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What is the difference between Lisa Rowe and a pizza?

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hilarious space turdskin
  08/14/13
tell me
Mischievous grizzly orchestra pit
  08/14/13
After a felon who did not graduate from high school drops th...
hilarious space turdskin
  08/14/13
lol tyft
Know-it-all hunting ground
  08/14/13
This is like 180 gold with no recognition.
Racy Chartreuse Step-uncle's House Persian
  12/28/13
Today, it is recognized as gold my brother. 180
duck-like sickened weed whacker box office
  12/28/13
fucking lol
insane ultramarine bawdyhouse antidepressant drug
  05/12/15
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lake chad dilemma
  05/12/15
so underrated
Startled Mahogany Native Jewess
  01/19/16
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exciting disrespectful french chef
  06/07/17
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iridescent wonderful locale
  03/31/18
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big-titted green business firm stock car
  07/18/18
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yellow hyperactive dragon gas station
  07/18/18
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  12/16/21
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  02/16/23
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turquoise glittery philosopher-king love of her life
  12/11/24
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  06/11/25
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vivacious magenta kitty cat
  08/12/25
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Bisexual Lettuce
  08/12/25
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well-lubricated tripping house
  01/11/26
it's enjoyable to fuck a pizza
Supple salmon site
  08/14/13
When I order a pizza, it doesn't arrive at my doorstep cover...
snowy corn cake brunch
  08/14/13
lmao
Mischievous grizzly orchestra pit
  05/12/15
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Dun Fragrant Base Mad-dog Skullcap
  12/11/24
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turquoise glittery philosopher-king love of her life
  12/11/24
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UN peacekeeper
  07/06/26
a promptly delivered pizza can fetch $12
Supple salmon site
  08/14/13
Pizzas don't suck cock for a small bag of meth
elite bipolar laser beams
  08/14/13
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Know-it-all hunting ground
  08/14/13
When you are done eating a pizza, you have not consumed a ne...
hilarious space turdskin
  08/14/13
To be fair, (Guy who doesn't ENGAGE THE PIZZA TRACKER)
mind-boggling heaven goyim
  08/14/13
When a pizzas gets cold it does not mean that it went into c...
hilarious space turdskin
  08/14/13
When you share a pizza with your friends it does not inform ...
hilarious space turdskin
  08/14/13
When you are finished with a pizza it does not ask if it can...
hilarious space turdskin
  08/14/13
weird blob of shit from another dimension
slate ratface legal warrant
  08/14/13
rofl
Mischievous grizzly orchestra pit
  08/14/13
180
nubile dingle berry crackhouse
  08/14/13
rofl
charismatic sadistic pervert plaza
  08/14/13
took a few attempts but 180
Swashbuckling party of the first part
  08/14/13
lol
vigorous fishy garrison dysfunction
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brilliant idiot
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exciting disrespectful french chef
  03/10/14
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Clear appetizing church building puppy
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effete dashing library
  02/16/23
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vivacious magenta kitty cat
  08/12/25
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Odious theatre
  08/14/13
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Know-it-all hunting ground
  08/14/13
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Odious theatre
  08/14/13
The ignorant teenagers who made the pizza were not blackout ...
hilarious space turdskin
  08/14/13
Pizzas don't grab their ankles when Tyrone barks at them
snowy corn cake brunch
  08/14/13
I'm not afraid of the pizza's box.
Odious theatre
  08/14/13
best of thread
slate ratface legal warrant
  08/14/13
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Blathering chocolate state haunted graveyard
  08/14/13
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turquoise glittery philosopher-king love of her life
  12/11/24
Criminally underrated
turquoise glittery philosopher-king love of her life
  12/11/24
If you have a few beers with the pizza it won't start crying...
hilarious space turdskin
  08/14/13
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Know-it-all hunting ground
  08/14/13
If you order the pizza online it's going to at least passing...
hilarious space turdskin
  08/14/13
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Know-it-all hunting ground
  08/14/13
At least one person in history has said that a pizza is incr...
hilarious space turdskin
  08/14/13
(guy who doesn't realize that guys will say ANYTHING to get ...
Know-it-all hunting ground
  08/14/13
pizzas have an expiration date
slate ratface legal warrant
  08/14/13
after you eat a pizza there's less grease on your hands
Electric drunken organic girlfriend
  08/14/13
Pizzas are not whores.
snowy corn cake brunch
  08/14/13
A pizza tracker is online and engaged by the buyer instead o...
Bearded umber den sex offender
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Mischievous grizzly orchestra pit
  08/14/13
180
heady autistic casino
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Slimy Stage
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brilliant idiot
  08/15/13
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hilarious space turdskin
  08/17/13
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insane ultramarine bawdyhouse antidepressant drug
  01/19/16
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iridescent wonderful locale
  03/31/18
The white box LR is kept in is padded.
Bearded umber den sex offender
  08/14/13
you want more pizza in the morning.
Blathering chocolate state haunted graveyard
  08/14/13
you're not ashamed to tell your friends you had pizza.
Blathering chocolate state haunted graveyard
  08/14/13
lol
carmine stag film
  08/14/13
When a pizza shows up at a party everybody cheers instead of...
hilarious space turdskin
  08/14/13
Pizzas aren't children of God who deserve respect and dignit...
Odious theatre
  08/14/13
thank you for showing me kindness :)
slate ratface legal warrant
  08/14/13
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Blathering chocolate state haunted graveyard
  08/14/13
(not bloodacre)
self-absorbed hyperventilating alpha spot
  08/14/13
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Histrionic station
  03/31/18
When a pizza is an extra-large it doesn't spend a hundred ho...
hilarious space turdskin
  08/14/13
*orders a BBP*
Odious theatre
  08/14/13
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arousing bat-shit-crazy lay
  01/23/14
When a pizza falls on the floor in a dingy frat basement it'...
hilarious space turdskin
  08/14/13
i seriously doubt any frat would think i was cool enough to ...
slate ratface legal warrant
  08/14/13
If you forget to pick up a pizza it won't show up drunk at 4...
