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Got a colonoscopy last week. Dr said there’s an 80% chance I have cancer lol

Now I have to just wait two weeks for confirmation
floppy boiling water
  03/02/24
I welcome a stage 4 diagnosis because the wife and I agreed ...
Misanthropic crackhouse
  03/02/24
The whole bort *crosses fingers*
adventurous pit sandwich
  03/02/24
...
soul-stirring honey-headed halford
  03/13/24
ur too fat and gay to be of use to them
Slippery sable liquid oxygen ratface
  03/02/24
I can eat an FPV drone like anyone else.
Misanthropic crackhouse
  03/02/24
ur too much of a coward
Slippery sable liquid oxygen ratface
  03/02/24
I am a loyal servant of the empire and am sad I have but one...
Misanthropic crackhouse
  03/02/24
lmao
medicated federal goyim stain
  03/03/24
you'll get raped and pissed on by the russians as hazing bef...
contagious haunting corner
  03/03/24
...
appetizing mexican
  03/03/24
Sounds Ruinous. I noticed like a lot of random Reddit commen...
flushed dilemma
  03/02/24
Background: I noticed I was shtting blood the past few month...
floppy boiling water
  03/02/24
Like fresh red blood or dried dark blood
effete chapel
  03/02/24
Red, not dark blood
floppy boiling water
  03/02/24
I probably have ass cancer too
effete chapel
  03/02/24
i think he's right that by far the most likely cause of this...
green glittery set
  03/03/24
usually bright red blood is hemorrhoids. what kind of quack...
learning disabled hot main people
  03/03/24
If there are lesions in his colon that can lead to bright re...
nofapping step-uncle's house digit ratio
  03/03/24
I believe that's before he already had his ass probed, which...
cordovan theater stage foreskin
  03/03/24
" eat relatively healthy compared to most Americans.&qu...
mentally impaired lascivious rehab associate
  03/03/24
Why are so many young people getting ass cancer lately? Is i...
Passionate pearly half-breed double fault
  03/11/24
Our food supply is poisoned with GC chemicals and people, be...
wonderful temple keepsake machete
  03/11/24
vaxxed?
Burgundy irate locale travel guidebook
  03/02/24
...
Deranged beady-eyed legend hall
  03/02/24
...
spectacular purple skinny woman national security agency
  03/02/24
When is OP going to answer this?
Deranged beady-eyed legend hall
  03/02/24
the lack of answer is the answer
spectacular purple skinny woman national security agency
  03/02/24
...
medicated federal goyim stain
  03/03/24
...
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  03/11/24
the wages of sin (gay anal sex) is death
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  03/02/24
I’m gay. (In the luisian sense) Never had gay anal ...
floppy boiling water
  03/02/24
For real? In that case it will be easy for u to accept your ...
Cyan Point
  03/02/24
That was a joke. Im married with a family
floppy boiling water
  03/02/24
Damn I wonder how that happens sometimes people present with...
Cyan Point
  03/02/24
It’s better to not know these things imo
motley headpube theatre
  03/02/24
it's all a health insurance billmaxxxnig fraud
Slippery sable liquid oxygen ratface
  03/02/24
Not sure I agree
floppy boiling water
  03/02/24
nice flame, butt boy
bateful theater elastic band
  03/02/24
No, just venting for therapeutic purposes I guess. I&rsq...
floppy boiling water
  03/02/24
colon cancer is actually not that rare for oldmos (45+)
slap-happy offensive center cuckoldry
  03/02/24
Sorry friend, but you won't die. Don't worry
Glassy fantasy-prone round eye
  03/02/24
Thank you brother. My dr said that he thinks it is in the e...
floppy boiling water
  03/02/24
do you routinely have violent receptive anal sex with black ...
Wine Thirsty Plaza Electric Furnace
  03/02/24
what could it be if not cancer? GRIDS?
cordovan theater stage foreskin
  03/02/24
red blood is haemorrhoids. screening would show polyps or di...
learning disabled hot main people
  03/03/24
Reminder, you did this to yourself by living an unhealthy li...
wonderful temple keepsake machete
  03/02/24
that sucks, brother. if you do have it, it seems like it's ...
green glittery set
  03/02/24
Based on poast so far, even if it ot cancer, he'll be fine.
wonderful temple keepsake machete
  03/02/24
Doctors are full of shit, you’re fine
olive cheese-eating institution
  03/02/24
(Steve Jobs' ghost)
Bronze Zombie-like Crotch
  03/03/24
"shit"
Passionate pearly half-breed double fault
  03/11/24
why did you wait to see a doctor. not trying to kick you whi...
Costumed faggot firefighter trump supporter
  03/03/24
Sucks, bro. I need to make an appointment.
Unholy multi-billionaire
  03/03/24
O fortuitous anal cancer
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  03/03/24
Sorry man, survival rate seems pretty good though according ...
Vivacious Fluffy Home Trust Fund
  03/03/24
twist: google results are all chatgpt 3 fraud, he has days t...
