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What is the difference between Lisa Rowe and a pizza?

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Angry kitchen immigrant
  08/14/13
tell me
Irradiated avocado box office
  08/14/13
After a felon who did not graduate from high school drops th...
Angry kitchen immigrant
  08/14/13
lol tyft
Hot Water Buffalo
  08/14/13
This is like 180 gold with no recognition.
galvanic boistinker dingle berry
  12/28/13
Today, it is recognized as gold my brother. 180
Painfully honest hunting ground therapy
  12/28/13
fucking lol
trip range
  05/12/15
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flickering cruise ship coffee pot
  05/12/15
so underrated
zombie-like orchid associate theater
  01/19/16
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iridescent telephone
  06/07/17
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anal razzmatazz ape hairy legs
  03/31/18
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mischievous nubile newt
  07/18/18
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Abnormal Property
  07/18/18
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floppy church building
  12/16/21
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Slippery Heaven
  02/16/23
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Multi-colored hospital
  12/11/24
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balding misanthropic area philosopher-king
  06/11/25
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Salmon geriatric meetinghouse useless brakes
  08/12/25
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brindle mentally impaired national security agency
  08/12/25
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balding misanthropic area philosopher-king
  01/11/26
it's enjoyable to fuck a pizza
supple spruce stage hominid
  08/14/13
When I order a pizza, it doesn't arrive at my doorstep cover...
jet-lagged brunch
  08/14/13
lmao
Irradiated avocado box office
  05/12/15
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snowy aromatic ticket booth
  12/11/24
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Multi-colored hospital
  12/11/24
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UN peacekeeper
  07/06/26
a promptly delivered pizza can fetch $12
supple spruce stage hominid
  08/14/13
Pizzas don't suck cock for a small bag of meth
abusive crawly pisswyrm faggot firefighter
  08/14/13
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Hot Water Buffalo
  08/14/13
When you are done eating a pizza, you have not consumed a ne...
Angry kitchen immigrant
  08/14/13
To be fair, (Guy who doesn't ENGAGE THE PIZZA TRACKER)
drab mexican travel guidebook
  08/14/13
When a pizzas gets cold it does not mean that it went into c...
Angry kitchen immigrant
  08/14/13
When you share a pizza with your friends it does not inform ...
Angry kitchen immigrant
  08/14/13
When you are finished with a pizza it does not ask if it can...
Angry kitchen immigrant
  08/14/13
weird blob of shit from another dimension
Talented wine field
  08/14/13
rofl
Irradiated avocado box office
  08/14/13
180
floppy church building
  08/14/13
rofl
Fuchsia tattoo
  08/14/13
took a few attempts but 180
Nudist concupiscible station
  08/14/13
lol
Mint Shrine
  08/14/13
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Brilliant faggotry
  08/14/13
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iridescent telephone
  03/10/14
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aquamarine sweet tailpipe fat ankles
  03/24/21
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Slippery Heaven
  02/16/23
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Salmon geriatric meetinghouse useless brakes
  08/12/25
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frisky vivacious karate lodge
  08/14/13
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Hot Water Buffalo
  08/14/13
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frisky vivacious karate lodge
  08/14/13
The ignorant teenagers who made the pizza were not blackout ...
Angry kitchen immigrant
  08/14/13
Pizzas don't grab their ankles when Tyrone barks at them
jet-lagged brunch
  08/14/13
I'm not afraid of the pizza's box.
frisky vivacious karate lodge
  08/14/13
best of thread
Talented wine field
  08/14/13
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out-of-control piazza
  08/14/13
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Multi-colored hospital
  12/11/24
Criminally underrated
Multi-colored hospital
  12/11/24
If you have a few beers with the pizza it won't start crying...
Angry kitchen immigrant
  08/14/13
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Hot Water Buffalo
  08/14/13
If you order the pizza online it's going to at least passing...
Angry kitchen immigrant
  08/14/13
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Hot Water Buffalo
  08/14/13
At least one person in history has said that a pizza is incr...
Angry kitchen immigrant
  08/14/13
(guy who doesn't realize that guys will say ANYTHING to get ...
Hot Water Buffalo
  08/14/13
pizzas have an expiration date
Talented wine field
  08/14/13
after you eat a pizza there's less grease on your hands
Lemon Soul-stirring Orchestra Pit
  08/14/13
Pizzas are not whores.
jet-lagged brunch
  08/14/13
A pizza tracker is online and engaged by the buyer instead o...
Cream Step-uncle's House Filthpig
  08/14/13
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Irradiated avocado box office
  08/14/13
180
Hairraiser orange lay dysfunction
  08/14/13
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Boyish nowag stag film
  08/14/13
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Brilliant faggotry
  08/15/13
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Angry kitchen immigrant
  08/17/13
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trip range
  01/19/16
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anal razzmatazz ape hairy legs
  03/31/18
The white box LR is kept in is padded.
Cream Step-uncle's House Filthpig
  08/14/13
you want more pizza in the morning.
out-of-control piazza
  08/14/13
you're not ashamed to tell your friends you had pizza.
out-of-control piazza
  08/14/13
lol
Cruel-hearted Bright Factory Reset Button Degenerate
  08/14/13
When a pizza shows up at a party everybody cheers instead of...
Angry kitchen immigrant
  08/14/13
Pizzas aren't children of God who deserve respect and dignit...
frisky vivacious karate lodge
  08/14/13
thank you for showing me kindness :)
Talented wine field
  08/14/13
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out-of-control piazza
  08/14/13
(not bloodacre)
Excitant at-the-ready candlestick maker
  08/14/13
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Disturbing adventurous market
  03/31/18
When a pizza is an extra-large it doesn't spend a hundred ho...
Angry kitchen immigrant
  08/14/13
*orders a BBP*
frisky vivacious karate lodge
  08/14/13
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Odious business firm kitty cat
  01/23/14