hilarious space turdskin
  08/14/13
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Blathering chocolate state haunted graveyard
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carnelian voyeur dopamine
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carnelian voyeur dopamine
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Clear appetizing church building puppy
  02/16/23
The pizza does not claim that it's round just because it's a...
hilarious space turdskin
  08/14/13
i dont think u know what ur talking about endo slime
slate ratface legal warrant
  08/14/13
It's wrong to attack a pizza.
Blathering chocolate state haunted graveyard
  08/14/13
my irl friend is sitting here reading this shit and maybe u ...
slate ratface legal warrant
  08/14/13
If you share a pizza with friends you probably won't catch a...
Blathering chocolate state haunted graveyard
  08/14/13
is box ok? she hasnt posted in a while
Rose ticket booth
  08/14/13
LR you know we <3 you but this might be the thread of the...
transparent pit
  08/14/13
there are a few that are pretty funny but a lot of them are ...
slate ratface legal warrant
  08/14/13
To be fair, Do you want me to fight some of these niggers...
mind-boggling heaven goyim
  08/14/13
you always come through for me when no one else does ty and ...
slate ratface legal warrant
  08/14/13
To be fair, k
mind-boggling heaven goyim
  08/14/13
ty, whitest knight <3
slate ratface legal warrant
  08/14/13
TBF- not only a bitter deranged lunatic, but also beta white...
nubile dingle berry crackhouse
  08/14/13
TMF: "WILL FIGHT EVERY NIGGER IN THIS PLACE"
Dead brethren
  08/14/13
Lol TBF used to simp for Lisa Rowe, preserve this for all et...
Azure galvanic church
  06/11/25
Do you think it's possible that this site is populated by me...
Blathering chocolate state haunted graveyard
  08/14/13
yeah and misogynists to boot! its gotten a lot harder to mak...
slate ratface legal warrant
  08/14/13
That's because everyone posts under their pumo most of the t...
transparent pit
  08/14/13
you had someone literally begging for pix of u earlier
Rose ticket booth
  08/14/13
that was just me on my other account
slate ratface legal warrant
  08/14/13
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Claret halford trump supporter
  08/14/13
You objectively have a 95th percentile body and are a chill ...
transparent pit
  08/14/13
ty for the kind words and good advice. honestly i never meet...
slate ratface legal warrant
  08/14/13
go to a random bar in the richest part of town with a female...
transparent pit
  08/14/13
i only ever went to one bar and that is when i worked there....
slate ratface legal warrant
  08/14/13
you should do it. have at least one photo of you in a low c...
transparent pit
  08/14/13
do you think i can still pull something like that off? im no...
slate ratface legal warrant
  08/14/13
Yes. xoxo is correct that you were better looking 10 years ...
transparent pit
  08/14/13
well i think i could date a guy who was not really very succ...
slate ratface legal warrant
  08/14/13
Worry about the long term at this point. There are plenty o...
transparent pit
  08/14/13
i dont really like artists much anyway. ive never dated one....
slate ratface legal warrant
  08/14/13
Go for it then, Godspeed
transparent pit
  08/14/13
ty for the advice friend
slate ratface legal warrant
  08/14/13
"95th percentile body" LINK?
Know-it-all hunting ground
  08/14/13
i dont want to brag but irl im considered pretty hot shit on...
slate ratface legal warrant
  08/14/13
*guys eager to empty their balls into your mouth call you ho...
Know-it-all hunting ground
  08/14/13
whatever
slate ratface legal warrant
  08/14/13
Really? No offense, but after all the derogatory comments I...
cobalt yarmulke resort
  08/14/13
A pizza will come in about thirty minutes.
Blathering chocolate state haunted graveyard
  08/14/13
It's ok to pick on a pizza.
Odious theatre
  08/14/13
It's possible for a male of average physical strength to pic...
hilarious space turdskin
  08/14/13
When a pizza shows up at a school or youth center it's not t...
hilarious space turdskin
  08/14/13
lol
heady autistic casino
  08/14/13
If you get sick of your pizza and toss it in a dumpster, it ...
hilarious space turdskin
  08/14/13
180
nubile dingle berry crackhouse
  08/14/13
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peach kitchen
  08/14/13
It's ok for kids to eat pizza at parties.
Odious theatre
  08/14/13
If you are so stoned that you absolutely have to have your p...
hilarious space turdskin
  08/14/13
If you flippantly say a pizza was great it won't get overly ...
hilarious space turdskin
  08/14/13
When you pick up a pizza, your friends don't text back 'doug...
jet-lagged outnumbered ape theater stage
  08/14/13
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jet-lagged outnumbered ape theater stage
  08/14/13
When you pay cash for a pizza, the money is not automaticall...
hilarious space turdskin
  08/14/13
When you leave a pizza at your house while you go to work, i...
hilarious space turdskin
  08/14/13
this is kind of funny, im surprised you came up with it hehe...
slate ratface legal warrant
  08/14/13
Only cheese and tomato sauce ooze and drip out of the cracks...
nubile dingle berry crackhouse
  08/14/13
a pretty shitty contribution
slate ratface legal warrant
  08/14/13
to be fair, white sauce can also drip out of a pizza's box
nubile dingle berry crackhouse
  08/14/13
lol tyft
Know-it-all hunting ground
  08/14/13
a pizza doesn't have unprotected sex with niggers
Know-it-all hunting ground
  08/14/13
it should try it lol im kidding but seriously i really enjoy...
slate ratface legal warrant
  08/14/13
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nighttime concupiscible mental disorder
  08/14/13
you've never seen a pizza delivery guy porno
heady autistic casino
  08/14/13
One of these things is greasy, crusty and covered in sausage...
Doobsian garnet meetinghouse
  08/14/13
i dunno, they both look great with Italian sausage on them
Charcoal Multi-billionaire
  08/14/13
The only fungus you'll see on a pizza is a mushroom
nubile dingle berry crackhouse
  08/14/13
did you hear the one about the mushroom who couldn't get a d...
slate ratface legal warrant
  08/14/13
I see potential for a lengthy pun story here
nubile dingle berry crackhouse
  08/14/13
Fungi. Fungi.
Blathering chocolate state haunted graveyard
  08/14/13
sometimes i feel like you don't understand me and you know w...
slate ratface legal warrant
  08/14/13
while both go for 99 cents per slice, it takes over three sl...
nubile dingle berry crackhouse
  08/14/13
165
aggressive faggot firefighter piazza
  08/15/13
When a pizza leaves a Dominoes, it's not because it's being ...
hilarious space turdskin
  08/14/13
lmao
Know-it-all hunting ground
  08/14/13
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Claret halford trump supporter
  08/14/13
You can get 2 for 1 deals with pizza but LR is unique.
cheese-eating filthpig hairy legs
  08/14/13
this one is probably my favorite out of this whole thread. t...
slate ratface legal warrant
  08/14/13
A pizza serves an actual purpose in lyfe.
Diverse theater
  08/14/13
When a driver puts a pizza in the car, the pizza doesn't off...
hilarious space turdskin
  08/14/13
When a pizza gets baked it's not violating its parole.
hilarious space turdskin
  08/14/13
