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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:10 AM Author: drab patrolman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2betting#42882671) |
Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:15 AM Author: Yellow razzmatazz box office scourge upon the earth ugh man. in college i met this cute girl at the bookstore and gave her my #. she left a message when i was out, but because i bought the cheapest piece of shit answering machine her message got garbled after the first few seconds ("hey, we met at the bookstore..."). so i didn't have her # or name and never saw her again. she probably thinks i ghosted her. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2betting#42882683) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:52 AM Author: drab patrolman "And once again, after who knows what aeons of the silence and dark, the birds will sing and the waters flow, and lights and shadows move across the hills,
And the faces of our friends laugh upon us with amazed recognition."
All wholesome misunderstandings will have their day in the sun, thank Goodness! |
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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM Author: drab patrolman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2betting#42944243) |
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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM Author: drab patrolman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2betting#43053104) |
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Date: September 16th, 2021 6:53 AM Author: drab patrolman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2betting#43124776) |
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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:44 AM Author: multi-colored piazza masturbator (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2betting#43174757) |
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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:46 AM Author: drab patrolman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2betting#43174768) |
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Date: February 7th, 2026 12:55 AM Author: Junko Enoshima Couldn't you have checked your bill to see what number called? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2betting#49653016) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:16 AM Author: Aromatic office cumskin My mom once recorded an answering machine greeting where she yelled at my brother that she didn't know how he was getting home from his friend's house and to call her from a pay phone. She left it on there and we kept getting messages like "Uh..... Hi, this is Rachel calling for Mr. Sickly from Dr. Blah blah..." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2betting#42882686) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2021 4:00 AM Author: drab patrolman LOL. Speaking of wholesome misunderstandings - truly the kind of thing that could only happen in the 90s.
My first relationship happened at the turn of the 21st century, and I remember frequently using payphones at the mall and/or promenade type places to arrange pick up times with our parents.
And I also distinctly remember feeling reluctant to get a cellphone, even when my parents, my sisters, and my girlfriend's sisters all wanted me to have one.
My junior high girlfriend and I knew that something valuable was being lost - living in a reality unmediated by screens - and held out as long as we could. (She's a Mediterranean Catholicmo - coincidence? I don't think so. All heart.) |
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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM Author: drab patrolman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2betting#42944245) |
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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM Author: drab patrolman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2betting#43053102) |
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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:47 AM Author: drab patrolman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2betting#43183891) |
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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:04 AM Author: sick stirring faggotry main people "You've reached the..."
entire intact, white nuclear family together: "Johnson family! Leave a message!"
*lib shudders* |
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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:07 AM Author: drab patrolman 😂😂😂 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2betting#43194586) |
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Date: September 30th, 2021 12:02 AM Author: drab patrolman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2betting#43199501) |
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Date: September 30th, 2021 4:52 PM Author: drab patrolman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2betting#43202536) |
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Date: September 30th, 2021 4:54 PM Author: Irate Wine Market (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2betting#43202544) |
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Date: September 30th, 2021 5:23 PM Author: drab patrolman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2betting#43202647) |
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Date: October 17th, 2021 9:26 PM Author: drab patrolman !!! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2betting#43288109) |
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Date: November 27th, 2021 12:51 AM Author: drab patrolman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2betting#43515330) |
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Date: November 27th, 2021 2:52 AM Author: drab patrolman LMAO at this planet... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2betting#43515656) |
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Date: November 28th, 2021 7:56 PM Author: drab patrolman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2betting#43523933) |
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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:43 AM Author: drab patrolman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2betting#43525643) |
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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:47 AM Author: sick stirring faggotry main people (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2betting#43525655) |
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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:52 AM Author: drab patrolman !!! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2betting#43525672) |
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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:49 PM Author: ;::;:;;::;;;;;:::: (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2betting#49639864) |
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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:50 PM Author: Ode to the Web 1.0 Message Boards... (tp, clearly) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2betting#49639870) |
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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:37 PM Author: ...,....,,........ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2betting#49652472) |
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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:43 PM Author: Ode to the Web 1.0 Message Boards... (tp, clearly) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2betting#49652480) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2021 5:03 AM Author: confused anal water buffalo I remember my sister and I deliberately deleting each others' messages (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2betting#42882772) |
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Date: August 3rd, 2021 1:09 AM Author: drab patrolman This sounds like something out of Charlie Brown or John Hughes: 180! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2betting#42887666) |
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Date: August 3rd, 2021 6:21 AM Author: confused anal water buffalo our parents even got us our own phone line- 1992 dreaming (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2betting#42888212) |
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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:18 AM Author: drab patrolman Can't believe I missed this poast, Ho Lee Fuk (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2betting#42944234) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2021 8:36 AM Author: twinkling senate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2betting#42883021) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2021 8:49 AM Author: Obsidian Fanboi (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2betting#42883064) |
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Date: August 8th, 2021 5:48 AM Author: drab patrolman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2betting#42914998) |
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Date: August 14th, 2021 7:55 AM Author: drab patrolman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2betting#42944196) |
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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM Author: Curious Lodge Depressive aren't you fancy (tony soprano's mom) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2betting#42944246) |
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Date: August 15th, 2021 11:46 AM Author: drab patrolman Lol'd IRL, tyft (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2betting#42950183) |
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Date: August 15th, 2021 11:49 AM Author: Up-to-no-good Galvanic Stag Film Toilet Seat Asking operator to do an emergency cut-in so your mom can come pick you up from the mall. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2betting#42950197) |
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Date: August 15th, 2021 12:34 PM Author: drab patrolman 180000000000000000000 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2betting#42950447) |
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Date: August 16th, 2021 1:26 AM Author: drab patrolman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2betting#42954648) |
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Date: August 16th, 2021 3:16 AM Author: drab patrolman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2betting#42954896) |
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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:04 PM Author: drab patrolman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2betting#42969770) |
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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:08 PM Author: insecure crackhouse mother Strong thread/moniker synergy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2betting#42969803) |
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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:08 PM Author: drab patrolman ;-) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2betting#42969808) |
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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:10 PM Author: bronze provocative gunner step-uncle's house Weird how voice mail used to be something to look forward to. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2betting#42969813) |
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Date: August 18th, 2021 5:55 PM Author: Up-to-no-good Galvanic Stag Film Toilet Seat Someone in a neighborhood group found a phone and this boomer recommended he call the number and leave a voicemail because people still check their voicemail.
