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Bothered in a white linen suit walking the streets of Sao Paulo

holding a mcrib sandwich and a kabar knife.
dun home
  02/25/10
...
marvelous purple idiot church
  02/25/10
180 thread
irradiated public bath patrolman
  02/25/10
tcr
citrine really tough guy abode
  07/15/10
...
Topaz Bat-shit-crazy Parlor
  07/04/11
...
massive den boltzmann
  02/25/10
...
citrine really tough guy abode
  07/04/11
BooR sits in the third row pew of the Igreja Adventista do S...
dun home
  02/25/10
wow, thanks
Diverse Mauve Pit Feces
  02/25/10
this is fucking hilarious
Ivory field pisswyrm
  02/25/10
I'd just like to point out how early I was on the bandwagon....
frum keepsake machete philosopher-king
  10/11/10
i had a bicycle and a dentist shirt with a skinny tie and th...
dun home
  10/11/10
...
ultramarine misanthropic jewess
  01/07/11
...
frum keepsake machete philosopher-king
  01/07/11
...
Thirsty institution giraffe
  02/25/10
...
marvelous purple idiot church
  04/09/10
damn
Lavender Beady-eyed Meetinghouse
  06/23/10
tytyty
twinkling library
  02/25/10
Bothered sees a small child selling refurbished soccer balls...
dun home
  02/25/10
180!
concupiscible lime national security agency orchestra pit
  02/25/10
A+
Jet-lagged Iridescent Senate
  02/25/10
Ahahahaha.
filthy spot
  02/25/10
wow...
Insane main people
  02/25/10
rofl
exciting stage dopamine
  02/26/10
i am laughing
mentally impaired whorehouse tank
  02/26/10
ha
Self-centered locus
  03/02/10
enthusiastic 180
aggressive station circlehead
  10/11/10
ty my pumo brother
dun home
  10/11/10
...
mewling motley lay
  02/08/11
An unctuous priest treads close to BooR. His sense of human ...
dun home
  02/25/10
A policeman blocks Bothered's way. "Aonde você es...
dun home
  02/25/10
amazing.
twinkling library
  02/25/10
LOL
concupiscible lime national security agency orchestra pit
  02/25/10
subtle Juquebi trolling
Diverse Mauve Pit Feces
  02/25/10
...
citrine really tough guy abode
  07/15/10
pure gold.
Insane main people
  02/25/10
OMG
exciting stage dopamine
  02/26/10
Whoa. I had never read this thread. This is fucking awesome....
Gaped newt
  03/03/10
The door creaks sullenly as BooR enters his hotel room. He w...
dun home
  02/25/10
180
Hyperventilating electric corner gay wizard
  02/25/10
tytytyty
Insane main people
  02/25/10
peeking
azure ungodly old irish cottage garrison
  02/25/10
180
concupiscible lime national security agency orchestra pit
  02/25/10
180, thanks teach, edit: math
dun home
  02/25/10
A blinking marquee reads "Lua Nova Crepuscular" in...
dun home
  02/25/10
lmao
massive den boltzmann
  02/25/10
lol
Bistre Sadistic Property
  02/25/10
This is wonderful.
Wine son of senegal
  02/25/10
BooR gently removes a 1989 Müller-Catoir Eiswein from t...
dun home
  02/25/10
I can't believe I didn't know where you were going with that...
Diverse Mauve Pit Feces
  02/25/10
...
concupiscible lime national security agency orchestra pit
  02/25/10
my favorite
Jet-lagged Iridescent Senate
  02/25/10
this one is good
Avocado Embarrassed To The Bone Fortuitous Meteor Trump Supporter
  02/26/10
This thread assassinated Bothered.
Cheese-eating pontificating selfie ratface
  02/25/10
Bothered’s Tevas pad softly across the stone floor of the ch...
dun home
  02/25/10
In the alley by the church stands a tall, silent man who no ...
dun home
  02/25/10
I heard Sir Vixthror's Pipes are hidden in an underground cr...
Diverse Mauve Pit Feces
  02/25/10
180 van morrison reference
Trip Gas Station Police Squad
  01/07/11
180 for real
Walnut Razzle-dazzle Multi-billionaire Prole
  02/25/10
...
Aphrodisiac theater stage candlestick maker
  02/25/10
In the era of inflated 180s and even more inflated egos, you...
fragrant cruel-hearted partner legal warrant
  02/25/10
im liking this
domesticated karate fanboi
  02/25/10
I though you were honey there for a second.
Crimson histrionic rehab
  03/03/10
As BooR hoists himself up for his three hundredth pull-up, t...
dun home
  02/25/10
180
Thirsty institution giraffe
  02/25/10
maestro man™
concupiscible lime national security agency orchestra pit
  02/25/10
...
heady bossy business firm
  03/02/10
And the man with the Gypsy King face walks quietly through A...
dun home
  02/25/10
180 man.
anal claret wrinkle indian lodge
  02/25/10
The Bovespa rises for the first time in days, but there is a...
dun home
  02/25/10
t y
Thirsty institution giraffe
  02/25/10
goddamn man this is some of the best stuff i've seen here in...
Fishy razzle gaming laptop dysfunction
  02/25/10
The clock in Bothered’s head goes off at 5:00 AM. It is a ba...
dun home
  02/26/10
Best one yet. Ty.
twinkling library
  02/26/10
:)))))))))))))
concupiscible lime national security agency orchestra pit
  02/26/10
...
wonderful forum cuck
  02/26/10
god damn man
Walnut Razzle-dazzle Multi-billionaire Prole
  02/26/10
180 million...I laughed fucking HARD at the oreo mcflurry li...
Thriller yapping lodge private investor
  03/01/10
"The feet of Bothered’s pajamas..." did it for me.
Bistre Sadistic Property
  03/01/10
TYFT. I missed it.
Wine son of senegal
  03/02/10
i lulz.
Know-it-all Odious Goyim Dilemma
  03/15/10
180
transparent balding potus
  03/15/10
oh wow
dark adventurous national mood
  03/28/10
I lulzt.
duck-like tanning salon personal credit line
  04/27/10
One hundred and eighty. There is some undeniable literary ta...
rough-skinned stimulating stag film turdskin
  10/11/10
ty
Costumed jew
  11/10/10
fucking christ
Walnut Razzle-dazzle Multi-billionaire Prole
  08/01/11
BooR rises with the majesty of Dažbog, both god of cold sun ...
dun home
  02/26/10
MOAR
Passionate coldplay fan
  02/26/10
A hundred kilometers to the Southeast outside a town called ...
dun home
  02/26/10
180
alcoholic degenerate reading party
  03/03/10
180
Walnut Razzle-dazzle Multi-billionaire Prole
  10/11/10
ty for highlighting this, for some reason this poast I'd nev...
frum keepsake machete philosopher-king
  10/11/10
180
Costumed jew
  11/10/10
A man of routine is a man of discipline, this above all else...
dun home
  02/26/10
BooR lies in bed with the half-frozen body of his beloved, c...
dun home
  02/26/10
so good
sapphire bonkers cruise ship
  04/27/10
Bothered wanders through a corridor of wealth, humming “Desp...
dun home
  02/26/10
...
saffron stock car step-uncle's house
  05/03/10
ty, a shoutout to one of my favorite ever posters lost in th...
dun home
  05/03/10
Moar
Passionate coldplay fan
  02/26/10
i appreciate your support, but it is nigh on drinking time a...
