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Houston attorney being sought on BEASTIALITY charges

After he accidentally produced videos in litigation. http...
laughsome light garrison
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a white nationalist might argue that the positive white ster...
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dogfucking isnt a cumskin thing bro. dont stereotype them.
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white people are the most benevolent, humane, and civilized ...
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Wow yeah this one case totally refutes that generalization y...
saffron mentally impaired really tough guy turdskin
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Oh, so one counterexample does refute a generalization? D...
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tons of chinks, niggers, and spics get caught fucking dogs e...
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In case you are wondering, yes, you will find photos of his ...
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"Authorities say she positively identified both Swain a...
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Shipley the dog tp
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His moniker?
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“She then left him and took the dog with her”
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Really puts the B in LGBTQ+
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But she was old enough in dog years!
Charismatic home indirect expression
  05/22/26
So a dog licking your cock is illegal now?
Burgundy slippery masturbator
  05/22/26
I thought this was America
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it's usually spelled "bestiality" which is an inte...
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(Guy who thinks about these things)
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Cums from the Latin bestialis ("of or relating to a bea...
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SO WHEN WOMEN DO IT ITS FINE DOG PILL DENIED
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Oh shit, this dude was balling: https://www.har.com/homedeta...
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all that space, wife still doesn't allow a dude a bit of pri...
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what a snoozefest. i'm not a texasmo, but 2.6 for that, in ...
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It’s in the second best neighborhood.
laughsome light garrison
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why does every room look so fucking tiny
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Cpap in bedroom photo. Confirmed poaster.
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Disco Fries, do NOT click the link
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Yeah, and he had a really big house, too.
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Guessing it’s going to be on the market soon
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jfc no taste. what's even the point.
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That's awful. Range top on the kitchen island. TV just set o...
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There's a lot of this going around. My friend had a client w...
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Where was he allowed to marry his dog?
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Wasn't an official wedding. It was some kind of zoophilian o...
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This isn't a joke? What do you think was in the psychology o...
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Not a joke. I have no idea why anyone would want to do this....
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One of those rare things where you KNOW the perp is white.
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But wouldn’t have guessed man.
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Well, yeah, the dog was in the bedroom.
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wife MAF because she caught the dog with an outside party
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Apparently he was banging hookers too
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fruit of the poisonous tree, she had no right to put up thos...
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Link?
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Watch out, he's out on bail: https://x.com/theshellbelle/sta...
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LMAO, the PETA people are considering protesting that he was...
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His lawyer: https://www.cogdell-law.com/attorney/osso-anthon...
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That’s who you hire when you are FUCKED. There’...
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They have a pretty sick IG
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if they have him on video what does the defense even argue h...
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Try to negotiate a favorable plea based on no prior record.
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Shipley was asking for it.
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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:13 PM
Author: laughsome light garrison

After he accidentally produced videos in litigation.

https://x.com/theshellbelle/status/2057778672266817750?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2betting#49894322)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:26 PM
Author: saffron mentally impaired really tough guy turdskin

superior anglo culture

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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:27 PM
Author: saffron mentally impaired really tough guy turdskin

a white nationalist might argue that the positive white stereotypes are true and the negative ones (which are what you're referring to) are false. If you're so determined to go around telling everyone that the negative stereotypes are true, then you have to actually provide evidence for them, otherwise we can assume you're just another resentful third-worlder

Date: October 29th, 2025 11:02 PM

Author: Pumonymous

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4307783&forum_id=2#49386554



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2betting#49899144)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:29 PM
Author: saffron mentally impaired really tough guy turdskin

dogfucking isnt a cumskin thing bro. dont stereotype them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2betting#49899153)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:31 PM
Author: saffron mentally impaired really tough guy turdskin

white people are the most benevolent, humane, and civilized of all the world's peoples, 1000x over.

whatever sins whites have committed, these are nothing next to the barbarisms of other races.

without the influence of whites, humanity would (will) exist in an animal state.

