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the Carl Spackler: 1/2lb of cajun chicken (dark meat), j...
180 Sable Gaping
  09/10/09
flame. carl spackler would never ruin his physique with chee...
arousing sanctuary trust fund
  09/10/09
updated
180 Sable Gaping
  09/10/09
nice
arousing sanctuary trust fund
  09/10/09
Yummy.
Narrow-minded swashbuckling state generalized bond
  09/10/09
can I get half of each and call it the dark and light skinne...
appetizing irate hell
  09/10/09
The Radek - whatever the person ordering before him had, wit...
electric fluffy bawdyhouse idiot
  09/10/09
solzy shake n steaks triple spaghetti with a quartered wh...
wild clown half-breed
  09/10/09
how about the ;;;;.....;.,.,. deluxe? 1/4 pound pastrami pil...
Marvelous seedy karate
  09/10/09
julia/00psie daisy a creampie, supplied by a chitown guid...
wild clown half-breed
  09/10/09
"thank you for compliment of great sandwich"
cerise vigorous mad-dog skullcap resort
  09/11/09
180
Out-of-control Reading Party
  06/25/10
the whoroscope - one cucumber, lightly glazed with "spe...
maize soggy stage old irish cottage
  09/10/09
the merriweather post pavilion - pork katsu cutlet with cole...
heady public bath
  09/10/09
180
stirring national security agency internal respiration
  09/10/09
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stirring national security agency internal respiration
  04/06/10
there is actually a sandwich named after me at the deli by m...
Transparent trump supporter
  09/10/09
Sweet.
Narrow-minded swashbuckling state generalized bond
  09/10/09
OUTTED
Mildly autistic center immigrant
  09/10/09
not likely.
Transparent trump supporter
  09/10/09
rowan - blood pudding with aioli on cornbread
heady public bath
  09/10/09
i'd say cucumber and tofu.
opaque fragrant ladyboy french chef
  09/10/09
Wtf.
Narrow-minded swashbuckling state generalized bond
  09/10/09
tofu is neutral and can be flavored any way, depends on how ...
opaque fragrant ladyboy french chef
  09/10/09
But I'm a sworn enemy of vegetarianism.
Narrow-minded swashbuckling state generalized bond
  09/10/09
mfcr
Big canary water buffalo locus
  09/10/09
The Rowan - a little bit of every meat and every topping, be...
maize soggy stage old irish cottage
  09/10/09
I was thinking of one of those combo sandwiches. On on hand,...
Narrow-minded swashbuckling state generalized bond
  09/10/09
do you not check your email any more FRIEND
stirring national security agency internal respiration
  09/10/09
I replied a couple hours ago!
Narrow-minded swashbuckling state generalized bond
  09/10/09
the :D - PB&J, no crusts, cut diagonally, served in a pl...
heady public bath
  09/10/09
...
Vivacious slippery parlour
  09/10/09
nice
arousing sanctuary trust fund
  09/10/09
ty
Big canary water buffalo locus
  09/10/09
lol
Nudist aromatic jew temple
  09/10/09
180
Narrow-minded swashbuckling state generalized bond
  09/10/09
180
federal orchestra pit
  09/10/09
...
vengeful university weed whacker
  09/10/09
A+
Talented cruel-hearted roommate hissy fit
  09/11/09
6'2
Cerebral Fat Ankles
  09/11/09
the MDH - A sandwich advertised as containing 36 oz of roast...
heady public bath
  09/10/09
lol
maize soggy stage old irish cottage
  09/10/09
the "aurochs & angels" combo - the above sandw...
appetizing irate hell
  09/10/09
rach - free reign behind the counter to make whatever you wa...
opaque fragrant ladyboy french chef
  09/10/09
takes your order, then disappears for six months
maize soggy stage old irish cottage
  09/10/09
sup
Big canary water buffalo locus
  09/10/09
The Swanus - a delicious helping of turkey, on smorgas
maize soggy stage old irish cottage
  09/10/09
the Meanest Fish/Mandy - fried tilapia, bologna, and boiled ...
heady public bath
  09/10/09
and when you miss work from puking it up all night you get c...
opaque fragrant ladyboy french chef
  09/10/09
the BEL - organic cashew butter, fig jelly, and a slice of g...
stirring national security agency internal respiration
  09/10/09
tyft
Iridescent nofapping pistol
  09/10/09
lulz that sounds yummy.
Ocher property ratface
  09/11/09
this is actually a real sandwich at a bar in chicago. it's f...
stirring national security agency internal respiration
  09/11/09
teh hizzla - three 16 oz burger patties with a half pound of...
heady public bath
  09/10/09
served with a diet coke
opaque fragrant ladyboy french chef
  09/10/09
and small side salad
heady public bath
  09/10/09
big gurl u r beautiful
Mildly autistic center immigrant
