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I have some new details about the spaceporn bar spaghetti incident

I spoke with the waitress and someone else who was there whe...
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To be fair, I can confirm.
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This is so fucked up.
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  04/09/23
Hand in the proverbial cookie jar
cerise comical partner
  04/08/23
This is FALSE. I was actually there. SP had SP jr. bent ove...
walnut pistol abode
  04/08/23
brave of you to poast this
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blathering mint marketing idea space
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Extremely inspiring poast thanks
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Sick philosopher-king
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TWIST: Bill and Walt are representing the waitress.
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Big if true
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So are you actually there in person moonlighting as a privat...
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The aforementioned conversations were in person, that’...
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Tick tock spaceporn
flirting splenetic den faggotry
  04/09/23
Tic Tock for you going back to prison I assume.
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  04/09/23
You’re fucked pal
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Jesus.
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Jesus ain’t touching this one
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Op here, only news to report is that our pal SP is going to ...
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  05/01/23
When was the last time you had sex with a biological female?...
hairraiser onyx queen of the night
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couple weeks ago. you?
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wait, so sp actually is a chimo? i thought that was just lik...
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new here?
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based on what i know (admittedly little - even though i poas...
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Just don't talk about me, pedophile.
hairraiser onyx queen of the night
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I can confirm.
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throwaway?
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I can't say more.
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i want to send you sexy messages and gay porn
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new poaster, first day?
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like i said, i'm aware of the sp fucks his son origin story,...
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Date: April 8th, 2023 3:52 PM
Author: Ruby frisky becky wrinkle

I spoke with the waitress and someone else who was there when it happened

SP had his hand all the way in the kid’s pants and was fondling his genitals. Kid was clearly in distress.

Waitress asked what he was doing when she came to bring SP another beer and SP had a panicked flipout like he was surprised anyone would notice.

Waitress did end up getting fired unfortunately but is considering suing either the restaurant or SP.

That’s all i know but am going to ask around a bit more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2betting#46161253)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 3:59 PM
Author: mauve idiotic new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2betting#46161283)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 4:01 PM
Author: Ocher Parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2betting#46161287)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 4:02 PM
Author: Free-loading hell jap

Jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2betting#46161289)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 4:03 PM
Author: Soggy wagecucks hominid

To be fair,

I can confirm.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2betting#46161292)



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Date: November 14th, 2024 1:44 PM
Author: blathering mint marketing idea space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2betting#48337327)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 4:56 PM
Author: Crystalline Magical Police Squad

Pedos often become convinced they are never going to get caught and so become very brazen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2betting#46161459)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 5:10 PM
Author: Ocher Parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2betting#46161511)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 2:57 PM
Author: Chrome Lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2betting#46164478)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 3:37 PM
Author: blathering mint marketing idea space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2betting#46164596)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 6:54 PM
Author: Concupiscible puce feces

sure bud

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2betting#46161904)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 6:55 PM
Author: Demanding mind-boggling garrison preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2betting#46161906)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 6:59 PM
Author: lime sex offender

This is so fucked up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2betting#46161920)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 12:18 PM
Author: elite fluffy mad cow disease tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2betting#46163996)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 6:59 PM
Author: cerise comical partner

Hand in the proverbial cookie jar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2betting#46161921)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 7:04 PM
Author: walnut pistol abode

This is FALSE. I was actually there. SP had SP jr. bent over the table pounding his ricehole. SP then pulled out and started to pee on SP jr while shouting 'HOUSE ON FIRE! HOUSE ON FIRE! PUT IT OUT! PUT IT OUT!'. It was a very lib bar so they were nervous about interfering since they did not want to come off as homophobic. The waitress was very brave for offering SP jr a towel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2betting#46161937)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 3:04 PM
Author: Blue Appetizing Liquid Oxygen Bbw

brave of you to poast this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2betting#46164507)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 3:36 PM
Author: blathering mint marketing idea space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2betting#46164592)



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Date: April 12th, 2023 5:42 PM
Author: geriatric talented crackhouse skinny woman

Extremely inspiring poast thanks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2betting#46177424)



