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Micah Parsons to the Packers for two firsts

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Lemon Tattoo Pozpig
  08/28/25
lol @ the cowboys
bull headed foreskin garrison
  08/28/25
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Lemon Tattoo Pozpig
  08/28/25
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Wonderful location
  08/28/25
that's it?
rose step-uncle's house preventive strike
  08/28/25
pack is paying him $47 million per year
Lemon Tattoo Pozpig
  08/28/25
and Kenny Clark... good player but he'll be 30 in a few mont...
mustard quadroon point
  08/28/25
1 sack doesnt sound good
rose step-uncle's house preventive strike
  08/28/25
Micah Parsons has 1 career playoff sack.
primrose soul-stirring theatre
  08/29/25
1/4 = 1/17 (xo 2025
laughsome grizzly address
  08/29/25
Kenny Clark has 5 sacks in 11 postseason games played. Parso...
primrose soul-stirring theatre
  08/29/25
Parsons ate up 2 sacks v. Eagles, 2 @ Commanders, etc. last ...
laughsome grizzly address
  08/29/25
I like the Packers. This was a retarded move.
primrose soul-stirring theatre
  08/29/25
Where are we on this.
laughsome grizzly address
  09/12/25
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laughsome grizzly address
  10/28/25
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laughsome grizzly address
  11/27/25
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lfo
  12/11/25
Haha wow
bat-shit-crazy azure stain
  08/28/25
Happy?
spectacular rambunctious psychic
  08/28/25
I don't know. This is fairly unlike our front office and its...
bat-shit-crazy azure stain
  08/28/25
Good move by the Boys.
primrose soul-stirring theatre
  08/28/25
lol why keep your best player when you could trade him for ...
Wonderful location
  08/28/25
He costs more than he is worth.
primrose soul-stirring theatre
  08/28/25
what’s jerry gonna do with the savings bro their D su...
Wonderful location
  08/28/25
three fifths, ackshually
Amethyst awkward mother
  08/28/25
It feels like a loss for Dallas but it does make some sense....
mahogany irradiated striped hyena
  08/28/25
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crusty home gay wizard
  08/29/25
Jerry caused all of those problems. This trade is just anoth...
deep demanding liquid oxygen mental disorder
  08/29/25
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wine degenerate dilemma
  09/01/25
Jerry press conference constantly calling him "Michael&...
Glassy philosopher-king
  08/28/25
im with xo jerry on this.
Arousing base
  08/29/25
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crusty home gay wizard
  08/29/25
Its interesting because: 1. The argument for the Packers...
Sticky frozen half-breed
  08/29/25
two first round picks in the nfl isnt a joke. espn is just t...
Arousing base
  08/29/25
The salary cap is complete Enron accounting. Whatever a &quo...
laughsome grizzly address
  08/29/25
LJL Cowboys. What a clown franchise. Great move for the Pack...
gay dog poop range
  08/29/25
So the Packers traded 2 1st round picks for one year of a on...
primrose soul-stirring theatre
  08/29/25
"The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per...
bat-shit-crazy azure stain
  08/29/25
The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per play ...
Glassy philosopher-king
  08/29/25
, he lisped.
primrose soul-stirring theatre
  08/29/25
lol some cunt from district 3. better to get his ass off the...
beady-eyed amber rehab
  08/29/25
Knew about this three days ago but no one responded https:...
Lake concupiscible really tough guy
  08/29/25
I responded in under one hour
bat-shit-crazy azure stain
  08/29/25
this is so fucking stupid worse than luka
Wonderful location
  08/29/25
Micah's back is shot lol. https://x.com/AdamSchefter/stat...
primrose soul-stirring theatre
  09/01/25
xo jerry wins again
Arousing base
  09/01/25
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primrose soul-stirring theatre
  09/01/25
the idea of being an nfl player with anything resembling bac...
Arousing base
  09/01/25
It's not absurd at all. These guys always have aches and pai...
primrose soul-stirring theatre
  09/01/25
Lolololol
spectacular rambunctious psychic
  09/01/25
Obviously not ideal Packers had to have known about this...
bat-shit-crazy azure stain
  09/01/25
?
laughsome grizzly address
  09/12/25
?
laughsome grizzly address
  11/27/25
?
lfo
  12/11/25
Will be 180 when Parsons suffers a catastrophic injury early...
Chestnut hairraiser shitlib sanctuary
  09/01/25
Fuck you
bat-shit-crazy azure stain
  09/01/25
I was the guy saying the Packers should've have done this an...
primrose soul-stirring theatre
  09/12/25
"shouldn't've" you mean?
laughsome grizzly address
  09/12/25
Yes
primrose soul-stirring theatre
  09/12/25
ty for your honesty
laughsome grizzly address
  09/12/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrWs3ufsn-A
laughsome grizzly address
  09/12/25
parsons won that game for them yesterday he was everywhere
Lemon Tattoo Pozpig
  09/12/25