dun home
  02/26/10
tapering off
Avocado Embarrassed To The Bone Fortuitous Meteor Trump Supporter
  02/26/10
BooR sits in a crowded brasserie shoveling hunks of Bolo de ...
dun home
  02/27/10
excellent
Passionate coldplay fan
  02/27/10
jesus
Walnut Razzle-dazzle Multi-billionaire Prole
  04/15/10
The man with the Gypsy King face lies in the sand, thinking ...
dun home
  03/01/10
The walk was good for his constitution and the articles have...
dun home
  03/01/10
good god maestro!
concupiscible lime national security agency orchestra pit
  03/02/10
lolololol
twinkling library
  03/05/10
180 of 180s
Walnut Razzle-dazzle Multi-billionaire Prole
  04/15/10
ty brother
dun home
  04/15/10
no ty man. this is such a goddamn good thread
Walnut Razzle-dazzle Multi-billionaire Prole
  04/15/10
...
Walnut Razzle-dazzle Multi-billionaire Prole
  10/11/10
There is no Wendy’s In Sao Paulo. No Wendy’s. Not even the o...
dun home
  03/01/10
:)))))!
concupiscible lime national security agency orchestra pit
  03/02/10
At a blue and yellow table stained in spats of dried catsup ...
dun home
  03/01/10
holy fucking shit you killed in this thread holy FUCK
irradiated public bath patrolman
  03/01/10
ty, it may have gotten a bit esoteric after the first day, s...
dun home
  03/01/10
btw, this thread is one reason why pumos = dead site
azure ungodly old irish cottage garrison
  03/01/10
...
dun home
  03/02/10
...
azure ungodly old irish cottage garrison
  03/02/10
More satyr of Dionysus than mortal man, Bothered had mowed t...
dun home
  03/01/10
"Three McDonald’s meals in less than thirty-six hours, ...
azure ungodly old irish cottage garrison
  03/01/10
well, if you gave me notes besides just grammar naziing i co...
dun home
  03/01/10
Where would the fun be in that? Careful thought would have t...
azure ungodly old irish cottage garrison
  03/01/10
well, fuck. i'll erase, and start anew, it's almost certainl...
dun home
  03/01/10
okay, edited to reflect your manliness.
dun home
  03/02/10
now comes the hard part.
dun home
  03/02/10
"b"
Bistre Sadistic Property
  03/02/10
this is great.
Self-centered locus
  03/02/10
*resists urge to drunkenly finish story*
dun home
  03/03/10
Don't cheapen it man. Know I am enjoying every perfect sente...
Passionate coldplay fan
  03/03/10
ty man, i'll let it ride
dun home
  03/03/10
...
Fishy razzle gaming laptop dysfunction
  03/03/10
This is really awesome. You write beautifully. No homo.
Gaped newt
  03/03/10
best thread since favorite mccheese album
Fishy razzle gaming laptop dysfunction
  03/03/10
terrible poster. best thread in a long, long fucking time...
alcoholic degenerate reading party
  03/03/10
you suck my cock boy
Diverse Mauve Pit Feces
  03/05/10
my apologies for not providing better content sooner, poster...
dun home
  03/05/10
Bothered swings open the door of Bob’s Hamburgers. We ex...
dun home
  03/05/10
180!
concupiscible lime national security agency orchestra pit
  03/05/10
ty man, your praise means a great deal and you will have a p...
dun home
  03/05/10
*slow clap*
Bistre Sadistic Property
  03/05/10
BOOM!
twinkling library
  03/05/10
Bravo *Stands and applaudes*
Peach Provocative Menage Legend
  01/07/11
nao fala portugues, nao
Spectacular range codepig
  03/05/10
Taxa de mim como um poster
Diverse Mauve Pit Feces
  03/05/10
cemoitenta naturalmente
dun home
  03/05/10
tu es meu amigao, para sempre
Diverse Mauve Pit Feces
  03/05/10
...
dun home
  03/05/10
vai se foder
Spectacular range codepig
  03/05/10
what
dun home
  03/05/10
nao voce
Ivory field pisswyrm
  03/05/10
ty
dun home
  03/05/10
...
Crimson histrionic rehab
  03/06/10
...
dun home
  03/12/10
a self-serving bump in case anyone wants to read the final c...
dun home
  03/15/10
of COURSE I want to read the final chapter.
Diverse Mauve Pit Feces
  03/15/10
ty
dun home
  03/15/10
...
rebellious mind-boggling gaping athletic conference
  03/23/10
...
dun home
  03/28/10
...
transparent balding potus
  03/28/10
fuck you ape detective goodbye sweet prince, i'll see you...
dun home
  03/29/10
...
appetizing generalized bond foreskin
  04/04/10
Ty
dun home
  04/04/10
...
Walnut Razzle-dazzle Multi-billionaire Prole
  04/09/10
...
gold big set
  04/11/10
OP=same dude as Mayor McCheese EPIC thread
Lavender Beady-eyed Meetinghouse
  04/11/10
holy shit, i wish.
dun home
  04/15/10
Damn man this thread is so incredible I don't even remember ...
Lavender Beady-eyed Meetinghouse
  06/24/10
...
Walnut Razzle-dazzle Multi-billionaire Prole
  04/27/10
...
dun home
  04/27/10
now don't you go fucking telling him i said so, and i'm bein...
alcoholic degenerate reading party
  04/27/10
caught you, you little scamp.
dun home
  05/03/10
...
Walnut Razzle-dazzle Multi-billionaire Prole
  05/10/10
...
Walnut Razzle-dazzle Multi-billionaire Prole
  05/23/10
...
dun home
  05/23/10
might be my favorite thread ever my man. like, number one
Walnut Razzle-dazzle Multi-billionaire Prole
  05/23/10
holy shit man, ty.
dun home
  05/23/10
tcr
concupiscible lime national security agency orchestra pit
  06/27/10
ty doctor
dun home
  06/28/10
ty
concupiscible lime national security agency orchestra pit
  07/15/10
...
Vermilion Casino
  06/23/10
...
rebellious mind-boggling gaping athletic conference
  07/14/10
...
boyish up-to-no-good hall blood rage
  07/16/10
...
Sinister Community Account
  07/22/10
(^_~)V
dun home
  08/01/10
like macarthur to manilla, i have returned
dun home
  08/27/10
...
concupiscible lime national security agency orchestra pit
  12/15/10
...
rebellious mind-boggling gaping athletic conference
  09/26/10
do tell
Walnut Razzle-dazzle Multi-billionaire Prole
  10/11/10
ty sir
dun home
  10/11/10
ty
concupiscible lime national security agency orchestra pit
  10/11/10
180..
Walnut Razzle-dazzle Multi-billionaire Prole
  10/11/10
..180
concupiscible lime national security agency orchestra pit
  10/11/10
081...
frum keepsake machete philosopher-king
  10/11/10
if you fall i will catch you i'll be waiting
Walnut Razzle-dazzle Multi-billionaire Prole
  01/07/11
time after time
frum keepsake machete philosopher-king
  01/07/11
I smile just reading the thread title now
frum keepsake machete philosopher-king
  10/11/10
...
vibrant pea-brained house
  11/10/10
180 thread
Peach Provocative Menage Legend
  01/07/11
i missed you sir.
dun home
  01/18/11
...
Walnut Razzle-dazzle Multi-billionaire Prole
  08/01/11
<3<3<3
charcoal harsh gunner
  08/08/11
...
rebellious mind-boggling gaping athletic conference
  08/08/11
...
flushed principal's office genital piercing
  10/15/11


