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Finally saw Rise of Skywalker. What a piece of shit

Movie starts w REY the all powerful training w Leia for some...
Gay pit
  05/18/20
yes but you didnt even need to write your poa
maroon hunting ground
  05/18/20
Fairly accurate writeup. And it was still the best of the 3 ...
umber circlehead
  05/18/20
Lol I know. Star Wars should’ve just used some of the...
Gay pit
  05/18/20
Should have just done a screenplay of the Thrawn trilogy
Puce pontificating ratface hairy legs
  11/17/21
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Marvelous psychic
  05/18/20
sadly CR
sable dysfunction goyim
  05/19/20
it's hard for me to even do a comparison. i can only vaguely...
mind-boggling tanning salon
  05/19/20
better to completely ignore the second one until the last 15...
sable dysfunction goyim
  05/19/20
Finally just watched as well. Good summary. Total disaster.
Kink-friendly Generalized Bond Headpube
  05/18/20
You think there will be a prequel on a rebel team of spies l...
Gay pit
  05/18/20
"Rey comes back to life" how does she die tho?
Shaky 180 range
  05/18/20
I think the electricity somehow went through the swords or s...
Gay pit
  05/18/20
the first time? your summary has her dying twice but i don't...
Shaky 180 range
  05/18/20
Oh that was kilo rens stab wound. Will clarify
Gay pit
  05/18/20
Ty. No plans to ever watch this so I appreciate the summary
Shaky 180 range
  05/18/20
I didn’t either, but I threw my back out last week and...
Gay pit
  05/18/20
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wine partner
  05/18/20
I watched this while locked inside during the virus quaranti...
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  05/18/20
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Jade library
  05/19/20
It was terrible
Pearl national
  05/18/20
each of the 10,000 ships also has a large crew that's appare...
salmon potus
  05/18/20
lol true. Like u think the first guys were sitting around f...
Gay pit
  05/18/20
lol
aromatic mexican
  05/18/20
It actually makes the prequels seem decent and makes the Las...
Hateful mildly autistic home wrinkle
  05/18/20
Sup, Rian?
white abnormal parlour old irish cottage
  05/18/20
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Puce pontificating ratface hairy legs
  11/17/21
hahaha
Magical flatulent masturbator macaca
  05/18/20
It was absolutely horrible.
Vigorous garrison
  05/18/20
I haven't watched it but holy shit. How do you spend this m...
Abusive rigpig jew
  05/18/20
They paid tons of attention to the writing. That's why they ...
Pearl national
  05/18/20
Lmao
wine partner
  05/18/20
The Women Who Run the ‘Star Wars’ Universe By...
Violent Center Organic Girlfriend
  05/18/20
Mazel tov
Abusive rigpig jew
  05/19/20
Was huge Star Wars fan growing up but they lost me at the la...
wine partner
  05/18/20
> Anyways, the emperor apparently has like 10,000 ghosts ...
federal sooty mood chapel
  05/18/20
Did you watch a Euro cut? He was LB Ren in US.
Duck-like crystalline resort
  05/18/20
Don’t forget that dead Jedi like Luke can still walk, ...
Big mustard messiness kitty
  05/18/20
Lol oh yeah i forgot that part. They shoehorned him in to m...
Gay pit
  05/19/20
I literally lol’d when he caught the lightsaber
Kink-friendly Generalized Bond Headpube
  05/19/20
Pretty sure we learned that 20 years ago in happy Gilmore
Pearl national
  05/19/20
Chances the women who wrote the movie have ever seen Happy G...
Gay pit
  05/19/20
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Pearl national
  05/19/20
lol
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seedy clear brethren ape
  05/18/20
This was board libs’ favorite movie of the last 25 yea...
Charcoal contagious stag film turdskin
  05/19/20
lol no way this could be true. Even for libs.
Gay pit
  05/19/20
Also, not my idea, but you know what would’ve been bet...
Big mustard messiness kitty
  05/19/20
That actually makes sense. Honestly, these movies could've ...
Gay pit
  05/19/20
But there was a black character who played a big part, the l...
Cracking avocado sneaky criminal
  05/19/20
But they sidelined the fat Asian girl
Submissive liquid oxygen forum
  05/19/20
Cr. That was an improvement
Gay pit
  07/30/20
Just saw the movie, and I legit thought she died in the last...
Diverse ivory house
  02/21/21
That was a lesbian couple? My kids noticed it and were like...
Gay pit
  05/19/20
You played it right but I'm fairly certain this was intentio...
Cracking avocado sneaky criminal
  05/19/20
JFC is there no end to libs conniving
Gay pit
  05/19/20
It made The Last Jedi look better in retrospect.
impertinent abode mad-dog skullcap
  05/19/20
I don't think so. The Last Jedi had so many plot holes that...
Gay pit
  05/19/20
“Or that you can apparently drive one ship through ano...
Big mustard messiness kitty
  05/19/20
"We have to do some Boomer manuevers!" Boomer: ...
seedy clear brethren ape
  05/19/20
Lol. Why would it only work once? Also, in the history of ...
Gay pit
  05/19/20
Don't get me wrong. The Last Jedi was a terrible movie, but...
impertinent abode mad-dog skullcap
  05/19/20
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wine partner
  05/19/20
agreed. TLJ was clearly far worse of a movie, with an uncoun...
sepia scourge upon the earth
  05/19/20
I think part of the problem with Rise of Skywalker is Abrams...
Gay pit
  05/19/20
This trilogy and Solo are fucking trash. Rogue One was good ...
Plum fat ankles base
  05/19/20
cr. Rogue One is by far the best of the new movies. Proble...
Gay pit
  05/19/20
theres nothing wrong with the force when it has some hard li...
white abnormal parlour old irish cottage
  02/21/21
The movie failed because of lack of diversity If all the...
maroon hunting ground
  05/19/20
It might actually become so awful that it becomes good again...
Abusive rigpig jew
  05/19/20
If only they had more of the fat, whiny gook dyke. Then it w...
sable dysfunction goyim
  05/19/20
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Violent Center Organic Girlfriend
  05/19/20
Ty for this!
Violet international law enforcement agency
  05/19/20
Forgot one major plot twist: There is apparently a spy in...
Gay pit
  05/19/20
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sepia scourge upon the earth
  05/19/20
Another oddity: they needed a ground force to take out anten...
Kink-friendly Generalized Bond Headpube
  05/19/20
LOL forgot about that one too. Why on earth would you have ...
Gay pit
  05/19/20
You racist cisgender motherfucker
maroon hunting ground
  05/19/20
The first thing the bad guys tried to do was use electronic ...
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  05/19/20
> And so we’re treated to horses riding on a star d...
federal sooty mood chapel
  05/19/20
Not flame
Submissive liquid oxygen forum
  05/19/20
LMAO
federal sooty mood chapel
  05/19/20
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Abusive rigpig jew
  05/19/20
Yeah it’s like JJ Abrams said “ you know, the on...
Kink-friendly Generalized Bond Headpube
  05/19/20
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Magical flatulent masturbator macaca
  05/19/20
It was fucking terrible
Razzle-dazzle Hall
  05/19/20
xo shit on TLJ too. wasnt TLJ worse than this one?
maroon hunting ground
  05/19/20
Yes. TLJ is possibly the worst star wars movie of all time.
Gay pit
  05/19/20
legit forgot this was even a real movie
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  07/31/20
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federal sooty mood chapel
  02/09/21
Does no one think it’s odd that every planet they visi...
Diverse ivory house
  02/21/21
OMG!!! so.much.this. Also there is sound in space and this ...
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  02/21/21
Shut up lol
Diverse ivory house
  02/21/21
This reminded me of how fucking bad this movie was.
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Gay pit
  11/23/21
i still refuse to Curate this
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  11/23/21
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Date: May 18th, 2020 7:40 PM
Author: Gay pit

