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Hypo: one million dollars to play defense on one single NFL drive

Assuming your current fitness and football knowledge. To win...
aromatic sable den yarmulke
  01/21/25
I think some top defenses can play with 10 men and stop some...
Lascivious dark indian lodge international law enforcement agency
  01/21/25
If you get catastrophically injured your medical bills will ...
aromatic sable den yarmulke
  01/21/25
that's the best way to frame this hypo. it's like a 10.1 man...
shivering death wish queen of the night
  01/21/25
Lol no one on this bort is slowing down an nfl wide receiver...
magenta boyish kitchen
  01/21/25
Does the other team know you're a balding lawyer? Can I cal...
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  01/21/25
The other team wont have any advance knowledge you're being ...
aromatic sable den yarmulke
  01/21/25
I'd probably go linebacker and blitz every down, trying to a...
Contagious Pink Shrine
  01/21/25
"get to the qb" lol josh allen just trucked throug...
aromatic sable den yarmulke
  01/21/25
Sometimes qbs don't see the player coming, and sometimes the...
Contagious Pink Shrine
  01/21/25
fucking Peyton Manning post neck surgery would run your ass ...
Laughsome mad cow disease mad-dog skullcap
  01/21/25
Bro stop projecting your Asian stature onto me. With a full ...
Contagious Pink Shrine
  01/21/25
lol
Laughsome mad cow disease mad-dog skullcap
  01/21/25
Try withstanding a 200 lb lawyer with sneaky speed hurtling ...
Contagious Pink Shrine
  01/21/25
my wife does this several times a week and she’s a to...
Excitant deer antler son of senegal
  01/21/25
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Domesticated crystalline place of business
  01/21/25
Laughed hysterically at your first sentence thank you
magenta boyish kitchen
  01/21/25
I think this is the best strategy, maybe you can influence a...
light house-broken parlor sneaky criminal
  01/21/25
Yeah. What other position gives you a real possibility of ma...
Contagious Pink Shrine
  01/21/25
i think the hypo implies you must also be able to play every...
shivering death wish queen of the night
  01/21/25
If I tried to tackled a running back or get engaged with a l...
Contagious Pink Shrine
  01/21/25
you would evaporate into a fine pink mist if you were within...
shivering death wish queen of the night
  01/21/25
You're assuming
Contagious Pink Shrine
  01/21/25
Loled uncontrollably at this ty
magenta boyish kitchen
  01/21/25
*bald autist XO poaster accepting the hypo then getting 3 sa...
grizzly macaca
  01/21/25
1 sack or strip would be your best reasonable hope. But what...
Contagious Pink Shrine
  01/21/25
If you're on the DL a giant person is going to try to hurt y...
Spectacular startled ratface reading party
  01/21/25
This, and I am large enough that in pads I am plausibly MLB ...
Jet Tattoo
  01/21/25
middle linebacker. Can't cover wide receivers. OL woul...
Ivory concupiscible set trust fund
  01/21/25
playing lb is way more dangerous than dl because of full spe...
hot athletic conference
  01/21/25
At db you would be exposed first play, and they'd keep hamme...
Contagious Pink Shrine
  01/21/25
If a blocker picks you up, just try to run around him or get...
magenta boyish kitchen
  01/21/25
DL is the only one that would work. line up over center and...
Laughsome mad cow disease mad-dog skullcap
  01/21/25
Nah. As soon as the offense sees the nose tackle lying down ...
Contagious Pink Shrine
  01/21/25
Edge rusher. Tackle would still have to block me; they woul...
burgundy theater legal warrant
  01/21/25
Just run really far to right/left and cut back with a swim m...
Mahogany tanning salon
  01/21/25
lmao. no they wouldn't. first of all, you're not fast enough...
shivering death wish queen of the night
  01/21/25
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aromatic sable den yarmulke
  01/21/25
do i only get the one million dollars or if i end up getting...
Excitant deer antler son of senegal
  01/21/25
no, the hypo ends after the drive, back to your shitty wagec...
aromatic sable den yarmulke
  01/21/25
say it’s the super bowl and i break a huge, game-chang...
Excitant deer antler son of senegal
  01/21/25
no means no.
aromatic sable den yarmulke
  01/21/25
will probably just take my talents to the combine in that ca...
Excitant deer antler son of senegal
  01/21/25
Do we get to choose the drive? Ball hawking free safety on a...
Mahogany tanning salon
  01/21/25
let's assume the offense is starting at the 25
aromatic sable den yarmulke
  01/21/25
