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It's crazy how much parity there is in men's tennis now

The difference between #1 and #30 player is truly minuscule....
provocative psychic abode
  08/30/25
Sun is energy, no?
Glassy police squad meetinghouse
  08/31/25
Date: August 30th, 2025 10:42 PM Author: Dave Prole The ...
bonkers house
  09/06/25
Didn't realize Frances Tiafoe was a poaster
abusive overrated foreskin
  09/08/25
That’s just because the “top” players now ...
Arousing judgmental principal's office
  08/30/25
...
Cerebral friendly grandma trump supporter
  09/05/25
, he lisped
Mewling Pervert
  08/30/25
Crazy how Alcarez and Sinner keep getting slightly more slee...
cracking heaven famous landscape painting
  08/30/25
You're being sarcastic but that's exactly right. You think t...
provocative psychic abode
  08/31/25
I think they are obviously better tennis players than no. 30...
cracking heaven famous landscape painting
  08/31/25
...
Pungent Locale Travel Guidebook
  08/31/25
Actually tyrolean doobs literally is a convicted doper. That...
bonkers house
  08/31/25
delusional take
Pungent Locale Travel Guidebook
  08/31/25
this is going to go down as one of the dumbest sports thread...
bonkers house
  09/03/25
Yes, Ahmurrican and uninformed at its finest.
black bisexual striped hyena selfie
  09/07/25
*3 guys win the last 13 slams* *xo deems this parity*
bonkers house
  08/31/25
That's Kenny. Don't smear the rest of us on xo
Passionate Parlor
  08/31/25
Kenny is the quintessential xo tp
bonkers house
  08/31/25
Why did a 50-year old brown pedophile open this thread?
provocative psychic abode
  08/31/25
we've got pedophiles of all races and ages itt!
bonkers house
  08/31/25
And they're seething about their boy Carlos
provocative psychic abode
  08/31/25
so mad kenny
Passionate Parlor
  09/08/25
Bump this thread in 2-3 years when lance and doobs have each...
bonkers house
  08/31/25
bump for djoker & lance alcatraz, and tyrolean doobs mak...
bonkers house
  09/03/25
OP: guess number of first-time slam semifinalists in 2025 ...
bonkers house
  09/03/25
Did Felix get a good night's sleep?
Passionate Parlor
  09/05/25
...
bonkers house
  09/05/25
What? it's just Monkeytraz and Doobs over and over and will ...
Magical Glittery Cumskin
  09/05/25
alcatraz and sinner ATE more potatoes last week are you dimw...
Passionate Parlor
  09/05/25
...
bonkers house
  09/05/25
this is literally the dumbest tennis thread ever. and xo nov...
bonkers house
  09/05/25
This isn't even the dumbest thread Kenny has made all week
Passionate Parlor
  09/06/25
How many children did Fulano molest this week?
provocative psychic abode
  09/06/25
We went from Fed/Djoker/Lance to a bunch of random fags
opaque church sex offender
  09/05/25
random fags? the same 2 doping fags and djoker have won the ...
bonkers house
  09/05/25
Sinner should be stripped of his titles, his clothes, and th...
opaque church sex offender
  09/05/25
189 and anisimova & sabalenka should strip together t...
bonkers house
  09/05/25
Kenny
Passionate Parlor
  09/06/25
Fulano the Brown Molester
provocative psychic abode
  09/06/25
...
Swollen appetizing dysfunction garrison
  09/06/25
Same 2 guys in 3 consec slam finals now - first time EVER ...
bonkers house
  09/06/25
...
Swollen appetizing dysfunction garrison
  09/06/25
Fulano the Brown Molester
provocative psychic abode
  09/06/25
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0IaelAXgAAwjYU?format=png&n...
bonkers house
  09/07/25
One of the worst self owning OPs we’ve seen here in a ...
Concupiscible Slippery Trailer Park
  09/07/25
Explain
provocative psychic abode
  09/07/25
low IQ schtick?
Fantasy-prone Stag Film Party Of The First Part
  09/07/25
#1 seed just barely beat #25 seed in the semis Are you ac...
provocative psychic abode
  09/07/25
#1 and #2 “barely beat” everyone every time. Odd...
bonkers house
  09/07/25
Every time? https://www.usopen.org/en_US/news/articles/2...
provocative psychic abode
  09/07/25
...
black bisexual striped hyena selfie
  09/07/25
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0RpfHCXoAAXvXD?format=jpg&n...
bonkers house
  09/07/25
wow. at every single 2025 event that BOTH alcatraz & tyr...
bonkers house
  11/03/25
alcatraz is 70-8 on the year, including 16-3 vs top 10 oppon...
bonkers house
  11/13/25
Sinner finishes his season with… 58 wins 6 losse...
bonkers house
  11/16/25
That result in Turin ensures that #2 Sinner will finish 2025...
bonkers house
  11/16/25
final 2025 money list. top 2 are 3x the #3 guy: https://p...
bonkers house
  11/17/25
AO odds: lance/doobs to win @ -1100; the field is +550 th...
bonkers house
  01/15/26
Bump for AO and healthy meals
Passionate Parlor
  01/18/26
...
bonkers house
  01/18/26
Name a player to watch in AO who isn't one of the usuals
cowardly nibblets
  01/18/26
to watch to break thru alcadoobs blocade? or watch to go far...
bonkers house
  01/18/26
wow i called this one re tien
...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,
  01/28/26
AO 2026 update: #1 alcatraz beat #32 yesterday 62 64 61. gue...
...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,
  01/25/26
AO 2026 update: top 6 seeds all made the QF. top 4 all made ...
...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,
  01/28/26
we avoid a 4th straight alcatraz-doobs slam final... by gett...
...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,
  01/30/26