  09/10/09
ty
Big canary water buffalo locus
  09/10/09
lol
federal orchestra pit
  09/10/09
the because of gay posse - chocolate eclair, extra cream fil...
heady public bath
  09/10/09
the Earl - Persian kitty meat, bittermelon, and Chef Bob's f...
appetizing irate hell
  09/10/09
the Midnight Cowboy - chitlins & fried chicken on wonder...
appetizing irate hell
  09/10/09
Black people don't eat mayo.
Godawful macaca
  09/11/09
wonder bread + mayo represents whiteness
appetizing irate hell
  09/11/09
wtf?
Obsidian Sound Barrier Library
  09/11/09
the texASS - slow-cooked brisket and pickles on potato bun, ...
heady public bath
  09/10/09
Delicious tytyty
cracking regret corner
  09/11/09
the The Box - thinly sliced veal medallions with spring gree...
heady public bath
  09/10/09
sublime
Big canary water buffalo locus
  09/10/09
the FCA - one jaggedly, violently, and haphazardly cut hot d...
heady public bath
  09/10/09
lol
180 Sable Gaping
  09/11/09
The JBD, which actually turns out to be nothing but Spam.
Rough-skinned razzmatazz cruise ship fanboi
  09/10/09
spam on a bagel IMPALED for no good reason at all
appetizing irate hell
  09/10/09
ty. I knew it needed more.
Rough-skinned razzmatazz cruise ship fanboi
  09/10/09
lul
Iridescent nofapping pistol
  09/10/09
the nyuug - a premade sandwich sitting in the display case t...
heady public bath
  09/10/09
the whitepride - a hormel turkey and government cheese sandw...
heady public bath
  09/10/09
THE NICK SWISHER JUGGERNAUT -- Zabar's pastrami on Ess-A eve...
laughsome goal in life candlestick maker
  09/10/09
ty
multi-colored locale
  09/10/09
To be fair, The Medea - thinly cut slices of fresh, blood...
Dark ticket booth antidepressant drug
  09/10/09
don't you mean 'leaves it for you in a trash can in a stall ...
heady public bath
  09/11/09
Mine is a handful of crushed prescriptions sandwiched by two...
jade tantric home corn cake
  09/10/09
sushi and roxis, breakfast of champions
wild clown half-breed
  09/10/09
DA KOR: BIG ASS DARK SAUSAGE IN BETWEEN SOME OF DEM WHITE...
exciting arrogant community account windowlicker
  09/10/09
OH FO SHO!
exciting arrogant community account windowlicker
  09/11/09
...
Gold Depressive
  09/10/09
The Imogen
Gold Depressive
  09/11/09
The Sonic Youth: Raw chunks of young white meat chicken b...
jade tantric home corn cake
  09/10/09
lol
Irradiated milky elastic band
  09/11/09
The Rock, Start wit--IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT SANDWICH YOU ...
razzle-dazzle haunting point dragon
  09/10/09
The Crablegs - two giant Mrs. Fields cookies with frosting p...
hot space hunting ground
  09/11/09
The Watchmen the Poster: A live duckling elegantly restra...
jade tantric home corn cake
  09/11/09
...
maize soggy stage old irish cottage
  09/11/09
The Blue Smoke: Any regular menu sandwich served in two s...
jade tantric home corn cake
  09/11/09
"THE BOX-Sophmore Special" 1lb of sliced roast ...
curious hairy legs
  09/11/09
the Does I and II Special - thinly sliced pony flesh on marb...
heady public bath
  09/11/09
180
motley brindle base digit ratio
  09/11/09
lols!
Carmine vibrant native selfie
  04/06/10
the Ruskie - fried fish, chips, and crawdads in a perogie ae...
heady public bath
  09/11/09
175 do u have a job
motley brindle base digit ratio
  09/11/09
lulz.
Sooty rigpig
  09/11/09
alternate poonieverse - earwax on rye
mustard factory reset button telephone
  09/11/09
the dion/bigtex - a traditional mexican treat. mashed potat...
heady public bath
  09/11/09
The Imogen
Gold Depressive
  09/11/09
unfortunately this was the only funny thing this guy ever wr...
appetizing irate hell
  06/25/10
The Nyuug http://homepages.nyu.edu/~mmd346/mamoun%27s%20s...
hilarious razzle stage cumskin
  09/11/09
sweet sweet lingonberry jam, paper-thin slices of pickled he...
Beady-eyed Crackhouse Famous Landscape Painting
  09/11/09
the Renada Deshada: Artfully sliced roadkill crow with ar...
heady public bath
  04/06/10
180
stirring national security agency internal respiration
  04/06/10
very underrated
Grizzly Titillating Stag Film
  06/25/10
the MOARDONGSPLZ - a slim jim stuffed inside a red hot s...
heady public bath
  06/25/10
sublime
Soul-stirring embarrassed to the bone address feces
  06/25/10
180
white abnormal field wagecucks
  06/25/10
the petrodollar: a tender opossum tenderloin from a speci...
Histrionic school jap
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Date: September 10th, 2009 3:08 PM
Author: 180 Sable Gaping

