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Soccer-Lovers: EXPLAIN KICKING THE BALL 40FT OVER THE GOAL

Why does this happen in every soccer game Ive ever seen, pla...
razzmatazz bossy national
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razzmatazz bossy national
  06/16/14
Soccermos, explain.
Multi-colored Jade Generalized Bond Library
  06/16/14
Why don't NFL QBs just hit their receivers right in the numb...
titillating cumskin
  06/16/14
I was waiting for this. Imagine an NFL where every game ...
razzmatazz bossy national
  06/16/14
Ok. How about why do MLB batters pop out?
slate vivacious stage half-breed
  06/16/14
(Actual retard)
Flirting grizzly crackhouse trust fund
  07/13/14
baseball is 15X smaller, comes at you @ 100 mph. try again s...
puce insecure twinkling uncleanness kitchen
  07/13/14
bc baseball is the kind of sport where if you pop out or mis...
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And every time the ball sails 50 feet over the goal there ha...
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Odious olive shrine
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They have giant doods chasing them and the receivers are mov...
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Electric Heaven Pervert
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Multi-colored Jade Generalized Bond Library
  06/16/14
Rofl. It is not easy to put a shot on goal with dudes defend...
titillating cumskin
  06/16/14
They still fuck up free kicks most of the time.
Deranged Alcoholic Doctorate
  06/16/14
free kick has to go up to make it over the wall first. its j...
razzle-dazzle bawdyhouse macaca
  06/16/14
any player famous for just blasting through the wall
razzmatazz bossy national
  06/16/14
lmao check out juninho pernambucano videos to see a good fr...
razzle-dazzle bawdyhouse macaca
  06/16/14
pretty curvy stuff. Predict Lebron's success at being a ...
razzmatazz bossy national
  06/17/14
Dude, they're throwing to a moving target while huge bulky d...
Vermilion background story
  06/16/14
they're kinda tall and lanky, but yeah.
twisted candlestick maker mad-dog skullcap
  01/17/24
It can be very difficult to keep the ball from sailing when ...
shimmering floppy senate ratface
  06/16/14
This is a very good explanation. But it leads to the questio...
razzmatazz bossy national
  06/16/14
lol. just do premise a sport around not using the most de...
concupiscible hateful dopamine public bath
  06/16/14
I mostly watch these days waiting for that eureka evolutiona...
razzmatazz bossy national
  06/16/14
180. that's how rugby was invented. it took american brains ...
concupiscible hateful dopamine public bath
  06/16/14
This was the best anti-soccer argument I've seen. I remembe...
red naked church building
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Drab corner messiness
  07/13/14
Too strong for their own good
Sick center
  06/16/14
*Rolls a soccer ball slowly in your direction*
yapping glittery roommate principal's office
  06/16/14
or how about breaking away and being in perfect position to ...
hairraiser copper theater stage
  06/16/14
this is actually a thing, players won't use their teammates ...
razzle-dazzle bawdyhouse macaca
  06/16/14
It does seem like a lot of players would rather try to break...
Up-to-no-good site
  06/17/14
brother 99.99% of those times the perfectly positioned tea...
Nofapping shitlib
  07/13/14
It's a form of hustling. Do this once and the other team won...
Hot giraffe
  06/16/14
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Passionate stag film newt
  07/13/14
ball bobbles a bit even on good surfaces, get under it by a ...
razzle-dazzle bawdyhouse macaca
  06/16/14
that's why these guys are the best at the game in their coun...
mind-boggling effete spot round eye
  06/17/14
they're trying to get some serious spin on it to come back d...
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harsh canary set
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Makes me love hockey even more.
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razzle-dazzle bawdyhouse macaca
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Curious seedy community account juggernaut
  07/13/14
its a NUANCED and NOT COMPLETELY RANDOM sport
arrogant area
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not played by players w/ multi million dollar contracts
wonderful deep dilemma travel guidebook
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Drab corner messiness
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All sports are fixed.
appetizing lake rehab tattoo
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maybe, but soccer isn't a sport.
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Curious seedy community account juggernaut
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Imagine NBA players routinely chucking shots into the stands...
Electric Heaven Pervert
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Like Baseketball psych out misses.
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arrogant area
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Curious seedy community account juggernaut
  07/13/14
*pitcher rockets 8 fastballs into the stands over the course...
Drab corner messiness
  07/13/14
*Is Rick Ankiel*
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Drab corner messiness
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they would immediately be cut from the team. yet, in soccer ...
Hot giraffe
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it's like how in baseball you fail 70% of the time and you'r...
Passionate stag film newt
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in soccer a 5% success rate makes you a god
Curious seedy community account juggernaut
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we can still make it.
Passionate stag film newt
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Sorry, is the soccer ball you're kicking coming at you at 95...
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how about i grab you by the ears and move your head around, ...
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Date: June 16th, 2014 10:39 PM
Author: razzmatazz bossy national

