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Bothered in a white linen suit walking the streets of Sao Paulo

holding a mcrib sandwich and a kabar knife.
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  02/25/10
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deep beady-eyed jew turdskin
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180 thread
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BooR sits in the third row pew of the Igreja Adventista do S...
Ocher medicated forum psychic
  02/25/10
wow, thanks
unholy opaque idiot office
  02/25/10
this is fucking hilarious
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I'd just like to point out how early I was on the bandwagon....
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i had a bicycle and a dentist shirt with a skinny tie and th...
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damn
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tytyty
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  02/25/10
Bothered sees a small child selling refurbished soccer balls...
Ocher medicated forum psychic
  02/25/10
180!
glittery digit ratio
  02/25/10
A+
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  02/25/10
Ahahahaha.
Rough-skinned heaven
  02/25/10
wow...
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rofl
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  02/26/10
i am laughing
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ha
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  03/02/10
enthusiastic 180
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  10/11/10
ty my pumo brother
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An unctuous priest treads close to BooR. His sense of human ...
Ocher medicated forum psychic
  02/25/10
A policeman blocks Bothered's way. "Aonde você es...
Ocher medicated forum psychic
  02/25/10
amazing.
Smoky Set
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LOL
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subtle Juquebi trolling
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...
Insane resort
  07/15/10
pure gold.
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  02/25/10
OMG
Mauve bearded chapel pocket flask
  02/26/10
Whoa. I had never read this thread. This is fucking awesome....
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  03/03/10
The door creaks sullenly as BooR enters his hotel room. He w...
Ocher medicated forum psychic
  02/25/10
180
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  02/25/10
tytytyty
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peeking
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180
glittery digit ratio
  02/25/10
180, thanks teach, edit: math
Ocher medicated forum psychic
  02/25/10
A blinking marquee reads "Lua Nova Crepuscular" in...
Ocher medicated forum psychic
  02/25/10
lmao
Twinkling razzmatazz theater stage
  02/25/10
lol
boyish onyx spot
  02/25/10
This is wonderful.
Exhilarant Gas Station
  02/25/10
BooR gently removes a 1989 Müller-Catoir Eiswein from t...
Ocher medicated forum psychic
  02/25/10
I can't believe I didn't know where you were going with that...
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  02/25/10
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glittery digit ratio
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my favorite
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  02/25/10
this one is good
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  02/26/10
This thread assassinated Bothered.
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  02/25/10
Bothered’s Tevas pad softly across the stone floor of the ch...
Ocher medicated forum psychic
  02/25/10
In the alley by the church stands a tall, silent man who no ...
Ocher medicated forum psychic
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I heard Sir Vixthror's Pipes are hidden in an underground cr...
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180 van morrison reference
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180 for real
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  02/25/10
In the era of inflated 180s and even more inflated egos, you...
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  02/25/10
im liking this
shivering slimy casino pozpig
  02/25/10
I though you were honey there for a second.
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  03/03/10
As BooR hoists himself up for his three hundredth pull-up, t...
Ocher medicated forum psychic
  02/25/10
180
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  02/25/10
maestro man™
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And the man with the Gypsy King face walks quietly through A...
Ocher medicated forum psychic
  02/25/10
180 man.
Arrogant bearded hell
  02/25/10
The Bovespa rises for the first time in days, but there is a...
Ocher medicated forum psychic
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t y
rusted irate church building
  02/25/10
goddamn man this is some of the best stuff i've seen here in...
Buck-toothed church
  02/25/10
The clock in Bothered’s head goes off at 5:00 AM. It is a ba...
Ocher medicated forum psychic
  02/26/10
Best one yet. Ty.
Smoky Set
  02/26/10
:)))))))))))))
glittery digit ratio
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elite crawly brunch faggot firefighter
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god damn man
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180 million...I laughed fucking HARD at the oreo mcflurry li...
electric fantasy-prone range
  03/01/10
"The feet of Bothered’s pajamas..." did it for me.
boyish onyx spot
  03/01/10
TYFT. I missed it.
Exhilarant Gas Station
  03/02/10
i lulz.
flirting hall circlehead
  03/15/10
180
Vigorous Hyperactive Kitchen Mexican
  03/15/10
oh wow
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  03/28/10
I lulzt.
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  04/27/10
One hundred and eighty. There is some undeniable literary ta...
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ty
aggressive cuckoldry depressive
  11/10/10
fucking christ
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BooR rises with the majesty of Dažbog, both god of cold sun ...
Ocher medicated forum psychic
  02/26/10
MOAR
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  02/26/10
A hundred kilometers to the Southeast outside a town called ...
Ocher medicated forum psychic
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180
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  03/03/10
180
Frozen doctorate rehab
  10/11/10
ty for highlighting this, for some reason this poast I'd nev...
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  10/11/10
180
aggressive cuckoldry depressive
  11/10/10
A man of routine is a man of discipline, this above all else...
Ocher medicated forum psychic
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BooR lies in bed with the half-frozen body of his beloved, c...
Ocher medicated forum psychic
  02/26/10
so good
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Bothered wanders through a corridor of wealth, humming “Desp...
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  05/03/10
ty, a shoutout to one of my favorite ever posters lost in th...
Ocher medicated forum psychic
  05/03/10
Moar
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  02/26/10
i appreciate your support, but it is nigh on drinking time a...
Ocher medicated forum psychic
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tapering off
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BooR sits in a crowded brasserie shoveling hunks of Bolo de ...
Ocher medicated forum psychic
  02/27/10
excellent
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  02/27/10
jesus
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The man with the Gypsy King face lies in the sand, thinking ...
Ocher medicated forum psychic
  03/01/10
The walk was good for his constitution and the articles have...
Ocher medicated forum psychic
  03/01/10
good god maestro!
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  03/02/10
lolololol
Smoky Set
  03/05/10
180 of 180s
Frozen doctorate rehab
  04/15/10
ty brother
Ocher medicated forum psychic
  04/15/10
no ty man. this is such a goddamn good thread
Frozen doctorate rehab
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Frozen doctorate rehab
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There is no Wendy’s In Sao Paulo. No Wendy’s. Not even the o...
Ocher medicated forum psychic
  03/01/10
:)))))!
glittery digit ratio
  03/02/10
At a blue and yellow table stained in spats of dried catsup ...
Ocher medicated forum psychic
  03/01/10
holy fucking shit you killed in this thread holy FUCK
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ty, it may have gotten a bit esoteric after the first day, s...
Ocher medicated forum psychic
  03/01/10
btw, this thread is one reason why pumos = dead site
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Titillating Community Account Telephone
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More satyr of Dionysus than mortal man, Bothered had mowed t...
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  03/01/10
"Three McDonald’s meals in less than thirty-six hours, ...
Titillating Community Account Telephone
  03/01/10
well, if you gave me notes besides just grammar naziing i co...
Ocher medicated forum psychic
  03/01/10
Where would the fun be in that? Careful thought would have t...
Titillating Community Account Telephone
  03/01/10
well, fuck. i'll erase, and start anew, it's almost certainl...
Ocher medicated forum psychic
  03/01/10
okay, edited to reflect your manliness.
Ocher medicated forum psychic
  03/02/10
now comes the hard part.
Ocher medicated forum psychic
  03/02/10
"b"
boyish onyx spot
  03/02/10
this is great.
Coiffed charismatic deer antler
  03/02/10
*resists urge to drunkenly finish story*
Ocher medicated forum psychic
  03/03/10
Don't cheapen it man. Know I am enjoying every perfect sente...
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  03/03/10
ty man, i'll let it ride
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  03/03/10
...
Buck-toothed church
  03/03/10
This is really awesome. You write beautifully. No homo.
Adventurous Den
  03/03/10
best thread since favorite mccheese album
Buck-toothed church
  03/03/10
terrible poster. best thread in a long, long fucking time...
talented police squad
  03/03/10
you suck my cock boy
unholy opaque idiot office
  03/05/10
my apologies for not providing better content sooner, poster...
Ocher medicated forum psychic
  03/05/10
Bothered swings open the door of Bob’s Hamburgers. We ex...
Ocher medicated forum psychic
  03/05/10
180!
glittery digit ratio
  03/05/10
ty man, your praise means a great deal and you will have a p...
Ocher medicated forum psychic
  03/05/10
*slow clap*
boyish onyx spot
  03/05/10
BOOM!
Smoky Set
  03/05/10
Bravo *Stands and applaudes*
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  01/07/11
nao fala portugues, nao
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  03/05/10
Taxa de mim como um poster
unholy opaque idiot office
  03/05/10
cemoitenta naturalmente
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  03/05/10
tu es meu amigao, para sempre
unholy opaque idiot office
  03/05/10
...
Ocher medicated forum psychic
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vai se foder
Zombie-like Provocative School
  03/05/10
what
Ocher medicated forum psychic
  03/05/10
nao voce
Buff cuck
  03/05/10
ty
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  03/06/10
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  03/12/10
a self-serving bump in case anyone wants to read the final c...
Ocher medicated forum psychic
  03/15/10
of COURSE I want to read the final chapter.
unholy opaque idiot office
  03/15/10
ty
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Ty
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brindle temple
  04/11/10
OP=same dude as Mayor McCheese EPIC thread
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  04/11/10
holy shit, i wish.
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  04/15/10
Damn man this thread is so incredible I don't even remember ...
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Frozen doctorate rehab
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...
Ocher medicated forum psychic
  04/27/10
now don't you go fucking telling him i said so, and i'm bein...
talented police squad
  04/27/10
caught you, you little scamp.
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Ocher medicated forum psychic
  05/23/10
might be my favorite thread ever my man. like, number one
Frozen doctorate rehab
  05/23/10
holy shit man, ty.
Ocher medicated forum psychic
  05/23/10
tcr
glittery digit ratio
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ty doctor
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ty
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(^_~)V
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like macarthur to manilla, i have returned
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Hateful Lascivious Lay Gaming Laptop
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do tell
Frozen doctorate rehab
  10/11/10
ty sir
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ty
glittery digit ratio
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180..
Frozen doctorate rehab
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..180
glittery digit ratio
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081...
bateful orange tanning salon coffee pot
  10/11/10
if you fall i will catch you i'll be waiting
Frozen doctorate rehab
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time after time
bateful orange tanning salon coffee pot
  01/07/11
I smile just reading the thread title now
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Bat-shit-crazy hairraiser shrine incel
  11/10/10
180 thread
sadistic tattoo base
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i missed you sir.
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Date: February 25th, 2010 11:22 AM
Author: Ocher medicated forum psychic

