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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:15 AM
Author: Ruddy Wonderful National

ugh man. in college i met this cute girl at the bookstore and gave her my #. she left a message when i was out, but because i bought the cheapest piece of shit answering machine her message got garbled after the first few seconds ("hey, we met at the bookstore..."). so i didn't have her # or name and never saw her again. she probably thinks i ghosted her.

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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:52 AM
Author: navy tanning salon

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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:16 AM
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Date: August 2nd, 2021 4:00 AM
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LOL. Speaking of wholesome misunderstandings - truly the kind of thing that could only happen in the 90s.

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My junior high girlfriend and I knew that something valuable was being lost - living in a reality unmediated by screens - and held out as long as we could. (She's a Mediterranean Catholicmo - coincidence? I don't think so. All heart.)

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Date: August 21st, 2025 1:49 PM
Author: navy tanning salon



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Date: October 24th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: navy tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2betting#49372624)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: navy tanning salon



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: navy tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2betting#49375827)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: navy tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2betting#49375828)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:13 PM
Author: navy tanning salon



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:18 PM
Author: contagious locale skinny woman



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Date: October 26th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: navy tanning salon



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:25 PM
Author: Diverse Naked Roast Beef

*is young biglaw associate who went camping over the weekend*

*checks work voicemail at 6 am Monday*

"You have ... 24 ... new voicemails."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2betting#49375859)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: navy tanning salon

Okay, I lol'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2betting#49376324)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:26 PM
Author: Diverse Naked Roast Beef

*listens to caller's 5-7 minute rambling voicemail about important matter that finishes with, "anyway, please call me ASAP at [recites number in slurring voice at breakneck speed]"*

*sighs*

*hits 'repeat voicemail' button*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2betting#49376404)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: navy tanning salon

On the bright side, 5-7 minute rambling to make sense of against all odds - and even endlessly repeatable once in a while due to its "180"ness - is mystically similar, in a certain sense, to his other time consuming interest outside the modern white collar services professions, mysteriously known as: "ZoZo"

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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:30 PM
Author: Diverse Naked Roast Beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2betting#49376411)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:30 PM
Author: navy tanning salon



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:31 PM
Author: navy tanning salon

I really like it here in case I didn't make that clear, my genuinely witty and insightful pumo brother in arms

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2betting#49376414)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:36 PM
Author: Diverse Naked Roast Beef

o it's clear brother.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2betting#49376428)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:37 PM
Author: navy tanning salon

<3<3<3

Gorgeous noblesse oblige on your part, which I had a feeling about given your sense of humor, unironically :-)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2betting#49376435)



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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:29 PM
Author: navy tanning salon



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Date: February 6th, 2026 7:51 PM
Author: navy tanning salon



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:25 PM
Author: aromatic harsh church building



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: navy tanning salon

Battle Diaper Alita (tp) recording your Answering Machine greeting (tp, to be perfectly clear)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2betting#49652462)



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Date: February 7th, 2026 12:47 AM
Author: navy tanning salon



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Date: February 8th, 2026 10:09 PM
Author: navy tanning salon



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Date: February 11th, 2026 11:29 PM
Author: navy tanning salon



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Date: February 12th, 2026 5:24 PM
Author: navy tanning salon



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Date: February 25th, 2026 3:50 PM
Author: navy tanning salon



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Date: February 28th, 2026 12:30 PM
Author: More frutiger aero than frutiger aero tp, tp. (tp)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:14 PM
Author: More frutiger aero than frutiger aero tp, tp. (tp)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2betting#49706781)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:19 PM
Author: Long PlayroomPoon Clown Conniption ( )



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:19 PM
Author: More frutiger aero than frutiger aero tp, tp. (tp)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:28 PM
Author: Metal Up Your Ass

a girl called long-distance from hawaii while on vacation for spring break with her family and left me a message. i can still hear the nervousness in her voice. now i delete voicemails without even listening to them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2betting#49706824)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:30 PM
Author: More frutiger aero than frutiger aero tp, tp. (tp)

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5647441&mc=6&forum_id=2

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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:47 PM
Author: Metal Up Your Ass

i initially read that as G.C. Charlatan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2betting#49706889)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 10:16 PM
Author: More frutiger aero than frutiger aero tp, tp. (tp)

Bob Vylan and GC Charlatan meeting in Interstellar bookshelf realm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2betting#49706974)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:44 PM
Author: Guy Debord

How do you say I miss you to an answering machine?

How do you say good night to an answering machine?

How do you say I'm lonely to an answering machine?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2betting#49706880)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:46 PM
Author: More frutiger aero than frutiger aero tp, tp. (tp)

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