lmao fuck no I do not take this bet. My life and health are...
irradiated boistinker chad
  01/21/25
(They aren’t)
No Paye No Gain
  02/18/26
im playing shutdown corner across their WR1 and getting a pi...
Wine hell
  01/21/25
180
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  01/21/25
Someone breathed in Mahomes direction and he got an RTP call...
aromatic sable den yarmulke
  01/21/25
“I really liked it here.”
flesh trip public bath fat ankles
  01/21/25
I probably get 2-3 sacks playing tackle, I played against a ...
talented background story library
  01/21/25
LJL every NFL team can easily score on a 10 man field on the...
impertinent headpube
  01/21/25
You take your chances that someone else gets a pick or a fum...
Jet Tattoo
  01/21/25
the biggest question here is whether "not having advanc...
shivering death wish queen of the night
  01/21/25
Speak for yourself obeezy, you gookjew midget I get that ...
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magenta boyish kitchen
  01/21/25
it would be the same as a 10 man field. so just throw a bald...
shivering death wish queen of the night
  01/21/25
No way. Only chance would be playing CB covering WR1, which...
vengeful persian step-uncle's house
  01/21/25
CB is perhaps the worst position. they'll notice you're slow...
shivering death wish queen of the night
  01/21/25
Sure, I'll be CB. Receiver gets 20 yards on me after a few s...
stimulating geriatric space alpha
  01/21/25
"why didn't he just ask the train to stop FOR THE PRESI...
shivering death wish queen of the night
  01/21/25
I read thread titles for hypos and accept or reject on that ...
stimulating geriatric space alpha
  01/21/25
I would play defensive end. If they were smart they would ru...
Underhanded Charismatic Main People Dysfunction
  01/21/25
Height? Weight? Cock size?
Contagious Pink Shrine
  01/21/25
5'11" 220 lbs 6"
Underhanded Charismatic Main People Dysfunction
  01/21/25
You'd get pancaked on the first play, but even before that t...
Contagious Pink Shrine
  01/21/25
candy ride is a twink and if he inflated his height and weig...
shivering death wish queen of the night
  01/21/25
even if it was flag football and you touching the qb meant s...
shivering death wish queen of the night
  01/21/25
I played a little ball in high school.
Underhanded Charismatic Main People Dysfunction
  01/21/25
The WR3s and WR4s in the NFL are nothing special. I'd line u...
Beady-eyed stubborn skinny woman keepsake machete
  01/21/25
Couldn't they just run screen plays to RBs or TEs and plow t...
Contagious Pink Shrine
  01/21/25
maybe once, if that, our defense would obviously be anticipa...
Beady-eyed stubborn skinny woman keepsake machete
  01/21/25
I'd play edge rusher. I think it would be fun to get sacks
soggy salmon native partner
  01/21/25
I'd play free safety and just run around trying to avoid get...
Odious church
  01/21/25
I wish I could pay to watch xo posters accept this hypo. It ...
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  01/21/25
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irradiated boistinker chad
  01/21/25
Laughing because of all the roughing the passer penalties I ...
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  01/21/25
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Mind-boggling Potus
  04/10/25
I would take it if i could replace a weak defensive end or m...
Floppy Sex Offender
  01/21/25
I would play a whole quarter as long as my team doesn't have...
motley effete school cafeteria
  01/21/25
Can I pull a Last Boy Scout and shoot a guy on the field? Th...
Contagious Pink Shrine
  01/21/25
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Jet Tattoo
  01/21/25
The coach knows I'm on the team? Hell yeah, just put me som...
electric lay
  01/22/25
You just died of commotio cordis and the game is called off....
aromatic sable den yarmulke
  01/22/25
What kind of plays do you think they're gonna dial up when t...
Contagious Pink Shrine
  01/22/25
Probably some runs
electric lay
  01/22/25
so glad you guys are all working on this instead of practici...
Mind-boggling Potus
  04/10/25
!!!
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  04/10/25
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Jobs
  02/18/26
how is no one saying you play safety in a prevent defense an...
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  04/10/25
Did you play a little ball, my man?
aromatic sable den yarmulke
  04/10/25
that is not my point, my point is that on most plays that po...
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  04/10/25