Bronze Zombie-like Crotch
  03/03/24
Imagine how convenient it will be to poop in a bag on your b...
Bright french chef
  03/03/24
Did his dick hurt
judgmental domesticated public bath hunting ground
  03/03/24
Good luck, hoping for the 20% it's not. We can't afford to l...
Bearded toilet seat
  03/03/24
how many months of shitting blood did it take for you to go ...
thriller walnut ladyboy boistinker
  03/03/24
I ignored it for 5-6 months maybe, don’t remember prec...
floppy boiling water
  03/03/24
Damn dude - was it episodic blood? Or like months of shittin...
salmon newt
  03/03/24
Almost every time I shat I noticed a little blood in the sto...
floppy boiling water
  03/03/24
Did you have other issues like shitting mucus or constipatio...
effete chapel
  03/03/24
Some constipation occasionally. No other symptoms
floppy boiling water
  03/03/24
Excellent flame
flushed dilemma
  03/03/24
i'm going to a gastro this week. apparently i had an insane ...
Bronze Zombie-like Crotch
  03/03/24
I hope this is flame, but fuck you if this is flame brother
pontificating marketing idea love of her life
  03/03/24
Not flaming, friend. It’s so real that i t didn’...
floppy boiling water
  03/03/24
Goddamn I hope it doesn’t come back negative. Or wait,...
pontificating marketing idea love of her life
  03/03/24
Dr Confirmed that test results show cancer. Now dr Ordered ...
floppy boiling water
  03/11/24
...
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  03/11/24
you'll get through this, brother
green glittery set
  03/11/24
immediately cease ALL carbohydrate consumption, eat a strict...
orchid senate
  03/11/24
Second on this -- except once you're cancer free for a few y...
wonderful temple keepsake machete
  03/11/24
Also -- make sure they sequence your tumors. Keto might not ...
wonderful temple keepsake machete
  03/11/24
This is correct. Cancer is a metabolic disease and cancer c...
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  03/11/24
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orchid senate
  03/13/24
We can fight this together, brother. (you'll have to do mo...
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  03/11/24
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appetizing mexican
  03/12/24
Dr. got my CT scan scheduled for tomorrow morning, thankfull...
floppy boiling water
  03/12/24
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  03/12/24
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  03/12/24
Did the ct scan this morning and dr got the results right a...
floppy boiling water
  03/13/24
180 brother This is why everyone should get their ass bla...
cordovan theater stage foreskin
  03/13/24
biannual ass blasting TP
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  03/13/24
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  03/13/24
Damn daddy Godspeed
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soul-stirring honey-headed halford
  03/13/24
Hope it's quick and easy and you make a full recovery, broth...
Gaped mind-boggling spot filthpig
  03/13/24
Follow all of my advice about elimination of carbohydrat...
orchid senate
  03/13/24
What all can you eat on this diet
chrome windowlicker
  03/14/24
Godspeed, brother.
Bright french chef
  03/13/24
Excellent! Time to cut that ass open
judgmental domesticated public bath hunting ground
  03/13/24
Damn bro - sorry to hear its cancer but you are doing all th...
salmon newt
  03/14/24
Sounds like you caught it early and are in good shape. My fa...
Titillating Slimy Native Gaping
  03/13/24
Ty for the support bros
floppy boiling water
  03/13/24
God Speed, brother, you will get through this.
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  03/13/24
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  03/14/24
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floppy boiling water
  03/16/24
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  03/16/24
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  03/16/24
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  03/16/24
Lol’d at your moniker tyft
floppy boiling water
  03/16/24
what was it? are you retarded?
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  12/28/25
Wishing you the best bro
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  03/16/24
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  03/16/24
god bless you cancer diagnosis tp, we are all for you
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  03/16/24
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  03/16/24
Letting a guy that close to your ass is pretty gay
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  03/16/24
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  03/16/24
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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:12 PM
Author: floppy boiling water