Why does this happen in every soccer game Ive ever seen, played by the world's best athletes.

Hey, we only get 10 shots on goal the entire 90 minutes, let me just sail this one fifteen yards over the cross bar whoops

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2betting#25763661)



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Date: June 16th, 2014 10:44 PM
Author: razzmatazz bossy national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2betting#25763711)



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Date: June 16th, 2014 10:45 PM
Author: Multi-colored Jade Generalized Bond Library

Soccermos, explain.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2betting#25763719)



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Date: June 16th, 2014 10:46 PM
Author: titillating cumskin

Why don't NFL QBs just hit their receivers right in the numbers every time?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2betting#25763728)



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Date: June 16th, 2014 10:48 PM
Author: razzmatazz bossy national

I was waiting for this.

Imagine an NFL where every game you watched included multiple throws 15 yards over the receivers hands and out of the back of the endzone. Whoops.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2betting#25763737)



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Date: June 16th, 2014 10:50 PM
Author: slate vivacious stage half-breed

Ok. How about why do MLB batters pop out?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2betting#25763757)



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Date: July 13th, 2014 5:38 PM
Author: Flirting grizzly crackhouse trust fund

(Actual retard)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2betting#25923934)



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Date: July 13th, 2014 7:30 PM
Author: puce insecure twinkling uncleanness kitchen

baseball is 15X smaller, comes at you @ 100 mph. try again shitlib

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2betting#25924487)



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Date: January 17th, 2024 8:41 AM
Author: crusty balding location

bc baseball is the kind of sport where if you pop out or miss completely only 2/3 of the time you'll be one of the best players in the game and likely make the HOF.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2betting#47297704)



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Date: June 16th, 2014 10:51 PM
Author: Multi-colored Jade Generalized Bond Library

And every time the ball sails 50 feet over the goal there has to be this Academy Award winning performance where the shooter clutches his head with both hands in disbelief.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2betting#25763762)



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Date: July 13th, 2014 9:10 PM
Author: Odious olive shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2betting#25925177)



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Date: July 13th, 2014 9:20 PM
Author: Electric Heaven Pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2betting#25925253)



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Date: June 30th, 2019 3:05 PM
Author: Nudist immigrant boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2betting#38464954)



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Date: June 16th, 2014 10:49 PM
Author: Deranged Alcoholic Doctorate

They have giant doods chasing them and the receivers are moving. Soccer players miss a giant, stationary goal after taking two minutes setting up the shot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2betting#25763747)



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Date: June 16th, 2014 10:50 PM
Author: Electric Heaven Pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2betting#25763756)



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Date: June 16th, 2014 10:51 PM
Author: Multi-colored Jade Generalized Bond Library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2betting#25763768)



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Date: June 16th, 2014 10:56 PM
Author: titillating cumskin

Rofl. It is not easy to put a shot on goal with dudes defending against you in world class soccer. There is not offensive line to give you room and time to set up the kick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2betting#25763790)



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Date: June 16th, 2014 11:04 PM
Author: Deranged Alcoholic Doctorate

They still fuck up free kicks most of the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2betting#25763842)



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Date: June 16th, 2014 11:09 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle bawdyhouse macaca

free kick has to go up to make it over the wall first. its just hard to put the right spin on it to make it come back down

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2betting#25763883)



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Date: June 16th, 2014 11:11 PM
Author: razzmatazz bossy national

any player famous for just blasting through the wall

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2betting#25763898)



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Date: June 16th, 2014 11:14 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle bawdyhouse macaca

lmao

check out juninho pernambucano videos to see a good free kick taker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2betting#25763914)



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Date: June 17th, 2014 10:31 AM
Author: razzmatazz bossy national

pretty curvy stuff.

