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It's crazy how much parity there is in men's tennis now

The difference between #1 and #30 player is truly minuscule....
hot station police squad
  08/30/25
Sun is energy, no?
narrow-minded electric native liquid oxygen
  08/31/25
Date: August 30th, 2025 10:42 PM Author: Dave Prole The ...
Mewling rusted principal's office trump supporter
  09/06/25
Didn't realize Frances Tiafoe was a poaster
Talented School Therapy
  09/08/25
That’s just because the “top” players now ...
Hyperactive Site Giraffe
  08/30/25
...
marvelous tanning salon
  09/05/25
, he lisped
razzle-dazzle flickering roommate
  08/30/25
Crazy how Alcarez and Sinner keep getting slightly more slee...
Titillating fishy potus filthpig
  08/30/25
You're being sarcastic but that's exactly right. You think t...
hot station police squad
  08/31/25
I think they are obviously better tennis players than no. 30...
Titillating fishy potus filthpig
  08/31/25
...
Contagious Market
  08/31/25
Actually tyrolean doobs literally is a convicted doper. That...
Mewling rusted principal's office trump supporter
  08/31/25
delusional take
Contagious Market
  08/31/25
this is going to go down as one of the dumbest sports thread...
Mewling rusted principal's office trump supporter
  09/03/25
Yes, Ahmurrican and uninformed at its finest.
Scarlet Crawly Macaca
  09/07/25
*3 guys win the last 13 slams* *xo deems this parity*
Mewling rusted principal's office trump supporter
  08/31/25
That's Kenny. Don't smear the rest of us on xo
supple smoky center
  08/31/25
Kenny is the quintessential xo tp
Mewling rusted principal's office trump supporter
  08/31/25
Why did a 50-year old brown pedophile open this thread?
hot station police squad
  08/31/25
we've got pedophiles of all races and ages itt!
Mewling rusted principal's office trump supporter
  08/31/25
And they're seething about their boy Carlos
hot station police squad
  08/31/25
so mad kenny
supple smoky center
  09/08/25
Bump this thread in 2-3 years when lance and doobs have each...
Mewling rusted principal's office trump supporter
  08/31/25
bump for djoker & lance alcatraz, and tyrolean doobs mak...
Mewling rusted principal's office trump supporter
  09/03/25
OP: guess number of first-time slam semifinalists in 2025 ...
Mewling rusted principal's office trump supporter
  09/03/25
Did Felix get a good night's sleep?
supple smoky center
  09/05/25
...
Mewling rusted principal's office trump supporter
  09/05/25
What? it's just Monkeytraz and Doobs over and over and will ...
offensive chartreuse corn cake
  09/05/25
alcatraz and sinner ATE more potatoes last week are you dimw...
supple smoky center
  09/05/25
...
Mewling rusted principal's office trump supporter
  09/05/25
this is literally the dumbest tennis thread ever. and xo nov...
Mewling rusted principal's office trump supporter
  09/05/25
This isn't even the dumbest thread Kenny has made all week
supple smoky center
  09/06/25
How many children did Fulano molest this week?
hot station police squad
  09/06/25
We went from Fed/Djoker/Lance to a bunch of random fags
vermilion pit cumskin
  09/05/25
random fags? the same 2 doping fags and djoker have won the ...
Mewling rusted principal's office trump supporter
  09/05/25
Sinner should be stripped of his titles, his clothes, and th...
vermilion pit cumskin
  09/05/25
189 and anisimova & sabalenka should strip together t...
Mewling rusted principal's office trump supporter
  09/05/25
Kenny
supple smoky center
  09/06/25
Fulano the Brown Molester
hot station police squad
  09/06/25
...
soggy underhanded stain
  09/06/25
Same 2 guys in 3 consec slam finals now - first time EVER ...
Mewling rusted principal's office trump supporter
  09/06/25
...
soggy underhanded stain
  09/06/25
Fulano the Brown Molester
hot station police squad
  09/06/25
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0IaelAXgAAwjYU?format=png&n...
Mewling rusted principal's office trump supporter