Now I have to just wait two weeks for confirmation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2betting#47457394)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:14 PM
Author: Misanthropic crackhouse

I welcome a stage 4 diagnosis because the wife and I agreed I could go fight and die in Ukraine in that one and only situation. I yearn to die for the empire.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2betting#47457395)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:20 PM
Author: adventurous pit sandwich

The whole bort *crosses fingers*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2betting#47457412)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:15 PM
Author: soul-stirring honey-headed halford



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:23 PM
Author: Slippery sable liquid oxygen ratface

ur too fat and gay to be of use to them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2betting#47457425)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:39 PM
Author: Misanthropic crackhouse

I can eat an FPV drone like anyone else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2betting#47457461)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:54 PM
Author: Slippery sable liquid oxygen ratface

ur too much of a coward

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2betting#47457492)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:16 PM
Author: Misanthropic crackhouse

I am a loyal servant of the empire and am sad I have but one stage IV cancer diagnosis to give my Czar.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2betting#47457543)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 1:10 AM
Author: medicated federal goyim stain

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2betting#47457856)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:27 AM
Author: contagious haunting corner

you'll get raped and pissed on by the russians as hazing before you even get to ukraine. it's the real motivator for you, no doubt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2betting#47458473)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 4:50 PM
Author: appetizing mexican



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:15 PM
Author: flushed dilemma

Sounds Ruinous. I noticed like a lot of random Reddit commenters have cancer btw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2betting#47457396)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:16 PM
Author: floppy boiling water

Background: I noticed I was shtting blood the past few months so dr said I should do the colonoscopy to be safe because a lot of young people have been getting colon cancer lately. I suspected it was just hemerrhoids so I’m in disbelief that it is likely something much more serious.

Im late 30s, skinny, and eat relatively healthy compared to most Americans.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2betting#47457398)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:25 PM
Author: effete chapel

Like fresh red blood or dried dark blood

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2betting#47457430)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:28 PM
Author: floppy boiling water

Red, not dark blood

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2betting#47457438)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:49 PM
Author: effete chapel

I probably have ass cancer too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2betting#47457632)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 9:33 AM
Author: green glittery set

i think he's right that by far the most likely cause of this is hemorrhoids, not ass cancer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2betting#47458318)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:01 AM
Author: learning disabled hot main people

usually bright red blood is hemorrhoids. what kind of quack doctor are you seeing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2betting#47458527)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:06 AM
Author: nofapping step-uncle's house digit ratio

If there are lesions in his colon that can lead to bright red blood in shit. Various other forms of colitis and Chron’s all have symptoms like this. You’re right that a colon cancer usually shows up as black/older looking blood, but seems like this dude saw something on the scope that looks like a tumor.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2betting#47458538)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:08 AM
Author: cordovan theater stage foreskin

I believe that's before he already had his ass probed, which presumably would have discovered hemorrhoids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2betting#47458539)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 4:49 PM
Author: mentally impaired lascivious rehab associate

" eat relatively healthy compared to most Americans."

describe what you think health eating is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2betting#47459453)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 7:52 PM
Author: Passionate pearly half-breed double fault

Why are so many young people getting ass cancer lately? Is it the obvious reason, that they are getting fukt up the shitpipe more than usual?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2betting#47484597)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 8:07 PM
Author: wonderful temple keepsake machete

