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My wife accuses me of having an affair daily

I brought a coffee cup in my car from the work break room an...
dashing peach legend ape
  06/20/26
this is the only way women stay infatuated with you on even ...
Marvelous roast beef
  06/20/26
wow you guys are really retarded even for nihilistic jewish ...
costumed round eye partner
  06/20/26
maybe this is why she's having so much sex with you
mauve deranged public bath patrolman
  06/20/26
This
Thirsty messiness corner
  06/20/26
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Long PlayroomPoon Clown Conniption
  07/02/26
She thinks her looks are dropping off and my sex drive norma...
dashing peach legend ape
  06/21/26
lmao you've gotta channel this into her being depraved in wa...
Fear-inspiring Internal Respiration Den
  06/21/26
Yeah it's exploitable but I don't have the wherewithal. She ...
dashing peach legend ape
  06/21/26
bro come on, you just need to order her around and keep her ...
mauve deranged public bath patrolman
  06/21/26
I think cr. But I hate doing that shit. I just want to be le...
dashing peach legend ape
  06/21/26
heavy is the head that wears the crown, my brother. it's a ...
mauve deranged public bath patrolman
  06/21/26
I sleep 4.5 hours a night, zero contact with friends. I have...
dashing peach legend ape
  06/21/26
uh yeah that does sound exhausting. 4.5 hours/night is not ...
mauve deranged public bath patrolman
  06/21/26
...
Fear-inspiring Internal Respiration Den
  06/22/26
JFC and you're complaining about this?
startling iridescent site
  06/21/26
Turn a woman down for a bj because it's a very poor timing a...
dashing peach legend ape
  06/21/26
go on
startling iridescent site
  06/24/26
to a women, being turned down for sex in any way shape or fo...
purple titillating indirect expression
  06/24/26
I can't wait. Yet will have to
startling iridescent site
  06/24/26
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...,....,,........
  07/02/26
titcr
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  07/02/26
What would she do to you if she found out?
multi-colored mad cow disease
  06/20/26
No, there is nothing to find out. It's beyond annoying that ...
dashing peach legend ape
  06/20/26
tell her that she needs to put out more, particularly kinky ...
startling iridescent site
  06/21/26
Stop fucking her completely run flame that uve been crack...
Charismatic judgmental shrine
  06/21/26
...
crystalline floppy parlour chad
  06/21/26
Middle aged SAHM with kids now in school all day?
Dark offensive forum preventive strike
  06/21/26
She's going back to work this year. She need two years for h...
dashing peach legend ape
  06/21/26
good she's Bored. period. that's the problem.
Dark offensive forum preventive strike
  06/22/26
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...,....,,........
  07/02/26
might as well have an affair then, why endure the torment of...
splenetic wonderful love of her life cumskin
  06/21/26
I told her this before. She just cried. There is an intern t...
dashing peach legend ape
  06/21/26
She's cheating. This is all guilt and projection
Infuriating fat ankles feces
  06/21/26
I wish. I tried this tract and she said oh that would just b...
dashing peach legend ape
  06/21/26
100%
At-the-ready exhilarant pit
  06/21/26
Fuck dude...I could use the help
dashing peach legend ape
  06/21/26
I'm down
At-the-ready exhilarant pit
  06/21/26
Good luck
dashing peach legend ape
  06/21/26
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mauve deranged public bath patrolman
  06/21/26
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...,....,,........
  07/02/26
180
Marvelous roast beef
  06/21/26
... but I only do it about once a month! *laugh track*
Concupiscible coiffed wagecucks locus
  06/21/26
FML just saw this going to KMS
alcoholic passionate abode
  06/21/26
...
Fear-inspiring Internal Respiration Den
  06/22/26
you should be having affairs monthly not daily
alcoholic passionate abode
  06/21/26
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Concupiscible coiffed wagecucks locus
  06/21/26
...
Fear-inspiring Internal Respiration Den
  06/22/26
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...,....,,........
  07/02/26
You find this hot and you know it.
azure garrison
  06/21/26
...
mauve deranged public bath patrolman
  06/23/26
thoughts and prayers bro also ttiwwop
bistre galvanic goal in life
  06/21/26
turn her into your cuckquean
french step-uncle's house
  06/22/26
She's waiting for you to make the insinuation sexual and to ...
flushed hyperventilating shitlib friendly grandma
  06/22/26
women are 180
purple titillating indirect expression
  06/22/26
Oh yeah, I'm a total retard with any secrets, I never save p...
dashing peach legend ape
  06/23/26
I am on your side "comes home with a lipstick stained m...
purple titillating indirect expression
  06/24/26
Yeah that one is fair. But if it was an actual affair I'd ha...
gibberish (?)
  07/02/26
U need to look her in the face and tell her straight: "...
total lawyer genocide
  07/02/26
YOLO
gibberish (?)
  07/02/26
Before we were married my wife came over to my apartment one...
,.,,.,.,,,,,,....................
  07/02/26
Now imagine you've been married 20 years and that still happ...
gibberish (?)
  07/02/26
180
Long PlayroomPoon Clown Conniption
  07/02/26


