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Date: April 8th, 2023 3:52 PM
Author: abnormal confused stag film fat ankles

I spoke with the waitress and someone else who was there when it happened

SP had his hand all the way in the kid’s pants and was fondling his genitals. Kid was clearly in distress.

Waitress asked what he was doing when she came to bring SP another beer and SP had a panicked flipout like he was surprised anyone would notice.

Waitress did end up getting fired unfortunately but is considering suing either the restaurant or SP.

That’s all i know but am going to ask around a bit more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2betting#46161253)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 3:59 PM
Author: Sinister private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2betting#46161283)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 4:01 PM
Author: Swashbuckling lettuce temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2betting#46161287)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 4:02 PM
Author: Kink-friendly marvelous rehab hissy fit

Jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2betting#46161289)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 4:03 PM
Author: amethyst brunch

To be fair,

I can confirm.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2betting#46161292)



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Date: November 14th, 2024 1:44 PM
Author: Mahogany Travel Guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2betting#48337327)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 4:56 PM
Author: aphrodisiac orchestra pit

Pedos often become convinced they are never going to get caught and so become very brazen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2betting#46161459)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 5:10 PM
Author: Swashbuckling lettuce temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2betting#46161511)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 2:57 PM
Author: honey-headed meetinghouse skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2betting#46164478)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 3:37 PM
Author: Mahogany Travel Guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2betting#46164596)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 6:54 PM
Author: Anal citrine corn cake

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2betting#46161904)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 6:55 PM
Author: Stubborn stock car gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2betting#46161906)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 6:59 PM
Author: Massive mother parlor

This is so fucked up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2betting#46161920)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 12:18 PM
Author: charcoal jet-lagged indirect expression property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2betting#46163996)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 6:59 PM
Author: Floppy factory reset button

Hand in the proverbial cookie jar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2betting#46161921)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 7:04 PM
Author: hideous locale striped hyena

This is FALSE. I was actually there. SP had SP jr. bent over the table pounding his ricehole. SP then pulled out and started to pee on SP jr while shouting 'HOUSE ON FIRE! HOUSE ON FIRE! PUT IT OUT! PUT IT OUT!'. It was a very lib bar so they were nervous about interfering since they did not want to come off as homophobic. The waitress was very brave for offering SP jr a towel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2betting#46161937)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 3:04 PM
Author: vibrant shitlib

brave of you to poast this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2betting#46164507)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 3:36 PM
Author: Mahogany Travel Guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2betting#46164592)



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Date: April 12th, 2023 5:42 PM
Author: Cordovan dashing party of the first part

Extremely inspiring poast thanks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2betting#46177424)



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Date: March 10th, 2024 3:36 PM
Author: self-absorbed bisexual theatre mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2betting#47481014)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 7:15 PM
Author: Swollen Church Coldplay Fan

TWIST: Bill and Walt are representing the waitress.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2betting#46161964)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 8:15 PM
Author: frozen market yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2betting#46162120)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 8:13 PM
Author: Fragrant bearded dopamine people who are hurt

Big if true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2betting#46162116)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 8:14 PM
Author: self-absorbed bisexual theatre mental disorder

So are you actually there in person moonlighting as a private investigator? Or doing this all over zoom?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2betting#46162119)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 8:17 PM
Author: abnormal confused stag film fat ankles

The aforementioned conversations were in person, that’s all I really want to say in that area atm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2betting#46162123)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 12:18 PM
Author: charcoal jet-lagged indirect expression property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2betting#46163994)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 2:47 PM
Author: Internet-worthy Slate Idiot

Tick tock spaceporn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2betting#46164444)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 3:10 PM
Author: domesticated station

Tic Tock for you going back to prison I assume.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2betting#46164523)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 3:23 PM
Author: Internet-worthy Slate Idiot

You’re fucked pal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2betting#46164558)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 3:29 PM
Author: domesticated station

I’m doing great 👍

You are so fucked it’s just pathetic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2betting#46164572)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 3:36 PM
Author: Mahogany Travel Guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2betting#46164594)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 3:37 PM
Author: slap-happy startled rigpig set

Jesus.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2betting#46164599)



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Date: April 10th, 2023 5:51 PM
Author: peach french mad-dog skullcap

Jesus ain’t touching this one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2betting#46168892)



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Date: April 10th, 2023 11:14 PM
Author: hot cobalt becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2betting#46170246)



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Date: April 12th, 2023 5:39 PM
Author: Swollen Church Coldplay Fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2betting#46177413)



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Date: May 1st, 2023 9:30 PM
Author: abnormal confused stag film fat ankles

Op here, only news to report is that our pal SP is going to GREAT lengths to try to ensure this never blows back on him.