Our food supply is poisoned with GC chemicals and people, beyond that, eat absurdly unhealthy diets.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2betting#47484631)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:17 PM
Author: Burgundy irate locale travel guidebook

vaxxed?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2betting#47457402)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:24 PM
Author: Deranged beady-eyed legend hall



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:47 PM
Author: spectacular purple skinny woman national security agency



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:10 PM
Author: Deranged beady-eyed legend hall

When is OP going to answer this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2betting#47457525)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:12 PM
Author: spectacular purple skinny woman national security agency

the lack of answer is the answer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2betting#47457529)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 1:11 AM
Author: medicated federal goyim stain



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Date: March 11th, 2024 8:04 PM
Author: arousing insanely creepy therapy



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:21 PM
Author: french brunch

the wages of sin (gay anal sex) is death

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2betting#47457418)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:22 PM
Author: floppy boiling water

I’m gay. (In the luisian sense)

Never had gay anal sex though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2betting#47457422)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:23 PM
Author: Cyan Point

For real? In that case it will be easy for u to accept your fate. Much harder for younger people who actually have a family.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2betting#47457426)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:24 PM
Author: floppy boiling water

That was a joke. Im married with a family

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2betting#47457428)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:22 PM
Author: Cyan Point

Damn I wonder how that happens sometimes people present with perforated colon and they did not have any symptoms?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2betting#47457423)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:23 PM
Author: motley headpube theatre

It’s better to not know these things imo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2betting#47457424)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:24 PM
Author: Slippery sable liquid oxygen ratface

it's all a health insurance billmaxxxnig fraud

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2betting#47457427)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:32 PM
Author: floppy boiling water

Not sure I agree

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2betting#47457449)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:25 PM
Author: bateful theater elastic band

nice flame, butt boy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2betting#47457432)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:26 PM
Author: floppy boiling water

No, just venting for therapeutic purposes I guess.

I’d at least make it a funny or crazier story if i wanted to flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2betting#47457436)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:50 PM
Author: slap-happy offensive center cuckoldry

colon cancer is actually not that rare for oldmos (45+)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2betting#47457480)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:53 PM
Author: Glassy fantasy-prone round eye

Sorry friend, but you won't die. Don't worry

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2betting#47457489)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:56 PM
Author: floppy boiling water

Thank you brother. My dr said that he thinks it is in the early stages based on what he sees so I should be hopeful about the situation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2betting#47457496)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:58 PM
Author: Wine Thirsty Plaza Electric Furnace

do you routinely have violent receptive anal sex with black men

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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:14 PM
Author: cordovan theater stage foreskin

what could it be if not cancer? GRIDS?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2betting#47457536)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:32 AM
Author: learning disabled hot main people

red blood is haemorrhoids. screening would show polyps or diverticulitis in the colon. that said, colon cancer, if caught early, is very treatable with high survival rate. hang in there, op. also, you doctor is billmaxxxing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2betting#47458597)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:17 PM
Author: wonderful temple keepsake machete

Reminder, you did this to yourself by living an unhealthy lifestyle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2betting#47457545)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:27 PM
Author: green glittery set

that sucks, brother. if you do have it, it seems like it's treatable and the 5 year survival rates are high, so expect you would power through it. tough news though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2betting#47457569)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:27 PM
Author: wonderful temple keepsake machete

Based on poast so far, even if it ot cancer, he'll be fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2betting#47457574)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:36 PM
Author: olive cheese-eating institution

Doctors are full of shit, you’re fine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2betting#47457598)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:55 AM
Author: Bronze Zombie-like Crotch

(Steve Jobs' ghost)

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Date: March 11th, 2024 7:55 PM
Author: Passionate pearly half-breed double fault

"shit"

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Date: March 3rd, 2024 7:15 AM
Author: Costumed faggot firefighter trump supporter

why did you wait to see a doctor. not trying to kick you while down but I could see myself doing this so trying to figure out the psychology

was it only intermittent, so you could convince yourself "oh it's getting better/going away" every time you shat and DIDNT bleed. or did you know something was wrong, but were just being obstinate?