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Date: February 25th, 2010 11:22 AM
Author: dun home

holding a mcrib sandwich and a kabar knife.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#14230561)



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Date: February 25th, 2010 11:25 AM
Author: marvelous purple idiot church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#14230577)



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Date: February 25th, 2010 5:55 PM
Author: irradiated public bath patrolman

180 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#14234031)



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Date: July 15th, 2010 2:01 PM
Author: citrine really tough guy abode

tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#15514321)



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Date: July 4th, 2011 2:27 AM
Author: Topaz Bat-shit-crazy Parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#18415916)



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Date: February 25th, 2010 11:31 AM
Author: massive den boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#14230609)



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Date: July 4th, 2011 3:04 AM
Author: citrine really tough guy abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#18416035)



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Date: February 25th, 2010 12:12 PM
Author: dun home

BooR sits in the third row pew of the Igreja Adventista do Sétimo Dia de Moema staring at the ceiling saying novinas to peter the great and clenching his fists

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#14230895)



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Date: February 25th, 2010 12:14 PM
Author: Diverse Mauve Pit Feces

wow, thanks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#14230908)



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Date: February 25th, 2010 12:16 PM
Author: Ivory field pisswyrm

this is fucking hilarious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#14230917)



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Date: October 11th, 2010 4:57 PM
Author: frum keepsake machete philosopher-king

I'd just like to point out how early I was on the bandwagon.

Then again, maybe I was just harking back to the days when I once swung my feet in an Igreja Adventista...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#16267623)



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Date: October 11th, 2010 10:14 PM
Author: dun home

i had a bicycle and a dentist shirt with a skinny tie and the world was at my feet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#16270245)



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Date: January 7th, 2011 2:35 PM
Author: ultramarine misanthropic jewess



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Date: January 7th, 2011 3:02 PM
Author: frum keepsake machete philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#16993724)



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Date: February 25th, 2010 1:20 PM
Author: Thirsty institution giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#14231331)



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Date: April 9th, 2010 12:41 AM
Author: marvelous purple idiot church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#14651339)



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Date: June 23rd, 2010 11:49 PM
Author: Lavender Beady-eyed Meetinghouse

damn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#15328030)



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Date: February 25th, 2010 12:15 PM
Author: twinkling library

tytyty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#14230913)



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Date: February 25th, 2010 12:21 PM
Author: dun home

Bothered sees a small child selling refurbished soccer balls, his hand instinctively moves towards his breast pocket, where he keeps timmy's rabbit's foot. "It would be third period right now," he says to no one in particular.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#14230952)



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Date: February 25th, 2010 12:22 PM
Author: concupiscible lime national security agency orchestra pit

180!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#14230960)



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Date: February 25th, 2010 12:39 PM
Author: Jet-lagged Iridescent Senate

A+

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#14231069)



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Date: February 25th, 2010 2:53 PM
Author: filthy spot

Ahahahaha.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#14232158)



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Date: February 25th, 2010 6:39 PM
Author: Insane main people

wow...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#14234388)



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Date: February 26th, 2010 1:19 PM
Author: exciting stage dopamine

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#14242290)



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Date: February 26th, 2010 11:13 PM
Author: mentally impaired whorehouse tank

i am laughing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#14247382)



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Date: March 2nd, 2010 12:19 PM
Author: Self-centered locus

ha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#14279917)



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Date: October 11th, 2010 5:30 PM
Author: aggressive station circlehead

enthusiastic 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#16267862)



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Date: October 11th, 2010 5:41 PM
Author: dun home

ty my pumo brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#16267956)



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Date: February 8th, 2011 9:42 PM
Author: mewling motley lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#17241655)



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Date: February 25th, 2010 12:37 PM
Author: dun home

An unctuous priest treads close to BooR. His sense of human needs does not reach BooR, what BooR needs. Mistakes of this sort are made every day. Consequences can be grave in Sampa.

BooR's bald pate gleams dully even in the low light. The priest stifles a gasp when he sees a rosary bead crumble in the man's hand. Not wood these beads. The beads are misshapen and irregular; the color of a windburnt pilgrim.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#14231060)



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Date: February 25th, 2010 1:19 PM
Author: dun home

A policeman blocks Bothered's way. "Aonde você está indo com essa faca?" he asks, his tone almost pleading, his accustomed aggressive authority absent from his stance.