the Carl Spackler:

1/2lb of cajun chicken (dark meat), jalapeno creatine sludge, red pepper relish, and a touch of oregano.

the Carl Spackler II:

1/2lb of cajun chicken (white meat), jalapeno creatine sludge, red pepper relish, and a touch of oregano.

moar plz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1082910&forum_id=2#12712350)



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Date: September 10th, 2009 3:09 PM
Author: arousing sanctuary trust fund

flame. carl spackler would never ruin his physique with cheeze

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1082910&forum_id=2#12712351)



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Date: September 10th, 2009 3:10 PM
Author: 180 Sable Gaping

updated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1082910&forum_id=2#12712358)



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Date: September 10th, 2009 3:10 PM
Author: arousing sanctuary trust fund

nice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1082910&forum_id=2#12712363)



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Date: September 10th, 2009 3:22 PM
Author: Narrow-minded swashbuckling state generalized bond

Yummy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1082910&forum_id=2#12712446)



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Date: September 10th, 2009 3:40 PM
Author: appetizing irate hell

can I get half of each and call it the dark and light skinned FRIENDS combo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1082910&forum_id=2#12712607)



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Date: September 10th, 2009 11:53 PM
Author: electric fluffy bawdyhouse idiot

The Radek - whatever the person ordering before him had, with an unknowable sauce added

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1082910&forum_id=2#12716705)



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Date: September 10th, 2009 3:09 PM
Author: wild clown half-breed

solzy

shake n steaks triple spaghetti with a quartered whopper placed atop.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1082910&forum_id=2#12712353)



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Date: September 10th, 2009 3:09 PM
Author: Marvelous seedy karate

how about the ;;;;.....;.,.,. deluxe? 1/4 pound pastrami piled high, topped with and egg and bernaise sauce, served with a subpoena on the side.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1082910&forum_id=2#12712355)



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Date: September 10th, 2009 3:11 PM
Author: wild clown half-breed

julia/00psie daisy

a creampie, supplied by a chitown guido, beat out of her shitbox served atop stale, burnt pita.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1082910&forum_id=2#12712368)



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Date: September 11th, 2009 4:00 AM
Author: cerise vigorous mad-dog skullcap resort

"thank you for compliment of great sandwich"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1082910&forum_id=2#12718610)



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Date: June 25th, 2010 1:03 AM
Author: Out-of-control Reading Party