  09/07/25
One of the worst self owning OPs we’ve seen here in a ...
curious salmon crotch
  09/07/25
Explain
hot station police squad
  09/07/25
low IQ schtick?
Beady-eyed church building sex offender
  09/07/25
#1 seed just barely beat #25 seed in the semis Are you ac...
hot station police squad
  09/07/25
#1 and #2 “barely beat” everyone every time. Odd...
Mewling rusted principal's office trump supporter
  09/07/25
Every time? https://www.usopen.org/en_US/news/articles/2...
hot station police squad
  09/07/25
...
Scarlet Crawly Macaca
  09/07/25
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0RpfHCXoAAXvXD?format=jpg&n...
Mewling rusted principal's office trump supporter
  09/07/25
wow. at every single 2025 event that BOTH alcatraz & tyr...
Mewling rusted principal's office trump supporter
  11/03/25
alcatraz is 70-8 on the year, including 16-3 vs top 10 oppon...
Mewling rusted principal's office trump supporter
  11/13/25
Sinner finishes his season with… 58 wins 6 losse...
Mewling rusted principal's office trump supporter
  11/16/25
That result in Turin ensures that #2 Sinner will finish 2025...
Mewling rusted principal's office trump supporter
  11/16/25
final 2025 money list. top 2 are 3x the #3 guy: https://p...
Mewling rusted principal's office trump supporter
  11/17/25
AO odds: lance/doobs to win @ -1100; the field is +550 th...
Mewling rusted principal's office trump supporter
  01/15/26
Bump for AO and healthy meals
supple smoky center
  01/18/26
...
Mewling rusted principal's office trump supporter
  01/18/26
Name a player to watch in AO who isn't one of the usuals
zombie-like mad-dog skullcap
  01/18/26
to watch to break thru alcadoobs blocade? or watch to go far...
Mewling rusted principal's office trump supporter
  01/18/26
wow i called this one re tien
Mewling rusted principal's office trump supporter
  01/28/26
AO 2026 update: #1 alcatraz beat #32 yesterday 62 64 61. gue...
Mewling rusted principal's office trump supporter
  01/25/26
AO 2026 update: top 6 seeds all made the QF. top 4 all made ...
Mewling rusted principal's office trump supporter
  01/28/26
we avoid a 4th straight alcatraz-doobs slam final... by gett...
Mewling rusted principal's office trump supporter
  01/30/26
Why are you still bumping this thread dumbass? Sinner lo...
hot station police squad
  01/30/26
tomorrow, the past 15 slams = won by 3 guys (djok, alcatraz,...
Mewling rusted principal's office trump supporter
  01/31/26
Sinner lost bitch Cram it up your ass
hot station police squad
  02/01/26
๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡น Jannik Sinner & ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ธ Carlos Alcaraz dominan...
Mewling rusted principal's office trump supporter
  03/16/26
bump for tyrolean doobs winning the sunshine double w/o drop...
Mewling rusted principal's office trump supporter
  03/30/26
bump for tyrolean doobs winning the 1st 4 masters of 2026, a...
Mewling rusted principal's office trump supporter
  05/03/26
At the start of the season, I thought it was actually possib...
Pearl toilet seat
  05/03/26
tbf lance alcatraz is facing an unfortunate injury. he's far...
Mewling rusted principal's office trump supporter
  05/03/26
bump for tyrolean doobs winning the first 5 masters of 2026,...
Mewling rusted principal's office trump supporter
  05/17/26
#54 cerundolo had a better breakfast than tyrolean doobs tod...
Mewling rusted principal's office trump supporter
  05/28/26
ran here. kenny vindicated again
supple smoky center
  05/28/26
...
Mewling rusted principal's office trump supporter
  05/28/26
...
hot station police squad
  06/07/26
Bump for parity
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  07/12/26
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  07/12/26
Sinner is going to creampie.
Lawyers are the lowest form of life.
  07/12/26
Tennis star Jannik Sinner fuels his intense training with a ...
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  07/13/26