Bothered adjusts his glasses on his nose and smiles wryly. "Avatar only made $16 million this weekend," he says, touching the officer's shoulder gently. The cop stands aside, mouth slightly agape. "Que é este homem?" he mutters to himself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#14231326)



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Date: February 25th, 2010 1:27 PM
Author: twinkling library

amazing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#14231382)



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Date: February 25th, 2010 2:01 PM
Author: concupiscible lime national security agency orchestra pit

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#14231659)



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Date: February 25th, 2010 2:05 PM
Author: Diverse Mauve Pit Feces

subtle Juquebi trolling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#14231697)



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Date: July 15th, 2010 1:53 PM
Author: citrine really tough guy abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#15514237)



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Date: February 25th, 2010 6:46 PM
Author: Insane main people

pure gold.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#14234451)



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Date: February 26th, 2010 1:21 PM
Author: exciting stage dopamine

OMG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#14242313)



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Date: March 3rd, 2010 1:05 AM
Author: Gaped newt

Whoa. I had never read this thread. This is fucking awesome. Please become a writer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#14285984)



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Date: February 25th, 2010 1:23 PM
Author: dun home

The door creaks sullenly as BooR enters his hotel room. He walks into the bathroom and looks down at the bathtub filled with melting ice. "When I am for medical school Anitchka, kidney will no longer such problem." The hand peeking above the ice does not answer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#14231348)



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Date: February 25th, 2010 1:28 PM
Author: Hyperventilating electric corner gay wizard

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#14231393)



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Date: February 25th, 2010 6:42 PM
Author: Insane main people

tytytyty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#14234414)



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Date: February 25th, 2010 11:52 PM
Author: azure ungodly old irish cottage garrison

peeking

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#14237965)



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Date: February 25th, 2010 11:53 PM
Author: concupiscible lime national security agency orchestra pit

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#14237976)



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Date: February 25th, 2010 11:54 PM
Author: dun home

180, thanks teach, edit: math

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#14237980)



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Date: February 25th, 2010 1:58 PM
Author: dun home

A blinking marquee reads "Lua Nova Crepuscular" in pastel neon. Bothered looks into the pock-marked face of the pubescent ticket taker and says, "I must remember who I am and what is important if his life is to truly have meaning."

The ticket taker stares back levely and asks in unexpectedly unaccented english, "Soo, one for New Moon then, sir?"

"Of course my son."

"From the mouth of babes," muses Bothered as he removes the filet o' fish he had concealed in his coat pocket.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#14231641)



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Date: February 25th, 2010 1:59 PM
Author: massive den boltzmann

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#14231650)



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Date: February 25th, 2010 2:02 PM
Author: Bistre Sadistic Property

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#14231670)



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Date: February 25th, 2010 2:50 PM
Author: Wine son of senegal

This is wonderful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#14232119)



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Date: February 25th, 2010 2:51 PM
Author: dun home

BooR gently removes a 1989 Müller-Catoir Eiswein from the tub and deftly strikes the nape of the bottle against the ledge of the sink. He greedily presses the jagged bottle to his lips and takes a long pull of the nectar within. He looks at his reflection in the warped mirror and licks the blood from his lips, “Krauts know nothing of fighting in snow, but avoiding cake has the strange fellows of bed.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#14232136)



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Date: February 25th, 2010 2:53 PM
Author: Diverse Mauve Pit Feces

I can't believe I didn't know where you were going with that

bravo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#14232160)



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Date: February 25th, 2010 3:29 PM
Author: concupiscible lime national security agency orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#14232602)



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Date: February 25th, 2010 7:21 PM
Author: Jet-lagged Iridescent Senate

my favorite

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#14234813)



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Date: February 26th, 2010 11:25 PM
Author: Avocado Embarrassed To The Bone Fortuitous Meteor Trump Supporter

this one is good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#14247454)



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Date: February 25th, 2010 2:54 PM
Author: Cheese-eating pontificating selfie ratface

This thread assassinated Bothered.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#14232179)



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Date: February 25th, 2010 4:49 PM
Author: dun home

Bothered’s Tevas pad softly across the stone floor of the church.

The priest, rising from his prayers, starts at the pale apparition and nearly exclaims, “João Mendes de Silva?" before noting the cino-american features.

Bothered strides purposefully to the third row and sneers, “It smells of beets and Bolsheviks in here, priest,” he nearly spits.

He bends down and gingerly picks up the largest part of the discarded rosary and whispers, “Can you hear me BooR? It’s almost time.”

The priest,, badly shaken for the second time that day, crosses himself as the man walks back out the door.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#14233378)



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Date: February 25th, 2010 5:35 PM
Author: dun home

In the alley by the church stands a tall, silent man who no one has ever met. The shadows hide him from prying eyes, but a careful observer might think himself staring into the face of a Gypsy King. In his hand is a book, but the fingers of a pianist or a surgeon or a god obscure the title; only the letters “Vinel” are visible, no matter how close you care to look. On his feet are a pair of worn sneakers; sneakers an editor of SLAM! Magazine might recognize as the immortal Air Dual-D 2K6s. And on his lips are these words, “Ain’t nothing but a stranger in this world. I’m nothing but a stranger in this world.” Down his cheek rolls a single tear for what is surely to come.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#14233852)



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Date: February 25th, 2010 6:24 PM
Author: Diverse Mauve Pit Feces

I heard Sir Vixthror's Pipes are hidden in an underground crypt in that very church.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#14234296)



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Date: January 7th, 2011 2:49 PM
Author: Trip Gas Station Police Squad

180 van morrison reference

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#16993569)



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Date: February 25th, 2010 6:24 PM
Author: Walnut Razzle-dazzle Multi-billionaire Prole

180 for real

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#14234299)



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Date: February 25th, 2010 6:28 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac theater stage candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#14234321)



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Date: February 25th, 2010 6:36 PM
Author: fragrant cruel-hearted partner legal warrant

In the era of inflated 180s and even more inflated egos, you're a breath of fresh air.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#14234372)



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Date: February 25th, 2010 6:37 PM
Author: domesticated karate fanboi

im liking this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#14234377)



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Date: March 3rd, 2010 2:58 AM
Author: Crimson histrionic rehab

I though you were honey there for a second.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#14286717)



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Date: February 25th, 2010 7:00 PM
Author: dun home