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Date: March 10th, 2024 3:36 PM
Author: Sick philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2betting#47481014)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 7:15 PM
Author: aromatic ebony center

TWIST: Bill and Walt are representing the waitress.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2betting#46161964)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 8:15 PM
Author: effete crawly public bath french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2betting#46162120)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 8:13 PM
Author: Lascivious Chartreuse Selfie

Big if true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2betting#46162116)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 8:14 PM
Author: Sick philosopher-king

So are you actually there in person moonlighting as a private investigator? Or doing this all over zoom?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2betting#46162119)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 8:17 PM
Author: Ruby frisky becky wrinkle

The aforementioned conversations were in person, that’s all I really want to say in that area atm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2betting#46162123)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 12:18 PM
Author: elite fluffy mad cow disease tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2betting#46163994)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 2:47 PM
Author: flirting splenetic den faggotry

Tick tock spaceporn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2betting#46164444)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 3:10 PM
Author: hairraiser onyx queen of the night

Tic Tock for you going back to prison I assume.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2betting#46164523)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 3:23 PM
Author: flirting splenetic den faggotry

You’re fucked pal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2betting#46164558)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 3:29 PM
Author: hairraiser onyx queen of the night

I’m doing great 👍

You are so fucked it’s just pathetic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2betting#46164572)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 3:36 PM
Author: blathering mint marketing idea space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2betting#46164594)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 3:37 PM
Author: bateful low-t church building

Jesus.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2betting#46164599)



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Date: April 10th, 2023 5:51 PM
Author: Titillating Masturbator

Jesus ain’t touching this one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2betting#46168892)



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Date: April 10th, 2023 11:14 PM
Author: Adventurous hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2betting#46170246)



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Date: April 12th, 2023 5:39 PM
Author: aromatic ebony center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2betting#46177413)



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Date: May 1st, 2023 9:30 PM
Author: Ruby frisky becky wrinkle

Op here, only news to report is that our pal SP is going to GREAT lengths to try to ensure this never blows back on him.

Like, crazy person stuff.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2betting#46259432)



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Date: May 1st, 2023 9:36 PM
Author: hairraiser onyx queen of the night

When was the last time you had sex with a biological female?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2betting#46259465)



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Date: May 1st, 2023 9:47 PM
Author: Ruby frisky becky wrinkle

couple weeks ago. you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2betting#46259508)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:05 AM
Author: Ruby frisky becky wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2betting#46293312)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:06 AM
Author: lime sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2betting#46293314)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:14 AM
Author: translucent wonderful field alpha

wait, so sp actually is a chimo? i thought that was just like a board joke because he worded things poorly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2betting#46293337)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:16 AM
Author: Red background story

new here?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2betting#46293345)



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Date: August 15th, 2023 11:57 AM
Author: Ocher Parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2betting#46671965)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:20 AM
Author: pungent orchid giraffe generalized bond

based on what i know (admittedly little - even though i poast quite a lot i don't retain very much info about poasters/drama because i truly come here only to say irreverent stuff and read what other people say), SP had a schtick a few years back where he got stoned and said "wacky" stuff. he is obviously awkward so him trying to be a chill breh is inevitably going to come off weird and unnatural. i distinctly remember one poast where he the title was something like "my four year old has a bigger dick than me bros" and like you say, there was a lot of poorly worded stuff in his poasts. i don't remember the basis for the playroom hotdog meme, but whatever it was it cannot have sounded good. i highly doubt he is actually a pedo, but to be honest none of us really KNOWS each other so can we say? anything is possible, but i don't think it's true.

but i can say this - he hasn't done himself any favors here (unless he is trolling and inviting the abuse).

the big question for me is whether the bar spaghetti thing actually happened or whether he is just baiting people. if it happened, why the fuck would he talk about it here? he knows what the result would be. and if it did happen, i really don't know what to think. that is certainly suspicious as fuck if you're being accused of a server of doing something inappropriate with a child. has anyone ever had that happen to them? the most charitable thing i can say about that is maybe the waitress said something innocuous like "why the hell are you in the bar with a little kid" and SP, because he is unhinged and has a short fuse, just went bonkers and took it to be an accusation of pedo activity. i dunno.

