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Closing argument time this morning. Inshallah I’ll channel my inner EPAH

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ruddy private investor multi-billionaire
  04/29/26
3-5 current posters max has ever done a jury trial
Mind-boggling big-titted shrine pozpig
  04/29/26
You guys do trials in SaAs Law, Ricky?
ruddy private investor multi-billionaire
  04/29/26
Not Ricky, jewish darkness tp
Mind-boggling big-titted shrine pozpig
  05/01/26
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impressive area mental disorder
  05/01/26
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Comical yellow sound barrier famous landscape painting
  04/29/26
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ruddy private investor multi-billionaire
  04/29/26
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impressive area mental disorder
  05/01/26
the elegant lisp, the sassy hand motions, all of it.
Bearded box office internal respiration
  04/29/26
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Spectacular hospital
  04/29/26
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impressive area mental disorder
  05/01/26
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Green range water buffalo
  04/30/26
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aggressive magenta rigpig parlor
  05/01/26
you forgot the WOC paralegal
aggressive magenta rigpig parlor
  05/01/26
Flocks of stylish WoCs in business casual attire tp
impressive area mental disorder
  05/01/26
https://imgur.com/a/does-she-know-xw1Aoz0 :-((( I'd be b...
Spectacular hospital
  05/02/26
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impressive area mental disorder
  05/02/26
Just got the not guilty verdict. Pretty chill.
ruddy private investor multi-billionaire
  04/29/26
Did you hit the jury with dat "i'm gay" during clo...
Bearded box office internal respiration
  04/29/26
Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, in conclusion, I love men
ruddy private investor multi-billionaire
  04/29/26
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impressive area mental disorder
  04/29/26
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Canary Milk Gunner
  04/29/26
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Glassy Aromatic Set
  04/29/26
180!
Spectacular hospital
  04/29/26
hell yeah
Comical yellow sound barrier famous landscape painting
  04/29/26
Attorney watching my closing said I TROUNCED the DA. It was ...
ruddy private investor multi-billionaire
  04/30/26
What happened to the pallets?
maize irradiated rehab headpube
  04/30/26
He dropped a few and they were scattered all over the street...
ruddy private investor multi-billionaire
  04/30/26
What a retard. Were you saying ur client wasn’t that g...
Anal Jew Candlestick Maker
  05/01/26
To be precise, We got the theft charge dropped at the prelim...
ruddy private investor multi-billionaire
  05/01/26
How many people are out on the streets at 4 am in ski masks ...
Anal Jew Candlestick Maker
  05/01/26
To be fair, this was in the winter, when temp was in the 30s...
ruddy private investor multi-billionaire
  05/01/26
Post your closing argument text
Stirring milky pit
  05/01/26
Don’t have one. I wrote out some bullet points that co...
ruddy private investor multi-billionaire
  05/01/26
I initially read this as “prancing around the house&rd...
Anal Jew Candlestick Maker
  05/01/26
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impressive area mental disorder
  05/01/26
How do you describe reasonable doubt for the retarded proles...
Stirring milky pit
  05/02/26
I wonder what % of white people own a ski mask vs % of nigge...
Anal Jew Candlestick Maker
  05/01/26
The most prestigious per capita ski mask ownership discussio...
impressive area mental disorder
  05/01/26
180
Canary Milk Gunner
  05/01/26
180. I love forklift cases
Comical yellow sound barrier famous landscape painting
  05/01/26
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Carnelian kitty cat tanning salon
  04/30/26
How much do you get paid now? Can I hire you?
Walnut generalized bond scourge upon the earth
  04/30/26
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Walnut generalized bond scourge upon the earth
  05/01/26
just don't channel your outer EPAH. no one thinks of Kermit ...
Stimulating house-broken coffee pot nibblets
  05/01/26
My throat has been hurting and I suspect it’s from all...
ruddy private investor multi-billionaire
  05/01/26
Do you ever think you'll go private?
Anal Jew Candlestick Maker
  05/01/26
Yeah, I may do it eventually but I just hate the idea of bei...
ruddy private investor multi-billionaire
  05/01/26
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impressive area mental disorder
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Anal Jew Candlestick Maker
  05/01/26
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impressive area mental disorder
  05/01/26
Yea plus youre dumb and lazy and would fail miserably
Ultramarine skinny woman hell
  05/01/26
Shalom.
impressive area mental disorder
  05/01/26
congrats!
aggressive magenta rigpig parlor
  05/01/26
Ginger tea with honey!
Canary Milk Gunner
  05/01/26
180
impressive area mental disorder
  05/01/26
Looking forward to this, ty
ruddy private investor multi-billionaire
  05/01/26
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impressive area mental disorder
  05/01/26
Not sure how sterilizing your kid is gonna help w the trial
Ultramarine skinny woman hell
  05/01/26
Okay, I lol’d
impressive area mental disorder
  05/01/26
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Spectacular hospital
  05/02/26