Movie starts w REY the all powerful training w Leia for some reason. Abrams obviously trying to go back and fix the fact that Rey had no training but knew everything by having her train after she’s already done everything there is to do.

Bunch of boring useless shit happens for a while. Kilo Ren is apparently supreme commander now. Rey follows Kilo Ren to some planet where I guess one of the Death Stars came to rest and they fight. In the middle of the fight leia was just like fuck living im going to lay down to die. Kilo Ren pauses mid fight because he senses that Leia is dead. Rey murders Kilo Ren to death, then HEALS HIS LIGHTSABER STAB to the heart because she can see the light in him. Guess all Jedi could do this. LOL @ Darth Vader. Emperor could’ve just healed him The whole time I guess.

Rey steals kilo Rens ship and goes to some other planet where the Emperor is suddenly thrust back in the picture halfway through the last film in a 3 part series. Kilo Ren sees Han Solo who Forgives him and posthumously brings him to the light. Not sure how that will go since he murdered like 25 billion people already.

Emperor apparently can raise like 10,000 destroyers with the force. How is this is possible is never really explained. Where did the resources come from to build this? Who is manning them? Who paid for it? Oh, and they all apparently have the ability to blow up a planet. One ship blows up a planet for some reason then never does anything again.

It’s kind of complicated, but somehow the rebels deduce that the shops are all controlled by a tower on land and decide to attack it. Like 50 ships attack the 10,000 destroyers at once to destroy the signal. Main ship transfers signal control to it, then proceeds to forget to transfer it to other ships once its overrun.