How do you even find a doctor. I haven't set foot in a dr office (other than peds) for over 15 years now.

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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:53 AM
Author: Unholy multi-billionaire

Sucks, bro. I need to make an appointment.

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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:54 AM
Author: Boyish frisky stage black woman

O fortuitous anal cancer

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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:37 AM
Author: Vivacious Fluffy Home Trust Fund

Sorry man, survival rate seems pretty good though according to google. You will maek it

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Date: March 3rd, 2024 12:08 PM
Author: Bronze Zombie-like Crotch

twist: google results are all chatgpt 3 fraud, he has days to live

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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:41 AM
Author: Bright french chef

Imagine how convenient it will be to poop in a bag on your belt.

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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:42 AM
Author: judgmental domesticated public bath hunting ground

Did his dick hurt

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Date: March 3rd, 2024 4:54 PM
Author: Bearded toilet seat

Good luck, hoping for the 20% it's not. We can't afford to lose poasters around this place.

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Date: March 3rd, 2024 4:55 PM
Author: thriller walnut ladyboy boistinker

how many months of shitting blood did it take for you to go to the doctor? I'm currently ignoring the shit out of my obviously high blood pressure

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Date: March 3rd, 2024 9:03 PM
Author: floppy boiling water

I ignored it for 5-6 months maybe, don’t remember precisely. Kept thinking “it’s just hemorrhoids…they’ll get better on their own.” In the back of my mind I knew it could be something worse but didn’t think about that much

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Date: March 3rd, 2024 9:32 PM
Author: salmon newt

Damn dude - was it episodic blood? Or like months of shitting blood constantly everytime? Hoping for the best for you man. Fuck cancer.

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Date: March 3rd, 2024 9:51 PM
Author: floppy boiling water

Almost every time I shat I noticed a little blood in the stool, or just blood in the toilet bowl. Some times the blood was more noticeable than others

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Date: March 3rd, 2024 9:34 PM
Author: effete chapel

Did you have other issues like shitting mucus or constipation

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Date: March 3rd, 2024 9:52 PM
Author: floppy boiling water

Some constipation occasionally. No other symptoms

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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:43 PM
Author: flushed dilemma

Excellent flame

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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:45 PM
Author: Bronze Zombie-like Crotch

i'm going to a gastro this week. apparently i had an insane number of pre-existing hemorrhoids and the burning acid diarrhea i had from norovirus activated them all. deeply unpleasant, and yet that's still all trivial bullshit compared to cancer. sorry man!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2betting#47460557)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:47 PM
Author: pontificating marketing idea love of her life

I hope this is flame, but fuck you if this is flame brother

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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:50 PM
Author: floppy boiling water

Not flaming, friend. It’s so real that i t didn’t have the balls to post this under my regular moniker

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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:55 PM
Author: pontificating marketing idea love of her life

Goddamn I hope it doesn’t come back negative. Or wait, positive.

Anyway Brb need to go put some of my faeces in the tube Kaiser sent me and mail it back to them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2betting#47460575)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 7:37 PM
Author: floppy boiling water

Dr Confirmed that test results show cancer. Now dr Ordered ct scans so that I can determine what stage it is. Dr assured me that it’s likely early stage because I haven’t dropped weight or had any other symptoms besides the blood. If that’s the case it should be treatable with surgery. Will keep the board updated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2betting#47484557)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 7:39 PM
Author: brilliant exciting space



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Date: March 11th, 2024 7:41 PM
Author: green glittery set

you'll get through this, brother

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Date: March 11th, 2024 7:51 PM
Author: orchid senate

immediately cease ALL carbohydrate consumption, eat a strict ketogenic diet, with MCT oil (or, much easier on the digestive tract, coconut cream), and take berberine and fenbendazole.

You're welcome.

None of this is at all contraindicated to your doctor's proposed treatments (or radiation, chemo, or immunotherapy).

Your life will be long, my friend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2betting#47484590)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 8:04 PM
Author: wonderful temple keepsake machete

Second on this -- except once you're cancer free for a few years, switch over to a whole foods organic high fiber, high veggie diet, which is best long term for preventing colon cancer.