When a pizza falls on the floor in a dingy frat basement it'...
Angry kitchen immigrant
  08/14/13
i seriously doubt any frat would think i was cool enough to ...
Talented wine field
  08/14/13
If you forget to pick up a pizza it won't show up drunk at 4...
Angry kitchen immigrant
  08/14/13
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out-of-control piazza
  08/14/13
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Stimulating Adulterous Rehab
  09/11/13
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Stimulating Adulterous Rehab
  02/16/23
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aquamarine sweet tailpipe fat ankles
  02/16/23
The pizza does not claim that it's round just because it's a...
Angry kitchen immigrant
  08/14/13
i dont think u know what ur talking about endo slime
Talented wine field
  08/14/13
It's wrong to attack a pizza.
out-of-control piazza
  08/14/13
my irl friend is sitting here reading this shit and maybe u ...
Talented wine field
  08/14/13
If you share a pizza with friends you probably won't catch a...
out-of-control piazza
  08/14/13
is box ok? she hasnt posted in a while
comical bawdyhouse circlehead
  08/14/13
LR you know we <3 you but this might be the thread of the...
mustard stubborn nursing home azn
  08/14/13
there are a few that are pretty funny but a lot of them are ...
Talented wine field
  08/14/13
To be fair, Do you want me to fight some of these niggers...
drab mexican travel guidebook
  08/14/13
you always come through for me when no one else does ty and ...
Talented wine field
  08/14/13
To be fair, k
drab mexican travel guidebook
  08/14/13
ty, whitest knight <3
Talented wine field
  08/14/13
TBF- not only a bitter deranged lunatic, but also beta white...
floppy church building
  08/14/13
TMF: "WILL FIGHT EVERY NIGGER IN THIS PLACE"
Glittery hall marketing idea
  08/14/13
Lol TBF used to simp for Lisa Rowe, preserve this for all et...
razzle hilarious indian lodge half-breed
  06/11/25
Do you think it's possible that this site is populated by me...
out-of-control piazza
  08/14/13
yeah and misogynists to boot! its gotten a lot harder to mak...
Talented wine field
  08/14/13
That's because everyone posts under their pumo most of the t...
mustard stubborn nursing home azn
  08/14/13
you had someone literally begging for pix of u earlier
comical bawdyhouse circlehead
  08/14/13
that was just me on my other account
Talented wine field
  08/14/13
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180 sneaky criminal hell
  08/14/13
You objectively have a 95th percentile body and are a chill ...
mustard stubborn nursing home azn
  08/14/13
ty for the kind words and good advice. honestly i never meet...
Talented wine field
  08/14/13
go to a random bar in the richest part of town with a female...
mustard stubborn nursing home azn
  08/14/13
i only ever went to one bar and that is when i worked there....
Talented wine field
  08/14/13
you should do it. have at least one photo of you in a low c...
mustard stubborn nursing home azn
  08/14/13
do you think i can still pull something like that off? im no...
Talented wine field
  08/14/13
Yes. xoxo is correct that you were better looking 10 years ...
mustard stubborn nursing home azn
  08/14/13
well i think i could date a guy who was not really very succ...
Talented wine field
  08/14/13
Worry about the long term at this point. There are plenty o...
mustard stubborn nursing home azn
  08/14/13
i dont really like artists much anyway. ive never dated one....
Talented wine field
  08/14/13
Go for it then, Godspeed
mustard stubborn nursing home azn
  08/14/13
ty for the advice friend
Talented wine field
  08/14/13
"95th percentile body" LINK?
Hot Water Buffalo
  08/14/13
i dont want to brag but irl im considered pretty hot shit on...
Talented wine field
  08/14/13
*guys eager to empty their balls into your mouth call you ho...
Hot Water Buffalo
  08/14/13
whatever
Talented wine field
  08/14/13
Really? No offense, but after all the derogatory comments I...
Domesticated Bossy Milk Space
  08/14/13
A pizza will come in about thirty minutes.
out-of-control piazza
  08/14/13
It's ok to pick on a pizza.
frisky vivacious karate lodge
  08/14/13
It's possible for a male of average physical strength to pic...
Angry kitchen immigrant
  08/14/13
When a pizza shows up at a school or youth center it's not t...
Angry kitchen immigrant
  08/14/13
lol
Hairraiser orange lay dysfunction
  08/14/13
If you get sick of your pizza and toss it in a dumpster, it ...
Angry kitchen immigrant
  08/14/13
180
floppy church building
  08/14/13
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haunting medicated location
  08/14/13
It's ok for kids to eat pizza at parties.
frisky vivacious karate lodge
  08/14/13
If you are so stoned that you absolutely have to have your p...
Angry kitchen immigrant
  08/14/13
If you flippantly say a pizza was great it won't get overly ...
Angry kitchen immigrant
  08/14/13
When you pick up a pizza, your friends don't text back 'doug...
High-end outnumbered famous landscape painting
  08/14/13
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High-end outnumbered famous landscape painting
  08/14/13
When you pay cash for a pizza, the money is not automaticall...
Angry kitchen immigrant
  08/14/13
When you leave a pizza at your house while you go to work, i...
Angry kitchen immigrant
  08/14/13
this is kind of funny, im surprised you came up with it hehe...
Talented wine field
  08/14/13
Only cheese and tomato sauce ooze and drip out of the cracks...
floppy church building
  08/14/13
a pretty shitty contribution
Talented wine field
  08/14/13
to be fair, white sauce can also drip out of a pizza's box
floppy church building
  08/14/13
lol tyft
Hot Water Buffalo
  08/14/13
a pizza doesn't have unprotected sex with niggers
Hot Water Buffalo
  08/14/13
it should try it lol im kidding but seriously i really enjoy...
Talented wine field
  08/14/13
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aphrodisiac bearded sex offender center
  08/14/13
you've never seen a pizza delivery guy porno
Hairraiser orange lay dysfunction
  08/14/13
One of these things is greasy, crusty and covered in sausage...
contagious gaping
  08/14/13
i dunno, they both look great with Italian sausage on them
histrionic silver principal's office
  08/14/13
The only fungus you'll see on a pizza is a mushroom
floppy church building
  08/14/13
did you hear the one about the mushroom who couldn't get a d...
Talented wine field
  08/14/13
I see potential for a lengthy pun story here
floppy church building
  08/14/13
Fungi. Fungi.
out-of-control piazza
  08/14/13
sometimes i feel like you don't understand me and you know w...
Talented wine field
  08/14/13
while both go for 99 cents per slice, it takes over three sl...
floppy church building
  08/14/13
165
spectacular community account cuckoldry
  08/15/13
When a pizza leaves a Dominoes, it's not because it's being ...
Angry kitchen immigrant
  08/14/13
lmao
Hot Water Buffalo
  08/14/13
...
180 sneaky criminal hell
  08/14/13
You can get 2 for 1 deals with pizza but LR is unique.
Electric Citrine Dilemma Crotch