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Date: June 20th, 2026 10:27 PM
Author: dashing peach legend ape

I brought a coffee cup in my car from the work break room and there was lipstick on the lid. I forgot about it in the back of my car. This is used as proof I'm having an engaged and drawn out affair. I literally was just trying to keep my coffee warm and the lipstick would not come off.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#49952537)



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Date: June 20th, 2026 10:55 PM
Author: Marvelous roast beef

this is the only way women stay infatuated with you on even a semi-long term basis tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#49952602)



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Date: June 20th, 2026 10:56 PM
Author: costumed round eye partner

wow you guys are really retarded even for nihilistic jewish death cultists running a pedo murderhole

why don't you go rape your sister some more and get back to me about what you feel about women

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#49952604)



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Date: June 20th, 2026 10:58 PM
Author: mauve deranged public bath patrolman

maybe this is why she's having so much sex with you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#49952609)



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Date: June 20th, 2026 11:29 PM
Author: Thirsty messiness corner

This

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#49952701)



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Date: July 2nd, 2026 11:37 AM
Author: Long PlayroomPoon Clown Conniption ( )



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#49975490)



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Date: June 21st, 2026 12:54 AM
Author: dashing peach legend ape

She thinks her looks are dropping off and my sex drive normalization is rejected for I'm getting sex from somewhere else (I'm not). But it's not normal sex like at home and I'm tired, it's fuck me in the car on the side of the road or you're having an affair.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#49952778)



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Date: June 21st, 2026 1:02 AM
Author: Fear-inspiring Internal Respiration Den

lmao you've gotta channel this into her being depraved in ways you appreciate, and withhold attention, affection, approval when she does things you don't

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#49952789)



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Date: June 21st, 2026 1:29 AM
Author: dashing peach legend ape

Yeah it's exploitable but I don't have the wherewithal. She tells me to alpha dog her but fuck me so much work. She blows me at will. That said, I've honestly never once cheated so it drives me nuts. I found a place to take a polygraph test. $1500, but I'd pay it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#49952814)



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Date: June 21st, 2026 9:06 AM
Author: mauve deranged public bath patrolman

bro come on, you just need to order her around and keep her mind occupied. make up jobs for her if you need to, designed to cater to you whims

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#49953021)



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Date: June 21st, 2026 11:42 AM
Author: dashing peach legend ape

I think cr. But I hate doing that shit. I just want to be left alone. She wants me to dad her around. I don't want to. It's exhausting. I've gotten really brutal in bed and she just takes it. Slap her, call her names, pin her down...she loves it. That's kind of hot actually...but at a price.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#49953186)



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Date: June 21st, 2026 12:48 PM
Author: mauve deranged public bath patrolman

heavy is the head that wears the crown, my brother. it's a gift. if you are overextended and low energy, consider what is needed: perhaps more sleep, a short vacation either solo or with bros, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#49953300)



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Date: June 21st, 2026 12:50 PM
Author: dashing peach legend ape

I sleep 4.5 hours a night, zero contact with friends. I haven't been actually alone in a decade. But clearly I have time for an affair. God that sounds exhausting. I want fewer women in my life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#49953307)