holding a mcrib sandwich and a kabar knife.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#14230561)



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Date: February 25th, 2010 11:25 AM
Author: deep beady-eyed jew turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#14230577)



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Date: February 25th, 2010 5:55 PM
Author: razzle kink-friendly nibblets bbw

180 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#14234031)



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Date: July 15th, 2010 2:01 PM
Author: Insane resort

tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#15514321)



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Date: July 4th, 2011 2:27 AM
Author: Galvanic legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#18415916)



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Date: February 25th, 2010 11:31 AM
Author: Twinkling razzmatazz theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#14230609)



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Date: July 4th, 2011 3:04 AM
Author: Insane resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#18416035)



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Date: February 25th, 2010 12:12 PM
Author: Ocher medicated forum psychic

BooR sits in the third row pew of the Igreja Adventista do Sétimo Dia de Moema staring at the ceiling saying novinas to peter the great and clenching his fists

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#14230895)



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Date: February 25th, 2010 12:14 PM
Author: unholy opaque idiot office

wow, thanks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#14230908)



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Date: February 25th, 2010 12:16 PM
Author: Buff cuck

this is fucking hilarious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#14230917)



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Date: October 11th, 2010 4:57 PM
Author: bateful orange tanning salon coffee pot

I'd just like to point out how early I was on the bandwagon.