  08/14/13
this one is probably my favorite out of this whole thread. t...
Talented wine field
  08/14/13
A pizza serves an actual purpose in lyfe.
thriller rusted psychic
  08/14/13
When a driver puts a pizza in the car, the pizza doesn't off...
Angry kitchen immigrant
  08/14/13
When a pizza gets baked it's not violating its parole.
Angry kitchen immigrant
  08/14/13
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High-end outnumbered famous landscape painting
  08/14/13
my friend laughed at me irl. she doesn't really understand t...
Talented wine field
  08/14/13
Pics?
mind-boggling bisexual stain base
  08/14/13
link?
snowy aromatic ticket booth
  08/17/13
...
Irradiated avocado box office
  08/14/13
After I eat pizza I don't need to go to the doctor for shots...
motley forum
  08/14/13
People actually enjoy the fact that the pizza is flat and ro...
Godawful Sienna Trailer Park Mad Cow Disease
  08/14/13
A pizza's crust is normal.
out-of-control piazza
  08/14/13
A pizza is an oven-baked, flat, round bread typically topped...
Useless Fighting Blood Rage
  08/14/13
ty for the attention, its like its my birthday and christmas...
Talented wine field
  08/14/13
lisa rowe can't be topped!
translucent laughsome indirect expression
  08/14/13
i would consider allowing you to be on top of me tnsj if you...
Talented wine field
  08/14/13
a pizza can feed a family of four.
translucent laughsome indirect expression
  08/14/13
not really. the dad would eat like half of the pizza and the...
Talented wine field
  08/14/13
ps the dad was bloodacre
translucent laughsome indirect expression
  08/14/13
you know how bad i want that irl
Talented wine field
  08/14/13
One comes with a box and the other comes with The Box (and T...
Wonderful shitlib trump supporter
  08/14/13
a pizza doesn't scream when i make sweet love to it.
translucent laughsome indirect expression
  08/14/13
Pizza tastes good
cracking infuriating site
  08/14/13
Underrated
spectacular community account cuckoldry
  08/15/13
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iridescent telephone
  01/23/14
After having been baked for a long time it goes into a box a...
Wonderful shitlib trump supporter
  08/14/13
Pizza won't tell you that it's pregnant and needs money from...
cracking infuriating site
  08/14/13
LR smells like anchovies no matter what you order.
insane wagecucks
  08/14/13
late at night you can really get a craving for a hot piece o...
out-of-control piazza
  08/14/13
Even when it's bad, it's good... Mmm good
Crystalline French Brethren Dragon
  08/14/13
lol
Mint Shrine
  08/14/13
Oh hai askav! Peace bro, http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=McDgDl...
Crystalline French Brethren Dragon
  08/14/13
yeah man no hate i just thought it was a corny post
Mint Shrine
  08/14/13
~h8-->1luv
Crystalline French Brethren Dragon
  08/14/13
You know you shouldn't eat its crust, but you can't stop bec...
Wonderful shitlib trump supporter
  08/14/13
i can only eat pizza a few times per day.
emerald national macaca
  08/14/13
(guy trying to be main subject of the sequel to Lies and the...
comical bawdyhouse circlehead
  08/14/13
when a guy brings your pizza over he doesn't wait out in the...
aqua mad-dog skullcap french chef
  08/14/13
180
Glassy Passionate Depressive
  08/14/13
lisa rowe doesn't taste better with blisters
Mint Shrine
  08/14/13
pizza doesn't cut itself
Brilliant faggotry
  08/14/13
/thread. instant classic
Mint Shrine
  08/14/13
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Stirring Native Haunted Graveyard
  08/14/13
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bat shit crazy up-to-no-good jew
  08/14/13
180
translucent laughsome indirect expression
  08/14/13
...
cracking infuriating site
  08/15/13
...
Useless Fighting Blood Rage
  08/17/13
...
Khaki dashing stage laser beams
  09/11/13
Lmao
Maroon frozen stead
  06/07/17
...
Salmon geriatric meetinghouse useless brakes
  08/12/25
you wash your hands before touching the pizza.
internet-worthy shivering sandwich
  08/14/13
Nothing. They're both fast, cheap, and only appealing when y...
Stirring Native Haunted Graveyard
  08/14/13
my frat bros dont get pissed at me when i cum all over lisa ...
Pearly keepsake machete
  08/14/13
lol
translucent laughsome indirect expression
  08/14/13
...
Lascivious topaz parlour
  08/15/13
When you stick your dick in a pizza, it only burns for a min...
awkward electric furnace
  08/14/13
180
Swashbuckling carmine church
  08/14/13
I've never wanted to slowly thrust my erect cock in and out ...
Sadistic obsidian state elastic band
  08/14/13
A pizza isn't a pathetic 36 year old forever alone loser wit...
autistic racy theatre
  08/17/13
poignant
confused pervert
  08/17/13
Engage Pizza Tracker v. Never Engaged
Diverse friendly grandma main people
  08/17/13
...
Stirring Native Haunted Graveyard
  09/11/13
A pizza's driver doesn't wait out in the car until everyone'...
Khaki dashing stage laser beams
  09/11/13
one makes you feel all sated and content and warm on the ins...
Stimulating Adulterous Rehab
  09/11/13
The pizza delivery guy died 12 years ago today
insane wagecucks
  09/11/13
wow. This entire thread is chock full of 180's
Painfully honest hunting ground therapy
  12/28/13
A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.
Sinister charismatic juggernaut
  12/28/13
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pea-brained marvelous public bath becky
  01/09/14
IF THE PIZZA GETS COLD, YOU CAN PUT IT IN A BIG BLACK MACHIN...
chest-beating office
  01/23/14
Everyone is happy when a pizza arrives.
Vibrant messiness
  03/10/14
a pizza isn't stupid enough to go to law school.
Fragrant school cafeteria dog poop
  03/10/14
...
trip range
  05/12/15
jesus, I laughed at almost every single one of these. not ev...
Excitant at-the-ready candlestick maker
  05/12/15
...
ivory know-it-all pit gunner
  01/19/16
...
Brilliant faggotry
  10/25/17
...
snowy aromatic ticket booth
  11/29/15
...
snowy aromatic ticket booth
  12/23/15
...
trip range
  01/05/16
...
snowy aromatic ticket booth
  03/13/16
I want pizza
Beady-eyed Lavender Parlor
  06/07/17
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ivory know-it-all pit gunner
  09/22/17
...
Angry kitchen immigrant
  03/31/18
What happened to Lisa Rowe? She still poast? I see she w...
Vigorous violent voyeur resort
  07/18/18
it's 180 that she doesn't post here anymore.
appetizing learning disabled set feces
  07/18/18
(insert joke about "Family Sized Pizza" here)
Vigorous violent voyeur resort
  07/18/18
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aquamarine sweet tailpipe fat ankles
  04/30/19
...
snowy aromatic ticket booth
  06/21/20
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snowy aromatic ticket booth
  06/23/20
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Red bat-shit-crazy locale hissy fit
  07/11/20
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aquamarine sweet tailpipe fat ankles
  12/16/21
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aquamarine sweet tailpipe fat ankles
  03/22/22