Keto is TCR for "starving" colon cancer / micro cancers as they arise.

But my recommended diet above is what you want for real prevention in the first place.

And when you do the Keto, limit animal fats. Do olive oil, avacados, etc and not bacon, butter, etc. And you need to do real Keto -- ie. the kind the proscribe for kids with epilipsy -- not the fake keto diet 95% of people who "do keto" do. That means 80+% of your calories from fat. That means very limited carbs and limited protein.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2betting#47484624)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 8:11 PM
Author: wonderful temple keepsake machete

Also -- make sure they sequence your tumors. Keto might not be as useful depending on the specific type of colon cancer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2betting#47484643)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 8:44 PM
Author: mentally impaired lascivious rehab associate

This is correct. Cancer is a metabolic disease and cancer cells ferment mostly glucose and glutamine. Cancer cells absorb something like 30X the amount of glucose other cells do. You can try to reduce your glutamine intake but it is orders of magnitude lower concentration in your bloodstream at any given time than glucose. You must give up carbs.



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:27 PM
Author: orchid senate



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Date: March 11th, 2024 8:01 PM
Author: pontificating marketing idea love of her life

We can fight this together, brother.

(you'll have to do most of the fighting, of course, but still)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2betting#47484617)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 8:51 PM
Author: Carmine Big Regret

120

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Date: March 12th, 2024 4:03 PM
Author: appetizing mexican



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Date: March 12th, 2024 4:00 PM
Author: floppy boiling water

Dr. got my CT scan scheduled for tomorrow morning, thankfully. glad i don't have to wait too long .

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2betting#47487290)



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Date: March 12th, 2024 4:00 PM
Author: sadistic gas station goal in life



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Date: March 12th, 2024 5:56 PM
Author: Peach ticket booth police squad



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:11 PM
Author: floppy boiling water

Did the ct scan this morning and dr got the results right after. The cancer has not spread anywhere else and doctor thinks this can be cured with surgery. Still need to do an MRI to confirm and know what stage cancer it is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2betting#47490544)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:14 PM
Author: cordovan theater stage foreskin

180 brother

This is why everyone should get their ass blasted every six months

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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:19 PM
Author: Gaped mind-boggling spot filthpig

biannual ass blasting TP

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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:24 PM
Author: Titillating Slimy Native Gaping



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:15 PM
Author: Maize mischievous famous landscape painting locus

Damn daddy Godspeed

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Date: March 13th, 2024 4:34 PM
Author: soul-stirring honey-headed halford



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:18 PM
Author: Gaped mind-boggling spot filthpig

Hope it's quick and easy and you make a full recovery, brother.

Peterman, beady eyes narrowing "you call THAT an inflatable donut cushion?"

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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:26 PM
Author: orchid senate

Follow all of my advice about elimination of carbohydrates, strict ketogenic diet, MCT oil / coconut oil, and berberine and fenbendazole.

Non-negotiable. Do this now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2betting#47490626)



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Date: March 14th, 2024 12:07 AM
Author: chrome windowlicker

What all can you eat on this diet

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Date: March 13th, 2024 4:39 PM
Author: Bright french chef

Godspeed, brother.

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Date: March 13th, 2024 7:39 PM
Author: judgmental domesticated public bath hunting ground

Excellent! Time to cut that ass open

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Date: March 14th, 2024 1:02 PM
Author: salmon newt

Damn bro - sorry to hear its cancer but you are doing all the right stuff now. Sound its probably still 100% contained which means you can get it cleared up and can get right back to poasting.

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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:27 PM
Author: Titillating Slimy Native Gaping

Sounds like you caught it early and are in good shape. My father has kicked like 4 different sets of cancers in his time and still going strong. You'll be okay.

It's a mindfuck to go through I'm sure, but from what ive read - in my personal terrible experience with lots of fucking cancer in lots of people in my family - this is a pretty good result. Go aggressive at it if there is any choice. Get a second opinion if you can and have the cash / time.



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Date: March 13th, 2024 7:19 PM
Author: floppy boiling water

Ty for the support bros

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Date: March 13th, 2024 7:44 PM
Author: learning disabled hot main people

God Speed, brother, you will get through this.