As BooR hoists himself up for his three hundredth pull-up, the rattling of his trophies finally draws his attention. He alights gracefully and rubs his hand across his bare torso, his scarred muscles rippling. His stomach is covered by a curious tattoo drawn in the faded black of prison ink. The words say, HOW TO DEFEAT A COP (BOOR), and beneath there is picture of a prone stickfigure, the head with its crude policeman’s cap lying near a pool of viscous black.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#14234594)



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Date: February 25th, 2010 7:29 PM
Author: Thirsty institution giraffe

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#14234883)



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Date: February 25th, 2010 9:45 PM
Author: concupiscible lime national security agency orchestra pit

maestro man™

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#14236240)



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Date: March 2nd, 2010 12:47 AM
Author: heady bossy business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#14277471)



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Date: February 25th, 2010 9:32 PM
Author: dun home

And the man with the Gypsy King face walks quietly through Avenida Paulista as the wind screams the names of lost friends. A band of urchins skitter around his legs begging for treats. "Why should things be easy to understand?" he asks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#14236108)



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Date: February 25th, 2010 9:47 PM
Author: anal claret wrinkle indian lodge

180 man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#14236260)



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Date: February 25th, 2010 11:08 PM
Author: dun home

The Bovespa rises for the first time in days, but there is a pall over the city. The taste of danger and cold rage is on everyone's tongue. "I am not led, I lead," says the city. You are a liar Sao Paulo, your fate is no longer yours to decide.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#14237369)



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Date: February 25th, 2010 11:54 PM
Author: Thirsty institution giraffe

t y

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#14237982)



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Date: February 25th, 2010 11:43 PM
Author: Fishy razzle gaming laptop dysfunction

goddamn man this is some of the best stuff i've seen here in a long time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#14237861)



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Date: February 26th, 2010 11:59 AM
Author: dun home

The clock in Bothered’s head goes off at 5:00 AM. It is a banker’s clock, a teacher’s clock, the clock of a relentless hunter who can sense that his quarry is near. The feet of Bothered’s pajamas make a light slapping sound on the hardwood floor as he pads to the bathroom to relieve himself.

“Today is the day,” he mutters darkly.

Though anxious for the clash of steel on bone, he flips on his laptop in the darkness. Obama has made another unforgivable gaff and there are articles to post. Important business that simply cannot wait.

Fortunately, revenge, like an Oreo McFlurry, is a dish best served cold.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#14241673)



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Date: February 26th, 2010 12:01 PM
Author: twinkling library

Best one yet. Ty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#14241697)



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Date: February 26th, 2010 12:14 PM
Author: concupiscible lime national security agency orchestra pit

:)))))))))))))

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#14241779)



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Date: February 26th, 2010 1:16 PM
Author: wonderful forum cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#14242255)



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Date: February 26th, 2010 2:58 PM
Author: Walnut Razzle-dazzle Multi-billionaire Prole

god damn man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#14243286)



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Date: March 1st, 2010 11:19 PM
Author: Thriller yapping lodge private investor

180 million...I laughed fucking HARD at the oreo mcflurry line

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#14276565)



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Date: March 1st, 2010 11:22 PM
Author: Bistre Sadistic Property

"The feet of Bothered’s pajamas..." did it for me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#14276601)



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Date: March 2nd, 2010 12:16 PM
Author: Wine son of senegal

TYFT. I missed it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#14279902)



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Date: March 15th, 2010 4:01 PM
Author: Know-it-all Odious Goyim Dilemma

i lulz.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#14400390)



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Date: March 15th, 2010 4:07 PM
Author: transparent balding potus

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#14400456)



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Date: March 28th, 2010 7:25 PM
Author: dark adventurous national mood

oh wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#14530151)



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Date: April 27th, 2010 1:14 AM
Author: duck-like tanning salon personal credit line

I lulzt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#14835775)



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Date: October 11th, 2010 5:02 PM
Author: rough-skinned stimulating stag film turdskin

One hundred and eighty. There is some undeniable literary talent in this thread.

Also, it's "gaffe."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#16267663)



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Date: November 10th, 2010 1:59 AM
Author: Costumed jew

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#16514194)



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Date: August 1st, 2011 10:57 PM
Author: Walnut Razzle-dazzle Multi-billionaire Prole

fucking christ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#18661444)



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Date: February 26th, 2010 12:39 PM
Author: dun home

BooR rises with the majesty of Dažbog, both god of cold sun and shepherd of wolves, his eyes unclouded, already bright with malice. BooR’s fingers tenderly caress the trophies around his neck.

One for each obstacle in the ceaseless rise of BooR; he lingers gently over each as is his routine. The Elder of Zion® in an abandoned slaughterhouse in Red Hook, Trustafarian, crying on his knees on the dock in Yakutat, that night he caught up with ¶etro in the red light district of Mumbai. So very many triumphs. Now this.

“For weak useless child?” asks BooR, "Even Yusef did not have place for him. Why such trouble?"



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#14241922)



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Date: February 26th, 2010 1:34 PM
Author: Passionate coldplay fan

MOAR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#14242432)



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Date: February 26th, 2010 2:04 PM
Author: dun home

A hundred kilometers to the Southeast outside a town called Maresias, the man with the Gypsy King face paddles slowly but purposefully out into the surf.

Normally a hub of the tourist trade, the beach is quiet, as if the ocean knows that the man needs time alone with his thoughts.

On the shore, a wizened Mayoruna man spears trash with a practiced hand, but increasingly finds his eyes drawn to the tall man on the longboard. The words come unbidden, “Who can he be,” asks the man to the sand, “Who can he be?”



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#14242740)



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Date: March 3rd, 2010 3:00 AM
Author: alcoholic degenerate reading party

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#14286725)



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Date: October 11th, 2010 4:55 PM
Author: Walnut Razzle-dazzle Multi-billionaire Prole

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#16267598)



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Date: October 11th, 2010 4:56 PM
Author: frum keepsake machete philosopher-king

ty for highlighting this, for some reason this poast I'd never read.

Ewe argh a true prophet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#16267617)



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Date: November 10th, 2010 1:58 AM
Author: Costumed jew

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#16514191)



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Date: February 26th, 2010 2:39 PM
Author: dun home

A man of routine is a man of discipline, this above all else Bothered knows. But temptation is ever a fickle mistress. Tres McMuffin Sausage con Ovo as a matter of course, yes; but dois Pao de queijo, as well? Dare he? He dares.

