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Date: September 27th, 2023 10:22 PM Author: Silver field (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414294&forum_id=2betting#46853042) |
Date: September 27th, 2023 10:23 PM Author: glittery boltzmann son of senegal wow (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414294&forum_id=2betting#46853047) |
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Date: November 17th, 2023 10:01 PM Author: Soggy cheese-eating alpha stage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414294&forum_id=2betting#47069346) |
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Date: September 27th, 2023 10:25 PM Author: Harsh Mood you look over to see if they noticed you beat the level, but they don’t seem to have noticed at all. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414294&forum_id=2betting#46853055) |
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Date: September 27th, 2023 10:28 PM Author: Silver field MegaMan pew pew pew sound through thin bedroom door with privacy lock. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414294&forum_id=2betting#46853071) |
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Date: September 28th, 2023 7:08 PM Author: comical national (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414294&forum_id=2betting#46856729) |
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Date: September 28th, 2023 8:45 PM Author: chestnut home toaster (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414294&forum_id=2betting#46857161) |
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Date: September 29th, 2023 5:18 PM Author: Exhilarant kitty cat (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414294&forum_id=2betting#46860854) |
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Date: September 28th, 2023 6:45 PM Author: Silver field (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414294&forum_id=2betting#46856638) |
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Date: September 28th, 2023 6:46 PM Author: insecure trip step-uncle's house antidepressant drug If you're not traumatizing your kids with matrimonial FODIP sounds you're doing it wrong. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414294&forum_id=2betting#46856642) |
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Date: September 28th, 2023 7:47 PM Author: Silver field "I'm pounding out your mother's snatch! There's Gatorade in the garage!" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414294&forum_id=2betting#46856888) |
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Date: September 28th, 2023 7:55 PM Author: glittery boltzmann son of senegal “Grab me one too I’m having a hard time busting in this fat bitch!” (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414294&forum_id=2betting#46856935) |
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Date: September 28th, 2023 8:03 PM Author: Silver field "Dad, what's that awful smell?" "Your mom's skeeted-out puss hole. Awful, ain't it?" |
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Date: September 28th, 2023 8:36 PM Author: mustard titillating school cafeteria indirect expression my god (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414294&forum_id=2betting#46857121) |
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Date: September 28th, 2023 8:37 PM Author: Silver field pew pew pew (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414294&forum_id=2betting#46857127) |
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Date: September 28th, 2023 8:57 PM Author: floppy depressive (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414294&forum_id=2betting#46857210) |
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Date: September 28th, 2023 9:07 PM Author: mustard titillating school cafeteria indirect expression (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414294&forum_id=2betting#46857235) |
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Date: September 28th, 2023 11:27 PM Author: aromatic hominid brethren (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414294&forum_id=2betting#46857850) |
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Date: March 9th, 2024 3:39 PM Author: passionate underhanded center (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414294&forum_id=2betting#47478500) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 9:07 AM Author: floppy depressive (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414294&forum_id=2betting#49530280) |
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Date: September 28th, 2023 8:37 PM Author: Topaz tanning salon (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414294&forum_id=2betting#46857129) |
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Date: September 28th, 2023 8:48 PM Author: Silver field pew pew pew (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414294&forum_id=2betting#46857172) |
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Date: September 28th, 2023 9:48 PM Author: stirring primrose stage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414294&forum_id=2betting#46857399) |
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Date: September 28th, 2023 8:33 PM Author: Silver field pew pew pew (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414294&forum_id=2betting#46857107) |
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Date: September 28th, 2023 8:51 PM Author: Yapping Striped Hyena This is scared, no? You're deep in a sub-sub-sub-dungeon in Legacy of the Wizard, your Xemn character has just annihilated an entire legion of Lightballs and Kraugen across one of its labyrinthine levels, your Starter jacket is draped casually over the desk chair in your bedroom, your Reebok Pumps sitting atop the pile of dirty clothes in the corner near the sliding door of your closet decorated in WWF posters, the cat is sleeping on your bed, you can hear the faint notes of Tom Brokaw describing the deployment of additional forces to Iraq from the television downstairs, and, across the hall, there's the whisper hint of rhythmic grunts coming from your parents' bedroom as your father, all 5' 10" of him, his Levis piled on the floor beside their queen-size waterbed, his arms chiseled from work at the plant, his hairy belly glistening with the sweat of the endeavor, the same hands that gracefully piloted the emerald green Ford Taurus to your split-level abode, $20,000 down, 14% interest signed on the dotted line in the Era of Reagan, mere hours ago now holding down your mother's slender wrists, the left bedecked with a delicate 14k gold HSN watch, the right proudly holding the keepsake bracelet from their eighth anniversary, her arms spread outward, welcoming cruciform, is balls deep inside his lawfully and biblically wedded wife, pounding away, thrust upon thrust, not thinking about the end of the Cold War or the growing value of his pension plan or whether the Reds are going to take game four and embarrass the shit out of the As but simply reveling in the sheer, bestial pleasure of your mother's warm cunt, modestly appointed with a tended but never shorn carpet of curly brunette pubic hair, suitably wet for the occasion, it's never one to complain, never one to reject a properly prepared invitation, especially if she's gotten a little knock at the door beforehand, and life is beautiful in its safe simplicity. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414294&forum_id=2betting#46857184) |