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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: Lemon Tattoo Pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2betting#49219929)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: bull headed foreskin garrison

lol @ the cowboys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2betting#49219931)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:17 PM
Author: Lemon Tattoo Pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2betting#49219934)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:10 PM
Author: Wonderful location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2betting#49220268)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: rose step-uncle's house preventive strike

that's it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2betting#49219933)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:17 PM
Author: Lemon Tattoo Pozpig

pack is paying him $47 million per year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2betting#49219935)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:35 PM
Author: mustard quadroon point

and Kenny Clark... good player but he'll be 30 in a few months and he's in decline (only one sack last year).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2betting#49219964)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:40 PM
Author: rose step-uncle's house preventive strike

1 sack doesnt sound good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2betting#49219972)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:56 AM
Author: primrose soul-stirring theatre

Micah Parsons has 1 career playoff sack.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2betting#49221767)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:00 PM
Author: laughsome grizzly address

1/4 = 1/17 (xo 2025

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2betting#49221776)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: primrose soul-stirring theatre

Kenny Clark has 5 sacks in 11 postseason games played. Parsons just stat pads against shitty teams in the recent Cowboy MO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2betting#49221849)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:30 PM
Author: laughsome grizzly address

Parsons ate up 2 sacks v. Eagles, 2 @ Commanders, etc. last season okay pumo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2betting#49221854)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 1:07 PM
Author: primrose soul-stirring theatre

I like the Packers. This was a retarded move.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2betting#49221953)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:22 AM
Author: laughsome grizzly address

Where are we on this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2betting#49259308)



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Date: October 28th, 2025 8:09 AM
Author: laughsome grizzly address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2betting#49381541)



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Date: November 27th, 2025 9:52 PM
Author: laughsome grizzly address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2betting#49466781)



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Date: December 11th, 2025 9:01 PM
Author: lfo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2betting#49503325)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:20 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy azure stain

Haha wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2betting#49219940)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:26 PM
Author: spectacular rambunctious psychic

Happy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2betting#49219948)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:48 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy azure stain

I don't know. This is fairly unlike our front office and its an enormous amount of capital.

Worth it if we win a SB while he's around.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2betting#49219981)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:12 PM
Author: primrose soul-stirring theatre

Good move by the Boys.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2betting#49220276)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:18 PM
Author: Wonderful location

lol

why keep your best player when you could trade him for two crapshoot chances at another decent player later

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2betting#49220292)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:23 PM
Author: primrose soul-stirring theatre

He costs more than he is worth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2betting#49220305)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:26 PM
Author: Wonderful location

what’s jerry gonna do with the savings bro

their D sucks and just lost its best player. what’s the plan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2betting#49220311)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:26 PM
Author: Amethyst awkward mother

three fifths, ackshually

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2betting#49220313)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:46 PM
Author: mahogany irradiated striped hyena

It feels like a loss for Dallas but it does make some sense. They weren't projected to compete this year (over/under at 8 wins) and committing $45m to Parsons probably would have trapped them in mediocrity for the next few seasons.

The Packers picks will probably be in the low 20's, and two of those may not feel like a great return for a guy as talented as Parsons, but combined with Dallas' own picks, it helps them reset a bit.

The Cowboys have $31m in dead money this year plus at least $16m in dead money for next year. Factor in the massive signing bonus to Dak Prescott and CeeDee Lamb, with Prescott on the wrong side of 30, and this may have felt like a poison pill move. Because giving Parsons the deal he got with Green Bay would have put them in cap hell for a good 5 years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2betting#49220382)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:20 AM
Author: crusty home gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2betting#49220854)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 8:50 AM
Author: deep demanding liquid oxygen mental disorder

Jerry caused all of those problems. This trade is just another episode in a slow moving train wreck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2betting#49221253)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 4:31 PM
Author: wine degenerate dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2betting#49228871)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:49 PM
Author: Glassy philosopher-king

Jerry press conference constantly calling him "Michael" is hilarious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2betting#49220386)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:02 AM
Author: Arousing base

im with xo jerry on this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2betting#49220829)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:38 AM
Author: crusty home gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2betting#49220876)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:10 AM
Author: Sticky frozen half-breed

Its interesting because:

1. The argument for the Packers is that he's a truly elite player, and they don't have too many of those, so you just have to pay them.

2. Argument for Dallas is on a salary cap team, can you really afford to pay him 20% more than the largest defensive contract ever plus give up 2 first round picks and a good player? Is he really that good.