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jet-lagged outnumbered ape theater stage
  08/14/13
my friend laughed at me irl. she doesn't really understand t...
slate ratface legal warrant
  08/14/13
Pics?
Motley submissive senate
  08/14/13
link?
Dun Fragrant Base Mad-dog Skullcap
  08/17/13
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Mischievous grizzly orchestra pit
  08/14/13
After I eat pizza I don't need to go to the doctor for shots...
white cocky shrine
  08/14/13
People actually enjoy the fact that the pizza is flat and ro...
Mustard deranged field ceo
  08/14/13
A pizza's crust is normal.
Blathering chocolate state haunted graveyard
  08/14/13
A pizza is an oven-baked, flat, round bread typically topped...
hateful fluffy hissy fit public bath
  08/14/13
ty for the attention, its like its my birthday and christmas...
slate ratface legal warrant
  08/14/13
lisa rowe can't be topped!
Hairraiser cyan chapel
  08/14/13
i would consider allowing you to be on top of me tnsj if you...
slate ratface legal warrant
  08/14/13
a pizza can feed a family of four.
Hairraiser cyan chapel
  08/14/13
not really. the dad would eat like half of the pizza and the...
slate ratface legal warrant
  08/14/13
ps the dad was bloodacre
Hairraiser cyan chapel
  08/14/13
you know how bad i want that irl
slate ratface legal warrant
  08/14/13
One comes with a box and the other comes with The Box (and T...
Dull Roommate Stain
  08/14/13
a pizza doesn't scream when i make sweet love to it.
Hairraiser cyan chapel
  08/14/13
Pizza tastes good
Ruby sanctuary clown
  08/14/13
Underrated
aggressive faggot firefighter piazza
  08/15/13
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exciting disrespectful french chef
  01/23/14
After having been baked for a long time it goes into a box a...
Dull Roommate Stain
  08/14/13
Pizza won't tell you that it's pregnant and needs money from...
Ruby sanctuary clown
  08/14/13
LR smells like anchovies no matter what you order.
Cracking cuckoldry messiness
  08/14/13
late at night you can really get a craving for a hot piece o...
Blathering chocolate state haunted graveyard
  08/14/13
Even when it's bad, it's good... Mmm good
pea-brained national
  08/14/13
lol
vigorous fishy garrison dysfunction
  08/14/13
Oh hai askav! Peace bro, http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=McDgDl...
pea-brained national
  08/14/13
yeah man no hate i just thought it was a corny post
vigorous fishy garrison dysfunction
  08/14/13
~h8-->1luv
pea-brained national
  08/14/13
You know you shouldn't eat its crust, but you can't stop bec...
Dull Roommate Stain
  08/14/13
i can only eat pizza a few times per day.
cerebral insanely creepy cruise ship
  08/14/13
(guy trying to be main subject of the sequel to Lies and the...
Rose ticket booth
  08/14/13
when a guy brings your pizza over he doesn't wait out in the...
Rebellious incel
  08/14/13
180
Buff aphrodisiac university
  08/14/13
lisa rowe doesn't taste better with blisters
vigorous fishy garrison dysfunction
  08/14/13
pizza doesn't cut itself
brilliant idiot
  08/14/13
/thread. instant classic
vigorous fishy garrison dysfunction
  08/14/13
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pearl corner
  08/14/13
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bright feces deer antler
  08/14/13
180
Hairraiser cyan chapel
  08/14/13
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Ruby sanctuary clown
  08/15/13
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hateful fluffy hissy fit public bath
  08/17/13
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flickering rehab
  09/11/13
Lmao
Orange slippery gunner sandwich
  06/07/17
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vivacious magenta kitty cat
  08/12/25
you wash your hands before touching the pizza.
titillating mother
  08/14/13
Nothing. They're both fast, cheap, and only appealing when y...
pearl corner
  08/14/13
my frat bros dont get pissed at me when i cum all over lisa ...
Razzle-dazzle abode personal credit line
  08/14/13
lol
Hairraiser cyan chapel
  08/14/13
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impressive old irish cottage location
  08/15/13
When you stick your dick in a pizza, it only burns for a min...
frozen gaping
  08/14/13
180
Provocative psychic stead
  08/14/13
I've never wanted to slowly thrust my erect cock in and out ...
stimulating twinkling twinkling uncleanness faggotry
  08/14/13
A pizza isn't a pathetic 36 year old forever alone loser wit...
Territorial preventive strike whorehouse
  08/17/13
poignant
Spectacular half-breed
  08/17/13
Engage Pizza Tracker v. Never Engaged
Anal pisswyrm background story
  08/17/13
...
pearl corner
  09/11/13
A pizza's driver doesn't wait out in the car until everyone'...
flickering rehab
  09/11/13
one makes you feel all sated and content and warm on the ins...
carnelian voyeur dopamine
  09/11/13
The pizza delivery guy died 12 years ago today
Cracking cuckoldry messiness
  09/11/13
wow. This entire thread is chock full of 180's
duck-like sickened weed whacker box office
  12/28/13
A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.
lime windowlicker
  12/28/13
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awkward maize hall
  01/09/14
IF THE PIZZA GETS COLD, YOU CAN PUT IT IN A BIG BLACK MACHIN...
stubborn godawful national security agency
  01/23/14
Everyone is happy when a pizza arrives.
Disturbing Thriller Office
  03/10/14
a pizza isn't stupid enough to go to law school.
spruce school cafeteria pocket flask
  03/10/14
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insane ultramarine bawdyhouse antidepressant drug
  05/12/15
jesus, I laughed at almost every single one of these. not ev...
self-absorbed hyperventilating alpha spot
  05/12/15
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Floppy Fat Ankles Parlor
  01/19/16
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brilliant idiot
  10/25/17
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Dun Fragrant Base Mad-dog Skullcap
  11/29/15
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Dun Fragrant Base Mad-dog Skullcap
  12/23/15
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insane ultramarine bawdyhouse antidepressant drug
  01/05/16
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Dun Fragrant Base Mad-dog Skullcap
  03/13/16
I want pizza
big kink-friendly trailer park
  06/07/17
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Floppy Fat Ankles Parlor
  09/22/17
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hilarious space turdskin
  03/31/18
What happened to Lisa Rowe? She still poast? I see she w...
maroon fiercely-loyal regret
  07/18/18
it's 180 that she doesn't post here anymore.
At-the-ready Tanning Salon Place Of Business
  07/18/18
(insert joke about "Family Sized Pizza" here)
maroon fiercely-loyal regret
  07/18/18
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Clear appetizing church building puppy
  04/30/19
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Dun Fragrant Base Mad-dog Skullcap
  06/21/20
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Dun Fragrant Base Mad-dog Skullcap
  06/23/20
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filthy point
  07/11/20
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Clear appetizing church building puppy
  12/16/21
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Clear appetizing church building puppy
  03/22/22