Anyways, the emperor apparently has like 10,000 ghosts that live in an auditorium watching his every move. Not sure who these guys are or what they do. They just wear hoods and root for the emperor. Emperor tries to convince Rey to kill him so she can become evil. Oh, and she’s his granddaughter now. Somehow he couldn’t sense where she was before.

Kilo Ren shows up and they confront the emperor together. Oh, first he kills the knights of Ren, who serve no purpose and do nothing the entire movie.

Emperor sucks their life out, throws kilo Ren off a cliff then uses his lightening power to electrocute the 10,000 reinforcements who suddenly showed up w no plan to attack 10,000 ships that could each blow up a planet.

While he’s doing this, Rey comes back to life and uses 2 swords to reflect the lightening back to the emperor. He gets blown into dust and all his ghosts leave. Kilo Ren crawls out of the hole. Rey is now det from reflecting the lightening. Kilo Ren then Uses the force to BRING HER BACK TO LIFE. Then, because the director had no idea what to do w a good guy who murdered 25 billion people, had kilo Ren die then disappear before Rey could heal him lol.

Movie ends.

In sum, bad ending to terrible series. There’s no coherent bad guy the entire time. It’s snoke, no it’s kilo, no it’s the emperor now. Rey is more boring than Superman. The force can do everything now.

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Date: May 18th, 2020 7:42 PM
Author: maroon hunting ground

yes but you didnt even need to write your poa

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Date: May 18th, 2020 7:45 PM
Author: umber circlehead

Fairly accurate writeup. And it was still the best of the 3 movies lawl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4537180&forum_id=2betting#40232879)



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Date: May 18th, 2020 7:47 PM
Author: Gay pit

Lol I know. Star Wars should’ve just used some of the books for scripts. At least those were coherent

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4537180&forum_id=2betting#40232896)



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Date: November 17th, 2021 3:45 PM
Author: Puce pontificating ratface hairy legs

Should have just done a screenplay of the Thrawn trilogy

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Date: May 18th, 2020 7:57 PM
Author: Marvelous psychic



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Date: May 19th, 2020 11:20 AM
Author: sable dysfunction goyim

sadly CR

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Date: May 19th, 2020 11:33 AM
Author: mind-boggling tanning salon

it's hard for me to even do a comparison. i can only vaguely remember what happened in the first two movies. completely forgettable trash.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4537180&forum_id=2betting#40236066)



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Date: May 19th, 2020 11:40 AM
Author: sable dysfunction goyim

better to completely ignore the second one until the last 15 minutes

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Date: May 18th, 2020 7:47 PM
Author: Kink-friendly Generalized Bond Headpube

Finally just watched as well. Good summary. Total disaster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4537180&forum_id=2betting#40232891)



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Date: May 18th, 2020 7:57 PM
Author: Gay pit

You think there will be a prequel on a rebel team of spies learning the location of the control tower for 10,000 ships that can blow up a planet? Lol. Nobody even cares. The 10,000 ships were raised out of nowhere, how to defeat them was deduced in 5 minutes, and they were defeated by group w no plan or coordination. There’s literally no investment in the final battle at all.

It’s like the current generation of Star Wars movies have to one up each other on the number of planets the bad guys can blow up. Death Star could do 1 planet. Star killer 5 planets. Emperor fleet 10,000 planets. It’s like our society where we want to one up each prior generation by 10,000 because we have technology. We end up doing so, but it was unearned and doesn’t feel satisfying when we do.

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Date: May 18th, 2020 7:47 PM
Author: Shaky 180 range

"Rey comes back to life"

how does she die tho?

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Date: May 18th, 2020 7:50 PM
Author: Gay pit

I think the electricity somehow went through the swords or she used too much force power reflecting the emperors lightening

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Date: May 18th, 2020 7:51 PM
Author: Shaky 180 range

the first time? your summary has her dying twice but i don't see cause of first death

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Date: May 18th, 2020 7:58 PM
Author: Gay pit

Oh that was kilo rens stab wound. Will clarify

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Date: May 18th, 2020 7:59 PM
Author: Shaky 180 range

Ty. No plans to ever watch this so I appreciate the summary

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Date: May 18th, 2020 8:00 PM
Author: Gay pit

I didn’t either, but I threw my back out last week and have been laid up for the last 4 days w nothing to do w my kids and wife

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Date: May 18th, 2020 7:52 PM
Author: wine partner



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Date: May 18th, 2020 7:55 PM
Author: doobsian nubile prole toilet seat

I watched this while locked inside during the virus quarantine and started to think I had actually gone insane like I was questioning my existence and seeing myself in third person

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Date: May 19th, 2020 12:41 PM
Author: Jade library



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Date: May 18th, 2020 7:57 PM
Author: Pearl national