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4042432&forum_id=2#36554919

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2betting#49899164)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:37 PM
Author: saffron mentally impaired really tough guy turdskin

Wow yeah this one case totally refutes that generalization you gigantic idiot

Date: October 8th, 2025 1:32 AM

Author: Pumonymous

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5784144&forum_id=2#49333634

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2betting#49899176)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 11:03 PM
Author: saffron mentally impaired really tough guy turdskin

Oh, so one counterexample does refute a generalization?

Date: June 10th, 2026 8:22 PM

Author: Pumonymous

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1903735&forum_id=2#49929163

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2betting#49899283)



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Date: June 10th, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: nyuug

tons of chinks, niggers, and spics get caught fucking dogs every day bro. its not a cumskin thing. DONT STEREOTYPE CUMSKINS!!!!1111

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2betting#49929205)



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Date: June 10th, 2026 11:19 PM
Author: nyuug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2betting#49929657)



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Date: June 14th, 2026 4:42 PM
Author: nyuug



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Date: May 27th, 2026 9:01 PM
Author: saffron mentally impaired really tough guy turdskin



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Date: May 27th, 2026 10:56 PM
Author: saffron mentally impaired really tough guy turdskin



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Date: May 28th, 2026 4:51 PM
Author: saffron mentally impaired really tough guy turdskin



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 8:40 PM
Author: saffron mentally impaired really tough guy turdskin



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 11:42 PM
Author: saffron mentally impaired really tough guy turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2betting#49914244)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: saffron mentally impaired really tough guy turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2betting#49916225)



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Date: June 7th, 2026 11:49 PM
Author: saffron mentally impaired really tough guy turdskin



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:14 PM
Author: laughsome light garrison

Website: https://www.swainlawtexas.com/about

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2betting#49894325)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:16 PM
Author: laughsome light garrison

In case you are wondering, yes, you will find photos of his teen daughters at the link.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2betting#49894888)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:15 PM
Author: Heady field

"Authorities say she positively identified both Swain and the dog in the video."



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2betting#49894331)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:17 PM
Author: laughsome light garrison

Shipley the dog tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2betting#49894339)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:19 PM
Author: laughsome light garrison

Clients not thrilled: https://x.com/captainelcapo/status/2057866318011928948?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2betting#49894341)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:43 PM
Author: Burgundy slippery masturbator



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:33 PM
Author: vivacious nubile hall

His moniker?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2betting#49894372)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:34 PM
Author: laughsome light garrison

Colt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2betting#49894376)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:36 PM
Author: Charismatic home indirect expression



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:29 PM
Author: titillating nighttime hairy legs step-uncle's house



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:56 PM
Author: Pearl persian



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:39 PM
Author: Violet odious native



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:22 PM
Author: nudist mahogany casino

Disco Fries

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:39 PM
Author: Zombie-like provocative rehab

“She then left him and took the dog with her”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2betting#49894384)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:39 PM
Author: Charismatic home indirect expression

Really puts the B in LGBTQ+

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2betting#49894386)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:21 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal stock car tattoo



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:41 PM
Author: Charismatic home indirect expression

But she was old enough in dog years!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2betting#49894390)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:43 PM
Author: Burgundy slippery masturbator

So a dog licking your cock is illegal now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2betting#49894392)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:48 PM
Author: Charismatic home indirect expression

I thought this was America

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2betting#49894400)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:34 PM
Author: nofapping gold regret

it's usually spelled "bestiality" which is an interesting etymological question; why drop the "a" ?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2betting#49894548)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 5:05 PM
Author: laughsome light garrison

(Guy who thinks about these things)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2betting#49894737)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 5:21 PM
Author: Fragrant theater ape

Cums from the Latin bestialis ("of or relating to a beast")

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2betting#49894764)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 8:49 PM
Author: snowy dog poop

man's BEST friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2betting#49895248)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:56 PM
Author: Pearl persian