Then again, maybe I was just harking back to the days when I once swung my feet in an Igreja Adventista...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#16267623)



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Date: October 11th, 2010 10:14 PM
Author: Ocher medicated forum psychic

i had a bicycle and a dentist shirt with a skinny tie and the world was at my feet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#16270245)



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Date: January 7th, 2011 2:35 PM
Author: aphrodisiac nursing home mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#16993462)



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Date: January 7th, 2011 3:02 PM
Author: bateful orange tanning salon coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#16993724)



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Date: February 25th, 2010 1:20 PM
Author: rusted irate church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#14231331)



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Date: April 9th, 2010 12:41 AM
Author: deep beady-eyed jew turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#14651339)



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Date: June 23rd, 2010 11:49 PM
Author: Pontificating silver locale feces

damn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#15328030)



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Date: February 25th, 2010 12:15 PM
Author: Smoky Set

tytyty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#14230913)



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Date: February 25th, 2010 12:21 PM
Author: Ocher medicated forum psychic

Bothered sees a small child selling refurbished soccer balls, his hand instinctively moves towards his breast pocket, where he keeps timmy's rabbit's foot. "It would be third period right now," he says to no one in particular.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#14230952)



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Date: February 25th, 2010 12:22 PM
Author: glittery digit ratio

180!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#14230960)



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Date: February 25th, 2010 12:39 PM
Author: exciting crusty trailer park

A+

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#14231069)



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Date: February 25th, 2010 2:53 PM
Author: Rough-skinned heaven

Ahahahaha.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#14232158)



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Date: February 25th, 2010 6:39 PM
Author: Metal seedy partner volcanic crater

wow...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#14234388)



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Date: February 26th, 2010 1:19 PM
Author: Mauve bearded chapel pocket flask

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#14242290)



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Date: February 26th, 2010 11:13 PM
Author: Tripping Misunderstood Kitty Mental Disorder

i am laughing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#14247382)



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Date: March 2nd, 2010 12:19 PM
Author: Coiffed charismatic deer antler

ha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#14279917)



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Date: October 11th, 2010 5:30 PM
Author: crimson soul-stirring pervert filthpig

enthusiastic 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#16267862)



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Date: October 11th, 2010 5:41 PM
Author: Ocher medicated forum psychic

ty my pumo brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#16267956)



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Date: February 8th, 2011 9:42 PM
Author: wonderful bat shit crazy jap associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#17241655)



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Date: February 25th, 2010 12:37 PM
Author: Ocher medicated forum psychic

An unctuous priest treads close to BooR. His sense of human needs does not reach BooR, what BooR needs. Mistakes of this sort are made every day. Consequences can be grave in Sampa.

BooR's bald pate gleams dully even in the low light. The priest stifles a gasp when he sees a rosary bead crumble in the man's hand. Not wood these beads. The beads are misshapen and irregular; the color of a windburnt pilgrim.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#14231060)



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Date: February 25th, 2010 1:19 PM
Author: Ocher medicated forum psychic

A policeman blocks Bothered's way. "Aonde você está indo com essa faca?" he asks, his tone almost pleading, his accustomed aggressive authority absent from his stance.

Bothered adjusts his glasses on his nose and smiles wryly. "Avatar only made $16 million this weekend," he says, touching the officer's shoulder gently. The cop stands aside, mouth slightly agape. "Que é este homem?" he mutters to himself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#14231326)



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Date: February 25th, 2010 1:27 PM
Author: Smoky Set

amazing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#14231382)



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Date: February 25th, 2010 2:01 PM
Author: glittery digit ratio

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#14231659)



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Date: February 25th, 2010 2:05 PM
Author: unholy opaque idiot office

subtle Juquebi trolling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#14231697)



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Date: July 15th, 2010 1:53 PM
Author: Insane resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#15514237)



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Date: February 25th, 2010 6:46 PM
Author: Metal seedy partner volcanic crater

pure gold.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#14234451)



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Date: February 26th, 2010 1:21 PM
Author: Mauve bearded chapel pocket flask

OMG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#14242313)



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Date: March 3rd, 2010 1:05 AM
Author: Adventurous Den

Whoa. I had never read this thread. This is fucking awesome. Please become a writer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#14285984)



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Date: February 25th, 2010 1:23 PM
Author: Ocher medicated forum psychic

The door creaks sullenly as BooR enters his hotel room. He walks into the bathroom and looks down at the bathtub filled with melting ice. "When I am for medical school Anitchka, kidney will no longer such problem." The hand peeking above the ice does not answer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#14231348)



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Date: February 25th, 2010 1:28 PM
Author: Godawful stage lettuce

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#14231393)



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Date: February 25th, 2010 6:42 PM
Author: Metal seedy partner volcanic crater

tytytyty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#14234414)



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Date: February 25th, 2010 11:52 PM
Author: Titillating Community Account Telephone

peeking

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#14237965)



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Date: February 25th, 2010 11:53 PM
Author: glittery digit ratio

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#14237976)



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Date: February 25th, 2010 11:54 PM
Author: Ocher medicated forum psychic

180, thanks teach, edit: math

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#14237980)



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Date: February 25th, 2010 1:58 PM
Author: Ocher medicated forum psychic

A blinking marquee reads "Lua Nova Crepuscular" in pastel neon. Bothered looks into the pock-marked face of the pubescent ticket taker and says, "I must remember who I am and what is important if his life is to truly have meaning."

The ticket taker stares back levely and asks in unexpectedly unaccented english, "Soo, one for New Moon then, sir?"

"Of course my son."

