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I delivered another sex toy on Valentine's day
| big piazza associate | 02/16/26 |
| stirring plaza | 02/16/26 |
| embarrassed to the bone address rigpig | 02/17/26 |
| big piazza associate | 02/17/26 |
| Exciting fat ankles toaster | 02/16/26 |
| aromatic balding theater | 02/17/26 |
| big piazza associate | 02/17/26 |
| Soul-stirring set degenerate | 02/17/26 |
| big piazza associate | 02/17/26 |
| big piazza associate | 06/24/26 |
| big piazza associate | 06/24/26 |
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Date: February 16th, 2026 8:24 PM Author: big piazza associate I think this is like the 4th time I've delivered a sex toy.
This one went off the rails a little bit. They had it set up with a PIN required, so I couldn't just leave the damn thing at their door. I knocked a few times and eventually a teenage girl (maybe around 14) answered the door and gave me the code. As I was leaving I heard her say "Do you know what mom ordered?"
Really fucking weird that someone would order a sex toy and have their kid receive the package. I feel gross for participating in this. |
Date: February 16th, 2026 10:25 PM Author: stirring plaza was the daughter hot? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5835553&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#49675116) |
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Date: February 17th, 2026 3:58 AM Author: embarrassed to the bone address rigpig Why don’t you have a seat right over there (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5835553&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#49675319) |
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Date: February 17th, 2026 6:20 AM Author: big piazza associate She had a cute face & wasn't fat (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5835553&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#49675367) |
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Date: February 16th, 2026 10:35 PM Author: Exciting fat ankles toaster best not to think about it
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Date: February 17th, 2026 4:28 AM Author: aromatic balding theater don’t those things purposely get shipped in generic boxes? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5835553&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#49675321) |
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Date: February 17th, 2026 6:24 AM Author: big piazza associate I am a Doordash driver bro (see moniker). I bought the toy at Target, it was a plusOne Rose Arouser (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5835553&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#49675368) |
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Date: February 17th, 2026 5:32 AM Author: Soul-stirring set degenerate was it vibrating? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5835553&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#49675344) |
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Date: February 17th, 2026 1:55 PM Author: big piazza associate No (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5835553&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#49676078) |
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Date: June 24th, 2026 6:29 PM Author: big piazza associate I really do wonder what happened here.
Scenario 1 is that Mom ordered it for herself knowing that her kids might see the delivery. Seems unlikely. Also, the dotter readily gave me the PIN. Seems unlikely that she'd know her mom's Doordash PIN off the top of her head.
Scenario 2 is that the dotter ordered it for herself, was about to get busted by her sibling during the delivery, so she lied and threw Mom under the bus.
Scenario 2 seems statistically more likely. |
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Date: June 24th, 2026 6:53 PM Author: big piazza associate Another possibility is that the dotter was home alone, ordered it for herself, would have died from embarrassment if the Doordash driver knew she had ordered a toy for herself, so she acts like a sibling is there and says "Do you know what mom ordered?" as a ruse to throw me off.
The door was just partly open, I have no recollection of seeing any sibling. |