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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:19 PM
Author: ruddy private investor multi-billionaire



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:20 PM
Author: Mind-boggling big-titted shrine pozpig

3-5 current posters max has ever done a jury trial

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2betting#49851229)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:23 PM
Author: ruddy private investor multi-billionaire

You guys do trials in SaAs Law, Ricky?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2betting#49851237)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 4:10 PM
Author: Mind-boggling big-titted shrine pozpig

Not Ricky, jewish darkness tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2betting#49857429)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 7:35 PM
Author: impressive area mental disorder



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:32 PM
Author: Comical yellow sound barrier famous landscape painting



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:38 PM
Author: ruddy private investor multi-billionaire



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:13 PM
Author: impressive area mental disorder



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:32 PM
Author: Bearded box office internal respiration

the elegant lisp, the sassy hand motions, all of it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2betting#49851271)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 6:07 PM
Author: Spectacular hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2betting#49852359)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 7:36 PM
Author: impressive area mental disorder



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Date: April 30th, 2026 2:07 PM
Author: Green range water buffalo



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:02 PM
Author: aggressive magenta rigpig parlor



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:03 PM
Author: aggressive magenta rigpig parlor

you forgot the WOC paralegal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2betting#49858148)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:06 PM
Author: impressive area mental disorder

Flocks of stylish WoCs in business casual attire tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2betting#49858159)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 5:41 PM
Author: Spectacular hospital

https://imgur.com/a/does-she-know-xw1Aoz0

:-((( I'd be better off in a pine box, on a slow train back to Georgia than recalling that heady week.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2betting#49860142)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 5:48 PM
Author: impressive area mental disorder



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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:27 PM
Author: ruddy private investor multi-billionaire

Just got the not guilty verdict. Pretty chill.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2betting#49852210)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:30 PM
Author: Bearded box office internal respiration

Did you hit the jury with dat "i'm gay" during closing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2betting#49852219)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:51 PM
Author: ruddy private investor multi-billionaire

Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, in conclusion, I love men

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2betting#49852289)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:51 PM
Author: impressive area mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2betting#49852293)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:53 PM
Author: Canary Milk Gunner



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Date: April 29th, 2026 7:20 PM
Author: Glassy Aromatic Set



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Date: April 29th, 2026 6:06 PM
Author: Spectacular hospital

180!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2betting#49852357)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 10:27 PM
Author: Comical yellow sound barrier famous landscape painting

hell yeah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2betting#49852981)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 1:06 PM
Author: ruddy private investor multi-billionaire

Attorney watching my closing said I TROUNCED the DA. It was a felony theft and vandalism where someone was seen on video driving a forklift through a fence into a business and taking pallets with the forklift lol. The video showed a guy with an orange vest, a ski mask and dark clothing. My client was found about an hour later 0.5 miles away on his escooter at 4 am wearing clothes matching that description.

There was also a security guard who ID’d my client as the guy. One issue was that the security guard got on the stand and didn’t really remember IDing my client and said he was far away and it was hard to see much

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2betting#49854517)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 2:11 PM
Author: maize irradiated rehab headpube

What happened to the pallets?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2betting#49854603)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 2:22 PM
Author: ruddy private investor multi-billionaire

He dropped a few and they were scattered all over the street, then he tried to get another load on the forklift and just Left them on the side of the road lol. So he wasn’t successful in stealing them and there was no getaway vehicle/car to load the pallets onto caught on video

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2betting#49854623)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 11:50 AM
Author: Anal Jew Candlestick Maker

What a retard. Were you saying ur client wasn’t that guy or it didn’t meet the elements of theft? Why didn’t DA bring criminal mischief charge

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2betting#49856810)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 12:05 PM
Author: ruddy private investor multi-billionaire

To be precise, We got the theft charge dropped at the preliminary hearing (probable cause hearing) by the judge. So this trial was just for felony vandalism. My argument was that they got the wrong guy.

