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ITT: The Collected Works of Ulysius Johnsmeyer

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Stirring unhinged sneaky criminal
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The Scholarly Revolution http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.ph...
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ruddy boltzmann
  06/25/12
man, i didn't know that was his thread. now im sad that this...
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  06/26/12
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Friday was "go to work with brother" day; went wit...
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Stirring unhinged sneaky criminal
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didn't he make that one about the guy named Jamal? LOL
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  08/02/12
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electric useless brakes
  08/21/13
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cobalt soul-stirring hell
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pungent razzle base
  07/29/14
Saw War Horse this week, literally dropped to knees in tears...
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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:45 PM
Author: Stirring unhinged sneaky criminal

This epic flame artist and meme creator has earned an anthology thread:

180 Leiter Comment: "BUT THAT'S NOT SCHOLARSHIP!" (link)

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1976624&PHPSESSID=dd0758fb1c8a74e3eadb3635a6f848cb

How much christmas bonus to give my paralegal?

http://lhkjashfsae.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1827967&PHPSESSID=a5254b10d5602963b7887eedd01537b7

Is it illegal to hire a secretary based on looks/ask for pic

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1547696&PHPSESSID=6943d31e2c192fdd78f337f4b996f309

I'm fuckin grotesque.... any chance at OCI?

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1878818&mc=1&forum_id=2

Under the Guise of Scholarship- by Ulysius Johnsmeyer

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1956468&forum_id=2&PHPSESSID=3e97a76af0e995b3b42ccb759e0f524b

Who in law is really the sweetest scholar?

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1680637&PHPSESSID=a356fd22ccc62fd88cdd56bc2e2786c6

Went to GF's old college town; 5 guys called her "Dutchess"

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1665956&forum_id=2&PHPSESSID=3990e30068a8bf8fa37530f5928a211a

Wife had a baby today...ugh

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1933929&PHPSESSID=b9037056ea49425853212c5f26c22769

Does anyone else SLAM shit at work to impress the secretaries?

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2betting#20955229)



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Date: January 5th, 2014 8:05 PM
Author: mischievous home macaca

These are all so fucking shitty, put a bullet in your brains you fucking fag bitch

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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:50 PM
Author: Stirring unhinged sneaky criminal

Johnsmeyer cum ITT

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1914678&forum_id=2&PHPSESSID=340af2006595916c0ac333e27ea4bfc5

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2betting#20955268)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:51 PM
Author: Stirring unhinged sneaky criminal

The Scholarly Revolution

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1715492&forum_id=2%E0%B8%A3%E0%B8%82%E0%B9%82&PHPSESSID=5e2cb1dfc9f1f887835534aa8955b7e3

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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:52 PM
Author: Stirring unhinged sneaky criminal

Law School: "A Sweet Treat"

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1286875&forum_id=2Reputation&PHPSESSID=71874f6090419785b225ec319371e428

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2betting#20955278)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:54 PM
Author: Stirring unhinged sneaky criminal

WTF GF playfully grabbed guys "junk" when we were out

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1768662&mc=4&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2betting#20955287)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:54 PM
Author: ruddy boltzmann

lol how did I miss this:

"I am here to infuse this board with the Sweet Treat of scholarship. I have handled many scholarly protests in my school. For example, I organized a protest where I would stand on this wood block we carved and three other of my friends would do the same but about 50 yards apart. I would yell to him, "The scholarly noble!" and he would respond "The Prancing scholar!" and then the other would yell "The industrial scholar!" and we would continue for the duration of the protest. We would do this all throughout undergrad and dress the part--like 1800 philosophers."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2betting#20955294)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:59 PM
Author: amethyst self-absorbed messiness



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:12 PM
Author: sable mediation genital piercing

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Date: June 26th, 2012 12:11 AM
Author: mind-boggling crystalline public bath yarmulke

literally rofling

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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:04 PM
Author: Vermilion masturbator skinny woman

LOL just LOL

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Date: August 29th, 2012 6:20 AM
Author: Bat shit crazy cruise ship coffee pot

crying

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Date: February 22nd, 2013 8:32 PM
Author: Citrine dilemma