Predict Lebron's success at being a goalie

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2betting#25765560)



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Date: June 16th, 2014 10:49 PM
Author: Vermilion background story

Dude, they're throwing to a moving target while huge bulky dudes are trying to take their head off. They aren't kicking into a giant stationary rectangle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2betting#25763751)



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Date: January 17th, 2024 8:56 AM
Author: twisted candlestick maker mad-dog skullcap

they're kinda tall and lanky, but yeah.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2betting#47297734)



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Date: June 16th, 2014 10:49 PM
Author: shimmering floppy senate ratface

It can be very difficult to keep the ball from sailing when it's hit hard. Hitting the ball at the wrong spot or off the wrong part of your cleat will send it sailing. When you're hitting the ball as hard the pros, there is very little room for error.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2betting#25763748)



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Date: June 16th, 2014 10:51 PM
Author: razzmatazz bossy national

This is a very good explanation. But it leads to the question why havent soccer players evolved to the point where they learn to pick the ball up with their hands.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2betting#25763765)



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Date: June 16th, 2014 10:58 PM
Author: concupiscible hateful dopamine public bath

lol.

just do premise a sport around not using the most dexterous and evolutionarily unique parts of the human body.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2betting#25763802)



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Date: June 16th, 2014 11:01 PM
Author: razzmatazz bossy national

I mostly watch these days waiting for that eureka evolutionary moment, like a chimp figuring out how to use a stick to get ants out of a tree hollow, when the first one of these eurofuckers tentatively picks the ball up with his hands and experimentally tosses it to an astonished teammate.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2betting#25763827)



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Date: June 16th, 2014 11:04 PM
Author: concupiscible hateful dopamine public bath

180. that's how rugby was invented. it took american brains to realize you can throw the ball *forward*, thus creating football

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2betting#25763837)



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Date: July 13th, 2014 7:31 PM
Author: red naked church building

This was the best anti-soccer argument I've seen. I remember Max Kellerman making it around the time of a previous world cup. He said you know what would be awesome, if they took soccer, shrank the goal down, move it closer together, get rid of a bunch of the players on the field and put the goal high in the air where you could watch incredible athletes make the ball go in using the evolutionary advantage of the opposable thumb. AKA- I'll watch basketball.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2betting#25924498)



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Date: July 13th, 2014 5:40 PM
Author: Drab corner messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2betting#25923945)



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Date: June 16th, 2014 10:53 PM
Author: Sick center

Too strong for their own good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2betting#25763775)



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Date: June 16th, 2014 10:59 PM
Author: yapping glittery roommate principal's office

*Rolls a soccer ball slowly in your direction*



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2betting#25763813)



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Date: June 16th, 2014 10:59 PM
Author: hairraiser copper theater stage

or how about breaking away and being in perfect position to make an unimpeded shot on goal or pass to your perfectly positioned teammate, but waiting the extra second until defenders converge on you. They do this a lot too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2betting#25763815)



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Date: June 16th, 2014 11:06 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle bawdyhouse macaca

this is actually a thing, players won't use their teammates for tap ins

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2betting#25763864)



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Date: June 17th, 2014 10:59 AM
Author: Up-to-no-good site

It does seem like a lot of players would rather try to break down two defenders for the spectacular goal which validates their ability rather than try for a more open shot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2betting#25765660)



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Date: July 13th, 2014 7:35 PM
Author: Nofapping shitlib

brother 99.99% of those times the perfectly positioned teammate is actually off sides

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2betting#25924534)



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Date: June 16th, 2014 10:59 PM
Author: Hot giraffe

It's a form of hustling. Do this once and the other team won't know what's coming next time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2betting#25763817)



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Date: July 13th, 2014 9:05 PM
Author: Passionate stag film newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2betting#25925127)



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Date: June 16th, 2014 11:06 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle bawdyhouse macaca

ball bobbles a bit even on good surfaces, get under it by a bit too much and you'll sky it. also, ball is often top spinning when a player takes it first-time, causing it to rise. also, body positioning is often less than ideal when coming on to a free ball