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Date: August 30th, 2025 10:42 PM
Author: hot station police squad

The difference between #1 and #30 player is truly minuscule. It amounts to like trying a little bit harder, or getting slightly more sleep / better diet the week before

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#49225252)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:34 AM
Author: narrow-minded electric native liquid oxygen

Sun is energy, no?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#49225967)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: Mewling rusted principal's office trump supporter

Date: August 30th, 2025 10:42 PM

Author: Dave Prole

The difference between #1 and #30 player is truly minuscule. It amounts to like trying a little bit harder, or getting slightly more sleep / better diet the week before

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49225252)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#49242041)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 1:24 PM
Author: Talented School Therapy

Didn't realize Frances Tiafoe was a poaster

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#49245347)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:05 PM
Author: Hyperactive Site Giraffe

That’s just because the “top” players now are sps garbage who can lose to a #153 ranked pusher any day of the week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#49225274)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: marvelous tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#49239551)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:07 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle flickering roommate

, he lisped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#49225281)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:11 PM
Author: Titillating fishy potus filthpig

Crazy how Alcarez and Sinner keep getting slightly more sleep than number 30

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#49225309)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 1:01 AM
Author: hot station police squad

You're being sarcastic but that's exactly right. You think they're more athletic or have more skill than other guys? If you zoom in on their matches they start out losing like half of them and barely win the huge ones

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#49225444)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 8:45 AM
Author: Titillating fishy potus filthpig

I think they are obviously better tennis players than no. 30.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#49225771)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 9:19 AM
Author: Contagious Market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#49225821)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:23 AM
Author: Mewling rusted principal's office trump supporter

Actually tyrolean doobs literally is a convicted doper. That’s the difference

Lance Alcatraz is the fastest guy on tour

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#49225945)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 9:20 AM
Author: Contagious Market

delusional take

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#49225822)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 8:24 PM
Author: Mewling rusted principal's office trump supporter

this is going to go down as one of the dumbest sports threads on xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#49234981)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: Scarlet Crawly Macaca

Yes, Ahmurrican and uninformed at its finest.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#49243826)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:26 AM
Author: Mewling rusted principal's office trump supporter

*3 guys win the last 13 slams* *xo deems this parity*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#49225953)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: supple smoky center

That's Kenny. Don't smear the rest of us on xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#49225973)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: Mewling rusted principal's office trump supporter

Kenny is the quintessential xo tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#49225979)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:04 PM
Author: hot station police squad

Why did a 50-year old brown pedophile open this thread?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#49226126)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: Mewling rusted principal's office trump supporter

we've got pedophiles of all races and ages itt!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#49226195)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: hot station police squad

And they're seething about their boy Carlos

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#49226197)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 1:04 PM
Author: supple smoky center

so mad kenny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#49245306)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:28 AM
Author: Mewling rusted principal's office trump supporter

Bump this thread in 2-3 years when lance and doobs have each won double digit slams.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#49225956)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 6:12 AM
Author: Mewling rusted principal's office trump supporter

bump for djoker & lance alcatraz, and tyrolean doobs making all 4 slam SFs this year but for djoker knocking off alcatraz in the RG quarters



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#49232809)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 8:23 PM
Author: Mewling rusted principal's office trump supporter

OP: guess number of first-time slam semifinalists in 2025

answer: ZERO

yep, parity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#49234977)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 3:47 PM
Author: supple smoky center

Did Felix get a good night's sleep?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#49239299)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Mewling rusted principal's office trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#49239550)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 3:52 PM
Author: offensive chartreuse corn cake

What? it's just Monkeytraz and Doobs over and over and will be for a decade. They slip up rarely but they're so much better than the field and NOVAX is declining.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#49239312)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 4:55 PM
Author: supple smoky center

alcatraz and sinner ATE more potatoes last week are you dimwitted

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#49239486)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Mewling rusted principal's office trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#49239548)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: Mewling rusted principal's office trump supporter

this is literally the dumbest tennis thread ever. and xo novax still reached all 4 slam semis this year. it's the big 2 + djoker. rofl parity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#49239553)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 11:57 AM
Author: supple smoky center

This isn't even the dumbest thread Kenny has made all week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#49240874)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 12:04 PM
Author: hot station police squad

How many children did Fulano molest this week?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#49240881)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: vermilion pit cumskin

We went from Fed/Djoker/Lance to a bunch of random fags

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#49239552)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:16 PM
Author: Mewling rusted principal's office trump supporter

random fags? the same 2 doping fags and djoker have won the past 13 slame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#49239557)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:18 PM
Author: vermilion pit cumskin

Sinner should be stripped of his titles, his clothes, and thrown to the men who would be paying his rent in any other era of tennis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#49239570)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Mewling rusted principal's office trump supporter

189

and anisimova & sabalenka should strip together tmw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#49239580)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 5:31 PM
Author: supple smoky center

Kenny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#49241623)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 5:40 PM
Author: hot station police squad

Fulano the Brown Molester

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#49241633)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:30 PM
Author: soggy underhanded stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#49242045)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:26 PM
Author: Mewling rusted principal's office trump supporter

Same 2 guys in 3 consec slam finals now - first time EVER

lol Kenny

Not even Federer and lance managed this.