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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:49 AM
Author: Angry kitchen immigrant



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:49 AM
Author: Irradiated avocado box office

tell me

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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: Angry kitchen immigrant

After a felon who did not graduate from high school drops the pizza off at your house in exchange for $15, it will not try to rifle through your medicine cabinet.

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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:54 AM
Author: Hot Water Buffalo

lol tyft

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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:12 PM
Author: galvanic boistinker dingle berry

This is like 180 gold with no recognition.

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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:19 PM
Author: Painfully honest hunting ground therapy

Today, it is recognized as gold my brother.

180

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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:40 AM
Author: trip range

fucking lol

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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:41 AM
Author: flickering cruise ship coffee pot



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Date: January 19th, 2016 10:41 PM
Author: zombie-like orchid associate theater

so underrated

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Date: June 7th, 2017 3:36 PM
Author: iridescent telephone



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Date: March 31st, 2018 3:13 PM
Author: anal razzmatazz ape hairy legs



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:11 AM
Author: mischievous nubile newt



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:11 AM
Author: Abnormal Property



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Date: December 16th, 2021 4:35 PM
Author: floppy church building



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:58 PM
Author: Slippery Heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#45943077)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: Multi-colored hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#48436917)



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Date: June 11th, 2025 11:01 AM
Author: balding misanthropic area philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#49005046)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: Salmon geriatric meetinghouse useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#49179088)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:51 PM
Author: brindle mentally impaired national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#49179095)



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Date: January 11th, 2026 6:37 AM
Author: balding misanthropic area philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#49580373)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:50 AM
Author: supple spruce stage hominid

it's enjoyable to fuck a pizza

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#23836081)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:50 AM
Author: jet-lagged brunch

When I order a pizza, it doesn't arrive at my doorstep covered in cum.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#23836082)



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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:39 AM
Author: Irradiated avocado box office

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#27872800)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:26 PM
Author: snowy aromatic ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#48436916)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: Multi-colored hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#48436918)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 5:29 PM
Author: UN peacekeeper



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#49982196)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: supple spruce stage hominid

a promptly delivered pizza can fetch $12

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#23836085)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: abusive crawly pisswyrm faggot firefighter

Pizzas don't suck cock for a small bag of meth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#23836088)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:53 AM
Author: Hot Water Buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#23836099)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:54 AM
Author: Angry kitchen immigrant

When you are done eating a pizza, you have not consumed a nearly fatal amount of gonorrhoea bacteria.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#23836103)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:31 AM
Author: drab mexican travel guidebook

To be fair,

(Guy who doesn't ENGAGE THE PIZZA TRACKER)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#23836236)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:56 AM
Author: Angry kitchen immigrant

When a pizzas gets cold it does not mean that it went into cardiac arrest due to violent withdrawal symptoms.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#23836108)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:57 AM
Author: Angry kitchen immigrant

When you share a pizza with your friends it does not inform you that it is $35 extra per guy and $50 for anyone who takes pictures.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#23836113)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:59 AM
Author: Angry kitchen immigrant

When you are finished with a pizza it does not ask if it can sleep on your couch for a few nights and borrow $70 to get its cell phone reactivated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#23836121)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:03 AM
Author: Talented wine field

weird blob of shit from another dimension

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#23836142)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:21 AM
Author: Irradiated avocado box office

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#23836195)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:25 AM
Author: floppy church building

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#23836415)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:36 AM
Author: Fuchsia tattoo

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#23836446)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:53 AM
Author: Nudist concupiscible station

took a few attempts but 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#23837007)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:44 AM
Author: Mint Shrine

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#23837358)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:53 PM
Author: Brilliant faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#23838721)



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Date: March 10th, 2014 5:28 PM
Author: iridescent telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#25165720)



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Date: March 24th, 2021 2:43 PM
Author: aquamarine sweet tailpipe fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#42157979)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:58 PM
Author: Slippery Heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#45943078)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: Salmon geriatric meetinghouse useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#49179090)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:07 AM
Author: frisky vivacious karate lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#23836155)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:08 AM
Author: Hot Water Buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#23836159)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:08 AM
Author: frisky vivacious karate lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#23836157)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:09 AM
Author: Angry kitchen immigrant

The ignorant teenagers who made the pizza were not blackout drunk, just a little high.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#23836162)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:10 AM
Author: jet-lagged brunch

Pizzas don't grab their ankles when Tyrone barks at them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#23836166)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:11 AM
Author: frisky vivacious karate lodge

I'm not afraid of the pizza's box.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#23836169)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:13 AM
Author: Talented wine field

best of thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#23836179)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:19 AM
Author: out-of-control piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#23836194)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: Multi-colored hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#48436921)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:28 PM
Author: Multi-colored hospital

Criminally underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#48436925)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:12 AM
Author: Angry kitchen immigrant

If you have a few beers with the pizza it won't start crying and tell you about its family.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#23836176)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 AM
Author: Hot Water Buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#23836361)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:13 AM
Author: Angry kitchen immigrant