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Date: January 21st, 2025 10:19 AM
Author: aromatic sable den yarmulke

Assuming your current fitness and football knowledge. To win the bet, your team must prevent the other team scoring on the drive. You are playing on defense and can choose your position. Do you you take this bet and if so what is your plan?

edit: let's assume the offense is starting a normal drive at the 25. assume the clock is not a factor for the offense. assume they dont know about your hypo but are otherwise highly motivated to score as any team should be. they'll be playing normal ball and not going for it on 4th etc just to fuck with you. that being said maybe you get lucky and they make a cowardly punt and you win.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5667353&forum_id=2betting#48573302)



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Date: January 21st, 2025 10:21 AM
Author: Lascivious dark indian lodge international law enforcement agency

I think some top defenses can play with 10 men and stop some of the worst offenses. That’d be the only hope here (I’d be standing in the end zone and running away once the ball is snapped).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5667353&forum_id=2betting#48573305)



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Date: January 21st, 2025 10:22 AM
Author: aromatic sable den yarmulke

If you get catastrophically injured your medical bills will be covered in this hypo, but you are still injured irl.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5667353&forum_id=2betting#48573316)



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Date: January 21st, 2025 10:45 AM
Author: shivering death wish queen of the night

that's the best way to frame this hypo. it's like a 10.1 man defense. no one here could compete in D-III football.

put the balding lawyer in as safety, blitz every play, and pray they don't get a pass off. there's a chance i could slow down a WR enough for the corner to catch him like when the kicker gets rolled over by the kick returner.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5667353&forum_id=2betting#48573378)



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Date: January 21st, 2025 10:46 PM
Author: magenta boyish kitchen

Lol no one on this bort is slowing down an nfl wide receiver are u kidding

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5667353&forum_id=2betting#48576508)



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Date: January 21st, 2025 10:24 AM
Author: Purple bossy gaming laptop gas station

Does the other team know you're a balding lawyer? Can I call the defensive plays?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5667353&forum_id=2betting#48573322)



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Date: January 21st, 2025 10:27 AM
Author: aromatic sable den yarmulke

The other team wont have any advance knowledge you're being subbed in but once you're in they can adjust their scheme. You don't get to call the plays, you have to do what coach says and make a good faith effort. He will get mad if you Suck but he can't pull you out in this hypo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5667353&forum_id=2betting#48573329)



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Date: January 21st, 2025 10:32 AM
Author: Contagious Pink Shrine

I'd probably go linebacker and blitz every down, trying to avoid any contact with blockers.

My reasoning is that no matter the position I'm going to be a huge weakness, but at least at linebacker, you have a chance to get to the qb unblocked and potentially make a very helpful play. Our coverage and tackling would suffer greatly, but at db, they would quickly see I'm slow as shit and keep taking advantage. As a lineman, I would get pancaked every play and leave a gaping hole every down.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5667353&forum_id=2betting#48573344)



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Date: January 21st, 2025 10:38 AM
Author: aromatic sable den yarmulke

"get to the qb" lol josh allen just trucked through you and now you have three broken ribs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5667353&forum_id=2betting#48573365)



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Date: January 21st, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: Contagious Pink Shrine

Sometimes qbs don't see the player coming, and sometimes they get hit in the act of throwing. And I'd also be willing to sacrifice my dignity and wrap around his leg like a toddler

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5667353&forum_id=2betting#48573373)