Must be the spaghetti and paella.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#49242039)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:30 PM
Author: soggy underhanded stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#49242044)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:34 PM
Author: hot station police squad

Fulano the Brown Molester

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#49242050)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:08 AM
Author: Mewling rusted principal's office trump supporter

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0IaelAXgAAwjYU?format=png&name=small

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#49242477)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:37 AM
Author: curious salmon crotch

One of the worst self owning OPs we’ve seen here in a while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#49242508)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:42 AM
Author: hot station police squad

Explain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#49242514)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:58 AM
Author: Beady-eyed church building sex offender

low IQ schtick?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#49242527)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 9:07 AM
Author: hot station police squad

#1 seed just barely beat #25 seed in the semis

Are you actually the one running a retard shtick?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#49242535)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 11:47 AM
Author: Mewling rusted principal's office trump supporter

#1 and #2 “barely beat” everyone every time. Odd case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#49242777)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 4:44 PM
Author: hot station police squad

Every time?

https://www.usopen.org/en_US/news/articles/2024-08-29/carlos_alcaraz_suffers_shock_2024_us_open_defeat_to_botic_van_de_zandschulp.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#49243374)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 7:43 PM
Author: Scarlet Crawly Macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#49243830)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 7:33 PM
Author: Mewling rusted principal's office trump supporter

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0RpfHCXoAAXvXD?format=jpg&name=large

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#49243816)



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Date: November 3rd, 2025 8:20 PM
Author: Mewling rusted principal's office trump supporter

wow. at every single 2025 event that BOTH alcatraz & tyrolean doobs played, one of them one the title.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G423H-SWUAAOihg?format=jpg&name=medium

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#49399257)



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Date: November 13th, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: Mewling rusted principal's office trump supporter

alcatraz is 70-8 on the year, including 16-3 vs top 10 opponents (only losses are tyrolean doobs, djoker and fritz).

tyrolean doobs is 53-6 on the year, including 16-4 vs top 10 opponents (4 losses to alcatraz)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#49428010)



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Date: November 16th, 2025 10:21 PM
Author: Mewling rusted principal's office trump supporter

Sinner finishes his season with…

58 wins

6 losses

6 titles (2 Slams, ATP Finals 1M1000)

11.500 points

One of the best year end #2 seasons in history

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#49436958)



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Date: November 16th, 2025 10:32 PM
Author: Mewling rusted principal's office trump supporter

That result in Turin ensures that #2 Sinner will finish 2025 with more than twice as many ranking points as #3 Zverev.

Never before has tennis felt so starkly stratified.

https://x.com/BenRothenberg/status/1989453658040222173

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#49436978)



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Date: November 17th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: Mewling rusted principal's office trump supporter

final 2025 money list. top 2 are 3x the #3 guy:

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G58w3iuXwAAogNX?format=jpg&name=900x900

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#49438939)



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Date: January 15th, 2026 7:53 PM
Author: Mewling rusted principal's office trump supporter

AO odds: lance/doobs to win @ -1100; the field is +550

the market doesn't seem to agree with OP

https://sportsbook.draftkings.com/leagues/tennis/australian-open-men?category=futures&subcategory=winner-specials

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#49592738)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:10 PM
Author: supple smoky center

Bump for AO and healthy meals

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#49598974)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:43 PM
Author: Mewling rusted principal's office trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#49599041)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:13 PM
Author: zombie-like mad-dog skullcap

Name a player to watch in AO who isn't one of the usuals

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#49598977)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:44 PM
Author: Mewling rusted principal's office trump supporter

to watch to break thru alcadoobs blocade? or watch to go far?

nobody not a usual is beating alcadoobs.

to watch to go far -- watch nowag learner (tennis teen) tien. hes 20 and seeded at a slam for the first time



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#49599047)



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Date: January 28th, 2026 8:40 AM
Author: Mewling rusted principal's office trump supporter

wow i called this one re tien

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#49626059)



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Date: January 25th, 2026 12:48 AM
Author: Mewling rusted principal's office trump supporter

AO 2026 update: #1 alcatraz beat #32 yesterday 62 64 61. guess he just eat some better shepard's pie down in melbourne than the #32 guy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#49616728)



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Date: January 28th, 2026 8:40 AM
Author: Mewling rusted principal's office trump supporter

AO 2026 update: top 6 seeds all made the QF. top 4 all made the SF.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#49626057)



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Date: January 30th, 2026 9:34 AM
Author: Mewling rusted principal's office trump supporter

we avoid a 4th straight alcatraz-doobs slam final... by getting a 24 time slam champ instead. that's some parity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#49632584)



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Date: January 30th, 2026 5:44 PM
Author: hot station police squad

Why are you still bumping this thread dumbass?