Additional facts in my favor :

my client was actually the second guy they stopped. The first guy was also wearing a ski mask and dark clothing but he had a yellow jacket. It was clearly different than the orange vest that could be seen in the video surveilllance , so they let the guy go. (He told officers he was going to work). I argued that had the police investigated a bit more they might have found a third or fourth guy wearing a similar working class uniform with a ski mask and orange vest because this was an industrial area, and maybe whoever committed this crime was wearing something that he knew would be inconspicuous

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2betting#49856848)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 12:37 PM
Author: Anal Jew Candlestick Maker

How many people are out on the streets at 4 am in ski masks in Visalia, wtf is going on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2betting#49856911)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:00 PM
Author: ruddy private investor multi-billionaire

To be fair, this was in the winter, when temp was in the 30s or early 40s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2betting#49856950)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:41 PM
Author: Stirring milky pit

Post your closing argument text

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2betting#49857030)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 2:05 PM
Author: ruddy private investor multi-billionaire

Don’t have one. I wrote out some bullet points that cover the reasonable doubts that I wanted to address and then I freestyled it from there my man. I always practice out loud a lot in the car and pacing around the house though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2betting#49857095)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 3:02 PM
Author: Anal Jew Candlestick Maker

I initially read this as “prancing around the house”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2betting#49857244)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:13 PM
Author: impressive area mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2betting#49858175)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 3:15 PM
Author: Stirring milky pit

How do you describe reasonable doubt for the retarded proles

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2betting#49859824)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:58 PM
Author: Anal Jew Candlestick Maker

I wonder what % of white people own a ski mask vs % of niggers that own one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2betting#49857084)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:14 PM
Author: impressive area mental disorder

The most prestigious per capita ski mask ownership discussion board in the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2betting#49858176)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:02 PM
Author: Canary Milk Gunner

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2betting#49856953)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 4:56 PM
Author: Comical yellow sound barrier famous landscape painting

180. I love forklift cases

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2betting#49857530)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 2:11 PM
Author: Carnelian kitty cat tanning salon



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Date: April 30th, 2026 1:08 PM
Author: Walnut generalized bond scourge upon the earth

How much do you get paid now? Can I hire you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2betting#49854522)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 11:43 AM
Author: Walnut generalized bond scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2betting#49856799)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 12:40 PM
Author: Stimulating house-broken coffee pot nibblets

just don't channel your outer EPAH. no one thinks of Kermit The Frog and sees a top tier lawyer.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2betting#49856919)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 4:20 PM
Author: ruddy private investor multi-billionaire

My throat has been hurting and I suspect it’s from all the talking in court and stress of trial. not to say that this was a really high pressure trial, but im usually exhausted for a couple days after… a comedown after all the adrenaline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2betting#49857452)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 5:17 PM
Author: Anal Jew Candlestick Maker

Do you ever think you'll go private?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2betting#49857597)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 7:34 PM
Author: ruddy private investor multi-billionaire

Yeah, I may do it eventually but I just hate the idea of being distracted and stressed out by business concerns. This way I get the pure majesty of the law, but the high caseload is a downside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2betting#49857972)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 7:34 PM
Author: impressive area mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2betting#49857974)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: Anal Jew Candlestick Maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2betting#49858084)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 8:48 PM
Author: impressive area mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2betting#49858108)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:07 PM
Author: Ultramarine skinny woman hell

Yea plus youre dumb and lazy and would fail miserably

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2betting#49858160)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:07 PM
Author: impressive area mental disorder

Shalom.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2betting#49858162)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:03 PM
Author: aggressive magenta rigpig parlor

congrats!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2betting#49858149)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:04 PM
Author: Canary Milk Gunner

Ginger tea with honey!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2betting#49858150)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:05 PM
Author: impressive area mental disorder

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2betting#49858156)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:36 PM
Author: ruddy private investor multi-billionaire

Looking forward to this, ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2betting#49858226)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:36 PM
Author: impressive area mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2betting#49858227)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:07 PM
Author: Ultramarine skinny woman hell

Not sure how sterilizing your kid is gonna help w the trial

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2betting#49858161)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:13 PM
Author: impressive area mental disorder

Okay, I lol’d

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2betting#49858173)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 5:49 PM
Author: Spectacular hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2betting#49860163)