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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:49 AM
Author: hilarious space turdskin



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:49 AM
Author: Mischievous grizzly orchestra pit

tell me

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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: hilarious space turdskin

After a felon who did not graduate from high school drops the pizza off at your house in exchange for $15, it will not try to rifle through your medicine cabinet.

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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:54 AM
Author: Know-it-all hunting ground

lol tyft

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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:12 PM
Author: Racy Chartreuse Step-uncle's House Persian

This is like 180 gold with no recognition.

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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:19 PM
Author: duck-like sickened weed whacker box office

Today, it is recognized as gold my brother.

180

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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:40 AM
Author: insane ultramarine bawdyhouse antidepressant drug

fucking lol

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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:41 AM
Author: lake chad dilemma



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Date: January 19th, 2016 10:41 PM
Author: Startled Mahogany Native Jewess

so underrated

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Date: June 7th, 2017 3:36 PM
Author: exciting disrespectful french chef



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Date: March 31st, 2018 3:13 PM
Author: iridescent wonderful locale



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:11 AM
Author: big-titted green business firm stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2betting#36451105)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:11 AM
Author: yellow hyperactive dragon gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2betting#36451110)



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Date: December 16th, 2021 4:35 PM
Author: nubile dingle berry crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2betting#43620987)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:58 PM
Author: effete dashing library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2betting#45943077)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: turquoise glittery philosopher-king love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2betting#48436917)



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Date: June 11th, 2025 11:01 AM
Author: well-lubricated tripping house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2betting#49005046)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: vivacious magenta kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2betting#49179088)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:51 PM
Author: Bisexual Lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2betting#49179095)



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Date: January 11th, 2026 6:37 AM
Author: well-lubricated tripping house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2betting#49580373)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:50 AM
Author: Supple salmon site

it's enjoyable to fuck a pizza

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2betting#23836081)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:50 AM
Author: snowy corn cake brunch

When I order a pizza, it doesn't arrive at my doorstep covered in cum.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2betting#23836082)



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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:39 AM
Author: Mischievous grizzly orchestra pit

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2betting#27872800)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:26 PM
Author: Dun Fragrant Base Mad-dog Skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2betting#48436916)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: turquoise glittery philosopher-king love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2betting#48436918)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 5:29 PM
Author: UN peacekeeper



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2betting#49982196)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: Supple salmon site

a promptly delivered pizza can fetch $12

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2betting#23836085)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: elite bipolar laser beams

Pizzas don't suck cock for a small bag of meth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2betting#23836088)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:53 AM
Author: Know-it-all hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2betting#23836099)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:54 AM
Author: hilarious space turdskin

When you are done eating a pizza, you have not consumed a nearly fatal amount of gonorrhoea bacteria.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2betting#23836103)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:31 AM
Author: mind-boggling heaven goyim

To be fair,

(Guy who doesn't ENGAGE THE PIZZA TRACKER)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2betting#23836236)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:56 AM
Author: hilarious space turdskin

When a pizzas gets cold it does not mean that it went into cardiac arrest due to violent withdrawal symptoms.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2betting#23836108)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:57 AM
Author: hilarious space turdskin

When you share a pizza with your friends it does not inform you that it is $35 extra per guy and $50 for anyone who takes pictures.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2betting#23836113)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:59 AM
Author: hilarious space turdskin

When you are finished with a pizza it does not ask if it can sleep on your couch for a few nights and borrow $70 to get its cell phone reactivated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2betting#23836121)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:03 AM
Author: slate ratface legal warrant

weird blob of shit from another dimension

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2betting#23836142)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:21 AM
Author: Mischievous grizzly orchestra pit

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2betting#23836195)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:25 AM
Author: nubile dingle berry crackhouse

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2betting#23836415)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:36 AM
Author: charismatic sadistic pervert plaza

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2betting#23836446)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:53 AM
Author: Swashbuckling party of the first part

took a few attempts but 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2betting#23837007)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:44 AM
Author: vigorous fishy garrison dysfunction

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2betting#23837358)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:53 PM
Author: brilliant idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2betting#23838721)



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Date: March 10th, 2014 5:28 PM
Author: exciting disrespectful french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2betting#25165720)



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Date: March 24th, 2021 2:43 PM
Author: Clear appetizing church building puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2betting#42157979)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:58 PM
Author: effete dashing library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2betting#45943078)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: vivacious magenta kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2betting#49179090)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:07 AM
Author: Odious theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2betting#23836155)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:08 AM
Author: Know-it-all hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2betting#23836159)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:08 AM
Author: Odious theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2betting#23836157)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:09 AM
Author: hilarious space turdskin

The ignorant teenagers who made the pizza were not blackout drunk, just a little high.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2betting#23836162)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:10 AM
Author: snowy corn cake brunch

Pizzas don't grab their ankles when Tyrone barks at them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2betting#23836166)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:11 AM
Author: Odious theatre

I'm not afraid of the pizza's box.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2betting#23836169)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:13 AM
Author: slate ratface legal warrant

best of thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2betting#23836179)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:19 AM
Author: Blathering chocolate state haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2betting#23836194)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: turquoise glittery philosopher-king love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2betting#48436921)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:28 PM
Author: turquoise glittery philosopher-king love of her life

Criminally underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2betting#48436925)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:12 AM
Author: hilarious space turdskin

If you have a few beers with the pizza it won't start crying and tell you about its family.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2betting#23836176)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 AM
Author: Know-it-all hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2betting#23836361)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:13 AM
Author: hilarious space turdskin

If you order the pizza online it's going to at least passingly resemble its picture when it shows up at your door.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2betting#23836180)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 AM
Author: Know-it-all hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2betting#23836362)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:14 AM
Author: hilarious space turdskin

At least one person in history has said that a pizza is incredibly hot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2betting#23836183)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 AM
Author: Know-it-all hunting ground

