In exchange, your phone will forever have the Me So Horny song on max volume (the ringtone starts exactly when they say “me so horny”).

This applies to every phone that is “yours.” Desk phone, work cell phone, personal cell, Apple watch, etc.

You are forbidden from changing any of your current phone practices. For instance, if your practice is to bring a phone to the movies or to church or to court, you must continue. If you fight the letter or spirit of the hypo, 3 cartel members flay you and your family.

Attempts to silence or lower the volume on your phones have no effect; they are always max volume. However, you may send the call to voicemail.

If questioned on you ringtone, you’re forbidden from discussing the arrangement.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838078&forum_id=2betting#49692687)