Fortune favors the bold.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#14243096)



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Date: February 26th, 2010 2:50 PM
Author: dun home

BooR lies in bed with the half-frozen body of his beloved, cradling her gently in his strong arms.

“A doctor must learn from mistake, Anitchka. If surgery has worked what school would not want BooR?”

He squeezes her ever tighter and lovingly sniffs the nape of her neck.

“What acid will dissolve bones fastly, my darling?” he croons to her softly.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#14243200)



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Date: April 27th, 2010 1:42 AM
Author: sapphire bonkers cruise ship

so good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#14836053)



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Date: February 26th, 2010 3:20 PM
Author: dun home

Bothered wanders through a corridor of wealth, humming “Desperado” softly to himself.

A young man with an aristocratic bearing wearing tennis whites passes by and mutters something that sounds, to Bothered’s ears, like “Stiffoo.”

“God Bless you, my son,” says Bothered.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#14243452)



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Date: May 3rd, 2010 4:50 PM
Author: saffron stock car step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#14896816)



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Date: May 3rd, 2010 4:55 PM
Author: dun home

ty, a shoutout to one of my favorite ever posters lost in the enormity of this thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#14896859)



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Date: February 26th, 2010 7:10 PM
Author: Passionate coldplay fan

Moar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#14245432)



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Date: February 26th, 2010 7:21 PM
Author: dun home

i appreciate your support, but it is nigh on drinking time and i'm gonna have to bow out for the night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#14245496)



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Date: February 26th, 2010 11:12 PM
Author: Avocado Embarrassed To The Bone Fortuitous Meteor Trump Supporter

tapering off

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#14247376)



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Date: February 27th, 2010 3:43 PM
Author: dun home

BooR sits in a crowded brasserie shoveling hunks of Bolo de fubá cremoso into his maw and crying softly.

“You suck my cock boy,” he sobs to himself. He repeats it over and over again as if it were a mantra, a verbal talisman to ward off forces beyond his control.

His fellow patrons are nervous, jiggling their legs and glancing around at one another for support. Before anyone dares disturb him, BooR springs from his chair without warning and breaks into a blind sprint, crashing through tables and upending small children, tears still streaming down his face.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#14251932)



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Date: February 27th, 2010 4:24 PM
Author: Passionate coldplay fan

excellent



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#14252430)



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Date: April 15th, 2010 7:04 PM
Author: Walnut Razzle-dazzle Multi-billionaire Prole

jesus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#14722202)



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Date: March 1st, 2010 1:04 PM
Author: dun home

The man with the Gypsy King face lies in the sand, thinking of better times. As the sun dries his dark skin, he nods slowly to himself as if he has walked along the Wanagi Tacaku and found his answers waiting there.

“Death is a debt to nature due, which I have paid and so must you,” he says. “Will you stop for me, Death?”



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#14270821)



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Date: March 1st, 2010 1:52 PM
Author: dun home

The walk was good for his constitution and the articles have been given time to germinate. The response is overwhelming; four unique posts in one thread, eleven in another, seventeen in a third. The education of America’s jaded youth is a never-ending task, but one Bothered embraces with relish. There are some immutable truths in this life: Blu Ray will die when there is digital means of owning content, Obama is a Pinko, a strict diet of Wendy’s is important for the maintenance of body and soul, and come what will, BooR will die today.

Bothered runs the blade of his kabar knife across the palm of his hand drawing a line of beaded scarlet.

“I swear it to you,” he says to the rabbit’s foot.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#14271174)



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Date: March 2nd, 2010 12:48 PM
Author: concupiscible lime national security agency orchestra pit

good god maestro!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#14280111)



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Date: March 5th, 2010 11:48 AM
Author: twinkling library

lolololol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#14305185)



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Date: April 15th, 2010 7:05 PM
Author: Walnut Razzle-dazzle Multi-billionaire Prole

180 of 180s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#14722219)



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Date: April 15th, 2010 7:18 PM
Author: dun home

ty brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#14722331)



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Date: April 15th, 2010 7:19 PM
Author: Walnut Razzle-dazzle Multi-billionaire Prole

no ty man. this is such a goddamn good thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#14722335)



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Date: October 11th, 2010 4:58 PM
Author: Walnut Razzle-dazzle Multi-billionaire Prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#16267632)



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Date: March 1st, 2010 10:56 PM
Author: dun home

There is no Wendy’s In Sao Paulo. No Wendy’s. Not even the one. But Bothered is a citizen of the internet, BooR is a citizen of the internet. Inevitable, inexorable, intractable BooR; he knows things. Like Google. Like Bob’s hamburgers. Like waiting.

BooR snaps the neck of the fry chef quietly, tenderly even. He removes his tattered National Guard uniform and is born anew. It is only a matter of time. BooR has waited six years to go to Medical School, he can wait a little while longer.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#14276311)



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Date: March 2nd, 2010 12:49 PM
Author: concupiscible lime national security agency orchestra pit

:)))))!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#14280115)



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Date: March 1st, 2010 11:09 PM
Author: dun home

At a blue and yellow table stained in spats of dried catsup and lubricated with children’s tears sits the tall man. He has not sampled Bob's wares, an aesthete perhaps. He does nothing in fact, hardly moves, but in his stillness there is a mania, a Roman Triumph, a Navajo rain dance, a Donizetti Aria. He too waits. He too is inexorable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#14276451)



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Date: March 1st, 2010 11:10 PM
Author: irradiated public bath patrolman

holy fucking shit you killed in this thread holy FUCK

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#14276462)



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Date: March 1st, 2010 11:14 PM
Author: dun home

ty, it may have gotten a bit esoteric after the first day, so i appreciate that it works for somebody.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#14276500)



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Date: March 1st, 2010 11:21 PM
Author: azure ungodly old irish cottage garrison

btw, this thread is one reason why pumos = dead site

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#14276594)



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Date: March 2nd, 2010 12:37 AM
Author: dun home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#14277379)



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Date: March 2nd, 2010 12:39 AM
Author: azure ungodly old irish cottage garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#14277393)



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Date: March 1st, 2010 11:30 PM
Author: dun home

More satyr of Dionysus than mortal man, Bothered had mowed through three meals at the arches no worse for wear. Could he go again? Sure, no sniveling weakling, no disease-riddled ectomorph he. But something is missing. That something, of course, is the red-haired pixie who crafts Bothered’s ambrosia with loving care.