"From the mouth of babes," muses Bothered as he removes the filet o' fish he had concealed in his coat pocket.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#14231641)



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Date: February 25th, 2010 1:59 PM
Author: Twinkling razzmatazz theater stage

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#14231650)



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Date: February 25th, 2010 2:02 PM
Author: boyish onyx spot

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#14231670)



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Date: February 25th, 2010 2:50 PM
Author: Exhilarant Gas Station

This is wonderful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#14232119)



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Date: February 25th, 2010 2:51 PM
Author: Ocher medicated forum psychic

BooR gently removes a 1989 Müller-Catoir Eiswein from the tub and deftly strikes the nape of the bottle against the ledge of the sink. He greedily presses the jagged bottle to his lips and takes a long pull of the nectar within. He looks at his reflection in the warped mirror and licks the blood from his lips, “Krauts know nothing of fighting in snow, but avoiding cake has the strange fellows of bed.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#14232136)



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Date: February 25th, 2010 2:53 PM
Author: unholy opaque idiot office

I can't believe I didn't know where you were going with that

bravo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#14232160)



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Date: February 25th, 2010 3:29 PM
Author: glittery digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#14232602)



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Date: February 25th, 2010 7:21 PM
Author: exciting crusty trailer park

my favorite

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#14234813)



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Date: February 26th, 2010 11:25 PM
Author: topaz private investor karate

this one is good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#14247454)



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Date: February 25th, 2010 2:54 PM
Author: Glassy 180 fortuitous meteor

This thread assassinated Bothered.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#14232179)



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Date: February 25th, 2010 4:49 PM
Author: Ocher medicated forum psychic

Bothered’s Tevas pad softly across the stone floor of the church.

The priest, rising from his prayers, starts at the pale apparition and nearly exclaims, “João Mendes de Silva?" before noting the cino-american features.

Bothered strides purposefully to the third row and sneers, “It smells of beets and Bolsheviks in here, priest,” he nearly spits.

He bends down and gingerly picks up the largest part of the discarded rosary and whispers, “Can you hear me BooR? It’s almost time.”

The priest,, badly shaken for the second time that day, crosses himself as the man walks back out the door.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#14233378)



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Date: February 25th, 2010 5:35 PM
Author: Ocher medicated forum psychic

In the alley by the church stands a tall, silent man who no one has ever met. The shadows hide him from prying eyes, but a careful observer might think himself staring into the face of a Gypsy King. In his hand is a book, but the fingers of a pianist or a surgeon or a god obscure the title; only the letters “Vinel” are visible, no matter how close you care to look. On his feet are a pair of worn sneakers; sneakers an editor of SLAM! Magazine might recognize as the immortal Air Dual-D 2K6s. And on his lips are these words, “Ain’t nothing but a stranger in this world. I’m nothing but a stranger in this world.” Down his cheek rolls a single tear for what is surely to come.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#14233852)



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Date: February 25th, 2010 6:24 PM
Author: unholy opaque idiot office

I heard Sir Vixthror's Pipes are hidden in an underground crypt in that very church.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#14234296)



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Date: January 7th, 2011 2:49 PM
Author: demanding odious new version whorehouse

180 van morrison reference

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#16993569)



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Date: February 25th, 2010 6:24 PM
Author: Frozen doctorate rehab

180 for real

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#14234299)



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Date: February 25th, 2010 6:28 PM
Author: very tactful chestnut pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#14234321)



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Date: February 25th, 2010 6:36 PM
Author: Fragrant saffron liquid oxygen

In the era of inflated 180s and even more inflated egos, you're a breath of fresh air.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#14234372)



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Date: February 25th, 2010 6:37 PM
Author: shivering slimy casino pozpig

im liking this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#14234377)



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Date: March 3rd, 2010 2:58 AM
Author: Floppy Zippy Mad-dog Skullcap Lodge

I though you were honey there for a second.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#14286717)



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Date: February 25th, 2010 7:00 PM
Author: Ocher medicated forum psychic

As BooR hoists himself up for his three hundredth pull-up, the rattling of his trophies finally draws his attention. He alights gracefully and rubs his hand across his bare torso, his scarred muscles rippling. His stomach is covered by a curious tattoo drawn in the faded black of prison ink. The words say, HOW TO DEFEAT A COP (BOOR), and beneath there is picture of a prone stickfigure, the head with its crude policeman’s cap lying near a pool of viscous black.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#14234594)



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Date: February 25th, 2010 7:29 PM
Author: rusted irate church building

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#14234883)



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Date: February 25th, 2010 9:45 PM
Author: glittery digit ratio

maestro man™

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#14236240)



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Date: March 2nd, 2010 12:47 AM
Author: Aquamarine Sick Stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#14277471)



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Date: February 25th, 2010 9:32 PM
Author: Ocher medicated forum psychic

And the man with the Gypsy King face walks quietly through Avenida Paulista as the wind screams the names of lost friends. A band of urchins skitter around his legs begging for treats. "Why should things be easy to understand?" he asks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#14236108)



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Date: February 25th, 2010 9:47 PM
Author: Arrogant bearded hell

180 man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#14236260)



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Date: February 25th, 2010 11:08 PM
Author: Ocher medicated forum psychic

The Bovespa rises for the first time in days, but there is a pall over the city. The taste of danger and cold rage is on everyone's tongue. "I am not led, I lead," says the city. You are a liar Sao Paulo, your fate is no longer yours to decide.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#14237369)



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Date: February 25th, 2010 11:54 PM
Author: rusted irate church building

t y

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#14237982)



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Date: February 25th, 2010 11:43 PM
Author: Buck-toothed church

goddamn man this is some of the best stuff i've seen here in a long time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#14237861)



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Date: February 26th, 2010 11:59 AM
Author: Ocher medicated forum psychic

The clock in Bothered’s head goes off at 5:00 AM. It is a banker’s clock, a teacher’s clock, the clock of a relentless hunter who can sense that his quarry is near. The feet of Bothered’s pajamas make a light slapping sound on the hardwood floor as he pads to the bathroom to relieve himself.

“Today is the day,” he mutters darkly.

Though anxious for the clash of steel on bone, he flips on his laptop in the darkness. Obama has made another unforgivable gaff and there are articles to post. Important business that simply cannot wait.

