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Closing argument time this morning. Inshallah I’ll channel my inner EPAH

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Sooty travel guidebook wagecucks
  04/29/26
3-5 current posters max has ever done a jury trial
Titillating fantasy-prone center
  04/29/26
You guys do trials in SaAs Law, Ricky?
Sooty travel guidebook wagecucks
  04/29/26
Not Ricky, jewish darkness tp
Titillating fantasy-prone center
  05/01/26
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Plum odious ticket booth volcanic crater
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Ultramarine university antidepressant drug
  04/29/26
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Sooty travel guidebook wagecucks
  04/29/26
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Plum odious ticket booth volcanic crater
  05/01/26
the elegant lisp, the sassy hand motions, all of it.
deep zombie-like black woman
  04/29/26
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Fighting lilac hospital macaca
  04/29/26
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Plum odious ticket booth volcanic crater
  05/01/26
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Cocky spectacular private investor
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glittery confused mad-dog skullcap
  05/01/26
you forgot the WOC paralegal
glittery confused mad-dog skullcap
  05/01/26
Flocks of stylish WoCs in business casual attire tp
Plum odious ticket booth volcanic crater
  05/01/26
https://imgur.com/a/does-she-know-xw1Aoz0 :-((( I'd be b...
Fighting lilac hospital macaca
  05/02/26
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Plum odious ticket booth volcanic crater
  05/02/26
Just got the not guilty verdict. Pretty chill.
Sooty travel guidebook wagecucks
  04/29/26
Did you hit the jury with dat "i'm gay" during clo...
deep zombie-like black woman
  04/29/26
Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, in conclusion, I love men
Sooty travel guidebook wagecucks
  04/29/26
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Plum odious ticket booth volcanic crater
  04/29/26
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adventurous sinister library people who are hurt
  04/29/26
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bateful unholy azn
  04/29/26
180!
Fighting lilac hospital macaca
  04/29/26
hell yeah
Ultramarine university antidepressant drug
  04/29/26
Attorney watching my closing said I TROUNCED the DA. It was ...
Sooty travel guidebook wagecucks
  04/30/26
What happened to the pallets?
Contagious fortuitous meteor
  04/30/26
He dropped a few and they were scattered all over the street...
Sooty travel guidebook wagecucks
  04/30/26
What a retard. Were you saying ur client wasn’t that g...
slippery vibrant school legal warrant
  05/01/26
To be precise, We got the theft charge dropped at the prelim...
Sooty travel guidebook wagecucks
  05/01/26
How many people are out on the streets at 4 am in ski masks ...
slippery vibrant school legal warrant
  05/01/26
To be fair, this was in the winter, when temp was in the 30s...
Sooty travel guidebook wagecucks
  05/01/26
Post your closing argument text
mind-boggling chocolate stage messiness
  05/01/26
Don’t have one. I wrote out some bullet points that co...
Sooty travel guidebook wagecucks
  05/01/26
I initially read this as “prancing around the house&rd...
slippery vibrant school legal warrant
  05/01/26
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Plum odious ticket booth volcanic crater
  05/01/26
How do you describe reasonable doubt for the retarded proles...
mind-boggling chocolate stage messiness
  05/02/26
I wonder what % of white people own a ski mask vs % of nigge...
slippery vibrant school legal warrant
  05/01/26
The most prestigious per capita ski mask ownership discussio...
Plum odious ticket booth volcanic crater
  05/01/26
180
adventurous sinister library people who are hurt
  05/01/26
180. I love forklift cases
Ultramarine university antidepressant drug
  05/01/26
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yapping seedy ladyboy circlehead
  04/30/26
How much do you get paid now? Can I hire you?
crystalline juggernaut church
  04/30/26
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crystalline juggernaut church
  05/01/26
just don't channel your outer EPAH. no one thinks of Kermit ...
Onyx newt
  05/01/26
My throat has been hurting and I suspect it’s from all...
Sooty travel guidebook wagecucks
  05/01/26
Do you ever think you'll go private?
slippery vibrant school legal warrant
  05/01/26
Yeah, I may do it eventually but I just hate the idea of bei...
Sooty travel guidebook wagecucks
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Plum odious ticket booth volcanic crater
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slippery vibrant school legal warrant
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Plum odious ticket booth volcanic crater
  05/01/26
Yea plus youre dumb and lazy and would fail miserably
Insane passionate pistol
  05/01/26
Shalom.
Plum odious ticket booth volcanic crater
  05/01/26
congrats!
glittery confused mad-dog skullcap
  05/01/26
Ginger tea with honey!
adventurous sinister library people who are hurt
  05/01/26
180
Plum odious ticket booth volcanic crater
  05/01/26
Looking forward to this, ty
Sooty travel guidebook wagecucks
  05/01/26
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Plum odious ticket booth volcanic crater
  05/01/26
Not sure how sterilizing your kid is gonna help w the trial
Insane passionate pistol
  05/01/26
Okay, I lol’d
Plum odious ticket booth volcanic crater
  05/01/26
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Fighting lilac hospital macaca
  05/02/26