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Date: March 13th, 2024 7:52 PM
Author: dun laughsome lay factory reset button



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Date: March 14th, 2024 12:14 AM
Author: rambunctious principal's office doctorate



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Date: March 14th, 2024 12:23 AM
Author: Odious toaster wagecucks



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Date: March 14th, 2024 10:22 AM
Author: brilliant exciting space



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Date: March 13th, 2024 7:56 PM
Author: magenta pisswyrm parlor

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Date: March 13th, 2024 8:07 PM
Author: cordovan theater stage foreskin

1-9) sex with men for money

10) become published Law Scholar

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Date: March 13th, 2024 11:38 PM
Author: floppy boiling water



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Date: March 14th, 2024 12:50 PM
Author: Gaped mind-boggling spot filthpig

"Deconstructing Lawrence v. Texas Through Lived Experience"

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Date: March 16th, 2024 11:31 AM
Author: floppy boiling water

I felt a great deal of emotional pain and grief about this the past few days. It felt like the most tense week of my life and I’m feeling a lot lighter and more ar peace after all the crying.

It was quite an intense experience when I went to my oncologist and he almost cried when he first met me because he realized that he treated other members of my family recently (don’t want to get into detail about that). He told me that there’s a possibility I may have to do some chemo to shrink it a bit before surgery but we need more testing before coming up with a treatment plan. He said going straight to surgery has the risk of causing problems with the sphincter 10-20 years down the line but that depends on the size. Anyway, I was really impressed with how kind and caring and knowledgeable this doctor was and it has put me at ease.

It’s all really difficult brothers but I will beat this and feel very positive today 🙏

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2betting#47499015)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 11:34 AM
Author: charcoal pungent jew

I will go to church tomorrow and pray for you and your family

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Date: March 16th, 2024 11:39 AM
Author: learning disabled hot main people

God Bless you and protect you, my on-line friend. You may not know us but you can always come here to vent, and laugh at xo's absurdities to take your mind off things for a while.

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Date: March 16th, 2024 11:47 AM
Author: greedy market



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Date: March 16th, 2024 12:24 PM
Author: floppy boiling water

Lol’d at your moniker tyft

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Date: December 28th, 2025 2:28 PM
Author: UN peacekeeper

what was it? are you retarded?

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Date: March 16th, 2024 2:02 PM
Author: soul-stirring honey-headed halford

Wishing you the best bro

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Date: March 16th, 2024 2:34 PM
Author: brilliant exciting space



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Date: March 16th, 2024 2:36 PM
Author: Insecure Cerebral Box Office

god bless you cancer diagnosis tp, we are all for you

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Date: March 16th, 2024 2:55 PM
Author: nudist forum becky



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Date: March 16th, 2024 4:27 PM
Author: henna cowardly faggotry

be well and get well, brother.

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Date: March 16th, 2024 4:31 PM
Author: Ultramarine Arrogant Dingle Berry Resort

Pulling for you

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Date: March 16th, 2024 7:44 PM
Author: green glittery set



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Date: March 16th, 2024 8:12 PM
Author: judgmental domesticated public bath hunting ground

Letting a guy that close to your ass is pretty gay

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Date: March 16th, 2024 8:14 PM
Author: cobalt blood rage

Good luck and godspeed, friend

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Date: March 16th, 2024 11:23 PM
Author: sadistic gas station goal in life

we're all for you

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Date: March 16th, 2024 11:26 PM
Author: Racy Antidepressant Drug

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Date: March 16th, 2024 11:55 PM
Author: Maize mischievous famous landscape painting locus

We here for you brother

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Date: March 17th, 2024 1:00 AM
Author: pontificating marketing idea love of her life

problems with the sphincter 10-20 years down the line TP

Praying for the health of you and all your sphincters, my brother.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2betting#47500440)



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Date: March 17th, 2024 12:11 AM
Author: tantric cracking stage

Lucky

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Date: December 28th, 2025 2:33 PM
Author: sensitive to ugliness



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