It was terrible

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Date: May 18th, 2020 8:28 PM
Author: salmon potus

each of the 10,000 ships also has a large crew that's apparently cool with chilling on some weird off the grid planet for years on end.

did the emperor will the crew out of nothing-ness with the Force too? or did they somehow go on some underground recruiting drives for the guys swabbing the decks n shit

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Date: May 18th, 2020 9:23 PM
Author: Gay pit

lol true. Like u think the first guys were sitting around for 10 years wondering when the hell are we going to use this

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Date: May 18th, 2020 10:09 PM
Author: aromatic mexican

lol

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Date: May 18th, 2020 8:35 PM
Author: Hateful mildly autistic home wrinkle

It actually makes the prequels seem decent and makes the Last Jedi look like a masterpiece. Abrams totally shit the bed with both of his Star Wars movies.

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Date: May 18th, 2020 10:07 PM
Author: white abnormal parlour old irish cottage

Sup, Rian?

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Date: November 17th, 2021 3:45 PM
Author: Puce pontificating ratface hairy legs



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Date: May 18th, 2020 8:46 PM
Author: Magical flatulent masturbator macaca

hahaha

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Date: May 18th, 2020 8:46 PM
Author: Vigorous garrison

It was absolutely horrible.

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Date: May 18th, 2020 9:22 PM
Author: Abusive rigpig jew

I haven't watched it but holy shit. How do you spend this much money on a movie series and pay that little attention to the writing?

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Date: May 18th, 2020 9:25 PM
Author: Pearl national

They paid tons of attention to the writing. That's why they hired a dozen women to write it. Not flame.



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Date: May 18th, 2020 9:29 PM
Author: wine partner

Lmao

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Date: May 18th, 2020 9:28 PM
Author: Violent Center Organic Girlfriend

The Women Who Run the ‘Star Wars’ Universe

By Nathalia Holt

Dec. 22, 2017

Princess Leia is tough, idealistic and frequently sardonic. Yet she is also quiet. Women in the original “Star Wars” trilogy spoke fewer than half as many words as their male colleagues did. Leia’s limited dialogue in “Star Wars” went unchallenged in 1977, but 40 years later, the lack of meaty roles for women and people of color in Hollywood is under new scrutiny. While those in the film industry ponder how to better reflect the diversity of human experience in their scripts, at Lucasfilm, a small group of women and men may have found one answer.

Five days a week, in the foggy hills of San Francisco, 11 writers and artists discuss the minutiae of storm troopers. This is the Lucasfilm story group, and its members hold the keys to everything “Star Wars”: Under their guidance, the franchise’s narratives are linked no matter the platform, whether it’s television, games, theme parks, publishing, merchandise or, of course, film. With their ideas shaping each character and setting, they don’t see themselves as gatekeepers but as partners furthering the stories their creators want to tell.

Kathleen Kennedy founded the group in 2012 when she succeeded George Lucas as president of Lucasfilm, putting Kiri Hart, a former film and TV writer, in charge of the unit. Ms. Hart’s first move was to make the story group entirely female, starting with Rayne Roberts and Carrie Beck. Both women had experience in film development but had also worked in other arenas — Ms. Roberts in magazine publishing, and Ms. Beck with the Sundance Institute.

Their other qualification: a shared love of “Star Wars.” Ms. Hart, now senior vice president of development at Lucasfilm, grew up in Los Angeles a passionate fan of the first “Star Wars” film and especially Princess Leia. “She was doing a bunch of things that women in movies didn’t usually do,” Ms. Hart said.

In Los Angeles, before they made the move to the Bay Area, the three women sat around a fire pit in Ms. Hart’s backyard, along with John Swartz, a producer at Lucasfilm, and talked about their hopes for the future of “Star Wars.” They wanted to tell beautiful stories, fulfill the expectations of loyal fans and create meaningful female characters.

“As a writer I was very hungry to create female characters who felt real, and I was interested in telling stories from an outsider’s perspective,” Ms. Hart said, recalling Hollywood in the early 2000s. “There wasn’t a lot of receptivity to the things I really wanted to write about at the time. I think there is increasing openness to those things now, which makes me really hopeful.”

ImageMs. Hart’s first move was to make the story group entirely female.

Today, the Lucasfilm story group is a diverse outlier in Hollywood: five of its members are people of color, and the team includes four women and seven men. This is a rarity in 2017, where women account for 13 percent, and minorities represent 5 percent, of all writers working on the top-grossing films. In addition to maintaining the continuity of the “Star Wars” universe, they aim to increase its diversity. This goal has sometimes led to struggles over their female characters.