Sinner lost

You were PWNED

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#49634102)



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Date: January 31st, 2026 7:36 PM
Author: Mewling rusted principal's office trump supporter

tomorrow, the past 15 slams = won by 3 guys (djok, alcatraz, doobs)

that's some serious parity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#49636738)



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Date: February 1st, 2026 3:21 AM
Author: hot station police squad

Sinner lost bitch

Cram it up your ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#49637675)



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Date: March 16th, 2026 11:56 AM
Author: Mewling rusted principal's office trump supporter

๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡น Jannik Sinner & ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ธ Carlos Alcaraz dominance continues: they have won the last ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ– ๐ญ๐จ๐ฎ๐ซ๐ง๐š๐ฆ๐ž๐ง๐ญ๐ฌ in which both were in the draw

๐‘‡โ„Ž๐‘’ ๐‘™๐‘Ž๐‘ ๐‘ก ๐‘œ๐‘›๐‘’ ๐‘ค๐‘–๐‘กโ„Ž๐‘œ๐‘ข๐‘ก ๐‘กโ„Ž๐‘’๐‘š ๐‘ค๐‘Ž๐‘  ๐‘€๐‘Ž๐‘‘๐‘Ÿ๐‘–๐‘‘ 2024, ๐‘ค๐‘œ๐‘› ๐‘๐‘ฆ ๐ด๐‘›๐‘‘๐‘Ÿ๐‘’๐‘ฆ ๐‘…๐‘ข๐‘๐‘™๐‘’๐‘ฃ

https://x.com/TennisMyLife68/status/2033340792664670454

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#49748059)



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Date: March 30th, 2026 7:16 AM
Author: Mewling rusted principal's office trump supporter

bump for tyrolean doobs winning the sunshine double w/o dropping the set

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#49780103)



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Date: May 3rd, 2026 3:43 PM
Author: Mewling rusted principal's office trump supporter

bump for tyrolean doobs winning the 1st 4 masters of 2026, and being 30-2 on the year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#49861962)



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Date: May 3rd, 2026 3:52 PM
Author: Pearl toilet seat

At the start of the season, I thought it was actually possible that Alcafraud might actually have a historic year given the Australian Open win. But he just isn't consistent enough. Granted, his style is fun to watch. Especially compared to Janik Doper and his carrot juice.

Meanwhile, the Americans are pretty much all a disgrace. Trying to be influencers instead of doing the actual work to be the Top Guy.

The OP was wrong to say there is parity in the top 30, unless you mean the men ranked 4 - 30 (maybe 3 - 30, now that Djokovic is legitimately just old.) But there's no reason why one of these other guys can't win ONE major over Lance and Doobs. I get the sense that frauds like Taylor Fritz are just happy to be there and to collect checks from random vodka company sponsors than to do what it takes to be truly great. Sad!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#49861979)



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Date: May 3rd, 2026 6:39 PM
Author: Mewling rusted principal's office trump supporter

tbf lance alcatraz is facing an unfortunate injury. he's far more talented and excited than tyrolean doobs. injuries are bad for one's legacy. you cant just miss slams in your prime and expect to be the GOAT. fed and djoker were amazingly consistent and injury free, and lance's doping-induced injuries hurt his legacy.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#49862392)



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Date: May 17th, 2026 2:02 PM
Author: Mewling rusted principal's office trump supporter

bump for tyrolean doobs winning the first 5 masters of 2026, and 34 straight masters match wins.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#49887699)



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Date: May 28th, 2026 12:21 PM
Author: Mewling rusted principal's office trump supporter

#54 cerundolo had a better breakfast than tyrolean doobs today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#49905054)



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Date: May 28th, 2026 1:34 PM
Author: supple smoky center

ran here. kenny vindicated again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#49905107)



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Date: May 28th, 2026 3:46 PM
Author: Mewling rusted principal's office trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#49905296)



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Date: June 7th, 2026 11:35 AM
Author: hot station police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#49919996)



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Date: July 12th, 2026 7:45 AM
Author: Debunked antisemitic trope

Bump for parity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#49994012)



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Date: July 12th, 2026 8:00 AM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#49994028)



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Date: July 12th, 2026 8:37 AM
Author: Lawyers are the lowest form of life.

Sinner is going to creampie.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#49994053)



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Date: July 13th, 2026 9:30 AM
Author: Debunked antisemitic trope

Tennis star Jannik Sinner fuels his intense training with a balanced breakfast of eggs, whole-grain bread or toast, Greek yogurt with fresh fruit and whole-grain cereal, and honey or jam. This combination provides the lean protein and complex carbohydrates needed for sustained energy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#49996110)