I think the trade is probably a win for the Packers because it seems like the NFL salary cap is sort of made up and doesn't matter...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2betting#49220839)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:25 AM
Author: Arousing base

two first round picks in the nfl isnt a joke. espn is just trying to bash jerry jones.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2betting#49220859)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 8:50 AM
Author: laughsome grizzly address

The salary cap is complete Enron accounting. Whatever a "four year deal" is really only affects you Year One, because everything in the future is massively inflated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2betting#49221251)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 8:46 AM
Author: gay dog poop range

LJL Cowboys. What a clown franchise. Great move for the Pack, but they’re still the gayest franchise in sports. Literally tried to ban a play because they couldn’t stop it. This just makes them less gay on D but they won’t escape their cowardly ways.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2betting#49221238)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:55 AM
Author: primrose soul-stirring theatre

So the Packers traded 2 1st round picks for one year of a one dimensional pass rusher?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2betting#49221432)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:45 AM
Author: bat-shit-crazy azure stain

"The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per play when Parsons is on the field is the best in the NFL since 2021. When off the field in that same span, Dallas has the league's worst EPA per play, per CBS Sports Research."

https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/when-will-micah-parsons-contract-saga-with-cowboys-end-clock-is-ticking-if-all-pro-is-to-play-vs-eagles/

I don't think I care how "one dimensional" he is if he has that big an impact

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2betting#49221732)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:48 AM
Author: Glassy philosopher-king

The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per play when Parsons is on the field is the best in the NFL since 2021. When off the field in that same span, Dallas has the league's worst EPA per play, per CBS Sports Research.

https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/cowboys-jerry-jones-prioritizes-ego-by-trading-generational-talent-micah-parsons-to-packers/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2betting#49221745)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:01 PM
Author: primrose soul-stirring theatre

, he lisped.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2betting#49223039)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:48 PM
Author: beady-eyed amber rehab

lol some cunt from district 3. better to get his ass off the payroll.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2betting#49221917)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 5:10 PM
Author: Lake concupiscible really tough guy

Knew about this three days ago but no one responded

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5766225&mc=3&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2betting#49222517)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 6:42 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy azure stain

I responded in under one hour

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2betting#49222736)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:05 PM
Author: Wonderful location

this is so fucking stupid worse than luka

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2betting#49223051)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:13 PM
Author: primrose soul-stirring theatre

Micah's back is shot lol.

https://x.com/AdamSchefter/status/1962579612266799331?t=scFtynoii1OPgyPPMW1ZVQ&s=19

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2betting#49228685)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:15 PM
Author: Arousing base

xo jerry wins again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2betting#49228692)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:16 PM
Author: primrose soul-stirring theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2betting#49228696)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:21 PM
Author: Arousing base

the idea of being an nfl player with anything resembling back pain is absurd. matt stafford is gonna get benched and xo jimmy g is gonna have to take over this season.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2betting#49228706)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: primrose soul-stirring theatre

It's not absurd at all. These guys always have aches and pains as apart of beating the shit out of each other for a living. I used to have back pain when I played contact sports and it totally went away after I moved on to lawyering full time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2betting#49229109)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 4:15 PM
Author: spectacular rambunctious psychic

Lolololol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2betting#49228851)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 4:53 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy azure stain

Obviously not ideal

Packers had to have known about this though, there are physicals involved in trades and I'm pretty sure undisclosed issues are grounds to invalidate a trade

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2betting#49228922)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:22 AM
Author: laughsome grizzly address

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2betting#49259310)



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Date: November 27th, 2025 9:52 PM
Author: laughsome grizzly address

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2betting#49466782)



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Date: December 11th, 2025 9:01 PM
Author: lfo

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2betting#49503326)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:34 PM
Author: Chestnut hairraiser shitlib sanctuary

Will be 180 when Parsons suffers a catastrophic injury early in the season and packers traded 2 firsts for a crippling financial loss.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2betting#49228735)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 6:04 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy azure stain

Fuck you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2betting#49229153)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:31 AM
Author: primrose soul-stirring theatre

I was the guy saying the Packers should've have done this and I am wrong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2betting#49259344)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:55 AM
Author: laughsome grizzly address

"shouldn't've" you mean?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2betting#49259448)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 10:59 AM
Author: primrose soul-stirring theatre

Yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2betting#49259689)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 11:28 AM
Author: laughsome grizzly address

ty for your honesty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2betting#49259833)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 10:35 AM
Author: laughsome grizzly address

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrWs3ufsn-A

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2betting#49259608)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 11:29 AM
Author: Lemon Tattoo Pozpig

parsons won that game for them yesterday he was everywhere

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2betting#49259839)