Early on, the story group fought for the character Ahsoka Tano, a 14-year-old girl created by George Lucas and further developed by the director, producer and writer Dave Filoni. Not initially popular, she had a high, whiny voice and all the self-control of a bratty teenager when she was introduced in 2008 in the animated film and subsequent series “The Clone Wars.” In his review, Roger Ebert called her “annoying,” and angry letters and emails flooded in from fans.

Yet Mr. Filoni and the story group were insistent that there was more to Ahsoka Tano. Even after the series was canceled in 2013, the team would not let her die. Instead they included her in a new animated series, “Star Wars Rebels,” taking her on a journey from adolescent to compassionate 30-year-old adult, one whose nuanced arc reveals flaws in the Jedi order and insight into Anakin Skywalker’s descent. She now has a considerable fan following, including many young women who treasure their “Ahsoka Lives” T-shirts.

Characters like Ashoka Tano are gaining prominence in the “Star Wars” universe. A new, unpublished analysis of “Star Wars” films shows striking progress in their representation of gender and race. Using computer software that analyzes the content of movies, Shrikanth Narayanan and the University of Southern California’s Signal Analysis and Interpretation Lab found that women spoke 6.3 percent of dialogue in “A New Hope,” the 1977 film that kicked off the franchise. In contrast, women accounted for 27.8 percent of all dialogue in “The Force Awakens” in 2015. Even more promising, in “Rogue One” (2016) nonwhite characters accounted for 44.7 percent of all dialogue, a marked increase from zero in the 1977 original.

Dr. Narayanan, however, is quick to note that the percentage of dialogue spoken by women in “The Force Awakens,” while a peak for the franchise, is comparable to what his team found after analyzing more than 1,000 popular film scripts from the last several decades.

Where his research distinguishes the “Star Wars” saga is not in its lines of dialogue, but in the centrality of its female characters. The laboratory’s character network visualization software is able to tease out each individual character interaction. The more interactions characters have, the more vital they are to the plot. The team found that in the vast majority of Hollywood scripts, women play mere accessory roles, their characters inessential to plot development. In contrast, preliminary research has found that the “Star Wars” franchise has an unusually high degree of female centrality, indistinguishable from that of men in the films, and one that appears to be increasing over time.

While writing “The Last Jedi,” the writer-director Rian Johnson moved to San Francisco, spending three months working closely with the story group to develop ideas for the film. Ms. Hart credits Mr. Johnson with the decision to introduce diverse characters for “The Last Jedi.” Of the new cast members, several are women, including Rose Tico, played by Kelly Marie Tran, the first Asian-American women to star in the saga.

“The characters that end up on screen are there because there is a groundswell of energy around this idea of creating a more honest reflection of the world around us,” Ms. Hart said, “and it’s coming from people all over the process. That feels miraculous, and really hopeful, not just for ‘Star Wars,’ but for movies in general.”

Correction: Dec. 22, 2017

An earlier version of this article misspelled the surname of a producer at Lucasfilm. He is John Swartz, not Schwartz.

https://www.nytimes.com/2017/12/22/movies/star-wars-last-jedi-women-run-universe.html

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Date: May 19th, 2020 10:28 AM
Author: Abusive rigpig jew

Mazel tov

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4537180&forum_id=2betting#40235730)



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Date: May 18th, 2020 9:34 PM
Author: wine partner

Was huge Star Wars fan growing up but they lost me at the last Jedi although TFA was also garbage. I refuse to watch this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4537180&forum_id=2betting#40233586)



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Date: May 18th, 2020 9:37 PM
Author: federal sooty mood chapel

> Anyways, the emperor apparently has like 10,000 ghosts that live in an auditorium watching his every move. Not sure who these guys are or what they do. They just wear hoods and root for the emperor.

lost it here lol, so glad i didn't watch this dreck. (watched the 8 previous films and used to be a huge starwarsmo)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4537180&forum_id=2betting#40233606)



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Date: May 18th, 2020 9:53 PM
Author: Duck-like crystalline resort

Did you watch a Euro cut? He was LB Ren in US.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4537180&forum_id=2betting#40233724)



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Date: May 18th, 2020 10:06 PM
Author: Big mustard messiness kitty

Don’t forget that dead Jedi like Luke can still walk, talk, HOLD A LIGHTSABER and USE THE FORCE.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4537180&forum_id=2betting#40233780)



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Date: May 19th, 2020 8:57 AM
Author: Gay pit

Lol oh yeah i forgot that part. They shoehorned him in to make him redeem himself for the last movie by having him catch a lightsaber thrown into a fire like it he can do that you’d think he’d want to do something about the emperor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4537180&forum_id=2betting#40235293)



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Date: May 19th, 2020 9:00 AM
Author: Kink-friendly Generalized Bond Headpube

I literally lol’d when he caught the lightsaber

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4537180&forum_id=2betting#40235310)