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1082910&forum_id=2#15337414)



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Date: September 10th, 2009 3:11 PM
Author: maize soggy stage old irish cottage

the whoroscope - one cucumber, lightly glazed with "special sauce"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1082910&forum_id=2#12712369)



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Date: September 10th, 2009 3:20 PM
Author: heady public bath

the merriweather post pavilion - pork katsu cutlet with coleslaw, miso- and lemongrass-mayonnaise, and pickled ginger served on Wonderbread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1082910&forum_id=2#12712441)



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Date: September 10th, 2009 3:37 PM
Author: stirring national security agency internal respiration

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1082910&forum_id=2#12712580)



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Date: April 6th, 2010 3:28 PM
Author: stirring national security agency internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1082910&forum_id=2#14622966)



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Date: September 10th, 2009 3:23 PM
Author: Transparent trump supporter

there is actually a sandwich named after me at the deli by my house (ive been going there for like four years)

its chicken & pesto, provolone cheese, and spinach on foccacia. YUM.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1082910&forum_id=2#12712453)



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Date: September 10th, 2009 3:24 PM
Author: Narrow-minded swashbuckling state generalized bond

Sweet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1082910&forum_id=2#12712459)



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Date: September 10th, 2009 3:33 PM
Author: Mildly autistic center immigrant

OUTTED

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1082910&forum_id=2#12712548)



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Date: September 10th, 2009 3:51 PM
Author: Transparent trump supporter

not likely.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1082910&forum_id=2#12712706)



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Date: September 10th, 2009 3:23 PM
Author: heady public bath

rowan - blood pudding with aioli on cornbread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1082910&forum_id=2#12712456)



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Date: September 10th, 2009 3:24 PM
Author: opaque fragrant ladyboy french chef

i'd say cucumber and tofu.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1082910&forum_id=2#12712465)



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Date: September 10th, 2009 3:25 PM
Author: Narrow-minded swashbuckling state generalized bond

Wtf.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1082910&forum_id=2#12712468)



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Date: September 10th, 2009 3:26 PM
Author: opaque fragrant ladyboy french chef

tofu is neutral and can be flavored any way, depends on how you feel that day.

i'd add tomatoes for some red.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1082910&forum_id=2#12712476)



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Date: September 10th, 2009 3:26 PM
Author: Narrow-minded swashbuckling state generalized bond

But I'm a sworn enemy of vegetarianism.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1082910&forum_id=2#12712486)



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Date: September 10th, 2009 3:30 PM
Author: Big canary water buffalo locus

mfcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1082910&forum_id=2#12712522)



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Date: September 10th, 2009 3:25 PM
Author: maize soggy stage old irish cottage

The Rowan - a little bit of every meat and every topping, because there is something to be said for each, and really it depends.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1082910&forum_id=2#12712472)



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Date: September 10th, 2009 3:26 PM
Author: Narrow-minded swashbuckling state generalized bond

I was thinking of one of those combo sandwiches. On on hand, you can have chicken pesto, but on the other, you can have pulled pork.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1082910&forum_id=2#12712483)



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Date: September 10th, 2009 3:37 PM
Author: stirring national security agency internal respiration

do you not check your email any more FRIEND

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1082910&forum_id=2#12712585)



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Date: September 10th, 2009 3:42 PM
Author: Narrow-minded swashbuckling state generalized bond

I replied a couple hours ago!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1082910&forum_id=2#12712633)



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Date: September 10th, 2009 3:24 PM
Author: heady public bath

the :D - PB&J, no crusts, cut diagonally, served in a plastic cartoon-themed lunch box with matching Thermos

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1082910&forum_id=2#12712466)



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Date: September 10th, 2009 3:27 PM
Author: Vivacious slippery parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1082910&forum_id=2#12712496)



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Date: September 10th, 2009 3:31 PM
Author: arousing sanctuary trust fund

nice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1082910&forum_id=2#12712528)



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Date: September 10th, 2009 3:31 PM
Author: Big canary water buffalo locus

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1082910&forum_id=2#12712536)



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Date: September 10th, 2009 3:33 PM
Author: Nudist aromatic jew temple