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Date: August 30th, 2025 10:42 PM
Author: provocative psychic abode

The difference between #1 and #30 player is truly minuscule. It amounts to like trying a little bit harder, or getting slightly more sleep / better diet the week before

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2betting#49225252)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:34 AM
Author: Glassy police squad meetinghouse

Sun is energy, no?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2betting#49225967)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: bonkers house

Date: August 30th, 2025 10:42 PM

Author: Dave Prole

The difference between #1 and #30 player is truly minuscule. It amounts to like trying a little bit harder, or getting slightly more sleep / better diet the week before

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49225252)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2betting#49242041)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 1:24 PM
Author: abusive overrated foreskin

Didn't realize Frances Tiafoe was a poaster

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2betting#49245347)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:05 PM
Author: Arousing judgmental principal's office

That’s just because the “top” players now are sps garbage who can lose to a #153 ranked pusher any day of the week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2betting#49225274)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Cerebral friendly grandma trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2betting#49239551)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:07 PM
Author: Mewling Pervert

, he lisped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2betting#49225281)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:11 PM
Author: cracking heaven famous landscape painting

Crazy how Alcarez and Sinner keep getting slightly more sleep than number 30

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2betting#49225309)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 1:01 AM
Author: provocative psychic abode

You're being sarcastic but that's exactly right. You think they're more athletic or have more skill than other guys? If you zoom in on their matches they start out losing like half of them and barely win the huge ones

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2betting#49225444)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 8:45 AM
Author: cracking heaven famous landscape painting

I think they are obviously better tennis players than no. 30.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2betting#49225771)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 9:19 AM
Author: Pungent Locale Travel Guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2betting#49225821)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:23 AM
Author: bonkers house

Actually tyrolean doobs literally is a convicted doper. That’s the difference

Lance Alcatraz is the fastest guy on tour

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2betting#49225945)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 9:20 AM
Author: Pungent Locale Travel Guidebook

delusional take

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2betting#49225822)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 8:24 PM
Author: bonkers house

this is going to go down as one of the dumbest sports threads on xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2betting#49234981)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: black bisexual striped hyena selfie

Yes, Ahmurrican and uninformed at its finest.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2betting#49243826)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:26 AM
Author: bonkers house

*3 guys win the last 13 slams* *xo deems this parity*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2betting#49225953)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Passionate Parlor

That's Kenny. Don't smear the rest of us on xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2betting#49225973)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: bonkers house

Kenny is the quintessential xo tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2betting#49225979)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:04 PM
Author: provocative psychic abode

Why did a 50-year old brown pedophile open this thread?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2betting#49226126)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: bonkers house

we've got pedophiles of all races and ages itt!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2betting#49226195)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: provocative psychic abode

And they're seething about their boy Carlos

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2betting#49226197)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 1:04 PM
Author: Passionate Parlor

so mad kenny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2betting#49245306)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:28 AM
Author: bonkers house

Bump this thread in 2-3 years when lance and doobs have each won double digit slams.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2betting#49225956)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 6:12 AM
Author: bonkers house

bump for djoker & lance alcatraz, and tyrolean doobs making all 4 slam SFs this year but for djoker knocking off alcatraz in the RG quarters



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2betting#49232809)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 8:23 PM
Author: bonkers house

OP: guess number of first-time slam semifinalists in 2025

answer: ZERO

yep, parity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2betting#49234977)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 3:47 PM
Author: Passionate Parlor

Did Felix get a good night's sleep?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2betting#49239299)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: bonkers house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2betting#49239550)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 3:52 PM
Author: Magical Glittery Cumskin

What? it's just Monkeytraz and Doobs over and over and will be for a decade. They slip up rarely but they're so much better than the field and NOVAX is declining.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2betting#49239312)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 4:55 PM
Author: Passionate Parlor

alcatraz and sinner ATE more potatoes last week are you dimwitted

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2betting#49239486)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: bonkers house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2betting#49239548)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: bonkers house

this is literally the dumbest tennis thread ever. and xo novax still reached all 4 slam semis this year. it's the big 2 + djoker. rofl parity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2betting#49239553)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 11:57 AM
Author: Passionate Parlor

This isn't even the dumbest thread Kenny has made all week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2betting#49240874)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 12:04 PM
Author: provocative psychic abode

How many children did Fulano molest this week?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2betting#49240881)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: opaque church sex offender

We went from Fed/Djoker/Lance to a bunch of random fags

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2betting#49239552)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:16 PM
Author: bonkers house

random fags? the same 2 doping fags and djoker have won the past 13 slame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2betting#49239557)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:18 PM
Author: opaque church sex offender

Sinner should be stripped of his titles, his clothes, and thrown to the men who would be paying his rent in any other era of tennis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2betting#49239570)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: bonkers house

189

and anisimova & sabalenka should strip together tmw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2betting#49239580)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 5:31 PM
Author: Passionate Parlor

Kenny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2betting#49241623)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 5:40 PM
Author: provocative psychic abode

Fulano the Brown Molester

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2betting#49241633)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:30 PM
Author: Swollen appetizing dysfunction garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2betting#49242045)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:26 PM
Author: bonkers house

Same 2 guys in 3 consec slam finals now - first time EVER

lol Kenny

Not even Federer and lance managed this.