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Date: September 28th, 2023 8:53 PM Author: Topaz tanning salon (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414294&forum_id=2betting#46857188) |
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Date: September 28th, 2023 8:56 PM Author: Snowy prole roast beef (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414294&forum_id=2betting#46857202) |
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Date: September 28th, 2023 8:56 PM Author: Silver field pew pew pew (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414294&forum_id=2betting#46857204) |
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Date: September 28th, 2023 8:57 PM Author: floppy depressive (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414294&forum_id=2betting#46857209) |
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Date: September 28th, 2023 8:59 PM Author: Harsh Mood (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414294&forum_id=2betting#46857214) |
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Date: September 28th, 2023 9:55 PM Author: Cracking Out-of-control Heaven Cuck (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414294&forum_id=2betting#46857416) |
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Date: September 28th, 2023 11:10 PM Author: misunderstood hyperventilating den foreskin (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414294&forum_id=2betting#46857749) |
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Date: September 28th, 2023 11:19 PM Author: adventurous translucent abode (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414294&forum_id=2betting#46857790) |
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Date: September 28th, 2023 11:20 PM Author: insecure trip step-uncle's house antidepressant drug (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414294&forum_id=2betting#46857798) |
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Date: September 28th, 2023 11:27 PM Author: aromatic hominid brethren jfc (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414294&forum_id=2betting#46857848) |
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Date: September 29th, 2023 12:23 AM Author: Histrionic Feces Gas Station (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414294&forum_id=2betting#46858021) |
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Date: September 29th, 2023 5:19 PM Author: Exhilarant kitty cat (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414294&forum_id=2betting#46860862) |
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Date: September 29th, 2023 5:26 PM Author: mind-boggling burgundy senate preventive strike jesus (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414294&forum_id=2betting#46860898) |
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Date: September 29th, 2023 11:35 PM Author: Silver field (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414294&forum_id=2betting#46862388) |
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Date: November 4th, 2023 9:35 PM Author: self-absorbed yarmulke (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414294&forum_id=2betting#47020786) |
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Date: November 4th, 2023 9:40 PM Author: Sexy National Security Agency (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414294&forum_id=2betting#47020800) |
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Date: February 4th, 2024 9:04 PM Author: Concupiscible ivory reading party (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414294&forum_id=2betting#47366881) |
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Date: August 4th, 2024 8:17 PM Author: floppy depressive (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414294&forum_id=2betting#47928604) |
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Date: August 4th, 2024 8:18 PM Author: tantric partner stead (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414294&forum_id=2betting#47928610) |
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Date: October 31st, 2024 1:15 PM Author: splenetic casino (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414294&forum_id=2betting#48263569) |
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Date: October 31st, 2024 1:16 PM Author: Spruce Regret I missed this gem while i was away (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414294&forum_id=2betting#48263574) |
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Date: October 31st, 2024 1:19 PM Author: Vigorous Canary Site Patrolman forgot I wrote this .... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414294&forum_id=2betting#48263589) |
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Date: October 31st, 2024 1:20 PM Author: Spruce Regret Great poast, friend (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414294&forum_id=2betting#48263594) |
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Date: October 31st, 2024 1:23 PM Author: Vigorous Canary Site Patrolman Thank. I'm focusing right now on precis vignettes of extreme, bordering on nauseating sexual and moral depravity between well-known political figures--often at separate ideological ends--but should get back to more traditional poasting after next week I think. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414294&forum_id=2betting#48263603) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 9:09 AM Author: floppy depressive (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414294&forum_id=2betting#49530298) |
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Date: October 31st, 2024 1:24 PM Author: bronze curious area people who are hurt (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414294&forum_id=2betting#48263610) |
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Date: October 31st, 2024 1:26 PM Author: electric up-to-no-good electric furnace (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414294&forum_id=2betting#48263617) |
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Date: October 31st, 2024 1:49 PM Author: Beta Really Tough Guy Travel Guidebook But your father struggles to focus. His mind wanders. He attempts to access his lower brain stem, imaging the unbroken million year line of Great Apes that led to this moment. He concentrates on his purpose, the act of completion, the finality of achieving involuntary orgasm. "Do the deed, Fred," he says to himself. And yet on this chilly October night he is overwhelmed with sentiment.