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Date: May 19th, 2020 9:16 AM
Author: Pearl national

Pretty sure we learned that 20 years ago in happy Gilmore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4537180&forum_id=2betting#40235382)



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Date: May 19th, 2020 9:19 AM
Author: Gay pit

Chances the women who wrote the movie have ever seen Happy Gilmore?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4537180&forum_id=2betting#40235393)



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Date: May 19th, 2020 9:22 AM
Author: Pearl national

0

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4537180&forum_id=2betting#40235402)



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Date: May 19th, 2020 11:09 AM
Author: buck-toothed toaster site

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4537180&forum_id=2betting#40235939)



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Date: May 18th, 2020 10:09 PM
Author: seedy clear brethren ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4537180&forum_id=2betting#40233797)



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Date: May 19th, 2020 9:24 AM
Author: Charcoal contagious stag film turdskin

This was board libs’ favorite movie of the last 25 years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4537180&forum_id=2betting#40235412)



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Date: May 19th, 2020 9:25 AM
Author: Gay pit

lol no way this could be true. Even for libs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4537180&forum_id=2betting#40235415)



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Date: May 19th, 2020 9:25 AM
Author: Big mustard messiness kitty

Also, not my idea, but you know what would’ve been better than needing “wayfinders” to reach the Sith homeworld? Maybe to get there, you need to tap into the dark side. That’s why Luke couldn’t find it.

Imagine Rey needing to use the dark side to get there. Then when the Emperor asks her to take his place, she might actually be tempted because she touched that power and understands its potential. Then when redeemed Kylo Ren gets there, it’s him fighting the Emperor over Rey.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4537180&forum_id=2betting#40235420)



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Date: May 19th, 2020 9:30 AM
Author: Gay pit

That actually makes sense. Honestly, these movies could've been 180 if they had Rey actually tempted by the dark side at some point. Instead, they had to be sure their female heroine was as clean and pure as the wind driven snow.

I never got the wayfinder thing in the first place. Also, what was the point of that knife with the outline of the crashed death star built into the handle. Like who made it? Why was it made? What happens if you're not standing in that exact spot?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4537180&forum_id=2betting#40235433)



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Date: May 19th, 2020 10:27 AM
Author: Cracking avocado sneaky criminal

But there was a black character who played a big part, the lead was female and there was a lesbian kiss so the movie scored a 180 from Libs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4537180&forum_id=2betting#40235724)



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Date: May 19th, 2020 10:32 AM
Author: Submissive liquid oxygen forum

But they sidelined the fat Asian girl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4537180&forum_id=2betting#40235743)



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Date: July 30th, 2020 11:55 PM
Author: Gay pit

Cr. That was an improvement

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4537180&forum_id=2betting#40686294)



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Date: February 21st, 2021 10:06 PM
Author: Diverse ivory house

Just saw the movie, and I legit thought she died in the last one when she crashed into Finn. Thought it was her sacrificing herself in her love for him even though he loved Rey. When they showed her I was like “wtf?!”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4537180&forum_id=2betting#41986938)



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Date: May 19th, 2020 10:45 AM
Author: Gay pit

That was a lesbian couple? My kids noticed it and were like "eww was that two women kissing" and I played it off like nah that was just a guy with long hair.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4537180&forum_id=2betting#40235808)



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Date: May 19th, 2020 11:18 AM
Author: Cracking avocado sneaky criminal

You played it right but I'm fairly certain this was intentional and was a big deal at the time when the movie came out (on both sides who each made a big deal of one second in a movie that didn't matter).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4537180&forum_id=2betting#40235982)



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Date: May 19th, 2020 11:35 AM
Author: Gay pit

JFC is there no end to libs conniving

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4537180&forum_id=2betting#40236082)



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Date: May 19th, 2020 10:29 AM
Author: impertinent abode mad-dog skullcap

It made The Last Jedi look better in retrospect.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4537180&forum_id=2betting#40235735)



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Date: May 19th, 2020 10:43 AM
Author: Gay pit

I don't think so. The Last Jedi had so many plot holes that it ruined all star wars movies before and after.

Like apparently imperial star destroyers aren't designed to defend against a single x wing fighter despite the fact that x wing fighters comprise the most common ship that they will face.

Or that you can apparently drive one ship through another going light speed and blow up that ship. Why didn't they just do that through the death star? Or why didn't the "resistance" do that against the Emperor's 10,000 ships in this movie?