(guy who doesn't realize that guys will say ANYTHING to get laid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2betting#23836364)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:15 AM
Author: slate ratface legal warrant

pizzas have an expiration date

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2betting#23836184)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:15 AM
Author: Electric drunken organic girlfriend

after you eat a pizza there's less grease on your hands

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2betting#23836187)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:16 AM
Author: snowy corn cake brunch

Pizzas are not whores.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2betting#23836188)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:17 AM
Author: Bearded umber den sex offender

A pizza tracker is online and engaged by the buyer instead of around the ankle and mandated by the state.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2betting#23836189)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:23 AM
Author: Mischievous grizzly orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2betting#23836203)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:50 AM
Author: heady autistic casino

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2betting#23837697)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:04 PM
Author: Slimy Stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2betting#23838037)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 4:04 PM
Author: brilliant idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2betting#23846455)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:07 AM
Author: hilarious space turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2betting#23857525)



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Date: January 19th, 2016 10:35 PM
Author: insane ultramarine bawdyhouse antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2betting#29635464)



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Date: March 31st, 2018 3:14 PM
Author: iridescent wonderful locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2betting#35731944)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:18 AM
Author: Bearded umber den sex offender

The white box LR is kept in is padded.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2betting#23836190)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:19 AM
Author: Blathering chocolate state haunted graveyard

you want more pizza in the morning.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2betting#23836193)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:21 AM
Author: Blathering chocolate state haunted graveyard

you're not ashamed to tell your friends you had pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2betting#23836197)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:35 AM
Author: carmine stag film

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2betting#23837616)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:22 AM
Author: hilarious space turdskin

When a pizza shows up at a party everybody cheers instead of instinctively double-checking that they still have their wallets.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2betting#23836199)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:22 AM
Author: Odious theatre

Pizzas aren't children of God who deserve respect and dignity despite their flaws.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2betting#23836200)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:26 AM
Author: slate ratface legal warrant

thank you for showing me kindness :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2betting#23836206)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: Blathering chocolate state haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2betting#23836231)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:40 PM
Author: self-absorbed hyperventilating alpha spot

(not bloodacre)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2betting#23842193)



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Date: March 31st, 2018 3:06 PM
Author: Histrionic station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2betting#35731905)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:25 AM
Author: hilarious space turdskin

When a pizza is an extra-large it doesn't spend a hundred hours trying to convince an internet forum that it's a size 4.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2betting#23836205)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:27 AM
Author: Odious theatre

*orders a BBP*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2betting#23836212)



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Date: January 23rd, 2014 4:48 PM
Author: arousing bat-shit-crazy lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2betting#24884254)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:27 AM
Author: hilarious space turdskin

When a pizza falls on the floor in a dingy frat basement it's not because it was there trying to score ketamine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2betting#23836214)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:28 AM
Author: slate ratface legal warrant

i seriously doubt any frat would think i was cool enough to invite me to one of their crazy parties

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2betting#23836219)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:29 AM
Author: hilarious space turdskin

If you forget to pick up a pizza it won't show up drunk at 4:00 a.m. to slash your tires.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2betting#23836222)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: Blathering chocolate state haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2betting#23836228)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:34 AM
Author: carnelian voyeur dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2betting#24031386)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:54 PM
Author: carnelian voyeur dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2betting#45943056)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:55 PM
Author: Clear appetizing church building puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2betting#45943063)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: hilarious space turdskin

The pizza does not claim that it's round just because it's a mesomorph.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2betting#23836226)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: slate ratface legal warrant

i dont think u know what ur talking about endo slime

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2betting#23836230)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: Blathering chocolate state haunted graveyard

It's wrong to attack a pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2betting#23836227)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:31 AM
Author: slate ratface legal warrant

my irl friend is sitting here reading this shit and maybe u guys could tone it down since i have company tyia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2betting#23836232)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:33 AM
Author: Blathering chocolate state haunted graveyard

If you share a pizza with friends you probably won't catch anything.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2betting#23836243)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:34 AM
Author: Rose ticket booth

is box ok? she hasnt posted in a while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2betting#23836246)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:31 AM
Author: transparent pit

LR you know we <3 you but this might be the thread of the year. I could easily see a stand-up comic working many of these into a routine about an ex.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2betting#23836235)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:35 AM
Author: slate ratface legal warrant

there are a few that are pretty funny but a lot of them are stupid and seem to just be mean spirited. i have been leaving here feeling dejected a lot lately, even my irl friends have noticed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2betting#23836248)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:35 AM
Author: mind-boggling heaven goyim

To be fair,

Do you want me to fight some of these niggers on your behalf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2betting#23836251)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:40 AM
Author: slate ratface legal warrant

you always come through for me when no one else does ty and yes, i would like that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2betting#23836270)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:45 AM
Author: mind-boggling heaven goyim

To be fair,

k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2betting#23836281)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:24 AM
Author: slate ratface legal warrant

ty, whitest knight <3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2betting#23836408)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:27 AM
Author: nubile dingle berry crackhouse

TBF- not only a bitter deranged lunatic, but also beta white knighter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2betting#23836424)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:11 AM
Author: Dead brethren

TMF: "WILL FIGHT EVERY NIGGER IN THIS PLACE"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2betting#23837041)



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Date: June 11th, 2025 11:03 AM
Author: Azure galvanic church

Lol TBF used to simp for Lisa Rowe, preserve this for all eternity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2betting#49005049)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:36 AM
Author: Blathering chocolate state haunted graveyard

Do you think it's possible that this site is populated by mean spirited misanthropes? Just throwing that out there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2betting#23836253)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:39 AM
Author: slate ratface legal warrant

yeah and misogynists to boot! its gotten a lot harder to make new friends here ive noticed or maybe it just seems that way to me lately...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2betting#23836264)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:41 AM
Author: transparent pit

That's because everyone posts under their pumo most of the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2betting#23836271)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:41 AM
Author: Rose ticket booth

you had someone literally begging for pix of u earlier

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2betting#23836272)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:47 AM
Author: slate ratface legal warrant

that was just me on my other account

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2betting#23836284)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:44 AM
Author: Claret halford trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2betting#23837356)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:40 AM
Author: transparent pit

