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a day in the life of a Snail: an original XO Choose Your Own Adventure Novel

You don't have any work today because you basically only wor...
beady-eyed milk
  12/29/15
b!
Adventurous cobalt heaven mediation
  12/29/15
C
Wonderful university
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Pink Frum Forum
  12/29/15
c
Insanely creepy ruby electric furnace
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a
violent primrose patrolman personal credit line
  12/29/15
a
White Shrine Generalized Bond
  12/29/15
Next chapter please
Adventurous cobalt heaven mediation
  12/29/15
I can', A & B ar tied :(
beady-eyed milk
  12/29/15
...
Pink Frum Forum
  12/29/15
Fine I change my vote to A.
Adventurous cobalt heaven mediation
  12/29/15
a provides nutrition and wont let you starve
Ivory Lettuce
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Pink Frum Forum
  12/29/15
?
Ivory Lettuce
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...
Pink Frum Forum
  12/29/15
You lug the turkey chili home as you wonder what it would fe...
beady-eyed milk
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Pink Frum Forum
  12/29/15
c for sure
Ivory Lettuce
  12/29/15
C
White Shrine Generalized Bond
  12/29/15
c
adulterous property
  12/29/15
Xo
Wonderful university
  12/29/15
chaturbate
Opaque cheese-eating depressive
  12/30/15
C!
Adventurous cobalt heaven mediation
  12/29/15
NEXT CHAPTER
Adventurous cobalt heaven mediation
  12/29/15
everyone in this thread unzips.
mint school cafeteria
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Pink Frum Forum
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...
Wonderful university
  12/29/15
Did they turn off Snailmo's electricity?
adulterous property
  12/29/15
no, i think he found a job, and a girlfriend
razzmatazz principal's office crotch
  12/29/15
lol ouch
Metal death wish mexican
  12/30/15
he is busy doing tinychat
Ivory Lettuce
  12/29/15
...
vigorous fanboi brunch
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...
Pink Frum Forum
  12/30/15
Topic has amazing potential.
swashbuckling bearded public bath sandwich
  12/30/15
You log into chaturbate in order to watch a session of some ...
beady-eyed milk
  12/30/15
2
Metal death wish mexican
  12/30/15
I choose 2, sounds like a great opportunity to bash BOOMER s...
swashbuckling bearded public bath sandwich
  12/30/15
police
Opaque cheese-eating depressive
  12/30/15
1
White Shrine Generalized Bond
  12/30/15
lol r u like a genderfuluid snail or sth
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Wonderful university
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4 and 180
adulterous property
  12/30/15
Wake up and post please.
adulterous property
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...
Wonderful university
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18000000000000000000000000000000000
Racy Plaza
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Vermilion water buffalo police squad
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next chapter please!
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Date: December 29th, 2015 9:54 PM
Author: beady-eyed milk

You don't have any work today because you basically only work two days out of seven at most. Instead, you are at the local grocery store, pondering how to use your EBT card.

Snow falls to the ground outside as you wish you could drink yourself silly, fall into a snow pile, and never wake up. The store has a pungent odor that one naturally associates with inner-city grocery stores.

Everything in the store reminds you that CAPITALISM is bullshit FRAUD AND LIES where proles fucking SCAVENGE to live when faggot parasite bankers and lawyers and eating out to celebrate RAPING this country and everyone in it. Kill all elites by tearing their limbs off with horses and their families too.

Anyways, you only have enough remaining on your EBT to purchase one of the three products on sale:

a) six cans of turkey chili

b) two liters of diet coke

c) a bunch of bananas

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2betting#29480960)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 9:56 PM
Author: Adventurous cobalt heaven mediation

b!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2betting#29480979)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 11:15 PM
Author: Wonderful university

C

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2betting#29481594)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 9:55 PM
Author: Pink Frum Forum



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Date: December 29th, 2015 9:56 PM
Author: Insanely creepy ruby electric furnace

c

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Date: December 29th, 2015 9:56 PM
Author: violent primrose patrolman personal credit line

a

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2betting#29480975)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 9:57 PM
Author: White Shrine Generalized Bond

a

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2betting#29480989)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:11 PM
Author: Adventurous cobalt heaven mediation

Next chapter please

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2betting#29481133)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:15 PM
Author: beady-eyed milk

I can', A & B ar tied :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2betting#29481164)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:20 PM
Author: Pink Frum Forum



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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:21 PM
Author: Adventurous cobalt heaven mediation

Fine I change my vote to A.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2betting#29481216)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:22 PM
Author: Ivory Lettuce

a

provides nutrition and wont let you starve

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2betting#29481222)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:23 PM
Author: Pink Frum Forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2betting#29481225)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:30 PM
Author: Ivory Lettuce

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2betting#29481285)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:31 PM
Author: Pink Frum Forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2betting#29481289)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:30 PM
Author: beady-eyed milk

You lug the turkey chili home as you wonder what it would feel like if you shoved it all up your ass. Your death would be a slightly less humiliating than your actual "life".

Once you get home, you throw it all and start smacking it open with your broken can opener. It's broken because you got it from the Dollar Tree a year ago and you use it all the fucking time because you're too fucking depressed to cook FUCK OBAMA'S AMERICA.