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Date: January 21st, 2025 10:46 AM
Author: Laughsome mad cow disease mad-dog skullcap

fucking Peyton Manning post neck surgery would run your ass over you dork. that's why you check commas for a living. even the punters would lay your ass out if you tried to tackle them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5667353&forum_id=2betting#48573379)



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Date: January 21st, 2025 10:50 AM
Author: Contagious Pink Shrine

Bro stop projecting your Asian stature onto me. With a full head of steam I could take down Roethlisberger if he didn't see me coming or was in the act of passing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5667353&forum_id=2betting#48573385)



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Date: January 21st, 2025 10:56 AM
Author: Laughsome mad cow disease mad-dog skullcap

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5667353&forum_id=2betting#48573398)



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Date: January 21st, 2025 10:59 AM
Author: Contagious Pink Shrine

Try withstanding a 200 lb lawyer with sneaky speed hurtling recklessly toward you, fueled by rage and depression

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5667353&forum_id=2betting#48573401)



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Date: January 21st, 2025 11:04 AM
Author: Excitant deer antler son of senegal

my wife does this several times a week and she’s a total twink.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5667353&forum_id=2betting#48573410)



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Date: January 21st, 2025 3:06 PM
Author: Domesticated crystalline place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5667353&forum_id=2betting#48574322)



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Date: January 21st, 2025 10:48 PM
Author: magenta boyish kitchen

Laughed hysterically at your first sentence thank you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5667353&forum_id=2betting#48576515)



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Date: January 21st, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: light house-broken parlor sneaky criminal

I think this is the best strategy, maybe you can influence a throw or two even if the qb easily avoids you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5667353&forum_id=2betting#48573370)



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Date: January 21st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: Contagious Pink Shrine

Yeah. What other position gives you a real possibility of making a good play?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5667353&forum_id=2betting#48573376)



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Date: January 21st, 2025 10:47 AM
Author: shivering death wish queen of the night

i think the hypo implies you must also be able to play every down in the drive.

100% of the people here are being carted off the field after one play as an LB. are you insane?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5667353&forum_id=2betting#48573381)



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Date: January 21st, 2025 10:53 AM
Author: Contagious Pink Shrine

If I tried to tackled a running back or get engaged with a lineman, then yeah probably. But that's why I say blitz every down and be a total pussy about it, sticking to the outside and just throwing your hands up if that fails.

Any of the other positions have the same risk of injury if you're trying to tackle a running back or tight end

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5667353&forum_id=2betting#48573392)



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Date: January 21st, 2025 11:00 AM
Author: shivering death wish queen of the night

you would evaporate into a fine pink mist if you were within 20 yards of the snap.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5667353&forum_id=2betting#48573404)



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Date: January 21st, 2025 12:06 PM
Author: Contagious Pink Shrine

You're assuming

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5667353&forum_id=2betting#48573642)



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Date: January 21st, 2025 10:51 PM
Author: magenta boyish kitchen

Loled uncontrollably at this ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5667353&forum_id=2betting#48576523)



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Date: January 21st, 2025 10:55 AM
Author: grizzly macaca

*bald autist XO poaster accepting the hypo then getting 3 sacks in a row and blocking a punt*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5667353&forum_id=2betting#48573396)



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Date: January 21st, 2025 11:04 AM
Author: Contagious Pink Shrine

1 sack or strip would be your best reasonable hope. But what other position gives you a better opportunity and also doesn't allow them to repeatedly exploit you for guaranteed yards?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5667353&forum_id=2betting#48573412)



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Date: January 21st, 2025 10:34 AM
Author: Spectacular startled ratface reading party

If you're on the DL a giant person is going to try to hurt you. No thanks. I'd be burned two steps into any coverage snap so I can't play DB. I think MLB is the best place to hide. I can get in the way of a few square yards of territory on pass plays. If an RB comes through the line I'd turtle and throw myself at his feet, maybe he stutter steps. Counting on the safety to tackle him. Same if an ol gets to the second level, just ball up and try to trip him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5667353&forum_id=2betting#48573350)



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Date: January 21st, 2025 2:41 PM
Author: Jet Tattoo

This, and I am large enough that in pads I am plausibly MLB sized (albeit small).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5667353&forum_id=2betting#48574193)



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Date: January 21st, 2025 10:35 AM
Author: Ivory concupiscible set trust fund

middle linebacker.