You objectively have a 95th percentile body and are a chill chick. You should try going out in areas you normally don't to meet people. Stay away from LR xoxo threads for awhile. You'll be happier.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2betting#23836269)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:49 AM
Author: slate ratface legal warrant

ty for the kind words and good advice. honestly i never meet new people, but i dont really go places either. i go out to get food and except for the people i pass on the sidewalk, my social circle never seems to grow much :( i wish a new and interesting person would appear in my life, a new friend or maybe even something more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2betting#23836290)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:52 AM
Author: transparent pit

go to a random bar in the richest part of town with a female friend. 100% chance you get hit on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2betting#23836294)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:55 AM
Author: slate ratface legal warrant

i only ever went to one bar and that is when i worked there. i dont really enjoy doing it and i also dont really enjoy being hit on and i dont think men really enjoy having to do that either, do they? what are your thoughts on internet dating?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2betting#23836304)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:01 AM
Author: transparent pit

you should do it. have at least one photo of you in a low cut, tight dress, but at an upscale lounge. describe domestic, CGWBT interests and hobbies. you will have good looking rich doods buying you dinners left and right.

go to nice bars and lounges you haven't been to even if you don't enjoy it at first. doods worth talking to enjoy hitting on women, and you will meet some solid doods this way even if it's uncomfortable for you initially.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2betting#23836327)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:04 AM
Author: slate ratface legal warrant

do you think i can still pull something like that off? im no spring chicken anymore. i hope guys will still be interested in me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2betting#23836338)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:08 AM
Author: transparent pit

Yes. xoxo is correct that you were better looking 10 years ago than you are now. but especially with your body, you will still have sex appeal for a decade. xoxo is also correct, however, that you will have less sex appeal each passing year. now is the time to take control of your romantic life and put yourself out there among successful doods. you'll find one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2betting#23836349)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:13 AM
Author: slate ratface legal warrant

well i think i could date a guy who was not really very successful at all if he was a nice person and he cared about me and who i am on the inside. there is not a lot of things that i want to buy but i would like my children to go to a nice school and things like that. is it very important that he be successful? what sort of problems might i run into if he was not like that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2betting#23836365)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:24 AM
Author: transparent pit

Worry about the long term at this point. There are plenty of nice people out there who would care about you but also make a respectable living. You'll eventually become unhappy around a starving artist type.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2betting#23836410)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:29 AM
Author: slate ratface legal warrant

i dont really like artists much anyway. ive never dated one. i don't think they'd really want to date me anyway. but once i went out with a guy who felt like he was a failure and he said he was going to hang out in the art scene so that he didn't appear to be a loser at first glance, even though he wasn't any kind of artist. i think that's what he ended up doing but i don't think he's much happier than before.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2betting#23836435)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:36 AM
Author: transparent pit

Go for it then, Godspeed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2betting#23836450)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:40 AM
Author: slate ratface legal warrant

ty for the advice friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2betting#23836458)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:14 AM
Author: Know-it-all hunting ground

"95th percentile body"

LINK?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2betting#23836370)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:16 AM
Author: slate ratface legal warrant

i dont want to brag but irl im considered pretty hot shit on fire, at least that's what literally everybody tells me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2betting#23836381)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:19 AM
Author: Know-it-all hunting ground

*guys eager to empty their balls into your mouth call you hot*

Oh what hot shit on fire

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2betting#23836390)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:24 AM
Author: slate ratface legal warrant

whatever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2betting#23836411)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 12:07 PM
Author: cobalt yarmulke resort

Really? No offense, but after all the derogatory comments I've read about you on here, I just assumed you were a landbeast.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2betting#23837750)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:34 AM
Author: Blathering chocolate state haunted graveyard

A pizza will come in about thirty minutes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2betting#23836245)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:36 AM
Author: Odious theatre

It's ok to pick on a pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2betting#23836255)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:38 AM
Author: hilarious space turdskin

It's possible for a male of average physical strength to pick up a pizza.

Men are routinely happy about deciding to pick up a pizza.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2betting#23836261)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:37 AM
Author: hilarious space turdskin

When a pizza shows up at a school or youth center it's not there to perform court-ordered community service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2betting#23836259)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 PM
Author: heady autistic casino

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2betting#23838842)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:40 AM
Author: hilarious space turdskin

If you get sick of your pizza and toss it in a dumpster, it doesn't scream back "YOU THINK I HAVEN'T BEEN THIS LOW BEFORE MOTHERFUCKER" and violently kick the walls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2betting#23836267)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:59 AM
Author: nubile dingle berry crackhouse

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2betting#23836312)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:54 AM
Author: peach kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2betting#23837140)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:44 AM
Author: Odious theatre

It's ok for kids to eat pizza at parties.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2betting#23836275)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:45 AM
Author: hilarious space turdskin

If you are so stoned that you absolutely have to have your pizza right then, you don't need to promise you love it and give it a bump of crystal before you can have it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2betting#23836279)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:48 AM
Author: hilarious space turdskin

If you flippantly say a pizza was great it won't get overly encouraged and decide to apply to law school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2betting#23836287)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:53 AM
Author: jet-lagged outnumbered ape theater stage

When you pick up a pizza, your friends don't text back 'dough mound' and you don't reply 'just so you know'.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2betting#23836296)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:11 AM
Author: jet-lagged outnumbered ape theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2betting#23836359)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:59 AM
Author: hilarious space turdskin

When you pay cash for a pizza, the money is not automatically earmarked for pills.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2betting#23836314)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:00 AM
Author: hilarious space turdskin

When you leave a pizza at your house while you go to work, it does not start excitedly texting everyone that it thinks it has a boyfriend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2betting#23836321)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:02 AM
Author: slate ratface legal warrant

this is kind of funny, im surprised you came up with it hehe jk thats rude you faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2betting#23836334)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:00 AM
Author: nubile dingle berry crackhouse

Only cheese and tomato sauce ooze and drip out of the cracks in a pizza's box.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2betting#23836324)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:02 AM
Author: slate ratface legal warrant

a pretty shitty contribution

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2betting#23836335)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:15 AM
Author: nubile dingle berry crackhouse

to be fair, white sauce can also drip out of a pizza's box

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2betting#23836380)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:17 AM
Author: Know-it-all hunting ground

lol tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2betting#23836385)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:11 AM
Author: Know-it-all hunting ground

a pizza doesn't have unprotected sex with niggers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2betting#23836360)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:14 AM
Author: slate ratface legal warrant

it should try it lol im kidding but seriously i really enjoy it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2betting#23836369)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:31 AM
Author: nighttime concupiscible mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2betting#23837284)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:13 PM
Author: heady autistic casino

you've never seen a pizza delivery guy porno

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2betting#23838854)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:15 AM
Author: Doobsian garnet meetinghouse