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Date: June 21st, 2026 12:56 PM
Author: mauve deranged public bath patrolman

uh yeah that does sound exhausting. 4.5 hours/night is not enough. if you work biglaw, i will note that inhouse is way, way more chill and sleep is possible. it sounded like you did a lot for your daughters' activities - gymnastics maybe. not sure what to say about having zero contact with friends - it gets harder to make friends at our age - but it's tough being totally isolated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#49953325)



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Date: June 22nd, 2026 8:35 AM
Author: Fear-inspiring Internal Respiration Den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#49955040)



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Date: June 21st, 2026 6:12 AM
Author: startling iridescent site

JFC and you're complaining about this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#49952942)



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Date: June 21st, 2026 12:51 PM
Author: dashing peach legend ape

Turn a woman down for a bj because it's a very poor timing and watch how they react. It's not pretty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#49953309)



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Date: June 24th, 2026 10:46 AM
Author: startling iridescent site

go on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#49960541)



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Date: June 24th, 2026 10:54 AM
Author: purple titillating indirect expression

to a women, being turned down for sex in any way shape or form is an absolutely catastrophic, apocalyptic event. an ontological erasure. expect an extreme reaction.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#49960551)



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Date: June 24th, 2026 4:53 PM
Author: startling iridescent site

I can't wait. Yet will have to

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#49961178)



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Date: July 2nd, 2026 11:36 AM
Author: ...,....,,........



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#49975478)



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Date: July 2nd, 2026 11:36 AM
Author: ...,....,,........

titcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#49975476)



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Date: June 20th, 2026 11:00 PM
Author: multi-colored mad cow disease

What would she do to you if she found out?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#49952615)



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Date: June 20th, 2026 11:46 PM
Author: dashing peach legend ape

No, there is nothing to find out. It's beyond annoying that she says shit like I'd still love you if you confessed but I've never touched another chick since 1999.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#49952720)



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Date: June 21st, 2026 6:39 AM
Author: startling iridescent site

tell her that she needs to put out more, particularly kinky stuff

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#49952955)



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Date: June 21st, 2026 5:35 AM
Author: Charismatic judgmental shrine

Stop fucking her completely

run flame that uve been cracking side chick all week or something, run flame on her

Say she cant get fucked again till she catches u with "side chick", let her have ur phone w 0 messages on it, make up stories about fucking side chick under your bed during the night/in your kids bedroom during the day etc, start leaving "evidence" behind like little notes written on restaurant tissue, hickeys

Tell her ur tapped out from fucking side chick and ur refactory period is like 2+ days now etc, ask chatgpt to print fake receipts for panties & stuff and leave them in the trash. Get really into it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#49952904)



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Date: June 21st, 2026 6:29 AM
Author: crystalline floppy parlour chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#49952952)



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Date: June 21st, 2026 9:08 AM
Author: Dark offensive forum preventive strike

Middle aged SAHM with kids now in school all day?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#49953025)



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Date: June 21st, 2026 11:38 AM
Author: dashing peach legend ape

She's going back to work this year. She need two years for her pension to fully vest. Her retirement looks pretty nice. She's so cute and pretty with the sweetest voice...but also screams at me and tells me I ruined her life. I was never really hers and I e been living a lie etc. she's fucking nuts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#49953173)



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Date: June 22nd, 2026 8:50 AM
Author: Dark offensive forum preventive strike

good

she's Bored. period. that's the problem.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#49955057)



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Date: July 2nd, 2026 11:53 AM
Author: ...,....,,........



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#49975551)



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Date: June 21st, 2026 9:11 AM
Author: splenetic wonderful love of her life cumskin

might as well have an affair then, why endure the torment of infidelity accusations if there's no infidelity for you to enjoy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#49953030)



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Date: June 21st, 2026 11:35 AM
Author: dashing peach legend ape

I told her this before. She just cried. There is an intern that worked for me 10 years ago that she is certain I was fucking. I did not.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#49953168)



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Date: June 21st, 2026 11:29 AM
Author: Infuriating fat ankles feces

She's cheating. This is all guilt and projection

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#49953159)



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Date: June 21st, 2026 11:36 AM
Author: dashing peach legend ape

I wish. I tried this tract and she said oh that would just be perfect for you. No idea what that means but I'm relatively sure she's not cheating on me. I could be wrong but I don't think so.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#49953169)