If you order the pizza online it's going to at least passingly resemble its picture when it shows up at your door.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#23836180)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 AM
Author: Hot Water Buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#23836362)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:14 AM
Author: Angry kitchen immigrant

At least one person in history has said that a pizza is incredibly hot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#23836183)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 AM
Author: Hot Water Buffalo

(guy who doesn't realize that guys will say ANYTHING to get laid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#23836364)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:15 AM
Author: Talented wine field

pizzas have an expiration date

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#23836184)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:15 AM
Author: Lemon Soul-stirring Orchestra Pit

after you eat a pizza there's less grease on your hands

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#23836187)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:16 AM
Author: jet-lagged brunch

Pizzas are not whores.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#23836188)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:17 AM
Author: Cream Step-uncle's House Filthpig

A pizza tracker is online and engaged by the buyer instead of around the ankle and mandated by the state.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#23836189)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:23 AM
Author: Irradiated avocado box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#23836203)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:50 AM
Author: Hairraiser orange lay dysfunction

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#23837697)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:04 PM
Author: Boyish nowag stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#23838037)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 4:04 PM
Author: Brilliant faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#23846455)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:07 AM
Author: Angry kitchen immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#23857525)



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Date: January 19th, 2016 10:35 PM
Author: trip range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#29635464)



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Date: March 31st, 2018 3:14 PM
Author: anal razzmatazz ape hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#35731944)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:18 AM
Author: Cream Step-uncle's House Filthpig

The white box LR is kept in is padded.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#23836190)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:19 AM
Author: out-of-control piazza

you want more pizza in the morning.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#23836193)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:21 AM
Author: out-of-control piazza

you're not ashamed to tell your friends you had pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#23836197)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:35 AM
Author: Cruel-hearted Bright Factory Reset Button Degenerate

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#23837616)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:22 AM
Author: Angry kitchen immigrant

When a pizza shows up at a party everybody cheers instead of instinctively double-checking that they still have their wallets.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#23836199)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:22 AM
Author: frisky vivacious karate lodge

Pizzas aren't children of God who deserve respect and dignity despite their flaws.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#23836200)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:26 AM
Author: Talented wine field

thank you for showing me kindness :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#23836206)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: out-of-control piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#23836231)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:40 PM
Author: Excitant at-the-ready candlestick maker

(not bloodacre)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#23842193)



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Date: March 31st, 2018 3:06 PM
Author: Disturbing adventurous market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#35731905)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:25 AM
Author: Angry kitchen immigrant

When a pizza is an extra-large it doesn't spend a hundred hours trying to convince an internet forum that it's a size 4.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#23836205)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:27 AM
Author: frisky vivacious karate lodge

*orders a BBP*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#23836212)



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Date: January 23rd, 2014 4:48 PM
Author: Odious business firm kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#24884254)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:27 AM
Author: Angry kitchen immigrant

When a pizza falls on the floor in a dingy frat basement it's not because it was there trying to score ketamine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#23836214)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:28 AM
Author: Talented wine field

i seriously doubt any frat would think i was cool enough to invite me to one of their crazy parties

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#23836219)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:29 AM
Author: Angry kitchen immigrant

If you forget to pick up a pizza it won't show up drunk at 4:00 a.m. to slash your tires.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#23836222)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: out-of-control piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#23836228)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:34 AM
Author: Stimulating Adulterous Rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#24031386)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:54 PM
Author: Stimulating Adulterous Rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#45943056)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:55 PM
Author: aquamarine sweet tailpipe fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#45943063)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: Angry kitchen immigrant

The pizza does not claim that it's round just because it's a mesomorph.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#23836226)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: Talented wine field

i dont think u know what ur talking about endo slime

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#23836230)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: out-of-control piazza

It's wrong to attack a pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#23836227)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:31 AM
Author: Talented wine field

my irl friend is sitting here reading this shit and maybe u guys could tone it down since i have company tyia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#23836232)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:33 AM
Author: out-of-control piazza

If you share a pizza with friends you probably won't catch anything.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#23836243)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:34 AM
Author: comical bawdyhouse circlehead

is box ok? she hasnt posted in a while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#23836246)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:31 AM
Author: mustard stubborn nursing home azn

LR you know we <3 you but this might be the thread of the year. I could easily see a stand-up comic working many of these into a routine about an ex.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#23836235)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:35 AM
Author: Talented wine field

there are a few that are pretty funny but a lot of them are stupid and seem to just be mean spirited. i have been leaving here feeling dejected a lot lately, even my irl friends have noticed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#23836248)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:35 AM
Author: drab mexican travel guidebook

To be fair,

Do you want me to fight some of these niggers on your behalf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#23836251)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:40 AM
Author: Talented wine field

you always come through for me when no one else does ty and yes, i would like that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#23836270)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:45 AM
Author: drab mexican travel guidebook

To be fair,

k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#23836281)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:24 AM
Author: Talented wine field

ty, whitest knight <3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#23836408)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:27 AM
Author: floppy church building

TBF- not only a bitter deranged lunatic, but also beta white knighter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#23836424)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:11 AM
Author: Glittery hall marketing idea

TMF: "WILL FIGHT EVERY NIGGER IN THIS PLACE"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#23837041)



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Date: June 11th, 2025 11:03 AM
Author: razzle hilarious indian lodge half-breed

Lol TBF used to simp for Lisa Rowe, preserve this for all eternity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#49005049)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:36 AM
Author: out-of-control piazza

Do you think it's possible that this site is populated by mean spirited misanthropes? Just throwing that out there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#23836253)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:39 AM
Author: Talented wine field

yeah and misogynists to boot! its gotten a lot harder to make new friends here ive noticed or maybe it just seems that way to me lately...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#23836264)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:41 AM
Author: mustard stubborn nursing home azn

That's because everyone posts under their pumo most of the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#23836271)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:41 AM
Author: comical bawdyhouse circlehead

you had someone literally begging for pix of u earlier

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#23836272)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:47 AM
Author: Talented wine field

that was just me on my other account

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#23836284)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:44 AM
Author: 180 sneaky criminal hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#23837356)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:40 AM
Author: mustard stubborn nursing home azn