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1082910&forum_id=2#12712543)



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Date: September 10th, 2009 3:33 PM
Author: Narrow-minded swashbuckling state generalized bond

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1082910&forum_id=2#12712546)



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Date: September 10th, 2009 3:43 PM
Author: federal orchestra pit

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1082910&forum_id=2#12712649)



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Date: September 10th, 2009 11:59 PM
Author: vengeful university weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1082910&forum_id=2#12716761)



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Date: September 11th, 2009 12:00 AM
Author: Talented cruel-hearted roommate hissy fit

A+

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1082910&forum_id=2#12716780)



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Date: September 11th, 2009 3:39 AM
Author: Cerebral Fat Ankles

6'2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1082910&forum_id=2#12718562)



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Date: September 10th, 2009 3:28 PM
Author: heady public bath

the MDH - A sandwich advertised as containing 36 oz of roast beef, served with lettuce, tomatoes, pickles, and horseradish sauce.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1082910&forum_id=2#12712501)



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Date: September 10th, 2009 3:29 PM
Author: maize soggy stage old irish cottage

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1082910&forum_id=2#12712509)



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Date: September 10th, 2009 3:43 PM
Author: appetizing irate hell

the "aurochs & angels" combo - the above sandwich with a speedball on the side

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1082910&forum_id=2#12712641)



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Date: September 10th, 2009 3:30 PM
Author: opaque fragrant ladyboy french chef

rach - free reign behind the counter to make whatever you want

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1082910&forum_id=2#12712517)



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Date: September 10th, 2009 3:30 PM
Author: maize soggy stage old irish cottage

takes your order, then disappears for six months

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1082910&forum_id=2#12712521)



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Date: September 10th, 2009 3:31 PM
Author: Big canary water buffalo locus

sup

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1082910&forum_id=2#12712532)



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Date: September 10th, 2009 3:31 PM
Author: maize soggy stage old irish cottage

The Swanus - a delicious helping of turkey, on smorgas

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1082910&forum_id=2#12712535)



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Date: September 10th, 2009 3:36 PM
Author: heady public bath

the Meanest Fish/Mandy - fried tilapia, bologna, and boiled potato slices served on black bread. side of borscht with sour cream 1.99 extra

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1082910&forum_id=2#12712570)



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Date: September 10th, 2009 3:38 PM
Author: opaque fragrant ladyboy french chef

and when you miss work from puking it up all night you get canned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1082910&forum_id=2#12712589)



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Date: September 10th, 2009 3:39 PM
Author: stirring national security agency internal respiration

the BEL - organic cashew butter, fig jelly, and a slice of gruyere cheese. lightly grilled.

cloyingly sweet and rich, but you can't help wonder if the sandwich itself is flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1082910&forum_id=2#12712595)



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Date: September 10th, 2009 10:09 PM
Author: Iridescent nofapping pistol

tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1082910&forum_id=2#12715614)



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Date: September 11th, 2009 12:39 AM
Author: Ocher property ratface

lulz that sounds yummy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1082910&forum_id=2#12717274)



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Date: September 11th, 2009 3:34 AM
Author: stirring national security agency internal respiration

this is actually a real sandwich at a bar in chicago. it's fucking delicious. you should be honored.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1082910&forum_id=2#12718556)



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Date: September 10th, 2009 3:39 PM
Author: heady public bath

teh hizzla - three 16 oz burger patties with a half pound of bacon, cheddar, American, and swiss cheeses, caramelized onions, and pickles, gently squeezed between two glazed Krispy Kreme donuts, deep fried, and dipped in mayonnaise.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1082910&forum_id=2#12712598)



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Date: September 10th, 2009 3:40 PM
Author: opaque fragrant ladyboy french chef

served with a diet coke

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1082910&forum_id=2#12712606)



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Date: September 10th, 2009 3:41 PM
Author: heady public bath

and small side salad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1082910&forum_id=2#12712613)



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Date: September 10th, 2009 3:41 PM
Author: Mildly autistic center immigrant

big gurl u r beautiful

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1082910&forum_id=2#12712622)