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Date: August 21st, 2013 8:05 AM
Author: cobalt soul-stirring hell



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Date: March 19th, 2014 5:14 AM
Author: sexy emerald mexican wrinkle

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Date: June 27th, 2014 2:42 PM
Author: pungent razzle base



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Date: June 27th, 2014 4:21 PM
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Date: February 9th, 2019 11:03 PM
Author: Bistre tantric institution



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Date: July 11th, 2019 3:18 PM
Author: Canary area scourge upon the earth



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Author: Shivering national rigpig



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Date: September 16th, 2022 1:30 PM
Author: laughsome brass plaza

God I’m old.

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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:56 PM
Author: Stirring unhinged sneaky criminal

The average height for chicks born in 1993 is 5'11

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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:59 PM
Author: amethyst self-absorbed messiness

cop

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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:59 PM
Author: amethyst self-absorbed messiness

What type of person shouts "Oh, what a scholar!"

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1351916

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Date: June 25th, 2012 4:02 PM
Author: ruddy boltzmann



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Date: June 26th, 2012 12:10 AM
Author: Flirting chapel knife

man, i didn't know that was his thread. now im sad that this didnt happen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2betting#20959158)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:22 PM
Author: bossy hunting ground love of her life

holy fuck i didnt know he invented that meme

that's one of the better memes to come off this chatbort

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2betting#21245094)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 8:00 AM
Author: sepia casino fat ankles



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Date: June 25th, 2014 10:56 PM
Author: puce half-breed

GOAT POTUS xo thread right here

and of course that faggot Merriweather Post Pavilion didn't think it was funny, was just reminded of that shitposter for the first time in years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2betting#25819632)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:59 PM
Author: Aggressive talented set stain

TITC xo career retrospective

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Date: June 25th, 2012 4:00 PM
Author: amethyst self-absorbed messiness

BROS help, Trial tomorrow morning, havent prepped or anything

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1949636&mc=2&forum_id=2

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Date: October 7th, 2014 7:39 PM
Author: indigo community account



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Date: June 25th, 2012 4:01 PM
Author: amethyst self-absorbed messiness

180 NOT FLAME: SOmeone just drove car thru into my house

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1924148&mc=51&forum_id=2#20897180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2betting#20955351)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:24 PM
Author: bossy hunting ground love of her life

oh god

the punch poast

tears in eyes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2betting#21245106)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 9:04 AM
Author: electric useless brakes

first ever use of "180 NOT FLAME" in xo history i believe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2betting#23901626)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:01 PM
Author: Stirring unhinged sneaky criminal



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:11 PM
Author: vigorous idiot



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:12 PM
Author: aromatic translucent state

how does he do it?

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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:13 PM
Author: sepia casino fat ankles



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:14 PM
Author: slap-happy cracking piazza

Someone post the thread where he said he drowned his neice on the Hudson by flipping a jetski or something

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2betting#20956107)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:27 PM
Author: Stirring unhinged sneaky criminal

Friday was "go to work with brother" day; went with HBS bro

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1957845&PHPSESSID=8708a884d2c95352a573d0cb9e60a89f#20775900

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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:31 PM
Author: sickened business firm

consistently obsesses about this chubby chick

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1927746&mc=1&forum_id=2

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1901128&mc=7&forum_id=2Reputation&PHPSESSID=c5a062182822e69187cd66cf2a556dc4

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2betting#20956208)



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Date: June 26th, 2012 12:03 AM
Author: Stirring unhinged sneaky criminal



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Date: June 27th, 2012 6:41 PM
Author: sepia casino fat ankles



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Date: June 27th, 2012 6:43 PM
Author: curious azure hall

how is there not a single "torts final tomorrow" thread yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2betting#20970347)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:04 PM
Author: Stirring unhinged sneaky criminal

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Date: June 29th, 2012 10:56 PM
Author: odious fiercely-loyal son of senegal hissy fit

Just inherited a $35mm dollar farm how do I mange it?

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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:03 PM
Author: Irradiated maize quadroon background story

"how big is your $35 million dollar farm?"