Click. No Wendy’s in all of Brazil. Click. No new motion on the threads. Click. Fast food in Brazil?. Click. That will do, sounds as American as apple pie and freedom fries. Rumble. Time to go.

And thus, and thus, we begin.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#14276693)



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Date: March 1st, 2010 11:34 PM
Author: azure ungodly old irish cottage garrison

"Three McDonald’s meals in less than thirty-six hours, pushing it, even for Bothered."

This is not a problem and not close to a limit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#14276723)



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Date: March 1st, 2010 11:35 PM
Author: dun home

well, if you gave me notes besides just grammar naziing i could do a better job, teach.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#14276736)



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Date: March 1st, 2010 11:40 PM
Author: azure ungodly old irish cottage garrison

Where would the fun be in that? Careful thought would have told you that what seems inconceivable to sickly ectomorphs on here can easily be processed by my billy goat gut.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#14276775)



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Date: March 1st, 2010 11:42 PM
Author: dun home

well, fuck. i'll erase, and start anew, it's almost certainly the weakest one anyway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#14276800)



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Date: March 2nd, 2010 3:06 PM
Author: dun home

okay, edited to reflect your manliness.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#14281091)



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Date: March 2nd, 2010 10:20 PM
Author: dun home

now comes the hard part.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#14284356)



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Date: March 2nd, 2010 12:39 AM
Author: Bistre Sadistic Property

"b"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#14277394)



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Date: March 2nd, 2010 12:22 PM
Author: Self-centered locus

this is great.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#14279931)



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Date: March 3rd, 2010 12:38 AM
Author: dun home

*resists urge to drunkenly finish story*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#14285751)



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Date: March 3rd, 2010 1:08 AM
Author: Passionate coldplay fan

Don't cheapen it man. Know I am enjoying every perfect sentence. Wait until you are hungover. Not sober. But hungover. I want to feel the pain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#14285998)



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Date: March 3rd, 2010 1:26 AM
Author: dun home

ty man, i'll let it ride

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#14286120)



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Date: March 3rd, 2010 12:39 AM
Author: Fishy razzle gaming laptop dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#14285758)



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Date: March 3rd, 2010 1:34 AM
Author: Gaped newt

This is really awesome. You write beautifully. No homo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#14286176)



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Date: March 3rd, 2010 1:56 AM
Author: Fishy razzle gaming laptop dysfunction

best thread since favorite mccheese album

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#14286318)



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Date: March 3rd, 2010 3:01 AM
Author: alcoholic degenerate reading party

terrible poster.

best thread in a long, long fucking time.

how this happened i will never know.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#14286729)



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Date: March 5th, 2010 1:04 AM
Author: Diverse Mauve Pit Feces

you suck my cock boy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#14303545)



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Date: March 5th, 2010 1:06 AM
Author: dun home

my apologies for not providing better content sooner, poster i've never heard of.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#14303556)



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Date: March 5th, 2010 1:02 AM
Author: dun home

Bothered swings open the door of Bob’s Hamburgers.

We expect peals of thunder, siren wails, a Morricone score searing our brains; but we are disappointed. There is only the smacking of lips and mindless chewing of processed meat, the shrill cries of errant children, and the smooth crooning of Pat Boone.

Though his ample stomach rumbles, Bothered’s eyes are clear.

He scans the room pensively, taking in the scene before him. A bovine matron, lipstick akimbo, sullenly smacks her gum and makes change. A bored tween pokes desultorily at her salad as her little brother frolics boisterously beneath the table. A Japanese businessman shovels food into his maw whilst ranting into his mobile. A powerfully built fry chef, fifteen hands tall, holds a butcher’s cleaver backhand.

Wrong.

But too late.

BooR vaults the counter with a guttural cry. He totters bowlegged but with alarming speed. Bothered reaches into his waistband for his own blade, a Terracotta warrior far from home, and charges forward. But before the clash of steel on steel, will on will, both stop as if caught on a string.

He is there. Betwixt the two gladiators stands the man with the Gypsy King face looking for all the world like St. Stephen.

“You do not want to do this,” he says quietly.

Bothered and BooR, Boor and Bothered, what can they do? They stand spellbound, frozen in the petrified ichor of the moment.

But they are men of will these two, these villainous heroes, these titans of the internet, and they charge forward, heedless.

Only to be stopped short. Hands of steel close around throats, one marble, one topaz.

“Thinkest thou this to be right, that thou saidst, My righteousness is more than Whokebe's?”

They attempt to speak, but words cannot be summoned.

Just as suddenly, two bodies lie on the dirty floor, two throats, clutched lightly in the dark man’s hands.

He stares out calmly into the middle distance and says, “Thou shalt not bow down thyself to them, nor serve them: for I the Lord thy Whokebe am a jealous Whokebe, visiting the iniquity of the fathers upon the children unto the third and fourth generation of them that hate me.”

He turns on his heel and walks though the door and into the dusky evening.

What Whok giveth, Whok taketh away.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#14303537)



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Date: March 5th, 2010 1:03 AM
Author: concupiscible lime national security agency orchestra pit

180!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#14303542)



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Date: March 5th, 2010 1:11 AM
Author: dun home

ty man, your praise means a great deal and you will have a producer credit when i turn this bitch into kabuki theater

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#14303589)



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Date: March 5th, 2010 1:14 AM
Author: Bistre Sadistic Property

*slow clap*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#14303614)



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Date: March 5th, 2010 11:50 AM
Author: twinkling library

BOOM!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#14305191)



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Date: January 7th, 2011 4:02 PM
Author: Peach Provocative Menage Legend

Bravo

*Stands and applaudes*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#16994230)



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Date: March 5th, 2010 1:06 AM
Author: Spectacular range codepig

nao fala portugues, nao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#14303561)



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Date: March 5th, 2010 1:11 AM
Author: Diverse Mauve Pit Feces

Taxa de mim como um poster

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#14303596)



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Date: March 5th, 2010 1:15 AM
Author: dun home

cemoitenta naturalmente

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#14303629)



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Date: March 5th, 2010 1:17 AM
Author: Diverse Mauve Pit Feces

tu es meu amigao, para sempre

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#14303644)



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Date: March 5th, 2010 1:51 PM
Author: dun home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#14306244)



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Date: March 5th, 2010 1:20 AM
Author: Spectacular range codepig

vai se foder

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#14303678)



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Date: March 5th, 2010 2:17 AM
Author: dun home

what

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#14304018)