You objectively have a 95th percentile body and are a chill chick. You should try going out in areas you normally don't to meet people. Stay away from LR xoxo threads for awhile. You'll be happier.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#23836269)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:49 AM
Author: Talented wine field

ty for the kind words and good advice. honestly i never meet new people, but i dont really go places either. i go out to get food and except for the people i pass on the sidewalk, my social circle never seems to grow much :( i wish a new and interesting person would appear in my life, a new friend or maybe even something more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#23836290)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:52 AM
Author: mustard stubborn nursing home azn

go to a random bar in the richest part of town with a female friend. 100% chance you get hit on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#23836294)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:55 AM
Author: Talented wine field

i only ever went to one bar and that is when i worked there. i dont really enjoy doing it and i also dont really enjoy being hit on and i dont think men really enjoy having to do that either, do they? what are your thoughts on internet dating?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#23836304)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:01 AM
Author: mustard stubborn nursing home azn

you should do it. have at least one photo of you in a low cut, tight dress, but at an upscale lounge. describe domestic, CGWBT interests and hobbies. you will have good looking rich doods buying you dinners left and right.

go to nice bars and lounges you haven't been to even if you don't enjoy it at first. doods worth talking to enjoy hitting on women, and you will meet some solid doods this way even if it's uncomfortable for you initially.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#23836327)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:04 AM
Author: Talented wine field

do you think i can still pull something like that off? im no spring chicken anymore. i hope guys will still be interested in me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#23836338)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:08 AM
Author: mustard stubborn nursing home azn

Yes. xoxo is correct that you were better looking 10 years ago than you are now. but especially with your body, you will still have sex appeal for a decade. xoxo is also correct, however, that you will have less sex appeal each passing year. now is the time to take control of your romantic life and put yourself out there among successful doods. you'll find one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#23836349)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:13 AM
Author: Talented wine field

well i think i could date a guy who was not really very successful at all if he was a nice person and he cared about me and who i am on the inside. there is not a lot of things that i want to buy but i would like my children to go to a nice school and things like that. is it very important that he be successful? what sort of problems might i run into if he was not like that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#23836365)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:24 AM
Author: mustard stubborn nursing home azn

Worry about the long term at this point. There are plenty of nice people out there who would care about you but also make a respectable living. You'll eventually become unhappy around a starving artist type.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#23836410)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:29 AM
Author: Talented wine field

i dont really like artists much anyway. ive never dated one. i don't think they'd really want to date me anyway. but once i went out with a guy who felt like he was a failure and he said he was going to hang out in the art scene so that he didn't appear to be a loser at first glance, even though he wasn't any kind of artist. i think that's what he ended up doing but i don't think he's much happier than before.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#23836435)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:36 AM
Author: mustard stubborn nursing home azn

Go for it then, Godspeed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#23836450)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:40 AM
Author: Talented wine field

ty for the advice friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#23836458)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:14 AM
Author: Hot Water Buffalo

"95th percentile body"

LINK?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#23836370)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:16 AM
Author: Talented wine field

i dont want to brag but irl im considered pretty hot shit on fire, at least that's what literally everybody tells me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#23836381)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:19 AM
Author: Hot Water Buffalo

*guys eager to empty their balls into your mouth call you hot*

Oh what hot shit on fire

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#23836390)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:24 AM
Author: Talented wine field

whatever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#23836411)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 12:07 PM
Author: Domesticated Bossy Milk Space

Really? No offense, but after all the derogatory comments I've read about you on here, I just assumed you were a landbeast.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#23837750)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:34 AM
Author: out-of-control piazza

A pizza will come in about thirty minutes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#23836245)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:36 AM
Author: frisky vivacious karate lodge

It's ok to pick on a pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#23836255)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:38 AM
Author: Angry kitchen immigrant

It's possible for a male of average physical strength to pick up a pizza.

Men are routinely happy about deciding to pick up a pizza.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#23836261)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:37 AM
Author: Angry kitchen immigrant

When a pizza shows up at a school or youth center it's not there to perform court-ordered community service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#23836259)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 PM
Author: Hairraiser orange lay dysfunction

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#23838842)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:40 AM
Author: Angry kitchen immigrant

If you get sick of your pizza and toss it in a dumpster, it doesn't scream back "YOU THINK I HAVEN'T BEEN THIS LOW BEFORE MOTHERFUCKER" and violently kick the walls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#23836267)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:59 AM
Author: floppy church building

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#23836312)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:54 AM
Author: haunting medicated location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#23837140)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:44 AM
Author: frisky vivacious karate lodge

It's ok for kids to eat pizza at parties.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#23836275)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:45 AM
Author: Angry kitchen immigrant

If you are so stoned that you absolutely have to have your pizza right then, you don't need to promise you love it and give it a bump of crystal before you can have it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#23836279)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:48 AM
Author: Angry kitchen immigrant

If you flippantly say a pizza was great it won't get overly encouraged and decide to apply to law school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#23836287)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:53 AM
Author: High-end outnumbered famous landscape painting

When you pick up a pizza, your friends don't text back 'dough mound' and you don't reply 'just so you know'.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#23836296)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:11 AM
Author: High-end outnumbered famous landscape painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#23836359)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:59 AM
Author: Angry kitchen immigrant

When you pay cash for a pizza, the money is not automatically earmarked for pills.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#23836314)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:00 AM
Author: Angry kitchen immigrant

When you leave a pizza at your house while you go to work, it does not start excitedly texting everyone that it thinks it has a boyfriend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#23836321)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:02 AM
Author: Talented wine field

this is kind of funny, im surprised you came up with it hehe jk thats rude you faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#23836334)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:00 AM
Author: floppy church building

Only cheese and tomato sauce ooze and drip out of the cracks in a pizza's box.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#23836324)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:02 AM
Author: Talented wine field

a pretty shitty contribution

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#23836335)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:15 AM
Author: floppy church building

to be fair, white sauce can also drip out of a pizza's box

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#23836380)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:17 AM
Author: Hot Water Buffalo

lol tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#23836385)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:11 AM
Author: Hot Water Buffalo

a pizza doesn't have unprotected sex with niggers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#23836360)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:14 AM
Author: Talented wine field

it should try it lol im kidding but seriously i really enjoy it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#23836369)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:31 AM
Author: aphrodisiac bearded sex offender center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#23837284)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:13 PM
Author: Hairraiser orange lay dysfunction

you've never seen a pizza delivery guy porno

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#23838854)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:15 AM
Author: contagious gaping