someone (i think Mase?) the other day says that as of february the real SP was poasting here. not sure how he knows that. but i legit thought that SP was an imposter going back to january because the spaghetti incident is just borderline unreal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2betting#46293361)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:31 AM
Author: hairraiser onyx queen of the night

Just don't talk about me, pedophile.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2betting#46293390)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:32 AM
Author: lime sex offender

I can confirm.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2betting#46293396)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:33 AM
Author: pungent orchid giraffe generalized bond

throwaway?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2betting#46293399)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:34 AM
Author: lime sex offender

I can't say more.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2betting#46293406)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:36 AM
Author: pungent orchid giraffe generalized bond

i want to send you sexy messages and gay porn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2betting#46293414)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:37 AM
Author: lime sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2betting#46293417)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 1:16 PM
Author: translucent wonderful field alpha

yeah, i figured the person everyone says sp in can't really be him because no sane person would do / say the shit he says constantly on here, making crazy ass threads and stirring things up with people for no reason.

if that restaurant thing is true, that's a solid where there's smoke there's fire situation because i can't envision a circumstance where a server would call out a customer over their kid.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2betting#46294280)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 1:17 PM
Author: Free-loading hell jap

new poaster, first day?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2betting#46294284)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 1:21 PM
Author: translucent wonderful field alpha

like i said, i'm aware of the sp fucks his son origin story, but it's really hard for me to square someone with their identity so wildly known taking so much time out of his day to do and say the wacky stuff i see on here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2betting#46294300)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 1:23 PM
Author: Stimulating charcoal university

This entire SP thing is bizarre. What's this restaurant story? Can you link the original poast?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2betting#46294309)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 1:24 PM
Author: walnut pistol abode

SP took his son out for bar spaghetti and the waitress thought he had kidnapped and raped his son. He complained to the manager and they gave him a free dinner.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2betting#46294319)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 4:02 PM
Author: pungent orchid giraffe generalized bond

imagine you know nothing about this board and you read this description of what happened

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2betting#46295133)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 6:45 PM
Author: Stimulating charcoal university

this board is like a schizophrenic AI

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2betting#46295823)



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Date: November 20th, 2024 1:44 PM
Author: Adventurous hall

Origin of playroom hotdog meme was sp posting “little fucker begged for a playroom hotdog and now he won’t eat it.”

shitmodded of course, draw your own conclusions

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2betting#48360620)



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Date: June 17th, 2023 11:11 AM
Author: diverse crusty people who are hurt nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2betting#46438170)



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Date: August 15th, 2023 11:55 AM
Author: Adventurous hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2betting#46671961)



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Date: August 15th, 2023 2:26 PM
Author: trip mother

Call me old fashioned but I think this is sick and SP needs to be stopped. Poor kid.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2betting#46672800)



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Date: September 29th, 2023 11:20 PM
Author: stirring mischievous brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2betting#46862311)



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Date: November 1st, 2023 4:30 PM
Author: pungent orchid giraffe generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2betting#47008653)



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Date: March 10th, 2024 3:33 PM
Author: mentally impaired curious toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2betting#47481002)



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Date: April 2nd, 2024 4:57 PM
Author: walnut pistol abode

.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2betting#47548999)



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Date: April 2nd, 2024 6:38 PM
Author: diverse crusty people who are hurt nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2betting#47549388)



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Date: April 14th, 2024 5:27 PM
Author: turquoise dilemma foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2betting#47582887)



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Date: May 24th, 2024 9:57 PM
Author: Demanding mind-boggling garrison preventive strike



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Date: May 24th, 2024 9:57 PM
Author: laughsome resort

Your kids will be dancing on those bars if you don’t quit molesting them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2betting#47689636)



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Date: November 14th, 2024 1:44 PM
Author: Grizzly disturbing market love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2betting#48337324)



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Date: November 14th, 2024 1:44 PM
Author: blathering mint marketing idea space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2betting#48337325)



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Date: November 20th, 2024 1:42 PM
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