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Date: September 10th, 2009 3:42 PM
Author: Big canary water buffalo locus

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1082910&forum_id=2#12712638)



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Date: September 10th, 2009 3:44 PM
Author: federal orchestra pit

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1082910&forum_id=2#12712658)



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Date: September 10th, 2009 3:43 PM
Author: heady public bath

the because of gay posse - chocolate eclair, extra cream filling, wrapped in pita and liberally sprinkled with apple cider vinegar and mucopurulent discharge

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1082910&forum_id=2#12712646)



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Date: September 10th, 2009 3:45 PM
Author: appetizing irate hell

the Earl - Persian kitty meat, bittermelon, and Chef Bob's famous "Latham gravy"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1082910&forum_id=2#12712671)



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Date: September 10th, 2009 3:47 PM
Author: appetizing irate hell

the Midnight Cowboy - chitlins & fried chicken on wonder bread with mayo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1082910&forum_id=2#12712686)



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Date: September 11th, 2009 4:36 AM
Author: Godawful macaca

Black people don't eat mayo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1082910&forum_id=2#12718657)



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Date: September 11th, 2009 11:09 AM
Author: appetizing irate hell

wonder bread + mayo represents whiteness

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1082910&forum_id=2#12719332)



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Date: September 11th, 2009 11:10 AM
Author: Obsidian Sound Barrier Library

wtf?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1082910&forum_id=2#12719340)



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Date: September 10th, 2009 3:50 PM
Author: heady public bath

the texASS - slow-cooked brisket and pickles on potato bun, served with coleslaw and iced tea by a smiling, friendly, BT'd black waitress with a southern accent

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1082910&forum_id=2#12712700)



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Date: September 11th, 2009 7:18 AM
Author: cracking regret corner

Delicious tytyty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1082910&forum_id=2#12718735)



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Date: September 10th, 2009 4:08 PM
Author: heady public bath

the The Box - thinly sliced veal medallions with spring greens on soft ciabatta, served with a harry potter toy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1082910&forum_id=2#12712850)



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Date: September 10th, 2009 4:12 PM
Author: Big canary water buffalo locus

sublime

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1082910&forum_id=2#12712881)



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Date: September 10th, 2009 4:10 PM
Author: heady public bath

the FCA - one jaggedly, violently, and haphazardly cut hot dog wrapped in white bread with sauerkraut and tears. mustard optional

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1082910&forum_id=2#12712863)



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Date: September 11th, 2009 4:49 PM
Author: 180 Sable Gaping

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1082910&forum_id=2#12722580)



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Date: September 10th, 2009 4:16 PM
Author: Rough-skinned razzmatazz cruise ship fanboi

The JBD, which actually turns out to be nothing but Spam.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1082910&forum_id=2#12712918)



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Date: September 10th, 2009 4:18 PM
Author: appetizing irate hell

spam on a bagel IMPALED for no good reason at all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1082910&forum_id=2#12712930)



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Date: September 10th, 2009 4:19 PM
Author: Rough-skinned razzmatazz cruise ship fanboi

ty. I knew it needed more.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1082910&forum_id=2#12712940)



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Date: September 10th, 2009 10:10 PM
Author: Iridescent nofapping pistol

lul

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1082910&forum_id=2#12715618)



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Date: September 10th, 2009 4:22 PM
Author: heady public bath

the nyuug - a premade sandwich sitting in the display case that goes uneaten because it has sixteen inches of alfalfa sprouts stacked on top of two ounces of meat.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1082910&forum_id=2#12712973)



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Date: September 10th, 2009 4:25 PM
Author: heady public bath

the whitepride - a hormel turkey and government cheese sandwich on day-old bread that magically spills drops of ketchup onto the clothing of nearby black patrons.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1082910&forum_id=2#12712992)



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Date: September 10th, 2009 4:25 PM
Author: laughsome goal in life candlestick maker

THE NICK SWISHER JUGGERNAUT -- Zabar's pastrami on Ess-A everything bagel. Spicy mustard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1082910&forum_id=2#12712993)



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Date: September 10th, 2009 10:10 PM
Author: multi-colored locale

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1082910&forum_id=2#12715624)