He remembers his own father a generation before. A distant G-man in a professorial tweed coat, glasses, and a crew cut huddled around other identical men. "Marty, shut off that goddamn negro music." He lifts the needle off the Nat King Cole record. These men have gathered here for a purpose. They are building the world. A former sailor on a patrol boat off the coast of Nagasaki who had collected radioactive garbage had been too young for D-Day. His brother came home covered in invisible wounds, never the same.
They were city planners from the atomic age. Their boss knew Niels Bohr. It was only a matter of time before he was off the clock and could go home and smoke a jazz cigarette with Martha.
Fuck I don't know where this is going. Is it any good?
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 9:08 AM Author: Shivering Swashbuckling Native Candlestick Maker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414294&forum_id=2betting#49530293) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 9:13 AM Author: Jade Headpube (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414294&forum_id=2betting#49530309) |
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Date: September 28th, 2023 9:35 PM Author: pungent parlor “See that little Turok cartridge — Kaze Emanuar could optimize it in two minutes. It took Acclaim three months to get it to compile — a whole studio walking very slowly, dying in front and pushing forward behind. And Nintendo walked very slowly backward a few inches a day, third parties scattering into the wind like a million bloody pixels. No Console maker will ever do that again in this generation.”
“Why, they’ve only just gotten the ninth gen underway,” said Caleb, “And gamepass —”
“That’s different. This N64 business couldn’t be done again, not for a long time. The young Losers think they could do it but they couldn’t. They could fight the first holiday season in '96 again but not this. This took religion and years of plenty of Games and tremendous sureties and the exact relation that existed between the classes and their respective Consoles. The Westerners weren’t any good on this front. You had to have a whole-souled sentimental equipment going back further than you could remember. You had to remember Shogatsu, and postcards of the Emperor and his fiancée, and little cafés in Shirakawa and beer gardens in Sapporo and weddings at the Kamigamo Jinja, and going to the Yūshun, and your grandfather’s hanafuda cards.”
“Yamuachi invented this kind of battle in Kyoto in eighty- five.”
“No, he didn’t — he just invented a system of game licensure. This kind of battle was invented by Ralph Baer and Masayuki Uemura and whoever wrote Kyōkasho, and country Sōryo bowling and daibo in Kanazawa and girls seduced in the back lanes of Osaka and Nara. Why, this was a love battle — there was a century of salaryman love spent here. This was the last love battle.” |
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Date: September 29th, 2023 1:58 AM Author: Citrine crackhouse blood rage 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414294&forum_id=2betting#46858149) |
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Date: October 6th, 2023 9:08 PM Author: startling shaky indian lodge (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414294&forum_id=2betting#46895275) |
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Date: September 28th, 2023 9:50 PM Author: Aggressive bright whorehouse Your grandparents going at it missionary while your parents go at it doggie style on Fri night while you play Nintendo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414294&forum_id=2betting#46857402) |
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Date: September 28th, 2023 9:53 PM Author: Silver field Well now that's just crazy talk. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414294&forum_id=2betting#46857409) |
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Date: September 29th, 2023 5:17 PM Author: Yapping Striped Hyena (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414294&forum_id=2betting#46860849) |
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Date: October 6th, 2023 9:04 PM Author: Silver field (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414294&forum_id=2betting#46895263) |
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Date: October 13th, 2023 8:38 PM Author: Silver field (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414294&forum_id=2betting#46933118) |
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Date: November 4th, 2023 9:23 PM Author: Silver field (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414294&forum_id=2betting#47020749) |
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Date: November 4th, 2023 11:03 PM Author: Exciting gaped institution coffee pot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414294&forum_id=2betting#47021036) |
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Date: November 17th, 2023 10:01 PM Author: Silver field (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414294&forum_id=2betting#47069340) |
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Date: March 9th, 2024 3:36 PM Author: Silver field (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414294&forum_id=2betting#47478491) |
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Date: August 4th, 2024 8:18 PM Author: galvanic lettuce Moms are 180? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414294&forum_id=2betting#47928609) |
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Date: October 31st, 2024 1:21 PM Author: provocative rusted corner All is right with the world. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414294&forum_id=2betting#48263595) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 9:58 AM Author: Jet shrine you here ur dad yell "blow it bitch!" but ur cartridge it working perfectly fine (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414294&forum_id=2betting#49530461) |