Fortunately, revenge, like an Oreo McFlurry, is a dish best served cold.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#14241673)



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Date: February 26th, 2010 12:01 PM
Author: Smoky Set

Best one yet. Ty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#14241697)



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Date: February 26th, 2010 12:14 PM
Author: glittery digit ratio

:)))))))))))))

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#14241779)



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Date: February 26th, 2010 1:16 PM
Author: elite crawly brunch faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#14242255)



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Date: February 26th, 2010 2:58 PM
Author: Frozen doctorate rehab

god damn man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#14243286)



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Date: March 1st, 2010 11:19 PM
Author: electric fantasy-prone range

180 million...I laughed fucking HARD at the oreo mcflurry line

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#14276565)



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Date: March 1st, 2010 11:22 PM
Author: boyish onyx spot

"The feet of Bothered’s pajamas..." did it for me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#14276601)



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Date: March 2nd, 2010 12:16 PM
Author: Exhilarant Gas Station

TYFT. I missed it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#14279902)



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Date: March 15th, 2010 4:01 PM
Author: flirting hall circlehead

i lulz.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#14400390)



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Date: March 15th, 2010 4:07 PM
Author: Vigorous Hyperactive Kitchen Mexican

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#14400456)



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Date: March 28th, 2010 7:25 PM
Author: passionate cowardly love of her life

oh wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#14530151)



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Date: April 27th, 2010 1:14 AM
Author: mind-boggling sound barrier

I lulzt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#14835775)



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Date: October 11th, 2010 5:02 PM
Author: disgusting marvelous crackhouse keepsake machete

One hundred and eighty. There is some undeniable literary talent in this thread.

Also, it's "gaffe."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#16267663)



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Date: November 10th, 2010 1:59 AM
Author: aggressive cuckoldry depressive

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#16514194)



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Date: August 1st, 2011 10:57 PM
Author: Frozen doctorate rehab

fucking christ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#18661444)



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Date: February 26th, 2010 12:39 PM
Author: Ocher medicated forum psychic

BooR rises with the majesty of Dažbog, both god of cold sun and shepherd of wolves, his eyes unclouded, already bright with malice. BooR’s fingers tenderly caress the trophies around his neck.

One for each obstacle in the ceaseless rise of BooR; he lingers gently over each as is his routine. The Elder of Zion® in an abandoned slaughterhouse in Red Hook, Trustafarian, crying on his knees on the dock in Yakutat, that night he caught up with ¶etro in the red light district of Mumbai. So very many triumphs. Now this.

“For weak useless child?” asks BooR, "Even Yusef did not have place for him. Why such trouble?"



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#14241922)



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Date: February 26th, 2010 1:34 PM
Author: swashbuckling poppy sweet tailpipe garrison

MOAR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#14242432)



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Date: February 26th, 2010 2:04 PM
Author: Ocher medicated forum psychic

A hundred kilometers to the Southeast outside a town called Maresias, the man with the Gypsy King face paddles slowly but purposefully out into the surf.

Normally a hub of the tourist trade, the beach is quiet, as if the ocean knows that the man needs time alone with his thoughts.

On the shore, a wizened Mayoruna man spears trash with a practiced hand, but increasingly finds his eyes drawn to the tall man on the longboard. The words come unbidden, “Who can he be,” asks the man to the sand, “Who can he be?”



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#14242740)



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Date: March 3rd, 2010 3:00 AM
Author: talented police squad

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#14286725)



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Date: October 11th, 2010 4:55 PM
Author: Frozen doctorate rehab

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#16267598)



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Date: October 11th, 2010 4:56 PM
Author: bateful orange tanning salon coffee pot

ty for highlighting this, for some reason this poast I'd never read.

Ewe argh a true prophet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#16267617)



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Date: November 10th, 2010 1:58 AM
Author: aggressive cuckoldry depressive

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#16514191)



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Date: February 26th, 2010 2:39 PM
Author: Ocher medicated forum psychic

A man of routine is a man of discipline, this above all else Bothered knows. But temptation is ever a fickle mistress. Tres McMuffin Sausage con Ovo as a matter of course, yes; but dois Pao de queijo, as well? Dare he? He dares.

Fortune favors the bold.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#14243096)



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Date: February 26th, 2010 2:50 PM
Author: Ocher medicated forum psychic

BooR lies in bed with the half-frozen body of his beloved, cradling her gently in his strong arms.

“A doctor must learn from mistake, Anitchka. If surgery has worked what school would not want BooR?”

He squeezes her ever tighter and lovingly sniffs the nape of her neck.

“What acid will dissolve bones fastly, my darling?” he croons to her softly.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#14243200)



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Date: April 27th, 2010 1:42 AM
Author: Cobalt laughsome parlour

so good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#14836053)



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Date: February 26th, 2010 3:20 PM
Author: Ocher medicated forum psychic

Bothered wanders through a corridor of wealth, humming “Desperado” softly to himself.

A young man with an aristocratic bearing wearing tennis whites passes by and mutters something that sounds, to Bothered’s ears, like “Stiffoo.”

“God Bless you, my son,” says Bothered.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#14243452)



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Date: May 3rd, 2010 4:50 PM
Author: comical up-to-no-good juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#14896816)



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Date: May 3rd, 2010 4:55 PM
Author: Ocher medicated forum psychic

ty, a shoutout to one of my favorite ever posters lost in the enormity of this thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#14896859)



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Date: February 26th, 2010 7:10 PM
Author: swashbuckling poppy sweet tailpipe garrison

Moar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#14245432)



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Date: February 26th, 2010 7:21 PM
Author: Ocher medicated forum psychic

i appreciate your support, but it is nigh on drinking time and i'm gonna have to bow out for the night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#14245496)



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Date: February 26th, 2010 11:12 PM
Author: topaz private investor karate

tapering off

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#14247376)



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Date: February 27th, 2010 3:43 PM
Author: Ocher medicated forum psychic

BooR sits in a crowded brasserie shoveling hunks of Bolo de fubá cremoso into his maw and crying softly.

