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Never forget: Martin Lawrence's SNL monologue 1994
| Jet center | 10/09/12 |
| Jet center | 10/09/12 |
| Jet center | 10/10/12 |
| Stimulating Claret Liquid Oxygen | 10/10/12 |
| Out-of-control twinkling uncleanness | 10/10/12 |
| Pungent cuck | 10/10/12 |
| cocky office boistinker | 10/10/12 |
| Milky Ratface | 10/10/12 |
| cocky office boistinker | 10/10/12 |
| Razzmatazz sick bawdyhouse sandwich | 10/10/12 |
| cheese-eating church building sweet tailpipe | 05/15/23 |
| Jet center | 10/10/12 |
| Violent Circlehead | 10/10/12 |
| Aromatic candlestick maker national security agency | 10/10/12 |
| demanding shitlib | 10/29/12 |
| Violet Rebellious Voyeur People Who Are Hurt | 05/14/23 |
| iridescent piazza | 10/29/12 |
| racy codepig | 10/29/12 |
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| splenetic dopamine sound barrier | 05/15/23 |
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Date: October 9th, 2012 3:16 PM Author: Jet center http://snltranscripts.jt.org/93/93nmono.phtml
"I'm single, I'm a single man, I don't have nobody, I'm looking for somebody and- but I'm meeting a lot of women out there, and you got some beautiful women, but you got some out there that, uh, I gotta say somethin'. Um... some of you are not washing your ass properly." |
Date: October 9th, 2012 11:37 PM Author: Jet center (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2betting#21753140) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:19 AM Author: Jet center (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2betting#21755124) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:21 AM Author: Stimulating Claret Liquid Oxygen lol at white womyn (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2betting#21755138) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:27 AM Author: Out-of-control twinkling uncleanness What a 180, I wish I could see the video (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2betting#21755170) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 1:22 PM Author: Pungent cuck http://www.hulu.com/watch/272133 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2betting#21755971) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:38 AM Author: cocky office boistinker dude was insane. too bad Martin was a legit 180 show for the first couple of seasons. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2betting#21755258) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:40 AM Author: Milky Ratface Indeed it was. Damn, Gina. Apparently Martin had a serious thing for her and creeper her the fuck out. Which you can see openly each time they kiss. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2betting#21755279) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:42 AM Author: cocky office boistinker cant blame him...so hard bro...so hard.... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2betting#21755291) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:49 AM Author: Razzmatazz sick bawdyhouse sandwich "I'm watching douche commercials on television, and I'm wonderin' if some of you are reading the instructions. I don't think so. Y'know, 'cause I'm getting with some of the ladies, smelling odors, going "Wait a minute. (gestures with index finger) Girl, smell this! This you! Smell yourself, girl. Smell yourself! I tell a woman in a minute, douche! douche! Some women don't like when you tell them that, when you straightforward with them. "Douche!" They, (imitating woman) "Forget you! You cannot douche all the time, you're gonna wash all the natural juices out the body." I say, well, I dont give a damn what you do, put a Tic-Tac in your ass. Put a Cert in your ass. Oh, oh, y'know, this look like a good damn place for a Stick-up up in your ass. I'm sorry, y'all. You got to wash properly"
wow. it's amazing that this was aired on national television. |
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Date: May 15th, 2023 12:05 AM Author: cheese-eating church building sweet tailpipe It wasn’t from what I recall. I think the network cut out in the middle of it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2betting#46312473) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:51 AM Author: Jet center Jon Hamm referenced this incident when he hosted SNL.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3-7OUBuPVGU |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:58 AM Author: Violent Circlehead tyft (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2betting#21755408) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 1:30 PM Author: Aromatic candlestick maker national security agency 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2betting#21756018) |
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Date: October 29th, 2012 3:07 PM Author: demanding shitlib awesome (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2betting#21916181) |
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Date: May 14th, 2023 11:56 PM Author: Violet Rebellious Voyeur People Who Are Hurt (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2betting#46312446) |
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Date: October 29th, 2012 3:10 PM Author: iridescent piazza these women probably have Trichomoniasis
"Females may experience:
A bad-smelling discharge from the vagina Vaginal burning and itching Worsening of symptoms with menstruation"
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Date: October 29th, 2012 3:13 PM Author: racy codepig Redd Foxx was doing the same act 40 years ago.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uldt6Y-CE3s |
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Date: May 15th, 2023 12:12 AM Author: Lascivious Temple 18000000000 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2betting#46312483) |
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Date: May 15th, 2023 1:05 AM Author: splenetic dopamine sound barrier You know, some women’ll let you go down, you know what I’m sayin’, knowin’ they got a yeast infection. (Some audience disgust) I’m sorry. Sorry. Come up with dough all on your damn lip… Got a bagel and a croissant on your lip. “Anybody got any butter?” I like jelly on mine. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2betting#46312590) |
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Date: May 15th, 2023 1:44 AM Author: cowardly cordovan son of senegal lmao (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2betting#46312629) |
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Date: May 15th, 2023 11:53 AM Author: gay generalized bond sneaky criminal (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2betting#46313493) |
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Date: February 1st, 2026 7:10 PM Author: tancredi marchiolo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2betting#49639602) |
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Date: February 1st, 2026 7:14 PM Author: chinese salaryman ((zurich is stained)) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2betting#49639607) |