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Archive of XO-original Seinfeld scripts ITT

Pls paste links to ones not yet here: One social taboo Se...
Drab Persian
  07/17/22
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crimson plaza boltzmann
  07/17/22
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chrome faggotry
  07/17/22
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razzmatazz mildly autistic immigrant factory reset button
  07/18/22
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Drab Persian
  09/29/22
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Drab Persian
  01/07/23
Seinfeld episode where they discuss vaxxed ppl at risk due t...
indecent multi-billionaire
  01/07/23
Seinfeld skit where they discuss rebunking the lab leak theo...
indecent multi-billionaire
  01/07/23
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razzmatazz mildly autistic immigrant factory reset button
  01/09/23
crossing state lines http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread...
Thriller juggernaut
  01/09/23
George's parents dealing with COVID restrictions: http://...
Thriller juggernaut
  01/09/23
Smelly pussy http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=...
vigorous gaping
  03/18/23
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Drab Persian
  05/05/23
Financing a burrito: http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread...
Thriller juggernaut
  05/05/23
Seinfeld episode where Kramer claims he can hear colors afte...
seedy irradiated house prole
  05/05/23
http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341734&fo...
Useless saffron dog poop national security agency
  06/01/23
Antisemite Duke Students Walk Out Of Seinfeld’s Commen...
Vibrant sadistic den
  08/22/24
Seinfeld episode where George has a chance to date Sigourney...
Vibrant sadistic den
  08/22/24
Dating a dumb German girl https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?...
Vibrant sadistic den
  08/22/24
Gabby Petito disappearance: https://xoxohth.com/thread.ph...
spectacular pocket flask
  08/22/24
Seinfeld episode where Kramer lists Jerry's car on turo h...
Vibrant sadistic den
  08/23/24
Seinfeld episode where they discuss people getting disinvite...
Vibrant sadistic den
  08/23/24
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Vibrant sadistic den
  08/23/24
Seinfeld episode where Puddy disgusts Elaine by supporting T...
Vibrant sadistic den
  08/23/24
Seinfeld episode where Kramer defends SVB rescue as not a ba...
Vibrant sadistic den
  08/23/24
Apple picking plot ideas https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?t...
Vibrant sadistic den
  09/28/24
Seinfeld episode where Kramer is caught posting on Nude Afri...
smoky 180 yarmulke indirect expression
  09/28/24
this seemed good but was underperformance imo for evan 39. i...
Mahogany point deer antler
  09/28/24
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Drab Persian
  02/17/25
Kramer gets a job at DOGE and eliminates Newman's job htt...
Vibrant sadistic den
  03/02/25
Yankees Charlie Kirk memorial https://xoxohth.com/thread.ph...
Vibrant sadistic den
  09/18/25
Bad news guys, we can’t do these anymore - ya see, &ld...
'"'"''"
  06/11/26
actually the xo Seinfeld scripts I've seen are 10000x funnie...
fuck her right in the pussy
  06/11/26


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Date: July 17th, 2022 11:27 PM
Author: Drab Persian

Pls paste links to ones not yet here:

One social taboo Seinfeld never grappled with…

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1859449&mc=66&forum_id=2

George dates Sigourney Weaver:

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4934319&mc=24&forum_id=2

Kramer gets stolen cane from longshoreman Joe Sestak:

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4289339&mc=46&forum_id=2

America has become corrupt:

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4937270&mc=52&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2betting#44868423)



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Date: July 17th, 2022 11:31 PM
Author: crimson plaza boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2betting#44868436)



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Date: July 17th, 2022 11:39 PM
Author: chrome faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2betting#44868471)



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Date: July 18th, 2022 9:47 AM
Author: razzmatazz mildly autistic immigrant factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2betting#44869758)



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Date: September 29th, 2022 4:59 AM
Author: Drab Persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2betting#45249162)



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Date: January 7th, 2023 3:12 PM
Author: Drab Persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2betting#45756151)



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Date: January 7th, 2023 3:18 PM
Author: indecent multi-billionaire

Seinfeld episode where they discuss vaxxed ppl at risk due to unvaxxed

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4917605&mc=56&forum_id=2#43289940

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2betting#45756181)



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Date: January 7th, 2023 3:23 PM
Author: indecent multi-billionaire

Seinfeld skit where they discuss rebunking the lab leak theory

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4841553&mc=52&forum_id=2#42512210

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2betting#45756204)



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Date: January 9th, 2023 11:37 AM
Author: razzmatazz mildly autistic immigrant factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2betting#45763622)



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Date: January 9th, 2023 11:41 AM
Author: Thriller juggernaut

crossing state lines

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4965019&mc=51&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2betting#45763649)



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Date: January 9th, 2023 11:51 AM
Author: Thriller juggernaut