SO WHEN WOMEN DO IT ITS FINE

DOG PILL DENIED

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2betting#49894593)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:19 PM
Author: laughsome light garrison

Oh shit, this dude was balling: https://www.har.com/homedetail/11723-providence-park-houston-tx-77024/8806610

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2betting#49894892)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:23 PM
Author: nudist mahogany casino

all that space, wife still doesn't allow a dude a bit of privacy



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:26 PM
Author: insecure twinkling principal's office windowlicker

what a snoozefest. i'm not a texasmo, but 2.6 for that, in houston?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2betting#49894918)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:39 PM
Author: laughsome light garrison

It’s in the second best neighborhood.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2betting#49894951)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:43 PM
Author: Pearl persian

why does every room look so fucking tiny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2betting#49894961)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:47 PM
Author: Zombie-like provocative rehab

Cpap in bedroom photo. Confirmed poaster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2betting#49894967)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:55 PM
Author: Heady field

Disco Fries, do NOT click the link

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2betting#49894981)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:23 PM
Author: laughsome light garrison



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 11:28 AM
Author: underhanded aggressive university

Yeah, and he had a really big house, too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2betting#49896118)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:21 PM
Author: laughsome light garrison



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:22 PM
Author: laughsome light garrison

Guessing it’s going to be on the market soon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2betting#49896765)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:49 PM
Author: Lascivious lavender public bath

jfc no taste. what's even the point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2betting#49896807)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 10:27 PM
Author: Burgundy slippery masturbator

That's awful. Range top on the kitchen island. TV just set on a credenza. Bitch ass buck hanging in the office. Bed facing the wardrobe and can lights in the master and bath. Tiny pink porch with a tiny back yard. What a fucking disaster no wonder this dude was doing what he did.

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:21 PM
Author: bearded stage goal in life

mods

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2betting#49894900)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:33 PM
Author: dull corner

There's a lot of this going around. My friend had a client who married his dog. After the client died the dog vanished, presumably hijacked by a fellow cynophilist. The great part is that nobody knew any of this until the female probate paralegal went to the home of the deceased to start inventorying the estate. There were pictures. To quote my friend,referring to the deceased's former doggie spouse, "She turned out to be a real bitch."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2betting#49894936)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:30 PM
Author: flushed range

Where was he allowed to marry his dog?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2betting#49895068)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:23 AM
Author: dull corner

Wasn't an official wedding. It was some kind of zoophilian organization that married people to animals and made out marriage certificates. Paralegal found the marriage certificate and the wedding photos. Forgot to ask about what the cake was made of. Tempted to make a woofer comment, but I'm no prize myself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2betting#49895725)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:30 AM
Author: flushed range

Amazing 🐶

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:32 PM
Author: soul-stirring bawdyhouse mood

This isn't a joke? What do you think was in the psychology of the guys who do this - any common patterns in dog fuckers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2betting#49895073)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:26 AM
Author: dull corner

Not a joke. I have no idea why anyone would want to do this. It must be a deeply rooted and not terribly uncommon human perversion, or variation if you prefer. There are bestiality porn sites and, as I discovered, associations of people with these inclinations. Lately we have furries, too. We need an abnormal psychologist to weigh in. Psychologists are all abnormal, but you get my drift.

Wikipedia opines, in part:

In many, if not most, jurisdictions, there is no legal precedent for marrying another animal, however; several individuals claim to have done so.