“You suck my cock boy,” he sobs to himself. He repeats it over and over again as if it were a mantra, a verbal talisman to ward off forces beyond his control.

His fellow patrons are nervous, jiggling their legs and glancing around at one another for support. Before anyone dares disturb him, BooR springs from his chair without warning and breaks into a blind sprint, crashing through tables and upending small children, tears still streaming down his face.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#14251932)



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Date: February 27th, 2010 4:24 PM
Author: swashbuckling poppy sweet tailpipe garrison

excellent



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#14252430)



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Date: April 15th, 2010 7:04 PM
Author: Frozen doctorate rehab

jesus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#14722202)



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Date: March 1st, 2010 1:04 PM
Author: Ocher medicated forum psychic

The man with the Gypsy King face lies in the sand, thinking of better times. As the sun dries his dark skin, he nods slowly to himself as if he has walked along the Wanagi Tacaku and found his answers waiting there.

“Death is a debt to nature due, which I have paid and so must you,” he says. “Will you stop for me, Death?”



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#14270821)



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Date: March 1st, 2010 1:52 PM
Author: Ocher medicated forum psychic

The walk was good for his constitution and the articles have been given time to germinate. The response is overwhelming; four unique posts in one thread, eleven in another, seventeen in a third. The education of America’s jaded youth is a never-ending task, but one Bothered embraces with relish. There are some immutable truths in this life: Blu Ray will die when there is digital means of owning content, Obama is a Pinko, a strict diet of Wendy’s is important for the maintenance of body and soul, and come what will, BooR will die today.

Bothered runs the blade of his kabar knife across the palm of his hand drawing a line of beaded scarlet.

“I swear it to you,” he says to the rabbit’s foot.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#14271174)



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Date: March 2nd, 2010 12:48 PM
Author: glittery digit ratio

good god maestro!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#14280111)



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Date: March 5th, 2010 11:48 AM
Author: Smoky Set

lolololol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#14305185)



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Date: April 15th, 2010 7:05 PM
Author: Frozen doctorate rehab

180 of 180s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#14722219)



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Date: April 15th, 2010 7:18 PM
Author: Ocher medicated forum psychic

ty brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#14722331)



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Date: April 15th, 2010 7:19 PM
Author: Frozen doctorate rehab

no ty man. this is such a goddamn good thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#14722335)



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Date: October 11th, 2010 4:58 PM
Author: Frozen doctorate rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#16267632)



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Date: March 1st, 2010 10:56 PM
Author: Ocher medicated forum psychic

There is no Wendy’s In Sao Paulo. No Wendy’s. Not even the one. But Bothered is a citizen of the internet, BooR is a citizen of the internet. Inevitable, inexorable, intractable BooR; he knows things. Like Google. Like Bob’s hamburgers. Like waiting.

BooR snaps the neck of the fry chef quietly, tenderly even. He removes his tattered National Guard uniform and is born anew. It is only a matter of time. BooR has waited six years to go to Medical School, he can wait a little while longer.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#14276311)



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Date: March 2nd, 2010 12:49 PM
Author: glittery digit ratio

:)))))!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#14280115)



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Date: March 1st, 2010 11:09 PM
Author: Ocher medicated forum psychic

At a blue and yellow table stained in spats of dried catsup and lubricated with children’s tears sits the tall man. He has not sampled Bob's wares, an aesthete perhaps. He does nothing in fact, hardly moves, but in his stillness there is a mania, a Roman Triumph, a Navajo rain dance, a Donizetti Aria. He too waits. He too is inexorable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#14276451)



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Date: March 1st, 2010 11:10 PM
Author: razzle kink-friendly nibblets bbw

holy fucking shit you killed in this thread holy FUCK

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#14276462)



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Date: March 1st, 2010 11:14 PM
Author: Ocher medicated forum psychic

ty, it may have gotten a bit esoteric after the first day, so i appreciate that it works for somebody.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#14276500)



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Date: March 1st, 2010 11:21 PM
Author: Titillating Community Account Telephone

btw, this thread is one reason why pumos = dead site

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#14276594)



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Date: March 2nd, 2010 12:37 AM
Author: Ocher medicated forum psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#14277379)



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Date: March 2nd, 2010 12:39 AM
Author: Titillating Community Account Telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#14277393)



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Date: March 1st, 2010 11:30 PM
Author: Ocher medicated forum psychic

More satyr of Dionysus than mortal man, Bothered had mowed through three meals at the arches no worse for wear. Could he go again? Sure, no sniveling weakling, no disease-riddled ectomorph he. But something is missing. That something, of course, is the red-haired pixie who crafts Bothered’s ambrosia with loving care.

Click. No Wendy’s in all of Brazil. Click. No new motion on the threads. Click. Fast food in Brazil?. Click. That will do, sounds as American as apple pie and freedom fries. Rumble. Time to go.

And thus, and thus, we begin.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#14276693)



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Date: March 1st, 2010 11:34 PM
Author: Titillating Community Account Telephone

"Three McDonald’s meals in less than thirty-six hours, pushing it, even for Bothered."