Like, crazy person stuff.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2betting#46259432)



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Date: May 1st, 2023 9:36 PM
Author: domesticated station

When was the last time you had sex with a biological female?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2betting#46259465)



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Date: May 1st, 2023 9:47 PM
Author: abnormal confused stag film fat ankles

couple weeks ago. you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2betting#46259508)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:05 AM
Author: abnormal confused stag film fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2betting#46293312)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:06 AM
Author: Massive mother parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2betting#46293314)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:14 AM
Author: Medicated lilac location main people

wait, so sp actually is a chimo? i thought that was just like a board joke because he worded things poorly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2betting#46293337)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:16 AM
Author: Ebony Cracking Public Bath Selfie

new here?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2betting#46293345)



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Date: August 15th, 2023 11:57 AM
Author: Swashbuckling lettuce temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2betting#46671965)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:20 AM
Author: Seedy gas station generalized bond

based on what i know (admittedly little - even though i poast quite a lot i don't retain very much info about poasters/drama because i truly come here only to say irreverent stuff and read what other people say), SP had a schtick a few years back where he got stoned and said "wacky" stuff. he is obviously awkward so him trying to be a chill breh is inevitably going to come off weird and unnatural. i distinctly remember one poast where he the title was something like "my four year old has a bigger dick than me bros" and like you say, there was a lot of poorly worded stuff in his poasts. i don't remember the basis for the playroom hotdog meme, but whatever it was it cannot have sounded good. i highly doubt he is actually a pedo, but to be honest none of us really KNOWS each other so can we say? anything is possible, but i don't think it's true.

but i can say this - he hasn't done himself any favors here (unless he is trolling and inviting the abuse).

the big question for me is whether the bar spaghetti thing actually happened or whether he is just baiting people. if it happened, why the fuck would he talk about it here? he knows what the result would be. and if it did happen, i really don't know what to think. that is certainly suspicious as fuck if you're being accused of a server of doing something inappropriate with a child. has anyone ever had that happen to them? the most charitable thing i can say about that is maybe the waitress said something innocuous like "why the hell are you in the bar with a little kid" and SP, because he is unhinged and has a short fuse, just went bonkers and took it to be an accusation of pedo activity. i dunno.

someone (i think Mase?) the other day says that as of february the real SP was poasting here. not sure how he knows that. but i legit thought that SP was an imposter going back to january because the spaghetti incident is just borderline unreal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2betting#46293361)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:31 AM
Author: domesticated station

Just don't talk about me, pedophile.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2betting#46293390)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:32 AM
Author: Massive mother parlor

I can confirm.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2betting#46293396)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:33 AM
Author: Seedy gas station generalized bond

throwaway?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2betting#46293399)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:34 AM
Author: Massive mother parlor

I can't say more.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2betting#46293406)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:36 AM
Author: Seedy gas station generalized bond

i want to send you sexy messages and gay porn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2betting#46293414)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:37 AM
Author: Massive mother parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2betting#46293417)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 1:16 PM
Author: Medicated lilac location main people

yeah, i figured the person everyone says sp in can't really be him because no sane person would do / say the shit he says constantly on here, making crazy ass threads and stirring things up with people for no reason.

if that restaurant thing is true, that's a solid where there's smoke there's fire situation because i can't envision a circumstance where a server would call out a customer over their kid.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2betting#46294280)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 1:17 PM
Author: Kink-friendly marvelous rehab hissy fit

new poaster, first day?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2betting#46294284)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 1:21 PM
Author: Medicated lilac location main people

like i said, i'm aware of the sp fucks his son origin story, but it's really hard for me to square someone with their identity so wildly known taking so much time out of his day to do and say the wacky stuff i see on here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2betting#46294300)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 1:23 PM
Author: Puce reading party chad

This entire SP thing is bizarre. What's this restaurant story? Can you link the original poast?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2betting#46294309)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 1:24 PM
Author: hideous locale striped hyena

SP took his son out for bar spaghetti and the waitress thought he had kidnapped and raped his son. He complained to the manager and they gave him a free dinner.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2betting#46294319)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 4:02 PM
Author: Seedy gas station generalized bond

imagine you know nothing about this board and you read this description of what happened

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2betting#46295133)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 6:45 PM
Author: Puce reading party chad

this board is like a schizophrenic AI

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2betting#46295823)



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Date: November 20th, 2024 1:44 PM
Author: hot cobalt becky

Origin of playroom hotdog meme was sp posting “little fucker begged for a playroom hotdog and now he won’t eat it.”

shitmodded of course, draw your own conclusions

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2betting#48360620)



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Date: June 17th, 2023 11:11 AM
Author: unholy point



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Date: August 15th, 2023 11:55 AM
Author: hot cobalt becky



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Date: August 15th, 2023 2:26 PM
Author: Trip Stage Brethren

Call me old fashioned but I think this is sick and SP needs to be stopped. Poor kid.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2betting#46672800)



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Date: September 29th, 2023 11:20 PM
Author: Dark step-uncle's house laser beams



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Date: November 1st, 2023 4:30 PM
Author: Seedy gas station generalized bond



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Date: April 2nd, 2024 4:57 PM
Author: hideous locale striped hyena

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Date: April 2nd, 2024 6:38 PM
Author: unholy point



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Date: April 14th, 2024 5:27 PM
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Date: May 24th, 2024 9:57 PM
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Date: May 24th, 2024 9:57 PM
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Your kids will be dancing on those bars if you don’t quit molesting them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2betting#47689636)



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Date: November 14th, 2024 1:44 PM
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Date: November 14th, 2024 1:44 PM
Author: Mahogany Travel Guidebook



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Date: November 20th, 2024 1:42 PM
Author: hideous locale striped hyena

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Date: March 1st, 2026 6:29 PM
Author: 1 in the pink 2 in the stink



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