One of these things is greasy, crusty and covered in sausage. The other is pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#23836378)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:17 AM
Author: histrionic silver principal's office

i dunno, they both look great with Italian sausage on them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#23836383)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:19 AM
Author: floppy church building

The only fungus you'll see on a pizza is a mushroom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#23836388)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:19 AM
Author: Talented wine field

did you hear the one about the mushroom who couldn't get a date? he said hey, what's the matter? im a fungus!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#23836392)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:21 AM
Author: floppy church building

I see potential for a lengthy pun story here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#23836397)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:52 AM
Author: out-of-control piazza

Fungi. Fungi.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#23837002)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:02 AM
Author: Talented wine field

sometimes i feel like you don't understand me and you know what? sometimes i feel like you dont even try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#23837168)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:20 AM
Author: floppy church building

while both go for 99 cents per slice, it takes over three slices of pizza to start feeling ill

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#23836394)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 12:33 AM
Author: spectacular community account cuckoldry

165

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#23843016)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:25 AM
Author: Angry kitchen immigrant

When a pizza leaves a Dominoes, it's not because it's being escorted out for violating a restraining order.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#23836416)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:27 AM
Author: Hot Water Buffalo

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#23836427)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:55 AM
Author: 180 sneaky criminal hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#23837403)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:32 AM
Author: Electric Citrine Dilemma Crotch

You can get 2 for 1 deals with pizza but LR is unique.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#23836441)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:37 AM
Author: Talented wine field

this one is probably my favorite out of this whole thread. ty for posting it :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#23836453)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:36 AM
Author: thriller rusted psychic

A pizza serves an actual purpose in lyfe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#23836449)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:37 AM
Author: Angry kitchen immigrant

When a driver puts a pizza in the car, the pizza doesn't offer him 25 adderalls if he will drive it all the way to Fresno where the Pizza's friend lives.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#23836454)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:41 AM
Author: Angry kitchen immigrant

When a pizza gets baked it's not violating its parole.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#23836460)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:42 AM
Author: High-end outnumbered famous landscape painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#23836463)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:51 AM
Author: Talented wine field

my friend laughed at me irl. she doesn't really understand these memes since she knows what im like irl and im actually pretty classy and dont do most of the stuff itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#23836486)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:40 AM
Author: mind-boggling bisexual stain base

Pics?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#23837116)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:32 AM
Author: snowy aromatic ticket booth

link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#23857556)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:55 AM
Author: Irradiated avocado box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#23836492)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:46 AM
Author: motley forum

After I eat pizza I don't need to go to the doctor for shots.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#23836472)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:54 AM
Author: Godawful Sienna Trailer Park Mad Cow Disease

People actually enjoy the fact that the pizza is flat and round?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#23837009)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:56 AM
Author: out-of-control piazza

A pizza's crust is normal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#23837011)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:45 AM
Author: Useless Fighting Blood Rage

A pizza is an oven-baked, flat, round bread typically topped with a tomato sauce, cheese and various other assorted toppings.

Lisa Rowe on the other hand is an ugly cunt whore degenerate bitch of a woman who spends her life on a racist misogynistic message board.

The two are quite different, I assure you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#23837125)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:47 AM
Author: Talented wine field

ty for the attention, its like its my birthday and christmas all at the same time but really its just any old wednesday, also known as hump day lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#23837127)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:49 AM
Author: translucent laughsome indirect expression

lisa rowe can't be topped!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#23837130)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:50 AM
Author: Talented wine field

i would consider allowing you to be on top of me tnsj if you know what i mean (fucking) im jk. my friend is sitting here with me irl and im just kind of showing off for her. she thinks xo is a little bit fun and she is thinking of posting herself some time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#23837134)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:51 AM
Author: translucent laughsome indirect expression

a pizza can feed a family of four.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#23837136)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:59 AM
Author: Talented wine field

not really. the dad would eat like half of the pizza and there are other variables here that make this unlikely a lot of the time but i dont want to argue about it anymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#23837157)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:00 AM
Author: translucent laughsome indirect expression

ps the dad was bloodacre

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#23837159)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:01 AM
Author: Talented wine field

you know how bad i want that irl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#23837164)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:49 AM
Author: Wonderful shitlib trump supporter

One comes with a box and the other comes with The Box (and Twist).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#23837131)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:57 AM
Author: translucent laughsome indirect expression

a pizza doesn't scream when i make sweet love to it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#23837151)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:11 AM
Author: cracking infuriating site

Pizza tastes good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#23837210)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 12:34 AM
Author: spectacular community account cuckoldry

Underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#23843020)



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Date: January 23rd, 2014 4:41 PM
Author: iridescent telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#24884222)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:12 AM
Author: Wonderful shitlib trump supporter

After having been baked for a long time it goes into a box and is unceremoniously driven to its final destination. You eat the other one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#23837214)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:13 AM
Author: cracking infuriating site

Pizza won't tell you that it's pregnant and needs money from you to pay for the abortion, just to scam some cash from you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#23837218)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:36 AM
Author: insane wagecucks

LR smells like anchovies no matter what you order.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#23837317)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:36 AM
Author: out-of-control piazza

late at night you can really get a craving for a hot piece of pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#23837318)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:38 AM
Author: Crystalline French Brethren Dragon

Even when it's bad, it's good... Mmm good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#23837332)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:45 AM
Author: Mint Shrine

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#23837361)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:51 AM
Author: Crystalline French Brethren Dragon

Oh hai askav! Peace bro, http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=McDgDlnDX0Y&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DMcDgDlnDX0Y

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#23837387)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:03 AM
Author: Mint Shrine

yeah man no hate i just thought it was a corny post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#23837422)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:12 AM
Author: Crystalline French Brethren Dragon

~h8-->1luv

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#23837459)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:52 AM
Author: Wonderful shitlib trump supporter

You know you shouldn't eat its crust, but you can't stop because it tastes so good. The crust on the pizza is just plain gross

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#23837388)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:06 AM
Author: emerald national macaca

i can only eat pizza a few times per day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#23837429)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:13 PM
Author: comical bawdyhouse circlehead