After microwaving it, you douse it in tabasco sauce that you STOLE from Chipotle because LLJL fuck those shitlib faggots, it's so 180 to go at peak hour and just fucking steal sauce. You hope you get arrested one day because at least jail provides life structure.

While eating, you have four tabs open on the computer. None of them are XO. Which do you go on while eating your SHITchili

a) facebook

b) ashemaletv

c) chaturbate

d) drudgereport

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2betting#29481288)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:31 PM
Author: Pink Frum Forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2betting#29481296)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:32 PM
Author: Ivory Lettuce

c for sure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2betting#29481299)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:33 PM
Author: White Shrine Generalized Bond

C

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2betting#29481311)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:56 PM
Author: adulterous property

c

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2betting#29481436)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 11:16 PM
Author: Wonderful university

Xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2betting#29481600)



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Date: December 30th, 2015 12:58 AM
Author: Opaque cheese-eating depressive

chaturbate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2betting#29482189)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:31 PM
Author: Adventurous cobalt heaven mediation

C!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2betting#29481291)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:51 PM
Author: Adventurous cobalt heaven mediation

NEXT CHAPTER

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2betting#29481403)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 11:00 PM
Author: mint school cafeteria

everyone in this thread unzips.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2betting#29481469)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 11:15 PM
Author: Pink Frum Forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2betting#29481596)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 11:14 PM
Author: Wonderful university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2betting#29481589)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 11:33 PM
Author: adulterous property

Did they turn off Snailmo's electricity?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2betting#29481713)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 11:39 PM
Author: razzmatazz principal's office crotch

no, i think he found a job, and a girlfriend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2betting#29481748)



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Date: December 30th, 2015 12:41 AM
Author: Metal death wish mexican

lol ouch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2betting#29482097)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 11:47 PM
Author: Ivory Lettuce

he is busy doing tinychat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2betting#29481804)



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Date: December 30th, 2015 12:38 AM
Author: vigorous fanboi brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2betting#29482070)



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Date: December 30th, 2015 12:39 AM
Author: Pink Frum Forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2betting#29482079)



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Date: December 30th, 2015 12:40 AM
Author: swashbuckling bearded public bath sandwich

Topic has amazing potential.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2betting#29482091)



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Date: December 30th, 2015 1:01 AM
Author: beady-eyed milk

You log into chaturbate in order to watch a session of some dude that you've been following since you found his pictures on a /pol/ thread describing how DEGENERATE transexuals are. JFC shitlibs are really disgusting just trying to shove all of this trans shit down our throat. fuck Obama, we should drag out all media FAGGOTS from their home like that 180000 scene in the Dark Knight Arises where Bane39 takes over Gotham.

You shovel turkey chili in your mouth and you can't help stop thinking about Benzo's asshole and retching, so you put it away for a bit.

Instead, you decide to FURIOUSLY stroke your SPERMWYRM to the long-haired crossdresser on the stream as he seductively WIGGLES his puckered BUTTHOLE.

It is enjoyable and you can see the light at the end of the tunnel, until something horrifying pops out of his shirt. He has BREASTS now. Your wyrm reddens and shrinkens as you realize that he is now identifying as a "she" and has become taking hormones. In disgust, you throw off your Beats!(tm) headphones (they were a gift) and close the window. You zip up your pants angrily as yet another fine day RUINED by libs.

You decide to research more possible career paths that you will never accomplish while you finish your chili. What do you research?

1) Military

2) Police

3) Education

4) Computer Science

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2betting#29482203)



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Date: December 30th, 2015 1:03 AM
Author: Metal death wish mexican

2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2betting#29482210)



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Date: December 30th, 2015 1:03 AM
Author: swashbuckling bearded public bath sandwich

I choose 2, sounds like a great opportunity to bash BOOMER scum.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2betting#29482211)



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Date: December 30th, 2015 1:08 AM
Author: Opaque cheese-eating depressive

police

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2betting#29482227)



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Date: December 30th, 2015 1:09 AM
Author: White Shrine Generalized Bond

1

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2betting#29482232)



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Date: December 30th, 2015 1:49 AM
Author: Wonderful university

lol r u like a genderfuluid snail or sth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2betting#29482337)



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Date: January 2nd, 2016 2:50 PM
Author: Wonderful university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2betting#29505583)



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Date: December 30th, 2015 2:02 AM
Author: adulterous property

4 and 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2betting#29482377)



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Date: December 30th, 2015 11:26 AM
Author: adulterous property

Wake up and post please.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2betting#29483717)



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Date: December 30th, 2015 11:10 PM
Author: Wonderful university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2betting#29488970)



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Date: January 11th, 2016 10:55 AM
Author: Racy Plaza

18000000000000000000000000000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2betting#29570485)



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Date: November 5th, 2020 8:16 AM
Author: Vermilion water buffalo police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2betting#41284039)



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Date: November 5th, 2020 8:22 AM
Author: Alcoholic Site Genital Piercing

next chapter please!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2betting#41284068)



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Date: December 13th, 2025 2:14 AM
Author: bungulator



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Date: November 5th, 2020 8:34 AM
Author: comical piazza



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