Can't cover wide receivers.

OL would rape everyone but disco fries lining up against them and blow open huge running lanes.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5667353&forum_id=2betting#48573354)



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Date: January 21st, 2025 10:38 AM
Author: hot athletic conference

playing lb is way more dangerous than dl because of full speed hits and having no idea where the ball is going. honestly id just do dback and cross my fingers and hope the ball doesnt come my way or play defensive end.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5667353&forum_id=2betting#48573362)



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Date: January 21st, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: Contagious Pink Shrine

At db you would be exposed first play, and they'd keep hammering you. At least at linebacker you have enough space to try to do your thing and avoid huge hits. But that's why I said blitz every down as lb (I know op said I can't call plays, but I think coach would agree with my strategy). If a blocker picks you up, just try to run around him or get your arms up so you're at least contributing something

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5667353&forum_id=2betting#48573369)



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Date: January 21st, 2025 10:53 PM
Author: magenta boyish kitchen

If a blocker picks you up, just try to run around him or get your arms up so you're at least contributing something

Feels like your arm would get snapped off first bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5667353&forum_id=2betting#48576531)



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Date: January 21st, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: Laughsome mad cow disease mad-dog skullcap

DL is the only one that would work. line up over center and hit the deck as soon as the ball is snapped. hopefully the rest of the def can hold them with 10 guys.

DB you would give up a TD on the first play. Same with LB and/or you would end up in a wheelchair.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5667353&forum_id=2betting#48573374)



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Date: January 21st, 2025 10:48 AM
Author: Contagious Pink Shrine

Nah. As soon as the offense sees the nose tackle lying down every play, the center can double team another lineman and they'd get 4+ yards a carry

With LB you can also hope the rest of the defense picks u up, but have a non negligible chance of actually contributing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5667353&forum_id=2betting#48573383)



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Date: January 21st, 2025 10:47 AM
Author: burgundy theater legal warrant

Edge rusher. Tackle would still have to block me; they would basically be playing 10-on-10

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5667353&forum_id=2betting#48573382)



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Date: January 21st, 2025 10:51 AM
Author: Mahogany tanning salon

Just run really far to right/left and cut back with a swim move. MLB as spy so QB can’t run through the gap and bam $$$.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5667353&forum_id=2betting#48573386)



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Date: January 21st, 2025 10:54 AM
Author: shivering death wish queen of the night

lmao. no they wouldn't. first of all, you're not fast enough to get to the QB. and if you were, you wouldn't be able to do anything.

remember when the jocks played keep away with your calculator? it would be like that times a million.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5667353&forum_id=2betting#48573393)



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Date: January 21st, 2025 12:08 PM
Author: aromatic sable den yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5667353&forum_id=2betting#48573650)



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Date: January 21st, 2025 10:49 AM
Author: Excitant deer antler son of senegal

do i only get the one million dollars or if i end up getting offered a contract can i keep that money too?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5667353&forum_id=2betting#48573384)



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Date: January 21st, 2025 11:00 AM
Author: aromatic sable den yarmulke

no, the hypo ends after the drive, back to your shitty wagecuck life plus or minus a million

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5667353&forum_id=2betting#48573403)



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Date: January 21st, 2025 11:03 AM
Author: Excitant deer antler son of senegal

say it’s the super bowl and i break a huge, game-changing play; can i at least still get a gatorade deal or something? seems like i’m kind of getting screwed here if not.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5667353&forum_id=2betting#48573407)



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Date: January 21st, 2025 11:06 AM
Author: aromatic sable den yarmulke

no means no.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5667353&forum_id=2betting#48573422)



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Date: January 21st, 2025 11:58 AM
Author: Excitant deer antler son of senegal

will probably just take my talents to the combine in that case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5667353&forum_id=2betting#48573618)