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Date: June 21st, 2026 11:38 AM
Author: At-the-ready exhilarant pit

100%

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#49953172)



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Date: June 21st, 2026 11:39 AM
Author: dashing peach legend ape

Fuck dude...I could use the help

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#49953175)



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Date: June 21st, 2026 11:42 AM
Author: At-the-ready exhilarant pit

I'm down

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#49953190)



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Date: June 21st, 2026 11:43 AM
Author: dashing peach legend ape

Good luck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#49953194)



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Date: June 21st, 2026 4:05 PM
Author: mauve deranged public bath patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#49953620)



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Date: July 2nd, 2026 11:53 AM
Author: ...,....,,........



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#49975552)



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Date: June 21st, 2026 2:20 PM
Author: Marvelous roast beef

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#49953469)



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Date: June 21st, 2026 2:24 PM
Author: Concupiscible coiffed wagecucks locus

... but I only do it about once a month! *laugh track*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#49953475)



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Date: June 21st, 2026 6:50 PM
Author: alcoholic passionate abode

FML just saw this going to KMS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#49953894)



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Date: June 22nd, 2026 8:36 AM
Author: Fear-inspiring Internal Respiration Den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#49955043)



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Date: June 21st, 2026 6:49 PM
Author: alcoholic passionate abode

you should be having affairs monthly not daily

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#49953892)



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Date: June 21st, 2026 6:51 PM
Author: Concupiscible coiffed wagecucks locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#49953897)



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Date: June 22nd, 2026 8:36 AM
Author: Fear-inspiring Internal Respiration Den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#49955044)



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Date: July 2nd, 2026 11:53 AM
Author: ...,....,,........



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#49975553)



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Date: June 21st, 2026 7:56 PM
Author: azure garrison

You find this hot and you know it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#49954025)



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Date: June 23rd, 2026 10:52 PM
Author: mauve deranged public bath patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#49959861)



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Date: June 21st, 2026 9:20 PM
Author: bistre galvanic goal in life

thoughts and prayers bro

also ttiwwop

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#49954334)



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Date: June 22nd, 2026 9:15 AM
Author: french step-uncle's house

turn her into your cuckquean

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#49955079)



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Date: June 22nd, 2026 9:36 AM
Author: flushed hyperventilating shitlib friendly grandma

She's waiting for you to make the insinuation sexual and to play into it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#49955102)



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Date: June 22nd, 2026 11:38 AM
Author: purple titillating indirect expression

women are 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#49955393)



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Date: June 23rd, 2026 6:40 PM
Author: dashing peach legend ape

Oh yeah, I'm a total retard with any secrets, I never save phone numbers and I can barely keep track of what day it is...but on this one particular issue I'm like 007 super spy level. That would be odd.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#49959010)



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Date: June 24th, 2026 10:33 AM
Author: purple titillating indirect expression

I am on your side "comes home with a lipstick stained mug" is going to raise questins with pretty much any wife

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#49960519)



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Date: July 2nd, 2026 10:47 AM
Author: gibberish (?)

Yeah that one is fair. But if it was an actual affair I'd have had a much better story. She gets new boobs on Thursday.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#49975398)



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Date: July 2nd, 2026 10:48 AM
Author: total lawyer genocide (🧐)

U need to look her in the face and tell her straight: "look, you're going to Die. We're all going to Die. Get over it."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#49975401)



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Date: July 2nd, 2026 10:51 AM
Author: gibberish (?)

YOLO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#49975410)



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Date: July 2nd, 2026 12:01 PM
Author: ,.,,.,.,,,,,,....................


Before we were married my wife came over to my apartment one night and there were two wine glasses on my coffee table and she accused me of cheating. In reality I was just a bachelor who used to drink a lot and didn’t clean up after myself and one glass was from the night before and the other was from the night before that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#49975563)



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Date: July 2nd, 2026 12:03 PM
Author: gibberish (?)

Now imagine you've been married 20 years and that still happens

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#49975566)



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Date: July 2nd, 2026 5:06 PM
Author: Long PlayroomPoon Clown Conniption ( )

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#49975938)