This is not a problem and not close to a limit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#14276723)



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Date: March 1st, 2010 11:35 PM
Author: Ocher medicated forum psychic

well, if you gave me notes besides just grammar naziing i could do a better job, teach.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#14276736)



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Date: March 1st, 2010 11:40 PM
Author: Titillating Community Account Telephone

Where would the fun be in that? Careful thought would have told you that what seems inconceivable to sickly ectomorphs on here can easily be processed by my billy goat gut.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#14276775)



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Date: March 1st, 2010 11:42 PM
Author: Ocher medicated forum psychic

well, fuck. i'll erase, and start anew, it's almost certainly the weakest one anyway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#14276800)



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Date: March 2nd, 2010 3:06 PM
Author: Ocher medicated forum psychic

okay, edited to reflect your manliness.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#14281091)



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Date: March 2nd, 2010 10:20 PM
Author: Ocher medicated forum psychic

now comes the hard part.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#14284356)



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Date: March 2nd, 2010 12:39 AM
Author: boyish onyx spot

"b"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#14277394)



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Date: March 2nd, 2010 12:22 PM
Author: Coiffed charismatic deer antler

this is great.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#14279931)



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Date: March 3rd, 2010 12:38 AM
Author: Ocher medicated forum psychic

*resists urge to drunkenly finish story*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#14285751)



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Date: March 3rd, 2010 1:08 AM
Author: swashbuckling poppy sweet tailpipe garrison

Don't cheapen it man. Know I am enjoying every perfect sentence. Wait until you are hungover. Not sober. But hungover. I want to feel the pain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#14285998)



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Date: March 3rd, 2010 1:26 AM
Author: Ocher medicated forum psychic

ty man, i'll let it ride

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#14286120)



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Date: March 3rd, 2010 12:39 AM
Author: Buck-toothed church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#14285758)



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Date: March 3rd, 2010 1:34 AM
Author: Adventurous Den

This is really awesome. You write beautifully. No homo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#14286176)



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Date: March 3rd, 2010 1:56 AM
Author: Buck-toothed church

best thread since favorite mccheese album

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#14286318)



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Date: March 3rd, 2010 3:01 AM
Author: talented police squad

terrible poster.

best thread in a long, long fucking time.

how this happened i will never know.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#14286729)



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Date: March 5th, 2010 1:04 AM
Author: unholy opaque idiot office

you suck my cock boy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#14303545)



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Date: March 5th, 2010 1:06 AM
Author: Ocher medicated forum psychic

my apologies for not providing better content sooner, poster i've never heard of.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#14303556)



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Date: March 5th, 2010 1:02 AM
Author: Ocher medicated forum psychic

Bothered swings open the door of Bob’s Hamburgers.

We expect peals of thunder, siren wails, a Morricone score searing our brains; but we are disappointed. There is only the smacking of lips and mindless chewing of processed meat, the shrill cries of errant children, and the smooth crooning of Pat Boone.

Though his ample stomach rumbles, Bothered’s eyes are clear.

He scans the room pensively, taking in the scene before him. A bovine matron, lipstick akimbo, sullenly smacks her gum and makes change. A bored tween pokes desultorily at her salad as her little brother frolics boisterously beneath the table. A Japanese businessman shovels food into his maw whilst ranting into his mobile. A powerfully built fry chef, fifteen hands tall, holds a butcher’s cleaver backhand.

Wrong.

But too late.

BooR vaults the counter with a guttural cry. He totters bowlegged but with alarming speed. Bothered reaches into his waistband for his own blade, a Terracotta warrior far from home, and charges forward. But before the clash of steel on steel, will on will, both stop as if caught on a string.

He is there. Betwixt the two gladiators stands the man with the Gypsy King face looking for all the world like St. Stephen.

“You do not want to do this,” he says quietly.

Bothered and BooR, Boor and Bothered, what can they do? They stand spellbound, frozen in the petrified ichor of the moment.

But they are men of will these two, these villainous heroes, these titans of the internet, and they charge forward, heedless.

Only to be stopped short. Hands of steel close around throats, one marble, one topaz.

“Thinkest thou this to be right, that thou saidst, My righteousness is more than Whokebe's?”

They attempt to speak, but words cannot be summoned.

Just as suddenly, two bodies lie on the dirty floor, two throats, clutched lightly in the dark man’s hands.

He stares out calmly into the middle distance and says, “Thou shalt not bow down thyself to them, nor serve them: for I the Lord thy Whokebe am a jealous Whokebe, visiting the iniquity of the fathers upon the children unto the third and fourth generation of them that hate me.”

He turns on his heel and walks though the door and into the dusky evening.

What Whok giveth, Whok taketh away.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#14303537)



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Date: March 5th, 2010 1:03 AM
Author: glittery digit ratio

180!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#14303542)



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Date: March 5th, 2010 1:11 AM
Author: Ocher medicated forum psychic

ty man, your praise means a great deal and you will have a producer credit when i turn this bitch into kabuki theater

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#14303589)



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Date: March 5th, 2010 1:14 AM
Author: boyish onyx spot

*slow clap*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#14303614)



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Date: March 5th, 2010 11:50 AM
Author: Smoky Set

BOOM!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#14305191)



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Date: January 7th, 2011 4:02 PM
Author: sadistic tattoo base

Bravo

*Stands and applaudes*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#16994230)



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Date: March 5th, 2010 1:06 AM
Author: Zombie-like Provocative School

nao fala portugues, nao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#14303561)



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Date: March 5th, 2010 1:11 AM
Author: unholy opaque idiot office

Taxa de mim como um poster

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#14303596)



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Date: March 5th, 2010 1:15 AM
Author: Ocher medicated forum psychic

cemoitenta naturalmente

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#14303629)



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Date: March 5th, 2010 1:17 AM
Author: unholy opaque idiot office

tu es meu amigao, para sempre

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#14303644)



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Date: March 5th, 2010 1:51 PM
Author: Ocher medicated forum psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#14306244)



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Date: March 5th, 2010 1:20 AM
Author: Zombie-like Provocative School

vai se foder

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#14303678)



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Date: March 5th, 2010 2:17 AM
Author: Ocher medicated forum psychic

what

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#14304018)



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Date: March 5th, 2010 3:53 AM
Author: Buff cuck

nao voce

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#14304262)



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Date: March 5th, 2010 11:35 AM
Author: Ocher medicated forum psychic

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#14305119)



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Date: March 6th, 2010 4:44 AM
Author: Floppy Zippy Mad-dog Skullcap Lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#14312007)



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Date: March 12th, 2010 2:17 AM
Author: Ocher medicated forum psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#14368216)