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Date: January 21st, 2025 10:51 AM
Author: Mahogany tanning salon

Do we get to choose the drive? Ball hawking free safety on a two minute drill just call a pick six and $$$.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5667353&forum_id=2betting#48573388)



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Date: January 21st, 2025 11:07 AM
Author: aromatic sable den yarmulke

let's assume the offense is starting at the 25

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5667353&forum_id=2betting#48573425)



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Date: January 21st, 2025 11:58 AM
Author: irradiated boistinker chad

lmao fuck no I do not take this bet. My life and health are far more valuable

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5667353&forum_id=2betting#48573616)



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Date: February 18th, 2026 10:35 AM
Author: No Paye No Gain

(They aren’t)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5667353&forum_id=2betting#49677609)



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Date: January 21st, 2025 12:24 PM
Author: Wine hell

im playing shutdown corner across their WR1 and getting a pick 6, hth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5667353&forum_id=2betting#48573697)



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Date: January 21st, 2025 12:33 PM
Author: flesh trip public bath fat ankles

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5667353&forum_id=2betting#48573736)



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Date: January 21st, 2025 12:34 PM
Author: aromatic sable den yarmulke

Someone breathed in Mahomes direction and he got an RTP call, your pick is called back. Sorry bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5667353&forum_id=2betting#48573746)



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Date: January 21st, 2025 12:32 PM
Author: flesh trip public bath fat ankles

“I really liked it here.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5667353&forum_id=2betting#48573729)



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Date: January 21st, 2025 1:37 PM
Author: talented background story library

I probably get 2-3 sacks playing tackle, I played against a nfl pro bowl qb in HS and held my own so no problem but i'd be sore afterwards. Team would likely try to sign me on a long term deal

My little brother, whoi was better than, played against ndumagkong suh in college & dominated him, and my dads brother was a ncaa all american 1st team so we have elite football genes, built different,

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5667353&forum_id=2betting#48573978)



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Date: January 21st, 2025 2:36 PM
Author: impertinent headpube

LJL every NFL team can easily score on a 10 man field on the other side, and that’s what this would be. Nobody on XO would be even slightly relevant on an NFL field.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5667353&forum_id=2betting#48574183)



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Date: January 21st, 2025 2:44 PM
Author: Jet Tattoo

You take your chances that someone else gets a pick or a fumble or something. If you are plausibly football sized you aren’t doing anything to help, but you can take up space.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5667353&forum_id=2betting#48574204)



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Date: January 21st, 2025 3:01 PM
Author: shivering death wish queen of the night

the biggest question here is whether "not having advance knowledge" they're going to be subbing in a balding xo lolyer is whether they know a balding xo lolyer is on the roster at all. i assume that i'm an unknown but have a plausible nfl pedigree. i'm football sized and reasonably athletic so i could probably pretend to be a safety and pray they don't complete a big pass.

any other position and you'll be exposed as a fraud on the first play and they will adjust accordingly. a football sized person in ok shape might be able to pretend to be a safety and hope they go 3 and out or fumble.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5667353&forum_id=2betting#48574298)



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Date: January 21st, 2025 2:46 PM
Author: grizzly macaca

Speak for yourself obeezy, you gookjew midget

I get that we let two inch penis gayboi libtard ethnicels poast here because you’re fun to bully, but this has always been a forum for coke snorting tree trunk necked litigators built like NFL running backs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5667353&forum_id=2betting#48574213)



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Date: January 21st, 2025 2:47 PM
Author: impertinent headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5667353&forum_id=2betting#48574222)



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Date: January 21st, 2025 3:27 PM
Author: talented background story library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5667353&forum_id=2betting#48574413)



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Date: January 21st, 2025 11:07 PM
Author: magenta boyish kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5667353&forum_id=2betting#48576568)



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Date: January 21st, 2025 2:47 PM
Author: shivering death wish queen of the night

it would be the same as a 10 man field. so just throw a balding lolyer in as safety and blitz. offenses frequently go 3 and out without completing a pass. or a fumble could be forced. of course the defense would be at a huge disadvantage, but it's not a guarantee that an offense would score 100% of the time against a 10 man defense.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5667353&forum_id=2betting#48574218)