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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:19 PM
Author: Sooty travel guidebook wagecucks



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:20 PM
Author: Titillating fantasy-prone center

3-5 current posters max has ever done a jury trial

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#49851229)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:23 PM
Author: Sooty travel guidebook wagecucks

You guys do trials in SaAs Law, Ricky?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#49851237)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 4:10 PM
Author: Titillating fantasy-prone center

Not Ricky, jewish darkness tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#49857429)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 7:35 PM
Author: Plum odious ticket booth volcanic crater



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:32 PM
Author: Ultramarine university antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#49851269)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:38 PM
Author: Sooty travel guidebook wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#49851296)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:13 PM
Author: Plum odious ticket booth volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#49858174)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:32 PM
Author: deep zombie-like black woman

the elegant lisp, the sassy hand motions, all of it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#49851271)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 6:07 PM
Author: Fighting lilac hospital macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#49852359)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 7:36 PM
Author: Plum odious ticket booth volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#49857979)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 2:07 PM
Author: Cocky spectacular private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#49854597)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:02 PM
Author: glittery confused mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#49858147)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:03 PM
Author: glittery confused mad-dog skullcap

you forgot the WOC paralegal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#49858148)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:06 PM
Author: Plum odious ticket booth volcanic crater

Flocks of stylish WoCs in business casual attire tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#49858159)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 5:41 PM
Author: Fighting lilac hospital macaca

https://imgur.com/a/does-she-know-xw1Aoz0

:-((( I'd be better off in a pine box, on a slow train back to Georgia than recalling that heady week.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#49860142)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 5:48 PM
Author: Plum odious ticket booth volcanic crater



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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:27 PM
Author: Sooty travel guidebook wagecucks

Just got the not guilty verdict. Pretty chill.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#49852210)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:30 PM
Author: deep zombie-like black woman

Did you hit the jury with dat "i'm gay" during closing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#49852219)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:51 PM
Author: Sooty travel guidebook wagecucks

Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, in conclusion, I love men

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#49852289)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:51 PM
Author: Plum odious ticket booth volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#49852293)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:53 PM
Author: adventurous sinister library people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#49852307)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 7:20 PM
Author: bateful unholy azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#49852622)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 6:06 PM
Author: Fighting lilac hospital macaca

180!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#49852357)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 10:27 PM
Author: Ultramarine university antidepressant drug

hell yeah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#49852981)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 1:06 PM
Author: Sooty travel guidebook wagecucks

Attorney watching my closing said I TROUNCED the DA. It was a felony theft and vandalism where someone was seen on video driving a forklift through a fence into a business and taking pallets with the forklift lol. The video showed a guy with an orange vest, a ski mask and dark clothing. My client was found about an hour later 0.5 miles away on his escooter at 4 am wearing clothes matching that description.

There was also a security guard who ID’d my client as the guy. One issue was that the security guard got on the stand and didn’t really remember IDing my client and said he was far away and it was hard to see much

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#49854517)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 2:11 PM
Author: Contagious fortuitous meteor

What happened to the pallets?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#49854603)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 2:22 PM
Author: Sooty travel guidebook wagecucks

He dropped a few and they were scattered all over the street, then he tried to get another load on the forklift and just Left them on the side of the road lol. So he wasn’t successful in stealing them and there was no getaway vehicle/car to load the pallets onto caught on video

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#49854623)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 11:50 AM
Author: slippery vibrant school legal warrant

What a retard. Were you saying ur client wasn’t that guy or it didn’t meet the elements of theft? Why didn’t DA bring criminal mischief charge

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#49856810)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 12:05 PM
Author: Sooty travel guidebook wagecucks

To be precise, We got the theft charge dropped at the preliminary hearing (probable cause hearing) by the judge. So this trial was just for felony vandalism. My argument was that they got the wrong guy.