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Date: March 15th, 2010 3:50 PM
Author: Ocher medicated forum psychic

a self-serving bump in case anyone wants to read the final chapter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#14400277)



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Date: March 15th, 2010 3:54 PM
Author: unholy opaque idiot office

of COURSE I want to read the final chapter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#14400315)



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Date: March 15th, 2010 4:05 PM
Author: Ocher medicated forum psychic

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#14400434)



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Date: March 23rd, 2010 3:15 PM
Author: Hateful Lascivious Lay Gaming Laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#14476024)



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Date: March 28th, 2010 5:57 PM
Author: Ocher medicated forum psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#14529098)



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Date: March 28th, 2010 7:01 PM
Author: Vigorous Hyperactive Kitchen Mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#14529891)



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Date: March 29th, 2010 9:51 PM
Author: Ocher medicated forum psychic

fuck you ape detective

goodbye sweet prince, i'll see you in my dreams.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#14541844)



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Date: April 4th, 2010 4:39 PM
Author: gaped codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#14600115)



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Date: April 4th, 2010 5:02 PM
Author: Ocher medicated forum psychic

Ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#14600403)



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Date: April 9th, 2010 12:43 AM
Author: Frozen doctorate rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#14651360)



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Date: April 11th, 2010 8:58 PM
Author: brindle temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#14679565)



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Date: April 11th, 2010 10:00 PM
Author: Pontificating silver locale feces

OP=same dude as Mayor McCheese EPIC thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#14680220)



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Date: April 15th, 2010 5:11 PM
Author: Ocher medicated forum psychic

holy shit, i wish.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#14721310)



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Date: June 24th, 2010 12:01 AM
Author: Pontificating silver locale feces

Damn man this thread is so incredible I don't even remember reading it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#15328202)



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Date: April 27th, 2010 1:05 AM
Author: Frozen doctorate rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#14835690)



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Date: April 27th, 2010 1:47 AM
Author: Ocher medicated forum psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#14836086)



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Date: April 27th, 2010 2:05 AM
Author: talented police squad

now don't you go fucking telling him i said so, and i'm being fucking serious here, but the random sequence motherfucker is one of my favorite posters.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#14836218)



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Date: May 3rd, 2010 4:41 PM
Author: Ocher medicated forum psychic

caught you, you little scamp.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#14896745)



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Date: May 10th, 2010 8:32 PM
Author: Frozen doctorate rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#14957866)



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Date: May 23rd, 2010 10:08 PM
Author: Frozen doctorate rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#15065678)



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Date: May 23rd, 2010 10:30 PM
Author: Ocher medicated forum psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#15065917)



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Date: May 23rd, 2010 10:35 PM
Author: Frozen doctorate rehab

might be my favorite thread ever my man. like, number one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#15065969)



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Date: May 23rd, 2010 10:39 PM
Author: Ocher medicated forum psychic

holy shit man, ty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#15066008)



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Date: June 27th, 2010 11:22 PM
Author: glittery digit ratio

tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#15362150)



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Date: June 28th, 2010 9:46 PM
Author: Ocher medicated forum psychic

ty doctor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#15370298)



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Date: July 15th, 2010 1:46 PM
Author: glittery digit ratio

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#15514196)



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Date: June 23rd, 2010 11:49 PM
Author: Honey-headed locus marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#15328024)



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Date: July 14th, 2010 11:06 PM
Author: Hateful Lascivious Lay Gaming Laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#15509926)



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Date: July 16th, 2010 4:58 PM
Author: gay alcoholic regret senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#15525648)



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Date: July 22nd, 2010 7:04 AM
Author: Mustard persian wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#15576946)



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Date: August 1st, 2010 9:59 PM
Author: Ocher medicated forum psychic

(^_~)V

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#15675267)



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Date: August 27th, 2010 4:10 AM
Author: Ocher medicated forum psychic

like macarthur to manilla, i have returned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#15893562)



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Date: December 15th, 2010 11:36 AM
Author: glittery digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#16818031)



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Date: September 26th, 2010 7:58 PM
Author: Hateful Lascivious Lay Gaming Laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#16149686)



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Date: October 11th, 2010 4:38 PM
Author: Frozen doctorate rehab

do tell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#16267456)



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Date: October 11th, 2010 4:41 PM
Author: Ocher medicated forum psychic

ty sir

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#16267496)



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Date: October 11th, 2010 4:43 PM
Author: glittery digit ratio

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#16267511)



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Date: October 11th, 2010 4:44 PM
Author: Frozen doctorate rehab

180..

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#16267523)



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Date: October 11th, 2010 4:47 PM
Author: glittery digit ratio

..180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#16267546)



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Date: October 11th, 2010 5:03 PM
Author: bateful orange tanning salon coffee pot

081...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#16267670)



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Date: January 7th, 2011 2:20 PM
Author: Frozen doctorate rehab

if you fall i will catch you i'll be waiting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#16993352)



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Date: January 7th, 2011 3:01 PM
Author: bateful orange tanning salon coffee pot

time after time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#16993710)



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Date: October 11th, 2010 4:42 PM
Author: bateful orange tanning salon coffee pot

I smile just reading the thread title now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#16267499)



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Date: November 10th, 2010 1:45 AM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy hairraiser shrine incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#16514157)



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Date: January 7th, 2011 2:54 PM
Author: sadistic tattoo base

180 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#16993622)



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Date: January 18th, 2011 12:35 AM
Author: Ocher medicated forum psychic

i missed you sir.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#17080440)



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Date: August 1st, 2011 10:50 PM
Author: Frozen doctorate rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#18661393)



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Date: August 8th, 2011 10:54 AM
Author: vivacious dragon

<3<3<3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#18708838)



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Date: August 8th, 2011 10:58 AM
Author: Hateful Lascivious Lay Gaming Laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#18708865)



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Date: October 15th, 2011 8:56 AM
Author: Trip orchid water buffalo ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#19174941)