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Date: January 21st, 2025 2:49 PM
Author: vengeful persian step-uncle's house

No way. Only chance would be playing CB covering WR1, which would force the team to use double coverage and maybe get lucky with me as a non-factor. But even the worst offense should be able to capitalize on the situation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5667353&forum_id=2betting#48574234)



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Date: January 21st, 2025 3:03 PM
Author: shivering death wish queen of the night

CB is perhaps the worst position. they'll notice you're slow af on the first play. at least as an LB or safety you might by able to move around pretending to be in zone coverage and just hope they never toss the ball your way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5667353&forum_id=2betting#48574312)



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Date: January 21st, 2025 3:08 PM
Author: stimulating geriatric space alpha

Sure, I'll be CB. Receiver gets 20 yards on me after a few seconds, wide open catch, and walks to the endzone. That's a drive. Where is my million.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5667353&forum_id=2betting#48574329)



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Date: January 21st, 2025 3:11 PM
Author: shivering death wish queen of the night

"why didn't he just ask the train to stop FOR THE PRESIDENT" level of reading comprehension.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5667353&forum_id=2betting#48574340)



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Date: January 21st, 2025 3:53 PM
Author: stimulating geriatric space alpha

I read thread titles for hypos and accept or reject on that basis. Not a fan of all the small print.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5667353&forum_id=2betting#48574540)



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Date: January 21st, 2025 3:26 PM
Author: Underhanded Charismatic Main People Dysfunction

I would play defensive end. If they were smart they would run it at me and destroy me. But if they pass they still need to put a blocker on me so I don't hit the QB while I am untouched. From there, I put my faith in God.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5667353&forum_id=2betting#48574406)



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Date: January 21st, 2025 3:28 PM
Author: Contagious Pink Shrine

Height? Weight? Cock size?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5667353&forum_id=2betting#48574424)



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Date: January 21st, 2025 3:30 PM
Author: Underhanded Charismatic Main People Dysfunction

5'11" 220 lbs 6"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5667353&forum_id=2betting#48574431)



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Date: January 21st, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: Contagious Pink Shrine

You'd get pancaked on the first play, but even before that they'd see the size mismatch and run every play at you. Congrats on the slightly above average cock size tho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5667353&forum_id=2betting#48574490)



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Date: January 21st, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: shivering death wish queen of the night

candy ride is a twink and if he inflated his height and weight this much his cock must be like 3"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5667353&forum_id=2betting#48574514)



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Date: January 21st, 2025 3:32 PM
Author: shivering death wish queen of the night

even if it was flag football and you touching the qb meant something, there is 0 chance you are getting your hands on QB

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5667353&forum_id=2betting#48574440)



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Date: January 21st, 2025 4:23 PM
Author: Underhanded Charismatic Main People Dysfunction

I played a little ball in high school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5667353&forum_id=2betting#48574734)



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Date: January 21st, 2025 3:30 PM
Author: Beady-eyed stubborn skinny woman keepsake machete

The WR3s and WR4s in the NFL are nothing special. I'd line up across their worst receiver and we'd force them to beat the zone. A safety would hedge on that side and likely stop that fucker, I'd say there's 40% chance that drive would end scoreless.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5667353&forum_id=2betting#48574432)



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Date: January 21st, 2025 3:48 PM
Author: Contagious Pink Shrine

Couldn't they just run screen plays to RBs or TEs and plow the shit out of you on every play?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5667353&forum_id=2betting#48574511)



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Date: January 21st, 2025 4:27 PM
Author: Beady-eyed stubborn skinny woman keepsake machete

maybe once, if that, our defense would obviously be anticipating that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5667353&forum_id=2betting#48574763)



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Date: January 21st, 2025 3:31 PM
Author: soggy salmon native partner

I'd play edge rusher. I think it would be fun to get sacks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5667353&forum_id=2betting#48574436)