"45 acres, but there are gold statues and shit"

Awesome.

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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:06 PM
Author: Stirring unhinged sneaky criminal

"Have you developed any sort of bond with the monkeys yet?"

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Date: August 2nd, 2012 8:57 PM
Author: Stirring unhinged sneaky criminal



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:05 PM
Author: Vermilion masturbator skinny woman

another highlight, he authored some of the most (if not, *the* most) amazing cuckold threads in XO history.

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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:44 PM
Author: bossy hunting ground love of her life

didn't he make that one about the guy named Jamal? LOL

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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:10 PM
Author: bossy hunting ground love of her life

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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:14 PM
Author: Bisexual 180 heaven



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:44 PM
Author: Stirring unhinged sneaky criminal

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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:18 PM
Author: Ivory Dashing Windowlicker



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:38 PM
Author: bossy hunting ground love of her life

holy shit he invented BUT THAT'S NOT SCHOLARSHIP too

LOL

great poaster

or greatest poaster?

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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:57 PM
Author: Irradiated maize quadroon background story

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Date: August 3rd, 2012 12:36 AM
Author: Stirring unhinged sneaky criminal

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Date: August 6th, 2012 7:49 AM
Author: bossy hunting ground love of her life

The best part of a johnsmeyer flame: all the stupid faggots, even regular poasters, who fall for it every time

Then turn around and cry "flame! 147 DERP DERP I LOVE COCKS"

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Date: August 6th, 2012 8:04 AM
Author: Supple Stubborn Church Building

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Date: August 8th, 2012 2:02 PM
Author: bossy hunting ground love of her life



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Date: August 20th, 2012 1:50 AM
Author: Bisexual 180 heaven



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Date: August 20th, 2012 1:51 AM
Author: Thriller Anal Indirect Expression Sex Offender

JESUS CHRIST just walked in on my dad having sex with a guy

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Date: August 20th, 2012 2:06 AM
Author: Bisexual 180 heaven



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Date: September 14th, 2012 10:39 PM
Author: Stirring unhinged sneaky criminal

Marginalized in its time, now regarded as a classic:

Disgusting middle age shrew at starbucks: "OOO the foam mistro!"

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Date: August 21st, 2013 7:59 AM
Author: cobalt soul-stirring hell

it had everything. deshaun. askav snapping on rasq.

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Date: February 22nd, 2013 8:24 PM
Author: bossy hunting ground love of her life



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Date: August 21st, 2013 7:58 AM
Author: sepia casino fat ankles



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Date: August 21st, 2013 8:11 AM
Author: cobalt soul-stirring hell

i can't find the one about riding a domesticated deer in the olympics. i was eating and almost choked when i read it.

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Date: August 21st, 2013 9:00 AM
Author: electric useless brakes

there have been a couple deer-related but i don't recall the special olympics twist:

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2103659&mc=20&forum_id=2

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2151250&mc=15&forum_id=2



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Date: August 21st, 2013 9:02 AM
Author: cobalt soul-stirring hell

i'll try to find it. it's so funny. it was like libs have gone too far. legless man was going to ride a domesticated deer in the olympics sprinting events.

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Date: July 29th, 2014 1:36 PM
Author: pungent razzle base

johnsmeyer just staring at deer trying to come up with good flame for 1yr

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Date: August 21st, 2013 9:06 AM
Author: electric useless brakes

Saw War Horse this week, literally dropped to knees in tears

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Date: August 21st, 2013 9:28 AM
Author: Slippery bawdyhouse

LOL got screwed...took out UG loan in August 2007...no PAYE

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2208854&mc=17&forum_id=2#22838990

My dad took out a loan for me for UG that originated on August 2007. LOL not instead of 20/10% I'm 25/15%.

What should I do bros?