Luke Skywalker's character is forever ruined. He attempts to murder a child in his sleep because he had a vision that the child would be evil, then flees to some remote planet. He did leave a map to tell people where to find him if they need him. Then, when people need him to solve the problem he created (Kilo Ren), he refuses. At the end, he is "redeemed" by showing up as a projection, giving his sister projection dice, then with no explanation to anyone, walks out to confront Kilo Ren. He then proceeds to taunt Kilo Ren-the child he attempted to murder- before disappearing forever. All to give the "resistance" an extra 5 minutes to find an escape that they should've already found since they had been at that base for hours prior to Luke's arrival. Now when you watch the original Star Wars movies, you have to know that hopeful and optimistic Luke would go out like a bitch for no purpose.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4537180&forum_id=2betting#40235796)



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Date: May 19th, 2020 10:50 AM
Author: Big mustard messiness kitty

“Or that you can apparently drive one ship through another going light speed and blow up that ship. Why didn't they just do that through the death star? Or why didn't the "resistance" do that against the Emperor's 10,000 ships in this movie?”

There was a throwaway line in Rise of Skywalker where upon learning of the 10k ships, one Resistance dood was like, “We need to do some Holdo maneuvers (lol),” to which Poe responded something like, “Nah, that only works once.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4537180&forum_id=2betting#40235836)



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Date: May 19th, 2020 10:53 AM
Author: seedy clear brethren ape

"We have to do some Boomer manuevers!"

Boomer: "Nah, that only works once."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4537180&forum_id=2betting#40235848)



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Date: May 19th, 2020 10:55 AM
Author: Gay pit

Lol. Why would it only work once? Also, in the history of light speed, nobody thought of this until Holdo? JFC these writers are terrible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4537180&forum_id=2betting#40235859)



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Date: May 19th, 2020 11:15 AM
Author: impertinent abode mad-dog skullcap

Don't get me wrong. The Last Jedi was a terrible movie, but at least it was clearly a movie. The Rise of Skywalker doesn't even have enough coherence to have plot holes. It's a series of scenes clearly each shot to please one constituency or another, then projected one after the other, roll credits.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4537180&forum_id=2betting#40235969)



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Date: May 19th, 2020 11:34 AM
Author: wine partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4537180&forum_id=2betting#40236077)



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Date: May 19th, 2020 11:47 AM
Author: sepia scourge upon the earth

agreed. TLJ was clearly far worse of a movie, with an uncountable number of plot holes. It ruined star wars. Rise of Skywalker at least had the ship wreckage fight scene in the water that was pretty cool, and Driver did a pretty good job acting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4537180&forum_id=2betting#40236177)



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Date: May 19th, 2020 12:48 PM
Author: Gay pit

I think part of the problem with Rise of Skywalker is Abrams was trying to undo some of the damage that TLJ did.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4537180&forum_id=2betting#40236635)



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Date: May 19th, 2020 10:39 AM
Author: Plum fat ankles base

This trilogy and Solo are fucking trash. Rogue One was good imo. Maybe because the main characters weren't Jedi and they didn't have to fuck with the force and the dark side and all that nonsense.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4537180&forum_id=2betting#40235779)



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Date: May 19th, 2020 10:45 AM
Author: Gay pit

cr. Rogue One is by far the best of the new movies. Problem is kids don't like it. My kids say it's scary because everyone dies.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4537180&forum_id=2betting#40235802)



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Date: February 21st, 2021 10:56 PM
Author: white abnormal parlour old irish cottage

theres nothing wrong with the force when it has some hard limitations on its abilities

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4537180&forum_id=2betting#41987140)



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Date: May 19th, 2020 10:47 AM
Author: maroon hunting ground

The movie failed because of lack of diversity

If all the characters were truly diverse, ie every one of them were black, gay, women and trans women, it would hav been a stunning success

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4537180&forum_id=2betting#40235819)



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Date: May 19th, 2020 10:55 AM
Author: Abusive rigpig jew

It might actually become so awful that it becomes good again. Imagine Tituss Burgess in the role of the Jedi (or the Sith, either way).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4537180&forum_id=2betting#40235857)



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Date: May 19th, 2020 11:21 AM
Author: sable dysfunction goyim

If only they had more of the fat, whiny gook dyke. Then it would've been truly 180

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Date: May 19th, 2020 11:30 AM
Author: Violent Center Organic Girlfriend



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Date: May 19th, 2020 11:28 AM
Author: Violet international law enforcement agency

Ty for this!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4537180&forum_id=2betting#40236039)



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Date: May 19th, 2020 11:34 AM
Author: Gay pit

Forgot one major plot twist:

There is apparently a spy in the First Order. They get some sort of plans or something from the alleged unknown spy. At one point, Finn, Po, and that Asian Chick get caught by the First Order and are about to be executed when GENERAL HUX shows up and kills the stormtroopers about to execute them. He then reveals that HE IS THE SPY because he HATES KILO REN. Po and company then escape the ship with Hux's help.