One of these things is greasy, crusty and covered in sausage. The other is pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2betting#23836378)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:17 AM
Author: Charcoal Multi-billionaire

i dunno, they both look great with Italian sausage on them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2betting#23836383)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:19 AM
Author: nubile dingle berry crackhouse

The only fungus you'll see on a pizza is a mushroom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2betting#23836388)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:19 AM
Author: slate ratface legal warrant

did you hear the one about the mushroom who couldn't get a date? he said hey, what's the matter? im a fungus!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2betting#23836392)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:21 AM
Author: nubile dingle berry crackhouse

I see potential for a lengthy pun story here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2betting#23836397)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:52 AM
Author: Blathering chocolate state haunted graveyard

Fungi. Fungi.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2betting#23837002)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:02 AM
Author: slate ratface legal warrant

sometimes i feel like you don't understand me and you know what? sometimes i feel like you dont even try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2betting#23837168)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:20 AM
Author: nubile dingle berry crackhouse

while both go for 99 cents per slice, it takes over three slices of pizza to start feeling ill

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2betting#23836394)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 12:33 AM
Author: aggressive faggot firefighter piazza

165

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2betting#23843016)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:25 AM
Author: hilarious space turdskin

When a pizza leaves a Dominoes, it's not because it's being escorted out for violating a restraining order.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2betting#23836416)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:27 AM
Author: Know-it-all hunting ground

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2betting#23836427)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:55 AM
Author: Claret halford trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2betting#23837403)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:32 AM
Author: cheese-eating filthpig hairy legs

You can get 2 for 1 deals with pizza but LR is unique.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2betting#23836441)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:37 AM
Author: slate ratface legal warrant

this one is probably my favorite out of this whole thread. ty for posting it :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2betting#23836453)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:36 AM
Author: Diverse theater

A pizza serves an actual purpose in lyfe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2betting#23836449)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:37 AM
Author: hilarious space turdskin

When a driver puts a pizza in the car, the pizza doesn't offer him 25 adderalls if he will drive it all the way to Fresno where the Pizza's friend lives.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2betting#23836454)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:41 AM
Author: hilarious space turdskin

When a pizza gets baked it's not violating its parole.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2betting#23836460)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:42 AM
Author: jet-lagged outnumbered ape theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2betting#23836463)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:51 AM
Author: slate ratface legal warrant

my friend laughed at me irl. she doesn't really understand these memes since she knows what im like irl and im actually pretty classy and dont do most of the stuff itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2betting#23836486)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:40 AM
Author: Motley submissive senate

Pics?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2betting#23837116)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:32 AM
Author: Dun Fragrant Base Mad-dog Skullcap

link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2betting#23857556)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:55 AM
Author: Mischievous grizzly orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2betting#23836492)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:46 AM
Author: white cocky shrine

After I eat pizza I don't need to go to the doctor for shots.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2betting#23836472)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:54 AM
Author: Mustard deranged field ceo

People actually enjoy the fact that the pizza is flat and round?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2betting#23837009)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:56 AM
Author: Blathering chocolate state haunted graveyard

A pizza's crust is normal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2betting#23837011)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:45 AM
Author: hateful fluffy hissy fit public bath

A pizza is an oven-baked, flat, round bread typically topped with a tomato sauce, cheese and various other assorted toppings.

Lisa Rowe on the other hand is an ugly cunt whore degenerate bitch of a woman who spends her life on a racist misogynistic message board.

The two are quite different, I assure you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2betting#23837125)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:47 AM
Author: slate ratface legal warrant

ty for the attention, its like its my birthday and christmas all at the same time but really its just any old wednesday, also known as hump day lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2betting#23837127)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:49 AM
Author: Hairraiser cyan chapel

lisa rowe can't be topped!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2betting#23837130)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:50 AM
Author: slate ratface legal warrant

i would consider allowing you to be on top of me tnsj if you know what i mean (fucking) im jk. my friend is sitting here with me irl and im just kind of showing off for her. she thinks xo is a little bit fun and she is thinking of posting herself some time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2betting#23837134)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:51 AM
Author: Hairraiser cyan chapel

a pizza can feed a family of four.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2betting#23837136)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:59 AM
Author: slate ratface legal warrant

not really. the dad would eat like half of the pizza and there are other variables here that make this unlikely a lot of the time but i dont want to argue about it anymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2betting#23837157)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:00 AM
Author: Hairraiser cyan chapel

ps the dad was bloodacre

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2betting#23837159)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:01 AM
Author: slate ratface legal warrant

you know how bad i want that irl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2betting#23837164)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:49 AM
Author: Dull Roommate Stain

One comes with a box and the other comes with The Box (and Twist).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2betting#23837131)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:57 AM
Author: Hairraiser cyan chapel

a pizza doesn't scream when i make sweet love to it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2betting#23837151)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:11 AM
Author: Ruby sanctuary clown

Pizza tastes good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2betting#23837210)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 12:34 AM
Author: aggressive faggot firefighter piazza

Underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2betting#23843020)



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Date: January 23rd, 2014 4:41 PM
Author: exciting disrespectful french chef



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:12 AM
Author: Dull Roommate Stain

After having been baked for a long time it goes into a box and is unceremoniously driven to its final destination. You eat the other one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2betting#23837214)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:13 AM
Author: Ruby sanctuary clown

Pizza won't tell you that it's pregnant and needs money from you to pay for the abortion, just to scam some cash from you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2betting#23837218)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:36 AM
Author: Cracking cuckoldry messiness

LR smells like anchovies no matter what you order.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2betting#23837317)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:36 AM
Author: Blathering chocolate state haunted graveyard

late at night you can really get a craving for a hot piece of pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2betting#23837318)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:38 AM
Author: pea-brained national

Even when it's bad, it's good... Mmm good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2betting#23837332)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:45 AM
Author: vigorous fishy garrison dysfunction

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2betting#23837361)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:51 AM
Author: pea-brained national

Oh hai askav! Peace bro, http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=McDgDlnDX0Y&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DMcDgDlnDX0Y

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2betting#23837387)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:03 AM
Author: vigorous fishy garrison dysfunction

yeah man no hate i just thought it was a corny post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2betting#23837422)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:12 AM
Author: pea-brained national

~h8-->1luv

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2betting#23837459)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:52 AM
Author: Dull Roommate Stain

You know you shouldn't eat its crust, but you can't stop because it tastes so good. The crust on the pizza is just plain gross