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Date: January 21st, 2025 3:47 PM
Author: Odious church

I'd play free safety and just run around trying to avoid getting hit. If I'm position to maybe trip someone I'll take the wrong angle and miss by a mile.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5667353&forum_id=2betting#48574504)



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Date: January 21st, 2025 3:56 PM
Author: stimulating geriatric space alpha

I wish I could pay to watch xo posters accept this hypo. It would be the hardest I'd ever laugh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5667353&forum_id=2betting#48574554)



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Date: January 21st, 2025 4:13 PM
Author: irradiated boistinker chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5667353&forum_id=2betting#48574657)



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Date: January 21st, 2025 5:07 PM
Author: soggy salmon native partner

Laughing because of all the roughing the passer penalties I would get called on me?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5667353&forum_id=2betting#48574968)



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Date: January 21st, 2025 11:07 PM
Author: magenta boyish kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5667353&forum_id=2betting#48576572)



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Date: April 10th, 2025 6:30 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5667353&forum_id=2betting#48835608)



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Date: January 21st, 2025 4:28 PM
Author: Floppy Sex Offender

I would take it if i could replace a weak defensive end or middle linebacker on a team with an otherwise strong defense. If I was put in as a safety or cornerback we’d be toast in a single play.

Do we get a week or two of practice time to learn schemes?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5667353&forum_id=2betting#48574769)



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Date: January 21st, 2025 4:35 PM
Author: motley effete school cafeteria

I would play a whole quarter as long as my team doesn't have to actually win.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5667353&forum_id=2betting#48574801)



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Date: January 21st, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: Contagious Pink Shrine

Can I pull a Last Boy Scout and shoot a guy on the field? That would probably end the game

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5667353&forum_id=2betting#48575308)



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Date: January 21st, 2025 9:51 PM
Author: Jet Tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5667353&forum_id=2betting#48576314)



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Date: January 22nd, 2025 8:52 AM
Author: electric lay

The coach knows I'm on the team? Hell yeah, just put me somewhere in the middle of the O-line and I can survive getting ground up. Let all the good players handle it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5667353&forum_id=2betting#48577213)



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Date: January 22nd, 2025 9:04 AM
Author: aromatic sable den yarmulke

You just died of commotio cordis and the game is called off. Technically the offense didnt score on the drive, so you win the hypo, but you are dead. Your wife finds comfort in the million dollars and the media attention.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5667353&forum_id=2betting#48577246)



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Date: January 22nd, 2025 9:07 AM
Author: Contagious Pink Shrine

What kind of plays do you think they're gonna dial up when they notice a twink lined up over center?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5667353&forum_id=2betting#48577257)



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Date: January 22nd, 2025 9:09 AM
Author: electric lay

Probably some runs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5667353&forum_id=2betting#48577262)



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Date: April 10th, 2025 6:04 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Potus

so glad you guys are all working on this instead of practicing the drum part in everlong

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5667353&forum_id=2betting#48835527)



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Date: April 10th, 2025 6:12 PM
Author: flesh trip public bath fat ankles

!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5667353&forum_id=2betting#48835547)



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Date: April 10th, 2025 6:30 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5667353&forum_id=2betting#48835609)



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Date: February 18th, 2026 10:32 AM
Author: Jobs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5667353&forum_id=2betting#49677601)



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Date: April 10th, 2025 6:37 PM
Author: dull thriller indirect expression stag film

how is no one saying you play safety in a prevent defense and hang back deep, yes if the wr's burn the rest of your defense you will get smoked and look stupid as the last man but in all other situations you just don't matter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5667353&forum_id=2betting#48835644)



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Date: April 10th, 2025 7:07 PM
Author: aromatic sable den yarmulke

Did you play a little ball, my man?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5667353&forum_id=2betting#48835756)



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Date: April 10th, 2025 7:31 PM
Author: dull thriller indirect expression stag film

that is not my point, my point is that on most plays that position just disappears, your job is help over the top and failing to do that still leaves nfl caliber players to cover everything

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5667353&forum_id=2betting#48835830)