Should I try to pay this thing off? 150k debt including UG. No biglaw but making about 70k

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Date: September 30th, 2013 3:45 PM
Author: sepia casino fat ankles

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Date: September 30th, 2013 4:06 PM
Author: sepia casino fat ankles

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Date: December 24th, 2013 4:42 PM
Author: sepia casino fat ankles



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Date: January 5th, 2014 8:03 PM
Author: sepia casino fat ankles



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Date: March 19th, 2014 5:19 AM
Author: racy sienna shrine foreskin



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Date: June 25th, 2014 10:38 PM
Author: Carnelian Big-titted Box Office Factory Reset Button

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Date: June 27th, 2014 2:44 PM
Author: pungent razzle base



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Date: July 22nd, 2014 12:25 AM
Author: out-of-control mauve pistol



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Date: August 4th, 2014 8:36 PM
Author: silver resort organic girlfriend



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Date: August 4th, 2014 8:37 PM
Author: silver resort organic girlfriend

Today starts my gf's 13 day vacation with her ex: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1984823&mc=106&forum_id=2

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Date: December 8th, 2014 9:31 PM
Author: beady-eyed forum queen of the night



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Date: December 8th, 2014 9:32 PM
Author: Unholy Embarrassed To The Bone Dingle Berry

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Date: December 11th, 2014 11:19 AM
Author: bossy hunting ground love of her life



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Date: July 24th, 2015 3:38 AM
Author: galvanic church



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Date: August 12th, 2015 9:44 PM
Author: pearl dopamine

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Date: July 29th, 2016 11:34 PM
Author: Appetizing brunch



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Date: November 3rd, 2016 12:05 PM
Author: Ungodly provocative circlehead jew



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Date: December 1st, 2016 1:39 AM
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Date: December 2nd, 2016 2:08 PM
Author: seedy famous landscape painting station

What amazes me is how few posts these original gem threads have in them. The origin of DUTCHESS has like 20 posts jfc. Yes I understand we can't post in those old threads but I'm surprised they didn't get more posts at the time.

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Date: September 15th, 2017 9:30 AM
Author: scarlet excitant pervert crackhouse

It's like The Great Gatsby being completely ignored in the 20s

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Date: May 20th, 2017 6:32 AM
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Date: June 27th, 2017 6:33 PM
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Date: July 29th, 2017 4:54 AM
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Date: January 29th, 2018 10:18 PM
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Date: January 29th, 2018 10:19 PM
Author: Buff adulterous meetinghouse persian

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Date: January 29th, 2018 10:21 PM
Author: arrogant nudist field

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Date: May 26th, 2019 6:44 PM
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Date: June 26th, 2026 8:37 PM
Author: Ape Arrogance

OP links fixed:

180 Leiter Comment: "BUT THAT'S NOT SCHOLARSHIP!" (link)

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1976624

How much christmas bonus to give my paralegal?

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Is it illegal to hire a secretary based on looks/ask for pic

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I'm fuckin grotesque.... any chance at OCI? ***OP blanked***

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1878818&forum_id=2

Under the Guise of Scholarship- by Ulysius Johnsmeyer ***OP blanked***

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1956468&forum_id=2

Who in law is really the sweetest scholar? ***OP blanked***

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1680637

Went to GF's old college town; 5 guys called her "Dutchess"

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1665956&forum_id=2

Wife had a baby today...ugh

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1933929

Does anyone else SLAM shit at work to impress the secretaries?

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1700828

 

Classics not in OP:

Hello, My name is Julia Sweet-Treat and am new to the board

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1678591&forum_id=2

Friday was "go to work with brother" day; went with HBS bro

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NOT FLAME, JUST WON $1 MILLION IN ATLANTIC CITY

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What type of person shouts "Oh, what a scholar!"

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1351916

180 NOT FLAME: SOmeone just drove car thru into my house

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1924148&forum_id=2

Just inherited a $35mm dollar farm how do I mange it?

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916233&forum_id=2

The Scholarly Revolution

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1715492&forum_id=2

Today starts my GF's 13 day vacation with her ex

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1984823&forum_id=2

JESUS CHRIST just walked in on my dad having sex with a guy

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1923451&forum_id=2

Johnsmeyer cum ITT

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Date: June 26th, 2026 8:50 PM
Author: smart ape

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Date: June 26th, 2026 8:56 PM
Author: Ape Arrogance

no problem!

and JM if you see this, feel free to contribute your own picks; the ones ITT only go to 2012

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