I don't think I've checked a voicemail in years. |
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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:46 AM Author: drab patrolman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2betting#43183889) |
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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:46 AM Author: drab patrolman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2betting#43183888) |
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Date: August 22nd, 2021 2:18 AM Author: drab patrolman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2betting#42989440) |
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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:18 PM Author: drab patrolman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2betting#43053100) |
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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM Author: bat shit crazy cracking forum national security agency It was in my parents' bedroom. I would distinctly remember coming home from a weekend away, and all of us would crowd into their room as they played the messages. 180 family nostalgia. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2betting#43053111) |
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Date: September 13th, 2021 12:42 AM Author: drab patrolman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2betting#43106521) |
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Date: September 13th, 2021 6:06 AM Author: drab patrolman This poast blew my mind, not flame (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2betting#43107001) |
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Date: September 13th, 2021 6:07 AM Author: drab patrolman As in, an honest-to-goodness Proustian portal to the past, pure wholesomeness on all levels, my friend. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2betting#43107002) |
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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:44 AM Author: multi-colored piazza masturbator (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2betting#43174759) |
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Date: September 25th, 2021 7:48 PM Author: drab patrolman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2betting#43177601) |
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Date: September 16th, 2021 4:43 AM Author: drab patrolman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2betting#43124696) |
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Date: September 25th, 2021 5:03 AM Author: drab patrolman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2betting#43174542) |
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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:02 AM Author: drab patrolman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2betting#43194577) |
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Date: October 7th, 2021 11:32 PM Author: drab patrolman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2betting#43239492) |
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Date: October 17th, 2021 9:29 PM Author: motley site [your dad, hoping he can lunge for the button before you or your mom] (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2betting#43288116) |
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Date: October 19th, 2021 10:54 PM Author: drab patrolman 😂😂😂 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2betting#43299359) |
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Date: October 24th, 2021 8:55 PM Author: drab patrolman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2betting#43324612) |
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Date: November 26th, 2021 9:14 PM Author: drab patrolman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2betting#43514420) |
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Date: August 19th, 2025 11:21 AM Author: bat shit crazy cracking forum national security agency (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2betting#49196901) |
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Date: August 20th, 2025 11:21 PM Author: drab patrolman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2betting#49199590) |
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Date: August 21st, 2025 10:37 AM Author: bat shit crazy cracking forum national security agency (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2betting#49200263) |
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Date: August 21st, 2025 1:49 PM Author: drab patrolman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2betting#49200780) |
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Date: October 24th, 2025 7:11 PM Author: drab patrolman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2betting#49372624) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM Author: drab patrolman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2betting#49375825) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM Author: drab patrolman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2betting#49375827) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM Author: drab patrolman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2betting#49375828) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:13 PM Author: drab patrolman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2betting#49375830) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:18 PM Author: Soggy Trip Kitty Cat (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2betting#49375842) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 2:59 PM Author: drab patrolman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2betting#49376322) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:25 PM Author: hyperactive laser beams *is young biglaw associate who went camping over the weekend* *checks work voicemail at 6 am Monday* "You have ... 24 ... new voicemails." |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 2:59 PM Author: drab patrolman Okay, I lol'd (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2betting#49376324) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:26 PM Author: hyperactive laser beams *listens to caller's 5-7 minute rambling voicemail about important matter that finishes with, "anyway, please call me ASAP at [recites number in slurring voice at breakneck speed]"* *sighs*
*hits 'repeat voicemail' button* |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:29 PM Author: drab patrolman On the bright side, 5-7 minute rambling to make sense of against all odds - and even endlessly repeatable once in a while due to its "180"ness - is mystically similar, in a certain sense, to his other time consuming interest outside the modern white collar services professions, mysteriously known as: "ZoZo" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2betting#49376409) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:30 PM Author: hyperactive laser beams (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2betting#49376411) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:30 PM Author: drab patrolman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2betting#49376412) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:31 PM Author: drab patrolman I really like it here in case I didn't make that clear, my genuinely witty and insightful pumo brother in arms (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2betting#49376414) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:36 PM Author: hyperactive laser beams o it's clear brother.
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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:37 PM Author: drab patrolman <3<3<3
Gorgeous noblesse oblige on your part, which I had a feeling about given your sense of humor, unironically :-) |
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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:29 PM Author: Ode to the Web 1.0 Message Boards... (tp, clearly) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2betting#49639794) |
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Date: February 6th, 2026 7:51 PM Author: Ode to the Web 1.0 Message Boards... (tp, clearly) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2betting#49652305) |
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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:25 PM Author: Battle Diaper Alita (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2betting#49652439) |
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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:34 PM Author: Ode to the Web 1.0 Message Boards... (tp, clearly) Battle Diaper Alita (tp) recording your Answering Machine greeting (tp, to be perfectly clear) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2betting#49652462) |
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Date: February 7th, 2026 12:47 AM Author: Ode to the Web 1.0 Message Boards... (tp, clearly) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2betting#49653001) |