Must be the spaghetti and paella.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2betting#49242039)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:30 PM
Author: Swollen appetizing dysfunction garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2betting#49242044)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:34 PM
Author: provocative psychic abode

Fulano the Brown Molester

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2betting#49242050)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:08 AM
Author: bonkers house

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0IaelAXgAAwjYU?format=png&name=small

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2betting#49242477)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:37 AM
Author: Concupiscible Slippery Trailer Park

One of the worst self owning OPs we’ve seen here in a while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2betting#49242508)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:42 AM
Author: provocative psychic abode

Explain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2betting#49242514)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:58 AM
Author: Fantasy-prone Stag Film Party Of The First Part

low IQ schtick?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2betting#49242527)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 9:07 AM
Author: provocative psychic abode

#1 seed just barely beat #25 seed in the semis

Are you actually the one running a retard shtick?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2betting#49242535)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 11:47 AM
Author: bonkers house

#1 and #2 “barely beat” everyone every time. Odd case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2betting#49242777)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 4:44 PM
Author: provocative psychic abode

Every time?

https://www.usopen.org/en_US/news/articles/2024-08-29/carlos_alcaraz_suffers_shock_2024_us_open_defeat_to_botic_van_de_zandschulp.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2betting#49243374)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 7:43 PM
Author: black bisexual striped hyena selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2betting#49243830)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 7:33 PM
Author: bonkers house

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0RpfHCXoAAXvXD?format=jpg&name=large

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2betting#49243816)



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Date: November 3rd, 2025 8:20 PM
Author: bonkers house

wow. at every single 2025 event that BOTH alcatraz & tyrolean doobs played, one of them one the title.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G423H-SWUAAOihg?format=jpg&name=medium

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2betting#49399257)



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Date: November 13th, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: bonkers house

alcatraz is 70-8 on the year, including 16-3 vs top 10 opponents (only losses are tyrolean doobs, djoker and fritz).

tyrolean doobs is 53-6 on the year, including 16-4 vs top 10 opponents (4 losses to alcatraz)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2betting#49428010)



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Date: November 16th, 2025 10:21 PM
Author: bonkers house

Sinner finishes his season with…

58 wins

6 losses

6 titles (2 Slams, ATP Finals 1M1000)

11.500 points

One of the best year end #2 seasons in history

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2betting#49436958)



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Date: November 16th, 2025 10:32 PM
Author: bonkers house

That result in Turin ensures that #2 Sinner will finish 2025 with more than twice as many ranking points as #3 Zverev.

Never before has tennis felt so starkly stratified.

https://x.com/BenRothenberg/status/1989453658040222173

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2betting#49436978)



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Date: November 17th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: bonkers house

final 2025 money list. top 2 are 3x the #3 guy:

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G58w3iuXwAAogNX?format=jpg&name=900x900

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2betting#49438939)



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Date: January 15th, 2026 7:53 PM
Author: bonkers house

AO odds: lance/doobs to win @ -1100; the field is +550

the market doesn't seem to agree with OP

https://sportsbook.draftkings.com/leagues/tennis/australian-open-men?category=futures&subcategory=winner-specials

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2betting#49592738)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:10 PM
Author: Passionate Parlor

Bump for AO and healthy meals

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2betting#49598974)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:43 PM
Author: bonkers house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2betting#49599041)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:13 PM
Author: cowardly nibblets

Name a player to watch in AO who isn't one of the usuals

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2betting#49598977)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:44 PM
Author: bonkers house

to watch to break thru alcadoobs blocade? or watch to go far?

nobody not a usual is beating alcadoobs.

to watch to go far -- watch nowag learner (tennis teen) tien. hes 20 and seeded at a slam for the first time



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2betting#49599047)



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Date: January 28th, 2026 8:40 AM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,


wow i called this one re tien

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2betting#49626059)



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Date: January 25th, 2026 12:48 AM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,


AO 2026 update: #1 alcatraz beat #32 yesterday 62 64 61. guess he just eat some better shepard's pie down in melbourne than the #32 guy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2betting#49616728)



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Date: January 28th, 2026 8:40 AM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,


AO 2026 update: top 6 seeds all made the QF. top 4 all made the SF.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2betting#49626057)



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Date: January 30th, 2026 9:34 AM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,


we avoid a 4th straight alcatraz-doobs slam final... by getting a 24 time slam champ instead. that's some parity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2betting#49632584)