Additional facts in my favor :

my client was actually the second guy they stopped. The first guy was also wearing a ski mask and dark clothing but he had a yellow jacket. It was clearly different than the orange vest that could be seen in the video surveilllance , so they let the guy go. (He told officers he was going to work). I argued that had the police investigated a bit more they might have found a third or fourth guy wearing a similar working class uniform with a ski mask and orange vest because this was an industrial area, and maybe whoever committed this crime was wearing something that he knew would be inconspicuous

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#49856848)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 12:37 PM
Author: slippery vibrant school legal warrant

How many people are out on the streets at 4 am in ski masks in Visalia, wtf is going on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#49856911)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:00 PM
Author: Sooty travel guidebook wagecucks

To be fair, this was in the winter, when temp was in the 30s or early 40s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#49856950)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:41 PM
Author: mind-boggling chocolate stage messiness

Post your closing argument text

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#49857030)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 2:05 PM
Author: Sooty travel guidebook wagecucks

Don’t have one. I wrote out some bullet points that cover the reasonable doubts that I wanted to address and then I freestyled it from there my man. I always practice out loud a lot in the car and pacing around the house though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#49857095)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 3:02 PM
Author: slippery vibrant school legal warrant

I initially read this as “prancing around the house”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#49857244)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:13 PM
Author: Plum odious ticket booth volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#49858175)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 3:15 PM
Author: mind-boggling chocolate stage messiness

How do you describe reasonable doubt for the retarded proles

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#49859824)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:58 PM
Author: slippery vibrant school legal warrant

I wonder what % of white people own a ski mask vs % of niggers that own one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#49857084)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:14 PM
Author: Plum odious ticket booth volcanic crater

The most prestigious per capita ski mask ownership discussion board in the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#49858176)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:02 PM
Author: adventurous sinister library people who are hurt

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#49856953)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 4:56 PM
Author: Ultramarine university antidepressant drug

180. I love forklift cases

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#49857530)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 2:11 PM
Author: yapping seedy ladyboy circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#49854604)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 1:08 PM
Author: crystalline juggernaut church

How much do you get paid now? Can I hire you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#49854522)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 11:43 AM
Author: crystalline juggernaut church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#49856799)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 12:40 PM
Author: Onyx newt

just don't channel your outer EPAH. no one thinks of Kermit The Frog and sees a top tier lawyer.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#49856919)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 4:20 PM
Author: Sooty travel guidebook wagecucks

My throat has been hurting and I suspect it’s from all the talking in court and stress of trial. not to say that this was a really high pressure trial, but im usually exhausted for a couple days after… a comedown after all the adrenaline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#49857452)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 5:17 PM
Author: slippery vibrant school legal warrant

Do you ever think you'll go private?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#49857597)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 7:34 PM
Author: Sooty travel guidebook wagecucks

Yeah, I may do it eventually but I just hate the idea of being distracted and stressed out by business concerns. This way I get the pure majesty of the law, but the high caseload is a downside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#49857972)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 7:34 PM
Author: Plum odious ticket booth volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#49857974)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: slippery vibrant school legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#49858084)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 8:48 PM
Author: Plum odious ticket booth volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#49858108)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:07 PM
Author: Insane passionate pistol

Yea plus youre dumb and lazy and would fail miserably

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#49858160)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:07 PM
Author: Plum odious ticket booth volcanic crater

Shalom.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#49858162)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:03 PM
Author: glittery confused mad-dog skullcap

congrats!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#49858149)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:04 PM
Author: adventurous sinister library people who are hurt

Ginger tea with honey!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#49858150)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:05 PM
Author: Plum odious ticket booth volcanic crater

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#49858156)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:36 PM
Author: Sooty travel guidebook wagecucks

Looking forward to this, ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#49858226)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:36 PM
Author: Plum odious ticket booth volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#49858227)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:07 PM
Author: Insane passionate pistol

Not sure how sterilizing your kid is gonna help w the trial

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#49858161)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:13 PM
Author: Plum odious ticket booth volcanic crater

Okay, I lol’d

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#49858173)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 5:49 PM
Author: Fighting lilac hospital macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#49860163)