(guy trying to be main subject of the sequel to Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#23838096)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:37 AM
Author: aqua mad-dog skullcap french chef

when a guy brings your pizza over he doesn't wait out in the car until you've finished w it to give it a ride home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#23837623)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:41 PM
Author: Glassy Passionate Depressive

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#23842202)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:38 AM
Author: Mint Shrine

lisa rowe doesn't taste better with blisters

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#23837628)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:44 AM
Author: Brilliant faggotry

pizza doesn't cut itself

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#23837664)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:45 AM
Author: Mint Shrine

/thread. instant classic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#23837667)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 12:55 PM
Author: Stirring Native Haunted Graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#23837971)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:01 PM
Author: bat shit crazy up-to-no-good jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#23838016)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 6:59 PM
Author: translucent laughsome indirect expression

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#23840389)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 9:29 AM
Author: cracking infuriating site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#23844315)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:10 AM
Author: Useless Fighting Blood Rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#23857531)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 5:07 PM
Author: Khaki dashing stage laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#24034071)



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Date: June 7th, 2017 3:38 PM
Author: Maroon frozen stead

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#33497607)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:51 PM
Author: Salmon geriatric meetinghouse useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#49179093)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 12:01 PM
Author: internet-worthy shivering sandwich

you wash your hands before touching the pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#23837735)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:06 PM
Author: Stirring Native Haunted Graveyard

Nothing. They're both fast, cheap, and only appealing when you're fucked up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#23838059)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:11 PM
Author: Pearly keepsake machete

my frat bros dont get pissed at me when i cum all over lisa rowe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#23838084)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 6:59 PM
Author: translucent laughsome indirect expression

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#23840387)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 4:06 PM
Author: Lascivious topaz parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#23846473)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:48 PM
Author: awkward electric furnace

When you stick your dick in a pizza, it only burns for a minute

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#23838290)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 7:03 PM
Author: Swashbuckling carmine church

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#23840413)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 PM
Author: Sadistic obsidian state elastic band

I've never wanted to slowly thrust my erect cock in and out in deliberate long thrusts, eyes locked in the intensity of passion as I try to time myself, watching for cues as to the plateau of pleasure to achieve simultaneously as frames writhe and intertwine and moans and gasps and breaths escape from our need bodies... with a pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#23838305)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:23 AM
Author: autistic racy theatre

A pizza isn't a pathetic 36 year old forever alone loser with a meth problem.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#23857544)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 9:40 AM
Author: confused pervert

poignant

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#23857679)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 10:08 AM
Author: Diverse friendly grandma main people

Engage Pizza Tracker v. Never Engaged

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#23857732)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:05 AM
Author: Stirring Native Haunted Graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#24031228)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:22 AM
Author: Khaki dashing stage laser beams

A pizza's driver doesn't wait out in the car until everyone's had a piece.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#24031313)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:40 AM
Author: Stimulating Adulterous Rehab

one makes you feel all sated and content and warm on the inside, and the other is a pizza

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#24031422)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 5:16 PM
Author: insane wagecucks

The pizza delivery guy died 12 years ago today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#24034114)



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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:20 PM
Author: Painfully honest hunting ground therapy

wow. This entire thread is chock full of 180's

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#24727533)



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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:35 PM
Author: Sinister charismatic juggernaut

A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#24727608)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 5:18 PM
Author: pea-brained marvelous public bath becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#24804817)



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Date: January 23rd, 2014 4:43 PM
Author: chest-beating office

IF THE PIZZA GETS COLD, YOU CAN PUT IT IN A BIG BLACK MACHINE TO MAKE IT WARM AGAIN. IF LISA ROWE GETS COLD, YOU CAN PUT A BIG BLACK MACHINE IN IT TO MAKE IT WARM AGAIN.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#24884233)



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Date: March 10th, 2014 5:33 PM
Author: Vibrant messiness

Everyone is happy when a pizza arrives.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#25165762)



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Date: March 10th, 2014 5:35 PM
Author: Fragrant school cafeteria dog poop

a pizza isn't stupid enough to go to law school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#25165774)



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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:39 AM
Author: trip range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#27872794)



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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:42 AM
Author: Excitant at-the-ready candlestick maker

jesus, I laughed at almost every single one of these. not even going to bother bumping them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#27872821)



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Date: January 19th, 2016 11:09 PM
Author: ivory know-it-all pit gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#29635776)



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Date: October 25th, 2017 3:36 PM
Author: Brilliant faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#34526716)



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Date: November 29th, 2015 10:42 PM
Author: snowy aromatic ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#29274889)



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Date: December 23rd, 2015 10:22 PM
Author: snowy aromatic ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#29443707)



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Date: January 5th, 2016 12:58 AM
Author: trip range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#29523743)



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Date: March 13th, 2016 7:47 AM
Author: snowy aromatic ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#30045225)



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Date: June 7th, 2017 3:41 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Lavender Parlor

I want pizza

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#33497638)



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Date: September 22nd, 2017 8:14 PM
Author: ivory know-it-all pit gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#34272404)



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Date: March 31st, 2018 2:53 PM
Author: Angry kitchen immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#35731864)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:16 AM
Author: Vigorous violent voyeur resort

What happened to Lisa Rowe? She still poast?

I see she was outed quite a bit in 2010-2012. NOT COOL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#36451142)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:25 AM
Author: appetizing learning disabled set feces

it's 180 that she doesn't post here anymore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#36451208)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:17 AM
Author: Vigorous violent voyeur resort

(insert joke about "Family Sized Pizza" here)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#36451150)



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Date: April 30th, 2019 3:51 PM
Author: aquamarine sweet tailpipe fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#38165888)



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Date: June 21st, 2020 7:19 PM
Author: snowy aromatic ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#40468295)



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Date: June 23rd, 2020 9:49 PM
Author: snowy aromatic ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#40482943)



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Date: July 11th, 2020 3:12 AM
Author: Red bat-shit-crazy locale hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#40585370)



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Date: December 16th, 2021 4:34 PM
Author: aquamarine sweet tailpipe fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#43620983)



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Date: March 22nd, 2022 5:40 PM
Author: aquamarine sweet tailpipe fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#44198924)