George's parents dealing with COVID restrictions:

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4752891&forum_id=2#41849573

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2betting#45763708)



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Date: March 18th, 2023 3:03 AM
Author: vigorous gaping

Smelly pussy

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4910333&mc=11&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2betting#46067659)



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Date: May 5th, 2023 2:15 AM
Author: Drab Persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2betting#46272406)



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Date: May 5th, 2023 7:46 AM
Author: Thriller juggernaut

Financing a burrito:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5320001&mc=33&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2betting#46272571)



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Date: May 5th, 2023 7:58 AM
Author: seedy irradiated house prole

Seinfeld episode where Kramer claims he can hear colors after the COVID vax: http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4925973&forum_id=2#43156148



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2betting#46272589)



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Date: June 1st, 2023 10:34 AM
Author: Useless saffron dog poop national security agency

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341734&forum_id=2#46325486

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2betting#46378768)



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Date: August 22nd, 2024 11:47 PM
Author: Vibrant sadistic den

Antisemite Duke Students Walk Out Of Seinfeld’s Commencement Speech

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527812&mc=75&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2betting#47997060)



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Date: August 22nd, 2024 11:48 PM
Author: Vibrant sadistic den

Seinfeld episode where George has a chance to date Sigourney Weaver, but...

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4934319&mc=38&forum_id=2#43211214

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2betting#47997067)



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Date: August 22nd, 2024 11:49 PM
Author: Vibrant sadistic den

Dating a dumb German girl

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5579033&mc=34&forum_id=2#47984000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2betting#47997070)



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Date: August 22nd, 2024 11:52 PM
Author: spectacular pocket flask

Gabby Petito disappearance:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4926480&mc=44&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2betting#47997080)



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Date: August 23rd, 2024 12:09 AM
Author: Vibrant sadistic den

Seinfeld episode where Kramer lists Jerry's car on turo

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5168286&mc=19&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2betting#47997105)



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Date: August 23rd, 2024 12:10 AM
Author: Vibrant sadistic den

Seinfeld episode where they discuss people getting disinvited to Obama’s party

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4895547&mc=51&forum_id=2#42918676

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2betting#47997108)



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Date: August 23rd, 2024 12:14 AM
Author: Vibrant sadistic den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2betting#47997115)



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Date: August 23rd, 2024 12:18 AM
Author: Vibrant sadistic den

Seinfeld episode where Puddy disgusts Elaine by supporting TX vs Biden

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5481708&mc=47&forum_id=2#47334089

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2betting#47997120)



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Date: August 23rd, 2024 1:07 AM
Author: Vibrant sadistic den

Seinfeld episode where Kramer defends SVB rescue as not a bailout

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5305630&mc=37&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2betting#47997262)



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Date: September 28th, 2024 12:29 AM
Author: Vibrant sadistic den

Apple picking plot ideas

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5600347&mc=17&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2betting#48139494)



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Date: September 28th, 2024 2:35 AM
Author: smoky 180 yarmulke indirect expression

Seinfeld episode where Kramer is caught posting on Nude Africa

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5598336&mc=34&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2betting#48139604)



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Date: September 28th, 2024 2:44 AM
Author: Mahogany point deer antler

this seemed good but was underperformance imo for evan 39. its mechanical exercise for evan its social commentary (interracial observations) with a modern twist (nude africa website) theres a internal reference (callback joke to mulatto lady) and usurp expectations (kramer being shameless) for parable ending (to brainwash the sitcom audience opinion on acceptability of interracial)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2betting#48139607)



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Date: February 17th, 2025 8:04 PM
Author: Drab Persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2betting#48669891)



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Date: March 2nd, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: Vibrant sadistic den

Kramer gets a job at DOGE and eliminates Newman's job

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5676099

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2betting#48707645)



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Date: September 18th, 2025 11:53 AM
Author: Vibrant sadistic den

Yankees Charlie Kirk memorial

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5772059&mc=32&forum_id=2#49252715

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2betting#49281272)



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Date: June 11th, 2026 8:33 PM
Author: '"'"''"

Bad news guys, we can’t do these anymore - ya see, “fuck her right in the pussy” tp (HILARIOUS 2014 reference moniker btw! definitely a guy with an AMAZEBALLS sense of humor! 😂) says Seinfeld is overrated! *jackoff motion*

https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5873073&mc=95&forum_id=2



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2betting#49932234)



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Date: June 11th, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: fuck her right in the pussy

actually the xo Seinfeld scripts I've seen are 10000x funnier than the show

you know what else was pretty funny was that AI Seinfeld Twitch stream, "Nothing, Forever"

and this moniker is from way back when FHRITP was a thing, sorry you hate throwbacks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2betting#49932244)