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Found a way to rage bait foreigners. Watching WC at a bar, yell "JUST BOOT IT!"

Over and over again. No way you're leaving that bar with...
Pink Cracking Lettuce
  06/16/26
you stupid americans don't UNDERSTAND futbol. your not supp...
claret mental disorder
  06/16/26
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Pink Cracking Lettuce
  06/16/26
you don't miss 100% of the shots you don't take
claret mental disorder
  06/16/26
it's bad luck to get more than 2 goals in a game
jet big dopamine
  06/16/26
IT'S ABOUT GAMEPLAY, CLOCK MANAGEMENT, AND SPORTSMANSHIP LIK...
Talented spot
  06/16/26
"WHY AREN'T THEY JUST KICKING IT IN THE GOAL?? ARE THEY...
Burgundy magical national useless brakes
  06/16/26
The goal is HUGE and the goalie is tiny.
Pink Cracking Lettuce
  06/16/26
One of my sons is coming along as a soccer player, and 2 of ...
Mind-boggling base
  06/16/26
Soccer desperately needs to be moneyballed. 400 shots on goa...
Aphrodisiac Hunting Ground Partner
  06/16/26
...
Burgundy magical national useless brakes
  06/16/26
i saw a funny clip from Cal Ripken but can't find it now. he...
Sapphire hospital black woman
  06/16/26
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Mind-boggling base
  06/16/26
also there are no enforcers. they barely sub and have an ent...
claret mental disorder
  06/16/26
I don't get why goalies wear mickey mouse gloves. Can someon...
Talented spot
  06/16/26
This works for kids leagues, but won't work in the pros
electric puce ticket booth becky
  06/16/26
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Mind-boggling base
  06/16/26
one trick that works everytime: says "well if our NFL p...
Sapphire hospital black woman
  06/16/26
Why can't they keep playing until the tie is broken?
cerebral effete incel
  06/16/26
WHY DON'T THEY JUST SCORE MORE GOALS THAN THE OTHER TEAM ...
Burgundy magical national useless brakes
  06/16/26
Ties are really faggy.
copper boyish lodge
  06/16/26
8 of the first 19 games in the World Cup ended in a tie-- in...
cerebral effete incel
  06/16/26
where tf is bloodacre btw
aromatic geriatric orchestra pit
  06/16/26
BW3s
copper boyish lodge
  06/17/26
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aromatic geriatric orchestra pit
  06/17/26


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Date: June 16th, 2026 11:25 AM
Author: Pink Cracking Lettuce

Over and over again.

No way you're leaving that bar without chucking knucks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874676&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#49941959)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 11:32 AM
Author: claret mental disorder

you stupid americans don't UNDERSTAND futbol. your not supposed to actually try to score.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874676&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#49941962)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 12:07 PM
Author: Pink Cracking Lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874676&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#49941976)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 12:26 PM
Author: claret mental disorder

you don't miss 100% of the shots you don't take

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874676&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#49941994)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 12:28 PM
Author: jet big dopamine

it's bad luck to get more than 2 goals in a game

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874676&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#49941997)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 1:54 PM
Author: Talented spot

IT'S ABOUT GAMEPLAY, CLOCK MANAGEMENT, AND SPORTSMANSHIP LIKE TAKING A NOSE DIVE BECAUSE SOMEONE TOUCHED YOUR JERSEY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874676&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#49942078)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 12:17 PM
Author: Burgundy magical national useless brakes

"WHY AREN'T THEY JUST KICKING IT IN THE GOAL?? ARE THEY FUCKING STUPID??!?!?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874676&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#49941987)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 12:33 PM
Author: Pink Cracking Lettuce

The goal is HUGE and the goalie is tiny.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874676&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#49942002)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 12:35 PM
Author: Mind-boggling base

One of my sons is coming along as a soccer player, and 2 of the things we're working on are: (1) taking a good shot when you have one, rather than trying to manufacture a great shot and (2) putting the ball in the middle of the field for your teammates, instead of trying to dribble around a bunch of defenders to create a great shot--that is unlikely to come to fruition--for yourself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874676&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#49942007)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 12:47 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Hunting Ground Partner

Soccer desperately needs to be moneyballed. 400 shots on goal a game from all over the field. Block the goalie's view with guys on shoulders, forming a circle around the ball as its dribbled downfield, etc. Lots of low hanging fruit here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874676&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#49942018)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 12:47 PM
Author: Burgundy magical national useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874676&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#49942019)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 1:21 PM
Author: Sapphire hospital black woman

i saw a funny clip from Cal Ripken but can't find it now. he was a standout soccer player in high school and was recruited for college soccer.

anyway, some famous soccer player was asking Ripken about his playing style and Ripken said he was always ready to take a good shot on goal. the player asked what Ripken considered a good shot and Ripken laughed and said "anything within 50 yards was a good shot for me."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874676&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#49942056)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 2:03 PM
Author: Mind-boggling base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874676&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#49942099)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 1:48 PM
Author: claret mental disorder

also there are no enforcers. they barely sub and have an entire bench sitting there with faggy vests never seeing any action. get one or two of them to be the team instigators and put them in to fuck with the other team if you're fighting an uphill battle like paragay was

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874676&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#49942072)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 1:56 PM
Author: Talented spot

I don't get why goalies wear mickey mouse gloves. Can someone explain like I'm 40?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874676&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#49942081)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 1:00 PM
Author: electric puce ticket booth becky

This works for kids leagues, but won't work in the pros

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874676&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#49942037)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 12:32 PM
Author: Mind-boggling base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874676&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#49942001)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 1:15 PM
Author: Sapphire hospital black woman

one trick that works everytime: says "well if our NFL players had played soccer, the US would be better than the rest of the world."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874676&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#49942041)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 1:17 PM
Author: cerebral effete incel

Why can't they keep playing until the tie is broken?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874676&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#49942045)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 1:19 PM
Author: Burgundy magical national useless brakes

WHY DON'T THEY JUST SCORE MORE GOALS THAN THE OTHER TEAM

ARE THEY FUCKING STUPID??!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874676&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#49942050)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 1:54 PM
Author: copper boyish lodge

Ties are really faggy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874676&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#49942077)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 1:56 PM
Author: cerebral effete incel

8 of the first 19 games in the World Cup ended in a tie-- including a 0-0

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874676&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#49942082)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 5:04 PM
Author: aromatic geriatric orchestra pit

where tf is bloodacre btw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874676&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#49942367)



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Date: June 17th, 2026 4:35 AM
Author: copper boyish lodge

BW3s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874676&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#49943528)



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Date: June 17th, 2026 11:58 AM
Author: aromatic geriatric orchestra pit

🇺🇸🫡

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874676&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#49944067)