Like 5 min later, the guy the Emperor put in charge of his 10,000 ships randomly turns around and MURDERS HUX TO DEATH and says "We know who the spy was." And that's literally the end of one of the two major bad guys in the last 3 films LOL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4537180&forum_id=2betting#40236078)



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Date: May 19th, 2020 11:43 AM
Author: doobsian nubile prole toilet seat



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Date: May 19th, 2020 11:48 AM
Author: sepia scourge upon the earth



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Date: May 19th, 2020 12:35 PM
Author: Kink-friendly Generalized Bond Headpube

Another oddity: they needed a ground force to take out antennae on a star destroyer. No explanation for why X-Wings and other fighters can’t just SHOOT THE ANTENNA given that it protrudes from the ship. Appears that they just needed an excuse for another front of the end battle like ROTJ/Avengers. And so we’re treated to horses riding on a star destroyer led by the powerful black woman they just met.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4537180&forum_id=2betting#40236529)



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Date: May 19th, 2020 12:47 PM
Author: Gay pit

LOL forgot about that one too. Why on earth would you have a HORSE riding on a star destroyer?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4537180&forum_id=2betting#40236622)



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Date: May 19th, 2020 12:50 PM
Author: maroon hunting ground

You racist cisgender motherfucker

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Date: May 19th, 2020 1:49 PM
Author: lascivious cordovan gay wizard faggot firefighter

The first thing the bad guys tried to do was use electronic interference to disable the attacking "speeders." The heroes cleverly anticipated this and used signal-proof riding animals instead.

Still, it seems like a lot of effort and risk to load up a spaceship with horses in order to shave 20 seconds off your time to target once you land

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4537180&forum_id=2betting#40237018)



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Date: May 19th, 2020 1:50 PM
Author: federal sooty mood chapel

> And so we’re treated to horses riding on a star destroyer led by the powerful black woman they just met.

lol what?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4537180&forum_id=2betting#40237023)



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Date: May 19th, 2020 1:55 PM
Author: Submissive liquid oxygen forum

Not flame

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Date: May 19th, 2020 2:05 PM
Author: federal sooty mood chapel

LMAO

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Date: May 19th, 2020 2:13 PM
Author: Abusive rigpig jew



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Date: May 19th, 2020 3:12 PM
Author: Kink-friendly Generalized Bond Headpube

Yeah it’s like JJ Abrams said “ you know, the one thing about Last Jedi that worked was the horses in the casino scene”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4537180&forum_id=2betting#40237550)



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Date: May 19th, 2020 3:36 PM
Author: Magical flatulent masturbator macaca



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Date: May 19th, 2020 1:50 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Hall

It was fucking terrible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4537180&forum_id=2betting#40237024)



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Date: May 19th, 2020 3:28 PM
Author: maroon hunting ground

xo shit on TLJ too. wasnt TLJ worse than this one?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4537180&forum_id=2betting#40237627)



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Date: May 19th, 2020 3:38 PM
Author: Gay pit

Yes. TLJ is possibly the worst star wars movie of all time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4537180&forum_id=2betting#40237673)



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Date: July 31st, 2020 12:17 AM
Author: Magical flatulent masturbator macaca

legit forgot this was even a real movie

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4537180&forum_id=2betting#40686374)



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Date: February 9th, 2021 12:47 PM
Author: federal sooty mood chapel



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Date: February 21st, 2021 10:17 PM
Author: Diverse ivory house

Does no one think it’s odd that every planet they visit in the series has normal gravity and a breathable atmosphere?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4537180&forum_id=2betting#41986995)



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Date: February 21st, 2021 10:27 PM
Author: hilarious sadistic parlor elastic band

OMG!!! so.much.this. Also there is sound in space and this questionable 'force' power. I am thinking this 'science' fiction franchise isn't very scientific.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4537180&forum_id=2betting#41987037)



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Date: February 21st, 2021 10:54 PM
Author: Diverse ivory house

Shut up lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4537180&forum_id=2betting#41987128)



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Date: February 21st, 2021 10:55 PM
Author: white abnormal parlour old irish cottage

This reminded me of how fucking bad this movie was.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4537180&forum_id=2betting#41987137)



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Date: November 17th, 2021 3:40 PM
Author: Titillating immigrant pozpig



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 8:39 AM
Author: Gay pit



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 8:42 AM
Author: wine partner

i still refuse to Curate this

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Date: November 23rd, 2021 8:54 AM
Author: Comical Hospital

i was one of the biggest faggot star wars fans on the planet as a kid, and i refuse to see this film or any other starwars stuff. if you had told 13 year old me there there would be this amazing extended universe and sequel but i wouldn't be interested in seeing it, there is no way he would believe you.

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Date: October 26th, 2023 4:54 PM
Author: Gay pit



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Date: January 16th, 2026 9:48 PM
Author: George Jetson



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