contract ever plus give up 2 first round picks and a good player? Is he really that good.

I think the trade is probably a win for the Packers because it seems like the NFL salary cap is sort of made up and doesn't matter...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2betting#49220839)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:25 AM
Author: Haunting up-to-no-good address

two first round picks in the nfl isnt a joke. espn is just trying to bash jerry jones.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2betting#49220859)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 8:50 AM
Author: Titillating snowy piazza dragon

The salary cap is complete Enron accounting. Whatever a "four year deal" is really only affects you Year One, because everything in the future is massively inflated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2betting#49221251)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 8:46 AM
Author: pungent black legend

LJL Cowboys. What a clown franchise. Great move for the Pack, but they’re still the gayest franchise in sports. Literally tried to ban a play because they couldn’t stop it. This just makes them less gay on D but they won’t escape their cowardly ways.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2betting#49221238)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:55 AM
Author: aphrodisiac citrine electric furnace goyim

So the Packers traded 2 1st round picks for one year of a one dimensional pass rusher?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2betting#49221432)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:45 AM
Author: stirring flirting mediation cuck

"The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per play when Parsons is on the field is the best in the NFL since 2021. When off the field in that same span, Dallas has the league's worst EPA per play, per CBS Sports Research."

https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/when-will-micah-parsons-contract-saga-with-cowboys-end-clock-is-ticking-if-all-pro-is-to-play-vs-eagles/

I don't think I care how "one dimensional" he is if he has that big an impact

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2betting#49221732)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:48 AM
Author: cocky chapel

The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per play when Parsons is on the field is the best in the NFL since 2021. When off the field in that same span, Dallas has the league's worst EPA per play, per CBS Sports Research.

https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/cowboys-jerry-jones-prioritizes-ego-by-trading-generational-talent-micah-parsons-to-packers/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2betting#49221745)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:01 PM
Author: aphrodisiac citrine electric furnace goyim

, he lisped.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2betting#49223039)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:48 PM
Author: Lemon office

lol some cunt from district 3. better to get his ass off the payroll.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2betting#49221917)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 5:10 PM
Author: Shimmering Plaza

Knew about this three days ago but no one responded

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5766225&mc=3&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2betting#49222517)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 6:42 PM
Author: stirring flirting mediation cuck

I responded in under one hour

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2betting#49222736)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:05 PM
Author: useless massive international law enforcement agency karate

this is so fucking stupid worse than luka

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2betting#49223051)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:13 PM
Author: aphrodisiac citrine electric furnace goyim

Micah's back is shot lol.

https://x.com/AdamSchefter/status/1962579612266799331?t=scFtynoii1OPgyPPMW1ZVQ&s=19

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2betting#49228685)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:15 PM
Author: Haunting up-to-no-good address

xo jerry wins again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2betting#49228692)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:16 PM
Author: aphrodisiac citrine electric furnace goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2betting#49228696)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:21 PM
Author: Haunting up-to-no-good address

the idea of being an nfl player with anything resembling back pain is absurd. matt stafford is gonna get benched and xo jimmy g is gonna have to take over this season.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2betting#49228706)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: aphrodisiac citrine electric furnace goyim

It's not absurd at all. These guys always have aches and pains as apart of beating the shit out of each other for a living. I used to have back pain when I played contact sports and it totally went away after I moved on to lawyering full time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2betting#49229109)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 4:15 PM
Author: copper galvanic spot mood

Lolololol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2betting#49228851)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 4:53 PM
Author: stirring flirting mediation cuck

Obviously not ideal

Packers had to have known about this though, there are physicals involved in trades and I'm pretty sure undisclosed issues are grounds to invalidate a trade

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2betting#49228922)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:22 AM
Author: Titillating snowy piazza dragon

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2betting#49259310)



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Date: November 27th, 2025 9:52 PM
Author: Titillating snowy piazza dragon

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2betting#49466782)



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Date: December 11th, 2025 9:01 PM
Author: lfo

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2betting#49503326)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:34 PM
Author: Excitant Cream Parlor

Will be 180 when Parsons suffers a catastrophic injury early in the season and packers traded 2 firsts for a crippling financial loss.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2betting#49228735)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 6:04 PM
Author: stirring flirting mediation cuck

Fuck you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2betting#49229153)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:31 AM
Author: aphrodisiac citrine electric furnace goyim

I was the guy saying the Packers should've have done this and I am wrong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2betting#49259344)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:55 AM
Author: Titillating snowy piazza dragon

"shouldn't've" you mean?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2betting#49259448)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 10:59 AM
Author: aphrodisiac citrine electric furnace goyim

Yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2betting#49259689)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 11:28 AM
Author: Titillating snowy piazza dragon

ty for your honesty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2betting#49259833)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 10:35 AM
Author: Titillating snowy piazza dragon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrWs3ufsn-A

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2betting#49259608)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 11:29 AM
Author: Fragrant ruby center

parsons won that game for them yesterday he was everywhere

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2betting#49259839)