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Date: March 5th, 2010 3:53 AM
Author: Ivory field pisswyrm

nao voce

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#14304262)



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Date: March 5th, 2010 11:35 AM
Author: dun home

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#14305119)



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Date: March 6th, 2010 4:44 AM
Author: Crimson histrionic rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#14312007)



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Date: March 12th, 2010 2:17 AM
Author: dun home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#14368216)



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Date: March 15th, 2010 3:50 PM
Author: dun home

a self-serving bump in case anyone wants to read the final chapter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#14400277)



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Date: March 15th, 2010 3:54 PM
Author: Diverse Mauve Pit Feces

of COURSE I want to read the final chapter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#14400315)



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Date: March 15th, 2010 4:05 PM
Author: dun home

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#14400434)



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Date: March 23rd, 2010 3:15 PM
Author: rebellious mind-boggling gaping athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#14476024)



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Date: March 28th, 2010 5:57 PM
Author: dun home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#14529098)



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Date: March 28th, 2010 7:01 PM
Author: transparent balding potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#14529891)



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Date: March 29th, 2010 9:51 PM
Author: dun home

fuck you ape detective

goodbye sweet prince, i'll see you in my dreams.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#14541844)



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Date: April 4th, 2010 4:39 PM
Author: appetizing generalized bond foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#14600115)



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Date: April 4th, 2010 5:02 PM
Author: dun home

Ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#14600403)



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Date: April 9th, 2010 12:43 AM
Author: Walnut Razzle-dazzle Multi-billionaire Prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#14651360)



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Date: April 11th, 2010 8:58 PM
Author: gold big set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#14679565)



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Date: April 11th, 2010 10:00 PM
Author: Lavender Beady-eyed Meetinghouse

OP=same dude as Mayor McCheese EPIC thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#14680220)



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Date: April 15th, 2010 5:11 PM
Author: dun home

holy shit, i wish.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#14721310)



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Date: June 24th, 2010 12:01 AM
Author: Lavender Beady-eyed Meetinghouse

Damn man this thread is so incredible I don't even remember reading it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#15328202)



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Date: April 27th, 2010 1:05 AM
Author: Walnut Razzle-dazzle Multi-billionaire Prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#14835690)



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Date: April 27th, 2010 1:47 AM
Author: dun home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#14836086)



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Date: April 27th, 2010 2:05 AM
Author: alcoholic degenerate reading party

now don't you go fucking telling him i said so, and i'm being fucking serious here, but the random sequence motherfucker is one of my favorite posters.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#14836218)



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Date: May 3rd, 2010 4:41 PM
Author: dun home

caught you, you little scamp.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#14896745)



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Date: May 10th, 2010 8:32 PM
Author: Walnut Razzle-dazzle Multi-billionaire Prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#14957866)



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Date: May 23rd, 2010 10:08 PM
Author: Walnut Razzle-dazzle Multi-billionaire Prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#15065678)



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Date: May 23rd, 2010 10:30 PM
Author: dun home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#15065917)



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Date: May 23rd, 2010 10:35 PM
Author: Walnut Razzle-dazzle Multi-billionaire Prole

might be my favorite thread ever my man. like, number one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#15065969)



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Date: May 23rd, 2010 10:39 PM
Author: dun home

holy shit man, ty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#15066008)



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Date: June 27th, 2010 11:22 PM
Author: concupiscible lime national security agency orchestra pit

tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#15362150)



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Date: June 28th, 2010 9:46 PM
Author: dun home

ty doctor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#15370298)



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Date: July 15th, 2010 1:46 PM
Author: concupiscible lime national security agency orchestra pit

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#15514196)



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Date: June 23rd, 2010 11:49 PM
Author: Vermilion Casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#15328024)



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Date: July 14th, 2010 11:06 PM
Author: rebellious mind-boggling gaping athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#15509926)



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Date: July 16th, 2010 4:58 PM
Author: boyish up-to-no-good hall blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#15525648)



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Date: July 22nd, 2010 7:04 AM
Author: Sinister Community Account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#15576946)



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Date: August 1st, 2010 9:59 PM
Author: dun home

(^_~)V

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#15675267)



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Date: August 27th, 2010 4:10 AM
Author: dun home

like macarthur to manilla, i have returned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#15893562)



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Date: December 15th, 2010 11:36 AM
Author: concupiscible lime national security agency orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#16818031)



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Date: September 26th, 2010 7:58 PM
Author: rebellious mind-boggling gaping athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#16149686)



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Date: October 11th, 2010 4:38 PM
Author: Walnut Razzle-dazzle Multi-billionaire Prole

do tell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#16267456)



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Date: October 11th, 2010 4:41 PM
Author: dun home

ty sir

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#16267496)



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Date: October 11th, 2010 4:43 PM
Author: concupiscible lime national security agency orchestra pit

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#16267511)



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Date: October 11th, 2010 4:44 PM
Author: Walnut Razzle-dazzle Multi-billionaire Prole

180..

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#16267523)



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Date: October 11th, 2010 4:47 PM
Author: concupiscible lime national security agency orchestra pit

..180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#16267546)



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Date: October 11th, 2010 5:03 PM
Author: frum keepsake machete philosopher-king

081...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#16267670)



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Date: January 7th, 2011 2:20 PM
Author: Walnut Razzle-dazzle Multi-billionaire Prole

if you fall i will catch you i'll be waiting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#16993352)



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Date: January 7th, 2011 3:01 PM
Author: frum keepsake machete philosopher-king

time after time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#16993710)



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Date: October 11th, 2010 4:42 PM
Author: frum keepsake machete philosopher-king

I smile just reading the thread title now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#16267499)



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Date: November 10th, 2010 1:45 AM
Author: vibrant pea-brained house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#16514157)



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Date: January 7th, 2011 2:54 PM
Author: Peach Provocative Menage Legend

180 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#16993622)



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Date: January 18th, 2011 12:35 AM
Author: dun home

i missed you sir.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#17080440)



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Date: August 1st, 2011 10:50 PM
Author: Walnut Razzle-dazzle Multi-billionaire Prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#18661393)



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Date: August 8th, 2011 10:54 AM
Author: charcoal harsh gunner

<3<3<3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#18708838)



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Date: August 8th, 2011 10:58 AM
Author: rebellious mind-boggling gaping athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#18708865)



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Date: October 15th, 2011 8:56 AM
Author: flushed principal's office genital piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#19174941)