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Date: September 10th, 2009 10:05 PM
Author: Dark ticket booth antidepressant drug

To be fair,

The Medea - thinly cut slices of fresh, blood veal stuffed inside two moldy old slices of bread and served by a waiter who makes a crude dead baby joke as he dumps it callously on your table.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1082910&forum_id=2#12715587)



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Date: September 11th, 2009 3:51 AM
Author: heady public bath

don't you mean 'leaves it for you in a trash can in a stall in the ladies room?'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1082910&forum_id=2#12718590)



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Date: September 10th, 2009 11:47 PM
Author: jade tantric home corn cake

Mine is a handful of crushed prescriptions sandwiched by two pieces of raw salmon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1082910&forum_id=2#12716646)



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Date: September 10th, 2009 11:49 PM
Author: wild clown half-breed

sushi and roxis, breakfast of champions

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1082910&forum_id=2#12716666)



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Date: September 10th, 2009 11:57 PM
Author: exciting arrogant community account windowlicker

DA KOR:

BIG ASS DARK SAUSAGE IN BETWEEN SOME OF DEM WHITE BREADZ WIF BBQ SIZZAUCE ALL OVA DA WHITE BREADZ SERVED WIF DEM BIG FACE HUNEDS INSTEAD OF NAPKINS SAYYYIN YEAHHHH NIGGAAA YEAHHH!!1111

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1082910&forum_id=2#12716741)



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Date: September 11th, 2009 12:00 AM
Author: exciting arrogant community account windowlicker

OH FO SHO!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1082910&forum_id=2#12716769)



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Date: September 10th, 2009 11:58 PM
Author: Gold Depressive

Post removed by moderator for violating The Law of The Land.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1082910&forum_id=2#12716750)



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Date: September 11th, 2009 11:02 AM
Author: Gold Depressive
Subject: The Imogen

The Imogen - Two plump chicken breasts with sliced radishes, in between two big chunks of black bread, coated with zesty, creamy, dripping mayonaise.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1082910&forum_id=2#12719286)



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Date: September 10th, 2009 11:58 PM
Author: jade tantric home corn cake

The Sonic Youth:

Raw chunks of young white meat chicken breast in a bamboo basket served with no eye contact.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1082910&forum_id=2#12716754)



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Date: September 11th, 2009 3:46 AM
Author: Irradiated milky elastic band

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1082910&forum_id=2#12718575)



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Date: September 10th, 2009 11:59 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle haunting point dragon

The Rock,

Start wit--IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT SANDWICH YOU ORDERED

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1082910&forum_id=2#12716765)



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Date: September 11th, 2009 12:00 AM
Author: hot space hunting ground

The Crablegs - two giant Mrs. Fields cookies with frosting post-it notes saying "no more cookies at midnight!" inbetween them.

Served with a glass of ice cold milk and a single serve listen to "Bittersweet Symphony."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1082910&forum_id=2#12716776)



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Date: September 11th, 2009 12:03 AM
Author: jade tantric home corn cake

The Watchmen the Poster:

A live duckling elegantly restrained with individual strands from a twizzlers pull and peel cherry flavored bludgeoned to death with a hollowed out king james bible filled with glass vials of tears carefully collected exclusively from men 76 years old or older.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1082910&forum_id=2#12716815)



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Date: September 11th, 2009 4:50 PM
Author: maize soggy stage old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1082910&forum_id=2#12722589)



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Date: September 11th, 2009 12:05 AM
Author: jade tantric home corn cake

The Blue Smoke:

Any regular menu sandwich served in two separate but equal halves (and of far inferior quality).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1082910&forum_id=2#12716841)



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Date: September 11th, 2009 12:38 AM
Author: curious hairy legs

"THE BOX-Sophmore Special"

1lb of sliced roast beef piled high in a Thomas's poppy seed mini bagel with heaping dollop of salmon schmear.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1082910&forum_id=2#12717268)



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Date: September 11th, 2009 3:57 AM
Author: heady public bath

the Does I and II Special - thinly sliced pony flesh on marble rye, wrapped in a subpoena, with a banana/Valtrex smoothie