In 1992, an American man named Mark Matthews married his horse. He wrote a memoir describing the concealment of his zoophilia from his Methodist family.[9][10][11][12]

In 2005, an American man ordained with the Universal Life Church married humans and their pets.[13]

A British woman who married her dog created the website MarryYourPet.com, after she became ordained to marry humans with their pets, and has performed about 100 ceremonies.[13][14]

In 2005, another British woman reportedly married a dolphin.[15]

The Sudanese goat marriage incident made headlines in 2006, when a man was forced to marry a goat after being caught in a sexual interaction with it.[16]

Other reports of marriage include animals such as dogs, cats, frogs, and a dolphin.[17][18][19][20][21]

Other incidents of human animal relations took place in 2010, when 18-year-old Balinese man Ngurah Alit was found having sexual intercourse with a cow, who he claimed flirted with him.[22] As part of a Pecaruan ritual, the man was forced to marry the animal.[22] The ceremony was thought to cleanse the village of the immoral act of bestiality.[22] The cow was drowned in the ocean, while Alit's clothes were symbolically submerged in the sea as well.[22]

In 2013, a Brazilian man reportedly married a goat in a Satanic church after his plan was rejected by his evangelical church.[23]

In 2014, internet hoaxer Paul Horner staged a ceremony where he married his pet dog at the Chapel of Our Lady at the Presidio in San Francisco.[24] Many news outlets reported the incident as reality.[25][26]

See also



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:34 PM
Author: Appetizing aqua kitchen multi-billionaire

One of those rare things where you KNOW the perp is white.

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:40 PM
Author: laughsome light garrison

But wouldn’t have guessed man.

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:56 PM
Author: Heady field

lol

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Date: May 23rd, 2026 11:30 AM
Author: underhanded aggressive university

Well, yeah, the dog was in the bedroom.

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:01 PM
Author: sepia disturbing den

wife MAF because she caught the dog with an outside party

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:29 PM
Author: laughsome light garrison

Apparently he was banging hookers too

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 8:58 PM
Author: sepia disturbing den

fruit of the poisonous tree, she had no right to put up those cameras. the tape is out

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Date: May 23rd, 2026 6:11 AM
Author: laughsome light garrison

Link?

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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:14 PM
Author: sepia disturbing den

i'm just doing a classic law & order impersonation, it's probably not germane to the case at hand and this guy is really going to go to prison for animal cruelty in TEXAS for this

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:30 PM
Author: glassy cracking lay

Shrimp PoBoy leaking jizz

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Date: May 23rd, 2026 9:45 AM
Author: laughsome light garrison

https://x.com/bigangrylaw/status/2058084920803594310?s=46

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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:05 PM
Author: laughsome light garrison

Watch out, he's out on bail: https://x.com/theshellbelle/status/2058569279746834937?s=20

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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:06 PM
Author: laughsome light garrison

LMAO, the PETA people are considering protesting that he was granted bond.

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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:10 PM
Author: laughsome light garrison

His lawyer: https://www.cogdell-law.com/attorney/osso-anthony/

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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:25 PM
Author: fuchsia puppy mother

That’s who you hire when you are FUCKED.

There’s another Houston lawyer who hired the same team for his upcoming trial (and that one has a missing body).

Another Houston lawyer hired these guys a couple years ago after he got caught poisoning his wife in a botched attempted abortion. He’s celebrating Memorial Day in the dormitory of century old prison farm down on the bayou.

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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: laughsome light garrison

They have a pretty sick IG

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Date: May 24th, 2026 7:53 PM
Author: sepia disturbing den

if they have him on video what does the defense even argue here

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Date: May 24th, 2026 8:00 PM
Author: up-to-no-good khaki nursing home

Try to negotiate a favorable plea based on no prior record.

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Date: May 27th, 2026 9:28 PM
Author: tantric bull headed abode cumskin

Killself seems appropriate

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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:22 PM
Author: laughsome light garrison

Shipley was asking for it.

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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:40 PM
Author: nudist mahogany casino

AI

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Date: May 24th, 2026 10:31 PM
Author: Burgundy slippery masturbator

"Could've been a Korean boy..."

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Date: May 25th, 2026 11:24 AM
Author: Rebellious Locus Boistinker

The dog consented. Hire an expert in dog psychology. Maybe a dog hypnotist. I don’t want to spend too much time thinking about this unless I’m getting paid.

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