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2betting#23837388)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:06 AM
Author: cerebral insanely creepy cruise ship

i can only eat pizza a few times per day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2betting#23837429)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:13 PM
Author: Rose ticket booth

(guy trying to be main subject of the sequel to Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2betting#23838096)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:37 AM
Author: Rebellious incel

when a guy brings your pizza over he doesn't wait out in the car until you've finished w it to give it a ride home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2betting#23837623)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:41 PM
Author: Buff aphrodisiac university

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2betting#23842202)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:38 AM
Author: vigorous fishy garrison dysfunction

lisa rowe doesn't taste better with blisters

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2betting#23837628)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:44 AM
Author: brilliant idiot

pizza doesn't cut itself

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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:45 AM
Author: vigorous fishy garrison dysfunction

/thread. instant classic

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Date: August 14th, 2013 12:55 PM
Author: pearl corner



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:01 PM
Author: bright feces deer antler



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Date: August 14th, 2013 6:59 PM
Author: Hairraiser cyan chapel

180

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Date: August 15th, 2013 9:29 AM
Author: Ruby sanctuary clown



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:10 AM
Author: hateful fluffy hissy fit public bath



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Date: September 11th, 2013 5:07 PM
Author: flickering rehab



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Date: June 7th, 2017 3:38 PM
Author: Orange slippery gunner sandwich

Lmao

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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:51 PM
Author: vivacious magenta kitty cat



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Date: August 14th, 2013 12:01 PM
Author: titillating mother

you wash your hands before touching the pizza.

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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:06 PM
Author: pearl corner

Nothing. They're both fast, cheap, and only appealing when you're fucked up.

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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:11 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle abode personal credit line

my frat bros dont get pissed at me when i cum all over lisa rowe

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Date: August 14th, 2013 6:59 PM
Author: Hairraiser cyan chapel

lol

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Date: August 15th, 2013 4:06 PM
Author: impressive old irish cottage location



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:48 PM
Author: frozen gaping

When you stick your dick in a pizza, it only burns for a minute

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Date: August 14th, 2013 7:03 PM
Author: Provocative psychic stead

180

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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 PM
Author: stimulating twinkling twinkling uncleanness faggotry

I've never wanted to slowly thrust my erect cock in and out in deliberate long thrusts, eyes locked in the intensity of passion as I try to time myself, watching for cues as to the plateau of pleasure to achieve simultaneously as frames writhe and intertwine and moans and gasps and breaths escape from our need bodies... with a pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2betting#23838305)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:23 AM
Author: Territorial preventive strike whorehouse

A pizza isn't a pathetic 36 year old forever alone loser with a meth problem.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2betting#23857544)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 9:40 AM
Author: Spectacular half-breed

poignant

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Date: August 17th, 2013 10:08 AM
Author: Anal pisswyrm background story

Engage Pizza Tracker v. Never Engaged

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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:05 AM
Author: pearl corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2betting#24031228)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:22 AM
Author: flickering rehab

A pizza's driver doesn't wait out in the car until everyone's had a piece.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2betting#24031313)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:40 AM
Author: carnelian voyeur dopamine

one makes you feel all sated and content and warm on the inside, and the other is a pizza

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2betting#24031422)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 5:16 PM
Author: Cracking cuckoldry messiness

The pizza delivery guy died 12 years ago today

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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:20 PM
Author: duck-like sickened weed whacker box office

wow. This entire thread is chock full of 180's

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2betting#24727533)



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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:35 PM
Author: lime windowlicker

A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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Date: January 9th, 2014 5:18 PM
Author: awkward maize hall



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Date: January 23rd, 2014 4:43 PM
Author: stubborn godawful national security agency

IF THE PIZZA GETS COLD, YOU CAN PUT IT IN A BIG BLACK MACHINE TO MAKE IT WARM AGAIN. IF LISA ROWE GETS COLD, YOU CAN PUT A BIG BLACK MACHINE IN IT TO MAKE IT WARM AGAIN.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2betting#24884233)



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Date: March 10th, 2014 5:33 PM
Author: Disturbing Thriller Office

Everyone is happy when a pizza arrives.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2betting#25165762)



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Date: March 10th, 2014 5:35 PM
Author: spruce school cafeteria pocket flask

a pizza isn't stupid enough to go to law school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2betting#25165774)



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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:39 AM
Author: insane ultramarine bawdyhouse antidepressant drug



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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:42 AM
Author: self-absorbed hyperventilating alpha spot

jesus, I laughed at almost every single one of these. not even going to bother bumping them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2betting#27872821)



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Date: January 19th, 2016 11:09 PM
Author: Floppy Fat Ankles Parlor



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Date: October 25th, 2017 3:36 PM
Author: brilliant idiot



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Date: November 29th, 2015 10:42 PM
Author: Dun Fragrant Base Mad-dog Skullcap



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Date: December 23rd, 2015 10:22 PM
Author: Dun Fragrant Base Mad-dog Skullcap



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Date: January 5th, 2016 12:58 AM
Author: insane ultramarine bawdyhouse antidepressant drug



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Date: March 13th, 2016 7:47 AM
Author: Dun Fragrant Base Mad-dog Skullcap



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Date: June 7th, 2017 3:41 PM
Author: big kink-friendly trailer park

I want pizza

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Date: September 22nd, 2017 8:14 PM
Author: Floppy Fat Ankles Parlor



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Date: March 31st, 2018 2:53 PM
Author: hilarious space turdskin



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:16 AM
Author: maroon fiercely-loyal regret

What happened to Lisa Rowe? She still poast?

I see she was outed quite a bit in 2010-2012. NOT COOL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2betting#36451142)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:25 AM
Author: At-the-ready Tanning Salon Place Of Business

it's 180 that she doesn't post here anymore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2betting#36451208)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:17 AM
Author: maroon fiercely-loyal regret

(insert joke about "Family Sized Pizza" here)

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Date: April 30th, 2019 3:51 PM
Author: Clear appetizing church building puppy



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Date: June 21st, 2020 7:19 PM
Author: Dun Fragrant Base Mad-dog Skullcap



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Date: June 23rd, 2020 9:49 PM
Author: Dun Fragrant Base Mad-dog Skullcap



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Date: July 11th, 2020 3:12 AM
Author: filthy point



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Date: December 16th, 2021 4:34 PM
Author: Clear appetizing church building puppy



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Date: March 22nd, 2022 5:40 PM
Author: Clear appetizing church building puppy



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