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2betting#25763855)



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Date: June 17th, 2014 7:06 PM
Author: mind-boggling effete spot round eye

that's why these guys are the best at the game in their countries. They do nothing but kick soccer balls and run all day, for years and years. They should have this shit figured out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2betting#25768124)



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Date: June 16th, 2014 11:08 PM
Author: Thriller massive partner elastic band

they're trying to get some serious spin on it to come back down but their kick was off, so it never curves

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2betting#25763877)



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Date: June 16th, 2014 11:14 PM
Author: harsh canary set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2betting#25763916)



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Date: June 17th, 2014 10:35 AM
Author: low-t locus mediation

Makes me love hockey even more.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2betting#25765573)



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Date: June 17th, 2014 6:52 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle bawdyhouse macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2betting#25768074)



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Date: July 13th, 2014 5:38 PM
Author: Curious seedy community account juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2betting#25923925)



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Date: July 13th, 2014 5:38 PM
Author: arrogant area

its a NUANCED and NOT COMPLETELY RANDOM sport

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2betting#25923931)



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Date: July 13th, 2014 5:39 PM
Author: wonderful deep dilemma travel guidebook

not played by players w/ multi million dollar contracts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2betting#25923944)



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Date: July 13th, 2014 5:39 PM
Author: Drab corner messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2betting#25923938)



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Date: July 13th, 2014 5:43 PM
Author: appetizing lake rehab tattoo

All sports are fixed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2betting#25923967)



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Date: July 13th, 2014 5:46 PM
Author: wonderful deep dilemma travel guidebook

maybe, but soccer isn't a sport.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2betting#25923989)



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Date: July 13th, 2014 7:18 PM
Author: Curious seedy community account juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2betting#25924421)



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Date: July 13th, 2014 7:23 PM
Author: Electric Heaven Pervert

Imagine NBA players routinely chucking shots into the stands from 15 feet out



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2betting#25924448)



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Date: July 13th, 2014 7:33 PM
Author: red naked church building

Like Baseketball psych out misses.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2betting#25924515)



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Date: July 13th, 2014 7:36 PM
Author: arrogant area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2betting#25924537)



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Date: July 13th, 2014 9:03 PM
Author: Curious seedy community account juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2betting#25925112)



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Date: July 13th, 2014 9:05 PM
Author: Drab corner messiness

*pitcher rockets 8 fastballs into the stands over the course of a game*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2betting#25925123)



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Date: July 13th, 2014 9:18 PM
Author: Electric Heaven Pervert

*Is Rick Ankiel*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2betting#25925238)



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Date: July 13th, 2014 9:23 PM
Author: Drab corner messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2betting#25925281)



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Date: July 13th, 2014 9:05 PM
Author: Hot giraffe

they would immediately be cut from the team. yet, in soccer they are rewarded with trophies.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2betting#25925126)



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Date: July 13th, 2014 9:06 PM
Author: Passionate stag film newt

it's like how in baseball you fail 70% of the time and you're a hall of famer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2betting#25925136)



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Date: July 13th, 2014 9:07 PM
Author: Curious seedy community account juggernaut

in soccer a 5% success rate makes you a god

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2betting#25925146)



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Date: July 13th, 2014 9:08 PM
Author: Passionate stag film newt

we can still make it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2betting#25925163)



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Date: July 13th, 2014 9:19 PM
Author: Electric Heaven Pervert

Sorry, is the soccer ball you're kicking coming at you at 95 miles per hour while moving around?

Oh, no it isn't?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2betting#25925249)



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Date: July 13th, 2014 9:29 PM
Author: Hot giraffe

how about i grab you by the ears and move your head around, tough guy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2betting#25925346)



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Date: January 18th, 2015 6:25 PM
Author: Curious seedy community account juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2betting#27140560)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 8:33 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good site

http://gfycat.com/CheapMaleAntelopegroundsquirrel#

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2betting#27174133)



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Date: November 25th, 2022 3:55 PM
Author: Nudist immigrant boiling water



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Date: January 17th, 2024 8:38 AM
Author: razzmatazz bossy national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2betting#47297701)



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