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1082910&forum_id=2#12718604)



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Date: September 11th, 2009 4:09 AM
Author: motley brindle base digit ratio

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1082910&forum_id=2#12718621)



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Date: April 6th, 2010 3:32 PM
Author: Carmine vibrant native selfie

lols!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1082910&forum_id=2#14623018)



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Date: September 11th, 2009 4:04 AM
Author: heady public bath

the Ruskie - fried fish, chips, and crawdads in a perogie aesthetically shaped to make it appear thinner and tastier than it actually is. served with bacardi 151 plus 7-up, for one to grow on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1082910&forum_id=2#12718615)



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Date: September 11th, 2009 4:10 AM
Author: motley brindle base digit ratio

175

do u have a job

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1082910&forum_id=2#12718622)



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Date: September 11th, 2009 6:59 AM
Author: Sooty rigpig

lulz.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1082910&forum_id=2#12718728)



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Date: September 11th, 2009 5:19 AM
Author: mustard factory reset button telephone

alternate poonieverse - earwax on rye

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1082910&forum_id=2#12718672)



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Date: September 11th, 2009 10:26 AM
Author: heady public bath

the dion/bigtex - a traditional mexican treat. mashed potatoes, turkey, gravy, and cranberry sauce in a homemade flour tortilla

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1082910&forum_id=2#12719049)



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Date: September 11th, 2009 11:02 AM
Author: Gold Depressive
Subject: The Imogen

The Imogen - Two plump chicken breasts with sliced radishes, in between two big chunks of black bread, coated with zesty, creamy, dripping mayonaise.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1082910&forum_id=2#12719284)



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Date: June 25th, 2010 1:04 AM
Author: appetizing irate hell

unfortunately this was the only funny thing this guy ever wrote

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1082910&forum_id=2#15337425)



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Date: September 11th, 2009 11:08 AM
Author: hilarious razzle stage cumskin

The Nyuug

http://homepages.nyu.edu/~mmd346/mamoun%27s%20swarma%20sandwich.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1082910&forum_id=2#12719324)



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Date: September 11th, 2009 4:48 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Crackhouse Famous Landscape Painting

sweet sweet lingonberry jam, paper-thin slices of pickled herring, and gooey american cheese on a toasted kaiser roll. gravy on da side.

enjoy the swanus.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1082910&forum_id=2#12722568)



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Date: April 6th, 2010 3:47 PM
Author: heady public bath

the Renada Deshada:

Artfully sliced roadkill crow with arugula and horseradish wrapped in a rice paper Chicago law diploma with 'University of Chicago' crossed out and replaced by 'Vniversitias Harvardiana' in Magic Marker. Served with sides of parsley and salt water.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1082910&forum_id=2#14623184)



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Date: April 6th, 2010 3:50 PM
Author: stirring national security agency internal respiration

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1082910&forum_id=2#14623223)



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Date: June 25th, 2010 12:02 AM
Author: Grizzly Titillating Stag Film

very underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1082910&forum_id=2#15336849)



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Date: June 25th, 2010 12:00 AM
Author: heady public bath

the MOARDONGSPLZ -

a slim jim stuffed inside a red hot stuffed inside a ballpark jumbo frank stuffed inside a bratwurst stuffed inside a whole salame and baked into a blanket, served with a glass of gross old man's original "jesus juice."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1082910&forum_id=2#15336831)



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Date: June 25th, 2010 12:06 AM
Author: Soul-stirring embarrassed to the bone address feces

sublime

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1082910&forum_id=2#15336880)



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Date: June 25th, 2010 1:01 AM
Author: white abnormal field wagecucks

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1082910&forum_id=2#15337401)



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Date: June 25th, 2010 1:18 AM
Author: Histrionic school jap

the petrodollar:

a tender opossum tenderloin from a specimen killed just 15 hours before on the streets of nicaragua is seared and served with a subtle but delicious wine reduction sauce on a gigantic hotdog bun, topped with fresh caviar. to be eaten with the accompanying homemade cocktail--equal parts local moonshine and everclear in a martini glass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1082910&forum_id=2#15337583)